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FCC Considers Fining Stephen Colbert Over Controversial Trump Joke (rollingstone.com)

FCC chairman Ajit Pai said on Friday his agency will be looking into complaints made against Late Show host Stephen Colbert for what some labeled a homophobic joke about President Donald Trump. From a report: On Monday's Late Show, Colbert quipped that "the only thing [Trump's] mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin's c**k holster." The joke drew accusations of homophobia, a viral #FireColbert campaign and FCC complaints against Colbert. In an interview Friday, FCC chairman Ajit Pai told a Philadelphia radio station, "I have had a chance to see the clip now and so, as we get complaints -- and we've gotten a number of them -- we are going to take the facts that we find and we are going to apply the law as it's been set out by the Supreme Court and other courts and we'll take the appropriate action." Pai added, "Traditionally, the agency has to decide, if it does find a violation, what the appropriate remedy should be. A fine, of some sort, is typically what we do."

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  1. Nice spin by sunking2 · · Score: 2

    Not over the joke, over the words he used in it.

    1. Re:Nice spin by sheramil · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So if Mr Colbert had been lounging at a piano in a tuxedo a la Noel Coward and languidly drawled, "The only thing President Trump's mouth is good for, is as a place for Vladimir Putin to park his genital member", then that would have been okay?

    2. Re: Nice spin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This article is pure bullshit.
      The FCC is not considering fining anyone.
      They are reviewing the complaints, which is their job. IF they decide a violation happened, THEN they will begin to consider fines.

    3. Re:Nice spin by poity · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Eh... it's on par with saying Hillary's a cock-sleeve for the Saudi royal family

      It's crude, but not offensive in the least. Especially when you factor in the actual evidence of Clinton-Saudi relationships.

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    4. Re:Nice spin by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      A cock is just another word for a rooster.

      It's also an old-fashioned word for valve, which still comes up in certain contexts (stopcock, ballcock etc). And yet, everybody knows he meant "penis" which, in the words of Waynetta is "posh for dick, innit".

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    5. Re:Nice spin by KeensMustard · · Score: 1
      The alt-right has never called anybody a 'cuck'?

      Are you sure?

    6. Re: Nice spin by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      I hope you don't staff my country's military.

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    7. Re:Nice spin by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      Nah, they were too busy cuckolding other people, then doing the whole teary-eyed "I have sinned and I have repented so you have to accept it" BS, then doing it again, because it works on their followers. Same thing with drug addiction, same-sex sex, incest, etc. They're so busy screwing over everyone they can to have time to call anyone a "cuck."

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    8. Re: Nice spin by AutodidactLabrat · · Score: 1

      You mean the military which has failed in SIX successive wars?

  2. Re:Haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If you think Pai is a Liberal, you must be somewhere to the right of Caligula...

    Captcha: laughing

  3. Re:Haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It is odd that the joke is being labeled "homophobic." Nothing in it implies that homosexuality is wrong. If Colbert had said the same thing about Hilary Clinton, it would have made just as much sense, had the same meaning, but could not be described as "homophobic."

  4. Re: Haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Of course not. It's the conservatives that are hypocrites. Trump is a vile sexist and racist thing. You don't care about homophobia except when it's to defend your champion.

  5. Re:Haha by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

    Ajit Pai was appointed FCC chairman by Trump. The main "liberal vs conservative" issue that the FCC deals with is network neutrality, where Pai is firmly on the conservative side (anti-NN and pro free-market-for-monopolists).
     

  6. Say hello to my little friend "context" by SuperKendall · · Score: 1, Interesting

    A cock is just another word for a rooster.

    And cock is just another word for penis.

    When you say one man is using another as a cock holster, and you know neither personally owns livestock, then the meaning is pretty clear.

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    1. Re:Say hello to my little friend "context" by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 4, Funny

      Colbert: "“The only thing [Trump’s] mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin’s cock holster,”
      FCC: Hey, you can't say that on TV. Retract it!
      Colbert: "Last night I said that the only thing Trump's mouth was good for is being Vladimir Putin's cock holster. I was wrong. Trump's mouth isn't good enough to be Vladimir Putin's cock holster."

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    2. Re:Say hello to my little friend "context" by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      A cock is just another word for a rooster.

      And cock is just another word for penis.

      And, you know, a rooster is a type of bird and a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. (Pretty sure the "penis" analogy will track that nicely too.)

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    3. Re: Say hello to my little friend "context" by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      We're not allowed to make homophonic jokes here.

    4. Re:Say hello to my little friend "context" by aussie_a · · Score: 2

      Disclaimer: I have four hens, but no cock.

      You must be married.

    5. Re:Say hello to my little friend "context" by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Perhaps he was talking about plumbing?

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    6. Re:Say hello to my little friend "context" by peawormsworth · · Score: 1

      A cock is just another word for penis.

      When the cock fits, use it.

    7. Re:Say hello to my little friend "context" by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Except that the relative value of "in the hand" and "in the bush" changes significantly with different definitions of "cock".

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  7. Re:Haha by sunking2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I kind of disagree. In his search to find something to paint the worst picture of Trump that he can he chose an act that homosexuals do every day. For that matter, he's actually insulting women who give blow jobs as well because its such a vile act that only Trump would do it.

  8. Where is the homophobia? by Gadget_Guy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When this story broke out, I searched for the clip to see what the fuss was about. When I did find it I realised that I had seen it before, and while I did think at the time that it was an unusual type of joke for one of those monologues, I didn't see how it could be labelled homophobic. The joke doesn't say that homosexuality is bad, nor did it say anything about anyone who is gay. It merely suggested a closer relationship than has been admitted and a power dynamic that Trump is Putin's bitch. It's strong stuff, but nothing different that calling Hillary Clinton a witch ("jail the witch").

    The funny thing is, a lot of the people who are complaining about this would also say that gay marriage should not be allowed. I think that if gays and lesbians had a choice they would rather be able to live their lives as they want to and put up with the odd joke or two than not be allowed to marry the person they love and be told that they are going to hell.

    1. Re:Where is the homophobia? by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And "family values" right-wingers supporting this vile, immoral, even cruder talking president is somehow not hypocritical?

      Pot, kettle black.

    2. Re:Where is the homophobia? by Gadget_Guy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      But surely it is hypocrisy for conservative pundits to complain when they actually say these sort of outrageous things all the time. The big difference is that they aren't joking.

      The hosts of the radio show "Sons of Liberty" once stated that homosexuals committed half of all murders in large cities. That wasn't a joke. And did you know that victims of "legitimate rape" can't get pregnant? I can only wish that this was a joke. State senetor Michele Bachman once said that "If you're involved in the gay and lesbian lifestyle, it's bondage. It is personal bondage, personal despair and personal enslavement."

      So I don't think that it is hypocritical to say something in jest that you would deplore if someone else said it seriously. This isn't really about hypocrisy, it is about seeing an opening to feel like they are taking the high moral ground and trash someone they don't like. It's the same as someone who happily calls people latte-sipping leftie warmist alarmists, and yet who also gets offended if you call them a denier.

    3. Re:Where is the homophobia? by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The difference is that Trump is the President, and Colbert is a comedian. It's a very important distinction.

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    4. Re:Where is the homophobia? by Gadget_Guy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So, it depends on who is talking? If it's a liberal saying it, it's OK, while if it's a liberal's enemy saying it, it's wrong. Gotcha. That's really the issue here.

      Either homophobic jokes are wrong, or they're not

      You have ignored the main point about my post, so once again I have to ask how is this a homophobic joke. Just because you keep saying that it is one doesn't mean that it is true. Just because it mentions an act that gays do, doesn't mean that it is denigrating them. All it says that the relationship between Don and Vlad is closer than they admit, with Trump being subservient to the one who helped win him the election. That's the joke.

      And this is also the fundamental difference between when Colbert says it and when those attacking him now say it. When conservatives talk about homosexuals they aren't joking. They mean all the bad things they say about them; that being gay is a sickness that needs to be cured; that gays should not be able to marry; that they are pedophiles who prey on our children; that they will all burn in hell. So which one is homophobic? The one who tells a joke, or the one who viciously hate gays and acts to limit gay rights?

    5. Re:Where is the homophobia? by Gadget_Guy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      He was saying that Trump is so vile and disgusting that he must suck dicks like a degenerate.

      He said nothing of the sort. He didn't even say that he does suck dicks, only that "the only thing [his] mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin's cock holster".

      Now did he say that this is all that gays' mouths are good for? No, just Trump. He didn't say that he was so bad that he must suck cock, but that it was all his mouth was good for - and the cock of the Russian president specifically. This is no way makes any statement about homosexuality in general.

      And is it gay people who are attacking Colbert, or just conservatives out for blood? And do these same people also attack Trump for signing an order protecting freedom for opponents of gay marriage, or do their concern for lesbians and gays disappear when it comes to actual homophobic actions? No, they don't... which leads me to this:

      There is a saying that it is very hard to be a liberal, because of all the stuff that you have to pretend that you don't know. It has, however, been a hilarious few days watching people like you pretend that you are having a hard time understanding why a group of people would be upset that their very identity itself is as a slur.

      No, what is really funny is all the people who suddenly think that being homophobic is wrong, when the rest of the time that is their default position. The side of politics that rants against political correctness can twist themselves in knots to be politically correct about things that they don't believe at all simply because they can smell the blood in the water (or do you think that is offensive to sharks?). It is funny to see people like this random twit who complain about how Colbert is both homophobic and politically correct. Colbert must be so worried to lose a viewer who didn't like his show anyway!

    6. Re:Where is the homophobia? by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      +1 Insightful.

    7. Re:Where is the homophobia? by meglon · · Score: 1

      The side of politics that rants against political correctness are whiny little pussies that hate being told how big of whiny little pussies they are. Face it, when the GOP (the "grab them by the pussy party") went full fascist and embraced their anti-intellectual, anti-American, anti-Christian side... they really became just a big lump of stupid fucking shits who's best legacy in life will be as fertilizer after they're dead.

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    8. Re:Where is the homophobia? by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      The hosts of the radio show "Sons of Liberty" once stated that homosexuals committed half of all murders in large cities.

      Oh that's where it came from! I was arguing here with some total nutcase a while back who was banging on about how homosexuality was a mental illness and quoting some clearly made up numbers to back up his point. I was kind of curious how he settled on "gay people murder a lot" as a thing, and now I know!

