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Iris Scans and Fingerprints Could Be Your Ticket On British Rail (silicon.co.uk)

Mickeycaskill quotes a report from Silicon.co.uk: Rail passengers could use fingerprints or iris scans to pay for tickets and pass through gates, under plans announced by the UK rail industry. In its current form, the mobile technology is intended to allow passengers to travel without tickets, instead using Bluetooth and geolocation technology to track a passenger's movements and automatically charge their travel account at the end of the day for journeys taken. The Rail Delivery Group (RDG), which represents train operators and Network Rail, said further development could see passengers identified using biometric technology in a way similar to the facial-recognition schemes used at some UK airports to speed up border checks. The RDG said more than 200 research, design and technology projects have been identified to increase the railways' capacity and improve customer service. Other projects include new seat designs that could improve train capacity by up to 30 percent and folding seats that could boost space during peak times, including tables that could fold into seats.

75 comments

  1. This will be awesome! by mellon · · Score: 1

    Just like in A Brave New World! I want to be a Beta. Those Alphas work much too hard. I'm happy to be a Beta.

    1. Re:This will be awesome! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually this reminds me more of Minority Report.
      Not sure which is more creepy though...

    2. Re:This will be awesome! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Epsilon-Minus for me, please. Pure happiness in the simplest of things.

      Before Bernard could answer, the lift came to a standstill.
      "Roof!" called a creaking voice.
      The liftman was a small simian creature, dressed in the black tunic of an Epsilon-Minus Semi-Moron.
      "Roof!"
      He flung open the gates. The warm glory of afternoon sunlight made him start and blink his eyes. "Oh, roof!" he repeated in a voice of rapture. He was as though suddenly and joyfully awakened from a dark annihilating stupor. "Roof!"
      He smiled up with a kind of doggily expectant adoration into the faces of his passengers. Talking and laughing together, they stepped out into the light. The liftman looked after them.
      "Roof?" he said once more, questioningly.
      Then a bell rang, and from the ceiling of the lift a loud speaker began, very softly and yet very imperiously, to issue its commands.
      "Go down," it said, "go down. Floor Eighteen. Go down, go down. Floor Eighteen. Go down, go "
      The liftman slammed the gates, touched a button and instantly dropped back into the droning twilight of the well, the twilight of his own habitual stupor.

    3. Re:This will be awesome! by arglebargle_xiv · · Score: 2

      I'm puzzled about the fact that they're pitching it as a cost-cutting measure. Won't having to hire people to stand next to the fingerprint readers constantly wiping them with cleaning solution so they continue to function increase rather than decrease costs?

  2. First Class by Shane_Optima · · Score: 1

    With a semen sample, you can even get a free upgrade to first class.

    1. Re:First Class by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      a guy goes into a doctor's office for a regular exam.

      the doctor tells the guy, "I'll need to get a blood sample, stool sample, semen sample and urine sample, for today's test."

      guy replies back "here, I'll just give you my underwear and let you sort it all out"

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  3. You don't want to enable TERRORISTS, do you? by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 2

    Not surprising given the Brits obsession with CCTV and license plate scanners. It will probably be this way everywhere soon. I mean, you don't want to enable TERRORISTS, do you? And think of the children.

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    1. Re:You don't want to enable TERRORISTS, do you? by ickleberry · · Score: 1

      Expect the 'Yet more big brother' articles from UK to ramp up a few notches after the Brexit, when they will be the law unto themselves to "protect against terrorists". We had a quiet few years after the last labour government finished

    2. Re:You don't want to enable TERRORISTS, do you? by OneoFamillion · · Score: 0, Troll

      Yep, we have allowed our societies to go bad (multiculturalism, I'm looking at you), and now, instead of setting boundaries for acceptable behavior, we are taking the easy route and succumbing to a control society.

    3. Re:You don't want to enable TERRORISTS, do you? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Expect the 'Yet more big brother' articles from UK to ramp up a few notches after the Brexit, when they will be the law unto themselves to "protect against terrorists". We had a quiet few years after the last labour government finished

      Its not the big brother articles that concern me post brexit. Most Britons will be far more concerned with simply having enough money to put food on the table.

