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Amazon's Drone-Delivery Dreams Are No Joke (backchannel.com)

Backchannel's Steven Levy reports that Amazon "has a site at an undisclosed semi-rural location where it attempts to simulate the possible obstacles that drones will face in real-world deliveries." Amazon's drones reach speeds of 60 miles per hour, and can perform a 20-mile round trip, which makes Amazon believe they could especially useful deliveries to the suburbs, some rural areas. "The facility features a faux backyard and other simulated locations where drones might have to drop off their cargo." An anonymous reader quotes their report: "For a while, we were missing clotheslines," says Paul Viola, an AI expert who is charge of Prime Air's autonomy efforts. Now, Amazon's vehicles have a "Don't Hit Clotheslines!" rule in their code. There's even a simulated dog (though not a robot) that Amazon uses to see how the vehicles will respond to canine threats... Amazon is also planning for urban deliveries, with the idea of landing drones on rooftops [and] eventually it might expand to multiple deliveries per expedition, or even take returns back to the warehouse...

All of this is done without human intervention. Drones know where to go and how to get there without a human sitting at a ground station actually flying the plane... [A]n Air Prime technician can order a drone to land, but ultimately the drones are autonomous. Amazon envisions that eventually it will have sort of an air traffic controller monitoring the flight patterns of multiple drones.

If something goes wrong, "the first rule of Amazon drones is to abort the flight, returning to base or even carefully finding a landing spot from which to send a rescue signal. 'If it doesn't seem safe, it will land as soon as safely possible,' says Gur Kimchi, who has headed the Prime Air team for four years. (He previously worked at Microsoft.)"

147 comments

  1. Not just amazone... by drmaxx · · Score: 1

    Also other logistics companies are trying to utilize this new mode of transportation: https://www.post.ch/en/about-u....

  2. It isn't a joke... by 110010001000 · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...just like autonomous cars. They aren't a joke. They are really just around the corner. They are just working out some final technical details. Really. We promise.

    1. Re:It isn't a joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Next thing you know they'll be saying there's a HOME market for computers!

    2. Re:It isn't a joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Next thing you'll tell me is that information processing is totally different from the physical world!

    3. Re:It isn't a joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but you are.

    4. Re:It isn't a joke... by syntotic · · Score: 1

      Nope, it will be a joke if they cannot deliver arbitrary goods Mid Manhattan. At what time is it OK to display my heliport mat in the park field? I am sure that park particularly is perfect and easy for normal drone delivery... But if it fails as much as the LOCKER it will not be worth the while either! So yes, it is still a joke, like in: DO YOU truly THINK WE WILL GET that SERVICE WORKING for us? YOU MUST BE kidding!

  3. Rural deliveries; from base trucks by sonamchauhan · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Drones executing rural deliveries, launched from some sort of 'base truck' a human drives to a central location to launch and monitor multiple drones. That's pretty much the only use case for drone delivery.

    Of course, a fully functional delivery system is symmetrical -- you can send stuff _back_ using the same channel. The base truck should also accept the farmer's *own* drone returning a non-functional item to Amazon.

    1. Re: Rural deliveries; from base trucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My tacos are also a usecase.

    2. Re:Rural deliveries; from base trucks by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      This is not for rural but for suburban deliveries. Guy in truck can make, what, one delivery per 5 minutes if he's lucky, with that time decreasing a little if he has a lot of deliveries in the same small area. Guy in a truckful of drones can make many more. Perhaps to the point where he can make his rounds several times a day. You've just made 2-4 hour delivery not just a possibility, but a reality than can be had at little extra cost. Imagine if Amazon makes this the default delivery option.

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    3. Re: Rural deliveries; from base trucks by SpelledBackwards · · Score: 1

      "Jake, I love the tacos, k? They--they're maybe the best tacos I've ever had. It's just that... well, I think if I had to choose between the tacos, and the mail, I'd have to choose the mail."

    4. Re:Rural deliveries; from base trucks by peragrin · · Score: 1

      Ups is working on a modified delivery truck with a drone dock station. The driver stops at a stop loads the drone the drone flys off and the driver does a stop or two with the drone returning. Charge or swap batteries and move on to the next stop.

      Personally ballet I see that happening first as drones have horrible range and Amazon can work with ups to make the deliveries quicker

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    5. Re:Rural deliveries; from base trucks by peragrin · · Score: 1

      I blame autocorrect for inserting ballet into that last sentence. Not sure how else it got there.

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    6. Re:Rural deliveries; from base trucks by sonamchauhan · · Score: 2

      I am deeply skeptical about aerial drones because (a) apartments, (b) residences have boundaries. They may be visible (like fences and gates), but they exist for a purpose. Would anyone like a cargo drone with six propellers whirring close to their children's heads? Perhaps children who are playing with their own drone in the backyard? Further, Amazon is sure to be followed by other shopping sites and third party logistics providers - all with their own drones crossing residential boundaries willy-nilly.

      So maybe I don't want drones in my backyard. How does Amazon know a drone is permitted to deliver to an address? One way is to match the billing address to the shipping address. But that means gifts are excluded and must be delivered manually.

    7. Re:Rural deliveries; from base trucks by sonamchauhan · · Score: 1

      Yes, that's more likely, perhaps with one or two modifications:
      (a) a robotic picking system (loads package on drone automatically)
      (b) land-based drones not aerial
      (c) multiple drones per base truck

    8. Re:Rural deliveries; from base trucks by ruir · · Score: 1

      When I am carried way writing something I often manage to type coherent phrases *without* a spelling corrector, and it was not exactly what I was thinking of.
      How I am able to do that, baffles me.
      Even better, I am able to that in a couple of (human) languages.

    9. Re:Rural deliveries; from base trucks by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Drones executing rural deliveries, launched from some sort of 'base truck' a human drives to a central location to launch and monitor multiple drones. That's pretty much the only use case for drone delivery.

      Of course, a fully functional delivery system is symmetrical -- you can send stuff _back_ using the same channel. The base truck should also accept the farmer's *own* drone returning a non-functional item to Amazon.

      I can actually think of a lot of use cases, such as rapid delivery when it would take a truck or van hours to reach from a distribution centre. In England this could be a lot of places. The problem is ensuring they have a safe place to land, the weather and are clear of any other flight paths. However none of these use cases are economical. Ultimately that is what is stopping drone based deliveries.

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  4. Disconnect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once ordering from Amazon via drone takes off, you could see even more humans who function like they don't really have anything to do with anybody.

    Like the term/idea social media, I see advantages and disadvantages...

