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Twitter, a 10-Year-Old Company, Is Still Explaining What Twitter Is (theverge.com)

Twitter investors have long expressed their concerns about the rate at which Twitter is growing. The social networking website has seen platforms such as Instagram and Snapchat born into existence and quickly overtake it in terms of user base and engagement level. One of the reasons why Twitter hasn't grown as rapidly is because of a confusion among many -- including what we can say, Twitter itself -- about what exactly is this platform for. The Verge reports: Twitter came into our lives in 2006, and after a decade of existence, most people still have no idea what Twitter even is. Ninety percent of respondents to a Twitter-organized questionnaire say they recognize the brand, but most "didn't know or simply misunderstood" what it was for. Most people also thought having an account meant they had to tweet every day. As Twitter said in a blog post about these findings: "We realized we had some explaining and clarifying to do!" Over the years, Twitter has changed the way it acknowledges itself before people. It was once known as a social networking website, but not long ago the company marketed itself as a "news" service. Vanity Fair adds: The campaign, which launches today, is all about what's happening -- what's trending, what games are going on, what news events are breaking, what are people talking about, live, right now. A video at the center of the campaign cycles through footage of Black Lives Matters protests, athletes competing in the Olympics and a woman playing Pokemon Go, Lin-Manuel Miranda on stage at Hamilton, and Donald Trump stumping at a campaign rally. "We see it as a focus and an emphasis on what Twitter has always been about," Leslie Berland, Twitter's chief marketing officer, told The Hive. "We can see what's happening as it's happening, with all the live commentary that makes Twitter so special."

106 comments

  1. glad you asked by Pseudonymous+Powers · · Score: 5, Funny

    Twitter was inspired by the realization that nobody has any good ideas, so we might as well get all the bad ideas out of the way faster.

    1. Re:glad you asked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually TWITter is just a place for all the TWITS to get together online!

    2. Re:glad you asked by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Why didn't they call it "Cunter" then?

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    3. Re:glad you asked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are thinking of "Twats".

    4. Re:glad you asked by wkwilley2 · · Score: 1

      Twatter works just as well

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    5. Re:glad you asked by basscomm · · Score: 1

      Actually TWITter is just a place for all the TWITS to get together online!

      I thought all the TWITS gathered at TWiT.tv.

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    6. Re:glad you asked by lars5 · · Score: 1

      Twitter is a social seismograph:

      It lets people know what's shakin'.

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  2. I'm glad they are having problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'nough said

  3. Seems mostly like a left wing echo chamber by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    #freemilo

    1. Re: Seems mostly like a left wing echo chamber by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is. With the DNC starting today there were of course several anti-DNC hashtags trending. Or there were, until Twitter buried them. Along with the pro-Bernie hashtags from Bernie supporters who are still upset at the DNC stealing the nomination from him.

      All hidden by Twitter.

    2. Re:Seems mostly like a left wing echo chamber by fche · · Score: 0

      heh yeah. Days are long gone when twitter presented itself plausibly as a "free speech platform".

    3. Re:Seems mostly like a left wing echo chamber by Halo1 · · Score: 1

      #freemilo

      Or maybe not, since he appears to quite enjoy the current situation.

      Disclaimer: I had never before even heard of this "Milo" (or of the author of that article, for that matter). But maybe that's because I'm not on Twitter.

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    4. Re: Seems mostly like a left wing echo chamber by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reason he "enjoys" it is because it makes plain what we already knew: Twitter is not a platform for free speech. It is a platform solely for the liberal establishment: even Bernie Sanders supporters are finding themselves under attack by the Twitter elite.

      Twitter banning Milo was Twitter abandoning even the pretense of being a neutral platform. It never was, but now they've made it clear that Twitter does not support non-"approved" view points.

    5. Re: Seems mostly like a left wing echo chamber by HBI · · Score: 0

      Banning Milo eliminated the most entertaining thing on Twitter. The guy is a scream.

