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Samsung Galaxy J5 Catches Fire and Explodes in France, Says AP (popularmechanics.com)

A Samsung phone user in France says her Galaxy J5 smartphone caught fire and exploded. The model is different from the Galaxy Note 7 that has been recalled worldwide. From a report on Associated Press: Lamya Bouyirdane told The Associated Press that on Sunday she noticed the phone was very hot after she asked her four-year-old son to pass it over. She said she threw the phone away when she realized it had "swollen up" and smoke was coming out. The phone then caught fire and the back of the handset blew off. Her partner quickly extinguished it.

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  1. In the words of Gus Grissom... by 14erCleaner · · Score: 1

    Sometimes those things just blow.

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    1. Re:In the words of Gus Grissom... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I blew up a lunar module with a five-phenig' ger (stupid lameness filter). It had a hole at the just the right size. It blew that LM to smithereens.

      And that's what he said.

      Chaffee. White. Not so funny, is it. Somehow you just have to feel Microsoft was involved.

    2. Re:In the words of Gus Grissom... by freeze128 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Too soon, man.

    3. Re:In the words of Gus Grissom... by mindwhip · · Score: 1

      The real question is how much physical trauma had the four year old child done to the phone to destroy the battery first. Phones make good banging noses when hit against other things...

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  2. When flying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They announce you cannot take any note 7s on the plane. Best advertising ever! Samsung is just tryingbto break into the ISIS market.

  3. Does anyone have comparitive stats by presidenteloco · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Of battery fires on different smartphone brands, as a percentage of units sold?

    Pretty sure the odd one of any kind ends up with a smoking Li-ion battery.

    Is Samsung being unfairly further beat up here because of the laser of media attention on it now?

    What do the objective facts say.

    I'm genuinely interested cause have a Note 5 in my pocket right now.

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    1. Re:Does anyone have comparitive stats by tnok85 · · Score: 2

      The J5 was released back in April, if it was having the same issue as the Note 7 (August), I'm pretty sure there would have been a lot more news on this.

    2. Re: Does anyone have comparitive stats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lithium batteries in all devices are hazardous and can catch on fire. Most issues are caused by poor battery management systems or defects in manufacturing. There have been laptop recalls for ages.

      As for Samsung phones from someone who doesn't own one, I wouldn't be overly concerned unless it's a 7 which has been recalled. These have been on the market a long time without problems.

      That said if you have damaged your phone it's more at risk and I probably would avoid using a phone that's had heavy damage and which could have compromised the battery. Also avoid cheap low quality USB cables and power supplies.

    3. Re:Does anyone have comparitive stats by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 1

      ...Is Samsung being unfairly further beat up here because of the laser of media attention on it now?

      This just in:
      Hints have surfaced that Samsung may be using lasers on the media...

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    4. Re:Does anyone have comparitive stats by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      The J5 was released back in April, if it was having the same issue as the Note 7 (August), I'm pretty sure there would have been a lot more news on this.

      Yeah, this really isn't big news. The Note 7 was notable because it had 30 within 2 weeks of release, this is more of a random event and bad luck to the owner. While I would never buy this phone myself (it sounds like a cheap crap Android Samsung cranks out),,I wouldn't worry about more blowing up. Hell, even if a different model Samsung blew up tomorrow, I wouldn't deem Samsung dangerous. Samsung's shipped so many phones now so it's inevitable.

    5. Re:Does anyone have comparitive stats by vux984 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Is Samsung being unfairly further beat up here because of the laser of media attention on it now?

      Yes.

      What do the objective facts say.

      The public i don't think is privy to much in the way of real stats.
      But anecdotally...

      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new...

      http://www.phonearena.com/news...

      http://www.windowscentral.com/...

      http://gadgets.ndtv.com/mobile...

      From which we can objectively say that other phones catch fire too.

      And I wouldn't worry about the J5 too much... it looks like a cut down version of the S5. Hardly cutting edge or pushing any boundaries. It came out in June 2015. So 18 months... one handset. People are definitely just attaching it to the samsung hype.

