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Ancient Cannibals Didn't Turn To Cannibalism Just For the Calories, Study Suggests (sciencemag.org)

sciencehabit quotes a report from Science Magazine: A new, slightly morbid study based on the calorie counts of average humans suggests that man-eating was mostly ritualistic, not dietary, in nature among hominins including Homo erectus, H. antecessor, Neandertals, and early modern humans. On average, an adult male human contains 125,822 calories of fat and protein, enough to meet the 1-day dietary requirements of more than 60 people. The numbers represent a lower limit, as Neandertals and other extinct hominins likely had more muscle mass than modern humans. Still, when compared with other animals widely available to ancient man like mammoths (3,600,000 calories), wooly rhinoceroses (1,260,000 calories), and aurochs (979,200 calories), it hardly seems worthwhile to hunt hominins that are just as wily and dangerous as the hunters, the researchers conclude. Some instances of cannibalism from nine Paleolithic sites, which date from 936,000 to 14,700 years ago, might be chalked up to starvation or not wanting to waste a perfectly good body that died from natural causes.

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  1. TPIWW... by msauve · · Score: 1

    so, do we taste like gamy chicken?

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    1. Re:TPIWW... by MrCodswallop · · Score: 1

      Some say, veal, if you prefer red meat references.

    2. Re:TPIWW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The common name for human meat in NewGuinea is "long pig", where eating the dead is a ritual for absorbing the power of the food

    3. Re:TPIWW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Arabic diet.........babies in incubators to start the Persian Gulf War

    4. Re:TPIWW... by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      so, do we taste like gamy chicken?

      No. Small animals taste like chicken. Humans taste similar to pork. My Appalachian in-laws call it "long pig". They say that once you get past the "yuck" factor, it isn't that bad.

    5. Re:TPIWW... by arth1 · · Score: 1

      It's saltier than pork. More like dachhase.

      But I'm wondering about the authors of the article if they jump from "not due to calories" to a conclusion that it must have been ritualistic. Why not taste?

    6. Re:TPIWW... by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

      But I'm wondering about the authors of the article if they jump from "not due to calories" to a conclusion that it must have been ritualistic. Why not taste?

      The most plausible explanation is that they were fighting wars over territory with other tribes, and if people are killed in battle, then hey, there is no good reason to let a perfectly good corpse go to waste.

    7. Re:TPIWW... by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      Huh...I had no idea that adult human males had only 125 Calories. Talk about very low calorie density with good micronutrient content. That is the ultimate weight loss food. This should be on Dr. Oz, since he likes promoting that kind of stuff regardless of any empirical evidence. Maybe one of his sponsors could sell assault rifles and charcoal barbecues. Just be mindful that not all are created equal. Barbara Hudson is bigger than the typical adult male and likely carries more calories, for example.

    8. Re:TPIWW... by war4peace · · Score: 1

      That was my uneducated guess too :)
      But seriously, any meat provider would have been welcome. I agree that early humans wouldn't go specifically hunting other humans, but if they ended up clashing and killing each other, then all bets were off, consumption-wise.

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    9. Re:TPIWW... by Baleet · · Score: 1

      Are your Appalachian in-laws immigrants from the South Pacific? Because that's where that term originated.

    10. Re:TPIWW... by tsqr · · Score: 1

      Huh...I had no idea that adult human males had only 125 Calories. Talk about very low calorie density with good micronutrient content.

      Nice try at pedantry, with the implied "calories vs. Calories".The article says, "enough to meet the 1-day dietary requirements of more than 60 people." Unless you think a person can get by on 2 Calories per day, in which case it doesn't even rise to pendantry.

    11. Re:TPIWW... by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      Unless you think a person can get by on 2 Calories per day, in which case it doesn't even rise to pendantry.

      For up to two months, or maybe longer if you happen to be the size and shape of a walrus.

    12. Re:TPIWW... by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Why not taste?

      My first thought, too.

      Occam's razor says: "Because we're tasty!"

      That's the main reason humans prefer any particular food group or (eg.) why we eat cows instead of horses. Why would cannibals be any different?

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    13. Re:TPIWW... by arglebargle_xiv · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Humano pibil is actually pretty nice provided they weren't smokers and got at least a bit of exercise on occasion.