    1. Re:Disconnect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Er???? Isn't that already the case with those who live for posting on Social (or rather anti-social) Media?
      You can spot them in the streets. The ones walking like Zombies, listening to some crap tune and their attention is focussed 1000000% on that tiny (or these days, not so tiny) screen in their hands.
      They are fast becoming targets for drivers bored with letting their cars drive themselves. But the number keep on increasing despite the best efforts of others to eradicate the sub-species.
      Their whole life is controlled by that screen. They might be having a conversation with another human and their device goes 'beep', The other party or parties to the conversation might as well not exist as the recipient of the bleep is ready to get their next fix just like the junkie begging for change on the street corner.

      I was once in the Facebook/Twitter/WhatsApp gang but I saw the light and after 6 months of detox I no longer crave to social media. In fact you won't 't even find me on and SM site so don't bother trying.

      You can do it. You can resume your place in humanity. Just say No.

    2. Re:Disconnect by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      In fact you won't 't even find me on and SM site so don't bother trying.

      Given that we don't actually know who you are in the first place (i.e. you posted as an AC), it's pretty unlikely that anyone was going to do so anyway! ;-)

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  5. Amazon envisions... by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Like any business, Amazon's envisions becoming as profitable as possible which means they aim for 100% automation because automation doesn't need to be paid. Capitalism itself is really just an optimization problem where you extract as much money from people while giving the least amount of it back. However, like humanity working to exhaust a natural resource, businesses will too hit a point where they find themselves in trouble because of the lack of balance they have created in the economic ecosystem. Those with authority are either ignorant of this fact or simply don't care. Automation can either be our liberator or our destructor and it's up to us to decide that while we still can.

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    1. Re:Amazon envisions... by religionofpeas · · Score: 2

      A more optimized delivery system benefits us all.

    2. Re:Amazon envisions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Except those displaced by optimization...

    3. Re:Amazon envisions... by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      Except those displaced by optimization...

      They have an opportunity to do something more useful.

    4. Re:Amazon envisions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      selling overpriced garbage to the next generation in an attempt to afford an diesel powered german tank is just what egotistical small minded organisms have been indoctrinated to believe is how to perpetuate capitalism or any other ism.

    5. Re: Amazon envisions... by orlanz · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Government does not create wealth, but it uses force to extract it from people that create wealth.

      And then your post fell to the same level as the one you responded to.

      So NASA creates no net wealth? How about research in medicine which is mostly funded by government? How about major loans that are almost fully backed by the government? How about police officers keeping an area safe for commerce? Or the military keeping shipping lanes safe?

      The list goes on... There is a lot of stuff that capilitism just doesn't approach at all to create wealth because of the amount of invest involved, even if very low on risk.

    6. Re:Amazon envisions... by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2

      Except those displaced by optimization...

      They have an opportunity to do something more useful.

      Such as?

      Previous "revolutions" have ended up creating jobs, But unlike this one, their purpose was not to destroy jobs.

      So yes, this revolution will create some jobs, but not even at a 1 job destroyed/1 job created level, because if even that level is reached, this revolution will be a failure.

      It is coming however, and nothing is going to stop it. We need to have intelligent people come together and plan for a future where most of humanity does not work for a living, yet are adequately supported.

      Unfortunately, most people cannot even comprehend that. I've mentally gamed these matters out, and, I'm expecting something that looks a lot like mass slaughter. It all depends on whether we keep the old work or die paradigm, or break free of it. Whichever happens, it will be interesting.

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    7. Re:Amazon envisions... by ScentCone · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Previous "revolutions" have ended up creating jobs, But unlike this one, their purpose was not to destroy jobs.

      Yes, things like farm machinery and freight trains absolutely were intended to destroy jobs. Likewise laundry machines. And don't forget all of the file clerks, paper industry employees, and sheet metal workers at file cabinet manufacturers out of work because of computer systems. Such things have been destroying jobs for many decades, even centuries, now.

      The solution is: enough prosperity to bring about what it always does ... fewer babies being had.

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    8. Re: Amazon envisions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Heh? We already don't work for a "living". Most of our jobs are for creating things far above "living".

      Entertainment, toys, speed boats, video games , etc. People will keep wanting more experiences and other people can always provide value there.

    9. Re: Amazon envisions... by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Heh? We already don't work for a "living". Most of our jobs are for creating things far above "living".

      The Sunday morning pedant show has arrived, I see.

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    10. Re:Amazon envisions... by gtall · · Score: 1

      Their dreams of drone delivery will work until it becomes urban sport to nail the drones with slingshots, BB guns, rocks, etc. It is just be a new target for juvenile delinquency.

    11. Re:Amazon envisions... by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Previous "revolutions" have ended up creating jobs, But unlike this one, their purpose was not to destroy jobs.

      Yes, things like farm machinery and freight trains absolutely were intended to destroy jobs.

      They were intended to increase productivity and make processes faster or even possible. You weren't going to get much across the country with a wagon train. That would take months, and nothing perishable could be shipped. And farmers certainly appreciated the machinery, as subsistence farming is deadly work.

      And don't forget all of the file clerks, paper industry employees, and sheet metal workers at file cabinet manufacturers out of work because of computer systems. Such things have been destroying jobs for many decades, even centuries, now.

      Jobs have been destroyed for a log time now. But your idea that people switched from paper to computerized storage because the purpose of that switch was specifically to get rid of jobs is pretty interesting. I'm really skeptical that anyone said "Let's get rid of sheet metal workers - we'll start using computers!"

      Unlike today, when there is an active search to specifically eliminate all labor. The solution is: enough prosperity to bring about what it always does ... fewer babies being had.

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    12. Re:Amazon envisions... by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 0

      Capitalism is private ownership and private operation of resources.

      How entirely myopic.

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    13. Re: Amazon envisions... by cusco · · Score: 1

      You won't make a dent in Roman_mir, he has an almost religious Libertardian ferver. Logic, history, economics and anthropology have all been tried, and he seems immune to them all. Capitalism is his god, and nothing should limit it.

      I believe it was him who once told me that water pollution would be nonexistent if the waterways had owners, since the owner would sue. I asked, "So what if the owner of the Cuyahoga River just takes a fee to allow the chemical plants to dump their waste in it?" He replied that the owners downriver could sue. My response of, "Lake Erie? Lake Erie would have an owner?" didn't get a reply at all.