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    9. Re:Where is the homophobia? by Gadget_Guy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The joke is literally using homosexuality as a club. While drooling morons are going, "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WOT NOW TRUMP?", they're not fucking doing it because "zomg Putin!", they're fucking doing it because, "LOL COLBERT CALLED TRUMP TEH GAY".

      Good grief, you sound like a 12 year old.

      You know it, I know it, and disingenuous pieces of shit everywhere know it.

      Well obviously I don't know it because otherwise I would not have said that the joke doesn't say that homosexuality is bad. I stand by that claim. In no way did the joke say that gays are cock holsters; it just said that Trump is one. It didn't even say that Trump was performing a sexual act; just that all he is good for is acting in a subservient way to Putin. The joke is crude, but it makes no mention of homosexuals in general.

    10. Re:Where is the homophobia? by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Really, it was just a cruder version of 'ass kisser.'

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    11. Re:Where is the homophobia? by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      No, we won't. Politics is religion, just swapping "I'll make your life better in the afterlife" for "I'll make your life better after my 5 year plan", both in exchange for granting the promiser an almost all-encompassing control over everything, and lots of money

      They are two giant memeplexes whose goal is the same: power, and specifically, the meme's holy grail: the legal power to force themselves on unwilling people.

      We have swapped "For God" for "For The People", with little change to why what it overlays was a problem.

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    12. Re:Where is the homophobia? by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      awwwwwww.

      You're both right.

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    13. Re:Where is the homophobia? by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 2

      Trump is a comedian. Everything he does is tragic comedy, which is why the rest of the world, including Putin, is laughing at him. When Trump starts acting like a president, people will be so ... oh wait, that's never going to happen as long as Fox News is on the air.

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    14. Re:Where is the homophobia? by Gadget_Guy · · Score: 1

      What?? They aren't deliberately offensive? Of course they are deliberately offensive. There is a reason why there is the term shock jock; they deliberately say things to shock people. There is a reason why Alex Jones recently said in court that his on-air persona is a character and doesn't represent him in reality. There is a big audience for people who are loud, offensive, and who get overly-angry about even the most trivial things. They have no problems with arguing against things that they previously were for.

      This is a case of that. Wasn't the accusation that Colbert made a homophobic joke? Now you tell us that homophobia isn't a problem at all, and it was just swearing on TV that is the problem. If that is the case, then my original comment stands: this was never a case of homophobia.

    15. Re:Where is the homophobia? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      So the Conservatives, in order to show they hold the "high ground" are making sure to turn themselves into hypocrites, doing that which they complain of in others?

      Logic like that is why I'd be a "conservative" anywhere else in the world, but not in the US.

    16. Re:Where is the homophobia? by SvnLyrBrto · · Score: 1

      How may gay people do you actually know? Not many I bet.

      As a gay guy myself, I found Colbert's monologue to be neither offensive nor homophobic. None of my (mostly gay) friends whom I know have seen the show and have heard from on the matter found Colbert to be offensive or homophobic. And I would bet with a good deal of certainty that if I took a poll of my (again, mostly gay) friends in general, I'd be hard pressed to find a single one who was offended.

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    17. Re:Where is the homophobia? by SvnLyrBrto · · Score: 1

      There's a big difference.

      Fox claims to be a news channel. More than that, Fox claims to be fair and balanced. Colbert claims none of that. He's never presented himself as anything but an entertainer and comedian. In fact... Not to say that Jon Stewart speaks for Colbert. But when he ran the Daily Show, and Colbert was a cast member, Stewart openly mocked the notion that it was journalism of any kind.

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    18. Re:Where is the homophobia? by peawormsworth · · Score: 1

      I didn't see how it could be labelled homophobic.

      It's like some straight people think that only homosexuals get regular blow jobs. Like how some narrow minds think only gay men have anal sex.

    19. Re:Where is the homophobia? by peawormsworth · · Score: 1

      I think we can all pretty much agree that Trump is the person that Colbert hates most on this planet.

      No. I agree only that Colbert says what his audience enjoys. He said that Trump is subservient to Putins pleasures in a sharp and humours manner.

      He was saying ... that he must suck dicks like a degenerate.

      That is blowphobic. Who said sucking dick is degenerate behaviour? I think he was describing subservience.

      you are having a hard time understanding why a group of people would be upset

      Are you using "group" to describe homosexuals? If so, there is no evidence in this article that those who complained were homosexual. It says that some people found the words homophobic. And according to the article there were "a number of them", which means at least 1 but probably 2 or more.

    20. Re:Where is the homophobia? by peawormsworth · · Score: 1
      Exactly. It's not like he picked on Trumps personal appearance failing that he seems to be unable to control.

      For example, he didn't say that Trump looks like a hunk of sloppy pizza dough if you put wrinkly vagina on it, slapped some colorless wrinkled eyes, tossed some wispy old hair on top and dressed it in a suit.

      Because that would be uncalled for. That would be as wrong as calling someone “disgusting” and “a slob” with “a fat, ugly face.” https://www.nytimes.com/2016/0...

    21. Re:Where is the homophobia? by peawormsworth · · Score: 1

      It's wrong because Trumps eyes are not colorless. More like cold black beady reptile eyes that look like they are ready to cry at any moment.

    22. Re:Where is the homophobia? by Gadget_Guy · · Score: 1

      Colbert is saying the worst thing you can do with your mouth is to suck another man's cock and it would be particularly bad if said man is Vladamir Putin.

      Colbert said nothing of the sort; just that Trump's mouth isn't good enough for anything more.

  9. Re:Fake News by AmiMoJo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    LOL you think it's millennial democrats filling these reports?!

    Head over to 4chan/pol. They are organising a mass complaint campaign and trying to get him fired. 4chan's pol is far right, by the way. Deeply anti-Semitic and racist, but Trump is their guy.

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  10. Re:Haha by quantaman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The Libs are eating their own now

    Not really, Liberals understand that the joke was inappropriate, but not really homophobic.

    The joke was inferring a relationship between two heterosexual men where the weaker one sexually submits to the stronger one for protection, basically a "prison bitch".

    All the complaints are just political theatre, Conservatives don't actually care that if it's homophobic or not, they just know it sounds homophobic and that's enough to trigger the faux-outrage.

    Ajit Pai is just playing the part of the establishment Republican captured by the Trump administration.

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  11. Fine him into the ground, but don't ... by poor_boi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Fine him into the ground, but don't get him fired. The PUSA bragged about sexual assault (grabbin' PUSSY) and got elected. Colbert joked about something and gets fired? Give me a break. I agree his remarks might have been homo-offensive or even homophobic, but that's protected under free speech laws. Hate speech attacks individuals or orientations; homophobic speech is merely offensive. I'm a staunch advocate of free speech and I defend both Trump's "locker room talk" and Colbert's "homophobic remarks" because they are not meant to provoke, but rather to entertain. I find both incidents morally objectionable, but not to the point of obscenity or hate against a class. tl;dr this shit doesn't matter: fix hunger, refugee crises, nuclear threats, global warming before you shit your pants over sex jokes while the whole system fails.

    1. Re:Fine him into the ground, but don't ... by jandersen · · Score: 1

      Whether he should be fined or not is none of my business, but the same rules should apply to everybody. If a tasteless joke aboutTrump is to be punished for being 'homophobic' (which it clearly isn't), then how about the black-hearted hate-preachers, like the socalled evangelicals, who keep spewing homophobia, anti-semitism etc every time they open the mouth? Apart from that, the joke in question was only offensive to Trump and his supporters, who are allergic to criticism; well, possibly to gays - I don't think they necessarily want to be associated with Trump.

    2. Re:Fine him into the ground, but don't ... by runningduck · · Score: 1

      >> I defend both Trump's "locker room talk" and Colbert's "homophobic remarks"

      What is interesting about this statement is that it casts Trump's words in the best possible light while casting Colbert's words in the worst possible light. If we were to be completely honest we would say Trump's "bragging about sexual assault" and Colbert's "lewd description of the bromance between Trump and Putin."

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  12. Explicit profanity by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Not over the joke, over the words he used in it.

    That's a good description of the issue.

    We don't really care that much when people insult the president, and we can think badly of such people or goodly of them. That part doesn't matter.

    But Colbert's phrase was particularly rude, it's pretty-much covered in Carlin's seven dirty words, and it wasn't a sly, under-the-radar slip or emotional outburst as part of a dramatic scene, for example. It was explicit profanity.

    People aren't going after him for the rest of his monologue, which was also very insulting, and they don't complain about John Oliver or Bill Maher when they face the camera and rattle off insults with no wit or insight.

    It's the explicit profanity, and Colbert knows better.

    1. Re:Explicit profanity by Motherfucking+Shit · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's the explicit profanity, and Colbert knows better.

      It was bleeped, and it was within the Safe Harbor period (10 PM to 6 AM). The FCC knows better.

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    2. Re:Explicit profanity by ArchieBunker · · Score: 2

      Tell that to Oprah when she was talking about getting your asshole eaten out at 4PM on a weekday. The FCC admitted she was too powerful to fine.

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    3. Re:Explicit profanity by meglon · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The FCC does know better.... the worthless dipshit Ajit Pai is the one that doesn't. He seems to think that anyone that says anything bad about his fuhrer needs to be threatened and intimidated. Worthless fucking fascist conservatives.

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    4. Re:Explicit profanity by DRJlaw · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's the explicit profanity, and Colbert knows better.

      Too bad that's not the test. The FCC only has the ability to regulate "obscenity" during late night (10pm to 6am). To be obscene the material:

      "must appeal to an average person's prurient interest; depict or describe sexual conduct in a 'patently offensive' way; and, taken as a whole, lack serious literary, artistic, political or scientific value."

      I expect the Pai-led FCC will attempt to levy a fine. I'd also love to be a CBS lawyer handling the case, and expect CBS to ultimately prevail in court, due to the "serious political value" prong and the clear evidence that this was a riff against Trump.

      First amendment.... yee-haw.

    5. Re:Explicit profanity by Imrik · · Score: 2

      Except the FCC doesn't actually have a list of words, they just decide whether something is profane or not on their own. The only guidelines really given are precedent. That said, it would be hard to argue that Colbert wasn't trying to be profane. However it was both censored and on late night TV, so he probably shouldn't be fined.

    6. Re:Explicit profanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Are they going to fine people for implied meanings or metaphors?

      The left calls that "code words" and "dog whistles".

    7. Re: Explicit profanity by Cederic · · Score: 1

      You think saying cockholster is appropriate around most people's mothers?