    6. Re:Does anyone have comparitive stats by dormendoza · · Score: 1

      My Note 5 still the best phone of mine ever!

    7. Re:Does anyone have comparitive stats by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Had an iPhone 5s smoulder, buldge and the case break open in our office the other day. They all have the occasional problem. The phone has been out for 9 months. Call me when hundreds catch fire which is what the Notes were doing.

    8. Re:Does anyone have comparitive stats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. I had a Droid 4 have its battery swell up I ripped it out before it could do anything awful. Phone worked fine for 3 years. Put Cyanogen on it for 10 minutes and the battery is a puff ball.

    9. Re:Does anyone have comparitive stats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed, Shit happens.

    10. Re:Does anyone have comparitive stats by infolation · · Score: 1

      comparative stats:
      If J5 GTA mods start getting pulled from youtube too, there's a problem.

    11. Re: Does anyone have comparitive stats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your most likely correct. Anything wrong with a Sammy will be front page news.

    12. Re:Does anyone have comparitive stats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't have any statistics that I can offer as such, sorry...I do have some feel for it as a person in retail for the things, though. I would say something like 5% of the returns or "serious incidents" that we get are related to a battery problem and...again, sorry for the lack of specifics but a handful of those are actual battery FIRES. Usually it's that the battery has swollen to the point that the phone has kind of split in half or is otherwise compromised, that's what you'd be used to seeing in a bad battery.

      Unfortunately now we're expecting to push and pull so much power out of those batteries that we're up to full on explosions. Lithium iron phosphate batteries apparently don't have that same issue (though I don't know why, I heard it mentioned on a HAM radio program of all things), I don't know why these aren't being used? Perhaps they add too much weight to the phone or the like. In either case, trying to pack all of that electronics PLUS a battery into a package the thickness of a few sheets of paper is asking for trouble. The innards of those batteries are apparently "layered" and if any of those layers should get too close to one another, it can result in a fire similar to the ones that Samsung experienced, but they're by no means more common with Samsung than any other brand in my experience. A certain percentage of lithium ion batteries are just going to fail like anything else, the problem is the amount of danger to the end-user as a result...

    13. Re: Does anyone have comparitive stats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ironically it's because they (for the most part and with some serious exceptions) did the right thing by issuing a product recall. If they simply denied the problem like Apple, they and the manufacturer of the battery pointing the finger at each other and no one ever really being held accountable, I doubt it would have made the news. Instead, it was a sort of shocking moment; you realize the company who MADE the phone considers it so dangerous that they're going out of their way to get them back out of people's hands. Every tech site I've went to since the original recall has been covering it as a result, I think.

    14. Re:Does anyone have comparitive stats by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps they both use the same charger, and perhaps there is a design flaw in the charger that damages the batteries....

    15. Re:Does anyone have comparitive stats by 4im · · Score: 1

      The J5 was released back in April, if it was having the same issue as the Note 7 (August), I'm pretty sure there would have been a lot more news on this.

      Yeah, this really isn't big news. The Note 7 was notable because it had 30 within 2 weeks of release, this is more of a random event and bad luck to the owner. While I would never buy this phone myself (it sounds like a cheap crap Android Samsung cranks out),,I wouldn't worry about more blowing up. Hell, even if a different model Samsung blew up tomorrow, I wouldn't deem Samsung dangerous. Samsung's shipped so many phones now so it's inevitable.

      The J5 may be cheap, but it saves money and offers features in the right places, definitely is not crap. The battery is removable, there's a microSD slot to extend the low built-in memory. The CPU is quite fast, and the screen is absolutely sufficient for me, even if its resolution is much lower than on high-end models. I got mine (a dual-sim model at that) as a bargain for 150EUR (no contract), where a top-of-the-line model would have cost at least 3x that. The only thing I'm missing so far is better sensors (i.e. better precision of the GPS when I go jogging, or acceleration sensors for use with e.g. planetarium apps). I certainly don't feel much of a difference compared to my wife's previous S5Active or my previous Nexus5.