    14. Re: TPIWW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Horse meat is quite popular in Europe, maybe a niche but popular enough that specialty butchers exist in most towns. For some reason horse meat is illegal in the US while I doubt a horse is smarter than a pig. Donkey salami is also tasty.

      I don't know the details but I believe that economically cattle is more valuable than horse due to the milk production which gives income for several years, cattle can feed on more stuff than horses can thanks to a more complex digestive system and is a much tamer beast to manage. Taste is definitely not the only factor.

    15. Re: TPIWW... by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Horses being taboo for eating in the US is in large part based on how the continent was settled. Horses were vital, to the point that horse theft also carried the death penalty.
      Once cultural taboos are established, it's hard to get rid of them[*].
      So it's just unthinkable for most Americans to eat horse meat, even though it's both good tasting and nourishing, and eaten elsewhere.

      Black cured horse meat sausage is probably my absolute favorite sandwich meat.

      [*]: Another taboo that makes little sense anymore is the incest taboo between consenting adults. Society allows people with known inheritable diseases to procreate, but the mere risk of consanguinity related defects is used as justification in the case of incest. Even if the people in question use prophylactics or are sterilized, it's abhorred to the point that people not only won't do it themselves, but won't allow anyone else to do it either. Much like with horse meat.

    16. Re:TPIWW... by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Humano pibil is actually pretty nice provided they weren't smokers and got at least a bit of exercise on occasion.

      Nah, exercise makes for tough meat. Like with kobe beef, the best meat is from specimens that get plenty of beer and massages. Much more tender, and with nice marbling and a fat rind that preserves the taste.

    17. Re: TPIWW... by pscottdv · · Score: 1

      "The horse is a noble animal. You ever take a peek at a cow or a pig? We do them a favor eating them. Saves them from having to look at themselves in the water trough every day." -- Colonel Sherman T. Potter

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  2. We need a study for this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Eating each other for dietary needs would seem self-limiting. Also any society that condones murder doesn't last long.

    Witness the fools romping around the desert in Syria and Iraq. They might enjoy the killing but they aren't exactly growing.

    1. Re:We need a study for this? by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Eating each other for dietary needs would seem self-limiting. Also any society that condones murder doesn't last long.

      Cannibals don't eat "each other". They eat their enemies and outsiders. Few societies consider wartime killings to be "murder". Even the Bible (at least the Old Testament) condones killing outsiders.

    2. Re:We need a study for this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some Cannibals eat each other.
      It's called endocannibalism as opposed to exocannibalism

      Where endocannibalism is practiced it is either a part of a mourning process and it is believed that the practice keeps the spirit of the deceased within the tribe or it is done to prevent the spirit from coming back and haunt the family members.
      In the latter case it is also common to burn any possessions of the deceased.

    3. Re:We need a study for this? by RuffMasterD · · Score: 1

      For future space colonisers, as was the case for the first Europeans colonising America, the most abundant source of food will be other humans. At some point a supply shipment will fail to arrive, reserves will run out, and people will have to decide between starving to death, or eating someone else who has already starved to death and surviving. As long as it's only a temporary scenario, then the population should rebound as soon as supplies resume. We might as well study the dynamics while we can.

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    4. Re: We need a study for this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope.
      A corpse feed 60 people for a day. So they need 60 corpses for 60 days. In other words, the population is halved every 60 days when relying entirely on cannibalism.

      Which means that all those scifis with a cannibal plot has a huge plot hole - you get down to 1 person so fast it isn't funny.

      Even the world population would only last for about 30 such 60-day intervals, that is under 5 years.

    5. Re:We need a study for this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can grok that

  3. Don't be a cannibal, I will give you protein for f by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    right after you suck on my DAMN balls

  4. There's more than one kind of Cannibalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's head-hunters and there's opportunistic cannibalism. Like what happened in the Siege of Leningrad during WW2.

  5. A cult by AHuxley · · Score: 1

    The local witch doctor, spiritual healer or prophet saw a new business opportunity and decided to expand their status in the community.
    To become the gateway to the supply and demand.
    That is why most normal religions ban such ideas.

