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Yes, You've Still Got Mail (recode.net)

Veteran technology columnist Walt Mossberg, writes: Like radio, email isn't dying, it's just changing. Over the past decade or so it's become much more like postal mail. It's not the place you expect to find a greeting from a friend or even a timely update from a professional colleague. Instead, it's a mix of junk mail you hate and discard, plus bills and missives from businesses you also hate but can't discard. [...] Still, despite all signs to the contrary -- and many predictions -- email is not dead. In fact, some analyses suggest that it's growing. Few people can afford to be without it. It hasn't expired; it has morphed. There are lots of reasons email persists, even as faster and simpler forms of communication proliferate and your personal communications likely have mostly migrated elsewhere. But one big one is that new types of media channels rarely totally kill off old ones, even though everyone predicts they will. The old ones just adapt and change. Back in the day, television was supposed to kill off radio, but radio gradually saved itself by dropping the programming TV did better (like dramas and variety shows) and starting to focus on playing hit songs and hosting political and sports talk shows. I think something similar is going on with email. Once the king of digital discourse, email has surely been dethroned by an army of alternatives: Vast and numerous messaging services; photo- and video-oriented sharing on social networks or the photo apps of Apple and Google; business tools like Slack. I get the latest pictures of my granddaughter through iCloud photo sharing. I get the latest discussions of how we plan to cover stories on The Verge or Recode through Slack. My editor and I collaboratively edit my stories inside Google Docs. Ten years ago, all those things would have been done via email. Back then, when a reader wanted to tell me I was an idiot (or worse) for something I wrote, I got an email. Now, they tell me on Twitter.

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  1. Most of the alternatives he describes... by QuietLagoon · · Score: 5, Insightful
    ... are specialized, i.e., to see photos, I have to go to this site or run this app; to communicate, I have to visit this other site or run this other app, etc.

    .
    The reason why email isn't dying is that it is general purpose and enduring, and does not seem to require to the latest internet fad app in order to work.

    1. Re:Most of the alternatives he describes... by TWX · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yep. Everyone has access to e-mail, and the protocol is open so everyone can send and receive e-mail. Every platform in the last twenty years supports it too, and even the old retrieval protocols like POP3 and IMAP are still widely supported in addition to all of the new Enterprise-grade stuff.

      E-mail as-implemented does have weaknesses, but those are in the specifics of how SMTP was designed back in the day, with no good way to verify identity and no good way to limit unwanted e-mail, the double-whammy that lets spam and other malevolent e-mail traverse the Internet. It would probably be better to develop a new protocol that would ultimately replace SMTP but from an end-user point of view still function largely the same as people are used to. After all, there were e-mail protocols prior to SMTP, POP3, and IMAP, even predating using the Internet as a medium (remember Fideonet anyone?) so it's not like there's something inherently special about SMTP that requires its continued use.

      One could implement dual-protocol servers, that attempt to use the new protocol first, and only fall-back to SMTP if there's no mail exchanger capable of using the new protocol on the other end. There would have to be rules prohibiting relay across protocols though, no new-protocol messages get sent via SMTP and no SMTP gets translated through the new protocol except within one's organization for last-mile send/delivery. That might be the hard part to implement.

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    2. Re:Most of the alternatives he describes... by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      It's all marketing blurb. All the new "services" are E-mail, IRC, and yes ICQ rehashed a zillion times over.

    3. Re:Most of the alternatives he describes... by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      Perhaps I should have said 'talk' instead of ICQ as well.

    4. Re:Most of the alternatives he describes... by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that before "social networks" we had finger and plan files.

    5. Re:Most of the alternatives he describes... by Grishnakh · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The problem is getting everyone (or even a critical mass) to adopt it. Email was created back in a time when academia was running the internet, and wasn't interested in marketshare, profits, vendor lock-in, etc. It became universally adopted, and then when the internet became commercialized email was a necessity so the corporations had to adopt it or else be irrelevant. Now it's not like that. The corps won't adopt any kind of open, universal standard on anything (look at the mess that exists with IM protocols: open ones are shut down in favor of closed, proprietary ones). Google could create an open standard for email 2.0, and Microsoft and Yahoo will refuse to adopt it, for instance, and without support in MS Exchange/Outlook/OWA, it won't go far. MS could make email 2.0, but of course their version is going to be vendor-locked somehow and require license fees from others to implement.

    6. Re:Most of the alternatives he describes... by Frobnicator · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It is also telling that most of the communications alternatives can send you emails when something arrives.

      You can get an email update if new tweets are added and not checked, an email update when people post on your facebook wall, an email update when someone touches your google doc. Slack emails me if I've got messages when I wasn't logged in. iCloud sends an email notice. And for developers in particular, all kinds of monitors and services send email when there is a problem, not a tweet or wall post.

      Email is the current universal standard, the fallback when the other specialized communication fails. That suggests something more fundamental about its nature if you pause to consider it.

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    7. Re:Most of the alternatives he describes... by Deep+Esophagus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The general purpose nature of email is a bit reason I still use it extensively. Also...

      • * Not limited to 140 characters
      • * Better handling of conversation threads
      • * Better at handling mixed media (audio, photos, PDFs, office documents all attached to a single message)
      • * More control over formatting
      • * Easier to organize, archive, and search for past conversations

      I'm a member of a group that works together doing voiceover and audio book projects, and the guy running the show uses not just facebook but specifically the Messenger feature within Facebook for all our discussions and planning. The result is that there's a single chat window going back three months containing every conversation we ever had without any search capability, sample clips attached with no way to save them to an external device (you can only play them back within Messenger), and don't even get me started about the animated GIFs that I have to see over and over again whenever I open that chat pane.

    8. Re:Most of the alternatives he describes... by b0bby · · Score: 5, Informative

      That's exactly it. I don't have to care that John is using Skype for chat and Jane is using Slack; I can email them using whatever provider and client combo I like and it will get to them. There's a lot to be said for that.

    9. Re:Most of the alternatives he describes... by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      The difference is 'social networks' use the royal we. Whereas Slashdot uses the actual local we.

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    10. Re: Most of the alternatives he describes... by dougdonovan · · Score: 1

      email is considered a legal document and will stand up in a court of law.

