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FCC Considers Fining Stephen Colbert Over Controversial Trump Joke (rollingstone.com)

FCC chairman Ajit Pai said on Friday his agency will be looking into complaints made against Late Show host Stephen Colbert for what some labeled a homophobic joke about President Donald Trump. From a report: On Monday's Late Show, Colbert quipped that "the only thing [Trump's] mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin's c**k holster." The joke drew accusations of homophobia, a viral #FireColbert campaign and FCC complaints against Colbert. In an interview Friday, FCC chairman Ajit Pai told a Philadelphia radio station, "I have had a chance to see the clip now and so, as we get complaints -- and we've gotten a number of them -- we are going to take the facts that we find and we are going to apply the law as it's been set out by the Supreme Court and other courts and we'll take the appropriate action." Pai added, "Traditionally, the agency has to decide, if it does find a violation, what the appropriate remedy should be. A fine, of some sort, is typically what we do."

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  1. Nice spin by sunking2 · · Score: 2

    Not over the joke, over the words he used in it.

    1. Re:Nice spin by sheramil · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So if Mr Colbert had been lounging at a piano in a tuxedo a la Noel Coward and languidly drawled, "The only thing President Trump's mouth is good for, is as a place for Vladimir Putin to park his genital member", then that would have been okay?

    2. Re: Nice spin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This article is pure bullshit.
      The FCC is not considering fining anyone.
      They are reviewing the complaints, which is their job. IF they decide a violation happened, THEN they will begin to consider fines.

    3. Re:Nice spin by poity · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Eh... it's on par with saying Hillary's a cock-sleeve for the Saudi royal family

      It's crude, but not offensive in the least. Especially when you factor in the actual evidence of Clinton-Saudi relationships.

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  2. Re:Haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It is odd that the joke is being labeled "homophobic." Nothing in it implies that homosexuality is wrong. If Colbert had said the same thing about Hilary Clinton, it would have made just as much sense, had the same meaning, but could not be described as "homophobic."

  3. Re:Haha by sunking2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I kind of disagree. In his search to find something to paint the worst picture of Trump that he can he chose an act that homosexuals do every day. For that matter, he's actually insulting women who give blow jobs as well because its such a vile act that only Trump would do it.

  4. Where is the homophobia? by Gadget_Guy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When this story broke out, I searched for the clip to see what the fuss was about. When I did find it I realised that I had seen it before, and while I did think at the time that it was an unusual type of joke for one of those monologues, I didn't see how it could be labelled homophobic. The joke doesn't say that homosexuality is bad, nor did it say anything about anyone who is gay. It merely suggested a closer relationship than has been admitted and a power dynamic that Trump is Putin's bitch. It's strong stuff, but nothing different that calling Hillary Clinton a witch ("jail the witch").

    The funny thing is, a lot of the people who are complaining about this would also say that gay marriage should not be allowed. I think that if gays and lesbians had a choice they would rather be able to live their lives as they want to and put up with the odd joke or two than not be allowed to marry the person they love and be told that they are going to hell.

    1. Re:Where is the homophobia? by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And "family values" right-wingers supporting this vile, immoral, even cruder talking president is somehow not hypocritical?

      Pot, kettle black.

    2. Re:Where is the homophobia? by Gadget_Guy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      But surely it is hypocrisy for conservative pundits to complain when they actually say these sort of outrageous things all the time. The big difference is that they aren't joking.

      The hosts of the radio show "Sons of Liberty" once stated that homosexuals committed half of all murders in large cities. That wasn't a joke. And did you know that victims of "legitimate rape" can't get pregnant? I can only wish that this was a joke. State senetor Michele Bachman once said that "If you're involved in the gay and lesbian lifestyle, it's bondage. It is personal bondage, personal despair and personal enslavement."

      So I don't think that it is hypocritical to say something in jest that you would deplore if someone else said it seriously. This isn't really about hypocrisy, it is about seeing an opening to feel like they are taking the high moral ground and trash someone they don't like. It's the same as someone who happily calls people latte-sipping leftie warmist alarmists, and yet who also gets offended if you call them a denier.

    3. Re:Where is the homophobia? by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The difference is that Trump is the President, and Colbert is a comedian. It's a very important distinction.