      Well, most mothers have at some point been a cock holster so sure, why not?

      Why are you singling out mothers for protection from basic language anyway?

    8. Re: Explicit profanity by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      Nowadays? Most wouldn't blink. However, who the hell says "cock holster"? The phrase is more reminiscent of a jock strap than anything else. "Donald Trump's mouth is Putin's jock strap" ... no *forbidden words" there, happy now?

      Q: Why isn't Donald Trump circumsized?
      A: Because there's no end to that prick.

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    9. Re:Explicit profanity by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      Here's a cleaned up version. "Donald Trump's mouth is Putin's jockstrap." Every single word there is acceptable for daytime programming.

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    10. Re:Explicit profanity by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      I've seen (okay, heard) people interviewed on the noon-time and 6 o'clock news using both "shit" and "fuck" without being bleeped out. Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau said "Fuck you" in the house of commons in 1971. When he later denied it, claiming he had said "fuddle duddle", people accepted it with a wink-wink nudge-nudge. The prevailing attitude was that anyone who continued to be outraged needed to get over themselves. Lots of "fuddle-duddle" t-shirts sold.

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    11. Re:Explicit profanity by Imrik · · Score: 1

      Except there are other words that can't be used and some of those words can be used now. Also, some words are ok in some contexts or when said by certain people but not in other cases.

    12. Re:Explicit profanity by AutodidactLabrat · · Score: 1

      Oh, you mean "And some, I assume, are good people"?
      Yes, the left is correct. Dog whistles
      Here boy, fetch!!

    13. Re:Explicit profanity by michael_wojcik · · Score: 1

      Yes. And every case in which an FCC indecency fine is shot down is another blow to the foolish 1978 Pacifica decision, the one where SCOTUS decided that broadcast media are "uniquely intrusive" and so don't deserve full First Amendment protection.

      That decision has been roundly criticized from the moment it was written, and the Roberts court has generally not viewed it kindly (particularly not when the government pulls out the "think of the children" argument, as in Entertainment Merchants Association). They voided FCC fines in 2012, in FCC v. Fox, and they might very well do so again.

  13. Re:Fake News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Aaaaand you fail basic reading comprehension.
    He said he had no sympathy, BECAUSE the snowflakes have been filing FCC complaints about all sorts of conservative stuff for years, on grounds much weaker than this.

  14. Re:Haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hey, not all homosexuals. I bet there's at least a few that don't even like Vladimir Putin, much less want to give him blowjobs every day...

  15. Re:Haha by PopeRatzo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    For that matter, he's actually insulting women who give blow jobs as well because its such a vile act that only Trump would do it.

    I think you're wrong about this. He wasn't suggesting Trump would give or has given a blowjob to Putin. He was drawing a word picture of Putin pissing in Trump's mouth, which is a) not a common sexual act and b) something that is in keeping with what we know about Trump.

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  16. Re:Fake News by PopeRatzo · · Score: 3, Informative

    In any case, I have no sympathy. Angry millenial democrat bots have been filing complaints or resorting to violence for anything that offends their tender beliefs (see Berkeley).

    The difference is that the FCC is a government agency.

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  17. Re:Haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You're projecting a bit, he never suggested it was a vile act. You can only see it as a homophobic insult if somehow a blow job is a bad thing, which is what that argument hinges on. The joke works because it implies a consensual servitude on the part of Trump towards Putin, as well as the fact that Trump is pretty terrible at talking. Talk of homophobia is a diversion.

  18. Re:Colbert is free to speak as he sees fit by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    A fine is, er, fine, if his language is determined to be inappropriate, and as long as dissenting opinions are not offenses punishable by arrest, the republic stands.

    If he doesn't pay the fine, he could be subject to arrest. A fine is not really morally different than arrest.

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  19. Gay jokes aren't offensive by poity · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's not always homophobic to mockingly refer to someone as a homo, or even a submissive bottom homo. Not every pejorative homosexual joke is homophobic or offensive. Sometime it's just boys being boys.

    CowboyNeal enjoys ruggedized USB sticks up his bunghole. See, it's all good.

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    1. Re:Gay jokes aren't offensive by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      You got that wrong. To the right, the problem isn't that gays were offended, the problem is that being called gay is an offense. But in today's political climate, you have to rephrase that.

      They're not outraged that this was somehow "homophobic" (How so?). They're outraged that Trump's been called a fag.

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    2. Re:Gay jokes aren't offensive by dfghjk · · Score: 2

      Yes, it is, and your CowboyNeal example is not a gay reference. Not every pejorative homosexual joke is homophobic or offensive, but ones which are homophobic and offensive are, and that includes mocking someone for being homosexual, your very first example.

    3. Re:Gay jokes aren't offensive by alexhs · · Score: 3, Funny

      They're outraged that Trump's been called a fag.

      Thanks, I didn't see it under that angle:
      "Trump has been called a fag! That's outrageous to fags!"

      I can agree with that, seen that way the complaint seems actually legitimate.

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  20. Minus one brazillion, Offtopic by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In what universe is this story news for nerds?

    1. Re:Minus one brazillion, Offtopic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      In what universe is this story news for nerds?

      In USA.
      Plus, its entertaining to watch the rednecks getting their panties all twisted up :)

    2. Re:Minus one brazillion, Offtopic by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      In what universe is this story news for nerds?

      Hand in your geek card, the return box is on the left, going out.

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  21. Re:Haha by Ramze · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I disagree. He was looking for a way to depict Trump as sexual partner for Putin -- a way to paint him as literally "in bed together" with the Russians. If either Putin or Trump had been female, it could have been any other sexual act... or possibly one with a strap on or other phallus.

    Just because it was a homo or bi sexual act doesn't place the negative on the act -- the negative is on the improper relationship -- especially Trump's desire to please Putin.

  22. Re:Haha by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 3, Informative

    Or he means to imply that Trump and Putin really, really like each other. The terms like 'being in bed with' have existed for a long time to describe ties like the one Trump is accused of having with Russia (e.g. Senator Johnson opposes Bill X because he is in bed with Big Oil!). To me this simply seems like a more crass variant.

    That said, even if it was homophobic, a fine for a joke is absolute bullshit. What is this, Germany? Besides that, since when has the Trump administration given a shit about homophobia? Do they realize who the VP is?

  23. Re:Colbert is free to speak as he sees fit by rmdingler · · Score: 1

    A fine is, er, fine, if his language is determined to be inappropriate, and as long as dissenting opinions are not offenses punishable by arrest, the republic stands.

    If he doesn't pay the fine, he could be subject to arrest. A fine is not really morally different than arrest.

    Yessir, indeed, but on the order of a traffic ticket a poor person (maybe) cannot pay due to the cost of baby formula, oxycontin, or rent.

    These fines can typically be sat out in exchange for some form of per diem allowance by the gracious County. Unfortunate and even inconvenient, but not on the order of an impromptu removal after dark from one's bed, with no idea who to call to make bail.

    There's a good bet the fine for Colbert probably won't eeven cover the publicity value of his unfortunate choice of words...

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  24. Colbert spoke like Trump by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Colbert "Trump's only use is as Putin's cock holster"
    Trump: "Romney would have dropped to his knees for my endorsement in 2012"

    This is political, Colbert has been nailing Trump on issue after issue.

    This was a fucking hilarious attack monologue, on Trump's 100 day interview, where he insulted the man interviewing him, then refused to repeat his "Obama wiretapped me" claim, then sat down behind the deskl and did a sulk.

    Trump was a dick, and Colbert used rephrased versions of TRUMP's insults into a sharper attack. TRUMP. Watch it if you haven't already, it's comedy at its finest.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaHwlSTqA7s

    Ajit should not be attacking free political speech, he is already in trouble killing Net Neutrality. He needs to apologise.

    1. Re:Colbert spoke like Trump by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "Trump was a dick, and Colbert used rephrased versions of TRUMP's insults into a sharper attack."
      Actually, it's a bit more subtle than that. A "Cock Holster" is US Military Slang, going back as far as the Vietnam War, and probably farther back than that.
      A "Cock Holster" is a Raw Recruit, and the only two words that they are allowed to say is "Yes" and "Sir", together, followed by blind obedience and with no other contributions to the conversation.
      Of course, President Bone Spurs would have no knowledge of this, and neither would any of his Chicken Hawk followers, as is so evident here in the comments here.

    2. Re:Colbert spoke like Trump by michael_wojcik · · Score: 1

      Ajit should not be attacking free political speech, he is already in trouble killing Net Neutrality. He needs to apologise.

      Dream on. He's been a tool of his paymasters since he was a Verizon lawyer. Dude puts the "lack" (as in "... of ethics", "... of character", "... of original thought") in "lackey".

  25. Re:Colbert is free to speak as he sees fit by sjames · · Score: 1

    It is guaranteed that those consequences won't include sanction from the government.

  26. conservative snowflakes pop their tops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    What they're pointing out is the gigantic dose of hypocrisy on the liberal side. If someone they hate (say, a host on Fox, whatever) made the same remark, liberals would absolutely HOWL with outrage and fits of phony SJW hand-wringing and fainting couch use.

    If the same monologue had been delivered by someone on the right who had no history of making homophobic comments. exactly as colbert has no such history, it would never have gone to the FCC. Some people would have bitched, but it would have been forgotten in 24 hours, as happens 95% of the time with people on the right who do have a history of homophobia make homophobic remarks. After all, O'Really loved himself a good anti-gay tirade and what did people on the left do? Roll their eyes and get on with their lives.

    The only time the FCC ever gets involved is when some conservative snowflakes pop their tops at some imagined affront.

    1. Re:conservative snowflakes pop their tops by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      If it had been said by Trump, he would have forgotten it in 2.4 minutes, never mind 24 hours. Especially since Fox News would have self-censored it, and if it ain't on Fox, it didn't happen.

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  27. Re:Haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The idea that someone is giving someone else a blow job usually means that they're subservient. Could be any two people..

    Ironically, the right - who have been yelling about being too PC - is now yelling to be PC. LOL

  28. Re:Haha by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 3, Funny

    He was looking for a way to depict Trump as sexual partner for Putin ...

    Or Putin's bitch. No matter, that picture has been painted and no amount of therapy is going to make it go away. #ThanksColbert

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  29. This is pretty much how it starts.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Someone on TV says something they don't like...a sympathetic puppet of the administration brings the hammer down full force in a hypocritical display of "it's ok for us to have said this shit for years about the other guy but don't you dare say anything about us."