    11. Re:Most of the alternatives he describes... by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      The online buddy list part of ICQ was pretty cool, though. Faster than using finger on a dozen different systems to see who was around.

    12. Re:Most of the alternatives he describes... by Casandro · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes, and there is no pressure to replace e-mail. E-mail has it's weaknesses, but they are not bad enough to warrant a change.

      The technochnology that would be ripe for a complete replacement would be the "web". Those standards are getting way out of hand, spiraling into their doom of evergrowing complexity, with browsers both having security problems and not fully supporting the growing array of partly useless functionality the W3M tries to cram into them.

      E-Mail was never meant to be extensible so it was easy for it to escape that doom. A 20 year old e-mail program is just as useful as a new one, while a 20 year old browser will probably crash once you try to open google.com.

    13. Re:Most of the alternatives he describes... by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The reason why email isn't dying is that it is general purpose and enduring

      It's exactly the app we need for the problem we want to solve. I doubt it will ever die, it's too useful.

      I don't know who comes up with this is dying thing that justifies the articles suggesting it's a well known fact. Desktops are still around and my preferred platform for 99% of computing. Laptops are foisted on me by my employer (and no doubt drive sales volumes), but I don't care about them, they're too anemic to do things I enjoy, and barely tolerable in most cases for things I am paid to do. I have yet to work for anyone where I didn't ultimately make them buy me a powerful desktop, or scrounge one out of parts IT thought it had disposed of.

      The kinds that corporations are buying rank and file employees could be replaced by a mobile phone or tablet, except that the people making them don't want them to be used that way (because margins -> 0). This all sounds desperately like marketing astroturf disguised as reporting.

    14. Re:Most of the alternatives he describes... by fisted · · Score: 1

      I think the problem is that you can't have both, decentral and no unsolicited mail, because if you want the latter, there's got to be some authority that gets to decide who's legitimate and who isn't.

      I consider spam a necessary price to pay for a truly open and decentral communication system.

    15. Re:Most of the alternatives he describes... by chrysrobyn · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A 20 year old e-mail program is just as useful as a new one, while a 20 year old browser will probably crash once you try to open google.com.

      I admit I lose track of time regularly, but a 20 year old e-mail program -- Eudora, Elm, what have you -- had no ability to parse HTML e-mail. I spend most of my time checking my e-mail with my phone and occasionally with a web browser and I use a desktop client every other month or so. I did find myself inspecting the source a few times last month, and I did have a few e-mails without the plain text equivalent. My conclusion was that there are e-mail clients or companies who send HTML only e-mails. This means old e-mail clients from 20 years ago would not be useful.

      Email is changing, but far more slowly.

    16. Re:Most of the alternatives he describes... by Casandro · · Score: 1

      Well HTML-Mail is mostly spam anyhow.

    17. Re:Most of the alternatives he describes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So it's the C of digital communication?

    18. Re:Most of the alternatives he describes... by Altrag · · Score: 1

      Sure you can. You can setup trust systems like Bitcoin does with its blockchains (and there's already lots of research being started into how the blockchain concept can be used to decentralize other things while retaining a strong level trust.)

      Email clients automatically generating and including PGP/GPG signatures would go a long way as well. As long as its behind the scenes, the dumb masses won't care and those that do care will have a good method to at least do whitelisting and greylisting controls (blacklisting is more difficult since spammers already create thousands of new email accounts and it wouldn't be hard for them to create thousands of new signatures to go with them.) Of course in a way that's just moving the problem up the chain (since the public halves of those keys need to be hosted somewhere.) But its a start if nothing else while we wait for blockchaining or other distributed trust systems to make their way into the world.

    19. Re:Most of the alternatives he describes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I get email telling me I have email.

    20. Re:Most of the alternatives he describes... by Altrag · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing you're comparing against one or two specific services (the 140 remark is an obvious Twitter reference..)

      But many forum systems do all of those things at least as good as email -- especially handling of conversation threads where email relies on parsing out RE: and FW: lines while lots of forums (such as Slashdot for example) provide correctly nested reply chains.

      Email's main benefit over all of these system is its ubiquity. Its usually not the best at anything, but its good enough and you know with near-100% certainty that if you send an email, it will show up in the recipients inbox (barring network of spam filtering issues) and that they will be able to read it (whether they actually do or not is up to them, but that's the case with every system.)

    21. Re:Most of the alternatives he describes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would probably be better to develop a new protocol that would ultimately replace SMTP

      There would be no point. If people really wanted authenticated email (since it seriously would end spam), then they would accept signed email and reject everything else. But not enough people want it, so almost nobody signs their email.

      Imagine some high-marketshare powerful company (e.g. google, microsoft, or even an alliance) tried to ramrod an SMTP replacement down the public's throats. Could they do it? Maybe. But they could also ramrod signing (on top of old SMTP) down peoples' throats, too, and a lot more easily. So why wouldn't they do that, instead? There's only one reason: because they'd want the replacement to be slightly worse than email. (e.g. don't let it be encrypted (or as easily encrypted), so they can still read it to profile users for advertisers.)

    22. Re:Most of the alternatives he describes... by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      It's also very, very poorly supported. Writing HTML mail that works and isn't dead simple... that takes a lot of knowing random vendor pitfalls.

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    23. Re:Most of the alternatives he describes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      E-mail as-implemented does have weaknesses, but those are in the specifics of how SMTP was designed back in the day

      But the fact that it was designed "back in the day" is part of its enduring strength. The concept of "back in the day" cannot be replicated today. Any attempts to replace SMTP and related protocols will be co-opted by corporations attempting to make it proprietary, patent-encumbered, and profit-driven, as well as co-opted by governments attempting to bake-in legislated surveillance. Other groups will attempt to subvert a new protocol to their own special-interest and other hypenated-word needs.

      I have zero confidence that SMTP could ever be replaced with something superior. For all its warts, SMTP is a globally accepted protocol that has a lot of Good associated with it. We will never be able to develop a global protocol with features that Good again.

    24. Re:Most of the alternatives he describes... by dinfinity · · Score: 1

      RCS could actually be a standard which unifies the fragmented communication scene and could be supported by many commercial entities and easily usable by everybody:
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      I'm not sure it actually will gain popularity (Apple doesn't seem to want to join in on the fun and encryption for text messages doesn't seem to be part of the standard), but it might.