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    6. Re:Seems mostly like a left wing echo chamber by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So I should probably explain how we know each other and how, on a hot, weird night in Cleveland, I came to be riding in the backseat of his swank black trollmobile to the gayest neo-fascist rally at the RNC.

      It totally starts as unbiased piece of fine investigative journalism though.

    7. Re: Seems mostly like a left wing echo chamber by Halo1 · · Score: 2

      If the way that Milo guy is portrayed in the article is in any way accurate, he doesn't appear to espouse any viewpoints at all. He just enjoys trolling, including trolling people into believing that what he writes are actually his viewpoints.

      Of course Twitter may, like Facebook, help/hurt/hide/quash certain trending topics etc, but I don't think this person's case a particularly good example of how it's ruled by some kind of elite that does not like any dissent.

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    8. Re: Seems mostly like a left wing echo chamber by Opportunist · · Score: 0

      The main reason he enjoys it is that it gives him attention. And personally I find it hilarious that Twitter banned him.

      Twitter has been pandering to SJWs in an attempt to simply keep them from causing a problem by doing what they can best: Throwing tantrums when they don't get their way.

      Now they banned the person whose picture you find in the dictionary next to tantrum as a quick reference. Plus, he is pretty good at arguing his point, too.

      People, get popcorn! This is going to be good!

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    9. Re:Seems mostly like a left wing echo chamber by Halo1 · · Score: 1

      Oh, the article obviously very biassed, no question about it. But I like the fact that the author doesn't try to pretend she's not biased or writing in a "balanced" way. It makes it all the more believable to me. But again: it could also be completely made up for all I know, although she's dropping a lot of names of people that were present and specifics that should make it easy to debunk things in that case.

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    10. Re:Seems mostly like a left wing echo chamber by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 1

      It may not be that long before they are explaining what Twitter 'was'.

    11. Re: Seems mostly like a left wing echo chamber by bistromath007 · · Score: 1

      Twitter buried #DNCLeaks the same way Facebook did. They're neoliberal scum.

    12. Re: Seems mostly like a left wing echo chamber by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was pretty clear when they removed his verified status, and IMO, was much more telling. Banning can be spun; there is no reason to remove verified status in this situation beyond being incredibly petty.

    13. Re:Seems mostly like a left wing echo chamber by jafiwam · · Score: 1

      Milo aside, the "left wing echo chamber" part is correct.

      Why would twitter grow any more? Any leftist that wants to echo is already on it? The remainder of people who aren't, aren't leftists and therefore won't join.

      Twitter needs to figure out how to use ads to make money with the existing user base. They going to get any bigger.

  4. Re:Twitter by TWX · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I donno, they seem to have gotten the news-media hooked on it, they will repeat whatever any C-lister or above says on shows like Entertainment Tonight, and if it catches enough attention there then it ends up making the actual news.

    From a publicity point of view it's golden, doesn't cost anything and can increase exposure.

    Why people care is what I don't quite get, but I've never really entirely understood why some things become popular anyway.

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  5. DNC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Twitter is just another extension of the DNC controlled media. No need for complicated explanations.

  6. Explaining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Trump investors have long expressed their concerns about the rate at which Trump is growing. The trump networking website has seen platforms such as Instatrump and Snaptrump born into existence and quickly overtake it in terms of user base and engagement level. One of the reasons why Trump hasn't grown as rapidly is because of a confusion among many -- including what we can say, Trump itself -- about what exactly is this platform for.

    The Verge reports:
    Trump came into our lives in 2006, and after a decade of existence, most people still have no idea what Trump even is. Ninety percent of respondents to a Trump-organized questionnaire say they recognize the brand, but most "didn't know or simply misunderstood" what it was for. Most people also thought having an account meant they had to tweet every day. As Trump said in a blog post about these findings: "We realized we had some explaining and clarifying to do!"
    Over the years, Trump has changed the way it acknowledges itself before people. It was once known as a social networking website, but not long ago the company marketed itself as a "news" service.

