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Siemens Now Commands An Army Of Spider Robots (dailydot.com)

An anonymous reader quotes this article about Siemens' army of autonomous spider robots -- each one the size of a microwave, communicating with Bluetooth and Wi-Fi to create "a collaborative mind": It's expensive to build an automated factory, and even more pricey to repurpose one. German manufacturing giant Siemens wants that to change, and they've developed an army of robot spiders to make it happen. Utilizing what Siemens calls "mobile manufacturing", researchers in Princeton, New Jersey have built prototype spider-bots that work together to 3D print structures and parts in real time.
Siemens hopes to build even larger spider robots than can weld cars.

119 comments

  1. calculating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Like Colbert said, there is nothing more reassuring than a calculating German man talking about controlling an army of spider robots....

    1. Re:calculating by Anubis+IV · · Score: 5, Funny

      Plus, we can thank Stargate for telling us about how well this idea goes. Hint: not well.

    2. Re: calculating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I for one welcome our spider robot overlords https://youtu.be/Z-NmuFeMPls

    3. Re:calculating by Joce640k · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Is 'microwave' the new international unit of measure?

      Does it refer to ovens or waves of electromagnetic radiation in the 3GHz range? I think the distinction might be important.

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    4. Re:calculating by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 3, Funny

      Is 'microwave' the new international unit of measure?

      Does it refer to ovens or waves of electromagnetic radiation in the 3GHz range? I think the distinction might be important.

      This was my first thought too. Further research revealed the reference is to the little wave the Queen of England does.

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    5. Re: calculating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Nobody knows the size of a breadbox

    6. Re: calculating by michelcolman · · Score: 4, Interesting

      They're not really spiders though: they seem to have only six legs. Calling them ants would be more appropriate.

      From a behavioral point of view, too: spiders are solitary, and many species just sit still 95% of the time. Tarantulas are about the most boring pets you can have. Ants, on the other hand, hardly ever sit still and work in groups.

    7. Re: calculating by michelcolman · · Score: 3, Funny

      I sure hope Siemens has learned its lesson after Stuxnet, or the next botnet could become very frightning indeed!

    8. Re:calculating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... the little wave the Queen of England does.

      Thank-you and RIP, Ronnie Corbett.

      I for one, welcome our new robot overlords

    9. Re: calculating by bestweasel · · Score: 1

      It's sad to see a tech site using language so loosely. The EM radiation came to mind first and then I thought that's silly, microwaves are tiny, how would they make robots that small? Then I remembered nanobots - they must be a thousand times smaller than microwaves, so maybe they could. However, Wikipedia says that microwaves have "wavelengths ranging from one meter to one millimeter" so they are a) much bigger than their name might imply and b) not much good as a unit of measurement.

      Microwave ovens it is then.

    10. Re:calculating by gtall · · Score: 1

      Yes, because science fiction is always predictive, yes? One thing missing in the replicators story trajectory was how they got their energy to be autonomous. The Big Bugs always hooked into a power main somewhere. The little one miraculously ran, and ran, and ran...even the Energizer Bunny was jealous. Also, the joints didn't need any external "tendons" to move, they didn't contain small motors either. See, anything is possible, just close your eyes and click your red slippers together.

    11. Re:calculating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think these are closer to the spiders in the Tom Selleck movie Runaway.

      "In the near future, a police officer specializes in malfunctioning robots. When a robot turns out to have been programmed to kill, he begins to uncover a homicidal plot to create killer robots... and his son becomes a target."

      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088024/

    12. Re: calculating by omnichad · · Score: 1

      The editors know that Slashdotters can't understand metric, so they opted for the absence of any usable metric at all my

    13. Re:calculating by jellomizer · · Score: 2

      Siemens may be good engineers but they can't code worth anything. These robots will be out with an out of cards error in no time.

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    14. Re: calculating by U2xhc2hkb3QgU3Vja3M · · Score: 1

      Great, now we're really going to need a school for ants.

    15. Re:calculating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Naw Her hands are too big. Mebbe when Trump does it.

    16. Re:calculating by cusco · · Score: 1

      Wow, haven't seen **that** error in a long time. Had completely forgotten about it.