    25. Re:Most of the alternatives he describes... by Grishnakh · · Score: 3

      As I pointed out before, stuff like this just won't work. It doesn't matter how good it is technically, you can't get entrenched incumbents (like Apple that you mention) to adopt it, and without a critical mass, it fails. One company won't adopt it because they can't get vendor lock-in, another because they can't easily make money on it somehow, etc. For instance, why would the carriers want to adopt this, when they're making huge profits off of SMS messages now?

      The only way stuff like this gets adopted is if it's forced on them somehow, and they really don't have a choice. Either some hugely powerful government forces them to adopt it, or it gets so much grassroots adoption that it becomes a de-facto standard. See web standards for the latter (everyone hated IE6 so much that they adopted Firefox/Chrome in such large numbers that web devs were forced to follow actual standards, and MS was then forced to follow suit. And this largely happened because of Chrome, which was made by Google, whose incentive was inserting spyware into the browser).

      At this point, I really don't see what could force the big email providers (namely Google and MS) to adopt a new standard. It also doesn't help that so many businesses use Outlook, and frequently not the very latest version, so upgrading to a new standard isn't as easy as just hitting F5 on your browser as it is with a webmail system, though a fallback to SMTP would alleviate that, plus if enough large businesses really liked what Email2.0 had to offer (built-in encryption, etc.), they might willingly adopt new email clients just to get those features, though that's pretty hard to believe considering how stuck they've been on Outlook/Exchange for so many years, but if MS supported it quickly that would probably lead to quick overall adoption. But I don't see that happening because MS has a *long* history of hating open standards unless they can "embrace and extend" them to get vendor lock-in.

    26. Re:Most of the alternatives he describes... by dinfinity · · Score: 1

      For instance, why would the carriers want to adopt this, when they're making huge profits off of SMS messages now?

      Where I live, only old people and certain services still send SMS messages. Everybody else uses Whatsapp and/or Facebook messenger.

      A significant number of carriers have signed on to the RCS thing. Optimistically speaking, they might want to adopt RCS as it is a good service for their customers. Realistically speaking they might want to adopt it to sell the communication data of their users.

      I'll be honest with you: I'm not holding my breath, but it could happen. Stranger things have.

    27. Re: Most of the alternatives he describes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Smpt is mostly phased out. I see peeps mostly use imap. I dunno in what country your in tho...

    28. Re: Most of the alternatives he describes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i think you mean pop3...

      the outgoing server is still smtp for most clients.

    29. Re:Most of the alternatives he describes... by xevioso · · Score: 3

      This. It's actually very difficult to write an email that will work and look the same (mostly) across a wide variety of devices/browsers. You end up having to use things like inline css and deprecated tags and you are very limited on what you can do without screwing up how your email looks on a platform many people use. It sucks.

      But it's better than text only.

    30. Re:Most of the alternatives he describes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is not email technology being obsolete, it's the way people mis-use email to communicate that can be a problem.

      See for example the unintended reply-all email anti pattern

    31. Re:Most of the alternatives he describes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's good that Apple isn't ditching iMessage with its encryption for a protocol without it. It's also no surprise that Google's gung ho for an unencrypted protocol that they can datamine. Leaving out encryption was a very poor design move.

    32. Re:Most of the alternatives he describes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now that would be a good idea, a forum limited to only two people, or a solipsistic one for yourself.
      And one that you can turn into a wiki page or documentation. It's funny how they have pretty great presentation and have the easiest markup ever at the same time (easier than wiki, docbook, latex, microsoft word). It doesn't encourage "semantic" writing, just "typewriter" kind of writing with bolds, underlines etc. but besides manual formatting, you can use posts as a semantic unit (not sure what 'semantic unit' means, I mean it as something that can be a paragraph, section or topic)

      Like a blog? But forums are even easier and tend to be fast and allow you to read megabytes of actual text if so you wish (even if your computer or internet sucks balls). There's also more organization : threads and lists of threads not just posts.

    33. Re:Most of the alternatives he describes... by fisted · · Score: 1

      Sure you can. You can setup trust systems like Bitcoin does with its blockchains (and there's already lots of research being started into how the blockchain concept can be used to decentralize other things while retaining a strong level trust.)

      True -- bitcoin managed to pull that off. But at the expense of a crapton of energy. I don't think that concept would be feasible for use with email, unless there's some strong incentive to participate in email-block-mining (which you essentially pay for via your utility bill).

      Email clients automatically generating and including PGP/GPG signatures would go a long way as well.

      I don't see how that helps with unsolicited mail at all.

    34. Re:Most of the alternatives he describes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Ten years ago, all those things would have been done via email."

      And today I do all those things only via email.

    35. Re:Most of the alternatives he describes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Laptop hardware is not all bad tho, some of it like Intel NUC and (formerly) Mac Mini is popular in the form of laptop CPU, RAM, storage, etc. just without the worst parts. I.e., laptops have piece of crap screens and keyboard. The screen feels like a decade old bottom of the barrel screen and the keyboard feels like it's from an Atari 400, PET 2001 , ZX Spectrum etc.

      Anyone could make one in the form factor of an Amiga 500. Put a real keyboard in, and realize you have enough room for storage, RAM (four slots) and perhaps enough cooling for a 25W or 28W CPU.

    36. Re:Most of the alternatives he describes... by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      I would like to know who claimed email was dead. Someone without a job, I'm guessing.

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    37. Re:Most of the alternatives he describes... by hawk · · Score: 1

      >I admit I lose track of time regularly, but a 20 year old e-mail
      >program -- Eudora, Elm, what have you -- had no ability to
      >parse HTML e-mail.

      OK, so a 20 year old email client is *more* useful than a recent one . . .

      hawk

    38. Re:Most of the alternatives he describes... by hawk · · Score: 1

      >does not seem to require to the latest internet fad app in order to work.

      Telegraph was good enough for my grandfather, and it's good enough for me.

      OK, so it takes a while to read these articles, and the bandwith is even lower than an 1149 connection, but . . .

      hawk

      p.s. My grandfather delivered Herbert Hoover's telegram offering him the party nomination. My father has Mrs. Hoover's thank you note to him . . .

