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Consumer Reports Ranks Tesla Model X Near Bottom For Reliability (cnn.com)

Last year, Consumer Reports withdrew its recommendation for the Tesla Model S after investigating its reliability. Today, the nonprofit organization released its 2016 Car Reliability Survey and found that, while the Tesla Model S has become more reliable, the Tesla Model X has proved to be unreliable overall. CNNMoney reports: CEO Elon Musk admitted that he wished he hadn't put so much new, complex technology on [the Model X] all at once when he unveiled the model last year. Apparently, he was right to worry. The Model X's complicated "falcon wing" doors have been a big trouble spot, said Jake Fisher, head of Consumer Reports' car testing unit. Even the front doors, which have electric motors that let them open on their own, have been a headache for customers, he added. As a result, Tesla ranks among the "Less Reliable" brands on Consumer Reports' list. The SUV's dependability is rated as "Much worse than average." Still, overall owner satisfaction with the vehicle is rated as "Excellent." For a long time, "dependability problems" have tended to be relatively trivial, said Fisher, as the industry has perfected the major mechanical aspects of the cars. In recent years, the problems have stemmed from the more high-tech additions to the newest cars, like the computer screens that work with phone, navigation and entertainment features, said Fisher. But now, with tougher fuel economy rules pushing more complex transmission technologies, dependability issues are once again starting to involve fundamental mechanical components. New eight- and nine-speed transmissions as well as dual-clutch and continuously variable transmissions have been suffering problems at a higher-than-average rate, Fisher said. It's been years since new car buyers would have to worry about things that could actually render their vehicle undrivable. But those concerns are coming back, Fisher said. As for the Model S, Consumer Reports says "Tesla's Model S has improved to average reliability, which now makes the electric car one of our recommended models."

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  1. Calling all rockets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Maybe they can use the spaceX rockets to launch their junk cars into space

    1. Re:Calling all rockets by Humbubba · · Score: 0

      Didn't Tesla's 2015 model S P85d get Consumer Reports' best car rating ever? My, my.

    2. Re:Calling all rockets by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 4, Informative

      If you RTFS, you would have seen this link where CR revoked their recommendation of the model S because of poor reliability.

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    3. Re:Calling all rockets by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      Funny how, even though the Model X scores low in reliability, it's at the top of the list in customer satisfaction with 92% saying "definitely yes" when asked "would you get this car if you had to do it all over again".

      So it looks like the poor reliability is not that big of a deal.

    4. Re:Calling all rockets by reboot246 · · Score: 1

      Nah, they'll just rename it the Yugo and keep selling it.

    5. Re:Calling all rockets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Because like Apple, their customers are part of a cult. Shitty overpriced products tend to attract this kind of people.

    6. Re:Calling all rockets by thegarbz · · Score: 1, Insightful

      So it looks like the poor reliability is not that big of a deal.

      Poor reliability depends on the impact. Tesla has an incredible record of standing by its products. Every other car company out there treat customers like garbage.

      Given the choice between a car where I'm 75% certain to have a problem that would be resolved by the manufacturer quickly without question, and a car where I'm 5% likely to have a problem where the manufacturer royally screws me and then charges me a ludicrous fee I'll take the 75% anyday.

      This is why reliability and consumer satisfaction are two different metrics. Nothing funny about it, nor is it in any way inconsistent except when you compare the metrics to other manufacturers.

    7. Re: Calling all rockets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HOW DARE YOU HEATHEN!?

    8. Re:Calling all rockets by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Cognitive dissonance. If people are emotionally invested in a poor decision, then they will retroactively justify it in a lot of ways.

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    9. Re:Calling all rockets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah yes, the neckbeard version of screaming "racist" at your political opponents.

      Sorry, neckbeard, you've been proven wrong time and time again. Sorry that you can't be bothered with the facts.

    10. Re: Calling all rockets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must really like Apple and shaving your neck.

    11. Re:Calling all rockets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The Model X has issues. I know I own an early one. After waiting more than 2 years, I've had a Model X for around 6 months. I think it's spent about a month of that time in the Shop.

      Right now my front turn signals don't work all the time and the driver's door no longer opens automatically. Tesla is coming to pick it up tomorrow and fix it.

      The real problem with Tesla's is that they are addictive. After driving one for about a week, you never want to drive anything else. They are simply that much better than any other car on the road. I'm already suffering from withdraw and they haven't even picked it up yet.

      The only think I would consider trading my Model X for would be a Model S and all my money back. Then I would just order a new Model X. There is no comparison.

      I always warn people that are interested in Teslas, that there is no going back. Once you've driven one for a bit, you will hate all your other cars. So don't even test drive one if you can't realistically buy one.

      And yes, I've already got a Model 3 on order to go with my Model X, and I've been trying to figure out how to afford a used Model S just in case the Model 3 is delayed by too long.

    12. Re:Calling all rockets by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Consumer Reports car recommendations went off-path in the 80s. Just like the article says, most car "reliability" problems became nickle-and-dime stuff, yet their recommendations don't weight a power window switch malfunction differently than the engine exploding. Buyers of American cars in the 80s and 90s were very familiar with the car falling to pieces around them, but were generally willing to make the compromise because they saved thousands at purchase and when something inevitably went wrong, parts were cheap and repairs could be done by any idiot with a garage and a wrench. Do I want to know if the drive-train of a car is more or less likely to malfunction? YES! But it would be foolish to trade a car with an easy-to-fix transmission that is known to be unreliable for a car with a transmission that is 2x as reliable but 3x more expensive to fix. Do I want to know if the trim and electronics are going to go all wonky? Sure, but I certainly won't weight it as highly as the drive-train. Consumer Reports is disconnected from this, and so I have trouble taking their recommendations as anything more than a small datapoint.

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    13. Re:Calling all rockets by green1 · · Score: 1

      Tesla no longer has a reputation for speedy repairs.

      Why Tesla has such a strong recommendation score is because there is literally zero competition.

      So people will put up with flaky technology and poor repair experiences because there is simply no alternative if you want a similar vehicle.

      I really believe that Tesla will be in a bunch of trouble if/when they ever have actual competition to deal with.

    14. Re:Calling all rockets by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Funny how, even though the Model X scores low in reliability, it's at the top of the list in customer satisfaction with 92% saying "definitely yes" when asked "would you get this car if you had to do it all over again".

      So it looks like the poor reliability is not that big of a deal.

      Ah, Consumer Reports. There are some vehicles that they simply hate, like most Jeeps. I find that despite their not taking ads, they are incredibly biased, especially about vehicles.

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    15. Re:Calling all rockets by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Poor reliability depends on the impact. Tesla has an incredible record of standing by its products. Every other car company out there treat customers like garbage.

      As does Apple. (I just bring this up since some cowards have been making a comparison between the two) In the very few cases I've needed hardware support, they've had me back operating overnight. Auto dealers? Not so much.

      The only reason I don't own a Tesla is that they don't make an offroad capable vehicle.

      And I get the impression that the Slashdot Cowards Army all drive Toyota Corollas.

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    16. Re:Calling all rockets by div_2n · · Score: 1

      No probably more like there's an understood level of accepted risk to buying a car by an automaker that didn't exist not all that long ago with technology that had never been implemented in cars quite like this to produce a true electrical replacement for vehicles that has never really been attempted before at any kind of reasonable scale. You kind of expect there's going to be bugs along the way since you're an early adopter. Now if in 10 years their cars are still highly unreliable, that's a different conversation but as the summary itself states -- Model S reliability has increased as you would expect from ample improvement cycles.

