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Microsoft's Surface Revenue Drops By $285M (26%) (computerworld.com)

An anonymous reader quotes Computerworld: Revenue generated by Microsoft's Surface hardware during the March quarter was down 26% from the same period the year before, the company said yesterday as it briefed Wall Street. For the quarter, Surface produced $831 million, some $285 million less than the March quarter of 2016, for the largest year-over-year dollar decline ever... The revenue decline "indicates that the aging product needs a refresh badly," Jack Gold, principal analyst at J. Gold Associates, wrote in a note to clients today. "Price cutting and competing vendors' products will continue to create declines until new product is released, rumored for later this year." Microsoft threw cold water on any significant changes to the Surface line before June, forecasting that the current quarter will also post a revenue decline.

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  1. Make a Surface With Windows 7 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Computers with Windows 7 are still in high demand, release the Surface Book Windows 7 Edition and watch profits go up.

    1. Re:Make a Surface With Windows 7 by Vskye · · Score: 0

      Ya, cause that's a awesome strategy. Windows 7 is end of life support wise. Moron.
      https://support.microsoft.com/...

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    2. Re:Make a Surface With Windows 7 by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Yeah, that too. Extend the support for Win7 so people (and more, companies) can finally stop evaluating Linux as a replacement. Win7 EOL is approaching and we're stuck without a reasonable replacement.

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  2. Not a big deal by mattmarlowe · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Someone is making a mountain out of a mole hill.

    - The Surface Line is more about making windows trendy and sexy in an era of iPads and multifunction laptops.....The surface line has pushed other manufacturers that sell windows machines to innovate and deploy more modern products (even Asus has been experimenting with combining tablet display technology and form factor with windows, Dell has been investing more in their small tablet line).

    - Since the whole point of the surface line is to cater to Microsoft's affluent customers and push the state of windows mobile computers, it is more important that Microsoft deliver new products well and perfectly than to delivery frequently. The last several refreshes of the line have gone well....the Surface Studio, Pro 4, and book have all done their job....if there is any complaints, it is that Microsoft pushed releasing the hardware before all the bugs were worked out or before newer hardware could be slimmed down enough in size. And, the book has already gotten a modest boost with the recent performance base release.

    So what if sales for the current quarter are trending down as a result of Microsoft taking longer to release a Surface pro 5 or book 2? Isn't waiting until they can deliver properly what we want them to do?

    1. Re:Not a big deal by StormReaver · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Someone is making a mountain out of a mole hill.

      Not likely. We tried the Surface Pro at work. Its performance was so bad, its interoperability with Microsoft's own software so poor, its concept so poorly thought out that our management, largely pro-Microsoft since the beginning of time, threw the piece of shit in the trash.

      Literally.

      They didn't repurpose it, didn't give it way, didn't recycle it. They literally threw it in the trash and swore against ever using it again.

      This plummeting revenue mirrors our experience with it. Shockingly, Microsoft's Surface revenue has dropped by only 285 million. They couldn't pay us to even pretend to use it.

    2. Re: Not a big deal by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      Nice anecdote.

    3. Re: Not a big deal by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

      And yet two of my colleagues are quite happily using them so as always YMMV.

    4. Re:Not a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You are really a complete moron, aren't you. This has to be one of the most idiotic posts I've seen in a while. Interoperability is poor? It just runs a regular Windows OS. I doubt you have ever used one and are just spreading FUD since you are such a complete and utter tosser that the only way you can get off anymore is to lie on the Internet.

    5. Re: Not a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah we have a couple of secretaries that use them and think they are OK.

      Nobody else seems to like them.

    6. Re: Not a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are absolutely right about YMMV. Our users have typically been happy with our Surfaces, but IT here hates them since they take so much more time to manage and have so many more problems than the iPads they replaced. We just bought thirty of the new $329 iPads to replace Surfaces with, and our users are pissed since they're not as capable. They don't see the TCO problem with buying a Surface.

    7. Re:Not a big deal by Serge_Tomiko · · Score: 1, Redundant

      That is the dumbest anecdote I have ever read. My company uses Surface Pro 4s exclusively, with docking stations and dual monitors. The performance is fantastic. Granted, we have i7 and 16 gigs of ram. But, all MS Office apps work instantly. It is a great machine. I couldn't imagine needing more performance.

    8. Re: Not a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      Pointing out that something presented as an anecdote is, in fact, an anecdote is a poor attempt at trolling.

    9. Re:Not a big deal by mattmarlowe · · Score: 1

      Yes, I suspect those who have had experiences with the SP4 didn't try out the higher end models. The i7/16GB RAM/512GB SSD is certainly the sweet spot, and the i7 has a much much faster built in gpu. I use mine as my primary PC, having thrown away the desktop model that I had used for 20+ years. Instead of needing a separate tablet for entertainment, phone for mobile communication, desktop computer for main work, and laptop for travel/meeting customers -- I now can get by with a single device. The skype + office 365 e5 subscription generally replaces my cell phone. I've purchased a third party 5 yr warranty on the pro 4.

      There isn't much need to upgrade, but when I do - what I'll look for is:
      - LTE builtin
      - 2TB SSD
      - Faster builtin GPU, don't see the need to ever buy another nvidia card....no I can't play the latest games, but the pro 4 gpu plays the games I care about fine at excellent resolution and frame rates and it's very fast for the business apps and videos I normally encounter at 1080P, which is more than enough for the 13" screen.
      - Longer battery life, the current one lasts 3-5 hours which is acceptable....but ideally I want to see 8-12hrs.

    10. Re: Not a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I call bs.

    11. Re:Not a big deal by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Someone is making a mountain out of a mole hill.

      - The Surface Line is more about making windows trendy and sexy in an era of iPads and multifunction laptops.....The surface line has pushed other manufacturers that sell windows machines to innovate and deploy more modern products (even Asus has been experimenting with combining tablet display technology and form factor with windows, Dell has been investing more in their small tablet line).

      - Since the whole point of the surface line is to cater to Microsoft's affluent customers and push the state of windows mobile computers, it is more important that Microsoft deliver new products well and perfectly than to delivery frequently. The last several refreshes of the line have gone well....the Surface Studio, Pro 4, and book have all done their job....if there is any complaints, it is that Microsoft pushed releasing the hardware before all the bugs were worked out or before newer hardware could be slimmed down enough in size. And, the book has already gotten a modest boost with the recent performance base release.

      So what if sales for the current quarter are trending down as a result of Microsoft taking longer to release a Surface pro 5 or book 2? Isn't waiting until they can deliver properly what we want them to do?

      Then, why did Mac Sales outstrip Surface Sales 8 to 1?

      https://hardware.slashdot.org/...

    12. Re:Not a big deal by Billly+Gates · · Score: 3, Informative

      The surface is far from trash. It's not designed to be a thick powerhouse workstation.

      If you need performance get a Surfacebook or an ultrabook like Dells XPS NVME line.

      The surface pro has great PC class performance in an ultra portable manner. The i7s and i5s are underclocked and it has aggressive power management. I LOVE mine as I used it for Wireshark at my last job for working on Ethernet ports.

      Its portability was great. It has great battery life and best I have ever seen in a portable and I use it as an ebook reader and to play training videos next to my real i7 workstation in my home office.

      The surface pro has a real IPS photography grade screen and an excellent keyboard cover and weighs next to nothing to carry around or go on trips. It is the PC Ipad. Use the right tool for the job. Oh and it runs Ubuntu quite well too I may add.

    13. Re:Not a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NFL?

    14. Re: Not a big deal by DaHat · · Score: 1

      Are you one of those living in a place like LA or NYC and wonder "How did Trump win? No one I know voted for him?"