    39. Re:Most of the alternatives he describes... by SeriousTube · · Score: 1

      Not really since a 20 year old email program doesn't support html email.

    40. Re:Most of the alternatives he describes... by Raenex · · Score: 1

      What I find most compelling is that it's an open protocol and not controlled by a single company. Millions (and supposedly billions now) of Facebook users have their view of the world controlled by the whims of Mark Zuckerberg and his minions.

    41. Re:Most of the alternatives he describes... by WhoBeDaPlaya · · Score: 1

      You're telling me. Probably one of the few people left on the planet still using good old Eudora 7 Pro!

    42. Re:Most of the alternatives he describes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One more Eudora 7 pro user here. :) And I email 2 more such users besides. Maybe we can start a "woolly mammoth" comeback.

    43. Re:Most of the alternatives he describes... by datadefender · · Score: 1

      spot on !
      and you can build a nice, searchable archive with Email which you can even host on your own PC. No cloud dependancy

    44. Re:Most of the alternatives he describes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This. It's actually very difficult to write an email that will work and look the same (mostly) across a wide variety of devices/browsers. You end up having to use things like inline css and deprecated tags and you are very limited on what you can do without screwing up how your email looks on a platform many people use. It sucks.

      Don't use MS products to send mail.
      Send email in plain text.
      There fixed that for ya!

  2. It will never die... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Instant anything is a distraction from getting stuff done. I don't feel the need to immediately act on an incoming email and there is no expectation for me to do so from the sender.

    I work remotely and we use Skype for instant communications. This is fine - anything that shows up instantly is related to getting work done. Anyone with multiple instant messengers, logged into social networks and ignoring their email isn't getting much work done.

    1. Re:It will never die... by Godwin+O'Hitler · · Score: 1

      Indeed. For instant communication I have this thing called a phone that doesn't require my permanent attention. Amazingly, I sometimes have to remind my clients of that.
      For doing business, using anything else but e-mail is to all intents and purposes impossible.

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    2. Re:It will never die... by mydn · · Score: 1

      I don't feel the need to immediately act on an incoming email and there is no expectation for me to do so from the sender.

      Anyone who knows me and sends me a text or instant message has no expectation of an immediate response, either.

  3. Lack of privacy by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

    If there's no longer going to be any such thing as privacy then email becomes less and less attractive a communication option. The thought of Comcast inserting targeted ads into my private email messages makes my skin crawl. Not sure what can be done about it except to use the Internet as little as possible.

    1. Re:Lack of privacy by MightyYar · · Score: 3, Informative

      Email was never a secure communications medium, and opting out of Comcast's contextual ads is as simple as not using their web client.

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    2. Re:Lack of privacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you have been running your own email servers, and send and receive directly to only those servers you control, then your email has never been private.

      Your email has always been as private and as secure as a postcard written in pencil. Always.

    3. Re:Lack of privacy by Grishnakh · · Score: 4, Informative

      Comcast can't insert ads into email you read on a webmail platform like GMail, thanks to it being https protected. Of course, the webmail provider (like Google) could insert their own ads, but at least there you have a choice of provider and can change if you want. You can even set up your own webmail system with squirrelmail on your own server.

    4. Re:Lack of privacy by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

      What do you think of Protonmail?

    5. Re:Lack of privacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure what can be done about it except to use the Internet as little as possible.

      What can be done along with running your own secure mail servers, it to set up and run your own DNSSEC service.
      Set Up a DNS Name Server
      Domain Name System Security Extensions

      For the last few years, my home network has had a small subnet that can only reach the Internet via the Tor Network. As a Comcast subscriber with no other options in ISP's, I'm seriously considering putting all the family devices into this subnet and setting up private VPN access into it for the mobile devices while on the road.

    6. Re:Lack of privacy by known_coward_69 · · Score: 0

      yes, comcast has thousands of people who do nothing more than read sent/received emails and choose an ad to insert for you to see

    7. Re:Lack of privacy by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      That's what public-key crypto was for... even if you wanted it to be universally readable, you could sign it to prove it came from you.

    8. Re:Lack of privacy by demonlapin · · Score: 2

      The most security-paranoid person I know uses ProtonMail and is sufficiently impressed by it to discuss business issues on it.

    9. Re:Lack of privacy by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 5, Interesting

      That's another huge advantage of email: businesses can run their own email servers, ensure that their internal communication never leaves the premises and isn't harvested by the likes of Google, be in control of account creation and naming, apply any other policies they deem necessary, while still ensuring that anyone in the world can contact them using their choice of email client or service.

      That's how email was designed, as opposed to all those others that are proprietary and locked down cloud services. And any smart company using those will ask themselves: "what do we do when this service goes tits up?". If the service is proprietary and is your primary internal and external communication channel, then there are no pretty answers to that.

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    10. Re:Lack of privacy by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

      Apparently you're so technologically uninformed that you're not aware that this sort of thing can be and is done by automated systems based on automatically collected and analyzed data, and the technology to do so has been around for quite some time now.

    11. Re:Lack of privacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm certain that if I were to digitally sign all of my email, and you were to make changes to every last one of them, that none of the recipients would ever notice.

      Public key cryptography is a great technological solution that few people if any are willing to use.

    12. Re:Lack of privacy by Altrag · · Score: 1

      Problem with that is adoption.

      I don't want to know that the email I sent came from me. I want to know if the email you sent came from you. And since I can't enforce you to use cryptosigning (at least not for a much wider definition of "you" than a handful of friends or coworkers,) it just kind of fizzled and died.

      Microsoft would have had to take the point on that one since, at the time this was a big deal, Outlook was far and away the most widely-used email client. If they'd made Outlook create and use a public signature by default (and behind the scenes,) it would probably be ubiquitous by now.

      I mean sure they would have gotten some flak since I'm sure they would have hosted the public keys on their own system and all the MS haters would come out bitching about antitrust and MS "forcing" them to do things and whatnot, but overall it would almost certainly have made signed emails ubiquitous by now, even if MS' own version fell off. Because all of the competition would have been scrambling to match or exceed MS ("you can choose PGP or GPG! OMG the features!")