    17. Re:Calling all rockets by minogully · · Score: 1

      If you RTFS, you would have seen this link [slashdot.org] where CR revoked their recommendation of the model S because of poor reliability.

      Perhaps you should have RTFS more carefully. Your linked article is from 2015 when CR revoked their recommendation, however they recently reinstated it as is pointed out in the summary where it states:

      "As for the Model S, Consumer Reports says "Tesla's Model S has improved to average reliability, which now makes the electric car one of our recommended models."

    18. Re:Calling all rockets by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Tesla no longer has a reputation for speedy repairs.

      Sure it does. A reputation is what people think of it. Generally they remain head and shoulders above the car crowd.

      Now maybe you may have experience or know of one or two bad cases. They will always be out there, but the general reputation for Tesla is still excellent in this regard.

    19. Re:Calling all rockets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, Consumer Reports. There are some vehicles that they simply hate, like most Jeeps. I find that despite their not taking ads, they are incredibly biased, especially about vehicles.

      When that's because Chrysler products stink. I owned a Jeep Wrangler once upon a time and was astonished over its bad build quality. Fun to drive but spent lots of time in the shop.

    20. Re:Calling all rockets by DirkDaring · · Score: 1

      Tesla Model S re-earns Consumer Reports recommendation on improved reliability:

      https://electrek.co/2016/10/24/tesla-model-s-re-earns-consumer-reports-recommendation-on-improved-reliability/

    21. Re:Calling all rockets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No probably more like there's an understood level of accepted risk to buying a car by an automaker that didn't exist not all that long ago with technology that had never been implemented in cars quite like this to produce a true electrical replacement for vehicles that has never really been attempted before at any kind of reasonable scale.

      Probably not. Probably what GP said.

      Your theory is that people spend $$$$$ to be part of some experiment, assuming that they may end of with a car that sucks. That doesn't track with people's behavior in general.

      People convincing themselves that high-end purchases are justified no matter the outcome -- totally tracks with people's behavior in general.

    22. Re: Calling all rockets by jxander · · Score: 1

      Ad homenim. There's nothing cult-like about it.

      A user has completely different metrics than Consumer Reports. For instance, if the auto-opening door fails but the user can still open it manually, an owner isn't going to be terribly bothered while the "official" grade will take a hit

      Likewise, with the right setup, this car can be virtually free to drive. An SUV with no gas cost is a godsend to someone who's been pumping $100 a week into their old Suburban. But the consumer report don't care. They're not actually using the car, just grading it, so electric isn't really a plus for them. Hell, it might be a negative because of the longer "fill up" times and overall lacking infrastructure.

      The criteria by which consumers and Consumers Report grade are just wildly different, and so you get a discrepancy.

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    23. Re:Calling all rockets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not me. I'm voting for Gary Johnson.

    24. Re:Calling all rockets by green1 · · Score: 1

      pay attention to the forums.

      The reputation among owners of the vehicles is for slow repairs, long waits for parts, and an inability to even get a hold of the service centres to book appointments.

    25. Re: Calling all rockets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An SUV with no gas cost is a godsend to someone who's been pumping $100 a week into their old Suburban.

      Totally. Those hacks at CR probably didn't even consider the preponderance of Tesla drivers who upgraded from old Suburbans.

    26. Re:Calling all rockets by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 1

      Cognitive dissonance. If people are emotionally invested in a poor decision, then they will retroactively justify it in a lot of ways.

      Or possibly Commitment Bias and, over time, Escalation of Commitment.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    27. Re: Calling all rockets by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Actually, with a normal dealer, the reliability would be an issue. However, with Tesla, if you have an issue, they take care of things quickly while giving you a temp vehicle to drive.

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    28. Re:Calling all rockets by mrclevesque · · Score: 1

      "neckbeard"

      Amish?

    29. Re:Calling all rockets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      except every Jeep I've ever been in is a dangerous death trap, with crap build quality, and safety, so that would actually make their hatred of Jeeps accurate, and a valid warning to consumers...

    30. Re:Calling all rockets by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      except every Jeep I've ever been in is a dangerous death trap, with crap build quality, and safety, so that would actually make their hatred of Jeeps accurate, and a valid warning to consumers...

      I've owned 3 now, and they've actually been literal lifesavers. My first year Grand Cherokee was finally retired with almost 300 K miles, still ran well, but was starting to nickel and dime us at almost 15 years old, the Wife has a compass, and I have a Patriot. She wanted a Jeep that was more crossover like, and I wanted a small Jeep that gets good gas milage along with the Jeep's ability to just go no matter what. That some AC doesn't like them means... well actually nothing.

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    31. Re:Calling all rockets by TopherC · · Score: 1

      I get this feeling too about Consumer Reports. While I think some of their studies are helpful, and they try to fill an important role, I always end up wanting more detail than what they offer. They collect a lot of data but withhold all the details. I don't feel that their data analysis is very good. But maybe I just get that impression because I want to see statistical uncertainties, ranges, actual numbers, etc. Since that's all hidden from readers, I tend to assume their ratings are bogus.

    32. Re:Calling all rockets by jeremyp · · Score: 1

      To be fair Jeeps are shit.

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    33. Re:Calling all rockets by jeremyp · · Score: 1

      You can't say your Jeeps are literal life savers and then not tell the story about how they saved lives. We all want to know now.

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    34. Re:Calling all rockets by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      To be fair Jeeps are shit.

      To be accurate, they are about 25 percent of the vehicles in my area. Weather is unpredictable, and we need vehicles that go. And sometimes we need something sure footed to pull those non-shit vehicles out of the ditches they slide into.

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    35. Re:Calling all rockets by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      You can't say your Jeeps are literal life savers and then not tell the story about how they saved lives. We all want to know now.

      Weather here in the Northeast has become really unpredictable. For both my wife and I we have been caught in ice storms in the middle of nowhere.

      The magic of the Jeep and it's modern day traction control is that it will actually go on ice, and go well.

      Biiig caveat! the Laws of physics still hold, stopping is still a huge issue on glare ice, even with ABS. But we've both been able to limp off the road, in her case, getting off the interstate for stopping on a side road, and for me, getting out of the woods in sub zero weather on glare ice.

      Not very exciting stories, but being able to maintain control on an icy interstate and to get off before you are nuked by some nut is a lifesaver, and getting out of the woods so you don't freeze to death is nice as well.

      I've also pulled a fair number of other vehicles out of ditches when they've slid off the road.

      For everyone: Be extremely careful if you have a 4 wheel drive. Every winter we have people that end up in ditches because they think just because they can go in a straight line, that they can round a curve on ice at 70 mph, or stop just like on a dry road, even with ABS. You can't.

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    36. Re:Calling all rockets by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      I've always wondered about that particular insult. I can't say the hair on my neck grows all that fast, and frankly, aren't big beards currently in fashion?

      I have no idea what a neckbeard even is, is that a beard that grows out of your neck, or a neck length beard? Are Gandalf and Confucius now neckbeards?

      I personally don't believe I have something that could be called a neckbeard, but I just never understood the insult to be an insult at all.

