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Vibrator Maker To Pay Millions Over Claims It Secretly Tracked Use (npr.org)

An anonymous reader quotes a report from NPR: The makers of the We-Vibe, a line of vibrators that can be paired with an app for remote-controlled use, have reached a $3.75 million class action settlement with users following allegations that the company was collecting data on when and how the sex toy was used. The We-Vibe product line includes a number of Bluetooth-enabled vibrators that, when linked to the "We-Connect" app, can be controlled from a smartphone. It allows a user to vary rhythms, patterns and settings -- or give a partner, in the room or anywhere in the world, control of the device. Since the app was released in 2014, some observers have raised concerns that Internet-connected sex toys could be vulnerable to hacking. But the lawsuit doesn't involve any outside meddling -- instead, it centers on concerns that the company itself was tracking users' sex lives. The lawsuit was filed in federal court in Illinois in September. It alleges that -- without customers' knowledge -- the app was designed to collect information about how often, and with what settings, the vibrator was used. The lawyers for the anonymous plaintiffs contended that the app, "incredibly," collected users' email addresses, allowing the company "to link the usage information to specific customer accounts." Customers' email addresses and usage data were transmitted to the company's Canadian servers, the lawsuit alleges. When a We-Vibe was remotely linked to a partner, the connection was described as "secure," but some information was also routed through We-Connect and collected, the lawsuit says.

113 comments

  1. Huh by war4peace · · Score: 5, Funny

    There's a bad vibe about all this...

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    1. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? I thought it was a touching story.

    2. Re:Huh by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      You're probably using the wrong setting. Or at least, someone is.

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    3. Re:Huh by s.petry · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh yes it is, oh yes it, oh yes, ohhhhhhh

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    4. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They have got themselves in a sticky situation

    5. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The correct first post was: "I've got a bad feeling about this..."

    6. Re:Huh by arglebargle_xiv · · Score: 1

      You're probably using the wrong setting. Or at least, someone is.

      So it wasn't on medium high then?

    7. Re:Huh by pslytely+psycho · · Score: 2

      A little to the left now, yeeeeeessssss, ohhhh god! That's it......

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    8. Re:Huh by haruchai · · Score: 1

      "Customers' email addresses and usage data were transmitted to the company's Canadian servers, the lawsuit alleges"
      Oh, Oh, CANADA!!

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      Pain is merely failure leaving the body
    9. Re:Huh by Dangerous_Minds · · Score: 1

      Relax, the maker won't be getting off on this one.

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  2. But your honor, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was just market research. Everybody does it.

  3. Wat? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2

    Does anyone think that a person who would use a Internet of things Dildo would are about being tracked? Might even be a form of exhibitionism.

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    1. Re:Wat? by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Husband's and crazy stalkers and shady adult cam site operators.

    2. Re:Wat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems strange that people would care about the tracking in a dildo. After all, how many people are OK with Windows 10?

    3. Re: Wat? by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      That's 'cause people expect shit to leave tracks. ;)

    4. Re:Wat? by Sir+Holo · · Score: 2

      Does anyone think that a person who would use a Internet of things Dildo would are about being tracked? Might even be a form of exhibitionism.

      Yes. People who believe that they have privacy through a privately-owned pair of devices should not have to think about the technological perspectives.

      Everyone needs to get off, but not everyone has a deep understanding of tech.

    5. Re:Wat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Says someone who's clearly never had Facetime sex.

    6. Re:Wat? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Says someone who's clearly never had Facetime sex.

      Very, very, clearly.

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    7. Re:Wat? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      It's not actually an IoT device. The vibrator itself doesn't have any internet connectivity. It connects to your phone via Bluetooth and an app. It was the app that was sending data back to the manufacturer.

      That may seem obvious to us, but remember that the average person doesn't think of it that way. There still isn't much realization that all apps get internet access and many of them spy on you with it.

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    8. Re:Wat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does anyone think that a person who would use a Internet of things Dildo would are about being tracked? Might even be a form of exhibitionism.

      No matter how many times people repeat this nonsense on Slashdot, it does not change the simple fact the average people do not understand this. Average people do not realize yet that "internet connected" means "spyware." They still think that they can buy an IoT device, like a vibrator, and use the features in honest privacy. It's a big problem. If we wanted to make the world a better place, we would push for a boycott WeVibe and anyone else caught doing this shit.