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  6. Wow so is /. just by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a Fark repost page now? This is REALLY pathetic.

  7. hahahaha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are they for real with this crappy article?

    1. Re:hahahaha by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      The submitter should have linked to the original article in Nature that the Science article refers to, and actually has some meat (no pun intended) to it, but IMO refutes a lot of what this says about ritualism, and caloric reasons.

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  8. Oblig. by PPH · · Score: 1
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  9. Marston Bates knew this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    50 years ago in his book Gluttons and Libertines...

  10. What are Neandertals? Proto-editors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What are Neandertals? Proto-editors? Autotrophs?

  11. It's the parasites stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cannibalizing makes it too easy to transfer parasites like Trichinosis. If a species Only consumes other species it forces the parasite to be viable in two species which is much harder for evolution to tackle. Odd the Science article does not even mention this parasite factor.

    1. Re: It's the parasites stupid by Jesus+H+Rolle · · Score: 1

      That's why they use meat thermometers.

  12. Wow, didn't know the homosapiens were scientist by Eloking · · Score: 3, Informative

    Yeahhh..... I'm sure the homosapiens compared the calories betweens species before hunting.

    More seriously though, I find that this studies goes wayyyy to far in it's analysis of the situation. In my mind, for the decision of the prey to hunt, the quantity of food per individual fall pretty low in the decision process.

    What's the season? How easy it is to hunt and what are the odd of success? How much experience we have hunting that prey? How far from the colony the prey is? How dangerous it is to hunt that prey? Is there additional benefit to hunt that prey (are they challenging our territory? Can I impress the village if I hunt this?)

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    1. Re:Wow, didn't know the homosapiens were scientist by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Yeahhh..... I'm sure the homosapiens compared the calories betweens species before hunting.

      It needn't be a complex math problem, sometimes math is built in to evolution. That is, the specimens that didn't choose prey with the correct calorie balance didn't survive.

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    2. Re:Wow, didn't know the homosapiens were scientist by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      That's only partially true. There a lot of wiggle room once you have enough to survive. There are lots of side effects that show up in evolution. If something tastes good then creatures will eat it whether or not there was any evolutionary advantage.

      Tigers will try to eat humans, even if there easier choices, these are attacks of opportunity. And tigers are not less evolved than humans.

      Too often I see scientists trying to create an evolutionary explanation for everything whether an explanation is needed or not. And the more soft the science is the more hand wavy the explanations end up being.

    3. Re:Wow, didn't know the homosapiens were scientist by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Tigers will try to eat humans, even if there easier choices, these are attacks of opportunity. And tigers are not less evolved than humans.

      Wikipedia seems to think otherwise. Quote:

      Most tigers will only attack a human if they cannot physically satisfy their needs otherwise. Tigers are typically wary of humans and usually show no preference for human meat. Although humans are relatively easy prey, they are not a desired source of food.

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    4. Re:Wow, didn't know the homosapiens were scientist by aevan · · Score: 1
      Keep reading.

      Man-eaters have been a recurrent problem for India....There, some healthy tigers have been known to hunt humans
      ....
      During war, tigers may acquire a taste for human flesh from the consumption of corpses which have lain unburied, and go on to attack soldiers; this happened during the Vietnam and Second World Wars

      So some learn to find it tasty, and continue on preying on humans by choice. As Homer put it: "Faster Son, He's Got a Taste For Meat Now! "

    5. Re:Wow, didn't know the homosapiens were scientist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you never come across the word "too"? It's what you should have written when you wrote "wayyy to far"...

    6. Re:Wow, didn't know the homosapiens were scientist by swb · · Score: 2

      African lions have been known to prey on humans as a primary food source.

      Game warden and former professional elephant hunter George Rushby killed off the pride in the late 1940s. His autobiography "No More The Tusker" details this and there is a BBC documentary on the the man-eating lions of Njombe.

      I think for the lions, the explanation was kind of simple -- a pride of lions basically started preying on humans often and long enough that their offspring learned it to be an easy food source to the point that it became an ingrained behavior.

      The book is long out of print (I had to get it from an inter-library loan from a local University's Africa collection) but is a fascinating first-person account of colonial Africa in the Early 20th century. Rushby's elephant hunts were pretty amazing, basically heading off into the bush for months at a time and living off the land.