    Vanity Fair adds:
    The campaign, which launches today, is all about what's happening -- what's trumping, what games are going on, what news events are breaking, what are people talking about, live, right now. A video at the center of the campaign cycles through footage of Black Trump Matters protests, athletes competing in the Olympics and a woman playing Poketrump Go, Lin-Manuel Miranda on stage at Hamilton, and Donald Twitter trumping at a campaign rally. "We see it as a focus and an emphasis on what Trump has always been about," Leslie Bertrump, Trump's chief marketing officer, told The Hive. "We can see what's happening as it's happening, with all the live commentary that makes Trump so special."

    1. Re:Explaining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow you try really hard and yet with your best efforts you still suck.

  7. Idiots abound by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most people also thought having an account meant they had to tweet every day.

    This isn't a problem with Twitter, this is a problem with "most people." Most people are fucking stupid. Think of how dumb the average person is, and then understand that statistically, half of them are even dumber than that.

  8. Twitter is easy to explain. by Jester998 · · Score: 2

    It's that mobile thingy where you sign up to be astroturfed by celebrities and big brands.

    1. Re:Twitter is easy to explain. by wcrowe · · Score: 1

      Best humorous/cynical description.

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    2. Re:Twitter is easy to explain. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Myspace?

  9. Twitter is text messages on the web. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With the dubious bonus that they get sent to a lot of people at the same time.

  10. Twitter is just a replacement for RSS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's no use to anyone who didn't already need RSS to distribute updates, but its much more convenient for users since it centralizes all of that traffic in one place and doesn't require a wacky email client add-in to access.

  11. As the saying goes. . . by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

    If you have to explain a joke, there is no joke.

    The same here. If you have to explain what Twitter is, there is nothing there.

    Investors might (finally) be waking up to this reality.

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    1. Re:As the saying goes. . . by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Way back before twitter was hyped on TV, before it was big, it was being talked about in the RubyOnRails community, since it was a new site that used Rails. And so I saw it before the hype, though I didn't sign up. Actually, when I first saw it, you didn't even have to sign up, it was just some sort of unannounced beta. And it wasn't "microblogging" or whatever. Instead, it posed a simple question: What are you doing right now? And you were supposed to answer in less than n characters. And everybody was like, "huh? Wtf is this for?" They still don't really know what it is for. It is a communication medium that actually managed to promote the tagging of comments in a way that causes users to use tags.

      Impressive, whatever it is. Though we had public communication and subject tagging even in the 80s on the BBSes.

  12. Dubious by jbmartin6 · · Score: 2

    " One of the reasons why Twitter hasn't grown as rapidly is because of a confusion among many" is a very dubious statement. While I don't doubt many are confused, it is the confusion of indifference not the confusion of 'I really want to use it but I am too confused'

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    1. Re:Dubious by PRMan · · Score: 1

      The "confusion among many" seems to be with their executives. That ANYBODY thinks we want to watch an NFL games or other sports with an endless stream of idiot comments next to it distracting us from what's important shows how screwed up their thinking really is.

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    2. Re:Dubious by jbmartin6 · · Score: 2

      They don't think we want to watch that, they want to make us think we want to watch that.

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  13. Seems to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's where people go who can't wait to be villified, ostracized, and have their entire life ruined for expressing a single simple thought.

  14. I know *what* twitter is by Snotnose · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't know *why* twitter is.

    1. Re:I know *what* twitter is by Drethon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why is because people like to be heard, even if no one is listening. Quite similar to Slashdot I think...

    2. Re:I know *what* twitter is by chispito · · Score: 1

      I think they also like the fleeting fame when their favorite celebrity responds to them publicly. And for that matter they like the feeling of connection to said celebrity.

      More practically, there are non-celebrities, like developers on particular projects, that use it to communicate the direction of the project/product they're on. I still don't have and don't want an account, but it's easy to see what the appeal is for a lot of people.