    9. Re:Wat? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      No matter how many times people repeat this nonsense on Slashdot, it does not change the simple fact the average people do not understand this. Average people do not realize yet that "internet connected" means "spyware." They still think that they can buy an IoT device, like a vibrator, and use the features in honest privacy. It's a big problem. If we wanted to make the world a better place, we would push for a boycott WeVibe and anyone else caught doing this shit.

      The idea that humans are entitled to wander around in blissful ignorance of every damn thing in the universe, that someone else is responsible and that learning about things is somehow the worst possible thing tht anyone can do, is as our friends across the ocean say - utter shite and bollocks.

      We've been seeing this sort of inanity where people try to invalidate the laws of physics. Every time there is a snowstorm here in the Northeast, a whole shitload of Einsteins learn but do not learn that you cannot go 85 miles per hour, 3 feet from the person in front of you, on snowy roads in a whiteout. We had a fine 40 some car pileup a week or so ago.

      Then after these, one of these geniuses can be found on Television, blaming the weather people, and the road maintenence crews for not knowing exactly where that whiteout would occur. Bullshit in the extreme.

      Ignorance is never ever an excuse, except for stupid people who would rather blame all their problems on someone else. The internet was never designed to be secure. If people don't know by now that anything you put there is open, and people will do what they will with that data.

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    10. Re:Wat? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      That may seem obvious to us, but remember that the average person doesn't think of it that way. There still isn't much realization that all apps get internet access and many of them spy on you with it.

      If people don't understand by this time that "apps" send data to someplace. That if there is data, it must be there for some reason. Then they simply never will. Shall we kill the internet because decades after it's inception that some folks don't and I postulate either can't understand, or just don't care.

      People managed to masturbate since there were people, long before the internet. If they think that a special "app" is now needed to jill off, they need to get a grip.

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    11. Re:Wat? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Not all apps send stuff. My firewall confirms it. And the ones that do, you might reasonably expect to keep your masturbatory habits private.

      It's not the consumer that is wrong here, it's the manufacturer.

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    12. Re:Wat? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      The idea that humans can keep up with all new threats is utter shite and bollocks. I assume from your attitude that you test all your food to make sure it isn't poisoned and check your car for car bombs whenever you get in it. If not, you're relying on others to either do their jobs or not be actively malicious. To have a functioning society, we need some level of trust in each other.

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    13. Re:Wat? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      The idea that humans can keep up with all new threats is utter shite and bollocks. I assume from your attitude that you test all your food to make sure it isn't poisoned and check your car for car bombs whenever you get in it. If not, you're relying on others to either do their jobs or not be actively malicious. To have a functioning society, we need some level of trust in each other.

      Trust? Exactly. But trust works both ways. I have great trust that applications on my smartphone are getting data, and that someone is interested in that data. I trust that if I put personal and or private information on that application, that it is possible for it to escape into the wild, either via the manufacturer of the application, or various actors or groups of actors who enjoy or are paid fof their activities.

      For most of us, it will be the former.

      I don't even disagree with the fine these assholes are paying. Good for them.

      Now that being said, I'm not willing to say that the users never ever had any knowledge that putting personal information into such an application might get out. Unless these are people who never watch the news, never installed any other Application with a screen where they have to acknowledge that the program they are installing collects data about them, they simply have to know.

      Unless you are saying that people are specifically not supposed to read the information before they accept the install, that it is somehow teh intelligent thing to do.

      The ascendency of stupidity, where all of the victims are vindicated because they can't be bothered to read and understand.

      As for your questions that seem to want to invalidate my argument, I do have a tendency to look at my food before I eat it. You can tell a lot of things about it from looking at it. As well, if I take a taste, and something is wrong with the taste - I won't eat it. How odd that you would promote the opposite.

      And nope - I don't check the car for explodey things. But it's interesting you would use that analogy.

      Because if I were engaging in activities that might get me a pipe atteched to the ignition switch - you're damn right I'd check it.

      Just the same way if I put a wanktracker on my smartphone. If you don't want it out there, don't put it out there.