      I am typing this on a Surface Pro 3 right now, it's been my main personal portable PC for 2.5 years now. My wife has one as well, it replaced her laptop.

      A friend swears by his Surface Book, alas I can't justify the cost for one at present (despite being in the market for more of a laptop.

      While I work at a company which is almost exclusively a Mac shop, where for some reason my work PC is a Macbook... our VP of Security carries a SP4, our VP of engineering spends half of his time on a Surface Book, the rest on a Macbook, even our head of IT is on a Surface Book.

      Perhaps 'Nobody' isn't the right metric, instead you need to widen your scope of view.

    15. Re:Not a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm in somewhat the same position except I've got 50 of the units along side a few hundred laptop and desktops building our Win10 SOE. The Surface is a disaster, along the line of above poster. We're jumping through hoops to make Win10 try to behave, inexplicable anomalies crop up out of nowhere, just on the Surface Pro 4. I'm aware of some other larger companies that have fleeted up on Surfaces also cursing them. We will be trying to use the devices that we have paid for but I can't see that we will plan for any more.

    16. Re: Not a big deal by Howitzer86 · · Score: 1

      I still have the very first one. Still running great... though I might replace it with a proper laptop going forward. The form factor is fine. The OS is fine. But I find that I didn't really need Windows on a tablet. I needed Windows on a 15in+ laptop. Everyone is different, and I make great use of it, but for my use cases, a larger, more powerful laptop is preferable - while as far as tablets go for tablet purposes, any old thing with an updated browser and a native Netflix app will do.

    17. Re:Not a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just sh, relax and keep stroking...

    18. Re:Not a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. The Surface Pro 2's selling point was that it was a Wacom tablet that cost half as much as Wacom's own tablet.

      The Surface Pro 3 and 4 uses the nTrig tech that Microsoft bought that uses the touch screen for less accurate, no tilt, digitizer. So basically it went from having tech parity with Wacom to being rubbish.

      So when the digitizer is nothing special, what do you have left? A convertible laptop that does "tablet" mode poorly, and doesn't do "laptop" mode in a way that is useful for most users. The iPad is at least designed, and all it's software, designed to run on the tablet. With Windows, all software is designed to run in desktop mode, and very few software products and even less games work on it.

      That said, the Surface Pro fared much better than comparable Android products, which is a laugh since no android tablet has been anything more than a glorified Android phone with a larger screen.

    19. Re: Not a big deal by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      Perhaps a variation on Yogi Berra's famous line: "Nobody uses them--they're too popular."

    20. Re:Not a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe because Apple is a hardware company and Microsoft is a software company... ?

    21. Re: Not a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I think I'll pass on paying $1000+ to Microsoft for the privilege of having my data collected, control of my computer usurped and providing free QA. That's not even getting around to the shit hardware in all Surface models.

    22. Re:Not a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny you say that

      We have a shared surface pro where I work. If some idiot didn't trash the threading on the pen it would be perfect for the wifi surveys we use it for.

    23. Re: Not a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I know how Trump won. Dumb asses like you voting against your own economic interests because you don't like blacks and Mexicans but don't have the balls to tell them that yourselves.

    24. Re:Not a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like the problem is with an inept and incompetent IT staff. Have 100 in the field with zero issues.

    25. Re:Not a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't like Microsoft. And I'd rather not run Windows. But if you're using creative software, the Surface line is pretty nice. I'd choose a 4 over a 3, because the 4 supports 10bit pressure sensitivity. The 3, only 8 bit. But I'd call it a reasonable alternative to Wacom.

    26. Re:Not a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you work in an organisation where management are happy to throw thousands of dollars in the bin it doesn't surprise me that their IT is also too incompetent to correctly configure the devices.

    27. Re: Not a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All of our desktop machines were replaced by Surface devices. All dev work is done in a VM. It works. Taking it to a meeting is quite good. It can't do much but it is okay. No one uses Edge. POS. IE11 is laggy but it works. It has a large enough HDD but we can't save files to C:. It is better in performance than the old PC. Soon they will replace the Surface 3s with Surface 4s.

      I would rather have a linux box, but this will do. Windows 10 can drive you nuts for a while. It still collects and sends data back to microsoft even though that has been disabled.

    28. Re:Not a big deal by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Why does Apple outsell M$ surface because people who can afford fashionable mobile devices, do not like their privacy being invaded. So only out of touch gullible types buy M$ surface. In that hip fashionable crowd having surface is seen as downgraded, undesirable, uncool because that is the way Windows and M$ is perceived and no amount of marketing will ever change that. Nobody wants to be seen with a privacy invasive perve, they are always shunned by everyone.

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    29. Re: Not a big deal by DaHat · · Score: 0

      Except I didn't vote for him, though I predicted his win months earlier.

      Your attitude does suggest the sort of mentality which did not see his win as inevitable (even if I wasn't rooting for it). I hope for your sake and for the rest of the democrats that you do some good soul searching prior to 2018 & 2020... otherwise you will be trounced again.

    30. Re: Not a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What exactly is the TCO on having a device that doesn't satisfy the needs of the users?

      Save a penny, lose a pound. It's like buying low spec hardware to save $100 now, but you replace it a year earlier because the performance is abysmal.

    31. Re: Not a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet everyone around here praises Android...

    32. Re:Not a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Surface can't even download a single image without locking up.

      The NFL says it is shit and they have a simple use case that the piece of shit chokes on.

      LAWL

    33. Re: Not a big deal by drinkypoo · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I hope for your sake and for the rest of the democrats that you do some good soul searching prior to 2018 & 2020... otherwise you will be trounced again.

      The DNC is still up to the same old tricks, refusing to support genuinely leftists candidates in favor of centrist tools of the corporatocracy. So yeah, expect a repeat.

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    34. Re: Not a big deal by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      And yet everyone around here praises Android...

      My Android phone is running the Open Source Lineage OS, you insensitive clod!

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    35. Re: Not a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I voted for Trump mainly because leftist world views and theories do not work in real life. Every leftist effort ever tried has resulted in dramatic failure (latest being Venezuela). It's better to maintain people's personal freedom instead of the flawed leftist model where rights are privileges given by the government.

    36. Re:Not a big deal by Junta · · Score: 1

      I think its largely a combination of things:

      -MS is slow to refresh, so those who want it, already have the current model. Conversely if you are thinking of buying one, you know Kaby Lake iss out and 'any day now', a new Surface model will release.

      -The tablet fad has pretty much come and gone. Apple doesn't talk excitedly about the iPad anymore, and that is the poster child for 'tablet'. The novelty and 'maybe this will be better' aspect seems to have largely given way to the reality that for most things, a keyboard and mouse in a laptop form factor is more convenient, and in terms of portability, it may be more portable than a laptop, but mobile phones win on that front. So a tablet is the best way to watch videos and read documents at your home or office, and that's about it. A surface is no better at those tasks than a cheaper android tablet.

      -The new microsoft has lost its obsession at beating Apple at its own game, and has re-emphasized how they dominated Apple in the desktops, and is leaving things more in the hands of their partners. Manufacturing hardware is a thankless job, and a diverse ecosystem was what attracted consumers to Microsoft's partners in the first place. Of course Microsoft is currently stuck between Apple doing first party everything and Google offering Android for free, and letting the manufacturers pretty much tailor the platform to a much greater extent than Microsoft does. All this aside, once the market has chosen, it's very hard to make the market change its mind.