      As senseless and cruel as elephant hunting is now, Rushby has a lot of stories about just how dangerous elephants are to hunt. Many of his peers were killed by elephants. Intelligent and social animals capable of coordinating and tricking human hunters and capable of easily killing them. Rushby has stories of fellow hunters picked up and bashed against trees and rocks or simply crushed under foot. The extremely large rifle rounds required to put them down meant single shot rifles, double-barreled if you were lucky and only effective at very short ranges.

    7. Re:Wow, didn't know the homosapiens were scientist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > If something tastes good then creatures will eat it whether or not there was any evolutionary advantage.

      Yes... and why do you think something happens to taste good to a certain species? Evolution shaped those senses to pick up beneficial foodstuffs preferentially.

    8. Re:Wow, didn't know the homosapiens were scientist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In some cultures it's considered to polite to use extra y's and save o's. After all, there are plenty of consonants yet vowels are of short supply.

    9. Re:Wow, didn't know the homosapiens were scientist by tsqr · · Score: 1

      Yes... and why do you think something happens to taste good to a certain species? Evolution shaped those senses to pick up beneficial foodstuffs preferentially.

      I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream. Because it's good for us.

    10. Re:Wow, didn't know the homosapiens were scientist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but you assume they had a correct calorie count....they didnt survive. they have been dead for millennia!
       

    11. Re:Wow, didn't know the homosapiens were scientist by jae471 · · Score: 1

      But it is good for you - a mix of fats, proteins, and sugars, plus high levels of calcium and magnesium, all frozen so your body knows it hasn't spoiled.

      The problem isn't the ice cream. The problem is eating a day's worth of Calories in ice cream in one sitting.

    12. Re:Wow, didn't know the homosapiens were scientist by GuB-42 · · Score: 1

      It is a risk,cost/reward analysis, something most animals including humans can do quite effectively from instinct alone.
      What you enumerate are mostly the risks and costs. However, the calorie content of the mammoth makes the reward really high, and thus, high risk is appropriate.

      Of course they don't have an table with the calorie content of each specie but they should have a good idea about how well each one can feed the tribe.

    13. Re:Wow, didn't know the homosapiens were scientist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And to add that some of the assumed Neanderthal cannibal sites point to the time when the ice age intensified and eventually drove the populations to extinction. If the grass lands which were used by the large animals disappeared due to the climate change, so did the animals themselves.

    14. Re:Wow, didn't know the homosapiens were scientist by tsqr · · Score: 2

      But it is good for you - a mix of fats, proteins, and sugars, plus high levels of calcium and magnesium, all frozen so your body knows it hasn't spoiled.

      The problem isn't the ice cream. The problem is eating a day's worth of Calories in ice cream in one sitting.

      4 ounces of vanilla ice cream is 137 Calories. Assuming a normal intake of 2000 Calories/day, you'd have to eat almost 1/2 gallon of ice cream in one sitting to do that. Not sure a normal human being could accomplish that on a steady basis, although I've seen a few people at Walmart for whom that might be possible.

    15. Re:Wow, didn't know the homosapiens were scientist by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      That and you don't exactly need a lab to determine, there is more good meat on the bones of that Mammoth or Buffalo than on Bob over there.

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    16. Re:Wow, didn't know the homosapiens were scientist by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Worth mentioning, I remember reading that when the Fijian chief finally ended cannibalism (mainly of conquered enemies), the warriors/citizens of the country were rather happy about it. Seems they didn't enjoy even eating their enemies.

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  13. Regular families by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    They were just trying to make ends into meat.

    1. Re:Regular families by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      Did you put blood, sweat, and tears into that? Make no bones about it please.

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  14. NZ Musket Wars, 1830s, not Ancient by aberglas · · Score: 1

    You attack your enemy, and if successful take their land. So what do you do with the people? Either make them slaves or eat them. Simple.

    This is exactly what had happened in New Zealand for centuries. But then the great chief Honga Hika realized the potential of muskets. He managed to go all the way to England, proportadly to help missionaries with a Mauri dictionary, but actually to get his hands on the "thousand thousand" muskets he heard were stored in a place called the tower of London. In that he failed, but he did manage to bring back sufficient muskets to eat many of his countrymen.