      In the news articles, I didn't see whether the battery used here was the original provided with the device. Given the model's quite recent, I don't suppose the battery to have been replaced yet though.

      A propos exploding batteries, anyone left here who remembers Sony's laptop batteries exploding on-flight? The problem isn't exactly new...

    16. Re:Does anyone have comparitive stats by jeremyp · · Score: 1

      What you mean is that it shouldn't be big news. But because of the Note 7, it will be big news.

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    17. Re:Does anyone have comparitive stats by SuperDre · · Score: 1

      IPhones also do 'blow' up, just like any other smartphone from any other company.. Samsung makes fine smartphones (I don't own one and never have as I don't like the physical button on the front), but I know a lot of people who are VERY satisfied with their Samsung..

    18. Re:Does anyone have comparitive stats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not a phone but a cheap cycle light that could be charged with USB. It was only a small battery, but it still left a burned mark on my desk. I don't know what type of battery it had, but it started burning after half an hour of charging.

  4. very interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's very interesting how the media never stops reporting about when phones from a Korean manufacturer like Samsung explode, yet they don't say much about touch disease and exploding iPhones. It sure looks like there's some racism against Koreans.

    1. Re: very interesting by dislexic · · Score: 1

      Because touch disease never maimed anyone, and iPhones aren't known to combust??

    2. Re: very interesting by The-Ixian · · Score: 4, Interesting

      iPhones aren't known to combust

      http://www.cnn.com/2015/03/02/...
      http://www.digitaltrends.com/m...
      http://bgr.com/2016/10/03/ipho...
      http://www.ibtimes.com/apple-i...

      I think that you could find reports of any device with l-ion batteries exploding/catching fire.

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    3. Re: very interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      iPhones are made in china

  5. battery not phone. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sounds like a defective battery rather than the phone itself.

    1. Re:battery not phone. by arth1 · · Score: 1

      sounds like a defective battery rather than the phone itself.

      Sounds like nothing being defective, except for the brain of the lady who let her 4-year old play with it.
      You don't let 4-year old play with lighters or coffee machines, and you don't let them play with Li-Ion battery powered devices, unless they are specifically child proofed.

  6. All cell phones can explode by ADRA · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The only relevant stat is how frequently a given model does, and if so, what conditions the phone was subjected to when it occurred. A one-off incident is unfortunate but certainly within the realm of possibility (enter any phone here).

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    1. Re: All cell phones can explode by slazzy · · Score: 1

      That's exacty true, these batteries are a powerful and dangerous technology and with them in nearly a billion pockets around the world bad things will happen.

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  7. Holding it wrong by tekrat · · Score: 1

    She was obviously holding it wrong.

    The problem is that she had just been handed it from her son, who probably overtaxed the battery by playing too many games. These are not meant to be devices that are "full-on" 24/7, any more than a laptop is now a "workstation" -- bad things happen when components spec'ed for 4-hr day duty cycle are used for 12 to 18 hours per day and the battery has to be recharged 6 times per day.

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    1. Re:Holding it wrong by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      She was obviously holding it wrong.

      The problem is that she had just been handed it from her son, who probably overtaxed the battery by playing too many games. These are not meant to be devices that are "full-on" 24/7, any more than a laptop is now a "workstation" -- bad things happen when components spec'ed for 4-hr day duty cycle are used for 12 to 18 hours per day and the battery has to be recharged 6 times per day.

      Is this critical information included in the Samsung manual?

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    2. Re:Holding it wrong by PRMan · · Score: 1

      Not to mention, these things are often caused by damage. Letting a 4-year-old play with a Li-ion battery is really not a good idea, if you have ever watched a 4-year-old play.

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  8. campaign by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this sounds like a smear campaign

  9. Because every negative is caused by racism by HBI · · Score: 2

    Bad engineering could never actually happen.

    Better head back to your safe space now.

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  10. Deja vu by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 0
    First the reports:

    Now we see the denials that there is any problem at all, and that all lithium batteries are dangerous

    Next up will be the repeat of the S7 saga. Popcorn time! Gonna be heads asploding in here!