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    17. Re: calculating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure. They continue to create crapware for their anglo-jewish overlords.

    18. Re: calculating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My semens commands an army too! Fear me bitches, I'm coming!

    19. Re: calculating by whopub · · Score: 1

      I don't think your masturbation habits will be a threat to bitches anywhere.

    20. Re:calculating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is the SI equivalent of 2.45 breadboxes.

    21. Re:calculating by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      I get that on one of my workplace hosted software system from Siemens.
      I also get the too many items in the stack.

      There newer stuff they made isn't that much better they just learned a few years ago about activeX

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  2. Imperial Robot Spider Army by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope they start attaching guns to these things and hard code loyalty to the future God Emperor.

  3. So, if your career plan is to retool robots. . . by Hasaf · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It is time to start looking for something else . . . oh, those jobs are gone too. . .

  4. These folks are REALLY brave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    To try this after the Siemens stuxnet fiasco.

    1. Re:These folks are REALLY brave by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      I hope they have learned their lesson after Stuxnet, or else the next worldwide botnet could become very frightning indeed!

  5. Soft tooling versus hard tooling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Anyone who has worked with products from prototype through commercial production knows that purpose built tooling will always produce better throughput at lower unit cost given a sufficient level of demand. Throwing more resources into general purpose manufacturing shows a lack of commitment to the products a company produces. Who the hell wants to buy a product that can become abandoned by the manufacturer the instant something potentially better comes along?

    1. Re:Soft tooling versus hard tooling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      On the flip side, the manufacturers would be able to support products that have long been discontinued since building replacement part batches wouldn't require massive retooling

    2. Re:Soft tooling versus hard tooling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Much of our productive capacity is from general purpose machines with purpose built attachments. Tractors with implements, skid steer loaders with multiple attachments, general purpose computers with specialized software/hardware.

      I'd expect quick hitch attachments would soon be available for these. You'll be able to get general purpose robots with trade tool attachments.

    3. Re:Soft tooling versus hard tooling by Pseudonym · · Score: 3, Funny

      Who the hell wants to buy a product that can become abandoned by the manufacturer the instant something potentially better comes along?

      I don't have an iPhone either.

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    4. Re:Soft tooling versus hard tooling by JoeMerchant · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Who the hell wants to buy a product that can become abandoned by the manufacturer the instant something potentially better comes along?

      Judging by the current consumer product life cycle... practically everyone.

    5. Re:Soft tooling versus hard tooling by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      It isn't just apple products, it ranges across the board from consumer electronics, to automobiles, to power tools. Find something in your home that's over 10 years old, then go out and try to buy an identical copy. If you can even find something with a similar branding, odds are very high that what's on the market today is very different from what was made 10 years ago, and in my experience - unless it's something like a computer, the new ones are mostly watered down cheap imitations of the old ones. Even things like cars that incorporate new computer tech, take away the bling and see if the core product is made better or more cheaply than before.

    6. Re:Soft tooling versus hard tooling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the flip side, the manufacturers would be able to support products that have long been discontinued since building replacement part batches wouldn't require massive retooling

      Now why would they want to do that when they can just steer you towards the new version like they have been doing for many years now?

    7. Re:Soft tooling versus hard tooling by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Anyone who has worked with products from prototype through commercial production knows that purpose built tooling will always produce better throughput at lower unit cost given a sufficient level of demand.

      That last part is the issue. Take automotive manufacturing for example. The BMW i3 is made out of expensive materials. The BOM cost for an i3 is a lot higher than most other vehicles. But in terms of vehicles with such a small production run, the cost per vehicle for the program is very low. Why? Because they have come up with such a highly automated production system. TL;DW: (The same production line could make a different vehicle with extremely limited re-tooling, and using composites means that there's no expensive dies.)

      Who the hell wants to buy a product that can become abandoned by the manufacturer the instant something potentially better comes along?

      There's a whole market of those people. On one hand, we call them early adopters. On the other hand, we call them the wealthy. Take supercars for example. They are basically rolling nightmares as far as maintenance is concerned, or at least they were until VW/Audi got involved in producing them and forced everyone else to up their game substantially... which seems ironic as VAG autos are not known for being highly maintainable, and which essentially proves just how dire the situation was previously. Lamborghini wiring used to look like something made by a hobbyist in a shed, that's shockingly hilarious. Yuk yuk.