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    4. Re:Where is the homophobia? by Gadget_Guy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So, it depends on who is talking? If it's a liberal saying it, it's OK, while if it's a liberal's enemy saying it, it's wrong. Gotcha. That's really the issue here.

      Either homophobic jokes are wrong, or they're not

      You have ignored the main point about my post, so once again I have to ask how is this a homophobic joke. Just because you keep saying that it is one doesn't mean that it is true. Just because it mentions an act that gays do, doesn't mean that it is denigrating them. All it says that the relationship between Don and Vlad is closer than they admit, with Trump being subservient to the one who helped win him the election. That's the joke.

      And this is also the fundamental difference between when Colbert says it and when those attacking him now say it. When conservatives talk about homosexuals they aren't joking. They mean all the bad things they say about them; that being gay is a sickness that needs to be cured; that gays should not be able to marry; that they are pedophiles who prey on our children; that they will all burn in hell. So which one is homophobic? The one who tells a joke, or the one who viciously hate gays and acts to limit gay rights?

    5. Re:Where is the homophobia? by Gadget_Guy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      He was saying that Trump is so vile and disgusting that he must suck dicks like a degenerate.

      He said nothing of the sort. He didn't even say that he does suck dicks, only that "the only thing [his] mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin's cock holster".

      Now did he say that this is all that gays' mouths are good for? No, just Trump. He didn't say that he was so bad that he must suck cock, but that it was all his mouth was good for - and the cock of the Russian president specifically. This is no way makes any statement about homosexuality in general.

      And is it gay people who are attacking Colbert, or just conservatives out for blood? And do these same people also attack Trump for signing an order protecting freedom for opponents of gay marriage, or do their concern for lesbians and gays disappear when it comes to actual homophobic actions? No, they don't... which leads me to this:

      There is a saying that it is very hard to be a liberal, because of all the stuff that you have to pretend that you don't know. It has, however, been a hilarious few days watching people like you pretend that you are having a hard time understanding why a group of people would be upset that their very identity itself is as a slur.

      No, what is really funny is all the people who suddenly think that being homophobic is wrong, when the rest of the time that is their default position. The side of politics that rants against political correctness can twist themselves in knots to be politically correct about things that they don't believe at all simply because they can smell the blood in the water (or do you think that is offensive to sharks?). It is funny to see people like this random twit who complain about how Colbert is both homophobic and politically correct. Colbert must be so worried to lose a viewer who didn't like his show anyway!

    6. Re:Where is the homophobia? by Gadget_Guy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The joke is literally using homosexuality as a club. While drooling morons are going, "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WOT NOW TRUMP?", they're not fucking doing it because "zomg Putin!", they're fucking doing it because, "LOL COLBERT CALLED TRUMP TEH GAY".

      Good grief, you sound like a 12 year old.

      You know it, I know it, and disingenuous pieces of shit everywhere know it.

      Well obviously I don't know it because otherwise I would not have said that the joke doesn't say that homosexuality is bad. I stand by that claim. In no way did the joke say that gays are cock holsters; it just said that Trump is one. It didn't even say that Trump was performing a sexual act; just that all he is good for is acting in a subservient way to Putin. The joke is crude, but it makes no mention of homosexuals in general.

    7. Re:Where is the homophobia? by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Really, it was just a cruder version of 'ass kisser.'

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    8. Re:Where is the homophobia? by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 2

      Trump is a comedian. Everything he does is tragic comedy, which is why the rest of the world, including Putin, is laughing at him. When Trump starts acting like a president, people will be so ... oh wait, that's never going to happen as long as Fox News is on the air.

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  5. Re:Fake News by AmiMoJo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    LOL you think it's millennial democrats filling these reports?!

    Head over to 4chan/pol. They are organising a mass complaint campaign and trying to get him fired. 4chan's pol is far right, by the way. Deeply anti-Semitic and racist, but Trump is their guy.

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  6. Re:Haha by quantaman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The Libs are eating their own now

    Not really, Liberals understand that the joke was inappropriate, but not really homophobic.

    The joke was inferring a relationship between two heterosexual men where the weaker one sexually submits to the stronger one for protection, basically a "prison bitch".

    All the complaints are just political theatre, Conservatives don't actually care that if it's homophobic or not, they just know it sounds homophobic and that's enough to trigger the faux-outrage.

    Ajit Pai is just playing the part of the establishment Republican captured by the Trump administration.