      The pound crashed by 10% overnight after the poll and hasn't even looked like it might be considering even possibly entertaining the idea of potentially thinking about recovery in the last six months. So its fair to say it's going to be down for the long term... and nothing has even happened yet. This will get a lot worse when something does happen.

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  4. Unrevokable keys... by StarryEyed · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...that can be stolen with any camera phone! What could possibly go wrong?!

    1. Re:Unrevokable keys... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh, they're certainly revocable... any pointy fork, etc.,.... just not something you can get replacements on :-)

    2. Re:Unrevokable keys... by quenda · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Its worse than that. Fingerprints are not hashable. So when somebody hacks the British Rail database, millions of fingerprints may hit the black market.

      And you know you should never re-use passwords.

    3. Re:Unrevokable keys... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Everything.

      We need this to happen so that they will stop pushing this shit as the answer to laziness. ("Oh you can't bring a smartcard or remember a password? Fine, we'll use your measurements then.")

      Sadly this will likely still be the answer for ages once they get targeted DNA resequencing working in adult humans. ("Hey Bill, can you let me in? I'm still waiting for my prints to finish resetting.")

    4. Re: Unrevokable keys... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And it will happen, because security is an afterthought even when the subject is security, and govt/corps will overpay vendors who dont grok security.

    5. Re:Unrevokable keys... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      It's even worse than that. Who wants to be the 903,248th person to touch the fingerprint scanner that day? Bring your own hand sanitizer.

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    6. Re:Unrevokable keys... by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      They won't be dirtier than door handles, buttons, hand rails and other stuff you touch every day.

    7. Re:Unrevokable keys... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I tend to avoid touching those things with the tips of my fingers.

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    8. Re:Unrevokable keys... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hah! I couldn't even reliably get my fingerprint to let me into the building I worked in.

      Lots of luck using a scanner that 50,000 people a day have worn down and deposited miscellaneous finger gunk on.

    9. Re:Unrevokable keys... by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      How do you push a button without using tips of your fingers ? And even if you only touch things with other parts of your hand, you'll rest your hands on a desk, or touch other things, and spread the bacteria anyway.

    10. Re:Unrevokable keys... by ncc74656 · · Score: 1

      How do you push a button without using tips of your fingers ?

      Depending on the size and placement of the button, you could use a knuckle, the back of your hand, your elbow....

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    11. Re:Unrevokable keys... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't matter if it doesn't work. This just opens the door for "fixes" to the broken technology which demand even more of your personal/biometric data.

    12. Re:Unrevokable keys... by joboss · · Score: 1

      I would say they're just particularly hard to hash or encrypt. The unrevokable key problem is more significant in the immediate sense in that once someone scans your biolmetrics...

  5. Southern Rail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hahahahahahahhhaha what a laugh

  6. Not About Safety by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This type of government overreach is intended to track every one of us, everywhere, at all times. The whole point is to crack down on dissent. Every government is moving in this direction.

    This has nothing to do with safety or security. Do nothing and watch your liberty disappear.

    1. Re: Not About Safety by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's already vanished..

    2. Re:Not About Safety by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This type of government overreach is intended to track every one of us, everywhere, at all times.

      Okay, but doesn't driverless car/bus travel accomplish the same exact thing, albeit more covertly than iris scans?

    3. Re:Not About Safety by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In order to give the entire world the freedom and right to move to your country, everyone has to sacrifice privacy for security. When you want to be the host for every kind of religion, nation and culture, even when they conflict with others that are already in your country, you need to have a good security plan. For the Brits that plan is giving up privacy.
       
      Not only in Britain though. In my country it's the same. After welcoming hundreds of thousands of new comers from Africa and Asia, the police couldn't even handle the many reports. As an answer to the increased violence and theft, the state chose to put camera's on every major road and in every city center. This didn't stop the crime wave however because more police power is used at the desk watching the images, thus less police to do classic police work. But it provided a new source of income to fund the government spending: tickets for speeding, phoning in the car, eating in the car, ...