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    37. Re:Calling all rockets by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      On top of all that, I would like to point out that the Jeep Wrangler always shows up high on their list of unreliable vehicles, while being a highly popular vehicle. Some level of unreliability seems to be acceptable to people in general, after all, doesn't the reliability of any car line go down when they release a new model. The X has been out for less than a year, how reliable was any model of car its first year?

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    38. Re:Calling all rockets by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      I am with you, but my requirement is tow capable. I will trade in my Tundra the day they release an electric that can tow like it (I need at least 8klb capacity with a 200-300 mile range while towing).

      So, are you saying that the X does poorly offroad? It is AWD, with a low center of gravity, it should do decent in most off road situations? Is it a ground clearance issue?

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    39. Re:Calling all rockets by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      I have tried to explain this to people before too, it seems like there are people out there who think 4WD helps in all situations and just don't get that is makes steering worse, and breaking no better. At least those are the ones who get taken out in the first storm and don't have their vehicles through the rest of winter.

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    40. Re:Calling all rockets by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      So, are you saying that the X does poorly offroad? It is AWD, with a low center of gravity, it should do decent in most off road situations? Is it a ground clearance issue?

      he X would be great for my wife's use. She's a mostly street, but want's something sure footed in nasty weather. I'm not certain about the offroad capabilities of the X. Ground clearance is important though. I tend to get myself into "situations" if you know what I mean, driving in places with lots of rocks. Although I drive a Patriot, even it is a compromise for me since I also do a lot of road driving. I'd be a CJ type except for that.

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    41. Re:Calling all rockets by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      I have tried to explain this to people before too, it seems like there are people out there who think 4WD helps in all situations and just don't get that is makes steering worse, and breaking no better. At least those are the ones who get taken out in the first storm and don't have their vehicles through the rest of winter.

      We've had some bad pileups on the local interstates, with people still thinking they can travel 85 on them in nasty weather. Idiot formula is 70 +10+another 5 just because.

      The amazing thing is that as soon as this happens, they start playing the blame game. The highway crews are the usual target - even though the damn snowplows can't go 85 mph except in freefall, and for one especially bad pileup they were blaming NOAA!

      My rule of thumb is that when it starts snowing, I get off the interstate at the next exit and avoid the parade of idiots.

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  2. It's not the FWD that are the real problem by haruchai · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Most people expected those to take time to get right.
    But the issues with poor build quality was simply horrendous and would have been unacceptable for cars costing well below the Model X base price.
    They delayed the car by 2 years and still couldn't get it right, FFS

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    1. Re:It's not the FWD that are the real problem by Njorthbiatr · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Buggy new functionality is better than no functionality at all.

      I think that's an important perception here. I mean, what are you comparing it to? You're dinging it for having features that only partially work when other cars don't have that functionality at all. You may as well rate all bicycles as superior to motorcycles because you never need to put gas in them.

    2. Re:It's not the FWD that are the real problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      A car needs to be a functional car first and foremost. Doing anything more turns you into a modern Saturn... a half working piece of junk that takes the big boys buying you out to fix the shit they figured out decades ago

    3. Re:It's not the FWD that are the real problem by AK+Marc · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's one of the issues with CR's reporting. 100 people with problems with a cupholder would rate as "poor" while 2 with a blown engine would rate as "good", when the sum of cost of 100 cupholders is less than two engines, so the upkeep cost of the "reliable" car is higher than the "unreliable" car.

    4. Re:It's not the FWD that are the real problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Maybe for software, but not something that is life critical hardware you don't want a steering strut to break and careen across oncoming traffic. This happened to a friend in college. Luckily it was late at night and no traffic on the road.

      Source: engineer on life critical systems

    5. Re:It's not the FWD that are the real problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Some of the "functionality" is just absurd though. For example, you can fancy them up a bit and call them "falcon wing" if you drink Musk's Kool-Aid; but gull-wing doors have always been a gimmick at best, and a maintenance, safety, and utility compromising nightmare at worst. This thing is supposed to be an SUV, FFS. Too bad the rear doors make roof racks impossible to fit, so no ski or snowboarding trips for the Model X owner. And auto-opening doors in general... just how fucking lazy do you have to be that opening your own car door is more effort than you're willing to exert?

    6. Re:It's not the FWD that are the real problem by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      The build quality of Model X is OK. It's the engineering that lacks - they introduced a lot if new features (automatic driver door opening, gullwing rear doors, etc.) and they simply are not yet polished enough. The core engineering (drivetrain and battery) is solid, though.

    7. Re:It's not the FWD that are the real problem by sexconker · · Score: 4, Interesting

      And auto-opening doors in general... just how fucking lazy do you have to be that opening your own car door is more effort than you're willing to exert?

      It's not about laziness, it's about impotence.
      Cars that auto open, or have door handles that pop out in your presence, are a sexual thing. The car is presenting to you.

    8. Re:It's not the FWD that are the real problem by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Since it's all under warranty the most useful metric would be how much inconvenience it caused to the owner. That's hard to measure... Did they have to take the car somewhere far away to be fixed? Did they get a reasonable courtesy car in the mean time? How long did the fix take? Was the issue resolved first time?

      The Model X issue vary from trivial (the huge windscreen needed a sunshade) to deep design issues with no simple solution (falcon wing doors not aligning when the car is parked on a gradient).

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    9. Re:It's not the FWD that are the real problem by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Having the door auto open when your arms are full with shopping and kids isn't so much sexy as practical. Would be nice if there was a button you could pre-press on the remote that would cause the boot (er... tailgate?) to open next time you get near, for when you are carrying that 50" TV.

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    10. Re:It's not the FWD that are the real problem by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

      to open next time you get near, for when you are carrying that 50" TV.

      I wouldn't be carrying a 50" tv. I would have it on/in a cart so I didn't accidentally drop it.

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    11. Re:It's not the FWD that are the real problem by haruchai · · Score: 1

      There's another useful metric - cost of repair. Tesla isn't profitable and has enormous expenditure for their vision of electric mobility. Every dollar spent fixing something they should have gotten right on the production line is another that has to be borrowed to build the Gigafactory or Superchargers.
      They're about $7 billion in the hole and still a year, at least, before their mass market car ships.

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    12. Re:It's not the FWD that are the real problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their problems with reliability and warrant repairs aren't going to get any better when you have Joe Beerbelly behind the wheel of a Model 3. Tesla appears to be doomed unless they can really make their "gigafactory" extremely popular.

    13. Re: It's not the FWD that are the real problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I carried a 40" TV to my car last week. It only weighed 17 lbs. Then again, I don't use a case on my phone, either, as dropping things isn't a problem I regularly have.

    14. Re:It's not the FWD that are the real problem by Shatrat · · Score: 2

      In my brief time in Silicon Valley I noticed that there's an attitude that you can fix any problem by applying more technology. Doing a good job is for people too old or dumb to go for technological solutions. It's some dangerous magical thinking.

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    15. Re: It's not the FWD that are the real problem by easyTree · · Score: 1

      Doomed in the sense of "all cars will be Teslas or Tesla imitations in the future" ?

      Or doomed in the sense of "we don't like Tesla because it breaks our stranglehold on selling the same shitty cars built around combustion engines decade after decade" ?

