1.6 Billion-Year-Old Plant Fossil Found In India (phys.org)
Complex multicellular life began 400 million years earlier than we thought, according to a Phys.org article shared by Slashdot reader William Robinson:
Scientists found two kinds of fossils resembling red algae in uniquely well-preserved sedimentary rocks at Chitrakoot in central India. One type is thread-like, the other one consists of fleshy colonies. The scientists were able to see distinct inner cell structures and so-called cell fountains, the bundles of packed and splaying filaments that form the body of the fleshy forms and are characteristic of red algae... The oldest known red algae before the present discovery are 1.2 billion years old. The Indian fossils, 400 million years older and by far the oldest plant-like fossils ever found, suggest that the early branches of the tree of life need to be recalibrated.
Everyone knows the world is only 6,000 years old, folks. This fossil is a conspiracy by the Chinese, believe me.
in the program of the guys who created our universe as a sim for a class project, or whatever.
400 million years discrepancy, hey, it's not like that's a P1 bug.
I love the way in the 21st Century we keep reading news headlines that end in "... than previously thought". Its always science news, too. Something or the other is always ..................... than previously thought. =) Of course updating what we "know" according to new data is a good thing. But its striking how often ".... than previously thought" appears in the news.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Elon Musk put an AI chip in its head.
On its resume, claims to have 2.4 billion years of experience with photosynthesis 2.0.
Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
When contacted the fossils said, through a translator, " Our son got a job in America and emigrated, and our daughter got married and moved to London. When our grandkids were small we used to visit USA because baby-sitters cost more than round trip flight tickets from India. After the grand kids grew up and the medical insurance became too expensive, we stopped visiting. We were left behind in India".
sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
Definitely wrong. The world is 4.6 billion years old, so claims of 3 billion years of experience in photosyntheris would be credible. Any Indian fossil worth its salt would claim 5 billion years of experience.
sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
All know this is false, because you can't carbondate stone...
Wait, the Earth is older than 6,000 years?
LoL
Damping absorbs vibrations. Dampening is caused by moisture.
Great article, good job!