    For starters, about the only way the FCC could really do anything about this is classifying it as obscene content; which you would further argue would have zero artistic merit. That's largely because the power to regulate indecent content is a lot looser at the time this would have aired. There's a good reason shows like South Park, or Tosh.O, or a lot of the former cable shows get syndicated at time slots that late. If they do classify it as obscene, then there will likely be further appeals on the basis of a first amendment argument. But they will have zero problem wasting all the time and resources in the world to "crush a dirty fucking liberal" than they will to take care of the sick, the elderly, the people that really need it.

    Give me a fucking break.

    And this Pai guy; he's very clearly a big telcomm/Verizon guy in a position to give them the most power. This man has single handly undone everything that gives consumer protections; and handed dildo of wallet rape back to the monopolies that make our lives a living hell. He has a lot more in common with the shit I flush down the toilet than color. Then again...as anyone who has Verizon will tell you; all they're going to do is stick an Indian in charge to just fuck things up.

    This is going to be a witch hunt. This is going to be the start of government controlled media. This is going to be the start of the end of the personal freedoms and liberty the Republicans screamed they were about.

    I hope your fucking guns were worth raping the very thing you claim.

  30. SCOTUS Should Strike Down Profanity Exemption by mentil · · Score: 4, Insightful

    SCOTUS needs to strike down the profanity exemption to free speech. It was always bullshit. This should've been settled with Lenny Bruce.

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    1. Re:SCOTUS Should Strike Down Profanity Exemption by meglon · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Which exemplifies the difference between liberals and conservatives. Liberals govern to increase the liberties citizens enjoy, while conservatives do everything they can to take away those liberties. You fucking conservatives are the enemy of the United States.

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    2. Re:SCOTUS Should Strike Down Profanity Exemption by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

      Don't need to. If someone is resorting to profanity then they are displaying a lot of character flaws and lack of ability to properly express themselves. Therefore, they're not worth listening to. Do you really want profanity? Be careful what you wish for, you might get it. Words lose their meaning. Society suffers. Just imagine what I've written here, only interlaces with profanity. Why? It's not helping.

      Then we'd be more like third world countries.

  31. Re:Haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The joke is more about the power dynamic and that trump is subservient to Putin

  32. Re:Haha by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 4, Insightful

    All the complaints are just political theatre, Conservatives don't actually care that if it's homophobic or not, they just know it sounds homophobic and that's enough to trigger the faux-outrage.

    Exactly. Someone complained on Twitter that if Rush had said that about Obama, Liberals would have freaked out. Perhaps that's true, but I contend that, had that happened, the guy who tweeted that would have simply checked "Like".

    People get bent out of shape (or pretend to) way too easily these days - or do so not really understanding why.

    For example, during a preview for the movie, "An Inconvenient Sequel: Truth to Power" when it showed Trump saying he'd shutdown the EPA, I heard my mother say, "Good". I thought to myself, "What the fuck has the EPA every done to her?" (Answer: Nothing. Mom is 75 and watches a LOT of Fox News - sigh.)

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  33. Joking aside by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    It's worth looking at what's happening while we're distracted with this. Because what's happening is just not funny:

    Russian violated the mid range missile treaty. Trump said nothing.
    https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/14/world/europe/russia-cruise-missile-arms-control-treaty.html?_r=0

    Russian flaunted the artic military base treaty, Trump said nothing.
    http://abcnews.go.com/International/russia-flaunts-arctic-expansion-military-bases/story?id=47091750

    When Trump bombed the Syrian airbase, he informed Putin ahead of time, Putin told Assad. Assad removed all his fighters and bombers from the base. US blew up a bit of tarmac as a result. If Trump did that with ground troops, Assad would have ambushed them.

    Not funny I know, but that is why we need Colbert.

    1. Re:Joking aside by grcumb · · Score: 5, Funny

      Russian flaunted the artic military base treaty, Trump said nothing.

      Flouted. The word you want is flouted. It means to defy unashamedly.

      To flaunt something is to brandish it about. You could use it in a sentence like this:

      Putin flaunted his cock to the world before holstering it triumphantly in Trump's gaping mouth.

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    2. Re:Joking aside by chispito · · Score: 1

      When Trump bombed the Syrian airbase, he informed Putin ahead of time, Putin told Assad. Assad removed all his fighters and bombers from the base. US blew up a bit of tarmac as a result. If Trump did that with ground troops, Assad would have ambushed them.

      Not funny I know, but that is why we need Colbert.

      This is the assertion that cries out the most for a citation. Would you kindly provide one?

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    3. Re:Joking aside by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      Russian violated the mid range missile treaty. Trump said nothing.
      Russian flaunted the artic military base treaty, Trump said nothing.
      When Trump bombed the Syrian airbase, he informed Putin ahead of time, Putin told Assad.

      Nice framing.

      The Russians are in Syria at the request of the Syrians.
      The Americans are in Syria at the request of the Saudis.

      Each and every bomb America drops is a violation of international law.

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    4. Re:Joking aside by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      Plus "artic"

  34. Overt attack on freedom of speech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This whole tempest in a teapot is an attempt to punish criticism of the government in general, and criticism of Trump specifically. Colbert did nothing to apologize for.

    Trump sucks Putin's cock. Come at me, FCC!

    (captcha: quoted)

    1. Re:Overt attack on freedom of speech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You don't have to worry on Slashdot. The FCC isn't supposed to regulate the internet anymore, remember last week.

    2. Re:Overt attack on freedom of speech by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      "Come at me, FCC!"

      Says the brave, valorous Anonymous Coward tough guy!

  35. Re:Colbert is free to speak as he sees fit by rmdingler · · Score: 1

    In most cases, but you still can't yell "Fire!" in a crowded theater without government-sponsored repercussions.

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  36. Re:Haha by mrchaotica · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It is odd that the joke is being labeled "homophobic."

    What's actually happening is a bunch of alt-right dipshits are pretending to be offended because they can target a liberal by doing so. It's essentially a false flag operation. Moreover, they lack the self-awareness to tell the difference between what Colbert said and actual homophobic slurs, so it's no wonder they're labeling it inaccurately.

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  37. Re:Haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    No, this is the leftwing liberal playbook from the last 50 years being turned on a leftist for one of the few times, in only a tenth the strength. Turnabout is *always* fair play. Deal with it.

  38. Re:Colbert is free to speak as he sees fit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    In most cases, but you still can't yell "Fire!" in a crowded theater without government-sponsored repercussions.

    That is completely and 100% untrue. It is fully legal to yell fire in a theater, and you will not be capable of finding one single court case claiming such a thing is a crime.

    You WILL discover numerous cases where there were charges of "inciting a riot" or "inciting public panic causing harm and injury", but literally not one single charge relating to publicly speaking.

    Seeing that Colbert did not incite a riot or a panic, nor cause anyone to harm anyone else, the fact you imply he did with only evidence to the contrary looks very poorly of you and your judgement.

  39. This is exactly what the FCC should be doing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    People complained to the FCC about Colbert's joke, so the FCC is supposed to review the case. This is the FCC's job, and they would be remiss if they didn't investigate. The FCC isn't investigating because they have a problem with Colbert criticizing Trump, but because it's their job to investigate complaints. The FCC regularly gets complaints about SNL, including a sketch last year in which Dave Chappelle used the n-word on the show. They investigate those complaints, just like they have to investigate the complaints against CBS and Colbert. It's their job. There are a number of factors that go into the FCC's decision, including the context of the objectionable content, whether it was live or not, and the time at which the program aired.

    I don't think Colbert's comments merit a fine from the FCC, but that would be the typical penalty for objectionable content on broadcast TV. I don't believe Colbert's comments were homophobic, but they do refer to the act of oral sex, and content relating to sexual acts can still draw a fine from the FCC. There wasn't anything graphic about what Colbert said, and there's a long history of sex-related jokes on late night TV going back at least to the days of Johnny Carson. There were far more objectionable things that aired regularly when Conan hosted Late Night, including characters like the masturbating bear. Then there's all the things Sean Connery has claimed to have done with Alex Trebek's mother on SNL Celebrity Jeopardy, which, by the way, is hilariously funny. I think it would be strange if the FCC issued a fine, especially given that this is late night TV where such content is pretty common.

    That said, I didn't find Colbert's comments funny. There wasn't anything particularly clever and I just didn't find it amusing. Personally, I think Colbert is the least funny of any late night TV hosts in recent memory. I didn't really like Conan when he was on Late Night, because I felt too much of his humor was toilet humor. He did have some really good sketches, though, like the recurring In The Year 2000. To his credit, he's gotten a lot better since moving to the Tonight Show and now to TBS. Leno didn't quite measure up to Carson, but he was more in the style of Carson than other hosts. I really enjoyed Leno's Tonight Show, though Fallon is also really good. I didn't find Letterman particularly funny, though he was better than Colbert. James Corden has his moments on the Late Late Show, and Craig Ferguson was pretty good at times. That said, I prefer Seth Meyers, who I think is quite amusing and does a great job with interviewing his guests. I really liked Meyers when he did SNL's Weekend Update, and he's gotten a lot better at hosting Late Night.

    No, I don't think Colbert's comments were homophobic or merit a fine. As late night TV goes, Colbert's comments weren't particularly pushing the envelope, though the FCC has to investigate these complaints. They should investigate and hopefully decide that no further action is warranted. I don't think Colbert should be fired over this, but I wouldn't mind seeing him replaced because he's just not that funny. My opinion has nothing to do with these comments, but rather my overall opinion of him as a late night TV host.

    By the way, the lameness filter shouldn't be preventing me from using the n-word. Dave Chappelle has a long history of using it in his sketches, including the classic Black White Supremacist, and it's on-topic because he used it in the same time slot on SNL. I know, trolls use it on a regular basis, but it's actually on topic here in providing some context for other content that's been aired on late night TV and why I don't think Colbert's comments merit a fine from the FCC.