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    37. Re:Not a big deal by Junta · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Speaking as a user of a similar product, interoperability was the wrong word, but I think I see his point. I always use it with the keyboard attached, just like a laptop. When trying to use it like a tablet (touchscreen only), it's a terrible experience that doesn't work well with most software on Windows. Pen input and touch input are only very occasionally useful, so the experience is overwhelmingly dominated by things that essentially need a keyboard and pointer device.

      Moving forward, I think I'll stick to cheaper Android tablets for the things a Tablet can do, and traditional laptop for a Windows system when I need Windows (while tablet+keyboard is very similar experience once settled, it's clumsier than a laptop lid to set up, and much more awkward on the lap than a laptop.

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    38. Re:Not a big deal by Junta · · Score: 1

      Of course, the NFL is also doing home grown software, so hard to specifically say that whether it is truly the fault of Microsoft or the fault of NFL's guys, and it looks better to blame Microsoft.

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    39. Re:Not a big deal by jon3k · · Score: 1

      Because you're comparing all Mac sales against a single type of product ("ultraportable" Surface). The Mac line-up consists of quite a few product lines including desktop (iMac, Mac Pro, Mac Mini) and notebook/laptop devices (Macbook, Macbook Air, Macbook Pro) that target many different types of consumers.

    40. Re:Not a big deal by jon3k · · Score: 1

      I don't think Microsoft really wants to be in the hardware business. I think their goal was to drive the partners into developing high end devices that could compete with Apple products. I think Microsoft would love to be out of the hardware business completely. I'm not willing to dig through the financials but I'd be willing to guess that hardware sales aren't nearly the high margins they're used to in their software and services business.

    41. Re: Not a big deal by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      And yet everyone around here praises Android...

      My Android phone is running the Open Source Lineage OS, you insensitive clod!

      So, the only way to make an "Android" phone acceptable, is to DITCH ANDOID?!?

      Hilarious!!!

    42. Re:Not a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This sounds totally legitimate... except that a Surface Pro is literally a normal Windows machine, so its interoperability is a guarantee. Unless you mean the original Surface RT or Surface 2, which were not real Windows, then you are either making it up as well as being an idiot for happily claiming to have thrown away over a thousand dollars rather than returning it.

      My wife has a Surface Pro 3, and I have had zero issues using it or operating it. My brother's employer has a few Surface Pros in the mix that join their network, work with AD, and accept the same Group Policy decisions as the rest. The downsides? It has a rather weak battery and its not quite as "lap" friendly as a laptop.

      The original Surface Pro (e.g., the 1) had very poor performance and battery life, but it too worked with the full Windows stack.

    43. Re: Not a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh? Norway, Canada, Iceland, Australia are all more "leftist" than trump _or_ hillary. And they routinely rank higher than the US in quality of life.

    44. Re:Not a big deal by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Because you're comparing all Mac sales against a single type of product ("ultraportable" Surface). The Mac line-up consists of quite a few product lines including desktop (iMac, Mac Pro, Mac Mini) and notebook/laptop devices (Macbook, Macbook Air, Macbook Pro) that target many different types of consumers.

      Ahem. I saw no such "product distinction" in TFS. In fact, It specifically said "Revenue generated by Microsoft Surface Hardware"., and later referring to the "Surface LINE. So, I call shenanigans.

      The Surface line consists of Laptops, Franken-Tablets, and now, even a Desktop. So what's "unfair" about my comparison? You might be surprised...

      Since those are all designed to DIRECTLY compete not only with all sub-groups of the Mac line (except perhaps the Mac mini and Mac Pro, which, together, likely only account for less than 10% of Mac sales), AND also to DIRECTLY compete with the iPad line, the only thing "unfair" about my comparison was that it DIDN'T include the 5.3 Billion in iPad sales along with the 7.2 Billion in Mac sales. Together, those two product-lines come to 12.55 Billion in sales.

      So, what we REALLY have is a 15:1 Ratio of products that are DEFINITELY AND DIRECTLY Competing (and calculatedly-so on MS' part).

      Sorry, Dem's da facts.

      Suck it.

    45. Re:Not a big deal by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      -The tablet fad has pretty much come and gone.

      I think you need to tell that to the people that bought $5.33 BEELION worth of iPads I Q1 2017.

      http://www.macworld.co.uk/news...

      That ALONE is 6:1 of the ENTIRE Surface LINE (Surface Book, Surface Pro and Surface Studio).

      So, if the iPad is a "fad", it's a pretty long-lived and vibrant one. MS, like almost every company on earth, would kill to have a "fad" like that...

    46. Re:Not a big deal by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Experience is dominated by the way you use a device. If you use the device predominantly like a laptop and can't see what else to do with it then it (and all the clones) are not suitable.

      Personally I use mine more with a pen and finger than a mouse pointer but my use case is basically something like a large Samsung Note which runs a desktop OS that I can use if I need to.

      Most of my notes are handwritten, i draw in my downtime, my work requires approving and signing a lot of PDF documents which shouldn't cause entire forests to get felled due to my company's stupid insistence to not use digital signatures, when I surf the net I typically do so via a few bookmarks so no typing there, and when someone asks me a stupid question I can flip the thing back into it's laptop form factor and pull up CAD software without walking back to my desk or carrying yet another device around.

      If you're replacing a laptop, do NOT get a Surface.
      If you're replacing an iPad, do NOT get a Surface.

      If you're sick of carrying around both devices then you may have a use case.

    47. Re:Not a big deal by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      This has to be the lamest attempt at trolling I've seen today.

    48. Re:Not a big deal by Junta · · Score: 1

      MS, like almost every company on earth, would kill to have a "fad" like that...

      The article you link in fact state "In contrast to the iPhone and Mac, the iPad continues to struggle". They made a lot more even on Mac computers. Their competitors make more (revenue) on laptops/desktops than Apple does on Macs. While no company would turn down an extra $5 billion in revenue certainly, the players in the industry don't have much reason to be *exceedingly* envious of that particular product.

      iPad fever had the world on fire as it went from $2 billion a quarter to 5 and then 11 billion, with people assuming that trend would continue. $11 billion was respectable in its own right and would outpace most companies PCs sales if sustained, but people were *mostly* focused on the presumed future. Since then iPad sales half fallen to half of that, without a sign of that trend reversing.

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    49. Re: Not a big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your boss regularly threw thousands of dollars worth of kit in the rubbish bin, would you really work that hard to change his mind?

      Management is rash and going to tank the company, but I'll take me some new kit.

    50. Re:Not a big deal by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      MS, like almost every company on earth, would kill to have a "fad" like that...

      The article you link in fact state "In contrast to the iPhone and Mac, the iPad continues to struggle". They made a lot more even on Mac computers. Their competitors make more (revenue) on laptops/desktops than Apple does on Macs. While no company would turn down an extra $5 billion in revenue certainly, the players in the industry don't have much reason to be *exceedingly* envious of that particular product.

      iPad fever had the world on fire as it went from $2 billion a quarter to 5 and then 11 billion, with people assuming that trend would continue. $11 billion was respectable in its own right and would outpace most companies PCs sales if sustained, but people were *mostly* focused on the presumed future. Since then iPad sales half fallen to half of that, without a sign of that trend reversing.

      And as an argument against MS' sales of all Surface products sales, that 5 Billion figure is still pretty damning.

      So, your statements sound just like what they are: Sour grapes. You can "glass half full" it all you want; but the dollars don't lie.

      And Apple didn't make "a lot more" on Macs during the same Quarter, with the insinuation being that the iPad sales are in trouble. They made 36% more DOLLARS on products (Macs) that generally cost 3 to 6 times that of a typical iPad. So, with that "adjustment" in mind, what I would say is that both the iPad and the Mac are generating a metric shitpotfull of cash, and sales are quite strong for both product classes.