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  7. Re:Say hello to my little friend "context" by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 4, Funny

    Colbert: "“The only thing [Trump’s] mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin’s cock holster,”
    FCC: Hey, you can't say that on TV. Retract it!
    Colbert: "Last night I said that the only thing Trump's mouth was good for is being Vladimir Putin's cock holster. I was wrong. Trump's mouth isn't good enough to be Vladimir Putin's cock holster."

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  8. Fine him into the ground, but don't ... by poor_boi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Fine him into the ground, but don't get him fired. The PUSA bragged about sexual assault (grabbin' PUSSY) and got elected. Colbert joked about something and gets fired? Give me a break. I agree his remarks might have been homo-offensive or even homophobic, but that's protected under free speech laws. Hate speech attacks individuals or orientations; homophobic speech is merely offensive. I'm a staunch advocate of free speech and I defend both Trump's "locker room talk" and Colbert's "homophobic remarks" because they are not meant to provoke, but rather to entertain. I find both incidents morally objectionable, but not to the point of obscenity or hate against a class. tl;dr this shit doesn't matter: fix hunger, refugee crises, nuclear threats, global warming before you shit your pants over sex jokes while the whole system fails.

  9. Explicit profanity by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Not over the joke, over the words he used in it.

    That's a good description of the issue.

    We don't really care that much when people insult the president, and we can think badly of such people or goodly of them. That part doesn't matter.

    But Colbert's phrase was particularly rude, it's pretty-much covered in Carlin's seven dirty words, and it wasn't a sly, under-the-radar slip or emotional outburst as part of a dramatic scene, for example. It was explicit profanity.

    People aren't going after him for the rest of his monologue, which was also very insulting, and they don't complain about John Oliver or Bill Maher when they face the camera and rattle off insults with no wit or insight.

    It's the explicit profanity, and Colbert knows better.

    1. Re:Explicit profanity by Motherfucking+Shit · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's the explicit profanity, and Colbert knows better.

      It was bleeped, and it was within the Safe Harbor period (10 PM to 6 AM). The FCC knows better.

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    2. Re:Explicit profanity by ArchieBunker · · Score: 2

      Tell that to Oprah when she was talking about getting your asshole eaten out at 4PM on a weekday. The FCC admitted she was too powerful to fine.

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    3. Re:Explicit profanity by DRJlaw · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's the explicit profanity, and Colbert knows better.

      Too bad that's not the test. The FCC only has the ability to regulate "obscenity" during late night (10pm to 6am). To be obscene the material:

      "must appeal to an average person's prurient interest; depict or describe sexual conduct in a 'patently offensive' way; and, taken as a whole, lack serious literary, artistic, political or scientific value."

      I expect the Pai-led FCC will attempt to levy a fine. I'd also love to be a CBS lawyer handling the case, and expect CBS to ultimately prevail in court, due to the "serious political value" prong and the clear evidence that this was a riff against Trump.

      First amendment.... yee-haw.

    4. Re:Explicit profanity by Imrik · · Score: 2

      Except the FCC doesn't actually have a list of words, they just decide whether something is profane or not on their own. The only guidelines really given are precedent. That said, it would be hard to argue that Colbert wasn't trying to be profane. However it was both censored and on late night TV, so he probably shouldn't be fined.

  10. Re:Haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hey, not all homosexuals. I bet there's at least a few that don't even like Vladimir Putin, much less want to give him blowjobs every day...

  11. Re:Haha by PopeRatzo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    For that matter, he's actually insulting women who give blow jobs as well because its such a vile act that only Trump would do it.

    I think you're wrong about this. He wasn't suggesting Trump would give or has given a blowjob to Putin. He was drawing a word picture of Putin pissing in Trump's mouth, which is a) not a common sexual act and b) something that is in keeping with what we know about Trump.

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  12. Re:Fake News by PopeRatzo · · Score: 3, Informative

    In any case, I have no sympathy. Angry millenial democrat bots have been filing complaints or resorting to violence for anything that offends their tender beliefs (see Berkeley).

    The difference is that the FCC is a government agency.

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  13. Re:Haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You're projecting a bit, he never suggested it was a vile act. You can only see it as a homophobic insult if somehow a blow job is a bad thing, which is what that argument hinges on. The joke works because it implies a consensual servitude on the part of Trump towards Putin, as well as the fact that Trump is pretty terrible at talking. Talk of homophobia is a diversion.