    1. Re:This is exactly what the FCC should be doing by spoot · · Score: 1

      True, if the FCC receives a complaint, they have to investigate it. Point of fact, the FCC does not oversee network TV, just what is broadcast on public airwaves. So, if anyone gets fined it's not the network, it's the stations that aired it on over-the-air TV. The only oversight they really have on network transmissions, are the transmissions that exit on the owner operated network stations.The thing that 'bothers' local broadcast entities about being fined is not really about the money, it's about the ticket. Stations do not want to loose their licence. I'm not a lawyer, but I spent my life in broadcast management, I think that if Trump wants to pursue it, he may have a case for slander. In the broadcast world, the common phrase is, "you can say whatever you want, just as long as it's true or if it's just an opinion." Saying that Trump's mouth is just a 'cock holster' might be construed as slander. It's implying that trump is a homosexual. Stating that someone is a homosexual and it turns out they are not, would, in the past, be considered defamation of character. Of course, these days, I'm not sure being a homosexual is socially defamatory. But Trump's attorneys might argue otherwise.

    2. Re:This is exactly what the FCC should be doing by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      it's absolutely not slander, first the POTUS is about as public as a figure as it gets, second, vulgar slurs are not defamatory because they are not a genuine false statement of fact, they are an insult. just the same as you can call someone a cocksucking motherfucker all you want.

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  40. A ridiculous accusation by MrKaos · · Score: 5, Funny

    Putin said emphatically: "I did not have sexual relations with that man"

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    1. Re:A ridiculous accusation by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

      Bill said - Hey! That's my line!

  41. Yep, plus Steven has been pro-gay/trans forever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Steven played a closeted gay man back in strangers with candy and constantly alluded to being gay in the old report show.

    He hosted gay and trans people and advocated for their rights publicly and repeatedly. The joke was related to whose cock not the fact that it's a gay relationship... Republicans always attack the political correct left, well whose the bitching little PC police now???

    This will totally backfire on republicans, the press from this will finally help him double his ratings and permanently become #1 over Fallon and for good reason. He is way funnier and smarter.

    1. Re:Yep, plus Steven has been pro-gay/trans forever by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 2

      So why did he just sign a religious freedom executive order that allows gays and lesbians, and their children, to be discriminated against? He's a cock-sucker of the religious right and the nra.

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  42. Re:Seen on Twitter by grcumb · · Score: 2

    Same people who wanted FCC to "treat the internet like a public utility" are aghast that there's an FCC investigation into Stephen Colbert.

    Somewhere on the internet, someone is crowing over their world class wit, not realising even for an instant that they have just made exactly the opposite point from the one they intended.

    The best part is, no matter how many times they read this reply, they're still not going to see the problem. But they'll spend the rest of the day vaguely anxious that maybe they really are the idiot that everyone knows them to be.

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  43. Re:Haha by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    Every day? Wow, that's a lot of action.

  44. Re:Haha by Darinbob · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, I heard the reason Melania doesn't sleep in the white house with Donald is because Putin snores.
    So there are better and wittier ways of making the same point.

  45. America land of free speech... by aepervius · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...Except when it is on TV.... Then some word are less free than others.

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  46. Re:Haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The "joke" was more than inappropriate. It was obscene and not in keeping with established broadcast standards. The writers wrote it, the actor spoke it, the network censors decided to allow it, it was taped and not scrubbed from the tape. Therefore it was also a conspired effort to defame and denigrate. A big fine is in order and probably some censures.

  47. Re:Haha by buss_error · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You're meaning is unclear.

    Do you mean we know President Trump has praised and complemented President Putin?
    I believe we do.

    Do you mean we are not unaware that President Putin has ordered the assassination of leaders critical of Mr. Putin?
    I believe we do know that.

    Do you believe we are unaware of President Trump's financial interest in in the Russian block?
    I believe we are aware of it.

    I think the discernment here is to observe President Putin's actions, and to measure it against the freedoms our founders thought important. If they are congruent, then your view is correct. If they significantly diverge, then perhaps you'd like to explain to those "too stupid" to understand how killing people for expressing their opinion is just dandy and OK.

    Since this departs from your own willingness to use your mouth as a cock sock for President Trump, I'm sure you'll disagree with these points. I'm simply devastated by that.

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  48. Parent basically nails it by bussdriver · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Trump: "Romney would have dropped to his knees for my endorsement in 2012"
    Irony and Hypocrisy are both dead.

    The media cleaned up Trump so people didn't realize how much worse he talked in public- they edited out the best they could while retaining a lot of the stupid and inflammatory statements... which mostly served to distract from the lack of any detail on positions (which he is flip flopping at record levels anyway.)

  49. Personal insults, and jokes about violence by myid · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Is the holster joke the only bad thing about Colbert's monologue? How about the the overall contempt and personal attacks? Here are a few:

    You’re not the POTUS; you’re the ‘BLOTUS.’

    You’re the glutton with the button.

    You’re a regular ‘Gorge Washington.’

    You talk like a sign-language gorilla that got hit in the head.

    In fact, the only thing your mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin’s c*ck holster.

    The only thing smaller than your hands are your tax returns and you can take that any way you want.

    And Colbert treated Stephen Miller even worse - he made "jokes" about Miller being killed. In a video clip that contains superimposed heads of Miller,

    he [Miller] is electrocuted, bashed in the head with a baseball bat, and decapitated. One of the scenes Miller is added to is from the HBO series Game of Thrones, and mirrors a controversial scene where the show’s creators placed former President George W. Bush’s head on a spike.

    Can you imagine anyone making "jokes" like that about any other president or his advisors? I didn't like Obama's actions in his second term, but if anyone had made "jokes" like that against Obama or his advisors personally, I would have told him they weren't funny.

    If Colbert doesn't like Trump's policies and actions, fine. I don't like some of them either. Colbert should make jokes that criticize Trump's policies. Maybe joke about the Obamacare replacement bill. Attack his policies, not the man personally.

    As the RollingStone article says, after the backlash against Colbert's homo joke, Colbert talked about love: "... life is short, and anyone who expresses their love for another person, in their own way, is to me, an American hero." That sounds good. Let's see more brotherly love or kindness in Colbert's monologues in the future.

    1. Re:Personal insults, and jokes about violence by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Can you imagine anyone making "jokes" like that about any other president or his advisors? I didn't like Obama's actions in his second term, but if anyone had made "jokes" like that against Obama or his advisors personally, I would have told him they weren't funny.

      Um...? Yes, I can well imagine it. I really don't understand the popularity of Colbert though. He always comes across to me as clunkingly unfunny.

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  50. Re: Haha by aussie_a · · Score: 2

    Plenty of Republican homosexuals would disagree with you, you left wing bigot.

  51. Re: Haha by oobayly · · Score: 1

    It also works because neither Trump nor Putin are that keen on "the gays".

  52. Re: Haha by muffen · · Score: 2

    It wasn't a joke, it was alternative facts!

  53. Re: Haha by oobayly · · Score: 1

    Jesus, I though the US prides itself free speech. But apparently making a joke on TV after 2335 is not allowed.

    Liberals* want to stop free speech in universities. Conservatives want to stop free speech because it's obscene.

    * I loathe to call them liberals, seeing as they're views are fairly authoritarian and I'm pretty sure a authoritarian-liberal is an oxymoron.

  54. Here is why it IS homophobic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Consider:

    (a) Colbert was attacking a person he hates. No mind reading is necessary; he has made this very clear over the past year.

    (b) Colbert was making the nastiest attack he felt he could get away with. This too is quite clear both from the performance and from the follow-up the following night.

    (c) When you slime somebody, you do it by labelling with something very highly obnoxious and objectionable; terms like motherf***er, "child molester", etc and NOT with positive things like "humanitarian". By definition, the labels you fling are ones YOU consider "bad".

    Colbert (like Alec Baldwin) seems to instinctively go to tarring people he despises with homosexual-related labels. It appears to be a deep-seated bigotry in both of these jerks, and they both get away with it because they are "good" liberals. Ask yourself a question: if Trump were to repeatedly attach homosexual references to people he attacked, would you assume it was evidence he was biased against gays? If Trump repeatedly attached Jewish stereotypes to people he was attacking would you assume he was anti-semitic? If Trump was repeatedly attaching anti-black stereotypes to people when he attacked them would you assume he was a racist? WHY did Colbert go straight to the slang reference to a generally recognized as gay activity when he needed a way to label Trump as particularly repulsive?

    THINK about it. Colbert may well pretend to be gay-friendly, possibly to aid in his career, but this seems to out his inner feelings every bit as much as Mel Gibson's anti-semitic rantings when he was arrested for drunk driving. Gibson had the excuse that his judgement was askew because he was drunk, yet Hollywood boycotted and blackballed Gibson for a decade.

    1. Re:Here is why it IS homophobic by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      I followed along with a-c but then there's this ridiculous rant completely divorced from reality. Absolutely nothing in Colbert's career would suggest that he's anything but supportive of the gay community.

      WHY did Colbert go straight to the slang reference to a generally recognized as gay activity when he needed a way to label Trump as particularly repulsive? Good question, totally out of character for Colbert. Totally in character for Trump, however.

      Being a "c@ck holster", though, is not "generally recognized as gay activity". In fact, it would be largely considered a position that women assume. It is only gay in this context because of Trump's gender.

    2. Re:Here is why it IS homophobic by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      WHY did Colbert go straight to the slang reference to a generally recognized as gay activity when he needed a way to label Trump as particularly repulsive?

      Yup, Colbert was not trying to name something that would offend Colbert. Colbert was trying to name something that would offend and insult Trump and Trump's supporters. The Republican party has made it very clear that they have a special kind of hatred for them there homersextuals, and nothing insults the Republican like calling their uncontested leader, the man they take their marching orders from, and is teh ultimate culmination of Republican ideology, a lowdown homersextual.

      Amazing that it took this far down in the comments for a couple folks to make note of that.

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  55. Buncha Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You Tighty-Righties have been getting away with this shit for decades. But NOW you're offended?

    Phuck you!

  56. Re:Haha by LostMyBeaver · · Score: 2

    Every day? After 20 years of marriage, I'm lucky if there's a BJ in it for me on Christmas or my birthday.

    I disagree, it wasn't the worst thing that could be painted about Trump. I'm sure there are many much worse things he could come up with. It was the least appropriate thing he could come up with for describing what Trump's mouth is good for. There's a clear difference here.

    He's saying that the only thing Trumps mouth is good for is performing sexual acts. This could be considered highly complimentary.

    I have never given a blow job, but I have received a few from different women over the years... though only one in the last 20 (in case my wife is reading) and I must say that the best blow jobs I've experienced were from women with exceptional endurance and exceptional lung capacity.

    In fact, with how much pride Trump takes in his incredible physique and personal fitness,

    I'd say it's an incredible compliment that Colbert has paid him by saying that Trump almost certainly would be a person in such amazing condition that Trump would be a suitable match for performing this act on such a powerful man as Putin.