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    14. Re:Amazon envisions... by grumling · · Score: 2

      Early in my career I had a shared administrative assistant. If I wanted, I could have just dictated memos and email to her, she would have printed out any response and walked them over to my desk. But because I was comfortable with a computer and can type at least as quickly as I can talk, there was little need for her. Soon after the company was reorganized and she was gone. (The boss still had one, but then later on both he and his assistant were gone too)

      One thing I really miss about her was the ability to screen phone calls. If Siri and all the other so-called "AI" programs running on my phone could do that, I'd start to believe in the tech.

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    15. Re:Amazon envisions... by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      Such as?

      Imagine two people born in 1800 that are discussing what kind of jobs would be available in 2000, after they're being told about the level of automation there will be. I doubt they'll get more than 1%. The fact that you or I can't imagine what people will be doing instead, doesn't mean that new jobs won't be created.

      For instance, I run a small business, but my skills are limited to a certain area, and I can't afford to hire anybody else. Maybe with smarter technology, I can get a robot to help me with the areas I'm not very good at, and grow my business. After I grow, I can afford to hire another person to do something that computers/robots are not good at doing.

      Or maybe Elon Musk (or someone else) will succeed in making an brain-computer connection on the neural level, and we can augment people's minds with a computer brain, giving people additional skills they lack on their own, and letting them do completely novel jobs.

    16. Re:Amazon envisions... by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      While I tend to agree, it is too early to anticipate the impact. People on subsistence living tend not to be big consumers, so there is a point at which eliminating too significant a portion of the jobs leads to a downward spiral. The same holds true for government; controlling unrest can become an issue if nobody has productive work to do.

      Logically, what would happen to our society if the "top 1%" in any field increased 10- or 50-fold? Would employers still still hire the people that were in the 80th percentile? I think a shorter work week might be an effective first step and help humanity, but it is hard to make work without an abundance of qualified people.

    17. Re:Amazon envisions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's fine,
      It's not like they're shooting or sending a dog to attack a delivery person?

      No need to stop one isolated attack on a drone, and there's no point in that effort. But you can detect and stop a pattern.

    18. Re:Amazon envisions... by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Such as?

      Imagine two people born in 1800 that are discussing what kind of jobs would be available in 2000, after they're being told about the level of automation there will be. I doubt they'll get more than 1%. The fact that you or I can't imagine what people will be doing instead, doesn't mean that new jobs won't be created.

      Problem is, if net new jobs are created, the robotic recolution will be considered a failure. Except for dangerous occupations, the goal of robotic replacement is not to make thnings safer or faster or better, it's to eliminate jobs.

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    19. Re: Amazon envisions... by roman_mir · · Score: 0

      So NASA creates no net wealth?

      - it's a net loss but how would we know for sure, after all we don't have a parallel universe where the government is inconsequential to compare what the situation looks like when there is no government at all, including no NASA. NASA is not a spherical cow floating in vacuum, it is part of the overall system that finds it acceptable to steal wealth from all to do something that the collective decides it would rather do with the wealth that is stolen from those who actually produce it.

      Ironically AFAIC all the major loans that are backed by government are a large part of the *reason for the destruction of the economy*. AFAIC police has to be fully private, same as military.

      The list goes on, nothing at all should be public.

    20. Re: Amazon envisions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And went stright over your head. There will always be more to do because we can always think of more things to do. We'll be producing enough to live. So it will generally work out.

    21. Re: Amazon envisions... by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      And went stright over your head. There will always be more to do because we can always think of more things to do. We'll be producing enough to live. So it will generally work out.

      'Working out" takes many different forms. It might be that humanity enters a golden age, and people do more or less what they want to do without worrying about starving.

      Ot it might mean that the surplus population is turned into fertilizer.

      Either way works the problem. Given the current folks in office, my money is on fertilizer.

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    22. Re:Amazon envisions... by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      That's the definition. How can a definition be myopic?

    23. Re:Amazon envisions... by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 1

      It's like he was talking about the Space Shuttle Challenger without talking about it's disastrous end when I was specifically talking about the disastrous end.

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    24. Re:Amazon envisions... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Historically, when we eliminated jobs, we wound up with spare workers that did something else. No net job loss, we just produced more. (Of course, this process was neither immediate nor painless.) If we can eliminate jobs with automation, and find new productive things for the displaced workers to do, that's one thing. The fear with the robotic revolution is that robots will do most of the jobs that low-skill humans can do.

      The individual goals are to make more money, not to eliminate jobs. If a machine can do a job a human is doing, and the machine is cheaper, the worker is out of there. There's no real limit to how cheap a machine can be, and there are limits for humans.

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    25. Re:Amazon envisions... by roman_mir · · Score: 0

      The disastrous end is the result of government preventing free market capitalism, you are the one who is blind.

  6. Threats to and from wildlife by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These machines will get attacked by birds defending their territories. In response, unless blades, engines, and rotors are guarded, the drone's design will injure or kill the bird. Bird numbers are dropping very fasr already. The manufacturers and corporates trialing delivery by drone have provided no assurance whatsoever that they are taking reasonable steps to prevent harm to wildlife.

    1. Re:Threats to and from wildlife by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because wildlife is completely incapable of learning and adapting. they haven't for millions of years. to wit: your post.

    2. Re: Threats to and from wildlife by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You dumbfuck, they have to last for several generations to have a chance. We haven't eliminated bird strikes on airplanes yet, and the birds have had over 100 years to adapt.

  7. theft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A big problem truck drivers face is highjacking for the cargo. Wouldn't a drone's package be subject to theft? Would it avoid tough neighborhoods? What about people that think a drone is spying on them or about to shoot them and shoot it out of the sky as it approaches for a landing? Would a cargo drone need a fighter escort?

    1. Re:theft? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      If a neighbourhood proves to be problematic (too many drone losses), Amazon will avoid it.   I imagine that this would more likely hit poor neighbourhoods, so Amazon will probably face discrimination charges.  Of course they would be right to avoid neighbourhoods that cause drone damage and loss.

    2. Re:theft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Avoid it with drones. Human delivery will have to remain for anything too heavy for the drones.

      It won't just be poor areas. The amount of trees and overhead wires in this older area would make drones infeasible.

    3. Re: theft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder too. Because in the Netherlands they already trained Eagles (I think) to take down drones near airports. They can make the drone lose balance for a few milliseconds and then grab it and slam it down. It wouldn't be that much more of a stretch to train the Eagle to then grab the package and fly it back to wherever, perhaps untraceable unless they GPS the package.

      There will definitely be bizarre edge cases and problems when drone delivery first comes out. Exciting times.