  14. Gay jokes aren't offensive by poity · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's not always homophobic to mockingly refer to someone as a homo, or even a submissive bottom homo. Not every pejorative homosexual joke is homophobic or offensive. Sometime it's just boys being boys.

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    1. Re:Gay jokes aren't offensive by dfghjk · · Score: 2

      Yes, it is, and your CowboyNeal example is not a gay reference. Not every pejorative homosexual joke is homophobic or offensive, but ones which are homophobic and offensive are, and that includes mocking someone for being homosexual, your very first example.

    2. Re:Gay jokes aren't offensive by alexhs · · Score: 3, Funny

      They're outraged that Trump's been called a fag.

      Thanks, I didn't see it under that angle:
      "Trump has been called a fag! That's outrageous to fags!"

      I can agree with that, seen that way the complaint seems actually legitimate.

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  15. Minus one brazillion, Offtopic by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In what universe is this story news for nerds?

  16. Re:Haha by Ramze · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I disagree. He was looking for a way to depict Trump as sexual partner for Putin -- a way to paint him as literally "in bed together" with the Russians. If either Putin or Trump had been female, it could have been any other sexual act... or possibly one with a strap on or other phallus.

    Just because it was a homo or bi sexual act doesn't place the negative on the act -- the negative is on the improper relationship -- especially Trump's desire to please Putin.

  17. Re:Haha by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 3, Informative

    Or he means to imply that Trump and Putin really, really like each other. The terms like 'being in bed with' have existed for a long time to describe ties like the one Trump is accused of having with Russia (e.g. Senator Johnson opposes Bill X because he is in bed with Big Oil!). To me this simply seems like a more crass variant.

    That said, even if it was homophobic, a fine for a joke is absolute bullshit. What is this, Germany? Besides that, since when has the Trump administration given a shit about homophobia? Do they realize who the VP is?

  18. Colbert spoke like Trump by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Colbert "Trump's only use is as Putin's cock holster"
    Trump: "Romney would have dropped to his knees for my endorsement in 2012"

    This is political, Colbert has been nailing Trump on issue after issue.

    This was a fucking hilarious attack monologue, on Trump's 100 day interview, where he insulted the man interviewing him, then refused to repeat his "Obama wiretapped me" claim, then sat down behind the deskl and did a sulk.

    Trump was a dick, and Colbert used rephrased versions of TRUMP's insults into a sharper attack. TRUMP. Watch it if you haven't already, it's comedy at its finest.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaHwlSTqA7s

    Ajit should not be attacking free political speech, he is already in trouble killing Net Neutrality. He needs to apologise.

    1. Re:Colbert spoke like Trump by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "Trump was a dick, and Colbert used rephrased versions of TRUMP's insults into a sharper attack."
      Actually, it's a bit more subtle than that. A "Cock Holster" is US Military Slang, going back as far as the Vietnam War, and probably farther back than that.
      A "Cock Holster" is a Raw Recruit, and the only two words that they are allowed to say is "Yes" and "Sir", together, followed by blind obedience and with no other contributions to the conversation.
      Of course, President Bone Spurs would have no knowledge of this, and neither would any of his Chicken Hawk followers, as is so evident here in the comments here.

  19. Re:Haha by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 3, Funny

    He was looking for a way to depict Trump as sexual partner for Putin ...

    Or Putin's bitch. No matter, that picture has been painted and no amount of therapy is going to make it go away. #ThanksColbert

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  20. SCOTUS Should Strike Down Profanity Exemption by mentil · · Score: 4, Insightful

    SCOTUS needs to strike down the profanity exemption to free speech. It was always bullshit. This should've been settled with Lenny Bruce.

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  21. Re:Haha by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 4, Insightful

    All the complaints are just political theatre, Conservatives don't actually care that if it's homophobic or not, they just know it sounds homophobic and that's enough to trigger the faux-outrage.

    Exactly. Someone complained on Twitter that if Rush had said that about Obama, Liberals would have freaked out. Perhaps that's true, but I contend that, had that happened, the guy who tweeted that would have simply checked "Like".

    People get bent out of shape (or pretend to) way too easily these days - or do so not really understanding why.