    I would certainly imagine that while Trump and his supporters might be offended by the fact that Colbert doesn't place a high value on Trumps words, speech or thoughts, but he does highly respect the president for his self proclaimed excellent health and physical prowess.

    So, I don't really see what the issue is here. In fact, even as a straight man, I'm damn near tempted to play the other side of the fence to try and get myself one of these amazing Trump (registered trademark) Blow Jobs. I bet they're the biggest and I mean the best and most amazing blow jobs anyone could ever receive. And I mean huge, you'll just have to wait and see. It's cumming soon... did I spell that wrong?

  57. Re:Haha by h33t+l4x0r · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If the homophobia complaints were coming from gays, then there would be something to it. The fact that it's coming from Trump supporters shows that it's insincere. You can't be outraged on behalf of another group when that group doesn't care, and especially when that group is one that your side goes out of it's way to marginalize.

  58. Re:Haha by h33t+l4x0r · · Score: 3, Funny

    I demand that parent poster be fired for this homophobic joke.

  59. Colbert is gay by Nehmo · · Score: 1

    I can only use my own orientation to speculate on the thinkings of others. I would not use a joke like that because it creates a disgusting picture. I don't think it would be disgusting to a gay comedian, and thus, Colbert has revealed himself.

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  60. Right wing left wing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm living in Europe and I bet tomorrow morning in Church, people will be laughing not at the joke but at how America is still arguing left wing and right wing when most of the free world sees it as far right wing and further right wing.

    Out of curiosity, what exactly is the definition of right and left in America anymore? Should we start calling it team red and team blue or team elephant and team donkey? This has so little to do with left and right or conservative and liberal that people simply make fools of themselves saying these things.

    It's a competition of who can pretend to claim the high ground more than the other by declining into the deepest and darkest pits to do so. Good people don't choose sides. Good people treat everyone with kindness, dignity and respect... even the people they don't like. Good people don't say "it's ok to talk badly about this person because someone on the news does... or because he said something bad first".

    1. Re:Right wing left wing by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I have decided I'll label them "the religious nutjob wing" and "the liberal douchebag wing" of The Party.

      Let's finally stop pretending there are really 2 distinct parties in the US.

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    2. Re:Right wing left wing by meglon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Here in the US, the "right" thinks that Mussolini and Hitler were far left socialists. Nuff said.

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    3. Re:Right wing left wing by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      Here in the US, the "right" thinks that Mussolini and Hitler were far left socialists.

      No matter how many times you claim that were right wing, you still cant remove the "socialist" part.

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    4. Re:Right wing left wing by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

      Well, we either have to worship the military or we're communists..

      Where I live, many people vote Republican from the day they turn 18 until they are 6 feet under.... having no fucking clue how much their lives benefit from social concepts.

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    5. Re:Right wing left wing by w3woody · · Score: 1

      You know, whenever anyone tries to compare European left-wing and right-wing politics to American left-wing and right-wing politics, I always point out that while it is true "conservatives" are trying to "conserve" the status quo--if you wind the clock back far enough you find American colonial rebels shooting at British red-coats.

      Meaning both sides may be trying to "conserve" or "progressively experiment" with the existing status quo--but the starting point of that status quo in the United States verses Europe are two entirely different things.

      And comparing American and European politics is not just comparing apples to oranges. It's like comparing apples to shoes. The words we use may be similar, but we're literally speaking two different languages.

  61. Re:Haha by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    No. the blowjob isn't the insult, but serving putin for his sexual pleasure in a subservient manner is.

    Not just gay men receive blowjobs. Not just gay men give them. And, regardless of your gender or orientation, it's considered more submissive to give than receive.

    The only people who thought this homophobic aren't gay. Trump is a servant to Putin.

  62. Re:Haha by mwvdlee · · Score: 2

    Agreed.

    This is just a crude way of stating that Trump is essentially "Putin's bitch".

    If either one or both of them were female, similar crude statements could have been made without any homosexual connection.
    As it stands though, both are male and thus such a crude statement requires describing a sexual act between two males.

    Labeling this as homophobic is nothing more than trying to find a justification for wanting to punish Colbert.
    There are plenty of statements disdainful of homosexuals uttered on TV that are much clearer and cruder, including statements by Trump.

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  63. Re:Haha by DogBoneJones · · Score: 1

    What about "Golden Showers"? Don't be surprised when actual footage hits the internet.

  64. Re: Haha by meglon · · Score: 1

    To be republican and homosexual.... the epitome of self-hatred.

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  65. This just in by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Funny

    The accusation got worse, it was upgraded from slander to betrayal of state secrets.

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  66. Re:Haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Then you should say in "bed together" or in cahooots but NOT "cock holster".

    You're trying to make the case for being politically correct?
    rotflmao. That ship sailed a long time ago.
    ...grab 'em by the pussy.
    etc.

  67. Re:If a late night host had said this about Obama. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Huh? Obama bent over to take Putin's cock, too?

    I really haven't been paying much attention to US politics those past 8 years...

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  68. Re:Seen on Twitter by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    And the same people who pretty much wanted to see the FCC disbanded because it stood in the way of eliminating a free internet now demand it to "do its job".

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  69. Re:Haha by lucasnate1 · · Score: 1

    Who cares about fair when the result fucks everybody? Everybody having nuclear bombs and shooting them simultaneously is also "fair" according to your "turnabout criteria", so what?

  70. Warm Chocolate Putincicle by daedlanth · · Score: 1

    Holsters just hold it and no amount of gurgling, licking or sucking was intended in Colbert's joke. Trump leaves that for cleanup time.

  71. Re:Haha by BorgDrone · · Score: 1, Troll

    If you can't see how his "joke" is offensive

    It's offensive towards Trump, which was kind of the point.

    The only thing about it that could be considered offensive to gay people is the suggestion that they have something in common with Trump.

  72. Re:Haha by mmiscool · · Score: 1, Funny

    come at me bro

  73. I expected the other Trump gag to cause problems by Hasaf · · Score: 1

    Frankly, the comment we are talking about was just a quip, in poor taste of not.

    The one I thought would get him in trouble was a recent mock interview, with Trump, which was, to some viewers, indiscernible from a real Trump interview.

  74. You think this is new? by dbIII · · Score: 1

    Can you imagine anyone making "jokes" like that about any other president or his advisors?

    You don't have to imagine, you can read them if you dig up some cartoons from when Clinton was President.

  75. Re: Haha by serviscope_minor · · Score: 2

    Plenty of Republican homosexuals would disagree with you

    Well if you vote for a party that blatantly hates you, you're pretty much the poster child for irrationality. So, frankly, who cares?

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  76. Re:Haha by dfghjk · · Score: 2

    The "joke" requires an assumption there is something wrong with being what was said. Many would interpret that differently for a man than a woman while many would not. It's not really odd that many see it as homophobic. It clearly is, though that's not its primary problem.

    The real problem is that the joke crossed the line, the entire section of the monologue did. It was not funny, just hateful. Very unlike Colbert and I'm surprised anything like that material ever made it to air.

  77. Re:Haha by dfghjk · · Score: 1

    If the joke merely implied "consensual servitude" then substituting that term would make the joke equally effective. It does not. The joke only works with an underlying assumption that the particular form of servitude is repugnant and there's no reason to assume that the servitude is even consensual. Talk about diversions, apparently you've never understood a single blow job putdown in your life.

  78. Re:Haha by dfghjk · · Score: 1

    How do you know that gays don't care, do you speak for them? How do you know the complaints are coming from Trump supporters (for a fact!)?

    Gays, by an large, are likely to dislike Trump more than the general population. That, combined with the fact the homophobic nature of the comment was one of its lesser problems, means that many gays may not consider the homophobic aspects so important, it does not mean that they don't see it as homophobic.

    Homophobia creates an emotional response. When that emotional response is dominated by other responses, you may not notice it in the moment.

  79. Re: Haha by dfghjk · · Score: 2

    Trump is not personally anti-gay, his party is. Trump in office is not good for gay issues, but probably not as bad as Pence assuming his office would be.

  80. Re:Haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    then perhaps you'd like to explain to those "too stupid" to understand how killing people for expressing their opinion is just dandy and OK.

    You're going to volunteer to tell the professor with the bike lock that he's not supposed to beat people for expressing their opinion? Or just about everyone else in your party that it's not OK to punch people because they wish they were Nazis?

    Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to play some Tomb Raider and malegaze starerape a fake woman's tits and ass. Which, as we all know, makes me literally Hitler in the left wing's eyes. I better wear my mouthguard just in case someone tries to bash my face in for playing a video game.

  81. Re:Haha by dfghjk · · Score: 1

    "The only people who thought this homophobic aren't gay."

    How do you know this? Are you speaking as a gay man? Have you taken polls of the gay community? Why is it important that such a distinction even be made?

    Second time I've seen this comment and it makes absolutely no sense. What you're really saying is that it's not homophobic because gays approve...and then simply making up that gays approve. Gays may approve of the putdown without approving of the form, it's not as though gays never make homophobic comments themselves.

    Frankly, there's a homophobic bent to this observation itself.

  82. How is it homophobic? by dskoll · · Score: 1

    I get that this might be insulting to Trump (saying that a world leader is willing to submit sexually to Putin is pretty insulting), but how's it homophobic?

    Also, this whole stupid hypocrisy about swearing on TV in the United States is ridiculous. How many kids have been harmed by hearing the word "fuck"? Zero.

  83. Re:Haha by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    There is a simple test to tell if he's biased toward using homosexual acts as insults. Does he use heterosexual acts equally or not? If he more often chooses a homosexual act to insult someone, then he's biased.

    Clearly he is hateful, which is a shame. Had anyone said "Hillary is Obama's __holster", they would not retain a prominent host position on any major network. And the uproar would be many times what we are seeing here because it would be the liberals who would be offended.

    And why are some claiming this is just using this as an act of submission and subservience? Is that implying that 1/2 homosexuals are subservient to their partners? Would you say that about a female in a heterosexual relationship, that she is subservient?

  84. Re:Haha by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 1

    Exactly. To say this implies subservience would also be implying that women are the subservient ones in heterosexual relationships. The liberals are parsing themselves into a corner.

    Its clear that Colbert sees a sexual act as being representative of subservience at a minimum, and that he resorts to heterosexual acts in hateful rants tells me something more. I'm sure he'll cover his tracks and do something wonderful for the gay community sometime soon.