    51. Re:Not a big deal by l33t+j03 · · Score: 0

      Fuck jesus' mother, a +5 Insightful pro-Microsoft comment on slashdot. How ahead of my time was I? A ways...

    52. Re: Not a big deal by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      So, the only way to make an "Android" phone acceptable, is to DITCH ANDOID?!?

      You are encouraged to observe the red squiggly line when posting messages in all caps, me laddo. And no. Lineage OS is Android. HTH, HAND.

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    53. Re:Not a big deal by Maritz · · Score: 1

      Not likely. We tried the Surface Pro at work. Its performance was so bad, its interoperability with Microsoft's own software so poor, its concept so poorly thought out that our management, largely pro-Microsoft since the beginning of time, threw the piece of shit in the trash.

      I started a new job and was supplied with a Surface Pro. Seems to work exactly like a larger laptop would apart from the different hardware ports.

      No idea what the fuck you're on about with respect to 'interoperability with Microsoft's own software"? I have Office on this and it works fine. What doesn't it interoperate with?

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    54. Re: Not a big deal by Maritz · · Score: 1

      "leftist" this and "leftist" that. You have a carefully impoverished imagination.

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    55. Re:Not a big deal by Junta · · Score: 1

      Incidentally, I don't argue that Surface is good and iPad is bad, my argument is that Tablets are not the PC market extinction event that almost every outlet predicted. Surface tablets are a bigger letdown than iPad, but that doesn't mean iPad isn't a letdown. My argument is that MS giving up on Surface tablets would make sense, just as Apple putting iPad far in the background is a sound decision on their part, at least a more sound decision than how much Apple is neglecting their desktop/laptop product line

      They made 36% more DOLLARS on products (Macs) that generally cost 3 to 6 times that of a typical iPad.

      While units moved of iPads could have been higher, from a business case the dollars are what matters. If you are trying to say the iPad is a gateway for app store revenue, what yo uhave to be counting are App store accounts, since the device count doesn't correlate. There may be a story there, but data would be required. .

      the dollars don't lie.

      Yes, the dollars say the tablet form factor is not going to be driving growth any time soon, regardless of vendor. Certainly the concept of a 'premium' tablet has been dead on arrival for the general mass market (Surface Pro, iPad Pro, etc).

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    56. Re:Not a big deal by jon3k · · Score: 1

      They make a single high end desktop which will only ever sell in very low volumes, which isn't reflected in year old sales numbers. And now we're comparing how many years of iPad sales? This is so far beyond a tortured comparison I can't even take you seriously.

      I can't believe I'm even arguing this side, I own a Macbook Air and carry an iPhone SE. But you're just completely off the deep end.

    57. Re:Not a big deal by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      They make a single high end desktop which will only ever sell in very low volumes, which isn't reflected in year old sales numbers. And now we're comparing how many years of iPad sales? This is so far beyond a tortured comparison I can't even take you seriously.

      I can't believe I'm even arguing this side, I own a Macbook Air and carry an iPhone SE. But you're just completely off the deep end.

      Um, the Apple sales figures were from ONE QUARTER (Q1 2017). The Surface figures were for whatever they call their most recent QUARTER, too. Look again, carefully. Unbelievable as it may seem, because the numbers are soooo disparate, It truly IS an Apples to Apples financial comparison!

      Reading (comprehension) is FUNdamental.

  3. A refresh isn't going to fix what's wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The revenue decline "indicates that the aging product needs a refresh badly,"

    A refresh isn't going to fix what's wrong with the Surface.

    The entire concept of the product itself is the thing that's stale.

    Just adding more RAM, or a bigger disk, or some such thing, is not going to excite the market enough to make up that 26% drop. That kind of drop in one year means that there's a general loss of interest in the entire concept of the product.

    1. Re:A refresh isn't going to fix what's wrong. by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      It doesn't mean there's a loss of interest. It just means that everybody who really wanted one already has one.

      Now all they have to do is release updates every year or so for those users to give them an upgrade path.

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    2. Re:A refresh isn't going to fix what's wrong. by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1, Interesting

      It doesn't mean there's a loss of interest. It just means that everybody who really wanted one already has one.

      Now all they have to do is release updates every year or so for those users to give them an upgrade path.

      And, apparently, something they might also have to do is to have Apple go out of business, since Macs outsold Surface devices EIGHT TO ONE in the same time period:

      https://hardware.slashdot.org/...

    3. Re:A refresh isn't going to fix what's wrong. by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      Imagine if Apple actually cared to update their Macs more often, they would outsell Surface even more!

      #MacMini2014WasAnInsult
      #MacMiniNotUpdatedForFiveYears

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    4. Re: A refresh isn't going to fix what's wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your point is meaningless. Microsoft doesn't need to outsell Apple on units to be successful. They're not even trying. The fact that they are letting other Windows device makers reuse the concept in their own hardware is evidence of that.

      So seriously shut the fuck up. This stupid apple vs. Windows versus Google versus whatever flag-waving as annoying as fuck. It's the third time in the comments you've made this point and it's been a useless point every time you've said it.

    5. Re:A refresh isn't going to fix what's wrong. by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Imagine if Apple actually cared to update their Macs more often, they would outsell Surface even more!

      #MacMini2014WasAnInsult
      #MacMiniNotUpdatedForFiveYears

      Nice that you disingenuously ignored that the MacBook Pro got updated about a year after the last model, and the iMac only about 6 months more than that.

    6. Re: A refresh isn't going to fix what's wrong. by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 0

      Your point is meaningless. Microsoft doesn't need to outsell Apple on units to be successful. They're not even trying. The fact that they are letting other Windows device makers reuse the concept in their own hardware is evidence of that.

      So seriously shut the fuck up. This stupid apple vs. Windows versus Google versus whatever flag-waving as annoying as fuck. It's the third time in the comments you've made this point and it's been a useless point every time you've said it.

      Sez the Karma-Proof COWARD.

    7. Re:A refresh isn't going to fix what's wrong. by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      The "updated" MacBook Pro is hated in the MacRumors forums by most pro users (useless touch bar, lack of ports, thinness over function).

      The iMac is hated by everyone who doesn't want a built-in display in their desktop computers so it's not a valid option. So our only options left are either an underpowered and downgraded Mac mini (which is itself now three years old - or five years old if you count from the 2012 Mac mini which was the last real update) or a not-really-upgradable, not-really-Pro-featured but pro-expensive trashcan Mac Pro which Apple themselves apologized about.

      So no, I'm not "ignoring" anything.

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    8. Re:A refresh isn't going to fix what's wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mac's covers everything from desktops to their laptop range, of course it fucking outsold a niche device.

    9. Re:A refresh isn't going to fix what's wrong. by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      A refresh isn't going to fix what's wrong with the Surface.

      Sure it is. If mine breaks right now I'm not going to go and buy another given that the next one is anticipated to be released in a few months. Are you telling me you'd be okay paying silly amounts of money (the Surface Pro line hasn't gone through a discount in a long time) for 3 year old hardware which is beaten in performance by all the competition and then call the concept broken? That's absurd.

      It may surprise you to know that sales for everything tend to drop right before the next version is released. Either that or everything you know is a broken concept.

    10. Re:A refresh isn't going to fix what's wrong. by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      It just means that everybody who really wanted one already has one

      I know several people who showed interest in them and I've advised them to hold off or wait until holiday discounts (of which there have been none this year). The Surface Pro 4 is effectively 3 year old hardware at brand new prices and a new model is due to be released shortly. You'd be mad to buy one now.