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    3. Re:I know *what* twitter is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly, I post 20-50 times each post.

  15. OK, I'll bite by GerryGilmore · · Score: 1

    Just what the fuck does Twitter do beyond enable dumb-asses to post 140 character "comments" about every bubbly fart emanating from some "celebrity"?

    1. Re:OK, I'll bite by akozakie · · Score: 1

      E.g. enables me to announce cancellation/rescheduling etc. of my consultation hours to my students. Simple, fast, ubiquitous publish-subscribe platform for short text messages. No need to keep contact list up-to-date anymore. Just works, on any platform. Globally - no problem if e.g. the link to my country is horribly slow (like during my last trip in my hotel). Works great!

      That's all I use it for. Same with some of my students, who only created an account to follow my tweets. For that one tweet every couple of weeks. For others it's just one of many uses, they're even more happy that I decided to do it like that.

      So... I'm very happy with this service, but I don't think my use case is one that would keep the investors happy...

    2. Re:OK, I'll bite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be fair, emails worked for this before twitter existed.

    3. Re: OK, I'll bite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you force your students to use twitter because you're too lazy to sent a group email? Hope you don't hurt yourself while teaching too strenuously.

    4. Re:OK, I'll bite by akozakie · · Score: 1

      Yes, and they still would, except this is not just easier, but simply better. It is impossible to keep an up-to-date e-mail contact list of all students that might want to visit. Active subjects are easy, students under my supervision - more dynamic, but still possible. But these are not all students that might want to know! New candidates for my supervision, students of parallel groups in a subject whose teacher is unavailable for a few days, even non-students (e.g. coworkers with a short question) etc, etc.

      E-mailing everyone who could potentially be interested is spamming. Static announcements on a web page don't work any better than a card on the door - people only check once they've arrived and I'm not there. Publish-subscribe is the exact right model for this case.

      News? Obsolete, and creating a new group just for one person seems overkill. Facebook, etc? Overkill, besides, I refuse to use it. E-mail list server - well... that would actually work and I'll assume that that was what you actually meant by emails.

      Except the process of creating a new group at the university server is too bothersome and unclear, running my own is easy but not as robust, the email-controlled subscription interface is not that intuitive to students who rarely use anything like that, etc. Yes, it would work, but using Twitter is much easier for me and most of the students. It's simply the right tool for the job, get over it.

  16. Internet group text messaging plus by drakaan · · Score: 1

    It's a communications platform for people with the ability to be concise (or the inability to come up with a response longer than 144 characters long).

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  17. The problem with twitter by ADRA · · Score: 4, Informative

    Its a massively disruptive company that is only relevant for few to actually interact with. Their problem is that their market is quite small, but their importance is so high.

    What is Twitter? A news / information filter bubble generator which rapidly bubbles discrete information into relevance quite quickly using the network effect as well as social bonds. This is essentially what Google news and anything on Facebook is desperately trying to do algorithmically by scanning through how people interact with the incoming information. I'd personally say they are failing badly in producing relevant content in themselves.

    Twitter gets it for free. Why can't most people 'get' twitter? One, as described above, its a information dissemination engine. Most people can't know or even care about being a part of the information, so they're almost entirely consumers. The consumers of twitter then take relevant information already rung through the twitter world to refine them into a narrative for their already captive audience. The audience doesn't care which hashtag that's trending or why (largely), but rather information relating to their already established interests, like stories that make political candidate X look like an idiot, or a crook, or paid shill, etc.. So the tip of the filter bubble are those sites / tv / etc.. extracting from the engine to disseminate further.

    So why don't these taste makers / king makers use other platforms? I suppose its largely about being established as 'the' place to disseminate information. It helps immensely that Twitter doesn't fuck around with curation and 'hot' lists nearly as much as the others. For better or worse, when people talk about Twitter, its 'a platform' aka infrastructure (a very valuable one), whereas the other services are 'services' to consume at least from a broad audience perspective.