    4. Re:Not About Safety by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      What dissent? There is no dissent. The government is unifying the people. Theresa May said so, so it must be true!

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    5. Re:Not About Safety by currently_awake · · Score: 1

      The use of biometrics is to prevent you loaning out your bus pass or rail pass. Even though only 1 person can use it at a time, they want your wife or kid to pay up for their own pass. Of course once they have your biometrics in a government database it would be wasteful not to use it to identify people at anti-government protests.

  7. No Thanks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll walk. these fuckers can go fuck themselves.

  8. Heil Hydra! by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    This is a wonderful plan!

    All tracking to our new glorious leader!

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  9. They're missing the point. by newcastlejon · · Score: 4, Informative

    Actually getting on the train isn't where people waste time. It takes ten times as long to find the ticket you need to buy from the dozen or so alternatives with slightly different names and wildly diverging prices (that are all nevertheless exorbitant) as it does to walk through an automated barrier.

    I had to travel from one end of the UK to the other recently and - this still baffles me - it would have cost about a third as much to fly from Newcastle via Paris to Exeter then back again than it would to get an off-peak return ticket for the train. I'd have probably had more leg room to boot. If I still had a passport I'd have been very tempted to accidentally miss my connecting flight. Think about that for a second... an international flight was significantly cheaper and only marginally longer than taking the train. Something about that just seems fundamentally broken.

    And yet, after all this, one still has to have the train actually turn up; in the case of Southern Rail this is not a safe bet. If - and that's a big if - this ticketing system reduces the prices then I'll give it a try but the train companies do not have a good track record (sorry!) when it comes to refraining from bleeding their customers dry. Something similar already works quite well on buses and the Tube so who knows? I'll try to contain my amazement when the whole thing falls flat on its face and people go back to having to use price comparison websites to find a ticket without needing a mortgage to pay for the blasted thing.

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    1. Re:They're missing the point. by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Informative

      They've stopped doing free delivery for tickets ordered online and they've removed discounts for advanced purchase. The result of the latter is that there's no point booking the ticket in advance, so they no longer have any idea how many people are planning on taking any given train (not they they did much with that information anyway). The outcome of the former is that if you buy your ticket online, you have to collect it from a machine, whereas if you buy it on the day then you can collect it from a human or a machine. If you want a shorter queue, don't buy your ticket in advance - in the worst case, the machine queue is shorter and you're no worse off.

      The fees are weird. It's sometimes cheaper to buy a ticket that goes one stop further than you need (often a lot cheaper) and just get off early. You're allowed to break your trip with most ticket classes, so this is only ever a problem for returns (where if you don't start at the correct point, they can complain).

      The rolling stock is often completely inappropriate to task. For example, the trains to Stansted Airport have a tiny luggage rack at the end of each carriage. Apparently they think that most people going to the airport won't have any checked luggage. If they'd ever been on one of the trains, they'd know this is entirely wrong.

      I guess there's a reason that 70% of the British public are in favour of nationalising the railways.

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    2. Re:They're missing the point. by mikael · · Score: 2

      The problem is that there are so many commuters traveling by train into and out of London that they try and get the load spread through off-peak hours through pricing. And people are commuting from outside of London because of the problems of gang crime and that housing in safe areas is unaffordable - much of the brownfield sites are having huge apartment developments which are simply sold off to international investors in the Far East and Russia

      So if you try and take a train from Liverpool (West Coast) at 8am to Folkestone (East Coast, through London) at 3pm, they figure "oh, you are going through London at peak hours, we better charge you". They tried to charge me around £800 because my journey was at peak times and went through London. I did a ticket split and reduced the price down to just over £200 (which is more than a return ticket to New York in the USA).

      In other parts of the country like Portsmouth, the train station is actually partially over water as it is right next to a ferry terminal. If you take the ferry to the train station, then there is exactly one ticket machine between the platforms and the ferry terminal exits. Sometimes there are only minutes between getting up the exit ramps and your train departing. There simply isn't time to wait 10 in line in a queue to book a ticket. A monthly season pass is the best bet.