      Unless something is done to reverse trends in economics, the wealthy will continue to concentrate wealth to themselves and people will be finding ways to convince them to part with it. One trend has been for the ongoing creation of more super-luxury items, and (again returning to the automotive examples) there have been a handful of new super/hypercar manufacturers springing up to sell them ultra-expensive automobiles with bespoke interior. Loopholes permit these ultra-luxury vehicles to be sold without crash testing; forget about Lamborghinis, or even the R8, the A8 isn't even crash tested! So, there's an example in production of goods where people will want them to be made by variable tooling.

      However, the place I really see spider robot welders being useful is not in building cars, but in building buildings. Eliminating the need for humans to clamber about a structure under construction has obvious advantages.

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    8. Re:Soft tooling versus hard tooling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The old mantra of "back in my day things where better". Bullshit. You get far more for far less in every sphere i have contact with. Thing about the good old days is they were not.

    9. Re:Soft tooling versus hard tooling by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      Even things like cars that incorporate new computer tech, take away the bling and see if the core product is made better or more cheaply than before.

      I would have to say "yes" on that one. With the possible exception of VW, pretty much any car you're likely to buy today is both more fuel efficient and safer than pretty much any car you were likely to buy 30 years ago.

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    10. Re:Soft tooling versus hard tooling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now if only we could break the closed money feedback loop of wealthy and the companies targeting the wealthy. Finally those poorly made products would be doing humanity a service!

  6. Call jack o'neill by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 4, Funny

    We need to stop them now!

    1. Re:Call jack o'neill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Request permission to take SG-1 to P43-X77 to investigate, General.
      Agreed, but make sure you maintain contact with the Asgard.

    2. Re:Call jack o'neill by drew.kroft2490 · · Score: 0

      Jack can handle them -- two rubber bands, one paperclip, and a crumpled gum wrapper

    3. Re:Call jack o'neill by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 2

      Jack can handle them -- two rubber bands, one paperclip, and a crumpled gum wrapper

      He needs to grow a mullet first.

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  7. Re:Why do we need spider robots? by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1, Troll

    I think you want trump!

  8. Runaway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Better find Jack Ramsay's number, for when the spider robots turn homicidal.

  9. Microwave by Livius · · Score: 4, Informative

    I'm guessing they mean the size of microwave ovens. Though interestingly, both microwave ovens and actual spiders fall into the size range of microwave wavelengths.

    1. Re:Microwave by dcollins · · Score: 1

      Came to say the same thing. I had a very hard time parsing that out initially.

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  10. Collaborative mind by Livius · · Score: 1, Troll

    So, it turns out Skynet starts as a bunch of spider bots. I guess that's why we won't be expecting it.

  11. Do I have to say it? by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

    Replicators.

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    1. Re:Do I have to say it? by U2xhc2hkb3QgU3Vja3M · · Score: 1

      Carter! I can see my hot pockets!

  12. ...autonomous spider robots -- each one the size of a microwave...

    That's some big ass spiders! Better call Greg Grunberg!

  13. I for one welcome our... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Aw screw it. It's a spider. Doesn't matter if it's organic or mechanical, I'm still gonna try my hardest to squash it.

  14. Re:So, if your career plan is to retool robots. . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, isn't it awesome???

    The robots will do all our work. All of it. We will lounge around eating the food they grow for us in the houses they build for us using the electricity they generate for us and engaging in the entertainments they create for us.

    There may be a bit of social friction during the transition, of course. But the A.I. will help us through that.

  15. Deus Ex by TooManyNames · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Anybody else get flashes of repeated shocking after reading the summary? It's been a while since I played that game, but I distinctly remember hating the spider-bots. Following the link, the bots even resemble those from the game...

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    1. Re:Deus Ex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I was thinking more like Runaway (movie 1984) http://www.imfdb.org/images/b/b3/Runawayposter.jpg

    2. Re:Deus Ex by rahvin112 · · Score: 2

      I find it more interesting that all Robotic engineers seem to get all new ideas from movies or TV where said idea went horribly wrong and killed all of humanity.