    There's no confusion in Twitter in terms of what they're good at. They know what their platform is good for. They just can't find a way to sell the platform to the outside world, because they have no interest in being involved in the narrative (which is probably for the best anyway).

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    1. Re:The problem with twitter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its a massively disruptive company that is only relevant for few to actually interact with. Their problem is that their market is quite small, but their importance is so high.

      What is Twitter? A news / information filter bubble generator which rapidly bubbles discrete information into relevance quite quickly using the network effect as well as social bonds. This is essentially what Google news and anything on Facebook is desperately trying to do algorithmically by scanning through how people interact with the incoming information...... Why can't most people 'get' twitter? One, as described above, its a information dissemination engine. Most people can't know or even care about being a part of the information, so they're almost entirely consumers. The consumers of twitter then take relevant information already rung through the twitter world to refine them into a narrative for their already captive audience. The audience doesn't care which hashtag that's trending or why (largely), but rather information relating to their already established interests, like stories that make political candidate X look like an idiot, or a crook, or paid shill, etc.. So the tip of the filter bubble are those sites / tv / etc.. extracting from the engine to disseminate further.

      So why don't these taste makers / king makers use other platforms? I suppose its largely about being established as 'the' place to disseminate information. It helps immensely that Twitter doesn't fuck around with curation and 'hot' lists nearly as much as the others. For better or worse, when people talk about Twitter, its 'a platform' aka infrastructure (a very valuable one), whereas the other services are 'services' to consume at least from a broad audience perspective.

      ....They just can't find a way to sell the platform to the outside world, because they have no interest in being involved in the narrative (which is probably for the best anyway).

      See, that's the problem. Try explaining "filter bubble generator" to AverageJoe. He'll think you're talking about aquariums

    2. Re:The problem with twitter by ADRA · · Score: 1

      Well, you could describe LHC to common Joes as well to the same effect. Just because laymen don't understand, it doesn't mean it isn't important.

      If I was twitter, I'd convert the core product to entirely Wikipedia-style funding to avoid the almost certain collapse when deemed fiscally inflated. For firehoses, charge a good chunk of money for the 'raw feed', but allow anyone to use it as long as the data's being aggregated as per fair reproduction terms. Add speciality feeds that cost even more per message for people that want more specialized control over data flow. Hell, there's a ton of companies doing that today. If Twitter wants to make amazing add-on services that make the value of the data more relevant, they should write sister-sites that focus on taking that great content and exposing it better than the other aggregations in the market.

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    3. Re:The problem with twitter by Livius · · Score: 1

      Their problem is that their market is quite small

      This is the key. There's nothing inherently bad about Twitter, it simply is not a mass medium and can never have more than a limited role. And the less the platform is used the more individual tweets have value.

    4. Re:The problem with twitter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its just a PR platform for companies to push exciting news to everyone, and downplay complaints, as it seems to be an inconvenient side effect for the PR department that Twitter is 2-way!

      Garbage aside, our local police dept is active on twitter with whats going on around the place. And I use it to take stabs at our local transit agency when their trains are running so late I miss my connecting bus.

    5. Re:The problem with twitter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow. and all the time I thought twitter was just one of those ego-stroking mental masturbation sites.

    6. Re: The problem with twitter by bistromath007 · · Score: 1

      It is. Turns out that's a more important function than anyone wants to admit. Information that people care about gets passed around quickest and with the most engagement and understanding when they simultaneously have the opportunity to include their input and have no pressure to produce quality input.

      Circlejerking is, like it or not, the power core at the center of political discourse.

    7. Re:The problem with twitter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AKA IRC with a Web front end.

    8. Re:The problem with twitter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If by "information" you mean rumors, then I mostly agree.

  18. Gossip network by gurps_npc · · Score: 1

    That's all it can be, given their 140 character limit.

    It's people talking without any attempt to prove assertions. So it's Gossip.

