No one's brain is more superconductive than mine, believe me. It superconducts thoughts directly from my tremendous anus, which is a 10, I bet you didn't know this, several former presidents have told me it's a 10, and even the president of the Boy Scouts called me up to say, "Mr. President, you have the most beautiful anus I've ever seen," and those thoughts come out of my mouth, because from the perspective of brains, it's very stable and superconductive, folks.
Mooch, what are you doing? I need you back here at work. We're about to have a tremendous meeting, I need your help thinking of some vulgar nicknames for Senators. We're going to invent the best nicknames, believe me.
We're going to have tremendous cyber, folks. You and me, we'll have the best cyber. We're going to have so much cyber, you're going to say "Please, Mr. President, I'm so tired of cybering!" It's going to be some very great cyber, believe me.
Julian, if you're listening, the check is in the mail. It's a bigly check, believe me. You're a great guy, many people are saying you're the greatest person to witness the Civil War. We're going to make the best prison pen pals, believe me.
No kidding. Hell, my browser has 6 different Slashdot logins stored *right now*, not counting all the other ones I've used going back 15 years. Email addresses would be practically impossible, even going on a "best effort" basis. I give out a new email address every time I sign up for a different website or get tied into some store's rewards program.
Phone numbers are likely to provide some real intel, but the whole idea of collecting social media accounts is laughable on its face. It's preposterous to think some evil-doer is going to fill out a visa application and truthfully put down "@al_jihadi_death2america" in the section for Twitter accounts. They'll just leave it blank or fill in some dummy account.
More lies! My artificial tanning center, on the 9th floor of my building, runs on the biggest amount of bootleg electricity in the world. It takes tremendous watts to run all those lights and sprayers, believe me. Failing Con Ed can't find the 9th floor because I started my floor numbers at 10 instead of 1. SMART!
And what about the cheeto POTUS is not highly irregular?
FAKE NEWS! I have a bowel movement every day, folks. The media says this, says that, says I'm irregular, it's lies. Just ask my doctor, I'm more regular than any man ever elected president, believe me.
If the federal government is subsidizing e911 - is there an agency that audits that spending and the network?
Here's the thing, folks, some really smart people are saying the federal government DID subsidize 9/11. Regular 9/11 was bad enough, I don't want an e-9/11 on my watch, folks. My cyber experts, Barron Trump and Rudy Giuliani, and by the way they're great cyberers, Steve Bannon has told me these two are the best at cybering, they're going to make sure any attempt at e-9/11 doesn't succeed, believe me!
You sound like you have a lot of experience consulting for the Republican party. I have a few openings in my administration if you're interested! Russian fluency is a plus, believe me.
Send me on the next moon mission, folks. I'm so full of hot air, no oxygen generation systems would be needed. I love drinking pee, bigly, so we don't need to bring much water along. And I'll do my own excavation while I try to build a hotel, so lunar sample collection is taken care of. We'll be saving money everywhere, believe me.
FAKE NEWS! We're engaged bigly with Russian law enforcement. All I have to do is give them a name, and that guy has a heart attack the next day. It's tremendous, folks!
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No one's brain is more superconductive than mine, believe me. It superconducts thoughts directly from my tremendous anus, which is a 10, I bet you didn't know this, several former presidents have told me it's a 10, and even the president of the Boy Scouts called me up to say, "Mr. President, you have the most beautiful anus I've ever seen," and those thoughts come out of my mouth, because from the perspective of brains, it's very stable and superconductive, folks.
Mooch, what are you doing? I need you back here at work. We're about to have a tremendous meeting, I need your help thinking of some vulgar nicknames for Senators. We're going to invent the best nicknames, believe me.
Dubbed "Chubby 5" for its huge size
Tremendous thanks to my best friend, President Xi, for naming his rocket after me. Any time you need some chocolate cake, let me know!
That reminds me of someone else!
The result was observed at SLAC also.
Yes, you're right! SLAC is also trying to indoctrinate our youth into a life of hardons! SAD!
How can you trust CERN when their own website keeps talking about hardons? I'm not under investigation for having a hardon, believe me!
We're going to have tremendous cyber, folks. You and me, we'll have the best cyber. We're going to have so much cyber, you're going to say "Please, Mr. President, I'm so tired of cybering!" It's going to be some very great cyber, believe me.
Julian, if you're listening, the check is in the mail. It's a bigly check, believe me. You're a great guy, many people are saying you're the greatest person to witness the Civil War. We're going to make the best prison pen pals, believe me.
The CEO is a 25 year old, ignorant, narcissistic millennial.
Does anyone have his number? I'm asking for a friend, who definitely isn't looking to appoint a new White House Chief of Staff, believe me.
John Miller
Okay, but what's the argument in favor of keeping lawyers?
I can't defend myself!
What if I need $350 million to pay off some bad hombres in Russia, can you help?
Those air currents are playing hell with my golf score!
No kidding. Hell, my browser has 6 different Slashdot logins stored *right now*, not counting all the other ones I've used going back 15 years. Email addresses would be practically impossible, even going on a "best effort" basis. I give out a new email address every time I sign up for a different website or get tied into some store's rewards program.
Phone numbers are likely to provide some real intel, but the whole idea of collecting social media accounts is laughable on its face. It's preposterous to think some evil-doer is going to fill out a visa application and truthfully put down "@al_jihadi_death2america" in the section for Twitter accounts. They'll just leave it blank or fill in some dummy account.
I'm watching the hearing, folks, and I can't believe these traitors. How do they all know I like to wear a mask when I get peed on? Lock them up!
There are plenty of pro-Trump stories posted to Slashdot. Hell, there have been pro-Trump articles about that exact topic posted to Slashdot:
Stop with the bullshit persecution/victim complex, already. The world isn't full of "sjw hillary fans" out to get you.
Everyone knows the world is only 6,000 years old, folks. This fossil is a conspiracy by the Chinese, believe me.
But they all know how to vote! Now who wants a slice of pizza?
More lies! My artificial tanning center, on the 9th floor of my building, runs on the biggest amount of bootleg electricity in the world. It takes tremendous watts to run all those lights and sprayers, believe me. Failing Con Ed can't find the 9th floor because I started my floor numbers at 10 instead of 1. SMART!
And what about the cheeto POTUS is not highly irregular?
FAKE NEWS! I have a bowel movement every day, folks. The media says this, says that, says I'm irregular, it's lies. Just ask my doctor, I'm more regular than any man ever elected president, believe me.
If the federal government is subsidizing e911 - is there an agency that audits that spending and the network?
Here's the thing, folks, some really smart people are saying the federal government DID subsidize 9/11. Regular 9/11 was bad enough, I don't want an e-9/11 on my watch, folks. My cyber experts, Barron Trump and Rudy Giuliani, and by the way they're great cyberers, Steve Bannon has told me these two are the best at cybering, they're going to make sure any attempt at e-9/11 doesn't succeed, believe me!
You sound like you have a lot of experience consulting for the Republican party. I have a few openings in my administration if you're interested! Russian fluency is a plus, believe me.
Send me on the next moon mission, folks. I'm so full of hot air, no oxygen generation systems would be needed. I love drinking pee, bigly, so we don't need to bring much water along. And I'll do my own excavation while I try to build a hotel, so lunar sample collection is taken care of. We'll be saving money everywhere, believe me.
Make the moon great again, send me up!
Today, Apache no longer runs
You must get your news from Breitbart. Excellent choice, believe me!
FAKE NEWS! We're engaged bigly with Russian law enforcement. All I have to do is give them a name, and that guy has a heart attack the next day. It's tremendous, folks!
There are 5 million illegal bots, and they all voted for me, believe me!