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Early Human Ancestor Lucy 'Died Falling Out of a Tree' (bbc.com)

An anonymous reader quotes a report from BBC: New evidence suggests that the famous fossilized human ancestor dubbed "Lucy" by scientists died falling from a great height -- probably out of a tree. CT scans have shown injuries to her bones similar to those suffered by modern humans in similar falls. The 3.2 million-year-old hominin was found on a treed flood plain, making a branch her most likely final perch. It bolsters the view that her species -- Australopithecus afarensis -- spent at least some of its life in the trees. Writing in the journal Nature, researchers from the U.S. and Ethiopia describe a "vertical deceleration event" which they argue caused Lucy's death. In particular they point to a crushed shoulder joint, of the sort seen when we humans reach out our arms to break a fall, as well as fractures of the ankle, leg bones, pelvis, ribs, vertebrae, arm, jaw and skull. Discovered in Ethiopia's Afar region in 1974, Lucy's 40%-complete skeleton is one of the world's best known fossils. She was around 1.1m (3ft 7in) tall and is thought to have been a young adult when she died. Her species, Australopithecus afarensis, shows signs of having walked upright on the ground and had lost her ancestors' ape-like, grasping feet -- but also had an upper body well-suited to climbing. The bones of this well-studied skeleton are in fact laced with fractures, like most fossils. By peering inside the bones in minute detail, the scanner showed that several of the fractures were "greenstick" breaks. The bone had bent and snapped like a twig: something that only happens to healthy, living bones. "The Ethiopian ministry has agreed to release 3D files of Lucy's right shoulder and her left knee. So anyone with an interest in this can print Lucy out and evaluate these fractures, and our hypothesis, for themsleves." You can find the files here.

123 comments

  1. Our anchestors will find the first humans on mars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    and think WTF they were so stupid.

  2. Lucy in the sky with diamonds 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Picture yourself in the middle of a jungle
    On a tangerine tree under marmalade skies
    Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly
    A girl with kaleidoscope eyes
    Cellophane flowers of yellow and green
    Towering over your head
    Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes
    And she's gone
    Lucy on the ground with broken leg
    Lucy on the ground with broken leg
    Lucy on the ground with broken leg
    Ouch

    1. Re:Lucy in the sky with diamonds 2 by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      Ending needs work to better fit the pattern of the original. Suggestion B:

      "Lucy falls from the sky and dies, man"

      Next!

    2. Re:Lucy in the sky with diamonds 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Lucy on the ground with fractures"

      or

      "Lucy hit the ground and splattered"

      Q: How do you get a one-armed Australopithecus afarensis out of a tree?

      A: Wave.

    3. Re:Lucy in the sky with diamonds 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My version:

      Lucy in the sky is a-falling
      Lucy in the sky is a-falling
      Lucy in the sky is a-falling
      AAaaaaa [/thump]

  3. Come on science by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    How will we know for sure until we make a few dozen clones of Lucy and fling them out of tall trees?

    3D prints of an arm, indeed.

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    1. Re:Come on science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Or just use their closest relatives, Republicans ;-P

    2. Re:Come on science by Opportunist · · Score: 0

      Hardly. Most Republicans are too fat to climb anything.

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    3. Re:Come on science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A lot of wild theories based on damned near nothing. Not talking about /. commentary either.

    4. Re: Come on science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      While democrats can't climb the tree for fear of injuring it, put it on the protected list, restrict human traffic in the area, and establish a perennial taxpayer funded program to care for it that eventually gets channeled elsewhere.

    5. Re:Come on science by GLMDesigns · · Score: 1

      The sad thing is - you probably believe the bull$h!t your just wrote.

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    6. Re:Come on science by GLMDesigns · · Score: 1

      where is edit when I need it? Come on slashdot. :-)

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    7. Re:Come on science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you even know a Republican? This one fights fires.

    8. Re:Come on science by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      No, I was attempting a joke. But I guess in an election year with two goofballs like these, everything said in jest, no matter how outlandish, is taken at face value.

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    9. Re:Come on science by GLMDesigns · · Score: 1

      my bad

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  4. Lucy should have been more careful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lucy and Jack sitting in the Tree
    K-i-s-s-i welp... thud...

    1. Re:Lucy should have been more careful by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 2

      Look, it's time to face the facts.
      Lucy was pushed and this "Jack" needs to be 3D printed and brought in for questioning!

