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MIT's Ori Robotic Modular Furniture Is Designed To Make Small Places Feel More Roomy (archpaper.com)
An anonymous reader writes: MIT's Media Lab has produced Ori, a range of robotic, modular furniture designed to make small places feel more roomy. The Architect's Newspaper reports: "With its name coming from the Japanese word 'origami,' the furniture system combines robotics, architecture, and design to let interiors double-up as bedrooms, living rooms, dining rooms, and offices. Teaming up with Swiss product designer Yves Behar, founder and CEO of Ori and research scientist at MIT Hasier Larrea has his eyes set on fundamentally altering the 'experience and economics of the urban built environment.' Speaking in a press release, Larrea added that 'Ori's systems make possible the effortless and magical transformation of interior spaces, providing the totally new experience of having our interior space intelligently conform to our activities, rather than our activities being forced to conform to our interior space.' A movable mainframe, containing a variety of concealable furniture and storage, is the core concept in Ori's modular and mechatronic furniture. Using the wall mounted control panel, the module can move across the floor and deploy different pieces of furniture. This can all be done remotely through the Ori app as well." Ori is not on the market yet, but inquiries can be made via Ori's website.
This has been done in Japan for years. But MIT did say robot instead of machine or mechanism so TECH NEWS!
So, my couch can fetch me a beer without me ever leaving it?
Table-ized A.I.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but the word Origami comes from Ori, meaning folding, and kami, meaning paper? So...they mean to say it folds?
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IKEA.. It's a whole now concept in flat pack furniture. Frustration free, Now it assembles itself.
"File to fit, pound to insert, paint to match" - Aircraft Maintenance 101
A mainframe? Mechanical furniture? Moving parts? An app? What could possibly go wrong?
Hallowed are the Ori.
I'm sorry, but your opinion seems to be wrong.
with a Murphy bed
"Using the wall mounted control panel, the module can move across the floor and deploy different pieces of furniture. This can all be done remotely through the Ori app as well."
Given a demonstration about what might go wrong with current home automation in eps2.0_unm4sk-pt?.tc, I shudder to think what could happen if furniture was controllable through an "app"...
I reviewed site and the videos. It's a thick bookshelf/cabinets that electronically move forwards and backwards so the 'bedroom' or 'living room' has more space when you're in that room. The bookshelf is extra thick because the bottom has a pull-out bed. The other side has a TV shelf above the internal bed protrusion and a different model has that as a couch instead. There is nothing modular about it. It has no modules, everything is connected, it's all one item with no options for different configurations. Well, you can buy different versions that have different shelf layouts, but you can't reconfigure them. Separate versions != Modular.
Their use of 'robotic' means it moves forward and backward while you hold down a touch sensitive 'button' and walk with it since it's moving. It's like calling a screen door robotic because it slowly closes itself. In fact, I think this setup would be more useful if it wasn't 'robotic' It moves so slowly and you have to keep your finger on moving button. It would be far easier if you could just manually push the thing or slide the bed back in.
And don't forget: Cloud. Yes! There's an app* that lets you move your dresser forwards and backwards from anywhere in the world! Your plane got delayed and you won't make it home tonight? Make sure you don't leave your bed out! Hopefully you remembered to tuck in your sheets and store your pillows and blankets in some of the available cabinet space else you'll likely jam the bed.
Perhaps best is the power cord for the whole thing. You can see what looks like a long metal frame with a cord along the wall for around 2 seconds in one of their videos. In every other piece of media, the device is fully disconnected from everything and it's up against a sold wall with no outlets behind it (it moves so you can see the whole wall). This must be the magic they talk about. An electronic device with built-in outlets (excuse me, "on-device" outlets) for your TV and laptop that aren't connected to any power sources. Thinking about it, I think that's a track it moves along instead of using powered wheels.
The only thing new about this is it runs alone an electric track instead of being manually pushed. Oh wait, some cabinets for handicap people also do that. So the only new thing they're bring is advertising this as a space saving device. Wait, no. High-density mobile shelving is already something you can buy today. So they're bring nothing new to the table expect slightly more targeted marketing.
"Running on modular and scalable mechatronics," Modular meaning fixed. Scalable meaning you can move it back 1 foot or 3 feet. Mechatronics meaning automatic wheels or a straight track. Fuck all companies that promote their products like this. Especially when they claim they're new and innovative when all they're copycats of existing products. Well, these are college kids so I'll give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they were too ignorant to research available products before designing their own.
*In theory once someone gives them money to actually make the product instead of their fake videos and single page website. And they rewrite the URLs of the images so despite it looking like you're going to visit the actual image, you get another DIY bullshit image viewer.
Can you tell I had a bad day today? But everything in my post is factual.
I'm sure the controls are all on-line. New prank: Hacking into somebody's Ori and closing the bed-drawer while they're sleeping in it.
It's great until your bed suffocates you or your fridge freezes you almost to death.
As a side note, it never ceases to amaze me how stupid ads look (maybe I don't watch enough of them to stop noticing such things). The girl wakes up in her bed with full make up, her hair is done, fake eyelashes, etc. Everything is sterile and perfectly clean and wrinkle free. Who lives like that?
You can't handle the truth.
They also assume that you're in perfect health and in a very narrow range of size. Can you imagine working at that desk if you are 6 feet tall and use a nice ergonomic chair? Can you imagine having some form of mobility problems trying to get in and out of that bed? I look at this is furniture that is designed for 20-year-olds, not someone who's lived a life.
I'm okay with the risks of home automation considering what happened to that actor's character in S01E06...
Sounds more like The Fifth Element to me. I couldn't find the scene where he has to switch the apartment around a lot, but I found this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
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I do find it interesting that despite the name they chose for their product, no part of it seems to fold. Lots of sliding/drawers, but no folding.
that that is is that that is not is not
Isn't that what James Bond used to escape in You Only Live Twice?
const int one = 65536; (Silvermoon, Texture.cs)
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"Hallowed be the Ori."
I would've expected something a little more aesthetically pleasing. This is the dullest-looking stuff I've seen in a long time. Yuck. Part of the worlds' problems stem from the lack of such in peoples' lives. This looks like a dystopian futurists' dream.
Haven't seen one of those since I slept on one as a kid in the 60s.
Just another day in Paradise
So, you're saying it'll work for everyone reading this?
Just another day in Paradise
Maybe if you logged in with an account to prove you're not the manufacturer.
Just another day in Paradise
Great. The bed isn't there when I'm not sleeping in it. Novel. What about the other person sleeping in it? Shared resources are just great, when you're sharing them with yourself. Take the same 200 squeet, and get triple-usage of bed and office and living room, sounds wonderful. Now what about the triple storage of my linens, my equipment, and my glassware?
It's like someone thinks the planet is full. Let me introduce you to my little friends: saskatchewan, vermont, manitoba, montana. You aren't being forced to live stacked 100 apartments high. Try exploring the horizontal, and spread the fk out.