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    1. Re:Deja vu by Nemyst · · Score: 2

      The Galaxy J5 is over a year old (June 2015). Had the problem been the same as the Note 7 (not S7), it'd have been widespread a looooong time ago. This is just an isolated incident (as it happens occasionally) that's getting larger media attention than usual because it's Samsung.

    2. Re:Deja vu by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 0

      The Galaxy J5 is over a year old (June 2015). Had the problem been the same as the Note 7 (not S7), it'd have been widespread a looooong time ago. This is just an isolated incident (as it happens occasionally) that's getting larger media attention than usual because it's Samsung.

      Perhaps isolated. But not all problems are of the infant mortality type. Don't know if you are familiar with the failing electrolytic frrom around 10 years ago. Seems a capacitor manufacturer left out a vial ingredient, and a lot of computers were hit hard when the electrolytics aged too quickly Apple iMacs and Dell were hit pretty hard with this one. Let's hope is is a one-off.

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    3. Re:Deja vu by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 2

      The Galaxy J5 is over a year old (June 2015). Had the problem been the same as the Note 7 (not S7), it'd have been widespread a looooong time ago. This is just an isolated incident (as it happens occasionally) that's getting larger media attention than usual because it's Samsung.

      Perhaps isolated. But not all problems are of the infant mortality type. Don't know if you are familiar with the failing electrolytic frrom around 10 years ago. Seems a capacitor manufacturer left out a vial ingredient, and a lot of computers were hit hard when the electrolytics aged too quickly Apple iMacs and Dell were hit pretty hard with this one. Let's hope is is a one-off.

      The way I heard it, it was actually a STOLEN electrolyte formula, and the thieving chemists didn't know that they didn't have the complete formula.

    4. Re:Deja vu by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      The way I heard it, it was actually a STOLEN electrolyte formula, and the thieving chemists didn't know that they didn't have the complete formula.

      Yeah - that's the story I heard as well. I just figured if there were any company shills around, I'd get modded to oblivion, os I left that part out.

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    5. Re:Deja vu by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      The way I heard it, it was actually a STOLEN electrolyte formula, and the thieving chemists didn't know that they didn't have the complete formula.

      Yeah - that's the story I heard as well. I just figured if there were any company shills around, I'd get modded to oblivion, os I left that part out.

      But it's easy to spot the Shills: They're the people that are constantly accusing OTHERS of being Shills.... ;-)

    6. Re:Deja vu by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      The way I heard it, it was actually a STOLEN electrolyte formula, and the thieving chemists didn't know that they didn't have the complete formula.

      Yeah - that's the story I heard as well. I just figured if there were any company shills around, I'd get modded to oblivion, os I left that part out.

      But it's easy to spot the Shills: They're the people that are constantly accusing OTHERS of being Shills.... ;-)

      So you are the one that has been stealing my checks from Apple, Microsoft, Samsung, Dell, and every other manucaturer or OS provider?

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  11. We need removal battery in phones and not thin by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 2

    We need removal battery in phones and not this must be super thin thing that is going on today

    1. Re: We need removal battery in phones and not thin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Removable batteries would not fix the problem and could make it worse. Trying to cram even more in a phone won't help.

    2. Re:We need removal battery in phones and not thin by Chmarr · · Score: 2

      well, if you're phone is swelling up and smoking you're NOT going to spend the time to crack the back off and remove the battery. You're going to drop that whole thing like a hot rock.

      Also, having non-removable batteries (mostly) stop people using cheap, and likely increasingly-dangerous, third-party batteries. I personally had a chinese knockoff "OEM" battery do the die-and-swell-up thing (fortunately without smoke). If the _proper_ batteries die like this ,imagine what cheap knockoffs would do!

    3. Re:We need removal battery in phones and not thin by phayes · · Score: 1

      Yeah! You gotta be able to jettison the warp coils in case reversing the polarity fails!