      At other stations the biggest holdup is the ticket inspectors who close the barriers at rush hour and try and inspect each ticket individually. On the Isle of Wight you can pay for a ticket while on the train. On the mainland it's a criminal offense not to have paid for a ticket before getting on board a train.

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    3. Re:They're missing the point. by mrbester · · Score: 2

      Re-nationalising.

      It's not so much the new rolling stock (when it gets delivered, a happy little clusterfuck in itself), with vastly inferior seats (but look, charging points for your stuff! Never mind that there's no tables any more and it can't connect to anything because the signal is so dire; why is the Clapham Triangle still a thing?), nor even the piss-poor uptake in new drivers so the existing have to work far more overtime to provide the alleged standard service.

      What annoys customers is that the operators coin it in by claiming from RailTrack after only a 5 minute delay caused by signal or track issues but customers can only claim after half an hour delay (though there was a concession recently down to "just" 15 minutes). Then there's the whole issue with Southern Rail getting paid by DfT (who get the ticket revenue) as a flagship test case for a pure management franchise to be rolled out to the rest of the country so they don't even have to try to run a service as they get paid anyway. And don't get me started on DOO(P) for rural areas...

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    4. Re:They're missing the point. by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      So if you try and take a train from Liverpool (West Coast) at 8am to Folkestone (East Coast, through London) at 3pm, they figure "oh, you are going through London at peak hours, we better charge you".

      This, at least, makes sense. Often this isn't what happens though, and a ticket that goes via London is half the price of one that just does the through-London part. Of course, if you buy the cheaper ticket and then try to use it for only half of the trip, they'll object...

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    5. Re:They're missing the point. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry but some of your statements here are complete bollocks. I take the train regularly and am not a commuter, by regularly approx 2 long trips per month for cycling.

      You are correct that you cannot get free delivery of paper tickets ordered online, however every journey I've taken from London, North, South and West has e-tickets which are free. You can pick up tickets at the station for free as well. Exceptions to this are the complete cunts at Virgin Trains who insist on a paper ticket for your cycle even if you have booked it online (which is almost impossible to do without speaking to an Indian call centre), If anybody from Virgin Trains at Euston is reading this, your systems are shit, your prices are exorbitant and I hope Branson goes bankrupt.

      Anyway the main load of bollocks here is "they've removed discounts for advanced purchase". Thats crap and you know it. I've just brought a train ticket for two adults and two kids to York from London return and we paid £96 for all four of us. A 'normal' ticket if there is such a thing is more than that for one person. All of my tickets are purchased in advance and all long distance ones are massively cheaper. Now some local tickets e.g. villages around the M25 to Central London are not cheaper as they are commuter journeys.

      I agree the fees (who calls a train ticket a fee?, that makes me think you're not from round 'ere), This is done for two reasons,

      1. Whats the maximum price the market will bear.

      2. How do they restrict supply given they have limited resources, seats and standing up.

      I don't agree with it but the train companies have always done this, and BR certainly did the latter as an girlffriends father worked at BR on ticket strategies.

      Now the train companies have changed their T&C's to make buying a ticket to a stop further away and getting off early against their conditions of travel. You buy a ticket to Brighton and get off at Gatwick airport and argue your case. See you in court. I don't agree with it at all, but am just pointing out you clearly know shit.

      I agree the rolling stock is often inappropriate. Thats solely due to the train companies stating in their tender documents they will buy new rolling stock in order to win the bid and then not delivering or buying cheap stock elsewhere and using that. As a case in point the second provider from London to York (National Rail?) uses 1980's coaches for their rolling stock. However they are dirt cheap and I can forgive that.

      If you think Stansted is bad, try Garwick :)

      Anyway, I agree that the train companies should be kicked out and the service renationalised as the UK govt couldn't do as bad as those cunts running the service now. I tend to cycle as

      1. It keeps me fitter.
      2. They have closed to London Bridge to trains from my station in SE London.

    6. Re:They're missing the point. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, that does sound like a fucked up system. I have been in multiple european countries (denmark, germany, netherlands) where rail works wonderfully. In my home country (sweden) you can buy a ticket online, get it in PDF format via mail and just use that from your smartphone screen or print it out yourself. Works great. Of course prices are still too high, so it's only cheaper than car if you travel alone, but the ticket system is good.