    For example, during a preview for the movie, "An Inconvenient Sequel: Truth to Power" when it showed Trump saying he'd shutdown the EPA, I heard my mother say, "Good". I thought to myself, "What the fuck has the EPA every done to her?" (Answer: Nothing. Mom is 75 and watches a LOT of Fox News - sigh.)

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  22. Joking aside by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    It's worth looking at what's happening while we're distracted with this. Because what's happening is just not funny:

    Russian violated the mid range missile treaty. Trump said nothing.
    https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/14/world/europe/russia-cruise-missile-arms-control-treaty.html?_r=0

    Russian flaunted the artic military base treaty, Trump said nothing.
    http://abcnews.go.com/International/russia-flaunts-arctic-expansion-military-bases/story?id=47091750

    When Trump bombed the Syrian airbase, he informed Putin ahead of time, Putin told Assad. Assad removed all his fighters and bombers from the base. US blew up a bit of tarmac as a result. If Trump did that with ground troops, Assad would have ambushed them.

    Not funny I know, but that is why we need Colbert.

    1. Re:Joking aside by grcumb · · Score: 5, Funny

      Russian flaunted the artic military base treaty, Trump said nothing.

      Flouted. The word you want is flouted. It means to defy unashamedly.

      To flaunt something is to brandish it about. You could use it in a sentence like this:

      Putin flaunted his cock to the world before holstering it triumphantly in Trump's gaping mouth.

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  23. Overt attack on freedom of speech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This whole tempest in a teapot is an attempt to punish criticism of the government in general, and criticism of Trump specifically. Colbert did nothing to apologize for.

    Trump sucks Putin's cock. Come at me, FCC!

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  24. Re:Haha by mrchaotica · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It is odd that the joke is being labeled "homophobic."

    What's actually happening is a bunch of alt-right dipshits are pretending to be offended because they can target a liberal by doing so. It's essentially a false flag operation. Moreover, they lack the self-awareness to tell the difference between what Colbert said and actual homophobic slurs, so it's no wonder they're labeling it inaccurately.

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  25. Re:Haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    No, this is the leftwing liberal playbook from the last 50 years being turned on a leftist for one of the few times, in only a tenth the strength. Turnabout is *always* fair play. Deal with it.

  26. This is exactly what the FCC should be doing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    People complained to the FCC about Colbert's joke, so the FCC is supposed to review the case. This is the FCC's job, and they would be remiss if they didn't investigate. The FCC isn't investigating because they have a problem with Colbert criticizing Trump, but because it's their job to investigate complaints. The FCC regularly gets complaints about SNL, including a sketch last year in which Dave Chappelle used the n-word on the show. They investigate those complaints, just like they have to investigate the complaints against CBS and Colbert. It's their job. There are a number of factors that go into the FCC's decision, including the context of the objectionable content, whether it was live or not, and the time at which the program aired.

    I don't think Colbert's comments merit a fine from the FCC, but that would be the typical penalty for objectionable content on broadcast TV. I don't believe Colbert's comments were homophobic, but they do refer to the act of oral sex, and content relating to sexual acts can still draw a fine from the FCC. There wasn't anything graphic about what Colbert said, and there's a long history of sex-related jokes on late night TV going back at least to the days of Johnny Carson. There were far more objectionable things that aired regularly when Conan hosted Late Night, including characters like the masturbating bear. Then there's all the things Sean Connery has claimed to have done with Alex Trebek's mother on SNL Celebrity Jeopardy, which, by the way, is hilariously funny. I think it would be strange if the FCC issued a fine, especially given that this is late night TV where such content is pretty common.

    That said, I didn't find Colbert's comments funny. There wasn't anything particularly clever and I just didn't find it amusing. Personally, I think Colbert is the least funny of any late night TV hosts in recent memory. I didn't really like Conan when he was on Late Night, because I felt too much of his humor was toilet humor. He did have some really good sketches, though, like the recurring In The Year 2000. To his credit, he's gotten a lot better since moving to the Tonight Show and now to TBS. Leno didn't quite measure up to Carson, but he was more in the style of Carson than other hosts. I really enjoyed Leno's Tonight Show, though Fallon is also really good. I didn't find Letterman particularly funny, though he was better than Colbert. James Corden has his moments on the Late Late Show, and Craig Ferguson was pretty good at times. That said, I prefer Seth Meyers, who I think is quite amusing and does a great job with interviewing his guests. I really liked Meyers when he did SNL's Weekend Update, and he's gotten a lot better at hosting Late Night.