      A lot of the industry is expecting an announcement of a new model in 3 days at MicrosoftEDU.

    11. Re:A refresh isn't going to fix what's wrong. by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      And yet they are making billions off it. So maybe no one gives a shit about Apple sales of a completely different product with a completely different target market.

    12. Re:A refresh isn't going to fix what's wrong. by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      The "updated" MacBook Pro is hated in the MacRumors forums by most pro users (useless touch bar, lack of ports, thinness over function).

      The iMac is hated by everyone who doesn't want a built-in display in their desktop computers so it's not a valid option. So our only options left are either an underpowered and downgraded Mac mini (which is itself now three years old - or five years old if you count from the 2012 Mac mini which was the last real update) or a not-really-upgradable, not-really-Pro-featured but pro-expensive trashcan Mac Pro which Apple themselves apologized about.

      So no, I'm not "ignoring" anything.

      MacRumors has almost as many Trolling Mac Haters on it than Slashdot. It's a serious problem on that Forum.

      Try AppleInsider for a little more "rational" discourse.

    13. Re:A refresh isn't going to fix what's wrong. by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      By reading the comments you can clearly see they're not trolls. The complaints make sense.

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    14. Re:A refresh isn't going to fix what's wrong. by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      And yet they are making billions off it. So maybe no one gives a shit about Apple sales of a completely different product with a completely different target market.

      Come off it:

      The Sales Figures seemed to combine the ENTIRE "Surface" brand of Products. That includes Laptops, Franken-Tablets, and even a Desktop.

      Most of those products COMPLETELY overlap Apple target markets; in fact, they are CALCULATED to do JUST THAT.

      So, if we want to include the iPad sales in with the Mac Sales (since the Surface Pro is at least tangentially aimed at that market), that 8:1 Ratio likely becomes more like 15:1.

      In fact, even though Q1 2017 iPad sales were down, they still managed to completely eclipse the entire Surface line, at 5.3 BEELION dollars, or only slightly less than the 7.2 BEELION dollars in the more-expensive Mac sales. Read it and weep:

      http://www.macworld.co.uk/news...

      So, adding 5.3 BEELION in iPad Sales to the 7.2 BEELION in Mac sales, we have a grand total of 12.5 BEELION Dollars in sales of products that are DIRECTLY COMPETING with the Surface "brand". So, if you do the math, that comes to a Ratio of 15.1:1.

      Now, aren't you glad you brought that up?

      And If the figures were reversed, I can assure you that you wouldn't be trying to "distinguish" those target markets between the two companies.

      So, I repeat: COME OFF IT!

    15. Re:A refresh isn't going to fix what's wrong. by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      This, in a nutshell. Whenever a new product comes to market, especially one that fills a needed niche, initial sales are going to boom, provided the thing works decently. Not everyone in the word wants a tablet. Once the people who want one have gotten one, sales are going to taper off, assuming no particular competitor's device just hit the market and is markedly better.
      If MS is making a big deal out this, it sounds to me like it's just a marketing excuse to perpetuate planned obsole$cence. Not all change is good, but sometimes change is made just for the sake of change, or maybe to justify certain people's stale positions in the company.

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    16. Re:A refresh isn't going to fix what's wrong. by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      By reading the comments you can clearly see they're not trolls. The complaints make sense.

      Only to another Troll.

      And I have thoroughly detailed arguments that factually show why their pseudo-complaints are specious, ridiculous and just plain untrue.

      Hint: Look for posts by author "MacsRuleOthersDrool" for details.

    17. Re:A refresh isn't going to fix what's wrong. by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      The Sales Figures seemed to combine the ENTIRE "Surface" brand of Products.

      Yeah. The Surface and those rarely sold books and the almost non-existant Surface desktop itself.

      I'll stay right where I am, on the plane of reality thankyou very much. But hey since Apple is outstripping MS sales and has been for all these years there's no way Microsoft would release another such device because making money is not enough when someone else has higher sales and dumber fans right?

      And you don't even know the difference between an iPad and an iPad pro. You really are just a fake.

    18. Re:A refresh isn't going to fix what's wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, that must explain why Apple themselves have apologized for the Mac Pro.

      If there's a troll here, it's you.

    19. Re:A refresh isn't going to fix what's wrong. by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Oh, that must explain why Apple themselves have apologized for the Mac Pro.

      If there's a troll here, it's you.

      What "must explain"?

      While I have most certainly defended the 2016 MacBook Pro (and more particularly, the 15" TouchBar models), I haven't seriously "defended" the Trash Can Mac Pro, other than to say that, IMHO, Apple was clearly betting on a rapid adopition of Thunderbolt that is only now picking up speed; and that if TB had kicked butt early-on (like USB had years earlier), the Mac Pro would definitely been more popular.

      And I also make no secret that it sounds like Apple IS listening to the Pro market, and is attempting to redefine their products to address a wider envelope of "Pro" applications. Why is that a "Bad Thing"?

      Every Company, (especially "tech" companies), makes mistakes and gets sidetracked. But what matters is how quickly they realize the mistake and how accurately they correct for it. All I can say is that I have 41 years of experience with Apple products, and I can honestly say that Apple (while certainly not perfect!), does have a much better track record in both of those metrics than pretty much any other tech company (especially big ones). That's not fanboiism; its observation.

    20. Re:A refresh isn't going to fix what's wrong. by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      The Sales Figures seemed to combine the ENTIRE "Surface" brand of Products.

      Yeah. The Surface and those rarely sold books and the almost non-existant Surface desktop itself.

      I'll stay right where I am, on the plane of reality thankyou very much. But hey since Apple is outstripping MS sales and has been for all these years there's no way Microsoft would release another such device because making money is not enough when someone else has higher sales and dumber fans right?

      And you don't even know the difference between an iPad and an iPad pro. You really are just a fake.

      Oh, I know the (relatively small) difference between an iPad and an iPad Pro (primarily better digitizer (and one model with a larger display than any iPad), better SoC, Pencil Support) but I just can't find sales figures that break it out by model. Apple has those; but you and I don't.

      And remember, it's you that said the Surface Books and Surface Studio sales weren't even worth considering. But the flaw in that "logic", as far as it "excusing" the Surface Line's relatively embarrassing sales performance, is that They've had that same ONE QUARTER Period to contribute to the Surface LINE's sales revenue as Apple's Mac and iPad Products did for Apple. But, as you pointed out, they just, er, didn't.

      Why? A Quarter's Sales is a Quarter's Sales. All the products have been on the market for a full quarter. So no "adjustments" are necessary. These figures don't lie, and in fact, are actually quite illuminating.

    21. Re:A refresh isn't going to fix what's wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It took them too long to finally understand that some of their products don't fit with what their users needs.

    22. Re:A refresh isn't going to fix what's wrong. by Maritz · · Score: 1

      Why do you keep posting about Apple sales? You're really fucking weird. Most people would feel self-conscious about being quite so fanboyish. Yes, Apple sell more stuff than Microsoft. Apple are just great. Relax.

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    23. Re:A refresh isn't going to fix what's wrong. by Maritz · · Score: 1

      Come off it:

      The Sales Figures seemed to combine the ENTIRE "Surface" brand of Products. That includes Laptops, Franken-Tablets, and even a Desktop.

      Most of those products COMPLETELY overlap Apple target markets; in fact, they are CALCULATED to do JUST THAT.

      Holy shit, you're repetitive. Why do you care so much? You're worried people might think something bad about Apple?

      Can't be bothered reading anymore comments on this article as I know about 20% of it is you with your fucking sales figures.