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    1. Re:Gossip network by DamonHD · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Simply not true: I have some very fact-heavy exchanges with people who know what they are talking about, spiced with suitable links.

      I find Twitter useful in the way that specialist parts of USENET used to be: people who know things sharing them concisely, without needing to have egos stroked.

      I know that's not what everyone uses Twitter for, and the odd cat video *may* have snuck through my timeline, but...

      Rgds

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  19. Re:Twitter is easy to define. by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    You must spent quite some time on twitter, may I follow you?

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  20. Simple = Mass Communication by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

    What's the issue?

    Instead of following someone's blog, or RSS feed, or other social media site, you can listen to someone's textual sound bite and suddenly it is "news." (*)

    /sarcasm Because obviously what the Kartrashian's have to say about politics / religion / sex provides such an eloquent and insightful commentary on today's problems. Oh wait ...

    (*) Except in China

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    1. Re:Simple = Mass Communication by Cimexus · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well for me and many others who don't really tweet anything ourselves, Twitter is effectively just a replacement for RSS. I follow a bunch of news and tech sites etc. and when they post an article, they tweet it, and I click to take a look. I rarely use it to see people's textual tweets/opinions ... it's basically just a feed of interesting URLs brought together into one list that I can browse and click if I want.

      Why not just use RSS? No real reason ... this just seems to work well for me, particularly on mobile.

  21. Twitter is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just another site that allows me to post on OTHER sites using Twitter's login.

  22. Twitter is a Mobile Social Network by darkain · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Twitter is a Mobile Social Network. But it's design was for 2006, not 2016, and this is the problem. Twitter was designed to be a communications platform before smart phones. The entire platform was designed around sending/receiving text messages, and having a simple, clean, and fast web based front-end for accessing these text messages. Connectivity has expanded. Device capability has expanded. Multimedia capabilities have expanded as well. But twitter is still living in the past, in the era of simple text messages.

    Also, another killer to Twitter is their web front end is now the most bloated piece of shit on the face of the earth. If I leave a twitter tab open for any length of time (sometimes even just a few minutes), the background JavaScript processing is so horrendous, that the tab literally stops responding, and requires closing it and re-opening the tab (refreshing the page isn't enough to fix the issue). This entirely kills the idea of letting twitter stay open in the background in a pinned tab for casually checking updates.

  23. I have a twitter account by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But I rarely use it because I'm not fucking 12.

    1. Re:I have a twitter account by sims+2 · · Score: 1

      I have one I use it to contact IOS app developers and so I can tweet stupid crap like "Dear google if anyone asks 52369, 71354 and 067-8080-00 are all the same hydro-gear tank for a bad boy lawn mower."

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    2. Re:I have a twitter account by Cimexus · · Score: 1

      It's useful as a glorified RSS feed and to get company's attention when you have an issue with them that needs addressing. For a lot of businesses (airlines, phone companies etc.), tweeting at them or DMing them your case ID seems to be the quickest way to get real action happening. Why that is I'm not sure, but the few times I've been caught in a circle trying to get some problem resolved with a company via phone or email, I've tweeted at them and very quickly I've got someone senior that knows what they are doing on the case and my problem fixed. Maybe its the threat of bad publicity or something...

    3. Re:I have a twitter account by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hmm, does Google listen?

      That's almost useful :O

  24. Twitter is a mediocre business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everything else is secondary.

    The company loses millions and millions of dollars per quarter.

    Employees are paid San Francisco wages and receive lavish perks.

    Management dilutes owners by issuing additional shares as compensation. Look at the growth of outstanding shares: https://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=twitter+shares+outstanding

    So who the hell would want to own this business? Employees and management feed at the trough and owners are left with shares whose intrinsic value continues to decline. You have to be dumb or naive to think Twitter represents a sound investment, given these facts.

    In that way, Twitter is like the company formally known as Yahoo: any capital redeployed into the business is value-destructive to shareholders. There's no business there. And if there *is*, it's buried under a mountain of value-destructive bullshit.