  8. So, no more $35 min. then! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course, I've had a $2 part delivered on a Sunday by the USPS, and then the same day a $70 part hand delivered - in my backyard! And a smoke detector and CO alarm delivered next day, at "no charge" (same box), instead of two shipments, one that day and the other the next.

  9. Forgot the clothesline by rmdingler · · Score: 1
    I wonder if they remembered overhead phone, and cable service lines, and assuming they did, why this software didn't recognize clothes lines as an obstacle.

    It seems unlikely researchers will be able to anticipate every obstacle an unmanned delivery vehicle would encounter in a simulated model.

    Ultimately, it will come down to an equation: additional loss of packages and UAVs + UAV cost and maintenance is less than or equal to conventional human delivery services.

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    1. Re:Forgot the clothesline by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2

      I wonder if they remembered overhead phone, and cable service lines, and assuming they did, why this software didn't recognize clothes lines as an obstacle.

      It seems unlikely researchers will be able to anticipate every obstacle an unmanned delivery vehicle would encounter in a simulated model.

      Ultimately, it will come down to an equation: additional loss of packages and UAVs + UAV cost and maintenance is less than or equal to conventional human delivery services.

      I wonder if they remembered overhead phone, and cable service lines, and assuming they did, why this software didn't recognize clothes lines as an obstacle.

      It seems unlikely researchers will be able to anticipate every obstacle an unmanned delivery vehicle would encounter in a simulated model.

      I'd love to see them try to deliver in my neighborhood. A wooded area, where the only open spaces are where the roads are, and even then, trees in the canopy and wires. and a lot of birds, some of the bigger ones don't like drones either. The only open space where a drone can fly is about along the roadways and sidewalks. Which are all designed to not be on a roadway grid. The airspace doesn't clear up until about 40 meters off the ground. And many of the affluent neighborhoods in my area are using this model.

      And Amazon is going to get a hellava bill if one of their drones tears down any of my wire antennas. They're designed to be unobtrusive. My own drone can't see them. But a drone coming in contact with one of them won't be in the air much longer.

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    2. Re:Forgot the clothesline by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      I'd love to see them try to deliver in my neighborhood.

      Likewise. Unlike you, I don't live in a wooded area however, I live in the greater London area. My road, as are many (most?) round here isn't exactly tree-lined, but there are no shortage of trees on the road itself. Also, most of the houses are connected to overhead telephone wires. The pavements (sidewalks for you US folks) are not especially wide (not like US ones) and often have people walking on them (quite unlike US ones!). Front gardens are small, certainly not enough space to land a drone, and besides they often have wheelie bins, hedges and plants in them.

      The thing that doesn't add up to me is that these drones can't operate in dense urban or suburban environment. In environments where there is enough space, the range/payload combo starts to get a little stretched.

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    3. Re:Forgot the clothesline by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      You can add to your equation: amortized cost of when drones/packages drop from the sky and break people or things.

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    4. Re:Forgot the clothesline by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      It's up to the customer to designate a suitable landing spot for deliveries. If you can't find one on your property then you simply won't have the option to receive deliveries this way.

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    5. Re:Forgot the clothesline by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      It's up to the customer to designate a suitable landing spot for deliveries. If you can't find one on your property then you simply won't have the option to receive deliveries this way.

      No kidding.

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  10. Sounds like a thiefs dream come true by burtosis · · Score: 2

    They just need one of these puppies and a faraday cage to put it in when it lands. No way for the drone to send back video or any information on the attacker and it can be transported to a radio secure location to open and disable it.

    1. Re:Sounds like a thiefs dream come true by denzacar · · Score: 1

      Except the first logical thing for a signal loss by a drone is to try to autonomously regain the signal by climbing upward while moving backward towards the location of the last known good source of signal.
      I.e. Moving out of the range of "puppies". Which just happen to be illegal jamming devices.

      Puppies keep barking... drone just videos the fucker and contacts the police. Autonomously.

      Good thing for "puppy" owners and makers is that I'm fairly certain no one at Amazon thought of that, because I'm a lateral thinking genius kind of which comes along only once in 5 generations.

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    2. Re:Sounds like a thiefs dream come true by denzacar · · Score: 1

      I meant 6 generations... or was that 7?

      Amongst many generations...

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    3. Re: Sounds like a thiefs dream come true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could have a larger drone fly over the delivery drone and drop a faraday cage over the drone. Even a mashed layer of aluminum about blanket size with small lead balls at each corner could potentially work.

      Or, an electro magnetic pulse blasted at the drone.

      But I think if you fuck with one of their drones and you are close to the scene of the crime, it's already not smart. It would be best to be able to do it remotely so having your own swarm of drones vs. their drone would likely be the best. If they know how to fuck with the delivery drone enough to disable any GPS trackers and stuff, Or maybe they could detach the package and then drop their drone into the salty ocean water.

      I'm sure somebody has a list of workable ideas.

    4. Re:Sounds like a thiefs dream come true by cmseagle · · Score: 1

      I see this argument in every discussion on drone delivery. Why? UPS drivers regularly leave packages "hidden" next to my front door. How is a drone (which records everything that happens to it) a more tempting target than a package sitting unattended on my front step?

    5. Re:Sounds like a thiefs dream come true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally I prefer.
      http://www.mossberg.com/category/series/590-tactical/

      Great with bird shot. One shot one kill.

    6. Re:Sounds like a thiefs dream come true by burtosis · · Score: 1

      You get free drone parts as a bonus?

  11. Oh man! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Based upon the condition of my deliveries, it's obvious that the shippers drop the package from 50ft, play soccer with it, use it for kickboxing exercises and then gently place it on my porch. Now, I guess they'll drop it from 500 ft.

  12. And I'm not laughing by golodh · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Solving the technicalities to get pinpoint parcel delivery by drone right is something I'd enjoy doing. A fun problem with potential relevance for society.

    What I'm worried about however is safety and security surrounding drone delivery. Buying a drone off the shelf still won't allow you to easily deliver parcels to a location outside your line of sight 5 miles away. But Amazon is solving that problem right now. Great huh?

    Only ... I can't be the only one who's thought about the possibilities of hijacking or impersonating Amazon drones for delivery of two pounds of semtex plus plus detonator wired to a phone or a timer to homes of e.g. e.g. veterans or politicians. Or military bases. Or shopping malls. Or schools. Or congress.

    Detonating a pound or two of semtex on a docked submarine (worth a cool billion) wouldn't be a bad payoff for your average terrorist either.

    What (if anything) is being done to prevent e.g. Al Qaida or ISIS (or whatever you've got) from abusing this system? Has anyone thought about this at all? Is anyone going to do so before the system goes live?