    16. Re:It's not the FWD that are the real problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that would cause the boot (er... tailgate?) to open

      the word you're looking for is "trunk"

    17. Re:It's not the FWD that are the real problem by dj245 · · Score: 1

      And auto-opening doors in general... just how fucking lazy do you have to be that opening your own car door is more effort than you're willing to exert?

      It's a convenience thing. I never saw the value in sensor-based auto-unlocking doors until I had them. I never saw the point of auto-adjusting seats and mirrors (based on key fob ID) until I sold that car- sharing the car with my spouse became a lot more contentious. Luxury isn't (all) about feeling superior to other people. It is often about removing the small discomforts and inconveniences of life.

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    18. Re: It's not the FWD that are the real problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doomed in the ole business sense - gone bankrupt. Someone in China will then buy the brand and the engineers, Musk will cash out and all the suckers with cars and stock will take the loss. Old as the stock market.

    19. Re:It's not the FWD that are the real problem by T.E.D. · · Score: 2

      That's one of the issues with CR's reporting. 100 people with problems with a cupholder would rate as "poor" while 2 with a blown engine would rate as "good"

      Ummm...that's just not true. Its right there in their FAQ:

      Are all problems considered equally serious?

      Problems with the engine-major, cooling system, transmission-major, and driveline are more likely to take a car out of service and to be more expensive to repair than the other problem areas. Consequently, we weigh these areas more heavily in our calculations of Used Car Verdicts and Predicted Reliability. Problems in any area can be an expense and a bother, though, so we report them all in the Reliability History charts.

      I think the main issue here is that the reliability ratings are based on survey results, which means they don't know how reliable a car is until its been out a few years. So they are mainly useful for used cars. They will still "predict" the reliability of new models, but only if they know the model hasn't changed much from last year's design. On brand new designs/redesigns they don't provide a prediction, and usually won't recommend the car either. (Which jibes with the common layman's advice to "never buy the first year of a new car").

      The main issue here is it looks like they got so excited about the Tesla S, they deviated from standard policy. Whoops.

    20. Re:It's not the FWD that are the real problem by afidel · · Score: 1

      And based on the preorders they have investors lining up to loan them money. It's like the US national debt, it's only a problem if you don't expect to be able to repay it or if nobody wants to lend you money at reasonable terms. Tesla is not going to fold due to lack of funding sources, they might be less profitable in the medium horizon because they're paying off loans (but really, corporate rates, even for a company with their run rate, are at historic lows right now so it's not THAT much of a drag on future earnings), but they've got access to plenty of capital.

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    21. Re:It's not the FWD that are the real problem by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      They don't share their methods. They say to try to keep anyone from gaming the results, but from insiders, it's because it's not consistent or logical. It's easier to justify numbers in court and such (as they get sued) if they have 100% perfection, or no process. If you have a process and it fails 1% of the time, that failure in process can be justification for a lawsuit, but "opinions" can't be sued.

      As you note, they did a report of a car before they had enough data. Not the first time, not the last. They paid out Suzuki when they invented a new test, explicitly designed to flip the Sidekick and were sued for it.

      CR doesn't accept advertisements, except for/from themselves, and when they have something to sensationalize, they do, to get in the news.

    22. Re:It's not the FWD that are the real problem by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

      They don't share their methods. They say to try to keep anyone from gaming the results, but ...

      Huh? You got a source for this? Looks like nonsense, but perhaps I'm just misunderstanding.

      Their "methods" are that they mail out a survey to their subscribers every year, and compile the results. They are weighted by the kind of problem reported (as they mentioned in the FAQ). They state all this quite clearly in each April auto issue.

      I'm not real sure how anybody could "game" that, since there's nothing you could do to erase the reports of actual problems (aside from design your car better). I suppose you could buy a bunch of CR subscriptions and reports tons of fake problems with your competitor's cars to raise the tide a bit, but there are rather a lot of competitors out there.

      If you want the exact weighting matrix they use, I'd ask why? It would be useless to you without their raw data as well.

    23. Re:It's not the FWD that are the real problem by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      CR also has over the years demonstrated all manner of bias and confounding variables. I remember when they had an obsession with rotary climate controls. I also remember shaking my head in disgust reading their laptop buying guides. More recently I had to buy a washer and dryer. The top-rated models were all huge, beyond the customary footprint; IIRC capacity factored into the ratings. Which doesn't help someone with constrained physical space.

    24. Re:It's not the FWD that are the real problem by haruchai · · Score: 1

      "but they've got access to plenty of capital"

      I worry about this - I think they're a crash coming, probably triggered by the collapse of the Chinese market and I don't think North Am can avoid ripple effects.
      If....when....that happens, Tesla's capital sources will dry up. If they haven't launched the Model 3 by then or turned Solar City around, Elon is going to need another hair transplant.

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  3. Rigid by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Consumer Reports is rigged against Tesla. When I'm president, I will sue everyone who has complained about their unreliable Teslas.

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    1. Re: Rigid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      President of Tesla?

    2. Re: Rigid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That seems like a step down from the company that makes the Popemobile.

    3. Re:Rigid by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 0

      Is that you, Hillary? After all, Hillary and Musk are besties...

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    4. Re:Rigid by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Is that you, Hillary? After all, Hillary and Musk are besties...

      Lock her up.

      Hillary and Elon Galt are best friends. Stop the presses.

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    5. Re:Rigid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      can't be hillary.

      you're not dead.

    6. Re:Rigid by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      You speak like Trump, but you're decisively blue in allegiance. I'm picturing a corrupt woman with a bad comb-over building a wall to keep mexicans out while handing out H1B visas so that we can build it as cheaply as possible. *mind blown*

    7. Re:Rigid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Liar. You never sue!

  4. Broken link in TFS by ClickOnThis · · Score: 1

    TFS points to an earlier story on slashdot.

    The review on the model X is here. Despite the lower-than-average rating for first-year reliability, I can't find where CR rates it "near the bottom"

    Did anyone else find the rating I can't?

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    1. Re:Broken link in TFS by ClickOnThis · · Score: 2

      Well duh. Sorry for wasting everyone's time. Even so, none of the other links pointed to this page.

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    2. Re:Broken link in TFS by darkain · · Score: 1, Funny

      Maybe Slashdot editors need to be reviewed by Consumer Reports for reliability...

  5. it's a terrible SUV by YesIAmAScript · · Score: 4, Informative

    Even when it works its awful. The 2nd row is short on room. The 3rd row is tiny. And you cannot fold the 2nd row seats so even if you fold the 3rd row down you can't fit a bike in it.

    Here is a video showing how much more hauling space there is in a small LEAF than in a Model X.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    And you can't even put stuff on the roof of the Model X due to the stupid doors.

    Get an AWD Model S. Skip the stupid Model X.

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    1. Re:it's a terrible SUV by tuann · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually you can fit a bike in a Model X. Youtube video

    2. Re:it's a terrible SUV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only the 6 seater though. The 7 seater has the middle seat unable to push forward, so it just uses up all that storage space in the middle of the car...

    3. Re:it's a terrible SUV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bikes fit in most cars, as long as you fold down one or more rear seats, although it can be a bit hard to manoeuvre one in into a saloon. Only in convertibles and some sports cars and roadsters you really cannot carry a bike without a bike rack.