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    2. Re: Lucy should have been more careful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We may have discovered remnants of the first Clinton extra judicial killing in history.

      (Sarcasm mode on)

    3. Re: Lucy should have been more careful by linear+a · · Score: 1

      Wow. Can you show what kind of comments you make *after* the sarcasm flag is turned on?

  5. Maybe, maybe not by BringsApples · · Score: 1

    It's not clear to me as to why 'getting trampled by a large animal' is ruled out. At just over 3-1/2 feet tall, she probably didn't weigh much. From what height would she have fallen from in order to break all of those bones?

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    1. Re:Maybe, maybe not by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      Yeah, "a crushed shoulder joint ... as well as fractures of the ankle, leg bones, pelvis, ribs, vertebrae, arm, jaw and skull" is a long list for a fall. Sounds more like she got run over by a truck.

      Unless maybe she was 100' up the tree, and hit a lot of branches on the way down.

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    2. Re:Maybe, maybe not by Tablizer · · Score: 0

      maybe she was 100' up the tree, and hit a lot of branches on the way down.

      "Hey look, a Microsoft Hammock on Branch 10.0..."
         

    3. Re:Maybe, maybe not by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Sounds more like she got run over by a truck.

      ...or a landing Raptor?

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    4. Re:Maybe, maybe not by rworne · · Score: 3, Funny
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    5. Re:Maybe, maybe not by bkmoore · · Score: 1

      Sounds more like she got run over by a truck.

      ...or a landing Raptor?

      ... or she got dropped by a Raptor.

    6. Re:Maybe, maybe not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought the explanation was pretty reasonable given the survivability of the evidence
      after all of this time. I'm surprised that behaviour wasn't considered in the equation
      as well since they took quite a leap as it was already :) Considering a female, maybe
      she had a young one clinging to her back which added to the impact weigh when she
      landed. The Juvenal survived, but at the cost of her life. Definitely well documented.

      http://www.aliveafter35.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Monkey-on-your-back-2-300x199.jpg

      CAP === 'concert'

    7. Re:Maybe, maybe not by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      That, or domestic violence is as old as humanity.

      Or rather ... yeah, she ran into a tree, repeatedly. She's rather clumsy, you see...

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    8. Re:Maybe, maybe not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      she probably didn't weigh much. From what height would she have fallen from in order to break all of those bones?

      Never underestimate the power of gravity.

    9. Re: Maybe, maybe not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lucy repeatedly fell out of trees. The phrase "if at first you don't succeed, try again", but that wasn't actually the entire phrase. The last part was "until you fail so hard that you end up becoming deceased, studied 3.2 million years later and end up on Slashdot."

    10. Re: Maybe, maybe not by tomhath · · Score: 1

      "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it." - W. C. Fields

    11. Re:Maybe, maybe not by Yaztromo · · Score: 1

      It's not clear to me as to why 'getting trampled by a large animal' is ruled out. At just over 3-1/2 feet tall, she probably didn't weigh much. From what height would she have fallen from in order to break all of those bones?

      I was thinking more along the lines of: how do they know it was the fall that killed her? She could have had a brain aneurysm, died, and then fell out of a tree.

      If the "evidence" is to be believed (and I see many experts argue against it), all it shows proof of is the bones were broken. The locations and orientations of the fractures may indicate they were caused by a fall, but there is no way to know whether the breaks happened pre- or post-mortem.

      Yaz

    12. Re:Maybe, maybe not by tomhath · · Score: 1

      If you had read the article you would know that the pattern of broken bones matches what happens when someone falls from a height of about 12 meters: broken legs on landing, then broken wrists and shoulders as the person tries to protect themself, then broken ribs and skull. Lucy had all of those; the broken wrists are especially interesting.

    13. Re:Maybe, maybe not by Yaztromo · · Score: 1

      If you had read the article you would know that the pattern of broken bones matches what happens when someone falls from a height of about 12 meters: broken legs on landing, then broken wrists and shoulders as the person tries to protect themself, then broken ribs and skull. Lucy had all of those; the broken wrists are especially interesting.

      Yes, and if you read some of the critique, you'd know that Lucy's skeleton is riddled with cracks and broken bones due to the process of fossilization and millions of years of compression. There are questions as to why the team decided to focus only on specific fractures, and seemed to ignore the others.