    In a pinch you might equip military bases with an anti-drone system. But people's homes? And schools, malls, cinema's ? Worth considering before it all goes live perhaps?

    1. Re:And I'm not laughing by rasmusbr · · Score: 0

      Terrorists are actually fairly slow at coming up with novel ideas. It literally took terrorists something like 100 years from the advent of automatic firearms to come up with and popularise the idea that you can simple grab a gun and spray bullets at a crowd in an enclosed space.

      Let's not help these people by posting clever ideas online.

    2. Re:And I'm not laughing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is not Amazon's problem, they get their foot in the door and make money off it, the security is someone else's problem. The government's, for example. The taxpayers can pay for the added security infrastructure and increased surveillance.

    3. Re:And I'm not laughing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are already using drones in Syria with explosives. So your theory is garbage.

    4. Re:And I'm not laughing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No worries. A a former microsoft guy is in charge of the project.

    5. Re: And I'm not laughing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can do that with off the shelf drones.

      Should we hold back progress because someone, somewhere, might use it for evil?

    6. Re:And I'm not laughing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It didn't take a hundred years for terrorists to start firing on crowds. How about the Pinkertons at the Homestead Strike of 1893? How about the British Army firing on Indians in the Jallianwala Bagh massacre, during the struggle for independence? Kent State, 1970 also comes to mind. See, terrorists have been doing this for a good while.

    7. Re:And I'm not laughing by rasmusbr · · Score: 1

      They are already using drones in Syria with explosives. So your theory is garbage.

      That is bad bad news then, since it probably means they'll do the same in Europe and the US within the next few years.

      The fact remains that terrorists tool a long time to realise that they could simple use guns. This terrorist attack seems to have been the first in history where upwards of 100 people were trapped in an enclosed space and gunned down by terrorists: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    8. Re: And I'm not laughing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's isn't that it is complicated to shoot people in closed spaces, however it is not easy to do even for the most radical of them. It implies looking civilians in the eyes and shooting them point blank. I presume it is much easier on yourself if you just fly a plane into a building, even though there will be much more potential victims.

    9. Re:And I'm not laughing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Terrorists could go out and build a drone that delivers an explosive payload RIGHT NOW using commercial available parts! It's not like Amazon has developed some technology that is superior to anyone with a few hundred dollars to spend and the soldering iron.

    10. Re: And I'm not laughing by amRadioHed · · Score: 2

      It appears you're being sarcastic though I can't figure out why. Why should Amazon be any more responsible for the misuse of drones than any other drone manufacturer is? Do you think Ford should also be responsible for people driving into crowds?

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    11. Re:And I'm not laughing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Terrorist attacks are just going to get easier and easier. We're already at the point where a $300 drone with a bomb can be programmed to carry out a route completely autonomously, miles away and hours after the terrorist has left even that area. With a bit more money or effort, you could have a swarm of drones communicating with each other to carry out complex attacks. You're going to have to shoot down all (unauthorized?) drones on site in any public area. And that's just looking at drones, there are plenty of other areas where technology has made things easier for them.

      The only way forward is to just make fewer terrorists. Stop the disenfranchisement of young males (of all races and creeds), provide jobs and education, safety nets, mental health care, outreach programs, build communities, etc. There will still always be occasional attacks, and we'll survive them, but at least they'll be rare occurrences.

    12. Re:And I'm not laughing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To add to that: they actually already are rare occurrences, it's just the ease of access to (international) media that makes it sound like they're happening all the time. But with a bit of work, we can make it so they're extremely rare.

    13. Re:And I'm not laughing by ruir · · Score: 1

      I wonder what happens when the drone has a BSOD.

    14. Re:And I'm not laughing by mjwx · · Score: 2

      Terrorists are actually fairly slow at coming up with novel ideas. It literally took terrorists something like 100 years from the advent of automatic firearms to come up with and popularise the idea that you can simple grab a gun and spray bullets at a crowd in an enclosed space.

      Let's not help these people by posting clever ideas online.

      OK, how did this get modded up. The idea of "spray and pray" is pretty much as old as the automatic weapon itself. The first man portable sub machine guns were invented in WWI, circa 1915. They were used to mow down rooms full of people in the 1920's.

      Terrorists aren't stupid. You're only kidding yourself if you think otherwise. Most terrorists tend to be highly educated because most of them from the middle east are young men who have trained to be an engineer but ended up finding out there aren't any good engineering jobs for them because the jobs went to the families and friends of the Sheiks and dictators and they cant get a job in the west because they hate Muzzies.

      So what else does a motivated, angry, well educated young man do in a highly despotic society but take up an exciting career in blowing shit up.

      Sarcasm aside, many Americans I suspect would be surprised to find out they dont hate us, but they feel they have little choice but to fight because they have precious few other opportunities. If we want to fight terror, maybe we should look at the underlying causes, not just senseless killing.

      --
      Calling someone a "hater" only means you can not rationally rebut their argument.
    15. Re:And I'm not laughing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Won't somebody please think of the terrorists!!!

      Honestly, chill. The postal service has been capable of delivering 2 pounds of semtex to pretty much anyone in the world for some time now. The sky hasn't fallen down yet.

      Detonating a pound of semtex on top of a Navy submarine is likely to scorch it a bit though, you're right there, it would need a new paint job afterwards. That's definitely going to be some bad PR right there.

    16. Re:And I'm not laughing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh good grief. The hard part is getting 2 lbs of Semtex, not delivering the Semtex to somewhere, anywhere, where people are, that you can kill. Like shopping malls, he actually said shopping malls, like you need a drone to take 2lbs of Semtex to a shopping mall.

      Drones don't enable bombings to occur, they just reduce consequential damage to your own agents by allowing them to act remotely. This is clearly not an issue for the people we call terrorists today. It might be an issue for more militarised types of terrorism (V2 bombers, Cruise Missiles, etc.) In fact the US have been bombing innocent people using remotely controlled drones for some time now, and I suspect theirs are a bit better than Amazon's. You certainly don't have to worry about washing lines if your aim is destroy a city block.

    17. Re:And I'm not laughing by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

      And what is to stop them from putting the two pounds of semtex into a FedEx package and having it delivered to the veterans or politicians. Oh my god, this is not even a future problem!!!!111 We must stop all delivery of packages at once. Amazon must cease to exist because we cannot have packages being delivered to peoples homes, where is the security in that!!!!!11

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    18. Re:And I'm not laughing by rasmusbr · · Score: 1

      Could you refer to any non-military mass-shootings in the 1920's, or even any mass shootings prior to the 2000's outside of war zones and colonies? I'm not talking about gangsters moving down a few people. That happens all the time. I'm talking about civilians/terrorists murdering 50+ civilians with guns.