    When the British came some years later they had two problems. Firstly, the Mauri were very used to fighting with Muskets and used them well. The second was that the "traditional" owner on a piece of land may only have owned it for a decade or so, having eaten the previous owner.

    Tribal life was tough. If you lose a battle, you lose your land, and then you starve.

  15. The eaten person no longer eats themselves by tap · · Score: 1

    They need to take into account not just the calories contained in the person eaten, but also the calories that will no longer be consumed by the eaten, who having been themselves consumed no longer consume themselves, and those calories are thus available to the eater.

    1. Re:The eaten person no longer eats themselves by arth1 · · Score: 1

      no longer eats themselves

      Our forefathers were flexible fellows.

  16. "... it was the Republicanism." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No seriously, some people really don't like abortion.

  17. funny alternative by Orgasmatron · · Score: 1

    I'm imagining an alternate history version of this story, in a world where cannibalism is common. The same researchers, studying the same history, trying to figure out how the same practice started long ago, but from a different perspective.

    Result: "Ancient Cannibals Didn't Turn to Cannibalism Just To Consume the Spirits of the Vanquished".

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    1. Re:funny alternative by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      The indications are that in European history, was where a powerful phobia of consuming human flesh grew. Taking into account human propaganda to make killing humans more acceptable, likely the target of that prohibition were the Neanderthals. That whole ice giant exaggeration and the more northern Europe base for the legend tend to indicate, the whole thing was about the purposeful genocidal eradication of Neanderthals and the stories to excuse it plus the inevitable rape, abuse and slavery that likely accompanied that slaughter, along with the fabrication of heroes and stories about those heroes.

      The further south from Europe the less binding that prohibition about consuming human flesh, in history.

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  18. Science... by tezbobobo · · Score: 1

    ... replying to questions and comments that were never stated.

    Seriously, how do you even get funding for this?

    "I need money and time to research whether cannibals just eat people because coconuts are in short supply."

    "Did someone say they did?"

    "Sure. I've definitely heard that claim being made. Think I read it in a text book."

    This is straw man research at it's best. Come up with an arbitrary claim and test it. It is crap published simply because you need to keep publishing to keep your position, and it takes money and time away from real, useful, research.

    To get a PhD you need to show your research is: A) new; b) substantial; and C) useful. While this research may be new, it hardly satisfies the other two criteria. I would suggest that perhaps our peer review system starts valuing the qualities B and C more. Not so much as is required for a PhD, but certainly more than this.

  19. Close but not quiet. by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 3, Funny

    To say it was a ritualistic is missing the mark. The truth is that they ate people with "poko" (exceptional traits). Tribes would disseminate lists of exceptional traits they needed to acquire to advance within the hierarchy of their tribes. The quest to advance to the tribe leader has been succinctly described as, "Pokoman: gotta eat 'em all."

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    1. Re:Close but not quiet. by jezwel · · Score: 1

      I wish I had some karma for you. Well done.

    2. Re:Close but not quiet. by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Interesting

      A friend of mine is a paleoanthropologist (I hope that's the word in English too for "the guy that digs human bones from the ground that have been there a million years and tries to make sense of them"). According to him "ritualistic" and "religious" has become some sort of in-joke for everything that makes no sense. If they find something and can't really see any purpose of the ancient human for doing it, it's for "ritual" or "religious" reasons, because that doesn't have to make sense and it's as good an excuse as any for finding bones and other stuff in odd places, odd settings or arranged in some particular fashion for no apparent reason.

      In other words, whenever you get to hear one of them talk about "ritual" reasons for something, it basically means "we really have no good idea why the heck they did that".

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    3. Re:Close but not quiet. by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 1

      In other words, whenever you get to hear one of them talk about "ritual" reasons for something, it basically means "we really have no good idea why the heck they did that".

      Considering the strange and elaborate rituals of current humans, it's a good deduction. I understand that science is all about continually seeking evidence and positing the best explanation when you find more.

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    4. Re:Close but not quiet. by Gryle · · Score: 1

      Had I the mod points. Bravo, good Gravis, bravo.