    7. Re:They're missing the point. by trash+eighty · · Score: 1

      Plenty of places on the mainland you can buy a ticket on the train too if you get on at a small unstaffed station, though if you get on at a big station with ample ticket buying facilities then they may fine you.

    8. Re:They're missing the point. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nationrail.co.uk is a search tool created by the government that searches all train journeys and offers routes from every provider

    9. Re:They're missing the point. by mjwx · · Score: 1

      I guess there's a reason that 70% of the British public are in favour of nationalising the railways.

      I doubt it's that high (prob numbers from the Guardian). However if the plan was to corpotise the rail network, I think it would be closer to 90%. Corportisation allows government ownership whilst freeing the organisation from govt bureaucracy. Similar to what happens with the BBC, government acts as a shareholder, they can choose who is in charge but gets little say in how the business can run. Its the best of both worlds, private sector efficiency without the requirements to increase profit year on year.

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    10. Re: They're missing the point. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh. East coast of canada here. A train to Montreal is $2000. A plane can be $400; $600 usually. And the fucking rail cuts through downtown and CN won't give it up. Should be a bloody transit lane.

  10. Not for me - Tinfoil Hat by Master+Moose · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I would like my methods of payment and my physical being to be as separate as possible.

    It is invasive enough at the moment that public transport wants to 'force' traceable and easily tracked methods of payment in the name of autonomy and convenience (see Data Collection) and while I doubt they have very little interest in my specific transactions or movements - this doesn't sit easy with me.

    Again, my underwear drawer is clean - this doesn't mean I want to give everyone permission to look through it.

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    1. Re:Not for me - Tinfoil Hat by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 1

      It is invasive enough at the moment...

      oh, so you're going to be one those people that say anal probes are "too invasive", aren't you? ;)

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  11. or by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

    or they could just supply an app for your phone or let you use your credit card as your ticket.

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    1. Re:or by zlives · · Score: 1

      but that only solves the monetary issue, not the tracking bit. i am just glad they are not requiring anal probes.

    2. Re:or by mrbester · · Score: 2

      There's already a contactless card, similar to Oyster, called the Key. Unfortunately, you can't keep both in the same place or you get charged on both in certain regions...

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    3. Re:or by sheramil · · Score: 1
      i expect to see a lot of eyeless and fingerless people staggering around rail stations, screaming.

      well.. a few more than you'd usually see...

    4. Re:or by azaana · · Score: 1

      Unlike now where you tell them I'm going from A to B?

    5. Re:or by zlives · · Score: 1

      "you" is what they are trying to fix, this you could be a cash buyer that bought a ticket for some one else. the anal probe tech makes sure its your ass on the seat.

  12. They will run a promo with a biometric semen extra by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ctor...

    Think about it. You start humping this little box that's attached to the door as the train comes by. You think you're going to be able to deposit genetic materials because that's easier than having your eyeball pierced by a needle. But instead, you get an error, and the doors close, and your penis ends being sheared off. That keeps you from ever reproducing and from ever being able to use the semenic biometric data, so you're forced to walk.

  13. Free Data by U8MyData · · Score: 2

    Really, the only thing left for those who are not incarcerated is, "Just give us a sample of your DNA. We already have everything else." I wonder long term what kind of effect this will have on humankind. If you develop a sense that nothing you do is private, then you become nothing more than a slave to those who have access to the data mine. These agencies have access to so much information, you must now assume that they know more about you than you. I have also wondered who audits this data and can they guarantee authenticity and integrity?

    1. Re:Free Data by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the train system has everyone in the countries fingerprint, and some fingerprints show up at a crime scene, where are the authorities going to go to find out who made those fingerprints?

      Nathan

  14. Wisdom follows, pay attention! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The problem with rail in Britain is not the lack of iris scans and other biometrics, but the lack of electric traction. They replaced coal with diesel after WW2 and got stuck there ever since. They decided the catenary costs too much and only realized a few showcase electrification projects. They are now paying the price several-fold for their short-sightedness.