      I'll admit I haven't read the paper itself yet to see if some of these were indeed death with, but I have read some critique from other researchers in this field, and it seems they have concerns as to methodology.

      Yaz

    14. Re: Maybe, maybe not by Capsaicin · · Score: 1

      "If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you." --Steven Wright

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    15. Re:Maybe, maybe not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  6. Ban assault trees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you really need trees taller than 6 feet?

    1. Re:Ban assault trees by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Do you really need trees taller than 6 feet?

      Dude, them commie gubmint leopards can leap to 8.

  7. The Change by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Interesting

    For roughly 6 million years, there appear to be multiple species of up-right-walking apes who also partly lived in trees and had roughly the same brain-size as chimps. It was a stable niche. Lucy was one of them.

    Then new type of "ape" arose around a million years ago that relied ever more on tools and larger brains. The leading theory is that the climate started fluctuating heavily in Africa around that time, favoring adaptability over metabolic efficiency, and this is where human-ness branches off of ape-ness.

    1. Re:The Change by wanax · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Indeed, that is also consistent with many theories of Bonobo/Chimpanzee species split and the attendant bifurcation of their social evolution (ie. why the Bonobos fuck and the Chimps fight). The Bonobos, being south of the Congo river (newly formed circa 2m years ago), had little climatic distress to deal with, while the Chimps to the north did, which is why they developed a much more aggressive social organization.

    2. Re:The Change by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

      The leading theory is that the climate started fluctuating heavily in Africa around that time, favoring adaptability over metabolic efficiency, and this is where human-ness branches off of ape-ness.

      Indeed, Africa is said to be the cradle of intelligence.

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    3. Re:The Change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought there was new evidence suggesting Africa was not the birthplace of Humans?

    4. Re:The Change by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Wouldn't believe it if you looked at it today.

      Then again, the middle east was probably the cradle of civilization, Greece the cradle of democracy, the US the cradle of civil rights...

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    5. Re:The Change by sabbede · · Score: 1

      What I've always found to be fascinating about that is that once split, Chimps and Bonobos came to exemplify the twin "dark sides" of human nature. The two animalistic drives churning beneath our reason in which we revel and resist as part of being human.

    6. Re:The Change by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      Well most of the time the peak of ones ability does not occur while they remain in the cradle and when it does we generally look upon it as a kind of tragedy.

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    7. Re:The Change by argStyopa · · Score: 0

      "The leading theory is that the climate started fluctuating heavily in Africa around that time"
      Impossible, there were neither SUVs nor Republicans. Climate couldn't have changed, particularly rapidly, without either of those things to blame.

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    8. Re:The Change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a fucker not a fighter;

    9. Re:The Change by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      It depends where you draw the line for "humanity". The first shaped stone tools are concentrated in Africa.

      Later stone-tool-making hominids did spread out, and it is possible an isolated group became "humanized" at a faster pace and then spread back into Africa and elsewhere.

      (I mention stone tools because chimps are known to sharpen wooden sticks with their teeth.)

    10. Re:The Change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a fucking fighter.

    11. Re:The Change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a fighting fucker.

    12. Re:The Change by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      "The leading theory is that the climate started fluctuating heavily in Africa around that time"
      Impossible, there were neither SUVs nor Republicans. Climate couldn't have changed, particularly rapidly, without either of those things to blame.

      If only she'd died from the flu...but then there were no anti-vax democrats around. /sarcasm

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  8. trees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    New evidence suggests that the famous fossilized human ancestor dubbed "Drumpfy" by scientists died falling from a great height -- probably out of a tree. CT scans have shown injuries to her bones similar to those suffered by modern drumpfs in similar falls. The 3.2 million-year-old homidrumpf was found on a treed flood plain, making a branch her most likely final perch. It bolsters the view that her species -- Australodrumpfthecus afarensis -- spent at least some of its life in the trees. Writing in the journal Nature, researchers from the U.S. and Ethiopia describe a "vertical deceleration event" which they argue caused Drumpy's death. In particular they point to a crushed shoulder joint, of the sort seen when we humans reach out our arms to break a fall, as well as fractures of the ankle, leg bones, pelvis, ribs, vertebrae, arm, jaw and skull. Discovered in Ethiopia's Afar region in 1974, Drumpfy's 40%-complete skeleton is one of the world's best known fossils. She was around 1.1m (3ft 7in) tall and is thought to have been a young adult when she died. Her species, Australodrumpfthecus afarensis, shows signs of having walked upright on the ground and had lost her ancestors' ape-like, grasping feet -- but also had an upper body well-suited to climbing. The bones of this well-studied skeleton are in fact laced with fractures, like most fossils. By peering inside the bones in minute detail, the scanner showed that several of the fractures were "greenstick" breaks. The bone had bent and snapped like a twig: something that only happens to healthy, living bones.