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    5. Re:Close but not quiet. by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Interesting

      True, but in the end it's basically them saying "We have no idea what that shit is about."

      And, let's be honest here, that's what religions look like. Imagine there is no written word. We haven't invented writing yet. And you unearth the ruins of a Catholic church. What will you find? Well, if you do it in Europe, chances are good that you will notice that this building was taller than many of the buildings around, giving you the idea that it was some important building. You will also probably find the altar and notice that this table played some central role in this building. Usually it's not big enough to serve as a table where everyone who was there could sit and eat, so it wasn't the dinner table for the congregation. You might find some of the wood used for the benches and notice that they were arranged in such a way to face that altar, and you would probably deduce that some sort of ritual or religious background is likely.

      What else will you find? You will probably find the tabernacle (where the hosts are stored), and you might even find that the (usually) richly decorated bowl inside he (usually also quite lavishly decorated) tabernacle contained an edible substance. It is also usually offset to a side (unless you're dealing with Gothic cathedrals, where it can as well be present near or even on the altar), so you would probably deduce that food still played a key role in the rituals that were held there. Also, food was somehow sacred, because it was stored in such a lavishly decorated box, and it was obviously considered valuable because the box can usually be locked. Usually the ornaments also contain angels that appear as guards for the contents, so you would probably come to the conclusion that this food was also supernaturally guarded against evil spirits or that the congregation was supposed to fear the retaliation of supernatural forces should they somehow act "wrongly" towards food.

      Your first conclusion would probably be that the cult celebrating there was either one celebrating food or a cult with sacrificing food as a central element. You will find that the food in that special place is of a single kind (usually host wafers), which suggests that the bread was distributed from there rather than everyone bringing something to the celebration and the food of the believers being stored there. So people congregated to eat together. Which will probably puzzle you because, as stated before, the table, the altar, is by no means big enough to allow everyone fitting into the church to sit around it and have a meal.

      What else will you find? Well, invariably, you'll find a cross. Actually, usually you will find multiple ones. The cross as a central element of the faith will be emblazoned on pretty much every sacred item, sometimes multiple times, so you will easily identify it as the most important symbol of the religion. You will quickly also find out that this isn't just some pretty symbol but that the cross is something where someone gets nailed onto and that this is also critical to the religion, i.e. that someone is tortured by being nailed to the cross. You will find paintings, both on canvas as well as on walls, and stained glass, that tell the story of someone being nailed to a cross. This is very obviously a central element of the faith, and you can somehow deduce that the person being nailed to the cross is revered and that it is in some way connected to the divine, that the god or gods these people believe in shine upon the crucified.

      So you could deduce that people in this religion either wanted to be nailed to crosses to be considered divine, or that they do it onto others in an attempt to "save" them for their religion. One could also ponder that nailing someone to the cross is some kind of fertility rite (remember the food in the special box off to the side), and that the people of this cult praise and deify the person sacrificing himself in such a manner.

      And so on. You see the problem here, that it is virtually impossible to accurately identify and follow the idea of a religion just by the stuff you find in the ground. You can at best make some guesses, but as soon as metaphysical shit gets mixed into the fold, you're usually completely off.

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    6. Re:Close but not quiet. by WrongMonkey · · Score: 1

      cult celebrating there was either one celebrating food or a cult with sacrificing food as a central element

      And the truth is that your deductions wouldn't be too far from the mark. The Christian Church incorporated a lot of pagan iconography into its rituals. Understanding Christian ceremonies as an extension of older fertility and death rituals is a more accurate interpretation that you would get from actually asking most Christians.

    7. Re:Close but not quiet. by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Interesting

      In the end, it would. What we usually do when we deal with ancient religions and trying to understand them is that we compare them to contemporary religions. We find idols carved out of wood and assume that they are gods or spirits. What we don't assume is that they were toys.

      Imagine some "alien" civilization (not necessary coming from out of this planet but having no connection to us today) comes down to earth and finds only part of what we wrote. Imagine they find a book giving the details of the D&D pantheon but nothing else concerning role playing games.

      I can SO see people create some sort of future SCO and try to reenact masses for the greater glory of Torm and Sune.