      But they didn't, and in some way its too late by now since the email client market is much more fractured. At the very least, Google and Apple would need to team up with MS to implement it across all of their PC, web-based and mobile email readers.

      I don't particularly see it happening though. They're all far more likely at this point to suggest using their walled-garden systems (Skype can be used as an Exchange email client!) rather than trying to do something that would have more global reach.

    13. Re:Lack of privacy by erice · · Score: 1

      That's another huge advantage of email: businesses can run their own email servers, ensure that their internal communication never leaves the premises and isn't harvested by the likes of Google, be in control of account creation and naming, apply any other policies they deem necessary, while still ensuring that anyone in the world can contact them using their choice of email client or service.

      Yes, but this is being undermined by a proliferation of private and public spam blocking services. Even if a server is blocked by mistake, it can take months and many many hours of effort to get through to the right people to get the block removed. We are headed toward a world where only large entities like Google can insure that their email actually gets delivered.

    14. Re:Lack of privacy by chihowa · · Score: 1

      I keep hearing this, but I've never experienced such a scenario. If you don't run your server from an ISP's dynamic IP pool and don't run an open relay, you're extremely unlikely to be blocked by these services (as shitty and unaccountable as they are). If you go a step further and set up SPF, DKIM, and DMARC, it's even less likely for mail to be binned as spam.

      Are you sure you're not just sending spam or running an open relay?

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    15. Re:Lack of privacy by erice · · Score: 1

      I keep hearing this, but I've never experienced such a scenario. If you don't run your server from an ISP's dynamic IP pool and don't run an open relay, you're extremely unlikely to be blocked by these services (as shitty and unaccountable as they are). If you go a step further and set up SPF, DKIM, and DMARC, it's even less likely for mail to be binned as spam.

      Are you sure you're not just sending spam or running an open relay?

      Either you have been very lucky or have not been paying attention. I don't sent spam. I don't run an open relay. I've had SPF for a decade. I added DKIM and DEMARC about a month ago. It hasn't made a difference. When self hosted on Sonic, I had to check every few months for RBL's who misclassified my static IP as dynamic. Less frequently, there were bone headed operations like Earthlink to deal with.

      Since moving the server to a VPS, it's been far worse. It took about a month to get minor mismanaged RBL's to report clean. Then I found that AT&T was blocking me. That took several months, countless requests, multiple support forum posts to get any action. Dealing with Outlook.com delivery lead me to discover that Symantec somehow thought I was sending Snow Shoe spam. The automated removal page worked for about a day, then I would once again have "negative reputation". Through a forum post I found an email address for getting properly removed Symantec's list. That worked. Didn't fix Outlook delivery though.

      I'm still fighting Microsoft. They have a removal page for hard IP blocks but they don't even acknowledge that I have a list that sends mail to Junk, though they clearly do

      And these are just the ones I know about. There could be more but even they just silently junk incoming email, I wouldn't necessarily know. I should probably check Earthlink again.

    16. Re:Lack of privacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you have been running your own email servers, and send and receive directly to only those servers you control, then your email has never been private.

      Incorrect.

      Family and I use PGP. I route my email through public servers. It's quite private.

      People's failure to use readily available technology is not the fault of the technology.

    17. Re:Lack of privacy by chihowa · · Score: 1

      Maybe I have just been lucky. That luck will probably turn around now that I was all snarky with you!

      Most of the problems I've found seem to come from misconfiguration on the receiving end. I've recently had to set my SPF record to softfail because several universities that work with (that both use Office365) are consistently checking the sender's SPF records against one of their own internal relays. So every single email from an outside domain that has a SPF hard fail record is sent to spam. After I and the faculty at the universities talked to the IT department, the proscribed course of action was for them to turn off junk filtering in their email client. They insisted that the obvious screw-up that was evident in every message's headers was just as they had intended it. (This happened at two different universities.)

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  4. Email still required... by toonces33 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In order to sign up for any of those other messaging services, you need to have an email. If you get locked out of your account, password reset links will be sent to you via email.

    I frankly have no use for most of these other forms of communication - for the most part they are just new and different ways of goofing off.

  5. I never drive any faster than I can see by mrfatmann · · Score: 1

    "There are lots of reasons email persists, even as faster and simpler forms of communication proliferate..."
    Lost me at "faster".

  6. Postal Mail by Luthair · · Score: 2

    Its basically the same thing as postal mail was, occasional correspondence from someone you don't talk to regularly and otherwise bills or junk.

    1. Re:Postal Mail by Luthair · · Score: 1

      Funnily... if you think about it, Facebook, Google, etc. are attempting to morph messaging into this too with bots from companies.

  7. Email isn't dead because it's universal by DalM · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Everyone has an email account, everyone uses their email account. IM will never overtake email so long as they are proprietary. No matter what service you are trying to use, the percentages of your contacts that use that service is going to be the minority. Except for email. Email is like phone numbers in that way. Phone service should be long obsolete, but it's not. Why? Because it's ubiquitous. Everyone has a phone number. If we really wanted to push email into the 21st century then we will need a real, free, non-proprietary, and fully compatible alternative.

    1. Re:Email isn't dead because it's universal by demonlapin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why should phone service be obsolete? I despise long text conversations. If you want to have a back-and-forth, call me. When we're done, one of us can write it up and email the other so there's a record of what conclusions were reached - or we can just not, and nobody but the NSA can prove what we discussed.

    2. Re:Email isn't dead because it's universal by DalM · · Score: 1

      I should have specified "traditional phone service". By that I mean the way we get a random number assigned to us and then it's tied to a specific device or specific location. All IM system have their own telephony service that is far superior in a number of ways, but still traditional service remains a necessity because it's the only service that is reliably used by everyone you know.

  8. I love email! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And hate pretty much everything else.

  9. Show of hands by uCallHimDrJ0NES · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How many Slashdotters have ever believed email was dying?

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    1. Re:Show of hands by Linsaran · · Score: 1

      Dying as in not going to be used any more or dying as in not a way I really communicate with friends/relatives? Cause if the former, email will never die. If the later email has been dead a long time.