    1. Re: trees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Where is the necessary baseball cap to match this evidence?

      MAKE AFRICA GREAT AGAIN,
      So Stop Homo Erectus leaving Africa with WALLS

  9. You know what they say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even monkeys* fall from trees.

    * To any lurking pedants, I'm aware of the distinction between monkeys and great apes.

  10. Nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Earth has been here 4500 years, give or take a few. This is ludicround left-wing 'science' at its core. If this 'Lucy' did exist, it was no more than 4500 years ago.

    1. Re:Nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      dude, that joke is older than 4500 years.

  11. CONFIRMED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Our ancestors should have stayed up there in the trees. The world would have ended up being a much better place.

    1. Re:CONFIRMED by Falconhell · · Score: 1

      Leaving the sea was a mistake in the first place.

    2. Re:CONFIRMED by Jhon · · Score: 2

      But but... I like digital watches!

  12. Fell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think it's evidence of the first divorce. That'll teach her for not fetching the bananas fast enough!

  13. Re:Oh please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Solid argument let me paraphrase

    Those scientists and their interpretation of the evidence is preposterous when clearly it was caused by unsubstantiated assumption, unsubstantiated assumption, unsubstantiated assumption but she died doing something that she was good at (unsubstantiated assumption) and probably killed an imaginary number with no basis in fact or any evidence to back it up.

  14. Re:Oh please by ledow · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Everyone dies of something.

    Go and survey all the apes in the wild. Everything from murder to falling out of trees, to predators, to falling-out-of-trees-while-fleeing-predators.

    Most animals DO NOT die of old-age. That's a very human-centric view.

    Getting eaten is visible on the fossils. Disease is often visible too, or suspected only because there are no other injuries (which is suspicious in itself). Even Tutankhamen is thought to have had several fractures when he died and he was only a boy.

    For a tree-dwelling species, dying from falling out of a tree is right up there. Once you slip once, whether learning toddler, careless adolescent or fleeing adult, you break bones that are a) visible on your skeleton and b) crippling to your ability to survive.

    No antibiotics. No way to monitor or stem blood loss (especially internally). No knowledge to heal the bone. No painkillers. Can't keep up with the pack. You're dead. Hell, you could have just picked the rotten branch and by the time your weight was on it, it was too late to do anything.

    Watch a cat. The most graceful of animals. Sure-footed. Sleek. Can land on their feet from stories up. Able to leap up and down trees at stupendous speeds with little or no warning, dive over obstacles, sprint faster than you ever could.

    In the last year, from three cats in my house, two have fallen off a windowsill more times than I care to mention, one got trapped in a catflap (by backing out of it while half-way, requiring human intervention because it just kept pulling on it while its tail was caught in the flap the wrong way to escape the flap), one got stuck in a tree, one has a supreme deathwish where sitting in front of moving cars is concerned and only saved by driver prudence (i.e. me), one has come back with bloodied paws on more than one occasion (believed to be from a bad jump down from said tree again, onto sharp ground!), and that's not counting modern hazards, predators, actions made under panic, running between human legs on stairs, etc. for a domestic cat roaming a small garden territory.

    I've actually just watched one fall off a sofa because it was sitting on the back of it, went to rub against my hand, misjudged it, and fell to the floor. It shook it off, but it completely messed up a simple action. And this was a young cat, not a kitten or something too-old-to-survive.

    It's like saying a professional juggler never drops his balls, or that a professional acrobat never misses a leap. Ask them. They ALL do. They just don't always do it every show. But put enough shows on (i.e. climb enough trees) and it will happen eventually.

    Few animals EVER reached old age, unless they were impregnable or zero-risk animals (e.g. tortoises, elephants until humans came along - slow, ploddering, no jumping, etc). Almost none of the hunter-cats ever really get to old-age because they all die of simple injury or infection of injury. There's not much to challenge an old established-pride lion, but the simplest of slips on a rock will kill him.