    No second tech bubble? LOL. Bring on the collapse; I want to back up the truck and buy shares of real businesses at discounted prices.

  25. Pretty simple by jxander · · Score: 1

    Twitter let's you send a text message to nobody in particular.

    You just send it to a website, where it sits for anyone who cares to read it.

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    1. Re:Pretty simple by tepples · · Score: 1

      Twitter let's you send a text message to nobody in particular.

      How is that any different from a blog, except that it's shorter?

    2. Re: Pretty simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On my blog I can post garbage of any length.

  26. Tomorrow is Q2 2016 earnings report and by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think this /. thread will have much more relevance afterwards.

  27. Massive, public IRC. by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

    People seem to send messages to multiple channels (Indicated by the # sign) and just type what ever enters their mind.

    And like an IRC channel with thousands of users at the same time, the discussion is about as good.

  28. 'hate' feeds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... about what exactly is this platform for ...

    Look at how many hashtags have filled with hate: It's a platform for the progressive ("my way is better") personality to preach without punishment, thus turning them into a libertine ("I'll do what I like") personality.

  29. Not the Unix way to limit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Twitter wants to keep defining what it is and how it's users should use it, do this is building in the platform's failure.

  30. Twitter sockpuppetry by tepples · · Score: 1

    In fact, some people want to be heard so much that they create a dozen new accounts.

  31. Slashdot signatures are even shorter by tepples · · Score: 1

    Case in point: If you can squeeze a thought into a Slashdot signature, you can squeeze one into a tweet.

  32. Re:Twitter is easy to define. by friedmud · · Score: 1

    Modern day equivalent to "May I subscribe to your newsletter?" ;-)

  33. "Touch" typing by tepples · · Score: 1

    Device capability has expanded.

    Capability to enter text on a 5" touch screen hasn't expanded much. With phone makers abandoning physical QWERTY keyboards, it's hard to type anything longer than 140 characters accurately.

    1. Re:"Touch" typing by dargaud · · Score: 1

      Swype can type plenty fast enough to write long emails in correct english, as long as you don't use too many terms not in the dictionary.

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  34. eh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    eh.. it's an internet text pager, basically.

  35. Live Chat Room by friedmud · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I rarely use Twitter... but when I do it's because there is something going on *right now* and I want to gauge what the "normal" person thinks about it.

    Most often: it's something I'm watching live on TV. Be it a baseball game, football game, news broadcast, etc.

    You can see the instantaneous response of thousands of people to events...

    You don't get that with any other service out there.

    1. Re:Live Chat Room by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IRC?

    2. Re:Live Chat Room by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want to gauge what the "normal" person thinks about it.

      Most often: it's something I'm watching live on TV. Be it a baseball game, football game, news broadcast, etc.

      You realize you are one of those "normal" people then, simply because you watch these pointless things?

    3. Re:Live Chat Room by friedmud · · Score: 1

      Sure. I didn't mean "normal" to come off as derogatory... I just meant that by watching the stream you can get an idea of the general consensus of the population.

    4. Re:Live Chat Room by friedmud · · Score: 1

      Sure - like IRC that millions of people are typing into at once with the ability to filter the chatroom down to topics you're interested in.

  36. Re: Twitter is easy to define. by bistromath007 · · Score: 1

    You're thinking of tumblr. Twitter makes it much easier to encounter people with different viewpoints. It's basically an arena where SJW garbage and Nazis with shitty anime avatars eternally bite each others' filthy dicks for everyone else's amusement.

  37. Re:Twitter is easy to define. by colinwb · · Score: 1

    "testicles the size of blueberries and a cock the shape of a little acorn" - I didn't know Donald Trump posted on slashdot..

  38. It's easy to explain what Twitter is. by hackel · · Score: 2

    I don't know why there is any confusion. Twitter is a platform that allows users of early 2000-era mobile phones to submit brief, 140-character messages via SMS and for others to subscribe to and see those messages.