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    8. Re:Close but not quiet. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You will find paintings, both on canvas as well as on walls, and stained glass, that tell the story of someone being nailed to a cross. This is very obviously a central element of the faith, and you can somehow deduce that the person being nailed to the cross is revered and that it is in some way connected to the divine, that the god or gods these people believe in shine upon the crucified.

      No, that's a pretty inaccurate analysis. The obvious interpretation is that the person nailed to the cross was some sort of dark god and the people revere his capture and crucifixion. I mean, what sort of people would revere their god being tortured or killed?

    9. Re:Close but not quiet. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      That doesn't match the usually also displayed sadness and mourning, also the light of the heavens shines upon the person on the cross. No, it's more likely that the cult considers being nailed to the cross some kind of deification process. Maybe they went and nailed each other onto some beams to gain some sort of divine insight from the pain of being tortured that way? Kinda like some people get sexual gratification from being tortured?

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    10. Re:Close but not quiet. by WrongMonkey · · Score: 1
      Is your friend actually a paleoanthropologist or are you just making that up to sound authoritative? Because they way you are talking is a amateur understanding of the subject. Scientists don't just find objects and make assumptions. There are whole journals full of analysis and evidence. We can look at the wear patterns on an object and see how often it was handled and how it was held. We can tell if an object was handed down for generations or cast side by a child. We can usually find things like trace pollen and determine if an object stayed in the same region or had been carried around from place to place.

      Then there is the issue of context. Is the objects similar to other objects? Are there contemporary cultures that still use the same or similar objects?

      What we don't assume is that they were toys

      There are lots of objects that have been classified as toys. One of the more interesting cases is the Quechua culture in Peru had pull toys (little animals with wheels, that were pulled on strings), but somehow never used the wheel as a means of transportation.

      To say that paleoanthropologists are just making assumptions about cultural artifacts is as insulting as saying that physicists are just making up numbers.

    11. Re:Close but not quiet. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other words, whenever you get to hear one of them talk about "ritual" reasons for something, it basically means "we really have no good idea why the heck they did that".

      Rituals are formed when the practical is separated from its context that made it practical in the particular circumstances. They develop and spread like beliefs and mythology.

    12. Re:Close but not quiet. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now that's a possibility. It's also a possibility that the sadness and mourning stems from the necessity to slay and crucify a fallen hero/god. Or that some other being crucified their hero/god and they mourn that. My point is, it doesn't follow clearly that crucifixion is a good thing or a desired thing, especially when it's tied to sadness and mourning. Not as severe, but it's possible that the religion is similar to"Sirens of Titan".

  20. Human hunts for three reasons by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    There are exactly three reasons why we go after animals:

    It's fun
    They're pests
    They're tasty

    Usually, we only hunt humans for the former two. But why not add the last one to the mix?

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    1. Re:Human hunts for three reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are exactly three reasons why we go after animals:

      It's fun
      They're pests
      They're tasty

      Usually, we only hunt humans for the former two. But why not add the last one to the mix?

      And most importantly - they're less gamey than most wildlife.

    2. Re:Human hunts for three reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just be responsible and avoid cubicle farmed humans. I know they're cheaper, but it's so cruel.

  21. Re: Wow, didn't know the homosapiens were scientis by Zorpheus · · Score: 1

    But in the summary they assume that mammoths and others were readily available prey.
    I really don't get that point. Humans have always been opportunistic eaters. There are no constantly available easy sources of food, starvation was a constant part of our past. So the idea that it wasn't worth it to kill humans because there are easier for sources available just makes no sense.

  22. Re:Don't be a cannibal, I will give you protein fo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think I read somewhere that a load of jizz is single-digit calories at best. There's no way it could augment the diet in any significant way.

  23. Re:Don't be a cannibal, I will give you protein fo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pretty sure is a movie out there with a 100+ calorie serving...

  24. More 'humans are supposed to eat meat' nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://michaelbluejay.com/veg/natural.html]

    Still, don't let science and facts get in the way of your programming - just blindly carry on doing something "because everybody else is doing it"...

    1. Re:More 'humans are supposed to eat meat' nonsense by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      Really? You call some random Veg site science? Please, go look up the word.