  15. Actually, I believe Lucy was killed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By a strange, orb-headed creature that had elements of the Bumblebee, which struck her multiple times with a prolate spheroid that had a casing made from bovine skin.

  16. EOL by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    Falling out of a tree is probably how I'll go, too. Everything happens to me.

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  17. She didn't fall. She was pushed. by BradMajors · · Score: 1

    She didn't fall. She was pushed.

    1. Re:She didn't fall. She was pushed. by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 2

      It obviously was a professional hit, staged to look like an accident.

      And they would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those meddling anthropologists!

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    2. Re:She didn't fall. She was pushed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And it wasn't a tree. It was the stairs! Ask me how I know?

      I am the pusher robot. Pushing is the answer. Please go stand by the stairs.

    3. Re:She didn't fall. She was pushed. by Zocalo · · Score: 1

      In before the inevitable SJW, then:

      Justice for Lucy! Hominid lives matter!

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    4. Re:She didn't fall. She was pushed. by gsslay · · Score: 1

      But they did get away with it. The anthropologists have swallowed the "she fell" story completely. And no-one even had to produce their alibis. It's the perfect murder!

    5. Re:She didn't fall. She was pushed. by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Shoving. Shoving is the answer, obviously.

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    6. Re:She didn't fall. She was pushed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was Hillary, as it will be shown in the deleted emails that Assange will release soon. She could tell you all about it, except that she's forgotten because of her Alzheimer's.

      Curiously enough it all happened not far from Obama's birth place.

      Now excuse me, since I need to get more juicy tid bits from that reliable source on information, Cheeto Jesus.

    7. Re:She didn't fall. She was pushed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, the Clintons have been around a long time!

    8. Re:She didn't fall. She was pushed. by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      What difference, at this point, does it make?

      It was the video, and they wouldn't allow the military to go in and save Lucy.

      Just another case of the Clintons giving lip service to the African community, and not delivering.

      /golfclap

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  18. anyone with an interest in this can print Lucy out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the future of porn is here today.

  19. Re:Oh please by bloodhawk · · Score: 1

    WTF? You think Dying from old age is more usual than dying from a fall? you obviously have no idea about the world outside of cities. old age would be an incredibly rare thing to die from in a world full of predators, injuries from falls that lead to death would be many times more common for any animal that climbs, even today monkey's will regularly suffer such fates.

  20. Re: Our anchestors will find the first humans on m by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    So you're one of those crazy people who think our ancestors invented time travel?
    How's that working out for you? Not very well since it seems your nuttiness has made you forget a very basic word, you know, descendants. It also made you forget how to spell ancestors.
    Well, hope you find that time machine. You can use it to tell yourself to actually pay attention in school.

  21. Lucy the Hominid by The+Evil+Atheist · · Score: 3, Funny

    Lucy the Hominid climbing up a tree.
    F, A, L, L, I, N, G

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  22. "Fell" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is that like saying she "fell" down the stairs in that era?

    1. Re:"Fell" by Jhon · · Score: 1

      It's simple. 2 or more of us are stuck in a tree with a hungry predator down below. We can wait and die of thirst of I (or a few of us) could help the unpopular girl 'accidentally' fall out of the tree. Once the predator has carted off it's meal, we can make a run for it.

  23. i sure hope so ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    making the world a better place one sjw at a time !

  24. The fall by nowsharing · · Score: 1

    She must have had a heart attack on the way down.

  25. Tree or bush? by nowsharing · · Score: 1

    Was it a tree, or more like a branching bush?

  26. Re:Oh please by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Potentially exactly his "chance" death caused it to be preserved? If it had been eaten by a predator, we would not get a complete skeleton (more likely we'd maybe find a bone or a tooth somewhere, with scavengers carrying off what's left of the carcass).

    There are many examples of preservation by accident, simply because the specimen in question did something extraordinary. Think of this one for example. He traveled, presumably alone, across the alps. Something you didn't do back then, there was nothing to prove or no reason to go for some kind of misguided "self-realization", back then people had real problems and didn't feel the urge to make their life harder to "feel it". So most people weren't stupid enough to climb onto glaciers. This guy did. And that's what preserved him while everyone else from his tribe has turned to dust long ago.