    No, I don't think Colbert's comments were homophobic or merit a fine. As late night TV goes, Colbert's comments weren't particularly pushing the envelope, though the FCC has to investigate these complaints. They should investigate and hopefully decide that no further action is warranted. I don't think Colbert should be fired over this, but I wouldn't mind seeing him replaced because he's just not that funny. My opinion has nothing to do with these comments, but rather my overall opinion of him as a late night TV host.

    By the way, the lameness filter shouldn't be preventing me from using the n-word. Dave Chappelle has a long history of using it in his sketches, including the classic Black White Supremacist, and it's on-topic because he used it in the same time slot on SNL. I know, trolls use it on a regular basis, but it's actually on topic here in providing some context for other content that's been aired on late night TV and why I don't think Colbert's comments merit a fine from the FCC.

  27. A ridiculous accusation by MrKaos · · Score: 5, Funny

    Putin said emphatically: "I did not have sexual relations with that man"

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  28. Re:Seen on Twitter by grcumb · · Score: 2

    Same people who wanted FCC to "treat the internet like a public utility" are aghast that there's an FCC investigation into Stephen Colbert.

    Somewhere on the internet, someone is crowing over their world class wit, not realising even for an instant that they have just made exactly the opposite point from the one they intended.

    The best part is, no matter how many times they read this reply, they're still not going to see the problem. But they'll spend the rest of the day vaguely anxious that maybe they really are the idiot that everyone knows them to be.

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  29. Re:Haha by Darinbob · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, I heard the reason Melania doesn't sleep in the white house with Donald is because Putin snores.
    So there are better and wittier ways of making the same point.

  30. America land of free speech... by aepervius · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...Except when it is on TV.... Then some word are less free than others.

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  31. Re:Haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The "joke" was more than inappropriate. It was obscene and not in keeping with established broadcast standards. The writers wrote it, the actor spoke it, the network censors decided to allow it, it was taped and not scrubbed from the tape. Therefore it was also a conspired effort to defame and denigrate. A big fine is in order and probably some censures.

  32. Re:Haha by buss_error · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You're meaning is unclear.

    Do you mean we know President Trump has praised and complemented President Putin?
    I believe we do.

    Do you mean we are not unaware that President Putin has ordered the assassination of leaders critical of Mr. Putin?
    I believe we do know that.

    Do you believe we are unaware of President Trump's financial interest in in the Russian block?
    I believe we are aware of it.

    I think the discernment here is to observe President Putin's actions, and to measure it against the freedoms our founders thought important. If they are congruent, then your view is correct. If they significantly diverge, then perhaps you'd like to explain to those "too stupid" to understand how killing people for expressing their opinion is just dandy and OK.

    Since this departs from your own willingness to use your mouth as a cock sock for President Trump, I'm sure you'll disagree with these points. I'm simply devastated by that.

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  33. Parent basically nails it by bussdriver · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Trump: "Romney would have dropped to his knees for my endorsement in 2012"
    Irony and Hypocrisy are both dead.

    The media cleaned up Trump so people didn't realize how much worse he talked in public- they edited out the best they could while retaining a lot of the stupid and inflammatory statements... which mostly served to distract from the lack of any detail on positions (which he is flip flopping at record levels anyway.)

  34. Re: Haha by aussie_a · · Score: 2

    Plenty of Republican homosexuals would disagree with you, you left wing bigot.

  35. Re: Haha by muffen · · Score: 2

    It wasn't a joke, it was alternative facts!

  36. Re:Say hello to my little friend "context" by aussie_a · · Score: 2

    Disclaimer: I have four hens, but no cock.

    You must be married.

  37. Buncha Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You Tighty-Righties have been getting away with this shit for decades. But NOW you're offended?

    Phuck you!

  38. Re:Haha by LostMyBeaver · · Score: 2

    Every day? After 20 years of marriage, I'm lucky if there's a BJ in it for me on Christmas or my birthday.

    I disagree, it wasn't the worst thing that could be painted about Trump. I'm sure there are many much worse things he could come up with. It was the least appropriate thing he could come up with for describing what Trump's mouth is good for. There's a clear difference here.

    He's saying that the only thing Trumps mouth is good for is performing sexual acts. This could be considered highly complimentary.