      You know, educated people are not necessarily more clever or inventive than uneducated people.

      If terrorism happened because of this lack of opportunity that you describe we would be facing a massive wave of Roma terrorism here in Europe. Terrorism is always, without exception, caused by fanatical political or religious beliefs. It usually boils down to the idea that your homeland is under occupation by an illegitimate force, government or people and the idea that you will be a martyr if you die fighting it.

  13. Drone traveling at 60 mph and total power loss? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If something like a total power loss occurs, how dangerous it will be for the people close by?

  14. Gur Kimchi? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had that as an entree once, it was delicious.

  15. Noise is a problem by Sqreater · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Nobody addresses the fact that these things will make a lot of noise in settled areas. And as the drone traffic increases, so will the noise level, to the point that in some communities there may be incessant drone delivery noise.

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    1. Re:Noise is a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Seriously. The first time I heard a drone in a park I nearly punched the operator. Flying lawnmower. Have they made drones any quieter these days?

    2. Re:Noise is a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Current deliveries are done by trucks, are drones louder than trucks?

    3. Re:Noise is a problem by tsqr · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Current deliveries are done by trucks, are drones louder than trucks?

      Not necessarily louder, but a much more annoying frequency spectrum.

    4. Re:Noise is a problem by rasmusbr · · Score: 1

      The obvious solution is to use self-driving road vehicles instead. The infrastructure is already in place in all developed countries.

    5. Re:Noise is a problem by siamesevodka · · Score: 1

      Hasn't stopped the Burlington Northern from sending freight trains two blocks from my home at 3 crossings every 30-45 minutes a day 24 hours a day. The ones at night lay on the air horns solid from one end of town to the other.The dual mainline track was installed after I moved in to my home.Cheap chinese goods for all your big box store lovers How do I know it's all the stuff from china? The freight boxes are China express J B Hunt Maersk etc. I'm pretty sure the Oracle from Omaha Warren Buffet who owns a majority of the Burlington Northern has enough money that he does not hear train horns in his sleep all night long.

    6. Re:Noise is a problem by bluegutang · · Score: 1

      Which, incidentally, is why flying cars will never take off (apologies for the pun). Humans are much heavier than Amazon packages, so the flying car would be correspondingly louder.

    7. Re:Noise is a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd guess they're about the same level of loud.

      Of course, the delivery trucks don't actually drive through your yard. The drones will seem louder -- and since they're descending from above, their noise will not be blocked by neighboring houses the same way truck noise is.

  16. Actually, we can still have full employment by PeterM+from+Berkeley · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Humanity doesn't really have to support people who never contribute. (Most people will retire or whatever, and some will never be fit to work).

    1) Shrink the work week. (I consider this nonviable because it is wasteful)
    We can shrink the "work week" to almost nothing. Then everyone needs to "work" at those few jobs which are still essential. You just divide up the work smaller and smaller. I think this is a stupid idea, because the overhead on learning the skills tends to infinity.

    2) Employ everyone in jobs that can't be automated. This means people working in arts, and maybe the sciences (if that remains unautomated), eradicating the last of the diseases that still afflict humanity, etc. This means that the people who control resources will have to demand *far far* more arts and science than they currently do. Yet in an abundance society, there will be effectively more resources to demand creative output from people than there are people. Seems like no problem, it just takes willingness to put resources to use this way. This way, we can keep "work or die", but there *has* to be a commitment from those who control resources to *accept* whatever creative work can be done by the people that are alive. This is by far my preferred vision of human future, thanks Marshall Brain for the inspiration. It preserves motivation to continue creative work instead of allowing humanity to descend to total meaningless existence.

    3) Provide handouts with no expectation of work. This *may* work out well, I don't think it's a proven fact that people won't do creative things without threat of starvation. I think some will be driven to create despite having all necessities handed to them.

    Good outcome or bad depends only and solely on the greed of those who control resources. If they want to hog all the resources to themselves, far beyond their needs, then yes, it'll be a mass slaughter. If they want to allow humanity as a whole to use the available resources is some more equitable way, then it could end up as a paradise.

    --PeterM

    1. Re: Actually, we can still have full employment by Fwipp · · Score: 1

      I don't think I've ever heard someone seriously say that "work or die" is their dream for the future.

    2. Re:Actually, we can still have full employment by grumling · · Score: 1

      1) will work until someone who actually enjoys working, or desires money/compensation more than leisure time comes along and skews the numbers in their favor. There are enough of these people out there that companies can compete for them. They end up setting the standard and the rest of us are dragged along.

      2) I think this is exactly what is happening. Look at people who blog, produce YouTube video, sell "adventure" travel packages and other entertainment. But they haven't hit mainstream yet. Everyone who posts on Facebook could easily run their own blog site, but the thinking is that it is too hard, mostly because they are going to be compared to Hollywood and established media. And they have to get over the idea that in order to be successful they have to be Leonardo DiCaprio or something. Instead of Hollywood producing 100 or so movies a year that appeal to billions of people, there might be a billion or so movies that appeal to a few million, but still make money (just not Hollywood money). Instead of everyone going to Disney for a week in the summer they're visiting the local adventure park, going on a fly fishing expedition or taking creative cooking classes. And we'll still have big companies producing big media, but they will delve further into virtual production to the point where everything will be animation, and actors and musicians will go back to the stage.

      3) Even with the welfare system in the US, they still need to redefine poverty every once in a while because technology costs drive down to the point where everything is affordable. Many people wouldn't know that there were once apartments in the US that didn't have kitchens and used shared bathrooms. Forget about not having a TV or microwave, that's assumed in the US, even for the most poor of the population. Not saying that welfare is a wonderful experience, but let's not presume that being poor today is the same as being poor in 1955.

      The real outcome of all these changes isn't that big companies are going to get bigger (they are), but that small players can survive and thrive. There will be companies building businesses on custom 3D printing, just as there will be companies using 3D printers to eliminate warehouses full of spare parts. My guess is that there will be far more new 3D printing companies than there will be virtual warehouses full of mass produced items.

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    3. Re:Actually, we can still have full employment by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      it could end up as a parasite. - FTFY.

    4. Re:Actually, we can still have full employment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone tends to put (3) in somewhere, but I think that is based on a gross misconception: everyone wants to be creative.