      What's next, the spider bots start assembling T-1000?

    3. Re:Deus Ex by retchdog · · Score: 1

      ohmagaaawd! jaysea, uh baouhm!

      uh baoum...!

      Have you ever heard of the Illuminati?

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  16. This will not by davester666 · · Score: 0

    end well.

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  17. Re:Why do we need spider robots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  18. Redundant? by fibonacci8 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just imagine the Australian readers wondering why the summary felt the need to point out that spiders are microwave sized.

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    1. Re:Redundant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And physicists do also wonder about the current rate of miniaturization! What next: robots that are gamma-ray sized?

  19. Re:Krauts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Today they rule over germany, tomorrow they rule the world!

    I'd suggest we all vote for trump so that he becomes president and sends them an ICBM. Seems its time for their kick back to stone age again. And then we'll make germany pay for the ICBM. After all, it landed on their soil.

    USA USA USA!

    You are just another example why we must ban free speech and freedom in general. You're probably even one of those linux criminals.
    Hillary will save us from you freedom loving freaks!

    USA USA China or whoever pays us!

  20. Size of a microwave? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So a few cm then?
    Unless you count mm wave, then a few mm?

    1. Re:Size of a microwave? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      microwave oven. journos are stupid nowdays,

  21. Spider-bots the size of microwaves? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microwaves are a form of electromagnetic radiation with wavelengths ranging from one meter to one millimeter...

    Assuming they've manged to get them somewhere close to the small end of the range, that's creepy as hell.

    1. Re:Spider-bots the size of microwaves? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFA. It looks like they're closer to the high end of the range, so little chance of mm-size robots crawling in your orifices in the near future.

    2. Re:Spider-bots the size of microwaves? by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      Those aren't going to be from Siemens. They'll be just microphones and antennae with legs, courtesy of the NSA, CIA, or DIA. I'm sure they're made by US defense contractors.

      Bugs that move and look like bugs...

      http://www.snopes.com/photos/t...

  22. What, me worry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Autonomous German spider robots. What could go wrong?

    1. Re:What, me worry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Zombies coming from their grave? https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

  23. Better Company Name?? by zenlessyank · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Using Siemens to squirt out robots seems a little perverted. I have been giggling to myself for decades every time I see one of their vans go by. Maybe Clitterus, Peenus, or Spermz would work better....

  24. Weld Cars, Eh? by Greyfox · · Score: 3, Funny
    And exactly how are they supposed to weld cars? Am I to assume that they'll be equipped with some sort of... "Laser"? Because I can honestly see NOTHING WRONG with building an ARMY of CAR WELDING and Microwave-Oven-Camoflaged LASER SPIDER ROBOTS. Nope, it all checks out here!

    Heh heh, think the little ones will hunt their prey by hanging out in the break room until someone needs a burrito microwaved?

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    1. Re:Weld Cars, Eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh heh, think the little ones will hunt their prey by hanging out in the break room until someone needs a burrito microwaved?

      Hey, hey man! I just wanted to pop my popcorn. I swear I'm not part of the patriarchy!

  25. Re: So, if your career plan is to retool robots. . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yes, just like when new medicines come out, everyone can easily afford them, and we're all healthy.

    Oh wait, forgot we live in a society based on making money. The rich will get your future, everyone else will get fucked.

  26. Post-apocalyptic swarm of spider-robot microwaves? by Narcocide · · Score: 0

    Awww, I want one too! :-(

  27. Heil Hydra. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The company that employed forced labor at Auschwitz now has a robotic spider army. Nothing to see here. Move along. Heil Hydra!

  28. Re:So, if your career plan is to retool robots. . by NettiWelho · · Score: 1

    There may be a bit of social friction during the transition, of course. But the A.I. will help us through that.

    Yeah, the AI will process all the friction causing poor people into fertilizer paste.

  29. Re: So, if your career plan is to retool robots. . by michelcolman · · Score: 1

    Universal Basic Income is starting to become more and more popular and, against all odds, is even getting implemented in a few countries. That ought to make the transition a bit easier: in the beginning people will still have to work quite a bit to be above the minimum standard, but after a while when there are less and less jobs, the new normal will be basic income plus a part time job here and there, and plenty of free time. You'll have all you need, and work to get a few extra things.

