Smart Baby-Trackers Mostly Unnecessary, Say US Doctors (bbc.com)
A group of pediatricians has called for smart health-trackers, designed to monitor babies while they sleep, to be regulated by the same US body that oversees other medical equipment. An anonymous reader shares a BBC report: The monitors, which often take the form of sensors fitted to clothing or nappies, measure signs such as heart rate and breathing during sleep. The data is shared with a phone app. The doctors spoke out after seeing babies being brought to A&E after smart-monitor false alarms. The team from the Children's Hospital in Philadelphia said the devices should be approved by the US Food and Drug Administration (FDA). One brand they mentioned was Owlet, which sells a $250 monitor that tracks sleeping babies' heart rates and oxygen levels via a sensor concealed inside his or her sock. It says on its website that it has already submitted a medical version to the FDA for approval. "For most healthy babies there is not a role for home monitoring at all," said neonatologist Dr Elizabeth Foglia, one of the authors of the opinion piece published by the American Medical Association journal Jamanet.
and you kid will die without you knowing and you will feel guilty
run out and buy it now before your baby dies
Did you try turning the baby off and then on again?
Have gnu, will travel.
Or, you could co-sleep like humans and pre-humans have done for literally millions of years right up to the advent of the split floorplan.
On a serious note, there are some infants who need this - not many, but the old "back to sleep" campaign improved, but did not stop, SIDS.
Look. These "Smart Babies" are dangerous. Regular babies will cry all night and keep their parents up, but when you combine this lack of diurnal schedule with the cunning intelligence of "Smart Babies" you'll have infants crawling out of bed, hatching plots in the middle of the night! Looking for the cookie jar, wandering outside, making off with the silver! Stealing the breath of the family cat!
Smart babies must be monitored! Won't somebody think of the babies?!
-- "Oh. This guy again."
>> When the baby finally falls asleep, most parents *WANT TO* do one thing - go to sleep
> Do you also fall asleep at work?
Several times when she was small, yes. Sometimes drooling on the keyboard, sometimes on the floor, with the pillow I brought to the office. Sometimes I took a vacation day to sleep during work hours.
> What about if the baby falls asleep in the back of a car, does the car suddenly swerve off the road and into a tree?
Rumble strips saved us more than once. Twice we unexpectedly woke up in the parked car, when we didn't make it out of the car after arriving at our destination. A few times we intentionally slept in the parking garage, because taking her out of the car might wake her up.