      We have a lot of drug rehab centers full of people who don't want anything but a high. We have even more people who aren't in the rehab centers that don't want anything but a high. There has to be some way to manage those people, that not-negligible percentage of humanity who will not be constructive yet must be placated in some way to ensure they don't collide negatively with the rest of civilization, hopefully without banishment or termination.

      I'd guess that there's potential for a lot more jobs in human care if we tried to really "take care of" the "don't-think-the-same-way-we-do" people.

    5. Re: Actually, we can still have full employment by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I don't think I've ever heard someone seriously say that "work or die" is their dream for the future.

      It's a cool, edgy, business-managemently disruptive way of saying "protestant work ethic".

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      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
    6. Re: Actually, we can still have full employment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's just their dream for everyone else's future.

  17. April 20th International Leftwing Slap-off! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Commies, socialists, progtards or antifa - if you see 'em, slap 'em! Let's set a new world record for leftist butt-hurt!

  18. so... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that would include:
    1) 13yo with a slingshot
    2) 16yo with a bb gun
    3) 85yo with a shotgun

    1. Re: So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sure can xD

    2. Re: So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      plus you get to keep whatever the drone was delivering.

  19. A few rich communities will complain by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    the rest won't care because they'll be at their second jobs while their kids are cramming to get a scholarship that (maybe) pays half the $500k college now costs.

    Or, as that Dilbert guy said (ironically now that his politics have changed): You can get used to anything if somebody force you to.

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  20. First Commercial Drone Delivery Service by cusco · · Score: 5, Interesting

    These guys at Zipline deliver emergency medical supplies to remote clinics in Rwanda. Not sunscreen to suburbanites. Anywhere within 120 kilometers of the base can receive a delivery of blood, vaccines, or other medical supplies within an hour of sending a text message, a trip that can take most of a day by road (if the road is even passable at that moment).

    The trip is fully automated, just input the coordinates of the destination and the package is on its way at 100 kph. This is not a demonstration or beta project, they're currently in full operation in Rwanda and testing in other countries. The day they start to set up shop in Peru I'm retiring and going to work for them.

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    1. Re: First Commercial Drone Delivery Service by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Retiring"

        I don't think that word means what you think.

    2. Re:First Commercial Drone Delivery Service by bluegutang · · Score: 2

      That's awesome. But let's keep in mind that in Rwanda the alternatives to drones are much less effective than in the US.

  21. Obligatory Ace Ventura by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1
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  22. Jeff Bezos is not as bad as Donald Trump... by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 2

    Jeff Bezos is not as bad as Donald Trump, but Bezos says and does things that show he isn't thinking carefully.

    Remote control over drones can ALWAYS be eliminated or hijacked by radio frequency interference.

    Technology ALWAYS has failures, like those at Three Mile Island, Fukushima Daiichi, and Chernobyl.

    Amazon drone delivery: nine ways it could go horribly wrong

    I don't want drones near where I live. Will drones be allowed near where Jeff Bezos lives?

    1. Re: Jeff Bezos is not as bad as Donald Trump... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The failsafe is to fly back to HQ if any parameters change outside the accepted bounds. Alternative is landing in a controlled descent. I'll go out on a limb and say loss of coms would trigger that.

    2. Re: Jeff Bezos is not as bad as Donald Trump... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GPS jamming is trivial, and good inertial costs more than the drone. Got another good idea? Got a good idea arts solid enough to be safe and affordable? If you do, please get off your ass and license it so we can start using it. Until then, we will continue to assume your full of shit.

    3. Re:Jeff Bezos is not as bad as Donald Trump... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love the way you conflated drone delivery with nuclear meltdowns... are these drones nuclear powered?

    4. Re:Jeff Bezos is not as bad as Donald Trump... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jeff Bezos is not as bad as Donald Trump, but Bezos says and does things that show he isn't thinking carefully.

        Remote control over drones can ALWAYS be eliminated or hijacked by radio frequency interference.

      Technology ALWAYS has failures, like those at Three Mile Island, Fukushima Daiichi, and Chernobyl.

        Amazon drone delivery: nine ways it could go horribly wrong

      I don't want drones near where I live. Will drones be allowed near where Jeff Bezos lives?

      I'm sorry about your schizophrenia. It's a devastating condition which ruins many lives. I'll be praying for your recovery.

  23. territorial birds will attack these... by doug141 · · Score: 2

    ...and it'll result in downed drones and birds.

  24. What a fucking stupid idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .....Amazon drone delivery means only one thing....

    Free drones !@@@!

  25. (90 years ago) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd love to see them try to bring these new-fangled automobiles to my neighborhood! A wooded area with no open spaces and a lot of birds. There's no open space where an automobile could drive. Many of the affluent neighborhoods in my area are using this model!

    And Ford is going to get a hellava bill if one of their cars hits a tree and damages a house!

    1. Re:(90 years ago) by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2

      I'd love to see them try to bring these new-fangled automobiles to my neighborhood! A wooded area with no open spaces and a lot of birds.

      There is a reason we don't share roads and flying machines. In my neighborhood, the drone would have to either hva to follow the road at car height, in which case, the delivery should be by autonomous vehicle not a flying machine.

      My point is, that despite your trying to turn this into a get off my lawn statement, drones are simply not a good choice for delivery method in many places. I suppose in a development that was at one time a farmer's field, with no trees, underground services, and a non-reactionary populous, a drone could work pretty well. Otherwise it is a solution that causes more problems than it cures.

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  26. Uh-huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unfortunately, you can't simulate an infinite number of variables. More Silicon Valley propaganda. Whatever. I see this as more of a desperation move, like Uber running away to Arizona, than anything else. These companies with their greed and overinflated egos are the real 'joke'. They are starting to resemble clowns. I wonder how many of them would fit in a Pinto?

  27. As an aside.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I will be releasing the first drone takeover service.

  28. WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Amazon is also planning for urban deliveries, with the idea of landing drones on rooftops"

    I'll just get out my 32 foot ladder to retrieve my Amazon delivery from the roof. Next idea on the drawing board: Amazon deliveries by trebuchet.

    1. Re:WTF by cusco · · Score: 1

      Roof of apartment and office buildings, not the roof of your trailer.

      BTW, the drug smugglers on the southern border are using trebuchets for delivery already.

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      "Think about how stupid the average person is. Now, realise that half of them are dumber than that." - George Carlin
  29. So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What happens if the "safe" location is on my property? Can I sure for trespassing?