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    4. Re:We need removal battery in phones and not thin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey dumbass, The Note 7 didn't have removable batteries and there were far more issues with those exploding than other phones with removable batteries, even with people using cheap knockoffs.

    5. Re:We need removal battery in phones and not thin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The battery in the J7 is removable.

    6. Re:We need removal battery in phones and not thin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, if you're phone is swelling up and smoking you're NOT going to spend the time to crack the back off and remove the battery. You're going to drop that whole thing like a hot rock.

      If it's removable, it'll self eject as it swells up, well at the very least it'll pop the back off.

    7. Re:We need removal battery in phones and not thin by Nemyst · · Score: 1

      Correlation does not imply causation. The Note 7 is an exception rather than the rule for both removable and non-removable battery phones.

    8. Re:We need removal battery in phones and not thin by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 0

      At least you could remove the battery all the time, and put it back only when you need to use it, or when you expect a call.

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    9. Re:We need removal battery in phones and not thin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need one. (Or at least you think you do)

      The public, the market say otherwise. (And by say I mean do. Consumers more often than not say one thing, then do another)

    10. Re: We need removal battery in phones and not thin by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      I've been using inexpensive $5 batteries rather than the approved $30-60 batteries in my phones for over a decade now .
      Only heard of original batteries doing the assplode thing. Reminder they are ALL cheap Chinese crap

    11. Re:We need removal battery in phones and not thin by 4im · · Score: 1

      The J5 is not super-thin (neither thick), and the battery is removable. Also, it features a microSD slot (which is needed, as internal memory is quite low).

    12. Re:We need removal battery in phones and not thin by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      There was an article awhile back that found that a massive amount of the removable batteries on Amazon (like 90%) were cheap knock-offs. I used to be on the removable battery train, but I realized after I bought a replacement battery that looked 95% identical to the real thing that I had gotten scammed. (However, for $10, I just limited use of it and payed close attention when charging it.) Unless Samsung can get Amazon to crack down on the knock-offs, there are likely going to be far more problems with exploding batteries than if they just fix their issue and keep the glued-in one.

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  12. Re:Reeks of BS by negRo_slim · · Score: 1

    Either way, it's a chance to get the latest model! Yeehaaa!

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  13. Load of ... by janoc · · Score: 2

    I am no Samsung lover, but sorry, that article is BS.

    Insinuating that the model is "compromised" because of one freak accident and no other information (such as whether the phone had original battery or has been charged using original charger vs. some cheap fake Chinese special before) it is just sensationalism. There are millions of possible reasons why that could have happened and none related to a manufacturing fault.

    I am in France and cheap and unsafe chargers are ubiquitious here, carried even by "serious" stores like Fnac or Boulanger. Normal person has no chance to know what they are buying. So it is well possible that the phone has been charged by a 3rdparty charger before (most people have several chargers at home for the various gizmos these days) and then the battery blew up a bit later.

    Or the kid could have dropped the phone, triggering the runaway (shouldn't happen, but not completely impossible).

    1. Re:Load of ... by pr0fessor · · Score: 1

      You're right in the US there are third party chargers and car charger available in stores everywhere too that are often cheap and can kill a battery and/or phone. This is not mentioning how badly these devices are often abused.

      It may have only been a small percentage but I have had plenty of electronics die with a fizzle and smoke or batteries that popped and ruined a device over the years. It's always been that way less than 1% of a product line have a defect only now they can post it on facebook and have it go viral.

         

    2. Re:Load of ... by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      But it wasn't even she who was using it ... it was her precious, precious child! Think what could have happened!

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    3. Re:Load of ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The kid probably broke the damned thing.

    4. Re:Load of ... by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

      carried even by "serious" stores like Fnac or Boulanger

      I thought Boulanger would sell Croissant and bread...

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    5. Re:Load of ... by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      But it wasn't even she who was using it ... it was her precious, precious child! Think what could have happened!

      You mean she is just trying to get bandwagon sympathy to start another bandwagon of "witch hunting" to get whatever money she can out of Samsung, thinking they are vulnerable and will bow to her right now?