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    2. Re:Show of hands by uCallHimDrJ0NES · · Score: 1

      Dying as in not going to be used any more or dying as in not a way I really communicate with friends/relatives? Cause if the former, email will never die. If the later email has been dead a long time.

      Right, because when you have legal forms or complex explanations to communicate with your friends and relatives, you've been using Twitter and Facebook for that since....2005? Why don't I believe you?

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    3. Re: Show of hands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did netcraft say anything yet?

    4. Re:Show of hands by thegarbz · · Score: 4, Funny

      How many Slashdotters have ever believed email was dying?

      All those with UIDs > 3000000.

      #onlyforneckbeards #twitter4ever #slashdotneedsunicodesoicanusesmilies

    5. Re:Show of hands by TheStickBoy · · Score: 1

      3 or 4 years ago I gave up all those social network messaging systems and gravitated back to email. Its working out great.
      When Facebook forced users to install their messaging app that was a serious nail in the coffin


      Most of my daily work in coordination through email.
      I don't see that changing for years.

      I never ever believed email was dying

    6. Re:Show of hands by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 1

      How many Slashdotters have ever believed email was dying?

      I didn't think it was dying but I was fairly sure for a while that 4chan was somehow going to get renamed to "cuckmail" ;)

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    7. Re:Show of hands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      How many Slashdotters have ever believed email was dying?

      All those with UIDs > 3000000.

      #onlyforneckbeards #twitter4ever #slashdotneedsunicodesoicanusesmilies

      #AtLeastWeGotHTTPS

    8. Re:Show of hands by xevioso · · Score: 1

      And stupid hashtags. Back in my day it was the pound sign.

    9. Re:Show of hands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Email is NOT dying. Radio on the other hand IS dying because:
      1-Rising levels of radio noise pollution (RFI) from many sources.
      2-Corporate takeovers have caused AM radio to be nothing but wall-to-wall Rush Limbaugh clones (YUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK!).
      3-RIAA members have concentrated on "pop" music that sucks over promoting any good original music for over 20 years, thus almost none of the "music" broadcast is worth listening to!

    10. Re:Show of hands by Opyros · · Score: 1

      Presumably, the ones who heard that "Netcraft confirms it".

    11. Re:Show of hands by danlock4 · · Score: 1

      #OCTOTHORPE

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    12. Re:Show of hands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just post a video to FB that shows me waving the form around and inarticulately begging for help. I also rant about government oppression and the illuminati. The video ends with me burning the form over a glass of absinthe.

    13. Re:Show of hands by GuB-42 · · Score: 2

      Hearing "hashtag include" for "#include" directives in C code is particularly cringeworthy.

  10. E-mail's Big Advantage by Stormy+Dragon · · Score: 1

    Is that it's an open architecture, so you can e-mail anyone, no matter who their provider is.

    Unlike every other internet messaging format which only works for people who have signed up with that specific provider.

    1. Re: E-mail's Big Advantage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except XMPP (in theory; most providers disabled federation)

  11. Slack by MagicM · · Score: 1

    You can replace my business emails with Slack when you pry them from my cold dead hands. Now get off my lawn!

  12. Technological Stability by quintessentialk · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I work in the defense industry, which inherits some of the problems of its customer, the Government (in particular, a reluctance to spend money on infrastructure, reliance on policy compliance rather than personal accountability, and older, less tech-savvy decision makers). One of the computers on my desk still runs Windows XP, ironically because the security approval to replace it with a windows 7 computer didn't come through until just recently. So it is no surprise we aren't using wikis or IMs or Slack; I don't even know what the last one is (I mean, I can google, but I don't 'get' it; I've never had access to anything like that).

    Few modern technologies can survive in this environment. By the time a 'new' technology is vetted by security, approved by the customer, and authorized by finance, everyone will have moved on to something else. But email remains. It works everywhere. It doesn't require 'special' software that the person you are communicating with may not have the IT permissions to install even if they knew how. Even the most out of touch customer representative knows what it is; you don't have to make slides about why you need this thing on your program. It can work over public networks and private networks; you don't need to trust a cloud or a young company. There are well-developed practices for using it. Lawyers and compliance staff thoroughly understand the legal issues (this is no small concern in a large company).

    1. Re:Technological Stability by dinfinity · · Score: 1

      Slack; I don't even know what the last one is

      It is mainly a poorly programmed webbased IRC interface wrapped in a desktop Chromium package that hogs memory like there is no tomorrow.

      It has some redeeming qualities (syntax highlighting for code snippets), but in general you're not missing out on much.

  13. In The Beginning... by sycodon · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...there were only grunts and gestures

    Then there were single syllable words naming things

    Then came a real language allowing the exchanging of information.

    Then came pictures, symbolizing information

    Then came the written word

    Then came Paper, allowing anyone to write.

    Then came Printing, spreading written material all over the world.

    Then came Computers, digitizing pictures and words and making vast sums of knowledge searchable.

    Then came email, allow the communication of that knowledge in a timely and logical manner

    Then came social media with crude editors and un-intuitive interfaces

    Then came Twitter with a 140 character limit.

    Then came emojiis, replacing the written word with pictures.

    Next will be digitized grunts and gestures.

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    1. Re:In The Beginning... by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      I can hope it'll get there later, but I cannot for the life of me imagine why the parent was not modded to 11 within 60 seconds of being posted.

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    2. Re:In The Beginning... by neoRUR · · Score: 1

      humph arrgg iiiiaa oooo wadawada?

  14. Email will never die by sjbe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Still, despite all signs to the contrary -- and many predictions -- email is not dead.

    Anybody predicting email is or will be dead is either an imbecile or has something to sell you. Practically everybody has email and except for specific purposes nothing has come along that will substantially replace it any time soon.

    1. Re:Email will never die by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Not "journalists." They only communicate by Twitter. Any wonder they're just "sound" bites any more?

    2. Re:Email will never die by argStyopa · · Score: 2

      I note that the only people living in the sort of 'we don't need email' bubble are college students, high schoolers, some academics, and marketers trying to sell you the next messaging app.

      Ie nobody with an actual job.

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  15. The alternatives don't solve the actual problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to use email and USENET (and before that, echomail, yes, fidonet) for years and mostly loved it. These days, nothing but hateful crap in the inbox. The problem generally isn't just the spam (I have several unfiltered accounts and rarely get any spam at all, and that gets promptly reported) but that the quality of the material coming in is painfully low. In other words, email sucks so much because y'all are so poor at writing proper email.