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    14. Re:Wat? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Exactly what information was available before the install? It seems to be easier to assume rather than to find out. In specific, did the vibrator app notify its users that it collected enough information for personally identifiable vibrator use? Or did it emphasize the link between phone and vibrator?

      Android app permission screens suck big-time. There's no penalty for asking for more permissions than the app actually needs, because users typically just click through because there's not much they can do. The permissions are per app, rather than in iOS, where some permissions are granted as the need comes up. There's no way to tell, in Android, what a given app is going to do with its permissions. It's as if it were designed to blame the users rather than to assist them.

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  4. Didn't see that cumming by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    IOT vibrators, what could go wrong?

    1. Re:Didn't see that cumming by sl3xd · · Score: 1

      Thankfully, a whole lot less than you'd see with using IOT for a pacemaker or implantable defibrilator.

      Somebody needs to make it a plot point in a sitcom...

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    2. Re: Didn't see that cumming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vibrators that turn into cameras...

    3. Re: Didn't see that cumming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vibrators that turn into cameras...

      You're making a basic assumption that's completely wrong; you're assuming they're going to be used by hot (or at least aesthetically acceptable) females. What you don't realize is that it's just as likely (if not more so) to be used by fat, ugly, or otherwise disgusting females -- and probably a fair number of homosexual men. Now, do you really want that to have a camera embedded in it? Maybe if your particular kink is extreme masochism!

    4. Re: Didn't see that cumming by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

      sssh, the poster deserves to find out the hard way

    5. Re:Didn't see that cumming by s.petry · · Score: 4, Funny

      IOT vibrators, what could go wrong?

      A chipped blue tooth?

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    6. Re: Didn't see that cumming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... going to be used by hot females ...

      Think of the job opportunities: Censoring pussy pics so the rest of us see only the hot females, or the gay porn.

      ... used by fat, ugly, or otherwise disgusting females ...

      A lot of men aren't fussy, since casual sex doesn't mean much and those fat or ugly women like fucking too. It's why we have beer and the doggy position.

    7. Re:Didn't see that cumming by quenda · · Score: 0

      Cum? It is "coming to orgasm", so why do illiterates spell it with a "u"?

      "cum" is a Latin word meaning "with", which survives in place names, e.g. Cockshutt-cum-Petton in Shropshire. Or a 17th century English spelling of "come".

      Is it a deliberate illiteracy intended to give an air of vulgarity, like fuck vs make love? Or should that now be "fuk"?
      Or perhaps simply that schools in some places are failing to teach the language of sex, and burning all the dirty books? I blame American puritanism. (or it that -izm in US English?)

    8. Re:Didn't see that cumming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly you haven't figured this out but in the context of sexual liasons, "cum" has been used long enough that it's an established new word. It refers to both the act of reaching climax, and the ejaculate itself.

      That's the thing about the English language, it evolves, often quite rapidly. Using Latin to argue your point is like using a horse buggy manual to argue with a mechanic, it's generally not relevant anymore.

    9. Re:Didn't see that cumming by omnichad · · Score: 1

      neologism happens from time to time.

    10. Re:Didn't see that cumming by quenda · · Score: 1

      Neologisms are generally new words or new meanings. We stopped mucking about with spelling since dictionaries became popular.

      Possibly "come" as a noun is a neologism? I've noticed that Americans love turning nouns (e.g. action) into verbs and vice versa. That can be good. Sometimes.

    11. Re:Didn't see that cumming by quenda · · Score: 0

      "cum" has been used long enough that it's an established new word.

      But it is nothing new at all. It is an old meaning of an old word. ( Kids these days think they invented sex :-)

      I was just whining about the recently mutated spelling, which is totally not cool in English.
      I believe it happened because young people were familiar with the word only from spoken English, and failed to realise it was from the verb "to come".
      It has not replaced the "proper" spelling,

      Big cum-vs-come discussion here:
      https://stronglang.wordpress.c...

    12. Re:Didn't see that cumming by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Slang getting an alternate spelling (often due to poor/lazy pronunciation) and becoming a word in its own right is how a lot of new words make it into the dictionary lately (including the abominable "bae").

    13. Re:Didn't see that cumming by quenda · · Score: 1

      Slang getting an alternate spelling

      Surely you mean "alternative" :-) Alternate used to be a perfectly good word with its own meaning - alternating current, alternate Tuesdays, etc.