    > technology projects have been identified to increase the railways' capacity

    The most effective technology to increase a railway's capacity (throughput) is electrification. Acceleration can be increased incredibly, so the sections are vacated much quicker for the next train to occupy it. In Japan, shinkansen star every 90sed during rush hour on the Tokyo-Osaka line.

    The amount of power available in a single e-locomotive can be as much as 6400kW/8700hp. Show me any single diesel loco stronger than 4500hp? Even the mighty russians are playing tricks like joining two diesels with articulation and pretending its a single loco. On the other hand the swiss have 12000hp articulated e-loks working on the legendary Gotthard pass climb. There is no way to compete with 15-25k Volt feed at hundreds of Amps, when using an internal combustion engine. There are hydro dams and nuclear reactors and 4-chimney thermal power generating stations behind every e-lok.

    Furthermore, diesel traction is not good for 200+ km/h (124+ mph) speeds and rather unreliable over 160km/h (100kmph). On the other hand, a universal purpose 4-axle electric loco can merrily pull an 8-carriage pax train at 230km/h or haul a 750m long freight train at 120km/h. A dedicated bulle train can do sustained 320km/h (200mph). Note: in Europe the leviathan sized / double stacked / super slow freight trains of USA and Australia are shunned, the focus is on moving smaller cargo trains quickly, intermixed with pax traffic on the tracks. A single 6-axle electric loco is stronger and faster than 3 american diesels together, even though it weighs only 115-125 tons.

    It is mind-boggling that a rich county like Britain is refusing to electrify its railway, while piss-poor pariahs of Europe like Romania and Hungary hung up a lot of catenary and are now reaping the benefits every day. The lazydoms of Italy and France hugely electrified their railways, allowing their substandard heavy industries to compete very well on the world market and they have bullet trains for pax, like in Japan. Electrified railway traction are also one important reason while Germany pulled so far ahead of UK in all kinds of economy and industry. (More or less nothing remains of London and its subjects than stock exchange brokers and immigrant dish-washers. That's not an economy and the anglo-saxon don't have any hope to catch up, since they lack electrified railways.)

    Bonus: e-loks can last 40-50 years in service, no cheating. In that same time, a diesel loco has been through 2 chassis, superstucture and dynamo and 3 engine blocs, as the ICE's resonance cracks and eventually shakes apart the structure. Bluntly said only the pennant plaques remain original, provided they are not stolen during the years...

    1. Re:Wisdom follows, pay attention! by mikael · · Score: 1

      In London, services are always being canceled when it rains because the flooding plays havoc with the substations and electric lines. You should see the sparks coming off the wheels - it's like they have stuck fireworks under the carriages.

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    2. Re:Wisdom follows, pay attention! by mrbester · · Score: 1

      There are two types of electrification in UK: third rail (the tube has double third rail) and overhead. There's even a line where the stock uses both so has shoes and pantographs (Thameslink). Electrification been around for over a century.

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    3. Re:Wisdom follows, pay attention! by serviscope_minor · · Score: 2

      The problem with rail in Britain is not the lack of iris scans and other biometrics, but the lack of electric traction.

      No that's utter crap. Southern Rail are fully electrified in London and they're still utterly shite. Th problem is that the government is wildly incompetent and seems incapable of running a rail system. Oh also, the Tories basically hate Londoners because they never vote Tory, so they seem to be enjoying fucking over people who always don't vote for them.

      So actually the problem is that they ar both incompetent AND a bunch of cunts.

      Diseel traction has nothing to do with it.

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    4. Re:Wisdom follows, pay attention! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry for the anonymous but can't be arsed to login.

      You make a good point about electrification but most of the commuter lines are already third rail electric. Long distance is indeed still often diesel especially in the West though.