    I have never given a blow job, but I have received a few from different women over the years... though only one in the last 20 (in case my wife is reading) and I must say that the best blow jobs I've experienced were from women with exceptional endurance and exceptional lung capacity.

    In fact, with how much pride Trump takes in his incredible physique and personal fitness,

    I'd say it's an incredible compliment that Colbert has paid him by saying that Trump almost certainly would be a person in such amazing condition that Trump would be a suitable match for performing this act on such a powerful man as Putin.

    I would certainly imagine that while Trump and his supporters might be offended by the fact that Colbert doesn't place a high value on Trumps words, speech or thoughts, but he does highly respect the president for his self proclaimed excellent health and physical prowess.

    So, I don't really see what the issue is here. In fact, even as a straight man, I'm damn near tempted to play the other side of the fence to try and get myself one of these amazing Trump (registered trademark) Blow Jobs. I bet they're the biggest and I mean the best and most amazing blow jobs anyone could ever receive. And I mean huge, you'll just have to wait and see. It's cumming soon... did I spell that wrong?

  39. Re:Haha by h33t+l4x0r · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If the homophobia complaints were coming from gays, then there would be something to it. The fact that it's coming from Trump supporters shows that it's insincere. You can't be outraged on behalf of another group when that group doesn't care, and especially when that group is one that your side goes out of it's way to marginalize.

  40. Re:Haha by h33t+l4x0r · · Score: 3, Funny

    I demand that parent poster be fired for this homophobic joke.

  41. Right wing left wing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm living in Europe and I bet tomorrow morning in Church, people will be laughing not at the joke but at how America is still arguing left wing and right wing when most of the free world sees it as far right wing and further right wing.

    Out of curiosity, what exactly is the definition of right and left in America anymore? Should we start calling it team red and team blue or team elephant and team donkey? This has so little to do with left and right or conservative and liberal that people simply make fools of themselves saying these things.

    It's a competition of who can pretend to claim the high ground more than the other by declining into the deepest and darkest pits to do so. Good people don't choose sides. Good people treat everyone with kindness, dignity and respect... even the people they don't like. Good people don't say "it's ok to talk badly about this person because someone on the news does... or because he said something bad first".

    1. Re:Right wing left wing by meglon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Here in the US, the "right" thinks that Mussolini and Hitler were far left socialists. Nuff said.

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  42. Re:Haha by mwvdlee · · Score: 2

    Agreed.

    This is just a crude way of stating that Trump is essentially "Putin's bitch".

    If either one or both of them were female, similar crude statements could have been made without any homosexual connection.
    As it stands though, both are male and thus such a crude statement requires describing a sexual act between two males.

    Labeling this as homophobic is nothing more than trying to find a justification for wanting to punish Colbert.
    There are plenty of statements disdainful of homosexuals uttered on TV that are much clearer and cruder, including statements by Trump.

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  43. This just in by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Funny

    The accusation got worse, it was upgraded from slander to betrayal of state secrets.

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  44. Re:Haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Then you should say in "bed together" or in cahooots but NOT "cock holster".

    You're trying to make the case for being politically correct?
    rotflmao. That ship sailed a long time ago.
    ...grab 'em by the pussy.
    etc.

  45. Re: Haha by serviscope_minor · · Score: 2

    Plenty of Republican homosexuals would disagree with you

    Well if you vote for a party that blatantly hates you, you're pretty much the poster child for irrationality. So, frankly, who cares?

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  46. Re:Haha by dfghjk · · Score: 2

    The "joke" requires an assumption there is something wrong with being what was said. Many would interpret that differently for a man than a woman while many would not. It's not really odd that many see it as homophobic. It clearly is, though that's not its primary problem.

    The real problem is that the joke crossed the line, the entire section of the monologue did. It was not funny, just hateful. Very unlike Colbert and I'm surprised anything like that material ever made it to air.

  47. Re: Haha by dfghjk · · Score: 2

    Trump is not personally anti-gay, his party is. Trump in office is not good for gay issues, but probably not as bad as Pence assuming his office would be.

  48. It's working. by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Stephen Colbert Hits Best Ratings Since 2015 Premiere

    It would seem the people enjoy this kind of thing.

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  49. Re:Fake News by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

    He said he had no sympathy, BECAUSE the snowflakes have been filing FCC complaints about all sorts of conservative stuff for years, on grounds much weaker than this.