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    24. Re:A refresh isn't going to fix what's wrong. by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Come off it:

      The Sales Figures seemed to combine the ENTIRE "Surface" brand of Products. That includes Laptops, Franken-Tablets, and even a Desktop.

      Most of those products COMPLETELY overlap Apple target markets; in fact, they are CALCULATED to do JUST THAT.

      Holy shit, you're repetitive. Why do you care so much? You're worried people might think something bad about Apple?

      Can't be bothered reading anymore comments on this article as I know about 20% of it is you with your fucking sales figures.

      Actually, only about 3 posts that weren't the result of some back-and-forth.

  4. Why Upgrade? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Its the classical "why upgrade if this one works fine"?

    Microsoft did come out with a fine product this time (I run Linux on mine though).

    Microsoft has to pull an Apple (make either attractive gimmicks or real hardware improvements) to get people to upgrade.

    I just wish Windows wasn't a System-As-A-Service Cloud-Shit OS, I'd be happy to pay extra $100 ( or even $400) and get Windows no strings attached.

    Fuck the Cloud business models.

    1. Re:Why Upgrade? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, "pulling an Apple" would be introducing updates to Windows and other software that make it no longer work on the old hardware.

      Nobody buys Apple because of hardware. Apple hardware is shit to begin with but then they never update for many years so you're left with shit out-of-date hardware. People buy a new Apple because of either the above mentioned forced upgrade or because it comes in a new cool looking box.

    2. Re: Why Upgrade? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Calling the high-end version of last year's product a new product this year would also be referred to as "pulling an apple"

    3. Re:Why Upgrade? by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Uh, "pulling an Apple" would be introducing updates to Windows and other software that make it no longer work on the old hardware.

      Nobody buys Apple because of hardware. Apple hardware is shit to begin with but then they never update for many years so you're left with shit out-of-date hardware. People buy a new Apple because of either the above mentioned forced upgrade or because it comes in a new cool looking box.

      2016 MacBook Pro. Previous update 2015.

      2014 MacBook Pro. Previous update 2012. Next update in the works.

  5. Re:Fuck off microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    linux is so good it did not even catch your "ans" typo

  6. MS Stock is UP, Surface is down by Proudrooster · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Who care, MS Stock is UP and they beat their first quarter earnings estimate. MS is making money on Office, Azure, Windows, and annual support agreements. The surface was an experiment that some people love but more people hate. I am in the hater camp for both the MS Surface and the new Mac Book Pro. Someone make some decent hardware, please.... pretty please. For full disclosure, the last device was a Lenovo Yoga. The Yoga is 80% to getting to a MacBook Pro. Screen is too shiny, the right shift key is in the wrong spot, and the touchpad has the stupid line for left click on one side and right click on the other. Using a Yoga as a Tablet with Windows 10 is a lackluster user experience, just give me the iPad.

       

    1. Re:MS Stock is UP, Surface is down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > the last device was a Lenovo Yoga

      We love our Yoga laptops since they're only $2,619 at Newegg for the i7 with 16 GB of memory and 1TB SSD, but they still have the same problem MacBooks have had for over seven years! You still can't get enough memory to do real work. Apple hasn't increased the max allowed amount of memory in over seven years, and the Yoga laptops have the same problem. We need more memory so we've been stuck buying 64 GB ThinkPads that are just not as good as the 5+ year-old MacBooks we've been replacing them with. We've had several developers ask for their late-2012 MacBooks back even though they're much slower.

      Our office is on the top floor and has 12' tall west-facing Windows. Since we're in Seattle, you get direct sunlight until after past 9pm, so the crappy Lenovo screens are hard to read as compared to a retina MacBook. It's a constant fight between people that want to see the great view we have of Elliot Bay versus the people that don't have MacBooks so they can't work.

    2. Re:MS Stock is UP, Surface is down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple hasn't increased the max allowed amount of memory in over seven years

      That fact is just killing us. We have a bunch of old 16 GB MacBooks that are way past their end of life, but since the new ones don't have enough memory to run our Java tests, we can't justify buying new ones. Apple is seriously screwing Pro customers by not increasing the amount of RAM in, as you noted, in over seven years. After working with computers since I graduated college in 1968, I never thought we would see a time where even for two years that memory wouldn't increase. Instead, we're stuck with 3.5 times that longer! I'm a huge fan of Apple laptops and my old eyes love the retina displays, but their laptops are years out of date from being useful.

    3. Re: MS Stock is UP, Surface is down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same here. We have a very bright office so MacBooks are the only usable laptops, but you just can't get enough RAM.

    4. Re: MS Stock is UP, Surface is down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same here. The screens suck so badly on other laptops that we're stuck but Apples with a tiny amount of memory.

    5. Re: MS Stock is UP, Surface is down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Socks that Apple stopped innovation over 7 years ago.

    6. Re: MS Stock is UP, Surface is down by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 1

      So this is really interesting to me. Why do you need laptops with that much RAM? From other comments, this seems to be fairly common, but my desktop work PC only has 64GB and I donâ(TM)t find I hit that limit even when Iâ(TM)m running a couple instances of the game. Iâ(TM)m in AAA game development (PC and console), so I get that more RAM is great, I just donâ(TM)t know why you need it portable as well?

    7. Re:MS Stock is UP, Surface is down by bongey · · Score: 1

      Macbook Pro, you mean it is closer to being one of the most under-spec'd over-priced hard to use laptops that you cannot even use 99% of peripherals without carrying around a duffle bag full of dongles that has one of the most awful keyboards imaginable that you have to be damaged in the brain to think it useful. There is nothing "Pro" about the Macbook "Pro", Apple could put a Apple logo on steaming pile of shit and Apple cultist would still buy it and really think there shit doesn't stink.

    8. Re: MS Stock is UP, Surface is down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Because they work with Java?

    9. Re: MS Stock is UP, Surface is down by Proudrooster · · Score: 1

      Virtual Machines Eat RAM!

    10. Re: MS Stock is UP, Surface is down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I donâ(TM)t find I hit that limit...

      But you hit the /. limit on UTF-8. ;)

      But seriously, we use virtual machines for developers so we need more than the 16 GB limit that Apple imposed over seven years ago. We simply need more memory.

    11. Re: MS Stock is UP, Surface is down by tigersha · · Score: 1

      My MacBook Pro has 16GB and for my serious VM testing rig I have to rely on my workstation which has 128GB. I would love to have 32 or 64 G in my laptop

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    12. Re: MS Stock is UP, Surface is down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple needs to release an update of the thicker, user-upgradeable MacBook Pro. None of this soldered-on stuff. I'm happy to use a thicker computer that I can upgrade myself. My 2012 model is running strong with 16GB of RAM, an SSD, useful ports, and a new battery. "Pro" should mean "for professionals."

    13. Re: MS Stock is UP, Surface is down by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 1

      /. is seriously the only site where this appears to be a problem. :|

  7. No one needs a new one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're wrong Microsoft. The device is fine, it does not need a revamp. On the other hand, your imaginary perception of the world does. You prefer to be conveniently rejecting a thought that the market has been packed with a variety of devices like yours over a number of years, people are happy with what they currently have and they simply don't need new devices anymore. Of course, this breaks your idealistic picture of an average, always-needy customer and shatters your dreams of (highly exaggerated) sales targets but it's high time you realised that the tablet boom is over and you won't get same sales levels ever again.

  8. Of course by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Microsoft's Surface Revenue Drops By $285M (26%)"

    Of course, because it's a craptastic piece of shite that costs too much and barely makes a good cutting board. Nobody I've ever known has owned one and I've never seen one used in a business setting in the wild. Not once, even during all the different contracts I spent pretending to work for Microsoft.