      Wait, was that too soon or too obvious? ;)

  14. It would be funny/sad by jwymanm · · Score: 1

    If all of these problems did turn out to be software related. Too much bloatware? And they had to destroy all of that awesome hardware.

  15. Re:Reeks of BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    don't talk on the phone to me or my wife's son ever again

  16. Removable batteries not a panacea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My trusty Galaxy S3 has been through a number of batteries over its lifetime. I suspect that Samsung felt they were being clever by making replacement batteries hard to get -- most battery retailers will say that the battery has been discontinued by the vendor. I found this to be not true but they are expensive and one has to dig through the Samsung layers to get to folks who will admit that they can provide fresh factory batteries.

    That being said, every 'genuine replacement' battery I have bought through the major retailers have been counterfeit. Oh, they have the right markings on them to be sure. But none of the fakes bothered to include the near field antenna that Samsung built into the side of the battery.And none of them have the current limiting circuitry in the battery to prevent over charging (death to Li-ion cells). And they all swell over time, no doubt preparing to fail in a more conspicuous way. Like corruption in politics, I am sure that all the parties are just fine with this... it is just the consumer who is getting the shaft.

    Personally, I think cell phone batteries should be standardized and replaceable. I am sure the vendors will wring their hands over this... but I suspect that ploy is nothing more than a cheap way to force people to replace their 'smart' phones. We would get used to the idea... like the AA and AAA cells that rule our gadget life.

  17. This story smells fake by dislexic · · Score: 1

    Battery fires are chemical fires, they don't require oxygen thus can't be extinguished in the typical sense. Maybe it was submerged in water... which would cool it to stop the reaction... but it would be blazing hot and smoking thick white smoke

    1. Re:This story smells fake by Guybrush_T · · Score: 1

      Don't read the BS article from popularmechanics. They didn't even report the age of the kid right (he was 5, not 4).

      The original article (http://www.sudouest.fr/2016/11/06/pau-un-portable-samsung-brule-et-explose-2559368-4344.php, in french) indicates that they just let the phone extinguish itself on the floor and called the firemen, and they intend to sue Samsung since the product was dangerous and could have burnt their kid.

      The original article just reports an isolated incident. Then the US shiftnews system took it to another level of BS.

    2. Re:This story smells fake by Calydor · · Score: 1

      and they intend to sue Samsung since the product was dangerous and could have burnt their kid.

      At the rate things are going, we're going to end up with a generation that doesn't know to let go of something that is too hot for comfort.

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    3. Re:This story smells fake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have to suggest that anyone who wants to use water to put out a lithium fire... DON'T DO THAT.

    4. Re: This story smells fake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're going to sue for something that could have happened?

    5. Re:This story smells fake by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      Sure. Because your kid sipping some too-hot-coco is the same thing as getting sprayed with a chemical fire.

  18. God dun it. by AndyKron · · Score: 0

    This is just God's way of telling Lamya to get to church and accept Jesus Christ as her personal savior. God works in mysterious ways.

  19. Difficult to say possibly only vendor knows by aepervius · · Score: 1

    All I can say is that it isn't difficult to find article about iphone fire either : e.g. https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/32...

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  20. Galaxy J5 sales in France will, um, explode by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 0

    Refugee neighborhoods will snap these up. Still legal to carry everywhere, yet lethal when they feel mildly offended about something.

  21. Her 'partner'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ah, so she's one of them 'libyan' chicks, eh? Let's see some pictures of them doing it. heh heh...

  22. it's a secret game! by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 3, Funny

    <Overlord> N7.
    <Samsung_> aww shit. hit. R3.
    <Overlord> miss! umm... J5?
    <Samsung_> FUCK! another hit. Q9.
    <Overlord> miss, ha! S-
    <Samsung_> NO! NOT S! ANYTHING BUT S!

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    1. Re:it's a secret game! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lolololololol

  23. Dammit, I was just eyeing a J7 by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    This doesn't encourage me :(

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  24. A business suggestion for Samsung by OneHundredAndTen · · Score: 1

    Create an explosives division.