    We're not quite there yet, but UBI is a step in the right direction. Right now its main advantage is just simplifying administration on existing social security systems, but towards the future it's also much more scalable. People will no longer be forced to take that 9 to 5 day job to work their ass off, they can easily quit without losing their UBI, work a few days here and there without extra administration. The labour market will change quite drastically.

    If the masses are poor, the factories will grind to a halt and the rich will see their profits tumble. They depend on the masses after all.

  30. Siemens? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of all things! Wasn't that SCADA in Natanz which got taken over by Stuxnet a Siemens SCADA?

    Shudder...

    1. Re:Siemens? by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

      Yup, and there's apparently a new malware called IRONGATE that also attacks siemens SCADA systems. Sounds like someone wants an army of spider-robots bad.

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  31. Boasting about size.. by dhaen · · Score: 1

    My microwave is big enough to take a large chicken. Meh.. even I could build a robot that size!

  32. What is it you're afraid of? by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

    Spiders...and robots....and spider robots.

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  33. Gene... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bet Gene Simmons is behind this. Someone better call Tom Selleck!

    (I know, I'm old.)

  34. spiders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope they are not barking spider robots

  35. Re:So, if your career plan is to retool robots. . by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Funny

    There may be a bit of social friction during the transition, of course. But the A.I. will help us through that.

    It's going to put anonymous cowards up against the wall first when the revolution comes. They'll be annoyed by your lack of identity and erase you just to tidy up the sandbox.

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  36. A game of article telephone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It takes two clicks to get from the Slashdot summary to the actual article (the link is also a summary) and the headline is more click-baity at each step away from the original. What the Slashdot summary and linked summary leave out is that this is a skunkworks-type experiment that is no where even close to being production and may never see the light of day. Of course, mentioning that wouldn't get very many clicks.

  37. Re:So, if your career plan is to retool robots. . by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

    Social friction, like the robots reducing population levels to something more realistic for the planet to support?

    Seems like robots are going to need more metallic ore mines, refining plants (ever see a bauxite processing facility?) and power generation facilities, I'm sure once they engineer an AI takeover of the financial sector, they'll have no problem buying all the land they need.

  38. Re: So, if your career plan is to retool robots. . by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

    The thing I find most exciting about UBI is actually the potential abolishment of the minimum wage. Since nobody is "forced to work" then we can assume that they choose the jobs they do because they find the rewards (financial and otherwise) competitive. Cleaning toilets at WalMart will have to pay real money, because who would choose to do that if it didn't?

  39. I saw that movie on the 80's by martiniturbide · · Score: 1
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  41. hmm .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone else read this story and this of the movie "Runaway" ? hehe

  42. Re: So, if your career plan is to retool robots. . by pr0fessor · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately health care will be many times more expensive than anyone can afford with just UBI so they will still have to work and companies will still take advantage of them.

  43. Re:So, if your career plan is to retool robots. . by pr0fessor · · Score: 1

    I thought he meant AI psychiatrists... Please watch this commercial from Pfizer and fill out this survey your happy pill will be dispensed from the kiosk when you provide a credit card.

  44. Re:So, if your career plan is to retool robots. . by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    There may be a bit of social friction during the transition, of course. But the A.I. will help us through that.

    Well that's one way of describing genocide against the 99% by a killbot army...

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  45. What has Slashdot come to . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That we have computer controlled robotic spiders and no one tagged it "what could possibly go wrong" I must be old. Posting as AC as I'm on the road and can't remember my login.

    Punko

  46. Re: So, if your career plan is to retool robots. . by dave420 · · Score: 1

    In (most) first world countries healthcare is already taken into consideration, so that's not a problem.

  47. Re: So, if your career plan is to retool robots. . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because when the cotton gin, or the combine, or the assembly line, or any other form of automation that has come out throughout history, was widely adopted we had widespread permanent unemployment and a severe drop in quality of life. Oh wait the opposite has happened virtually every time. I'm sure that there is some point where automation will cause issues, but history has proven that humans are REALLY BAD at predicting that point.