    So yes, the random, odd sample may well be all we can still find.

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  27. Re:Oh please by jandersen · · Score: 1

    So this super rare find didn't die from something usual, old age, disease, got eaten, but happened to die doing something it was very good at and probably killed 1/10000 of their kind.

    Modern humans still climb trees; I have seen several programmes on the BBC, for example; one about the Baka people in Cameroun, who climb some 30 meters up in the canopy to gather honey from wild bees - another about a tribe in New Guinea, who build their homes in tall trees. The fact that we have found 1 fossil that probably died from a fall out of a tree doesn't mean that these people necessarily lived in trees or did things we don't do now-a-days.

  28. Re: Our anchestors will find the first humans on m by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LOOLOOOOOOLL our anchestors be so stooooopid!

  29. So did I! by sabbede · · Score: 1
    RIP Me.

    I'm told it was a lovely service.

  30. What did she konw? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What did Lucy know that Hillary needed to hide?

  31. And the Darwin Award for 3,211,867 BCE goes to ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lucy!

    Thank you from all of us in 2016.

  32. No doubt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... spent at least some of its life in the trees ...

    No doubt, the reason for our dreams of falling. Where do our dreams of kidnapping come from?

    1. Re:No doubt by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      Hollywood? 79 movies in this list... http://www.imdb.com/list/ls070...

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  33. great... /sarc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so we're descended from the ones that fell... or pushed, or slipped on a banana peel...
    it explains the amount of slapstick humor, wiley coyote cartoons, and comedy devoted to banana peels...
    modern technology: 'I fell down and can't get up.
    '

    1. Re:great... /sarc by tomhath · · Score: 1

      so we're descended from the ones that fell... or pushed, or slipped on a banana peel...

      More likely from the ones that didn't.

    2. Re:great... /sarc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, maybe the ones who set the banana peel, or banged the limb she was on,
      then laughed or hooted

    3. Re:great... /sarc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Offspring could have predated the impact(s)

  34. "I got a bad feeling about this." by Pseudonymous+Powers · · Score: 1

    So one of our earliest known, not-quite-human, not-quite-ape ancestors died falling out of a tree?

    What'd she land on? Irony?

    1. Re:"I got a bad feeling about this." by Jhon · · Score: 1

      Grassy.

    2. Re:"I got a bad feeling about this." by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      The left says "her head". The right says they don't believe in gravity.

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  35. $5.00 Term by twmcneil · · Score: 2

    vertical deceleration event

    I'm going to have to write that one down.

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    1. Re: $5.00 Term by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Leaving a scent mark here as well to remember the phrasing.

  36. Re: Our anchestors will find the first humans on m by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not necessarily. His ancestors may have been anchovies. Then they would be his anchestors.

  37. In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Italian judges have opened a criminal investigation on Lucy's death and are currently rounding up suspects. The anthropologists who examined the body will be interrogated in the next weeks and it will have to be established why they performed the examination without the presence of an Italian law officer.

    1. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's America's fault, just like everything else.

  38. Re:Oh please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Potentially exactly his "chance" death caused it to be preserved? If it had been eaten by a predator, we would not get a complete skeleton (more likely we'd maybe find a bone or a tooth somewhere, with scavengers carrying off what's left of the carcass).

    So why did not a scavenger take the carcass? How long til the sediment buried the remains? Did she fell off right next to a body of water?

  39. Witness the first Farside cartoon by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

    The jokes just write themselves.

    1. Re:Witness the first Farside cartoon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://farside.wikia.com/wiki/File:1987-02-03_-_second_lucy.png

  40. Aquatic ape hypothesis by tepples · · Score: 1

    Leaving the sea was a mistake in the first place.

    Are you referring to the aquatic ape hypothesis of WestenhÃfer, Hardy, and Morgan?

  41. HA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take that evolution belivers!

  42. Re:Oh please by Feral+Nerd · · Score: 1

    Everyone dies of something.

    Go and survey all the apes in the wild. Everything from murder to falling out of trees, to predators, to falling-out-of-trees-while-fleeing-predators.

    Most animals DO NOT die of old-age. That's a very human-centric view.