  25. Quickly? by garyoa1 · · Score: 1

    How do you "quickly" put out a battery fire?

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  26. Wrong by SuperKendall · · Score: 0

    Samsung didn't issue a recall for many weeks until forced to.

    Apple has not issued general recalls because they do not have life-threatening errors that Samsung had, since Apple has more competent and careful engineering and Samsung is over-reaching trying to keep pace.

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    1. Re: Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol you're cute.

    2. Re:Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You're a god awful Apple shill, anyone who wants to confirm it look at his posting history.

      How about the iPhone 4 and its antenna issues then, "Super" Kendall? Touch screen death? You could go on and on. If Apple has "more competent and careful engineering" they certainly aren't showing it...meanwhile the people building iPhone components at Foxconn were so upset with their treatment and shitty wages that they started killing themselves, at which point Apple suggested that nets be installed in locations that were popular jumping points.

      Your little pet company has turned into a house of horrors, Kendall. The only way it could be worse is if the cancerous corpse of Steve Jobs put on a turtleneck and started doing WWDC events again. I'm sure you'd be sucking his rotting dick all the way to the end.

    3. Re:Wrong by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      How about the iPhone 4 and its antenna issues then, "Super" Kendall? Touch screen death? You could go on and on

      Then please do.

      1. Antenna issues? Resulted in some dropped calls. Not one iPhone caught fire because of the unfortunate antenna design. But I will give you that that was likely an Engineering failure.

      2. Touch screen "death". NOT an Engineering problem. Rather a Contract Manufacturing and/or Component Vendor problem.

      Oh, and "Super Kendall" was a type of Motor Oil. The Scare Quotes around "Super" are entirely nonsensical.

      And not everyone who has something positive to say about Apple is automatically a "Shill". It just shows how weak you believe your own argument is when you have to resort to ad hominem attacks, rather than facts like I just did.

  27. This happens when... by ctrl-alt-canc · · Score: 1

    ...the smartphone CPU executes a Halt and Catch Fire instruction. Apps available in the google market should be better screened for this serious threat.

  28. Soon Samsung will declare itself an Islamic Caliph by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Allahu akbar!

  29. Battery by phorm · · Score: 1

    I prefer removable-battery models since then I can do a swap while travelling etc, however one of the possibilities with these is also that users may install poor-quality 3rd-party batteries. Before the recent Note7 debacle, a lot of cases where phones went up in smoke was due to crappy batteries bought online from China. Not word yet what the case is here, but just food for thought.

  30. Okay, time to start my company... by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

    I'm going to start a company that analyzes risk potential through temperature, humidity, hardware internals, charging equipment and, of course, batteries... Every single battery in existence. Everything tested will go through a battery (heh) of abuse and destructive real-world scenarios.

    I'll form a government-like entity (like the BBB) that all manufacturers will have to put my company's "safe" logo on in order to prevent .01% of their lost sales per year. I'll charge $7,800 per analysis and $7,900 for "certification with with allowance of logo usage" per each test of every relevant component/device/whatever can have a logo put on it.

    I will start the company, "BS (Betterment of Standards) Testing, Inc."and will support consumers in their frivolous 'show me da money' attempts for a small cut. Every possibly method will be used to cause a harmful situation and be filmed before a live studio audience*.

    What can possibly go wrong? Ah, shit, my Nexus 6 is starting to burn my leg and will only delay the company startup time! First lawsuit starts now!

    If this were a real post, all concepts, names, free money practices, and ideas would be concealed to protect the guilty. All copyrights are null and NUL. Shit, my Nexus 6 is really burning my leg. Nullify this disclaimer.

    <font size="-10">* Only final filming will be performed, and live the audiences are limited to 2 persons or less. Whether they are paid audiences are not is at the discretion of BS Testing, Inc. Indication of paid or not will be in low resolution fine print, sideways on a high-res display for absolute guarantee of 100% truthful and legally-presentable reactions from audience members.</font>

    </humor>