      (including the abominable "bae").

      I had to google that one.

    14. Re:Didn't see that cumming by thomn8r · · Score: 1

      neolojism happens from time to time.

      FTFY

    15. Re:Didn't see that cumming by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

      Oh the hilarity. I'm really mad at him... wait until I see him!!! Guy comes in... OK Buster, I'm whoa....Maa... MMMMMMMMMMMM OMG I feel wonderful! Yes, yes yes yes....

    16. Re:Didn't see that cumming by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Surely you mean "alternative"

      Another example right there.

      From Google:

      2. NORTH AMERICAN
      taking the place of; alternative.
      "the rerouted traffic takes a variety of alternate routes"

    17. Re:Didn't see that cumming by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      That's still okay. Try using the USB option. Tried missionary, and it didn't fit. Tried doggy style and it didn't fit. Tried missionary again and it slide right in. It doesn't make any sense.

    18. Re:Didn't see that cumming by quenda · · Score: 1

      Yes. Well spotted.

  5. Pretty big story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there any news outlet that isn't carrying it?

  6. Kelly Anne Conway by Billly+Gates · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ah so it wasn't the microwave. She must of got her appliances confused and left the wrong one out. Doh

    1. Re:Kelly Anne Conway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      one of the most accomplished women on the planet

      You are one seriously confused individual.

    2. Re:Kelly Anne Conway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure the comment would be even funnier if Kelly Anne were a man. Also I'm amused at the though of Obama wiretapping Trump's vibrator.

      Also it's one of the most accomplished liars on the planet. It's got nothing to do with gender.

    3. Re:Kelly Anne Conway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, +5 funny for an incoherent and ungrammatical post that I think is supposed to be attacking one of the most accomplished women on the planet? What are the odds that Billly and all of the upmoderators consider themselves to be feminists?

      If you go look above your bathroom sink, I think you'll find the reason why Trump won, and why he'll win again in 2020.

      Someone who is a liar and claims her microwave is spying on her losses my credibility and respect. Especially for a Whitehouse job representing the President! I don't care about what shape her genitals are or her success at this point.

  7. What was the basis of the suit? by BitterOak · · Score: 1

    I get that it's creepy and all that they would be collecting this stuff, but precisely what law was being broken? Is there a statute about sex toy usage privacy?

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    1. Re: What was the basis of the suit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PIPEDA. Companies in Canada must disclose what information is collected and why and only use it for the intended purpose.

    2. Re: What was the basis of the suit? by BitterOak · · Score: 1

      PIPEDA. Companies in Canada must disclose what information is collected and why and only use it for the intended purpose.

      According to the summary the lawsuit was filed in Illinois, so I doubt Canadian law would apply.

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    3. Re: What was the basis of the suit? by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 2

      The summary also says (emphasis added):

      Customers' email addresses and usage data were transmitted to the company's Canadian servers, the lawsuit alleges.

      /sarcasm Isn't international law fun?

    4. Re:What was the basis of the suit? by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      This shows you shouldn't even be worrying about what law, because your understanding of the legal system is too oversimplified for you to get into details.

      What does a "tort claim" even mean? That's what a lawsuit generally is. If you know even what the legal basis of going to Court to ask them to order somebody to give you money, then you would not ask a stupid question like "precisely what law was being broken?"

    5. Re:What was the basis of the suit? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      From what I recall it was specifics about collecting the data in an identifiable way while saying it was actually just anonymous collection in the EULA or something like that. Can't remember right now, but all in all it was a technicality. This isn't some win for users over data gathering.

    6. Re: What was the basis of the suit? by BitterOak · · Score: 1

      The summary also says (emphasis added):

      Customers' email addresses and usage data were transmitted to the company's Canadian servers, the lawsuit alleges.

      /sarcasm Isn't international law fun?

      I'm aware of that, but the post I was responding to was talking about a Canadian law. Last time I checked, you can't bring suit in a U.S. federal court over a Canadian law.

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    7. Re: What was the basis of the suit? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "Last time I checked, you can't bring suit in a U.S. federal court over a Canadian law."

      There are these magical things we have called treaties, which quite often allow for such behaviors to be tried regardless of jurisdiction.