    4. Re:it's a terrible SUV by DrXym · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Those gull wing doors were always a gimmick, a "hook" to ensure coverage for the vehicle. I'm sure it's neat to watch them ponderously open and close via sensors, hydraulics and motors but there is a simpler, cheaper and practical solution - a regular car door, and if necessary a little catch on the mid row seats that slides them forward or tilts them. The regular door keeps out the rain, opens and closes more quickly, doesn't need a bunch of electronics to function and does the same job.

      It's notable that the gull wing doors are always demoed in tight spaces because that's about the only place they tenuously offer any advantage, but since the front row has regular doors I'm not sure how that's supposed to make sense either.

    5. Re:it's a terrible SUV by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      It's not an SUV, it's a crossover. A large, high car. Also, the Leaf is huge, I know because I have one :-)

      I agree though, unless you want the height for some reason (they are easy to get in and out of) the Model S is a better bet for most people. The doors are of dubious utility, and I worry about long term reliability.

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    6. Re:it's a terrible SUV by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Even when it works its awful. The 2nd row is short on room. The 3rd row is tiny. And you cannot fold the 2nd row seats so even if you fold the 3rd row down you can't fit a bike in it.

      This is a case of Tesla not knowing its audience. The only people who want electric SUV's are middle aged, hipster-infused peddling pillocks who first insist on blocking the road with their oversized car, then on slowing the traffic with their bikes (who insist they must never use a path or permit any motorist to pass).

      Tesla should have partnered with BRAKE in the UK, put bike racks in as standard (on the back as they cause scratches in car parks) limited the speed to 40 MPH and used those ugly side panels from a Citroen Cactus.

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    7. Re:it's a terrible SUV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fucking idiot - did you WATCH that video at all?
      The comparison is between Tesla and 4 occupants vs. Leaf and 2 occupants.
      If you took down the Tesla's 2nd row for an equivalent comparison, there's TONS more space in the Tesla.

      "Informative" ? my ass ...

    8. Re:it's a terrible SUV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot to mention how gull wing doors are also always considered a safety hazard. In a roll over they can't open so they often have to be fitted with an explosive device to sheer the bolts holding them on. Probably not as bad on the model x since it has some standard doors as well, but still...

    9. Re:it's a terrible SUV by fred6666 · · Score: 1

      Most compact/midsize sedans are too small to fit a bike without taking off the front wheel. You need a hatchback/station/compact SUV.

    10. Re:it's a terrible SUV by dj245 · · Score: 1

      Those gull wing doors were always a gimmick, a "hook" to ensure coverage for the vehicle. I'm sure it's neat to watch them ponderously open and close via sensors, hydraulics and motors but there is a simpler, cheaper and practical solution - a regular car door, and if necessary a little catch on the mid row seats that slides them forward or tilts them. The regular door keeps out the rain, opens and closes more quickly, doesn't need a bunch of electronics to function and does the same job.

      It's notable that the gull wing doors are always demoed in tight spaces because that's about the only place they tenuously offer any advantage, but since the front row has regular doors I'm not sure how that's supposed to make sense either.

      Regular car doors are awful. The only advantage they have is that they are forgiving to design and build, and relatively cheap. I've never had enough garage space to open a car door fully. Parking lots are the same, with the added drama of other people possibly bumping your car with their doors.

      Sliding doors are the best option I have seen. The door opening is enormous and makes loading goods, children, or persons of reduced mobility a lot easier. You only need about 8" of room to open a sliding door. Car companies seem to have sliding door technology pretty much matured, I haven't heard of widespread problems since the 1980s/1990s. If someone could figure out how to do sliding doors for the front doors of a car that didn't look too silly, it would probably be a real winner.

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    11. Re:it's a terrible SUV by DrXym · · Score: 1
      The doors on most 4/5 door cars are fairly narrow. It's the 2/3 door cars which tend to have long doors. The way I'd see it is if the car has doors on the front then it makes little sense to splash out for gull wing doors on the back. Yes it makes getting into the last row slightly easier but not a huge amount.

      I think sliding doors could work better than gull wing even if only the back doors were done but I don't see how they'd get the front doors to slide at the same time. At least sliding doors would be mechanically simpler and probably better at keeping water out.

  6. I don't like my Tesla Model X by slashdice · · Score: 0, Troll

    My father gifted me a Tesla Model X upon attainment, and in celebration, of my high school graduation. I returned it three weeks later and purchased a Range Rover in its place. Though Consumer Reports has enumerated numerous quality flaws, the most glaring was the new car smell, dubbed Elon Musk. It was a mixture of farts and old spice with perhaps a hint of leather and coriander. The dealer insisted it was supposed to smell that way and even offered to "re-musk" it for me.

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    1. Re:I don't like my Tesla Model X by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      When "attained" my high school graduation my father gifted me with fuck-all. Because graduating high school isn't something you "attain". It's something you do because you have the bare minimum level of competence to be a self-sufficient human.

    2. Re:I don't like my Tesla Model X by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know what I got when I graduated HS? A used '88 Volvo and a Northgate 386 DX.

    3. Re:I don't like my Tesla Model X by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Masterful troll, great bait.

    4. Re:I don't like my Tesla Model X by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Be happy for it. Your used Volvo had a lower passenger death rate and was likely more reliable.

    5. Re:I don't like my Tesla Model X by Bryan+Ischo · · Score: 1

      What kind of stupidity does it take to not be able to tell the difference between humor and trolling? Who are the idiots on this site nowadays that downvote posts as "troll" just because they are too dumb to understand or appreciate them, or just don't agree with them?

      Yeah I'm an old timer. I don't come to this site that often any more. But even more troubling than the slide to mediocrity of the story editing and selection (which happened in the mid-2000's by the way, and unfortunately never improved), is the increasing stupidity of the Slashdot readership. Or perhaps it's really just a part of the overall trend of this new generation not being able to handle any viewpoint they don't agree with without furious downvoting.

    6. Re:I don't like my Tesla Model X by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lucky. All I got was a dual-cd dual-cassette boombox.

  7. Re:Rigid -- SMOKING GUN by Xenographic · · Score: 2

    But you were saying they were rigid against Tesla before they were rigged against Tesla and we have proof that everyone used to say that!

    Even if looks like they're going to crash and burn, Tesla will make America fabulous again.

  8. Sure, it's a garage queen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    But if I paid that kind of money for one, I could afford to have it off for repairs all the time, and I'd tell you my satisfaction with it was excellent too. It's not like my carpool was depending on it...

  9. Or just get a leaf or an outback by pablo_max · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Besides, I personally think the model X is one of the least attractive cars you can buy. It seems like something designed only for hipsters. The kind of people who do not care how pointless and terrible something is. The ones who will defend it to the grave despite all evidence being to the contrary.

  10. Not unusual for the luxury car market by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Most people expected those to take time to get right.

    There is more to quality than taking your time. I've worked as a quality engineer in the auto industry. The hard part is installing a company culture that values quality while still being able to manage costs effectively.

    But the issues with poor build quality was simply horrendous and would have been unacceptable for cars costing well below the Model X base price.