    Oh, I'm sure they're out there, just like are probably people still clinging to their Zunes, "squirting" songs at each other and clapping like goobers when the transfer actually succeeds.

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    1. Re: Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2007 called and wants it's edgy Zune comment back. If you don't have anything useful to add, feel free to just shut the fuck up.

    2. Re: Of course by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      2007 called and wants it's edgy Zune comment back. If you don't have anything useful to add, feel free to just shut the fuck up.

      I'll be quiet when I feel like it, until then you'll just have to deal with it, you whiny little weenie. :)

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    3. Re:Of course by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Nobody I've ever known has owned one

      Hi, Pleased to meet you.

      Of course, because it's a craptastic piece of shite that costs too much

      There's a lot of clone devices out there. Funny enough when you match the specs up they cost just as much, except half the time they end up having quite a few dealbreakers in the process. e.g. the HP Spectre X2, frigging horrible keyboard and touchpad, horrible sound, battery life is miserable considering it has the same size battery, but one killer feature it does have is an LTE modem.

      I've never seen one used in a business setting in the wild

      My wife has taught at 2 schools which use them, one for just staff, the other for staff and students. It is the main PC used by most of the Queensland government, the docking station for it is actually quite awesome in this regard because it gives users an instant second monitor. We just bought 15000 units after a 1 year trial (I'm currently in the chemical industry).

      Oh, I'm sure they're out there, just like are probably people still clinging to their Zunes

      Microsoft is making billions in revenue on the Surface line. Yes they are definitely out there. Maybe you should look a bit more. Unlike Apple users we don't actively go around and flaunt them. Okay I may have on occasion done so, and when I did I was met with "oh yeah I got one of those" though I like my blue one better than my colleagues purple one. Why do I have one? Well it was shown to me by someone else.

      But hey if it is such a spectacular failure than surely no one would try to copy it right? Surely. We wouldn't see HP or Dell release clones. Nor would Apple consider creating an iPad with pen support. Nah. Zune style failure. Yessirreee.

      Anyway at least now you have met someone who has one (Surface Pro 3).

    4. Re:Of course by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      Anyway at least now you have met someone who has one (Surface Pro 3).

      Or at least I've met someone who claims to have one. :)

      Just kidding, I'm happy you like your Surface Pro. I'm underwhelmed by them when I look at them in the store, but if it works for you that's good.

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  9. Mac Sales outstrip Surface 8:1 by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 3, Informative

    Q1 2017 Mac Sales: $7.244 BEELION.

    Surface Sales: $831 MEELION.

    Yep, peeps be lovin' them some Surface kit, LOL!

    1. Re:Mac Sales outstrip Surface 8:1 by thegarbz · · Score: 2

      Brand new product vs 2 year old product. Comparing a product (computer) to a product it doesn't compete with (professional tablet). How well are those iPad Pro sales coming along?

      Yeah thought so, just more shit-posting from TheFakeTimCook with the VeryRealRealityDistortion that goes with it.

    2. Re:Mac Sales outstrip Surface 8:1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, since Mac and OS X are pieces of shit, I see things changing pretty soon.

    3. Re:Mac Sales outstrip Surface 8:1 by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Brand new product vs 2 year old product. Comparing a product (computer) to a product it doesn't compete with (professional tablet). How well are those iPad Pro sales coming along?

      Yeah thought so, just more shit-posting from TheFakeTimCook with the VeryRealRealityDistortion that goes with it.

      What you talking about, Jackson?

      The Surface Book was updated one MONTH before the 2016 MBP came out. The $4k Surface Studio (with its hideously weak hardware) was announced at that same time, and came out one MONTH after the 2016 MBP came out.

      And isn't the common meme that Apple puts outdated hardware in their products? So which is it? Can't have it both ways...

      And IIRC, the Surface Pro 4 was released near the END of 2015 (October), and so, what is this "2 year old hardware" you're yammering about? And, if the rumors are true, we're about to see a Surface Pro 5. So, we'll see...

      And iPad Pro sales are doing QUITE well, thanks for asking! And customer satisfaction is nearly 100%. Nice strawman, there; since we were supposedly talking about Mac Sales.

      And so, while we're off in the weeds in the discussion, I'd like to point out that Only Microsoft is stupid enough to make a half-fast (and half-assed) "product" that TRIES (and FAILS!) to be BOTH a Tablet and a Laptop, and then RUINS their halfway-decent Desktop OS (Windows 7) by TRYING to shoehorn a laughable, Fisher-Price "touch UI" into it, resulting in THREE sweeping UI paradigm-shifts in as many years... And they have yet ANOTHER (Neon), UI-shift planned for Real Soon Now(tm), who's main "trick" is the use of "Transparency", a UI feature that OS X featured prominently no later than 10.1 (nearly 20 years ago). That's ok, maybe someday MS will even rediscover Overlapping Windows again...

    4. Re:Mac Sales outstrip Surface 8:1 by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Well, since Mac and OS X are pieces of shit, I see things changing pretty soon.

      LOL.

      I'll wait...

    5. Re:Mac Sales outstrip Surface 8:1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Random words IN caps are VERY counterproductive.

      If you think it increases readability and/or comprehension you are SORELY mistaken. Why write a bunch of stuff you want people to read, and then go and make it difficult to read. I stopped halfway through.

  10. 3:2 by Sephr · · Score: 1

    Microsoft just needs to sell us a 3:2 small bezel normal-hinged laptop like they teased 3 years ago: https://twitter.com/sephr/stat...

    1. Re: 3:2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly, I will never buy another 16x9 laptop.

  11. Ah no wonder it's dropping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With no apps you get no users

  12. Surface came out in crappy OEM market by Billly+Gates · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Those nice cheap plastic big thick and heavy case with fans in a sea of plastic and +20 programs of malware with mechanical drives that took 4 minutes to boot and had grainy dark terrible screens were what Pcs were in 2011. SHIT.

    The surface booted in seconds, thin, ultra portable, great IPS, amazing battery, no shitware.

    Outside of Slashdot yes they did make billions for Microsoft and were popular in the x86 line. No really I own one as I used to mock them after being on Slashdot.org assumed they were behind horrible because other people who never used them said so etc. I own one now.

    Today we have the Dell XPS ultrabook line, Yoga from Lenovo, and others and a few with great screens and SSDs/NVME so times are changing. Microsoft's goal was to make some money which they still are, but not to let Apple and Android carve out the whole PC market as they focus on COST COST COST savings from the Great Recession which temporarily helped sales but long term was hurting the brand. It served it's purpose.

    Also MS is selling its Surface Book which is eating at it's own sales as well.

    1. Re:Surface came out in crappy OEM market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All completely true.

      Trouble is, the Surface sells at a loss. Microsoft loses money on each one sold. It's basically a very expensive windows brand promotion.

    2. Re:Surface came out in crappy OEM market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows by definition is _shitware_. :(

    3. Re:Surface came out in crappy OEM market by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      All completely true.

      Trouble is, the Surface sells at a loss. Microsoft loses money on each one sold. It's basically a very expensive windows brand promotion.

      Not true. Surface made billions for Microsoft and was a hot seller.

    4. Re:Surface came out in crappy OEM market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "they did make billions for Microsoft"

      They made 1 billion 300m, that's singular. Also, those figures are revenue, not profit. Anyone can sell products at a loss but no one will judge that as a success.

    5. Re:Surface came out in crappy OEM market by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Trouble is, the Surface sells at a loss.

      The Surface has never sold at a loss. The first Surface made a loss because it didn't recoup initial R&D combined with the spectacular failure that was Windows RT, but that's about it.