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  8. Unexpected? Shouldn't be. by AlanObject · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In ages past, people had to learn not to stand where a mule might kick or step, then don't picnic on railroad tracks, then look both ways before crossing the street, then obey traffic lights. At some point it became common knowledge that electricity was dangerous if you came in contact with it, and radiation could cook you. Did you know not all TV ads are trustworthy? I knew that 50 years ago. There are simple steps you can take to make sure nobody steals your money out of the bank.

    I don't think you could name a decade in the past century or even two where some nugget of knowledge about the world passes into common knowledge. Things that people would be considered stupid or illiterate if they didn't know them.

    Today people should know that anything plugged into the Internet and sends data into it is subject hacked and its data stolen. Sometimes by exploit and sometimes by design. Actually people should have known that 20 years ago if not 30. Longer than that I made the decision to never ever write something in an e-mail or post to a message board (no web then) that I would be upset if it were published on the front page of next day's paper.

    This lawsuit strikes me as akin to someone suing an auto maker because they didn't look both ways before crossing the street. If you don't want someone to know how often you masturbate and how, just don't put it over the 'net. M'kay?

  9. Well at least share the stats by swb · · Score: 1

    Usage frequency broken down by demographics.

    1. Re:Well at least share the stats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Users: 875 Females, 32 Males, 2 Other.

    2. Re:Well at least share the stats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Users: 239 Females, 636 Heffalumps, 32 Males, 2 genome unknown.

      ftfy

  10. Interesting by mewsenews · · Score: 1

    I wonder how this case relates to the "diagnostics and usage" option that many software packages ask you to enable. Did they settle just because they never presented the user with that deliberately opaque checkbox?

    1. Re:Interesting by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      No I think it was more to do with collecting information that identifies specific people along with the data.

  11. Re:Unexpected? Shouldn't be. by Mike+Van+Pelt · · Score: 2

    I recall in a reading textbook some 55 years or so ago, a plot point in a story was some kids singing a song about someone whose idea of lighting was kerosene lanterns or candles, who checked into a boarding house, got ready for bed, "... and then he blew out the gas."

    Oh poor Mr. Jones, oh poor Mr. Jones
    We'll never see him more,
    Until we meet again some day
    On that far-away beautiful shore

    Point being, any environment you're not familiar with can have unfamiliar hazards, that the people living in that environment know well to avoid.

  12. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Seriously, collecting email addresses and connecting the data with that is madness. They deserve everything they get now.

    But still: collecting such data in a way that does not allow to identify users is of course a treasure trove of empiric data you would NEVER get by asking people or by just thinking about the problem at hand (ha!). There is some real knowledge to gain here. It's really down-to-the-ground empiric facts that you can learn here to better serve your customers.

    I fear that too often the privacy problems with this kind of data are a reason people throw this out of the window. Companies that fuck up the privacy implications here are doing things just wrong. Being able to get your feet on the ground when it comes to real usage data can be useful for everyone. It's a kind of empiric grounding that is almost impossible to get in any other way. I think we can learn an awful lot from broad data gathering, but we really need to make sure that people are not exploited personally while doing so. There's so much out there to learn and to understand and broad empiric real-world data is the best way to understand things. Just make sure that people can trust you. I fear it's almost too late for that. And I really hate that. Empiric data is the foundation of all knowledge.

    1. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, collecting email addresses and connecting the data with that is madness. They deserve everything they get now.

      Apparently they deserve vibrate full on, non-stop and heat full on, no limits, no safe words accepted..

  13. Same reason not to... by s.petry · · Score: 1

    Become a gynecologist. A family friend when I was a teen luckily saved me from long contemplation of that career.

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    1. Re:Same reason not to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, maybe 9 out of 10 women are ugly but that 1 hottie really worth it lol...

      captcha: grab them by the pussy.

    2. Re:Same reason not to... by Evtim · · Score: 1

      Let's burn some karma...long ago, when I considered medicine as career someone told the following joke:

      Court case - gynecologist sued for homicide. The judge asks the accused to explain himself. " Well, your honor, in my line of work [sorry for the french] I see pussies every day, all day long. I go home and it continues - the wife has some pains, the daughter needs spiral adjustment, it never stops! So that night I was going home after particular heavy day and this woman stops me and says - mister, give me five bucks and I'll show you what a pussy is! - I could not resists myself!"