    I guess you've never dealt with cars in that price range much before. Nobody buys a car with a six figure price tag because of its reliability. Super cars are notoriously unreliable. Nobody buys a Lambo or a Ferrari or even a Land Rover for its reliability. People buy them for their features, looks, and brand but almost never because they don't expect to see the inside of a repair shop. Part of this is because high priced cars tend to have the latest gizmos as well as a lot of them so there simply are more places for things to break. Given how much they are pushing the envelope on car design and features I'm not really surprised there are some quality problems with some Tesla cars. But when compared to the cars they are currently competing against their quality seems to be roughly par for the course compared to their nearest competition like BMWs or Mercedes. Toyota/Lexus is probably the exception that proves the rule as they tend to lead the pack on quality though their cars also tend to be rather conservative and boring me-too designs.

    Now that's not really an excuse for poor quality but if you are going to compare apples to apples Tesla isn't really out of the ordinary in the market they are selling to. And to their credit Tesla seems to take dealing with problems that arise in their vehicles seriously and proactively. It indicates that the Model S is now roughly average build quality which these days is actually pretty darn good. If you want to argue that Tesla should be better I won't disagree. Personally if something costs that much money I don't think it's unreasonable to expect it to be well designed and well built.

    1. Re: Not unusual for the luxury car market by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      What ppl are missing is what will happen with M3. There will not be a single human on the main production line. Sub parts are designed to made by other robots, mixes, or just pure human labor. With this approach, the sub parts should be thoroughly vetted, and final product is expected to not have issues that they have today. In addition, I'm told that m3 line in Fremont will do up to 1.5m / year and that is without the building expansion.

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  11. It's not focused on the right stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too me Tesla should be focused on the environmental factor. But instead it seem to build cars for young wealthier tree huggers. Not the typical family guy. All these people who buy a tesla today could easily afford gasoline for a traditional luxury vehicle. It's why Tesla fails at what I thought was it's core business. To prove it can make a volume selling vehicle for the masses. Some say it's Tesla 3 is going to be that car, but as the price inches up and support cost like installing charge station and a limited number of stations in some areas won't help in the long run. Tesla has just fallen flat on this business model so far.

  12. Beauty in the eye... by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Besides, I personally think the model X is one of the least attractive cars you can buy.

    That's a matter of opinion. My sister agrees with you but I think the Model X looks fine - at least compared with any other crossover SUV. I don't think it's as pretty as the Model S but it doesn't offend me visually. Different strokes for different folks. Personally I think the Nissan Leaf is FAR uglier than the Model X as well as far less practical if we ignore the vastly different price points. I don't really get why Telsa is the only company that has wrapped their head around the idea that an ugly hatchback with a 100 mile range isn't anything to get excited about.

    It seems like something designed only for hipsters.

    Ahh, I get it. You don't like it so it must be something designed for your designated generic ill-defined douche bags - aka "hipsters". You don't have to like the vehicle and I get it if it doesn't suit your needs. But I know several people personally who own a Model X and "hipster" doesn't remotely begin to describe any of them. Most of them are people who simply are techies who like the geek factor and performance that comes with a Tesla. A few are greenies who also happen to be car enthusiasts. Reliable or not the cars Tesla makes are among the most interesting vehicles you can buy today regardless of price point.

  13. Thanks OBAMA by DarkOx · · Score: 1

    It's been years since new car buyers would have to worry about things that could actually render their vehicle undrivable. But those concerns are coming back, Fisher said.

    Yep so great we live in a nation were we have choice and freedom.

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  14. Stop calling it an SUV by DirkDaring · · Score: 1

    It's a sedan.

  15. Cost of repair by sjbe · · Score: 0

    There's another useful metric - cost of repair.

    It is useful but not publicly available. Tesla isn't going to break this number out on their financial statements and Consumer Reports doesn't have access to the real number. One might be able to make an educated guess at it but there would be some very substantial error bars on that calculation.

    They're about $7 billion in the hole and still a year, at least, before their mass market car ships.

    Which is why their stock valuation is astonishing. I think Tesla is a pretty good company doing very interesting things. But their market capitalization is bat shit crazy. It is completely unjustifiable given the size and any reasonable analysis of the near term prospects of the company. It doesn't make sense that an unprofitable company selling 50,000 vehicles a year has a market cap half the size of General Motors market cap. Tesla simply isn't going to be big enough or profitable enough any time soon to justify that valuation.

    1. Re:Cost of repair by Whorhay · · Score: 1

      Like you say the short term growth potential doesn't support their stock price. However a lot of the money in the stock market isn't looking for only short term growth. The high price of Tesla stock reflects that a lot of fund managers think they have a decent chance of huge long term growth. So yes, Tesla stock is an expensive gamble but it still has a clearer path to long term growth and profitability than companies like Twitter and Facebook.

    2. Re: Cost of repair by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Amazon.

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  16. Different measuring stick by sjbe · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If people are emotionally invested in a poor decision, then they will retroactively justify it in a lot of ways.

    One person's poor decision is another person's awesome decision. Let's use a different car company - Ferrari. Nobody buys a Ferrari because of the reliability ratings in Consumer Reports. They buy it because of the looks, the performance, the badge, or other reasons. The decision tree and evaluation of satisfaction about the purchase simply won't be based on whether it is as reliable as a Toyota Camry. Tesla is somewhat in the same boat. Reliability is pretty far down the list of reasons why someone buys a Tesla in most cases.

    Remember that Consumer Reports has a particular view point on their evaluation of cars. They apply the same ratings to all vehicles regardless of whether those ratings actually are relevant to the buyers of those cars. This isn't a case of post-hoc justification of satisfaction. It's that the measuring stick for satisfaction is a lot more complicated than how reliable Consumer Reports thinks the car is. Consumer Reports provides useful data but you have to understand that it is data from a very specific view point which may or may not be relevant.

    1. Re:Different measuring stick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Your wrong here though. I remember this coming up with BMW in the 90s. If you asked BMW owners they would rate their cars as some of the most reliable on the roads. Objectively they were crap in reliability though. It's all people justifying things. The Ferrari is a red herring, anybody even remotely familiar with any of the super cars knows they're god awful for reliability, but that's not what you're buying it for and nobody will argue for their reliability (at least nobody who knows what they're talking about). Hell, a lot of the Italian super cars are known for spontaneous combustion. I've met people who argue that Tesla is incredibly reliable. I see it regularly on this board how Tesla is much more reliable than standard cars because they lack ICEs and what not. Yet objectively they're somewhere between average reliability and crap reliability. I've gotten in arguments that Tesla is likely to go out of business because they can't get their recall costs under control and been told repeatedly that the only reason they spend so much on recalls is because their quality standard is so high. Yet again, objectively not true, it's just because their cars are crap. You're literally trying to do the justification the GP is talking about.

    2. Re:Different measuring stick by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Why would you ask the owner of a car how its reliability is compared to other cars on the road? Most people have a sample size of two. That's a stupid question to ask. The phenomenon of people justifying their decisions is a real one, but nothing you've said here contradicts sjbe's point.

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    3. Re:Different measuring stick by fulldecent · · Score: 2

      Stopped reading at your

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    4. Re:Different measuring stick by eth1 · · Score: 1

      One person's poor decision is another person's awesome decision. Let's use a different car company - Ferrari. Nobody buys a Ferrari because of the reliability ratings in Consumer Reports. They buy it because of the looks, the performance, the badge, or other reasons. The decision tree and evaluation of satisfaction about the purchase simply won't be based on whether it is as reliable as a Toyota Camry. Tesla is somewhat in the same boat. Reliability is pretty far down the list of reasons why someone buys a Tesla in most cases.