    Only since quite recently, as early as the 1950s the world average life expectancy was 48 (today it's 67). During the early middle ages people tended to die around 40-45 years of age. Palaeolithic hunter gatherers in Europe, both H. Sapiens and H. Neanderthalis did not usually live much past 30-35 or so. They usually died with badly worn teeth, abscesses, bones that show healed fractures, starvation marks and severe arthritis while child mortality was simply frightening.

  43. Re:Oh please by ptaff · · Score: 2

    as early as the 1950s the world average life expectancy was 48 (today it's 67)

    This boost is mostly related to child mortality rates violently decreasing, and has little to do with the average age people reach if they survive past the child mortality window.

  44. Re:Oh please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >there was nothing to prove or no reason to go for some kind of misguided "self-realization" He lived very recently and his brain was just like mine and yours. His need for a reason to live was as big as ours.

  45. Re:Oh please by Jhon · · Score: 1

    Review this comment by another user to the same comment you replied to:

    https://science.slashdot.org/c...

    Notice how he wasn't brow-beating the poster? He provided a very insightful that hopefully raised the overall "enlightenment" here.

    You basically puffed up your chest and made this more about you being better than the original poster.

  46. Re:Oh please by Jhon · · Score: 1

    " The fact that we have found 1 fossil that probably died from a fall out of a tree doesn't mean that these people necessarily lived in trees or did things we don't do now-a-days"

    No... but their upper body structure suggests they were built for climbing and spent at least part of their time in trees. Much more so than modern humans who may "climb some 30 meters up in the canopy to gather honey from wild bees" or "build their homes in tall trees".

    I think you are spot on in that we cant say Lucy's folks were tree-dwelling exclusively, though.

  47. Re:Oh please by tomhath · · Score: 1

    He traveled, presumably alone, across the alps. Something you didn't do back then, there was nothing to prove or no reason to go for some kind of misguided "self-realization"

    Otzi wasn't on a glacier. He lived during a warm period when there was little if any snow at the altitude he was found, although it was cold and dry enough to mummify his body.

    His last days were far more interesting and violent than you think. He had cuts on his hands consistent with defending himself against a knife attack. He also had someone else's blood on the back of his shirt consistent with carrying a companion who was injured. He was carrying at least three weapons (a knife, an axe, and a bow/arrow). What killed him was an arrow in the back. It isn't clear if he was part of a raiding party or he was defending his village against one, but he was in a battle.

  48. Wow, dude by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That was so fucking dumb that I am embarrassed for you.

  49. Re:Oh please by Opportunist · · Score: 2

    How about falling into a pile of mud that instantly covered her?

    Fossils are rare. For many reasons. One of them being that back then burial rites were not really the big craze and animals that die rarely get to fall apart where they fall to the ground. Carrion eaters tend to pluck them apart and carry parts away. Sometimes a corpse gets buried quickly by natural events. Falling into a swamp, or an animal suffocating from a volcano eruption and getting buried under ash.

    Yes, that's rare. But so are fossils. If you consider just how many animals have lived on this planet and then compare that with the amount of fossils we have, it's actually amazing that we DO have Lucy at all.

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  50. Re:Oh please by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Outside of shamanistic, ritualistic use you don't see many people in primitive cultures go on "self realization, self discovery" trips. They tend to have real problems that need solving rather than worrying about the meaning of life.

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  51. Suicide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She didn't just fall off the tree. Her mind evolved while picking her butt up in the tree and she suddenly saw how futile everything is. Then she jumped to her death.

  52. Themsleves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Lucy was correctly wearing CSA/UL rated themsleves, she likely would have survived the fall. Also she should have been properly tied in with a fall lanyard and harness. And where were her supervisor and team members, for goodness' sake!?

    We're going to have to fill out a C.14/R hazard form, login in to the Incident Management system and escalate. I want a Safety Coordinator to review the whole setup. Health & Safety is gonna have a bird.

    Safety first!

    1. Re:Themsleves by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      If we'd only stop protecting those who aren't more careful, we'd have evolved the gene pool to remove more of the idiots.

      I'm joking, but only a little bit.

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  53. You sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    she wasn't just participating in an early pre-cursor of MMA fighting?

  54. Unanswered Question by dcw3 · · Score: 1

    Did the apple fall near, or far from the tree?

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  55. she may not be an ancestor by xarion · · Score: 1

    if she didn't give birth to another homo sapiens, technically she is not really an ancestor, but a cousin.