  30. They can shrink the eco system by rsilvergun · · Score: 2

    Just look at Apple. They're the most profitable company on Earth and they did it with prices 2-3x market.

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  31. They Need A Landing Beacon by kenwd0elq · · Score: 1

    Amazon isn't going to send a Prime Air drone to just anyplace; it will only send a drone to Amazon Prime customers. That said, Amazon needs to provide a landing beacon for the drone to use. I would envision the beacon as something about the size and shape of a bathroom scale. The beacon would be linked via some wireless method.

    When the customer orders something with Prime Air delivery, the customer's PC would transmit an authentication code to the beacon, as received from Amazon when the order is placed. The owner would place the beacon in a safe location; on the driveway, in the back yard, wherever. Amazon would dispatch the drone to the owner's GPS coordinates, and then communicate with the beacon to find the final location. The beacon, about the size and shape of a bathroom scale, would BE a scale, and transmit an alert to the customer and to Amazon once the weight of the package is sensed on the beacon.

    1. Re:They Need A Landing Beacon by cusco · · Score: 1

      Not necessary. Automated video recognition is too good for that to be needed in this day and age. Customers will just print out an Amazon logo on a standard sheet of paper and lay it down. Maye with a QR code for high-value deliveries, but probably not. These things are fairly loud, you'll know when your delivery arrives.

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    2. Re:They Need A Landing Beacon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These things are fairly loud, you'll know when your delivery arrives.

      It wouldn't take much to beat the knock*-once-and-leave UPS system they have right now.

      * Where "knock" can be reasonably approximated as "briefly caress your door with a feather."

  32. Front porch theft by siamesevodka · · Score: 1

    Seeing how they haven't solved front porch theft yet, what makes Amazon think that "Cletus" your next door neighbor in the flight path won't take his shotgun and drop the flying pinata for his own benefit? If your not around or Cletus lives 2 blocks away how will you know what happened to your delivery? It's manna from heaven right? Plus when the drone goes crazy on it's own will the customer be liable for property damage when it hits the neighbors new corvette? The drone has good uses but that normally fits into damage caused in a war zone.

    1. Re:Front porch theft by locopuyo · · Score: 1

      Solving front porch theft is pretty easy. Don't live in a ghetto.

    2. Re:Front porch theft by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      What's the benefit of getting free products that you destroyed with a shotgun in order to acquire?

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    3. Re: Front porch theft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're unlikely to have a neighbor named "Cletus" unless you live in Alabama or Mississippi.

  33. 9 ways drone delivery can fail. Any others? by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 2

    Good point about the loss of communication. But there are MANY problems:

    1) What if communication is hijacked?

    2) There are many, many dogs that would jump on a drone trying to land a package.

    3) There are children would try to capture a drone. Mom! I found a plane in our yard!

    4) A drone would be REALLY, REALLY ANNOYING to a lot of people. Why? A drone would compromise their safety. A drone would emit scary noise. Many, many people in the U.S., a nation of gun owners, would shoot at a drone. Even children might use their BB guns to shoot at a drone.

    5) Thieves might like to capture a drone.

    6) Weather is often ENTIRELY UNPREDICTABLE. A big, unexpected gust of wind could smash a drone against a house. There are many places where 2 weather systems come together in which weather reports are only educated guesses.

    7) Electronics sometimes fails. (Funny: I can imagine Slashdot readers saying, "What! I didn't know that!")

    8) Mechanical devices sometimes fail.

    9) There are often design errors that are only discovered after device failure.

    These are problems of TRUMPIC proportions!

    But yes, Jeff Bezos is still better than Donald Trump.

    1. Re: 9 ways drone delivery can fail. Any others? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Drone delivery would likely net out to less harm than vehicle delivery. Progress isn't always a straight line.

    2. Re: 9 ways drone delivery can fail. Any others? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      9 things that, if you thought of them, a crop of the best engineers in the world are thinking of them, too. And yes, Amazon has hired some of the best engineers and expert researchers in the world for this.

  34. Prepare for NOISE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you don't like noise now, just wait until the buzzing of drones overhead is 24/7. Then, it'll be a plus to live in the flight path of an airport, because no drones. Buy your airport house now, while it's still cheap.

  35. Even intensely developed technology fails. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    It's very common in the U.S. culture that, rather than cooperate, someone looks for a way to disagree.

    I'm sure everyone understands the issue. If there can be huge problems with extraordinarily expensive, intensely managed technology, it is even more likely that there will be problems with technology that is not getting a lot of oversight.

    Drone technology is not getting much oversight. I haven't seen any stories discussing the 9 issues I mentioned.

  36. Free loot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gone are the days of combing the neighborhoods aimlessly looking for a recently delivered package to lift. Just follow the little bird right to the pot of gold!

    Yes, one could follow a truck. But you'd have to see it first. A drone zooting around with one or more packages dangling below will be much easier to spot. And while following one may not be plausible depending on its route, you really only need to be somewhat near its landing location. This becomes easier on non-level ground, where you could sit atop a hill and watch it descend, for example.

  37. Shortcomings on Amazon web pages indicate... by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    The first step would be to explain the possible solutions. Why? At present, negative attitudes are developing rapidly.

    "Amazon has hired some of the best engineers and expert researchers in the world for this."

    I feel doubtful about that. I see shortcomings on almost every Amazon web page. If managers at Amazon don't see or don't fix those, what chance is there they will solve far more difficult problems?

  38. Safety first by peterphiliprowley · · Score: 1

    Drones will always fall from the sky injuring or killing. The design should be unable to exceed a safe predetermined free-fall velocity. Crumple zones should be built in to reduce the chance of injury. Fans should be ducted with forgiving grills preventing a finger from being severed. Safety should be the first concern of the FAA. It will use a bit more power but they will still have healthy savings.

  39. People feeling superior often act nasty. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    What about the mental condition of the writers of the stories to which I linked?

  40. Joke? No. Doesn't mean it should be permitted. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Make all the buggy whip jokes you want. But sooner or later it should become time that we start protecting people instead of corporations.

  41. Of course.... by JohnMcLane · · Score: 1

    Of course they are, after all this is one of the necessary steps to "freedom from people" also known as "useless eaters".

  42. Hmmm.... Do I get to keep.... by martinfb · · Score: 1

    Can I keep the drone, too, along with my order?!

    Can I shoot down a drone that is passing over my house (and keep the payload) as a toll for using my airspace?

    Can I keep the pkg that was incorrectly delivered to my house?


    (What also works is to replace the "Can I" above with "I will".) ;-)

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    Self-importance and self-indulgence is the root of ALL evil.