    Most everyone treats email, and by extension every alternative, like a convenient bitbucket, not a way to achieve contact with a human. That includes the humans "writing" top-posted replies and generally failing to write coherently. Which is most every pretend-human writing these days.

    Elitist, me? Sure, but the bar to entrance is pretty low. LERNE 2 RITE RITE LOL U LOSARZ LOLKTHX and you too can be "elite".

  16. hey I still have my mailing address! by kiviQr · · Score: 1

    isn't it amazing? you can send me an advertisement or worse a bill anytime:)

    1. Re:hey I still have my mailing address! by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      I try to change mine regularly.

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  17. lovely pictures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The pictures of your granddaughter someone leaked after hacking your iCloud account are so cute.

  18. There is no need for anything else. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "It's not the place you expect to find a greeting from a friend or even a timely update from a professional colleague."

    Yes, for me it is, and I don't use anything else. I don't use free a.k.a ad supported email either, so there is hardly any spam. I've even met people who started arguing with me, coming up with bullshit arguments on how much email sucks compared to whatever they use, until they realized that they don't know shit about email and its capabilities.

  19. Email archive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who is going to make an app that ingests all old emails. AOL, gmail, thunderbird, mail, whatever and make it future proof, archived and searchable? We need you. Now.

  20. What about physical mail aka written letter? by SYSS+Mouse · · Score: 1

    People still write letter. I sent one last Christmas as part of my last Christmas Reddit Secret Santa package.

  21. USPS by sycodon · · Score: 1

    I would support extending the legal protection afforded USPS mail to email services provided commercially.

    If you can't do it to an envelope with a letter, then you couldn't do it to an email.

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  22. Re:First Post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Congratulations, you old Korean person!

  23. Not my experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not the place you expect to find a greeting from a friend or even a timely update from a professional colleague.

    The author of the article apparently has different social experiences than me. For me, email certainly is the "place" where I expect to find a greeting from a friend or correspondence from a colleague. Although the article might explain why I seem to have a hard time convincing 20-somethings to contact me via email...

  24. What world are they in? by bradley13 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Seriously? Ok, for personal communication there are other channels, but professionally? Email seems to be the medium of choice. Announcements for the company, or the department? Email. A colleague who wants something or needs something? Email. A customer? Email. It's a established, reliable means of communication. You can expect a reasonably quick response, but you aren't ripping someone's attention away from whatever they're doing. Business phone calls? Almost none. Everything is by email.

    That said, the suits paid some ridiculous amount of money to set up a SharePoint installation where people can create projects and share documents. What an amazingly horrible interface - is SharePoint always this bad? Anyway, the result is that we send documents around by email too...

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    1. Re:What world are they in? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What an amazingly horrible interface - is SharePoint always this bad?

      Yes. Oh, yes.

      Anyway, the result is that we send documents around by email too...

      Wait until someone saves their email with the attachment to an .eml and uploads that into SharePoint and asks that everyone work on only this one copy.

    2. Re:What world are they in? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the perfect description of an email-centric organization.

      Need some information? Just send an email.

      Don't know who to ask? Just send an email, you will be politely redirected to the right address.

      Want to apply for a job? Just apply by email.

    3. Re:What world are they in? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is SharePoint like Lotus Notes? The latter is so infamous, I've always somewhat wanted to use it and see what the fuss is about.

      There's also a new OS/2 to be released - would love to run Internet Explorer 5 16bit version in that.

  25. Slack? by jimcooncat · · Score: 1

    "business tools like Slack" -- not your father's Slack, I take it. Or even Bob Dobbs's.

  26. Let's invent something else by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because y'know email is old, so it must be bad. Sucks that it works perfectly despite downed servers, loss of connectivity. Not like these modern things that need a 10mb/s connection 24/7 just to stay sane.
    Sheesh, gimme a tennis ball anyday!

  27. Missing one key important fact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I own my email server and all the messages on it.

  28. One pro of e-mail by codeButcher · · Score: 1

    E-mail has this one thing going for it that it is standard-compliant. So you can pick and choose which client program(s) you want to use to access your messages. Many of these clients are free. And You must have a very niche platform that doesn't have some sort of e-mail client.

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    1. Re:One pro of e-mail by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      There are thousands of email providers (maybe millions?) and they all work together transparently. I can't say the same thing about instant messenger.

      SMS is nearly that way, but I have so many troubles when my iPhone friends send me MMS from a different network to my Android phone. But that may have more to do with bad cellphone infrastructure in the US than with a problem with SMS.

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  29. What a moronic article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Email is bad because if it's the only thing you use, there are better tools for certain specific jobs.
    People get paid to write this tripe?

  30. I still use it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I use email and even more old school I still pay my bills through the mail service not online. Mostly because a couple companies I paid online bill to got hacked once. So there is something to be said for old school means on communication. Email was my first experience with electronic communication as well as instant messaging. Cell phones were a novelty which not too many had them and they were basically just wireless phones. Texting is great for simple stuff but email still is used for more involved communications. Don't see it ending anytime soon.

    1. Re:I still use it by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      My bank prints and mails checks for me at no extra charge, and I can setup reoccurring payments. Saves me from having to buy stamps and envelopes, or order more checks. At my current rate of check consumption I have enough pads to last me about 300+ years.

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  31. Apps! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apps! Because only apps can... aw, forget it.

  32. SMS and email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there where I mention that a text is just an email to phone number?

    I don't see that going anywhere soon.

  33. Social media is dying, not e-mail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everyone is simply fleeing back to e-mail after watching the shithole that social media became once it started acting on a political agenda. It wasn't enough to cause fights where no fights existed before.

  34. Maybe your email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe *YOUR* email is like that but I assure you mine isn't.

  35. Obligatory XKCD by pscottdv · · Score: 3, Funny
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  36. I prefer email by OrangeTide · · Score: 2

    Despite being a long time user of IRC and instant messaging (through the years:ICQ, AIM, Jabber/XMMP, GTalk, and others), I still prefer email because I can reply at my leisure, access it offline, attach documents, archive it for a long time, and it has been very reliable.