      Plus, in my mind, there's two categories of reliability:
      1. How likely is something major going wrong that's going to leave you stranded and incur massive repair costs
      2. How many mostly unnecessary widgets are there that will inevitably break at some point

      Teslas (and any other purely electric car) should be really good on the first category due to the far simpler electric drive train.
      Any late-model luxury vehicle (and, increasingly, mid-range ones) will core poorly on the second category, due to the sheer weight of silly gadgetry they come with.

    5. Re:Different measuring stick by anegg · · Score: 1

      I used to read "Car and Driver" magazine a lot (I had a subscription) back "in the day". I also like off-road vehicles. It was always funny reading the "Car and Driver" reviews of any kind of vehicle with off-road capabilities, because the wits at "Car and Driver" would totally disparage it. From their point of view, if the vehicle couldn't compete head to head with a BMW or Porsche or other refined on-road vehicle, then there was no point to buying it. The good news with Car and Driver as well as Consumer Reports is that, in general, they are "transparent" in their reviews, providing the data and how they interpreted the data to arrive at their conclusion. I don't read reviews like that so that they can tell me what to think; I read them so that I can understand how they think, adopt as much of their thinking as I find useful, and apply my thinking to their data to arrive at my own conclusion.

    6. Re:Different measuring stick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Teslas are luxury vehicles then? Status toys? Cars you don't drive, except on special occasions? Most of the Elon flagellators on this site and HN go on and on about how they're the future of everyday driving for the masses. The people I see in my neck of the woods seem to drive them regularly. They trot out their Ferraris and such very little though.

      CR evaluates cars for their ability to be safe and reliable and to function in the manner that the vast majority cars are expected to function. How terribly tendentious! How insidious of them!

      Oh, and "One person's poor decision is another person's awesome decision." is just lame. Don't try to be a writer.

    7. Re:Different measuring stick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be fair, BMWs in the 80s were pretty reliable performance machines, so people in the 90s could have been riding that reputation.

      Of course, things change, however. I don't think BMW has "gotten it right" since the 80s.

      Anecdote: parents had a 1985 318i with 400k+ miles on it, and I have a 1988 M5 w/ 130k.

  17. Model X Unreliability by Geeky+Don · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yet CR reports customer satisfaction at 92%. The Model S (I'm a Model S owner) scores the highest customer satisfaction of any car. My Model S is so unreliable that I completely forgot to take it in for the recommended annual inspection. I've got an inspection booked for next week because I discovered I was out of windshield wiper fluid, the only user serviceable item, since I hadn't taken the car into the service center in eighteen months. Yep...a lemon--no doubt about it.

    1. Re:Model X Unreliability by fred6666 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      This is because Tesla is a religion. People are always satisfied with their religion. The same applies to Apple. Of course you are satisfied with your Mac when you can't switch to another manufacturer.

    2. Re:Model X Unreliability by Geeky+Don · · Score: 2

      There is a principle which is a bar against all information, which is proof against all arguments, and which cannot fail to keep a man in everlasting ignorance—that principle is contempt prior to investigation.

    3. Re:Model X Unreliability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the same goes for Linux, when its fanatics forgive away its limitations.

  18. Silicon Valley culture of cowboy design by sinij · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is direct result of systematic problem with Silicon Valley culture of release and patch it later. While consumers got used to buggy, poorly optimized, and unreliable software they are not willing to tolerate this with cars.

    1. Re:Silicon Valley culture of cowboy design by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      They are willing to tolerate it with Tesla it seems. Tesla have been very clever, launching "beta" features like Autopilot and pitching the car as cutting edge technology. Customers are more willing to put up with faults (as long as Tesla fixes them) and it has allowed them to get into production far earlier than if they had been trying to be perfect from day one.

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    2. Re:Silicon Valley culture of cowboy design by sinij · · Score: 1

      You could fix and patch software. So for example if your auto-pilot was discovered to have unfortunate tendency to decapitate passengers you could eventually fix this. Not so much when your hardware fails due to defects. I don't have first-hand knowledge of this, but read many reports of hinges, suspension components and so on failing. Considering that all-electric car mechanically much simpler than gasoline or hybrid, such lack of reliability is surprising.

    3. Re:Silicon Valley culture of cowboy design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Give it a rest with the 'systematic' bullshit.

      If you don't like it don't buy it.

  19. Just a couple of points by hyades1 · · Score: 2

    First of all, I've seen first-hand and heard about examples of brand new cars that were pretty much undriveable due to some kind of quality control issue.

    Second, when you buy cutting edge technology of any kind, you're probably going to pay a price in reliability. If you know a good, honest auto mechanic, he'll probably tell you to avoid first model years. It's hardly ever because of basic design problems, because new models are tested pretty extensively. There's a learning curve associated with building them, though.

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    1. Re:Just a couple of points by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup. Even Toyota and Honda have been bitten hard to by early production samples giving problems.

  20. Claims vs reality by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Your wrong here though. I remember this coming up with BMW in the 90s. If you asked BMW owners they would rate their cars as some of the most reliable on the roads. Objectively they were crap in reliability though. It's all people justifying things.

    Nobody bought a BMW because of their reliability no matter what they claimed unless they were a fanboi who couldn't be bothered to actually look at the data. This is true of most luxury car brands with a few notable exceptions. Furthermore your argument is nonsense because CR rates reliability based on surveys to actual owners of those cars. Sure you might find a braggart who is delusional or honestly hasn't had any problems with their BMW but those are the exception rather than the rule. Similarly nobody buys a Tesla because of its reliability no matter what they are claiming.

    Cars that are bought for reliability market that fact front and center. BMW markets their cars as the ultimate driver's cars. Tesla doesn't ma

    The Ferrari is a red herring, anybody even remotely familiar with any of the super cars knows they're god awful for reliability, but that's not what you're buying it for and nobody will argue for their reliability

    Incorrect. It's an extreme example of my point but you are confirming what I'm saying. People don't buy Tesla vehicles with reliability as a primary concern. I'm sure it's on the list somewhere but it's not the main consideration. Consumer Reports however they regard reliability as a top concern even when the buyers of the vehicle in question do not.

    Yet objectively they're somewhere between average reliability and crap reliability.

    Objectively the average reliability of cars today is actually extremely good. So someone who says their car is reliable when the data says it is average probably isn't lying. The difference between top and mid-tier reliability these days is really not a big difference. This is quite a change from 20 years ago when there were rather substantial differences in reliability between brands.

  21. Simple Solution by PortHaven · · Score: 1

    The Model X needs to have a second version made available. Where everything is the same except that it is "Sans" the gull doors. It would be significantly cheaper and much more trouble free. I expect that it would take off sales wise.

    Then eventually when demand drops. Drop the Gull Wing doors from the Model X. Don't discard them, rather migrate them to the new Roadster 2.0.

    This is what Tesla needs to do.

    1. Re:Simple Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Drop the Gull Wing doors from the Model X. Don't discard them, rather migrate them to the new Roadster 2.0.

      By definition a "roadster" is a car with an open top.

      Granted, that is probably the best application for Tesla's gullwing doors.

    2. Re:Simple Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you can't have gullwing doors on a roadster, if there was somewhere to attach the doors, it wouldn't be a roadster

    3. Re:Simple Solution by PortHaven · · Score: 1

      Thank you.