    6. Re:Surface came out in crappy OEM market by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Not true. Surface made billions for Microsoft and was a hot seller.

      When something makes less than two billions, we don't say it made billions, because it didn't. We say it made more than a billion, because that's what happened.

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    7. Re:Surface came out in crappy OEM market by Junta · · Score: 1

      I don't know if it sells at a loss or not, but 'revenue' does not mean it didn't sell at a less. If in that quarter, they spent $1.5 billion on the product development and manfucature, then it would be a loss. If they spent $1 billion, thene it would be a $300 million profit.

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    8. Re:Surface came out in crappy OEM market by Junta · · Score: 1

      Anyone can sell products at a loss but no one will judge that as a success.

      Obviously you haven't been paying attention to the myriad of unicorn tech startups that never make money ;)

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  13. New definition of 'oxymoron' by OneHundredAndTen · · Score: 1

    Microsoft mobile. New synonym of 'moron': Microsoft.

  14. Re:Fuck off microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    its taking a gnu...

  15. Repeated without comment by SuperKendall · · Score: 2

    The performance is fantastic. Granted, we have i7 and 16 gigs of ram. But, all MS Office apps work instantly.

    Ok, one comment, what was it Slashdot was all afire about with new MacBook Pros last year, hmm...

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  16. How do you remove windows from a surface? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no shitware.

    Really? Did you install linux? Or did you manage to turn off the data collection? Just curious.

    1. Re:How do you remove windows from a surface? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure your precious data is of high interest to MS, FBI, CIA, NSA, FSB and whatever. You can install Linux by reading the 10 000 line install.txt that can be found using the best open source search engine there is.

  17. Your work mighy have trashed it, but .... by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    Where I work, it turns out the Surface Pro 4 got chosen as the de-facto standard issue PC for all new hires, moving forward, unless they request a Mac instead. (We're a shop with about a 50/50 Mac and Windows PC mix. Lots of creative types work for us and often feel more comfortable or confident working on a Mac, so we give them that option. Other groups like Finance require Windows for the accounting software we run.)

    Our whole I.T. group was issued Surface Pro 4 setups to use first, so we could get a real, hands-on evaluation of them for a while before recommending them to anyone else in the company. My experience is, as long as you don't totally cheap out and buy the lowest-end configurations -- you completely forget you're not on a modern, mid-range performance desktop PC when it's docked with a standard monitor, keyboard and mouse.

    When I have to use mine on the go? I dislike the compromises it makes. The pencil stylus works pretty well but it's not that useful for most of what I do. For I.T., I need to remote into serves and make changes or update inventory spreadsheets or respond to emails and help tickets in the web-based system. None of that is made any better with the pencil. So that means using the keyboard cover with it, and that thing stinks. Even if it had better keys and feel, it's also just not pleasant how you have to flip back the plastic kickstand and use the flimsy cover on a flat surface to emulate a traditional hinged notebook. Doesn't work well if you're really trying to use it in your laptop instead of on a table. And the whole unit, with its plastic casing, just feels junky compared to the aluminum used with something like Apple's iPad. Not enough USB ports on a Surface Pro 4 either.

    But the thing is? A lot of our employees WILL find the pencil really useful. They use Adobe apps and other drawing packages regularly. And others are more concerned about carrying around the thinnest, lightest-weight machine possible, so they like it too. Even the SP4's power adapter is really small and light compared to the bricks they want you to carry with you with many other machines.

    And lastly? Just because MS makes it, they can do the type of integration that has always given Apple the edge over everyone else until now. They can push out firmware updates or driver updates as part of the normal Windows Update process, ensuring it stays current without users having to seek the updates out on a support web page or use clunky 3rd. party updater utilities that are known to screw up.

  18. surface is a turd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    who wants to pay macbook pro prices for a piece of shit windows tablet?

  19. Zune? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They need to make it Zune compatible.

  20. Surface set the bar, but then rested by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Much like Apple and Mac's Microsoft set the bar for other PC makers and then decided to sit it out. Not sure now what Microsoft's plan is given that it plans some sort of cheaper cloud version device. Certainly better and cheaper alternatives to the Surface come to mind and while I give credit to Microsoft in making the Surface line. But they sort of flaked out on continuing its development and making improvements. Maybe in the end the costs, design and size ended up being more negatives than Microsoft thought? I know a few who bought a Surface Pro but were disappointed in them after using for a few months. Too much tablet than laptop, and the Surfacebook was just too expensive.

  21. Competition with old/used Surfaces by gman003 · · Score: 1

    The used Surface market is pretty strong. Compulsive upgraders sell off their old models at a low price, which gives more cost-conscious consumers a choice between a new, expensive one, or a used cheap one. But Microsoft only makes money off the new sales, not the secondhand market. The net effect is that Surface revenue is depressed. The same happens with any new product line - you get a sales spike at launch, when the current model is the only game in town, and then it falls to sustainable levels as new models have to compete with the old one on the used market.

    As for myself, I'm quite happy with my secondhand Surface Pro 2. Cost me about a third of what a new Surface Pro 4 would, and it does everything I've tried to use it for.

    1. Re:Competition with old/used Surfaces by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Don't buy it. No not "I don't buy it" but "don't buy it!"

      Surface Sales are down currently? I wonder if that's because everyone's expecting the Surface Pro 5 to come out shortly and the still almost as much as it launched for Surface Pro 4 to drop in price as a result.

      If my Pro 3 breaks right now I won't replace it with a 4.

  22. The Surface line is about Apple by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    and transforming into a company like Apple. They've more or less failed at that. 23% is a huge number in the corporate world. Somebody in Microsoft is freaking out over that I'm sure. Another quarter or two like that and their senior management will kill the line. Microsoft doesn't spend billions on branding, which come to think of it is probably why they can't hang with Apple.

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    1. Re:The Surface line is about Apple by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      and transforming into a company like Apple. They've more or less failed at that. 23% is a huge number in the corporate world. Somebody in Microsoft is freaking out over that I'm sure. Another quarter or two like that and their senior management will kill the line. Microsoft doesn't spend billions on branding, which come to think of it is probably why they can't hang with Apple.

      No, they "can't hang with Apple" because their hardware sucks compared with Apple's, costs every bit as much as Apple's, and their OS is simply a bad joke and compared with Apple's, not to mention more like malware than a proper OS.

      People are stupid; but not THAT stupid.

    2. Re:The Surface line is about Apple by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Couldn't be farther from the truth.

      The Surface line is about showing off Windows 10 as a one-size-fits-all OS. That won't change. MS's desire to move to the portable market won't change. They needed a device to try and be a perfect mid-way device between a tablet and an laptop.

      Somebody in Microsoft is freaking out over that I'm sure.

      Sure. Someone shortsighted and too stupid to be part of the company. The Surface Pro 4 is 2 years old, and there's an expectation that they will announce a refresh in a few days in New York. As a happy owner of the Surface it has been on my do NOT recommend list since the start of the year for that very reason. Just like the Nintendo Wii was off my recommended list since the start of the year too.

      Another quarter or two like that and their senior management will kill the line

      Like what? Lower sales that equate to simple money in the bank because the R&D and advertising costs have already been recouped? Tell me, that goose which laid the golden eggs, how did it taste? Did you smoke it or bake it in the oven?

  23. We can't buy if you don't sell.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about actually offering the Surface in some of what you call "Tier 2" markets , Microsoft ? You still cannot buy a Surface in South Africa , for example, but you can buy Apple's full line. Don't cry about missed revenue when you haven't even covered the market.