    Twitter was already way behind technologically when it launched, and now is just a joke. SMS is dead. The notion of these arbitrary character limitations make no sense in 2016. I hope more than anything to see Twitter go bankrupt very soon. The fact that so-called "journalists" treat Twitter as an actual source of news is downright shameful. Our technology has advanced so far beyond this that there is absolutely no excuse for it in this day and age.

    Good bye Twitter, and good riddance!

    1. Re:It's easy to explain what Twitter is. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shameful but unsurprising. Soundbites, headlines and anything sufficiently short (and void of any context or meaningful value) are the lifeblood of "journalists". And that, in turn, is because the lowest common denominator has almost no measurable attention span.

      Everyone involved is scum.

  39. It's talking with your best pal for an ulterior re by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's the digital equivalent of "having a go" at someone by talking in a raised voice while being afraid to look directly in their direction. Eg Well I never... Some people have never heard of queues have they Millie?

  40. What twitter is ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm kidding, I don't actually know the answer.

  41. Re:Twitter is easy to define. by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

    hipster beards, undefined sexuality, testicles the size of blueberries and a cock the shape of a little acorn,

    I'll bet you don't have a hairy enough back to be a real man. Move on sissy-boy.

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  42. Re:Twitter is easy to define. by Fragnet · · Score: 1

    Ahaha.

  43. Re:Twitter is easy to define. by Fragnet · · Score: 1

    My back is quite hairy but I have blonde hair so the effect is lost.

  44. Never Have by dcw3 · · Score: 0

    I've never "tweeted" except through my stereo speakers, and often wondered what am I missing, but never cared enough to investigate. What can Twitter give me that I'm not already getting elsewhere?

    And just a comment on the verbage. Maybe it's me, but Tweeting sounds a bit too metro-sexual for my liking. Additionally, I've never been a follower, why would anyone want to follow the trivial postings of anyone? Are there significant things we're missing?

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  45. Re:Twitter is easy to define. by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

    My back is quite hairy but I have blonde hair so the effect is lost.

    Then you're not manly enough to deserve the title.

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  46. Re:Twitter is easy to define. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about this one?

  47. Hmmm by fubarrr · · Score: 1

    So WTF Twitter is

  48. I remember thinking "WHY!" by MercTech · · Score: 1

    Over a decade ago; I got talked into beta testing a new social media phenomenon.
          Ok, first I objected to having to load ANOTHER' client on my computer to test out this "twitter" thing. The first iterations really were a memory hog of a TSR program. And, why do you want to know what everyone on your contact list tweets regardless of subject? Yep, the first iterations hadn't included hashtags yet. With the 252 character limit on tweets the first beta had; the system was worthless for carrying on a conversation and everyone on your contacts was inundated with your conversation and only one sided if they weren't subscribed to both parties.
          The current climate of Twitter seems to be the way to comment via smartphone... often snidely. I flip through my twitter feed every once in a while when bored. Occasionally I run across a topic that actually deserves some research.

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  49. Re:Twitter is easy to define. by Fragnet · · Score: 1

    Are you suggesting that blonde people cannot be manly? That's both sexist and racist. You should be on Twitter.

  50. Re:Twitter is easy to define. by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

    Are you suggesting that blonde people cannot be manly?

    If you're blonde then yes.

    That's both sexist

    WTF?

    and racist.

    There are non blonde people of all races.

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    SJW n. One who posts facts.
  51. Still explaining, not really by DerpQuake · · Score: 1

    Investors my not be able understand why growth would stall, but the the sheer number of existing users makes it clear people understand what it is. It isn't growing exponentially because everyone who gives a shit already has it. The one thing I value that Twitter does well is offer a communication channel that is a little unique. I've had a TV show read a Tweet on air live 5 seconds after I sent it. There isn't another platform that would have that kind of immediacy in interaction. The value of Twitter comes from the social construct around it, not the technology platform.