China's Alibaba Has a New Payment System That Lets Virtual Reality Shoppers Pay By Nodding (reuters.com)
If providing your credit card details (or a few clicks) is too much a hassle for you, China's Alibaba may have a solution. The company today demonstrated a payment service called VR Pay, that allows virtual reality shoppers to pay for things just by nodding their heads. Reuters reports: VR Pay, the new payment system, is part of Alibaba's efforts to capitalize on the latest technology in online shopping. In 2015, for example, it introduced a facial recognition technology for Alipay mobile payments service advertised as "pay with a selfie." The VR payment technology means people using virtual reality goggles to browse virtual reality shopping malls will be able pay for purchases without taking off the goggles. They can just nod or look instead. Lin Feng, who is in charge of Ant Financial's incubator F Lab that has been developing the payment service over the past few months, told Reuters: "It is very boring to have to take off your goggles for payment. With this, you will never need to take out your phone."
People with Parkison's deasease, beware.
Otherwise you'll be sneezing your way to a lot of unwanted purchases / payments.
when you can nod, never nod when you can wink...who knows who said it first. Huey Long?
Yes, lets make transaction authorization as ambiguous as possible. I wouldn't want any of my financial streams associated with any of this.
How's that supposed to work? Do you tap into the kinetic energy produced by nodding and generate some material amount of work that you can translate into capital, or what?
Or did they mean to say that you can *authorize* payments just by nodding?
Because that's not at all what the headline, summary, or even the article says.
Words matter. I don't know why people don't just say what they mean instead of making ambiguous statements that don't mean anything sensible.
File under 'M' for 'Manic ranting'
let me know when I can make payments by blinking, or don't tell me at all.
"Whatever you do, don't nod!" If I remember right Ford told Arthur this just before they entered the VR history lesson on Deep Thought and the ultimate answer. It was inviting them to bow their heads in payment or some such...
"Do not," called out Slartibartfast floating past again, and fiddling furiously with the thing that he had stuck into the wall of the Room of Informational Illusions and which was in fact still stuck there, "agree to buy anything at this point."
"Thank you for purchasing our pure gold Rolls Royce offering at the bargain price of 3500 000 Euros."
Who had this stupid idea?
We suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca
Do you seriously think they won't have a confirmation/auth system to go through before actually creating the order?
That means that those who know how to handle faggots are given the arms to do it with. No bullshit about feelings or gender identification. It's simple; if you take a man's dick up the ass then you get shot in the head. That's the way it should be.
Make your youtube video as boring as possible.
Where can I buy a Chinese yoyo factory? I'm gonna be rich!
Especially for retailers, who will get a lot of purchases that wouldn't otherwise have been made. Less tongue-in-cheek, this sounds like a terrible idea.
must be really bad if they can't even go outside to "go to the mall" anymore.
Better yet, don't...
I ordered something, then got false charges. Never again.
Hello Bernie, do you approve of the charges .... /nods
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Someone has to do it.
I'm not repeating myself
I'm an X window user; I'm an ex-Windows user
Uh-oh...
Some cultures shake their heads to mean yes. Not the Chinks I guess, so maybe Pakis.
This app is rascist and I hope it gets sued into a blivion..
Documentary voice - Now let us all bow our heads in payment...
Slartibartfast - Just don't nod...
https://books.google.co.uk/boo...
snake
I just nod and say Yes, Dear.
In one of the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy books, viewers of a Senso-o-Tape reel are instructed to bow their heads in payment. Fortunately, Slartibartfast warns them in time not to do so.