      One of the killers in electrification is the UK's restricted loading gauge [ie physical size envelope of the train cross-section]. This means that many, many bridges and platforms etc do not have the space for cantenary etc. unless you replace the bridge or drop the track bed etc. Hence the stunning cost for electrification of a route. [The absolute nightmare of planning and environmental conditions is also a major issue allied with the sheer urban nature of much of the UK which makes any route improvement a very expensive proposition]. The loading gauge issue has never been addressed really since day 1 and is a nightmare. Note the European continent has as a general rule a larger loading gauge and in many location suffered serious damage to its stations and yards [Germany especially] hence it was rebuilt in the late 1940's. In comparison the UK rail infrastructure suffered only isolated damage which was hurriedly fixed.

      So the UK still has a Victorian-based infrastructure for it's railways. It's not that it's old in itself but it follows paths and infrastructure that was fine in 1880 for steam passenger services but is entirely useless for high-speed 21st century electric services. One positive example for new routes and electrification is HS1 the High Speed from the Tunnel to London. For commuter services alone it has changed a Folkestone->London 1.5 - 2 hour slow journey on a 1950's slam-door death trap to a one hour trip on a modern train.

    5. Re:Wisdom follows, pay attention! by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      piss-poor pariahs of Europe like Romania and Hungary hung up a lot of catenary and are now reaping the benefits every day.

      Probably paid for by EU grants.

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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    6. Re:Wisdom follows, pay attention! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      > Probably paid for by EU grants.

      Uh? Hungary has been electrifying railways at the national grid frequency (50Hz AC) since 1932, the first in the world to do so. At that time there was no EU or UN around, but the silly League of Nations.

      Romania has been electrifiying since the early 1960s, back then the lunatic communist dictator Nicolaie Caucescu was in power (he was put to musketry in 1989). That time EU was known as the European Coal and Steel Alliance, which consisted of only about 7 free world countries.

      Even currently, the EU only supports buying rolling stock, e.g. Stadler FLIRT EMUs but the catenary and misc. trackside infrastucture must be paid for by the national budget. Luckily, EU finances only those vehicles meant for the 25kV / 50Hz AC traction system, so the rich guys like Germany, Austria, Sweden with their legacy 16.7Hz AC system cannot get any EU funding, all goes to France and Eastern Europe! German taxpayers are not exactly happy about that.

    7. Re:Wisdom follows, pay attention! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > One of the killers in electrification is the UK's restricted loading gauge

      The UIC standard for 25 kV / 50 Hz AC traction contains a special concession requested by the british, which allows lowering the catenary voltage to 1/4th (6250V) in restricted spaces, like tunnels and under bridges or overpasses. It was not implemented in practice, which shows the problem is lack of will, rather than load gauge in Blighty.

  15. Fingerprints should not be used by markdavis · · Score: 2

    and iris scans are an improvement, but there is something better (faster, cheaper, less abuse potential)...

    Using fingerprints and allowing third-parties and governments to have access to that data is unacceptable. Not only because the government should have no need to track what people are doing but because the gov should not have fingerprint registration data (which will be horribly abused) . Once you give this data to the government (or big business), it will NEVER be erased or restricted, regardless of claims or laws- it will go into huge databases and shared between all agencies and used however they want for as long as they want. Even worse, with every crime investigation, you will be searched without probable cause.

    There is only one safer and practical biometric I know of- that is deep vein palm scan. That registration data cannot be readily abused. It can't be latently collected like DNA, fingerprints, and face recognition can. You have to know you are registering/enrolling when it happens. You don't leave evidence of it all over the place. When you go to use it, you know you are using it every time. And on top of all that, it is accurate, fast, reliable, sanitary, unchanging, live-sensing, and cheap. If you must participate in a biometric, this is the one you should insist on using.

    Example: http://www.m2sys.com/palm-vein...
    More info: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    Regardless, we also need to realize that IT IS NOT EVERYONE'S BUSINESS WHAT WE ALL DO. The first step in securing freedom is privacy. When you are tracked, you are losing your freedom, whether you realize it or not. Anonymous purchasing and traveling should be a right, not a harassment.