  85. It's working. by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Stephen Colbert Hits Best Ratings Since 2015 Premiere

    It would seem the people enjoy this kind of thing.

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  86. Re:Fake News by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

    He said he had no sympathy, BECAUSE the snowflakes have been filing FCC complaints about all sorts of conservative stuff for years, on grounds much weaker than this.

    [citation needed]

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  87. Re: Yep, plus Steven has been pro-gay/trans foreve by guruevi · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The backlash is from the left (hint: it's on Twitter). The right could care less about Colbert, it's not his audience. The problem is that everything is scrutinized and has to be politically correct even in comedy. I am a typical left-leaning person with very liberal sexual proclivities but the PC crowd, SJW and Feminists of the era do not represent my or most LGBTQ values, they are bordering on Nazism in regards their ideology and are a leader away from repealing the constitution in their quest.

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  88. Re:Haha by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

    Given that the FCC is involved the complaints are actually from thousands of busybody old ladies, even ones who voted for Clinton. The fact of the matter is, unless their obscenity standards have significantly changed since a certain super bowl incident occurred, Colbert's use of cock-holster as part of a pre-arranged twelve minute rant should be fined.

  89. Re:Haha by Khyber · · Score: 1

    "In his search to find something to paint the worst picture of Trump that he can he chose an act that homosexuals do every day"

    Your mother does it every day when I wake her up, too. It's not juts a homosexual act you homophobic fuck.

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  90. Re:Haha by slimjim8094 · · Score: 1

    Good thing his show runs at 23:30 then.

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  91. Colberts' 1st Amendment rights by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If the FCC takes any action against Stephen Colbert for speaking out against Trump, then that's a clear violation of his 1st Amendment right to Freedom of Speech, plain and simple.

    Is THIS the country we're living in now? Where you can't criticize POTUS without being OFFICIALLY censured? If so then we're one step closer to living in a dictatorship. Is this the United States of America, or is it somewhere like Syria, or Turkey, or Malaysia?

    1. Re:Colberts' 1st Amendment rights by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

      Nope. You're either not a U.S. citizen or you don't understand the First Amendment.

    2. Re:Colberts' 1st Amendment rights by almitydave · · Score: 1

      How is this Insightful? I don't have my Illustrated Book of Bad Arguments handy, but this is classic strawman, isn't it? The FCC is investigating Colbert because they received numerous complaints about his having said something obscene. Every other late night host makes fun of Trump every night, and they don't get investigated.

      Come on.

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  92. What a bunch of. . . by Idou · · Score: 1

    FCC Considers Fining Stephen Colbert Over Controversial Trump Joke

    cock holsters. . .

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  93. Re:Haha by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 2

    Saying that Hillary won the election because she had the most popular votes is like saying a team won a football game because it gained the most offensive yards (without scoring the most points). Contests have rules, and you can't change these when the contest is over because you lost. You say "Hillary really won!" I say "Trump would have won the Popular Vote by campaigning differently, if he knew that is what was needed to win." Nobody, Left or Right, disagrees that Hillary ran a terrible campaign and that her managers should never work again. Democrats need to focus on fixing their organization if they plan on bouncing back.

  94. Re:Haha by Win0ver · · Score: 1

    You can bet it would be deemed 'misogynist' if it would have been about Hillary Clinton.

  95. Re: Yep, plus Steven has been pro-gay/trans forev by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This is, in fact, bullshit, as it was all over Drudge Report earlier this week and the right-wing snowflakes were making a shitstorm on the message boards of the news articles and twitter.

  96. Re:Haha by Xyrus · · Score: 1

    Limbaugh, Jones, and all the other fascist/neo-nazi opiod addicted freaks have said much more offensive crap about whoever the liberal flavor-of-the-month was, and not a word was said by the neo-fascist currently foaming at the mouth over a cock joke.

    Whiny hypocritical assholes.

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  97. That's Hilarious! by Murdoch5 · · Score: 1

    Don't fire him, he spoke the truth., If you silence him by firing him, all you do is show that some people are to powerful, to stupid, to bigoted to be ridiculed.

  98. Synonymous to "brown nosing" by HalAtWork · · Score: 1

    I don't see this as anything to do with homosexuality, just a euphemism for "brown nosing" which itself is not a reference to coprophilia, but a euphemism for "sucking up to someone", again nothing to do with actual sucking... Oh you get the point.

  99. Re:Haha by rholtzjr · · Score: 1

    Finally someone who actually read and understood my post instead of just attacking or modding it down. Oh well, this post pretty much sums up my views on this forum. Have fun folks.

  100. Deface The Nation by EnsilZah · · Score: 2

    You conveniently forgot to mention that this particular monologue wasn't actually about Trump's policies but rather about him calling the journalist interviewing him 'fake media' and referring to his show as 'deface the nation'.
    It was Colbert reciprocating the name-calling Trump is famous for, and while you might find it distasteful Colbert would stoop to that level, one is a television comedian while the other is supposed to be the president.

  101. Re:Haha by sjames · · Score: 1

    The particular choice of words suggests that it isn't so much the fact that the act would be homosexual but that the act would be submissive and unreciprocated.

  102. Re:Haha by dywolf · · Score: 2

    and that "wrong" would be the idea of a president bending over backwards (or just over) to please the leader of russia, a man guilty of assassination, violating human rights, and the illegal invasion of other nations (2 out of 3.... no wonder republicans like him so much). pleasing that sort of evil man is not something the "leader of the free world" should be doing.

    that's what is wrong.

    and thats why Merkel is now the LotFW.
    the US has abdicated.

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  103. Re:Haha by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

    he chose an act that homosexuals do every day

    He chose an act that was compatible with what Vladamir Putin has on offer, where Putin in particular being a raging homophobe allows him to kill two birds with one stone.

    There was nothing homophobic about his comment, however extreme it may have been.

  104. First amendment. by jcr · · Score: 2

    The FCC should never have been given any power to punish anybody for what they say.

    -jcr

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  105. Re:Seen on Twitter by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Yep. As usual, Libertarians are the only ones with consistent and reasonable viewpoints.

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  106. McCarthyism by mrflash818 · · Score: 1

    It is difficult to estimate the number of victims of McCarthy. The number imprisoned is in the hundreds, and some ten or twelve thousand lost their jobs.[53] In many cases simply being subpoenaed by HUAC or one of the other committees was sufficient cause to be fired.[54]

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

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  107. Re: Haha by Deadstick · · Score: 1

    So, he's returned any campaign money that came from anti-gays, right?

  108. Re:Haha by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

    "The "joke" requires an assumption there is something wrong with being what was said."

    That is correct. The something is wrong is that it is Putin and Trump. Had Colbert said Trump's mouth was only useful as a cock holster for Melania nobody would have batted an eyelash".

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  109. Re: Haha by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

    There's a difference between being anti-gay and opposing some of the absurd policies and legal decisions claimed to be pro-gay.

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  110. Re: Haha by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 2

    His signing an executive order (the Religious Freedom Restoration Act), allowing people to discriminate against same-sex couples, and their children, says otherwise. Obviously the last person he talked to that day was against same-sex marriage, and he always goes with the last person he talks to, or the latest thing he's seen on Fox News. He's a follower with ADD, not a leader.

    His support of ANY rights except for the rich and powerful is certainly not "baked into" his character.

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  111. Re: Haha by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

    That's like saying that it's okay to discriminate against the children of same-sex couples (as his religious freedoms executive order allows because it allows daycares to refuse to accept children of same-sex couples) because at least they're not being stoned in public or thrown off roofs.

    Gee whiz, they should be SO grateful that Trump is, as you say, "not personally anti-gay." He's just in favour of fundamentalist christian sharia law.

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  112. Re:Haha by Zxern · · Score: 1

    Wow... Are you really trying to claim that George Carlin's bit about words you can't say, in which he says every single one of them, implies that he wouldn't use them?

  113. Re:Haha by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

    Depends on whose cock. If it were Wall Street and the big banks, there are plenty of Dems who would agree, as we saw them doing the unthinkable and voting ABC (Anybody But Clinton) - including voting for Trump as the lesser of two evils.

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    "Transparent" is a shit show that trades on every stereotype going. A man in drag is NOT a transsexual.
  114. Re: Haha by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

    I'm very Republican, and very proud to be gay.

    Fuck you, and your narrative. We're not on your plantation anymore and you can't stand it.

    Not proud enough to put your name to it though, Anonymous Coward. Is that closet really all that comfy?

    --
    "Transparent" is a shit show that trades on every stereotype going. A man in drag is NOT a transsexual.
  115. Re: Haha by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

    Plenty of Republican homosexuals would disagree with you

    Well if you vote for a party that blatantly hates you, you're pretty much the poster child for irrationality. So, frankly, who cares?

    ... or Stockholm Syndrome.

    --
    "Transparent" is a shit show that trades on every stereotype going. A man in drag is NOT a transsexual.
  116. Yay authoritarianism by ilsaloving · · Score: 4, Insightful

    For those of you that don't get it, this is what authoritarianism actually looks like.

    Colbert's comment was absolutely NOT homophobic, unless you consider associating Trump with gays to be insulting to gays (which, I would grant...).

    What this is ACTUALLY about is the Trump administration not being happy that a prominent celebrity made a negative comment about Trump, and so they will do whatever they can to prosecute him, even if it means redefining the english language.

    And by the way, THIS is what first amendment is for. Like it or not, Trump IS government. That means he is *required* to suck it up if people criticize him, just like every gov't body has done before him.

    It's truely scary how you Americans are not just fucking yourselves over, but you're doing it with eyes wide open and cheers.

    1. Re:Yay authoritarianism by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure you are following this very well.

      Colbert basically said Trump is bad because he's like a nasty gay person.

      The liberals are the ones objecting to this and want the government to make everything pleasant and smoothed over and neutered of any real content.

      Conservatives just know better than to watch Colbert. Many of them don't even know who that guy is.

    2. Re:Yay authoritarianism by ilsaloving · · Score: 1

      Actually, *you* are the one who isn't following it very well.

      He did *not* say Trump is bad "because he's like a nasty gay person". He said that Trump is Putin's cock holster. The only way you could miss the context is if you deliberately ignored it.

      Colbert's point is that Trump is a submissive puppet being controlled by Putin. So submissive, that he would happily suck Putin's dick if Putin told him to, which is directly the opposite of the macho tough guy image that Trump portrays himself as. He's being intentionally hyperbolic.

