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Domino's Ends Free Pizza Promo With T-Mobile Due To High Demand (techcrunch.com)
An anonymous reader writes: In addition to giving customers stock in the company, T-Mobile announced last week at its "un-carrier" event that it would be offering freebies every Tuesday through its new app, such as Domino's pizza and Fandango movie tickets. One week has passed since then and Domino's is now backing out of the free pizza promotion due to higher-than-expected demand. T-Mobile CEO John Legere posted an internal memo from the company that read, "After reviewing yesterday's results and taking your feedback into account, the decision has been made not to continue the T-Mobile Tuesdays promotion unless we can find a solution that is best for the brand." Customers of T-Mobile were upset to find that Domino's was limiting the number of free pizzas per store due to promotion limits. Some stores simply stopped accepting the coupons. What may have led to the extremely high demand was the fact that under the deal's terms, T-Mobile customers on a single family plan could all use their own codes to place large orders of multiple pizzas. That is to say, each line warranted a free pizza.
It wasn't the pizza or the bread that was making you fat, it was the fact that you do not posess the personal discipline to control your own eating. People like you are the reason why we live in a world where there is an FDA approved medical device that puts a drain tube into your stomach to empty it's contents before you digest it and make your ass even fatter than it already is.
Here's the real truth, kids: You can eat ANYTHING YOU WANT, so long as you make yourself accoutable for it, and exercise some self control. Eat two or three pieces of pizza, not the whole goddamed pie, and eat one or two slices of bread, not the whole goddamned loaf smothered in butter. Eat too much? Eat less of soemthing comparable. Also: get off the couch and move your ass instead of sitting there and just continually consuming more and more food. For fuck's sake it ain't rocket science it's common sense.