    1. Re:Fingerprints should not be used by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only because the government should have no need to track what people are doing but because the gov should not have fingerprint registration data (which will be horribly abused) . Once you give this data to the government (or big business), it will NEVER be erased or restricted, regardless of claims or laws- it will go into huge databases and shared between all agencies and used however they want for as long as they want.

      In my country there's nothing I can do about it. If you want to start a company, there go your data. It is inescapable.

      In the other hands, biometric data are public. You leave fingerprints everywhere, anyone can record your gait, even your eyes. Elvis has left the building.

  16. When people look, they often touch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The real problem with letting other people rummage through your underwear drawer is that they'll be touching your intimate things with their own grubby, unwashed appendages.

    1. Re:When people look, they often touch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is the real goal with such scanning and tracking methods as well.

      Nothing turns them on like rubbing their herpes all over your undies and folding them back 'fore you get home. You shouldn't have written that report that makes their "alternative facts" look like some sort of lie.

  17. Re: They will run a promo with a biometric semen e by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fecal sample instead?

  18. Why do I care? by s.petry · · Score: 1

    I have copies of your fingerprints and retina scans I can use at any time.

    Oh wait...

    That is a joke, just in case an authority reads it..

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    -The wise argue that there are few absolutes, the fool argues that there are no probabilities.

  19. Archbishop of Canterbury loses train ticket by Latent+Heat · · Score: 1

    With the biometrics, we will all be in this situation.

    The Archbishop is on a train to visit a local church to preside over a Confirmation service. The conductor walks past the compartment (this is the old-style train in England) and calls out, "Tickets, please!"

    As the Archbishop is fumbling for his misplaced ticket, the conductor assures him, "That's quite alright, m'lord. We know who you are."

    The Archbishop replies in frustration, "That may be fine for British Rail, but I have no way of knowing which stop is mine!"

  20. Just when you think they couldn't get creepier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isnt it already enough that they do all but put a camera in everyone's asses over there? Gunless Gestapo wants more biometric data while under the guise of easing the lives of a public already too docile as it is. We bitch about the baby boomers, but their ignorance of tech is the only thing keeping governments from going too far. You can tell the population and life expectancy differences between the U.S. And GB.

  21. inverse hyperloop by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

    Pressurizing the carriages will make the passengers smaller, so they can be stacked closer together.

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  22. Really??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    British Rail: Founded 1 January 1948, Defunct 2001. Are we going back to the future?

  23. How kind of them! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're doing it for their customers! Not so they can get a massive fingerprint and iris database from people who have never been charged with committing a crime...

  24. Northern Rail by stebbo · · Score: 1

    Really? Northern Rail have recently introduced new paper tickets ahead of barriers that can read them. Consequently they have to have staff stood next to the barriers to check the tickets visually and swipe passengers through. Only recently have we got updated barriers at Bradford Interchange. I can't imagine them being able to introduce any modern system in an effective, efficient manner. The invest in new ticket machines would be crazy too.

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    Ashes to ashes and dust to dust, if the women don't get you the whiskey must
  25. I'll believe it if I see it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Posting anonymously for fairly obvious reasons.

    If you have ever worked with any party to do with the railways you'll have a degree of scepticism.

    For an IT project to proceed it will need:

    (n+1) rounds of negotiations with Network Rail, the train companies, the rail regulators, rail safety boards....

    n*(n+1) arguments to settle competing, mutually incompatible systems

    several years of faffing around to draw up requirements of a quality/granularity of "it must accept fares" or "it must have a rapid response"

    several more years getting suppliers to tender - and wondering why they won't go fixed price with the "requirements"

    the selected tenderer will then have to deal with numerous conflicting fiefdoms within the many organisations and also deal with the numerous IT decision makers, review committees and various branches of the "Ministry of 'NO'"

    if they do manage to deliver anything, will have several rounds of "it's not what we want"/"but it is what you asked for" and prolonged contractual arguments

    then the Byzantine fare structures will change and there'll be complaints and questions on TV consumer programmes about "it didn't give me the 'when the moon is in the seventh house and Jupiter aligns with Mars, 47 day booked in advance special deal' fare"

    Of course by that time the originators of the idea will have been paid and will have moved on.

    Cynical? me??