      I have learned something new today.

      =)

  22. Consumer Reports out of touch with consumers by easyTree · · Score: 1

    Attempts to piggyback Tesla 's zero-cost marketing.

  23. Re: Rigid -- SMOKING GUN by easyTree · · Score: 1

    Again?

  24. No justification of stock price by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Like you say the short term growth potential doesn't support their stock price.

    Neither does the long term potential unless you have a time horizon of decades.

    The high price of Tesla stock reflects that a lot of fund managers think they have a decent chance of huge long term growth.

    Not true. Tesla is being held by fund managers because it is a stock people want to own. A realistic appraisal of Tesla's growth prospects doesn't even come close to justifying a $30Billion valuation. A super profitable car company makes something like a 10% margin. Even if Tesla magically sold 1/10th the cars that GM does tomorrow (GM sold 9.8 million vehicles in 2015) and we double their margin to 20% which is far beyond any car company that has ever existed they would take decades to generate enough free cash flow to justify that valuation. No, the ONLY reason Tesla's stock remains high is because people are playing a game of "who's the greater fool" buying high in the hopes it will go higher.

    Tesla stock is an expensive gamble but it still has a clearer path to long term growth and profitability than companies like Twitter and Facebook.

    Twitter maybe but Facebook is already hugely profitable. You might try actually looking at their financials before posting next time.

    1. Re:No justification of stock price by Whorhay · · Score: 1

      Yes, long term would mean more than a few years, decades is an acceptable usage.

      The last time I heard the profit margin on a Model S was 20% or better. The entire company isn't profitable because they are putting everything into growing their capacity and the technology. It is entirely possible that this winds up with Tesla crashing and burning. It is however, also possible that rather than becoming a competitor to the major auto companies that it'll eat their lunch and replace them to a large degree.

      Facebook is profitable, which is good to see, but also not really relevant, my bad there as profitability and P/E aren't the same thing. I could have a company that makes 95% profit margins on hundreds of millions of dollars of revenue, but if the stock valuation is high enough then it can still have a bad P/E. The P/E for Facebook is around 60.

      Tesla has a very high P/E, somewhere north of 130, while GM and Ford are in the 4-6 range. However Tesla has room for growth which GM and Ford largely lack. Also GM has had bad P/E numbers in relatively recent times being in the mid 30's at some point, even as a huge international company.

    2. Re:No justification of stock price by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      "No, the ONLY reason Tesla's stock remains high is because people are playing a game of "who's the greater fool" buying high in the hopes it will go higher."

      I remember many people making these arguments about Apple when they were around $90 in the mid-noughties.

      Since then AAPL split x14, so are now worth about 1800% of what they were then.

  25. Ferrari vs Tesla vs Toyota by DavidMZ · · Score: 1

    Actually, a Tesla should be in the same boat as a Toyota: it is a daily driver.

    Now, it you tell me you bought a Tesla for the badge and to boast to your friends that you have a Tesla in your garage or to bring it to a track on the weekend*, that maybe a viable reason for you, but I don't think that's how Tesla positions themselves. Don't they want to bring EV to the masses?

    * not the best idea, I'd rather drive the Ferrari

  26. Not about reliability by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Actually, a Tesla should be in the same boat as a Toyota: it is a daily driver.

    Doesn't matter. It isn't. That's not how people perceive it currently and it isn't how Tesla market's their cars. People don't worry about Tesla reliability either positively or negatively currently.

    Now, it you tell me you bought a Tesla for the badge and to boast to your friends that you have a Tesla in your garage or to bring it to a track on the weekend*, that maybe a viable reason for you, but I don't think that's how Tesla positions themselves. Don't they want to bring EV to the masses?

    I didn't say people bought the Tesla for the badge though I'm sure some do. I just said they didn't buy it for the reliability. In no particular order people buy Tesla's for battery power (no gas), appearance, performance (fast as hell in a straight line and not bad in the curves), luxury (very nice interior), geekiness, and fanboi-ism. Which of those matter most depends on the buyer. Reliability isn't really much of a consideration for the vast majority of buyers.

    * not the best idea, I'd rather drive the Ferrari

    I've driven both a Ferrari and a Tesla in years gone by. Both have their charms. Tesla is FAR more pleasant to drive under normal conditions and faster than most Ferrari's in a straight line. But Ferarri's have their good points too depending on which model you are talking about. I really can't imagine myself buying a Ferrari but I could imagine myself owning a Tesla.

  27. Consumer Reports lies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's the deal, back in the late 80's/early 90's and throughout the 90's Consumer Reports went after Suzuki for their SUV's. In court case after court case, Suzuki would win, but that did not stop Consumer Reports from chasing them saying that their SUV's were less stable than others and more dangerous.

    In the end, even though Suzuki won in court multiple times against Consumer Reports, they stopped selling cars and suv's in the American market.

    What lesson do we learn from this, Kiddies? That Consumer Reports is far from unbiased and lies about shit to push an agenda

    I don't care for Tesla and am tired of hearing about how a sub $60K car is 'affordable' when I can barely afford a $28k car, from some multi-billionaire but in this case, I do not trust consumer reports and will not ever trust them.

    1. Re:Consumer Reports lies by Shirley+Marquez · · Score: 1

      The Suzuki Samurai, the model that Consumer Reports went after, actually DID have a stability problem. It wasn't anything unique about its design; the problem was inherent to its short wheelbase and high center of gravity. The original Jeep, later named the CJ-5 after the company introduced the larger CJ-7, had the same problem, and CR successfully pushed that vehicle off the market.

      The problems with the Samurai were exacerbated by its advertising and market positioning. It was sold primarily as a fun and inexpensive car for young drivers. That meant that most of them were in the hands of drivers who were unprepared for the fact that the car was all too easy to roll over.

      Suzuki's larger SUVs like the Sidekick were no worse than anybody else's SUVs of the time. (They're all terrible compared to modern ones because electronic stability control is now mandated on SUVs.) Unlike Jeep, the Suzuki brand was unable to recover from the bad publicity and so the company abandoned the US market.

  28. can you elaborate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    serious question - what is so much better about driving a tesla than other higher end brands? I have a (just turned) 3 yr old lexus - it has less torque but FAR from underpowered/it's not as quiet as an electric but pretty damn quiet for the power it has/it doesn't have autopilot (ok, I'll admit I'm jealous about that part!) but you know what's gone wrong in that car over three years? NOTHING! zip, zero, nada, not a damn thing!

    not trying to talk anyone out of a tesla (quite the contrary), just wondering what besides above (& eco bling) makes a model s so much better than an ls for 20-50k more?

  29. The doors were a bad idea by Shirley+Marquez · · Score: 1

    The fancy doors added to the wow factor of the Model X. But they didn't deliver any utility, which is the point of an SUV. And they added expense and a new point of failure, especially since they needed even more complexity to allow opening the doors in a parking garage. Tesla would have been better off ditching them.

    1. Re:The doors were a bad idea by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      The fancy doors added to the wow factor of the Model X. But they didn't deliver any utility, which is the point of an SUV.

      Sure they did. They added the utility of being able to get in and out of the vehicle is those absolutely ridiculous California shopping mall parking lots with parking slots 3" wider than your car.

      It's a case of design myopia. They solved a problem that's very near to them, and irrelevant to most of the rest of the country.