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  25. It is not all that yummy by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

    The reports from people who engaged in cannibalism, (like the survivors of the Donner party or people interviewed in Papua New Guinea) say that human flesh is not all that tasty.Though gorilla meat is sometimes sold is bush meat in Africa, chimp meat is not common. Our flesh is likely to taste like chimp meat, we have split from chimps just 3 million years ago. So ...

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    1. Re:It is not all that yummy by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      The reports from people who engaged in cannibalism, (like the survivors of the Donner party).... say that human flesh is not all that tasty.

      Well of course it didn't taste all that good. It was freezer burned and barely cooked over an open fire. Now, get some human flesh harvested at the right time, age it properly, season it, maybe braise it, and served with a good sauce and add a side and you've got yourself a meal. Make sure you source it properly though: I hear caged human flesh is a lot tougher than the free-range kind.

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    2. Re: It is not all that yummy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Donner party were not cannibals, from the most recent research.

  26. Doubtful by dcw3 · · Score: 1

    They hunted food, now here's another piece of easy prey, why not eat it? Why the assumption (the article doesn't point to evidence) that it was ritualistic? This is a very poorly written article for a "Science" site. We eat all kinds of animals that have fewer calories, WTF does that have to do with it?

    The submitter should have linked to the original article that Science linked to at http://www.nature.com/articles...
    Recent studies of Palaeolithic cannibalism6,9,11,12,13,14,53 have done much to illustrate that the motivations and social contexts behind episodes of cannibalism go beyond the simplistic ‘nutritional’ or ‘ritual’ label

    And the Conclusion of the Nature article doesn't agree either...
    Undoubtedly, each episode of Palaeolithic cannibalism would have had its own specific cultural context and reason for consumption. In some instances, this may represent a more practical or opportunistic approach to food procurement, for example, the consumption of individuals who die of natural causes within the social group. Such an interpretation cannot be entirely dismissed given that the nutritional value of the human body is not particularly high, and hominins regularly exploited faunal remains that were lower in calories with no cultural influence.

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  27. Straightfoward by bluegutang · · Score: 3, Informative

    This is straightforward if you fully consider the consequences of hunting other humans.

    Other humans most likely live in tribes just like you. By hunting one of them, you are declaring war on the entire tribe, who have good reason to fear that they are next. So they will fight very viciously against you. You may win in the end, but likely not without casualties. Even in the best case, you'll have to constantly watch your back rather than doing productive things. All this for the calories from a single person.

    This is a question that comes up in utilitarian theory. It's frequently asked, shouldn't utilitarianism allow you to find a lonely old woman, and kill her in order to save the lives of ten people awaiting organ transplants? In the short term, this might save lives and increase overall human happiness. But in the long term, every slightly-vulnerable person would wonder that they are next. This would cause an overall decrease in human happiness.

    1. Re:Straightfoward by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

      Then they should just create a system of lottery.

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  28. Great Taste/Less Filling by mschaffer · · Score: 1

    Early humans have been on the quest for things that have great taste and are less filling. This is not exactly news.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

  29. OR ? by JimSadler · · Score: 1

    Maybe they just liked the way humans taste. After all humans apparently taste a lot like pork. Ribs anyone?

  30. begged question by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    No, I don't believe that other hominids were necessarily "...just as wily and dangerous as the hunters..." - those are the ones you'd leave alone.

    But the gullible, defenseless "sure come share our fire and our all-vegan porridge, I won't assume you're dangerous" naive ones? Yeah, pretty sure we'd eat THOSE.

    That's why Liberals took so long to evolve. They kept getting eaten.

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  31. Re: Wow, didn't know the homosapiens were scientis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "During war" - also known as the most difficult time for a tiger in a war zone to acquire normal food ?

  32. Re: More 'humans are supposed to eat meat' nonsens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Eh - we're not supposed to climb mountains, jump off cliffs, or go snowboarding. But I'm going to keep doing it anyway.

  33. So what do you call human veal anyhow? by tailgunner_050 · · Score: 1

    Well kids and infants die too don't they? Also wouldn't this practice encourage murder by those that prefer the taste of human flesh?

  34. Re: Wow, didn't know the homosapiens were scientis by aevan · · Score: 1

    "Tigers have always been the primary victims of war."