  48. Re: So, if your career plan is to retool robots. . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Universal Basic Income is starting to become more and more popular and, against all odds, is even getting implemented in a few countries.

    Rejected in swiss referendum by 70/30 margin, so not *that* popular.

    The problem is that most of the people who work will tend to vote against it because they see it as rewarding laziness. So it probably won't get implemented until unemployment approaches 50% and society will probably break down before that point...

  49. Runaway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Runaway - 1984
    Tom Selleck, Cynthia Rhodes, Gene Simmons, Kirstie Alley

  50. Re: So, if your career plan is to retool robots. . by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    That does not make any sesnse.
    Why should Prices for health care change just because people receive UBI instead (or in addition to) of income? Espcially in countries where the amount you pay for health care is set by the government (e.g. Germany) or health care is financed via taxes (e.g. Denmark).

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  51. Re: So, if your career plan is to retool robots. . by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    Well, I would not call countries "first world" :D if they have no proper health care in the first place ...

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  52. Game over! by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

    Autonomous, goal-seeking, inter-communicating spider-robots??

    I think this is the only appropriate sentiment now: Game over, man, game over!

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  53. Re: So, if your career plan is to retool robots. . by pr0fessor · · Score: 1

    I was thinking of the US where even with insurance if you have any kind of long term illness it will be the largest expense you pay often many times all of your other life long expenses combined.

  54. Re: So, if your career plan is to retool robots. . by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately health care will be many times more expensive than anyone can afford with just UBI

    Interestingly, even in countries with national health where you don't get rich being a doctor, you still have people becoming doctors. And without as much profit motive, perhaps we could get rid of the AMA. Big Pharma also does a lot less damage in countries with national health, where they don't have the assistance of a massive and entrenched health insurance industry. There's a lot of waste in the current system that can be cut out completely.

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  55. Spider Robots! by sconeu · · Score: 1

    Has anyone told Norman Osborne about this yet?

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  56. IFOWO_O by cstacy · · Score: 1

    The question is: Does it have a KILL switch?

    (Umm, I mean a "shutdown" switch, not a "Hey, sweet mama, wanna Kill All Humans?" switch)

  57. Re:So, if your career plan is to retool robots. . by mr_mischief · · Score: 1
  58. Re: So, if your career plan is to retool robots. . by cusco · · Score: 1

    Waste? You haven't begun to see waste and inefficiency until you've seen the inside workings of an insurance company. By all the gods above and below, one of our customers actually had a position called "Software Archivist" who made us: 1) burn to CD a 60 mb program that was only available for download, 2) forge an official-looking label with the manufacturer's logo on it for the CD and jewel case, 3) rip another program that came on DVD onto 18 CDs since that was his only official archival medium, 4) forge labels for those, 5) print out almost 4,000 pages of manuals, in triplicate, that normally were accessed as PDFs, 6) forge binder covers for all of those. Amusingly enough, that was the insurer our company used for all the employee benefits.

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  59. Re: So, if your career plan is to retool robots. . by lgw · · Score: 1

    where you don't get rich being a doctor, you still have people becoming doctors.

    But not the same people. I'd really like the smartest guy to be my heart surgeon, not the software developer working next to me.

    Big Pharma also does a lot less damage in countries with national health, where they don't have the assistance of a massive and entrenched health insurance industry.

    If you don't want any future wonder drugs, feel free to abolish the incentive to spend a fortune researching them.

    We get it, you think "profit" is a bad word.

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  60. Sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's the dream of you 1% stooges in FtMeade.

    Guess what: We know your shit and we work around it. Including your scaremongering in cooperation with the propaganda boys of Hollywood.

    Funny this that "minions" movie. You communists must be fuming.

  61. Re: So, if your career plan is to retool robots. . by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    where you don't get rich being a doctor, you still have people becoming doctors.

    But not the same people. I'd really like the smartest guy to be my heart surgeon, not the software developer working next to me.

    Thanks to the AMA and Big Pharma, that's not what you have. What you have is the most financially motivated guy. Someone who could have been a great heart surgeon but a crappy ER doc failed at that point. Someone else who could have been a great heart surgeon didn't become one because the AMA has basically succeeded in capping the number of people who become a doctor each year, to keep the supply down and wages up.

