Dutch Town Pilots Lightlines To Help Distracted Smartphone Users Cross the Road (autoexpress.co.uk)
An anonymous reader writes: A Dutch municipality has introduced pedestrian traffic lights specifically designed to help smartphone users avoid stepping into traffic by displaying a colorful strip of light on the pavement. Built by Dutch firm HIG Traffic Systems, the new +LightLine light comes with a LED strip that illuminates the pavement with a horizontal strip before the road crossing. Smartphone users looking at their phone will see the color of the strip beneath their feet before stepping out into the road.
All these kludges do is breed better idiots. Time to let darwin clean house a bit.
Need I say more?
Ok, fuck it, I am done with user friendly. This is too far. Some people deserve to be hit by cars. Instead of this, let's revise traffic laws so that cars that mow down people using smartphones aren't liable for anything. Maybe we can pay drivers who mow down smartphone users a bounty.
Why not use small fines and bring some revenue into the local government?
“Common sense is not so common.” — Voltaire
What they should've done is pass a law so that drivers can't be held legally responsible or sued for injuries distracted smartphone users suffer.
Smartphone users looking at their phone will see the colour of the strip beneath their feet before stepping out into the road.
If the two separate eye-level light indicators and the survival instinct you've been genetically encoded with don't grab your attention, it seems unlikely a third, foot level light strip will do it.
Let's be honest: You can be distracted merely thinking about something else when you should be paying attention. Hell, a driver who is paying attention might very well prevent a pedestrian impact... should we now then beam "Warning! Pedestrian!" into the vehicle's stereo speakers?
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
Ernest Hemingway
And those who have some basic cognizance of their environment will simply see the LEDs under their feet.
But this will be a great boost to the longevity of those who walk around on public streets wearing VR goggles.
At least it's probably cheaper than the 120K EUR squirrel bridge near The Hague and will get used more than 5 times:
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Because the chicken didn't
This teaches the wrong behavior and makes them less prepared for roads without lightlines or malfunctioning lightlines.
"Love heals scars love left." -- Henry Rollins
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I've fallen off your lawn, and I can't get up.
Seriously, at what point do we finally just let stupid people kill themselves?
-Styopa
o Why did the smartphone user cross the road?
o Wasn't paying attention, didn't notice the chicken waiting for traffic to clear the crosswalk
Good news, though... free fried pedestrian at my place tonight!
I've fallen off your lawn, and I can't get up.
Check out iLook for road crossing assistance. The basic version performs an effective real-time check for oncoming traffic. iLook Pro looks both ways.
I've got a better idea. Rather than warning strips, they should install cameras to take pictures of the idiots that are too addicted to their phones to obey traffic signals. Then they should post those pictures on the internet so we can publicly shame them. After all, most phone addicts only care about one thing more than their phone, and that's how others feel about their online persona.
I don't know. I suppose we could ask Reince Priebus.
Have gnu, will travel.
As Described in this article Eindhoven, Netherlands has solar powered blue and green glowing bike paths. No surprise, as Philips was headquartered here for years and the town grew-up in the electric lighting industry.
Why do we want to save these people, again? I guess they could potentially cause a lot of damage to vehicles that it would be nice to avoid. Their elimination from society very well may be worth the cost, however.
I sooooo hope this is humor ...
It is, but the basic idea is sound ...
What is needed is for cars to be tracked at all times (as self-driving cars will be anyway) and then using either data from the centralised tracking server or via proximity to the phone (or both), the smartphone will direct people where, when and how to cross the road safely. I think too that we need to fine anyone attempting to cross a road using such an underdeveloped and untrustworthy bio-tech such as "eyes," ... some people are just so stupid! Unless, of course, said eyes were augmented via connected glasses ...
Better to be despised for too anxious apprehensions, than ruined by too confident a security. --Edmund Burke
Whatever happened to the saying
Look where you walk.
Not joking. I live in London, we've tried a couple of experiments by just stopping, as one does, and morons on mobiles (may I suggest the hashtag #moronsonmobiles) just bump into you. A few apologise, most do not. So, let's get rid of the lot. Nothing that you need to do on your phone is that important, even looking at pictures of cats.
On y va, qui mal y pense!
I for one, am in favour of putting up a length of string at ankle height - also called a tripwire - at said crossings. Much cheaper, lower tech and thus less finicky, and will also teach people to pay attention to their surroundings.
Free, as in your money being freed from the confines of your account.
Pretty amazing the number of highly scored posts promoting autodarwination of own species. In other words voting *against* safety measures for an acknowledged safety issue. Personally I think a flashing fullscreen big red icon that displays in response to broadcast danger signals would be better but seriously traffic accidents from people ultrafocused on data has got to be one of the bigger threats to readers. Personally I have been in some near misses with bikes
due to reading slashdot while walking.
Even if this benefits those dang stupid people and their dang phones most of all, I think I'd be happy with it if it means potentially preventing me from doing something we are ALL prone to doing: occasionally screwing up.
Jesus fuck, THANK YOU. I walk to work every day, and I cross a busy dual carriageway, and at least 10-15 roads. I pay attention, but there will be the odd time when a song comes on my phone or a text comes through and I'll be momentarily distracted enough that I miss a crossing that this would stop me doing.
If occasionally losing 100% focus on what you're doing is "stupid", there's not a clever person on this earth.
"It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him." - Tolkien
why not broadcoast a warning directly to the smarphone?
We are lowering the bar. We should darwinism simply kick in.
We did. The result was Trump. It's a work in progress, but with him in charge, there's the potential to get rid of ALL those pesky humans.
"Transparent" is a shit show that trades on every stereotype going. A man in drag is NOT a transsexual.