    [citation needed]

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  50. Colberts' 1st Amendment rights by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If the FCC takes any action against Stephen Colbert for speaking out against Trump, then that's a clear violation of his 1st Amendment right to Freedom of Speech, plain and simple.

    Is THIS the country we're living in now? Where you can't criticize POTUS without being OFFICIALLY censured? If so then we're one step closer to living in a dictatorship. Is this the United States of America, or is it somewhere like Syria, or Turkey, or Malaysia?

  51. Re:Haha by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 2

    Saying that Hillary won the election because she had the most popular votes is like saying a team won a football game because it gained the most offensive yards (without scoring the most points). Contests have rules, and you can't change these when the contest is over because you lost. You say "Hillary really won!" I say "Trump would have won the Popular Vote by campaigning differently, if he knew that is what was needed to win." Nobody, Left or Right, disagrees that Hillary ran a terrible campaign and that her managers should never work again. Democrats need to focus on fixing their organization if they plan on bouncing back.

  52. Deface The Nation by EnsilZah · · Score: 2

    You conveniently forgot to mention that this particular monologue wasn't actually about Trump's policies but rather about him calling the journalist interviewing him 'fake media' and referring to his show as 'deface the nation'.
    It was Colbert reciprocating the name-calling Trump is famous for, and while you might find it distasteful Colbert would stoop to that level, one is a television comedian while the other is supposed to be the president.

  53. Re:Haha by dywolf · · Score: 2

    and that "wrong" would be the idea of a president bending over backwards (or just over) to please the leader of russia, a man guilty of assassination, violating human rights, and the illegal invasion of other nations (2 out of 3.... no wonder republicans like him so much). pleasing that sort of evil man is not something the "leader of the free world" should be doing.

    that's what is wrong.

    and thats why Merkel is now the LotFW.
    the US has abdicated.

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  54. First amendment. by jcr · · Score: 2

    The FCC should never have been given any power to punish anybody for what they say.

    -jcr

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  55. Re: Haha by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 2

    His signing an executive order (the Religious Freedom Restoration Act), allowing people to discriminate against same-sex couples, and their children, says otherwise. Obviously the last person he talked to that day was against same-sex marriage, and he always goes with the last person he talks to, or the latest thing he's seen on Fox News. He's a follower with ADD, not a leader.

    His support of ANY rights except for the rich and powerful is certainly not "baked into" his character.

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  56. Re:Yep, plus Steven has been pro-gay/trans forever by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 2

    So why did he just sign a religious freedom executive order that allows gays and lesbians, and their children, to be discriminated against? He's a cock-sucker of the religious right and the nra.

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  57. Yay authoritarianism by ilsaloving · · Score: 4, Insightful

    For those of you that don't get it, this is what authoritarianism actually looks like.

    Colbert's comment was absolutely NOT homophobic, unless you consider associating Trump with gays to be insulting to gays (which, I would grant...).

    What this is ACTUALLY about is the Trump administration not being happy that a prominent celebrity made a negative comment about Trump, and so they will do whatever they can to prosecute him, even if it means redefining the english language.

    And by the way, THIS is what first amendment is for. Like it or not, Trump IS government. That means he is *required* to suck it up if people criticize him, just like every gov't body has done before him.

    It's truely scary how you Americans are not just fucking yourselves over, but you're doing it with eyes wide open and cheers.

  58. The US becoming more like Russia by FilatovEV · · Score: 2

    The irony of this story is that a decade ago some Americans argued Russia didn't have speech freedom because of Vladimir Rakhmankov story, a man fined for writing a newspaper article in which he called Putin a "Russia's phallic symbol".

    Now I can respond to the allegations of the past. Where is your speech freedom, America?

  59. Re: Haha by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 2

    Why are you sharing your porn collection with all of us here? Can't you jack off in privacy?

  60. Re:Haha by h33t+l4x0r · · Score: 2

    "Gays for Trump" complaints don't count. The complaints need to be about homophobia, not anti-trump sentiment. Find a gay non-pro-trump complaint and we'll talk.

  61. Re: Haha by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 2

    Allowing children to be discriminated against based on who their parents are and that they're adopted is okay with you? That's hardly "detailed minutiae of issues and concerns." There's almost half a million children in foster homes in the US on any given day. They need a home, and friends who they can share experiences with such as going to school together, far more than they need pinheads like you.

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