    3. Re:Same reason not to... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Let's burn some karma...long ago, when I considered medicine as career someone told the following joke:

      Court case - gynecologist sued for homicide. The judge asks the accused to explain himself. " Well, your honor, in my line of work [sorry for the french] I see pussies every day, all day long. I go home and it continues - the wife has some pains, the daughter needs spiral adjustment, it never stops! So that night I was going home after particular heavy day and this woman stops me and says - mister, give me five bucks and I'll show you what a pussy is! - I could not resists myself!"

      You appear to have forgotten to include the promised joke in your post.

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  14. Talking Dildo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I became suspicious when my dildo started talking to me.

  15. so... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    did they establish the world record for time to orgasm?

  16. What's the big deal? by wickerprints · · Score: 2

    I for one, welcome our new teledildonic overlords. Make America Vibrate Again!

  17. When it comes to the IoT by DatbeDank · · Score: 1

    Always assume that they're connected to the internet and spying on you.

    1. Re:When it comes to the IoT by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Always assume that they're connected to the internet and spying on you.

      And even if they aren't, that they have backdoors that can and will enable that at a whim. If a thing has a remote upgrade capability, assume that it one day will start spying on you, even if it doesn't now.

    2. Re:When it comes to the IoT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But their statistics won't tell them if the vibrator usage involved backdoor use or not.

    3. Re:When it comes to the IoT by Dripdry · · Score: 1

      Spying? Putting it in that light isn't helpful.

      If that's spying, then the anonymous usage statistics that nearly every application for the last 20 years has been collecting and sending home on the internet is spying.

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    4. Re:When it comes to the IoT by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      RTFS. The plaintiffs claimed that the data was collected with email addresses attached. This isn't anonymous data collection.

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  18. No Longer Just Searching For Dick Pics? by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

    Who put the NSA in a Christian summer camp?

  19. Microsoft must be worried by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope someone is preparing a similar class action suit against Microsoft's illegal spying in Windows 10 (and the similar updates in Windows 7/8), seeking much higher damages.

  20. The fine seems a little stiff. by jasonbrown · · Score: 2

    Just kidding! Actually a crime of this magnitude shouldn't be taken lying down.

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  21. DDOS by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

    Someone had to say it.

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    rediculous.
  22. It's a dildo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article "a" dildo, never "your" dildo.

  23. Quite a deal by hajile · · Score: 2

    Paying 3.75 million for what is probably the most detailed study the industry has ever had. A team of market researchers would cost far more and yield far inferior results (even in anonymous studies, people lie and/or forget).

    1. Re:Quite a deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The sad thing is that it's 3.75 million for being idiots. Anyone with a brain knows that there is little value in mapping the identities of the users with usage, and a whole lot of downside. I think most users would have been fine it the app was stripping the ID of the user from the data before it left the device. It's valuable information on how the product is used that can be used to develop, and improve future products.

    2. Re:Quite a deal by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      It's quite expensive when they could have instead collected a hashed number and buried the tracking in 40 pages of EULA like every other company. I'm sure that would have saved 3.749million dollars.

  24. Re:Unexpected? Shouldn't be. by buss_error · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Today people should know that anything plugged into the Internet and sends data into it is subject hacked and its data stolen.

    Granted. However, the issue here isn't that it was "hacked and stolen" - the data were used without informed consent. Was it buried in the EULA, contract, written in invisible ink? The key here is the concept in contract law that a meeting of the minds has to occur. Obviously, if people knew their masturbatory habits would be put up for sale to the highest bidder, they would have avoided this product.

    I find extremely objectionable your arrogant and superior attitude vis-a-vi "what people should know", not that you'll give a single whit about that. I object to it because when you get caught with "your finger off your number" and goof up, my experience is that you're going to be screaming in supersonic frequencies about how "unfair" it all is. A little imagination and empathy isn't too much to ask of someone. And yes, I'm aware you will be indignant and angry with my observations. Not that I'll give one whit about that, either.

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  25. Re:Unexpected? Shouldn't be. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I made the decision to never ever write something in an e-mail or post to a message board (no web then) that I would be upset if it were published on the front page of next day's paper."

    That's called "chilling effect". They have shut you up.