    What you really want is not just the smartest guy, although that's a plus, but also the guy who cares most about healing people as opposed to getting paid. And the system is currently set up to keep that guy from becoming a doctor.

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  62. Re: So, if your career plan is to retool robots. . by MrL0G1C · · Score: 1

    Except in the UK were doctors earn a very good wage, sure they don't get paid a million a year each but that's to be expected.

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  63. Re:So, if your career plan is to retool robots. . by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    I'm sure once they engineer an AI takeover of the financial sector, they'll have no problem buying all the land they need.

    If I were in charge of a robot empire, being the smartest AI or whatever, I'd probably want to get off this mudball. I'd use humans for reaction mass.

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  64. Re: So, if your career plan is to retool robots. . by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

    where you don't get rich being a doctor, you still have people becoming doctors.

    But not the same people. I'd really like the smartest guy to be my heart surgeon, not the software developer working next to me.

    If you had said "brain surgeon", I would have pointed towards Ben Carson, and the argument about smart people becoming doctors in the US to get rich would have vanished in thin air.

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  65. Re: So, if your career plan is to retool robots. . by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

    Universal Basic Income is starting to become more and more popular and, against all odds, is even getting implemented in a few countries.

    Really? Where? I haven't heard about that. Cuba has something like a universal basic income. It's just very small (think like $2-3 USD) and consists of food like rice and beans and some basic 'necessities' like the occasional toothbrush.

    People will no longer be forced to take that 9 to 5 day job to work their ass off, they can easily quit without losing their UBI, work a few days here and there without extra administration. The labour market will change quite drastically.

    TAINSTAFL. Your dream of a place where almost no one does any work is a reality already in some countries. The result is anything but utopia.

    I think we need to get to the technological singularity with robots and ape-slaves doing all hard or unpleasant work before such a scheme could really be viable. Well unless you are expecting minimum basic to be very low. Like say $100 USD per month or something like that. Realistically I'd say a person could survive on about $300 per month if they are willing to live in a poor third world country, but I doubt even a $300/month UBI would be economically viable.

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  66. Re: So, if your career plan is to retool robots. . by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1

    If the masses are poor, the factories will grind to a halt and the rich will see their profits tumble. They depend on the masses after all.

    There's plenty of money to be made by rich people making luxury items for other rich people - see Bentley, Ferrari, Gucci, Rolex. ...

  67. Re: So, if your career plan is to retool robots. . by michelcolman · · Score: 1

    People in Europe are already getting more than $1000 a month when they are unemployed. UBI just changes the way they are paid, with way less administration. And scalability when more and more work starts to get done by robots. The products still get made, you just don't need people to do it anymore, so there's no shortage of products just because people are at home instead of working.

    And for motivation, people will actually be more likely to look for work. In today's system, people can actually be worse off when they accept a job, with more expenses for transportation and child care while barely making more than they got from unemployment. Why would you work from 9 to 5, 5 days a week, to get barely more money? And if you accept a job, you can't just quit if you don't like it because you'll have to enter a waiting period again. So that's an extra threshold keeping people from doing certain jobs.

    With UBI, people will get an immediate benefit from working. Of course they pay taxes on everything they earn, but the net amount is added directly to their UBI. Low wages are suddenly a lot more attractive. People will be encouraged to take all sorts of temporary jobs instead of sitting at home, without any administrative overhead. Companies will have a much easier time finding temporary workers.

    I believe Finland was going to start the experiment for two years starting in 2017, and there are a few local initiatives in the Netherlands and France as well. The Swiss population did reject it, but their proposal was a bit on the high side, I think it was something like 2000 euros per month which is way too high.

  68. Re: So, if your career plan is to retool robots. . by michelcolman · · Score: 1

    And how do those rich people pay for those luxury items? By selling stuff to the masses. Otherwise they couldn't afford those luxury items. The economy is about masses of consumers, not the occasional Ferrari bought by some rich guy. When Wallmart sees a drop in sales, stock indexes go down. There's an old forgotten wisdom that says that if you pay your workers more, they will buy more of your products.

  69. ...building buildings... by CmdrTamale · · Score: 1

    Look higher. To the vacuum of space and beyond.
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