    Twitter on the other hand, I have no idea what to do with. I have no problems with other people using it, if that is what they enjoy. I am simply uncertain how to incorporate it into my life, so I have ignored it thus far.

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  37. The reasons it won't die by Alioth · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's not hard to figure out why email isn't dying and won't die:

    * It's not tied to a single provider. Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, iMessage and all the others are.
    * It's an open, federated system. Companies in particular can take charge of their own email servers if they wish.
    * Installed base.
    * It is available on all devices from phones to tablets to PCs without the need to install additional software.

  38. Obligatory Joy of Tech by TeknoHog · · Score: 3, Informative
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  39. Filters are your Friend by pubwvj · · Score: 1

    All the problems they list are solvable with good filters. I use the Mail application on the Mac. The filters work great. My mail comes in color coded and sorted to the mailboxes so I can easily and efficiently deal with it. Often I reply using the signatures since many replies are pretty standard. Email works great.

  40. Won't work... by sjbe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Your post advocates a

    ( X) technical ( ) legislative ( ) market-based ( ) vigilante

    approach to fighting spam. Your idea will not work. Here is why it won't work. (One or more of the following may apply to your particular idea, and it may have other flaws which used to vary from state to state before a bad federal law was passed.)

    ( ) Spammers can easily use it to harvest email addresses
    ( X) Mailing lists and other legitimate email uses would be affected
    ( ) No one will be able to find the guy or collect the money
    ( ) It is defenseless against brute force attacks
    ( X) It will stop spam for two weeks and then we'll be stuck with it
    ( X) Users of email will not put up with it
    ( ) Microsoft will not put up with it
    ( ) The police will not put up with it
    ( ) Requires too much cooperation from spammers
    ( X) Requires immediate total cooperation from everybody at once
    ( X) Many email users cannot afford to lose business or alienate potential employers
    ( ) Spammers don't care about invalid addresses in their lists
    ( ) Anyone could anonymously destroy anyone else's career or business

    Specifically, your plan fails to account for

    ( ) Laws expressly prohibiting it
    ( ) Lack of centrally controlling authority for email
    ( ) Open relays in foreign countries
    ( ) Ease of searching tiny alphanumeric address space of all email addresses
    ( X) Asshats
    ( ) Jurisdictional problems
    ( ) Unpopularity of weird new taxes
    ( ) Public reluctance to accept weird new forms of money
    ( ) Huge existing software investment in SMTP
    ( ) Susceptibility of protocols other than SMTP to attack
    ( ) Willingness of users to install OS patches received by email
    ( X) Armies of worm riddled broadband-connected Windows boxes
    ( X) Eternal arms race involved in all filtering approaches
    ( X) Extreme profitability of spam
    ( X) Joe jobs and/or identity theft
    ( ) Technically illiterate politicians
    ( X) Extreme stupidity on the part of people who do business with spammers
    ( ) Dishonesty on the part of spammers themselves
    ( ) Bandwidth costs that are unaffected by client filtering
    ( ) Outlook

    and the following philosophical objections may also apply:

    ( X) Ideas similar to yours are easy to come up with, yet none have ever
    been shown practical
    ( ) Any scheme based on opt-out is unacceptable
    ( ) SMTP headers should not be the subject of legislation
    ( ) Blacklists suck
    ( X) Whitelists suck
    ( ) We should be able to talk about Viagra without being censored
    ( ) Countermeasures should not involve wire fraud or credit card fraud
    ( ) Countermeasures should not involve sabotage of public networks
    ( X) Countermeasures must work if phased in gradually
    ( ) Sending email should be free
    ( ) Why should we have to trust you and your servers?
    ( ) Incompatiblity with open source or open source licenses
    ( ) Feel-good measures do nothing to solve the problem
    ( ) Temporary/one-time email addresses are cumbersome
    ( ) I don't want the government reading my email
    ( ) Killing them that way is not slow and painful enough

    Furthermore, this is what I think about you:

    ( X) Sorry dude, but I don't think it would work.
    ( ) This is a stupid idea, and you're a stupid person for suggesting it.
    ( ) Nice try, assh0le! I'm going to find out where you live and burn your
    house down!

    1. Re:Won't work... by Altrag · · Score: 1

      Yep. That's why I said "its a start" rather than "its a solution."

  41. Email Whatsapp by louzer · · Score: 1

    The email also doesn't require the sender and receiver to be online at the same time which makes it more convenient than WhatsApp.

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  42. Turn the tables on IM by trampel · · Score: 1

    Slightly off-topic: with email delivery times being almost instantaneous these days, wouldn't it possible to write an email client (or app) that provides, for all practical purposes, an IM system based on SMTP and IMAP?

    Essentially, conventions like:
    1. A set of recipients is a "group"
    2. Replies are never quoted
    3. The client always shows the full email thread (the "conversation")
    4. The Subject line is a magic string to allow filtering on these IM emails

    The specialized client would provide a very Whatsapp-like interface, while a normal email client could be used in a pinch as well.

    Am I overlooking something obvious?

    1. Re:Turn the tables on IM by GuB-42 · · Score: 1

      It is definitely possible but probably inefficient and a bit laggy.

      I remember with a coworker we even developed an email based HTTP proxy to bypass a restrictive company policy. We had no internet access, only email, so the system worked like this : a local proxy server takes a request, puts it in an email which is sent to an external server that decodes the message, fetches the page and send it back as a reply, the proxy forwards it to the browser. The round trip took about 10 seconds on a good day.

  43. Email is ubiquitous in business by Maritz · · Score: 1

    And anyone predicting its demise is a fool.

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  44. Maybe email isn't even dying because... by whitroth · · Score: 1

    ...an awful lot of us can't tell you everything we know in 140 characters, the way Benito Trumpolini can. Some of us can even write in complete, grammatical sentences, with more complex thoughts than "how's that sportsball team", and "here, hold my beer".

    Next up: typing is dying, it's being replaced by gestures, and the biggest app to interpret that is called charades....

  45. Re:The alternatives don't solve the actual problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In other words, email sucks so much because y'all are so poor at writing proper email.

    Sounds like you might have experienced some of the email anti-patterns?