    Self censorship is an effect of surveillance and it is a feature, not a bug.

  26. Re:Unexpected? Shouldn't be. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm betting it was a natural gas light, not kerosene. You put out a kerosene lamp, it's out, that's all there is to it. Blow out a gas light and you blow up or, if you're lucky I guess, asphyxiate. You do a good job of making your point, though :)

  27. Re:Unexpected? Shouldn't be. by Waccoon · · Score: 1

    If you don't want someone to know how often you masturbate and how, just don't put it over the 'net. M'kay?

    It's quickly coming to the point where if I don't want to be tracked, I have to give up 99% of everything.

  28. Hah! Fooled them! by PPH · · Score: 1

    Registered my We-Vibe with the e-mail alias Wayne Tracker

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    1. Re:Hah! Fooled them! by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      I initially read that as Wang Tracker.

      I think I may have found a new disposable e-mail address with Wayne Tracker.

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  29. Re:Unexpected? Shouldn't be. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dumbass, that's what Mike Van Pelt wrote. He didn't make a mistake in the post, you just have poor reading skills. Note that "...and then he blew out the gas." is in quotes in his post. Referring to the text in the literal story he read. The narrator in the story he's relating knew that it was a gas lamp, the kid that blew out the flame didn't.

  30. Re:Unexpected? Shouldn't be. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I for one have to agree with AlanObject

    When you go out of your way to purchase a vibrator that sends and receives data over the internet, I don't know what form of empathy you expect when you become shocked and appalled at the fact the vibrator send and received data over the internet.

    I can't feel bad for someone that doesn't understand that sending data over the internet means *sending data over the internet*

    That's the type of thing reserved for very small children that are still learning the ways of the world.
    (A group that should not be involved with the current product of topic)

    You lost the right to complain about the thing being told what to do from the internet and responding that it has done it the moment you chose to buy a device specifically advertized and sold for the purpose of being told what to do from the internet and responding that it has done it.

    Take some freaking responsibility for your choices and stop pretending like you weren't informed about what would happen, when it says it right on the box.

  31. Re:Unexpected? Shouldn't be. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When you go out of your way to purchase a vibrator that sends and receives data over the internet, I don't know what form of empathy you expect when you become shocked and appalled at the fact the vibrator send and received data over the internet.

    At this point do I ask, are you posting as an Anonymous Cowards because you're lazy or because you honestly believe you're an Anonymous Coward? And would you mind at all if someone were to dox you for your post?

    The idea of a "reasonable expectation of privacy" holds for a lot of situations where you could, hypothetically, be monitored. The idea of "harassment" holds for a lot of situations where you could, hypothetically, just ignore the acts of others. But we have laws in place to try to enforce privacy. And we acknowledge the harassment is an offense that can be restrained and possibly receive legal sanction if continued. It's not enough that something is possible. A large part of society and law is about what should be regardless of the possible.

    Monitoring your vibrator usage or having to seriously worry the vibrator will be hacked and kill you* aren't acceptable.

    * Not sure if it's even possible in the stated device, but quickly turning on/off the device might result in a short, explode the battery, etc.

  32. ubiquitous surveillance by jmcvetta · · Score: 1

    Your phone is ALWAYS spying on you.

    Welcome to 1984. War is peace. Lies are facts. Hate is love. Freedom is slavery. Surveillance is privacy. Ignorance is strength.

    Thank you, please drive thru.

  33. Re:Unexpected? Shouldn't be. by buss_error · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Take some freaking responsibility for your choices and stop pretending like you weren't informed about what would happen, when it says it right on the box.

    Except, wait for it - it doesn't say that on the box or anywhere else

    So should we expect that anytime we do anything simi-private (make a phone call, kiss your SO, talk to your doctor) that we have no reasonable expectation of having it, you know - private? Such may be a utopia for you, but I find it distressing, alarming, unconscionable and un-American.

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  34. So this means... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they now know who the biggest female wanker is. Maybe a trophy would be in order.

  35. Re:Unexpected? Shouldn't be. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are totally missing the point. The lawsuit is more akin to someone suing an auto maker because they filmed you having backseat sex using the camera that they claimed only serviced the alarm.

    And yeah I'm sure if that happened you'd say "what do you expect if you buy a car with a camera in it" and ramble on about how you only ever drive a stick-shift because you don't want some damned gearbox deciding when to declutch.

  36. Re:Unexpected? Shouldn't be. by houghi · · Score: 1

    Obviously, if people knew their masturbatory habits would be put up for sale to the highest bidder, they would have avoided this product.

    Obviously you have no idea what obviously means.
    This is just one device where people are tracked and the data sold. It has happened in the past and will happen in the future over and over again, till law will take action that is.

    John Olliver had it right that when he did the Interview in Russia with Edward Snowed that people would not mind to be spied on, untill it was about looking at their dick pics.

    This goes a bit deeper (see what I did there) than just a dic pic and that is why there aws an outrage.

    Almost everything you have and that has data transfered will sell its data at one point or another if that is allowed.

    People where upset when Mucrosoft was tracking everybody and everything, but no real outrage and no lawsuits. The same for every other situation till now.

    So the people who decide politics (companies are people too) will change the law so it will become legal.

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  37. Re:Unexpected? Shouldn't be. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hey, Asshat, the internet didn't exist 30 years ago.

    So explain to me how something could be "plugged into the Internet "???

  38. Re:Unexpected? Shouldn't be. by AlanObject · · Score: 1

    hey, Asshat, the internet didn't exist 30 years ago.

    So explain to me how something could be "plugged into the Internet "???

    It was called the ARPAnet then. And yes I had access to a PDP8 and other systems that were "plugged into" it. And we sent messages over it. And it was realized almost instantly by many that private information could be exposed that way.

    And others chose to ignore the blindingly obvious and sometimes got in trouble over it.

    Pro tip: please realize that something can exist sooner than the first time you were aware of it.

  39. Re:Unexpected? Shouldn't be. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I object to it because when you get caught with "your finger off your number" and goof up, my experience is that you're going to be screaming in supersonic frequencies about how "unfair" it all is. A little imagination and empathy isn't too much to ask of someone. And yes, I'm aware you will be indignant and angry with my observations. Not that I'll give one whit about that, either.

    Welcome to Slashdot, where the really important thing is how smart AlanObject is and there's nothing else to discuss, because of course the world is just.

  40. Re:Unexpected? Shouldn't be. by Dripdry · · Score: 1

    It was anonymized data. All it collected was stuff like time of day and settings; the vibrator didn't ask for your social security number, date of birth, bank account number, and names of friends!

    No, this class action suit is a troubling and CLASSIC version of Americans getting all worked up about sex as well as getting money because litigation.
    They collect anonymous usage stats on software and hardware constantly. his just happens to refer to sex.

    Grow up, America.

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  41. Re:Unexpected? Shouldn't be. by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    Today people should know that anything plugged into the Internet and sends data into it is subject hacked and its data stolen

    In which case no one would ever do online shopping, banking, etc.

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  42. hilary clinton is that you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lol

    1. Re:hilary clinton is that you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah but if you give her the $3.75 million she will give a speech after the trophy has been handed out.

  43. Re:Unexpected? Shouldn't be. by AlanObject · · Score: 1

    In which case no one would ever do online shopping, banking, etc.

    I do all those things and more. Like doing this posting behind a pseudonym.

    Unlike some, I have no illusion that my privacy with regard to those actions is absolute or in some cases not protected by law. So I always keep awareness what the consequences would be if my activities were made public with my real name. Then assess the risk of exposure at different levels.

    With that awareness you can do a quick risk/benefit analysis. Then make a rational decision based on personal values. Not just charge ahead heedlessly and expect a settlement when it turns out Zuckerberg wanted marketing data on you all along.

    P.S. now that you made be write the above I confess I am having difficulty as to determining what the "benefit" to me was in writing the above.

  44. Re:Unexpected? Shouldn't be. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually you are an idiot or too lazy to read.
    The vibrator does not connect to the internet. It connects over bluetooth with your own phone.
    It is the app that decided (like many other apps, mind you) to send the data to the home office

    While I doubt there was any malice, and quite a few of my female friends would be OK with sharing anonymous data, the fact is that the app breached the customer trust exactly the same way many other apps before (and I am sure later)

  45. lol) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    here on site there are girls?

  46. Not what I meant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can I just say this isn't quite what I meant when I told you where you could take your IoT devices and stick them?