      And I have no idea what you're even talking about WRT liberals. The thing about Colbert is that he his schtick revolves around sarcasm. People with low IQs tend to have great difficulty with the concept of sarcasm. So if you say conservatives prefer to avoid watching Colbert, I'll just let the dots connect themselves.

    3. Re:Yay authoritarianism by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

      "He did *not* say Trump is bad "because he's like a nasty gay person". He said that Trump is Putin's cock holster."

      You're suggesting those are different things? I'm finding that hard to accept.

      If being a "cock holster" is completely neutral he was saying something unremarkable. You can't have it both ways here. If he's objecting to Trump he's also objecting to homosexuality.

      Btw: if I resist the urge to be sarcastic does that lower my IQ or your IQ or what exactly? Or you get some kind of recognition by the herd if you are unhappy or what?

    4. Re:Yay authoritarianism by ilsaloving · · Score: 1

      "He did *not* say Trump is bad "because he's like a nasty gay person". He said that Trump is Putin's cock holster."

      You're suggesting those are different things? I'm finding that hard to accept.

      Okay, you MUST be a troll, because I'm "finding it hard to accept" that you are having that much difficulty understanding common english.

      The only way you would consider the homosexual aspect in any way negative, is if you *already* viewed homosexuality negatively. That means you are projecting *your* personal views on Colbert, rather than listening to what is actually being said. Because, unlike Trump, you actually *can* make sense of Colbert when he uses words.

      By comparison: If Hilary Clinton was president and he said the exact same thing, (ie: Hilary is Putin's cock holster), what would you say then? It's not homosexual anymore, yet the comment was clearly intended to be derogatory. So what is it now? Misogynist?

      Btw: if I resist the urge to be sarcastic does that lower my IQ or your IQ or what exactly? Or you get some kind of recognition by the herd if you are unhappy or what?

      Oh ok. You know, you'd save so much time if you just said "I'm a troll" right at the top of your post.

    5. Re:Yay authoritarianism by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

      You are advocating for sarcasm but say I'm the troll. I am confused.

      So we both agree "cock holster" is derogatory ... here's where you have a problem:

      You claimed being a "nasty gay person" is different than being a "cock holster".

      You seem to be evaluating both sides as "bad gay person" while saying each statement is different in a VERY OBVIOUS way.

      If there is some kind of nuance there, it's not something you can legitimately expect people to pick up on.

      To answer your question about Hillary, I guess I would interpret that Colbert would be saying she is loose morally. If Colbert thinks morals are inherently insensitive or soft bigotry or whatever, why would he even be making the statement? If he thinks morals are something his audience recognizes and has placed some bets on, then he's attacking her.

      Colbert doesn't like Trump, so I'm inclined to think Colbert (in his case) was attacking Trump on the basis that homosexuality is bad. If Colbert didn't think homosexuality was bad, what was he saying?

      Colbert isn't confused. He's just reading from a script someone else wrote. Some of his writers probably think one thing about homosexuality and the others something else. The man himself probably has lost touch with his own view and will just say anything for a laugh.

  117. Re:Haha by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

    No more obscene than a lot of the stuff that's come out of Trump's mouth. So what's your point?

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    "Transparent" is a shit show that trades on every stereotype going. A man in drag is NOT a transsexual.
  118. Re:Colbert is free to speak as he sees fit by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

    If he doesn't pay the fine, he could be subject to arrest. A fine is not really morally different than arrest.

    The principle of an omnipotent state does not differ, but the practice does. For instance, further legal action would be required for an arrest, or for any other enforcement move like taking Colbert's money from a bank account.

    An arrest for refusing to pay the fine would be on a charge such as contempt of court.

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  119. The US becoming more like Russia by FilatovEV · · Score: 2

    The irony of this story is that a decade ago some Americans argued Russia didn't have speech freedom because of Vladimir Rakhmankov story, a man fined for writing a newspaper article in which he called Putin a "Russia's phallic symbol".

    Now I can respond to the allegations of the past. Where is your speech freedom, America?

  120. Re:Fake News by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

    In any case, I have no sympathy. Angry millenial democrat bots have been filing complaints or resorting to violence for anything that offends their tender beliefs (see Berkeley).

    The difference is that the FCC is a government agency.

    For how much longer? They look to be on the endangered species list.

    --
    "Transparent" is a shit show that trades on every stereotype going. A man in drag is NOT a transsexual.
  121. Re:Haha by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    Exactly. To say this implies subservience would also be implying that women are the subservient ones in heterosexual relationships. The liberals are parsing themselves into a corner.

    Yeah yeah, we get it, just as all Conservatives are members of the KKK and family values people tho are actually closeted gays.

    You want to use a black and white color scheme that takes the kooks and applies their insanity to everyone get's you painted the same way.

    Meanwhile, have you stopped burning crosses on those chocolate people's lawns yet?

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    The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
  122. Re: Haha by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

    There is no actual footage. Camera equipment is very cheap these days so fake footage would be trivial to spin up. If you can come up with a rubber Trump mask (they are surely rather common at costumers these days) you could even get the starring part!

  123. Re:Haha by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 1

    Exactly. To say this implies subservience would also be implying that women are the subservient ones in heterosexual relationships. The liberals are parsing themselves into a corner.

    Yeah yeah, we get it, just as all Conservatives are members of the KKK and family values people tho are actually closeted gays.

    You want to use a black and white color scheme that takes the kooks and applies their insanity to everyone get's you painted the same way.

    Meanwhile, have you stopped burning crosses on those chocolate people's lawns yet?

    You sure do get mean when you are backed into a corner.

  124. Re:Haha by HiThere · · Score: 1

    Either that, or they are bending to pressure from the executive branch.

    OTOH, I remember a huge amount of "alarm" and "concern" about a "wardrobe malfunction", so they could just be being their normal prissy bastards.

    --

    I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
  125. Re:Haha by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    Damnit Dad, they're gonna take away your internet priveliges at the public library - again!

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    The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
  126. Re: Haha by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 2

    Why are you sharing your porn collection with all of us here? Can't you jack off in privacy?

  127. Not for a trump joke... by Bartles · · Score: 1

    ...but for the fact that he said cock-holster on broadcast tv.

  128. Re:Haha by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    You can bet it would be deemed 'misogynist' if it would have been about Hillary Clinton.

    Except Putin doesn't like her, so she probably isn't going to get the chance to give him oral.

    But yeah, to your point, it would have been abled - probably sexist more than misogynist, but that's tough.

    People without a sense of humor have always been outraged by people with a sense of humor. That's true whether they are left or right wing.

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    The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
  129. Re:Haha by AutodidactLabrat · · Score: 1

    Wrong
    14th Amendment.
    Go ahead, show me how every citizen shall enjoy EQUAL rights, privileges and immunities and still the loser of the election takes the seat!
    The 14th came AFTER Article 3, and therefore in the conflict the 14th SHALL prevail

  130. Re: Haha by AutodidactLabrat · · Score: 1

    Once again, the rules which do not comply with the 14th Amendment are invalid, just like the 3/5 compromise died as of the 13th Amendment

  131. Re:Haha by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    You sure do get mean when you are backed into a corner.

    I'm always mean. I'll say this to you real nicely.

    I'm center right, what used to be called conservative.

    But I don't march inlock step. Some of my views are quite "liberal" and some are quite "conservative" But for the most part, Center right.

    But that doesn't mean I am a social Justice Warrior or a Klansman or NeoNazi or a third wave feminist.

    You on the other hand have a track record of assigning the far left to anyone who doesn't fit your litmus tests. I was merely playing your game back to you.

    Hopefully you didn't have to go to your safe space while reading this post. I tried to be nice. It's hard some times.

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    The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
  132. Re: Haha by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 1

    That's like saying 'gib gib gib let me pull you into my detailed minutiae of issues and concerns because you're anti-gay unless you meet these bullet points.'

  133. Re:Haha by Rockoon · · Score: 1

    It is odd that the joke is being labeled "homophobic." Nothing in it implies that homosexuality is wrong.

    The social justice warriors alerted the world to all the many new ways that people are still homophobic even when they do not imply that homosexuality is wrong.

    Live by the sword, die by the sword.

    --
    "His name was James Damore."
  134. Re:Haha by Rockoon · · Score: 1

    If the homophobia complaints were coming from gays

    Nice start, but paints you into a corner.

    then there would be something to it.

    The homophobia complaints are coming from Gays for Trump homosexuals.

    Therefore there is "something to it"

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    "His name was James Damore."
  135. Re: Haha by corwinsr · · Score: 1

    More evidence of just how clueless Trumpanzees are - he thinks Pai is liberal.

  136. WLB syndrome by corwinsr · · Score: 1

    The majority of those "outraged" are Trumpanzees defending their beloved leader. The whiny little bitches are just like fragile, delicate Trump that cries to Twitter every time someone hurts his widdle feelings. They trigger easily when their porcelain ego's are wounded, just like the Putin c**k holster in chief.

  137. Re: Haha by Type44Q · · Score: 1

    I'm still waiting for someone to make an oral sex joke about Merkel and Putin so that heteros everywhere have an "excuse" to claim offense...

  138. Re:Fake News by Rockoon · · Score: 1

    Thats like asking for a citation that Clinton was a liar.

    In the case of the Clinton-era and then later Obama-era push to reinstate the Fairness Doctrine, they were clearly trying to use the FCC as a weapon against conservatives.

    I cant think of a single conservative use of our government as vile as this use of it by the liberals, and this is only one of the things that the liberals do that is as vile and worse.... and its repeatedly made front page top of fold headlines over the decades... yet here you are asking for a citation.

    Your bias is clearly doing more than shaping your future opinion. Its clearly also shaping your selective memory.

    --
    "His name was James Damore."
  139. Re:Fake News by Rockoon · · Score: 1

    The difference is that the FCC is a government agency.

    How is the FCC being a government agency the difference between liberals and conservatives when it comes to making complaints?

    Answer: its not... but you had to defend the liberals somehow.

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    "His name was James Damore."
  140. Re:Haha by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 1

    You on the other hand have a track record of assigning the far left to anyone who doesn't fit your litmus tests.

    And what was my litmus test in this case, getting a mean spirited 'attack" response with no meat on the bone and nothing to contest the point? Many liberals do that, but there are other thoughtless idiots that do as well. Maybe you are in the second group, my apologies.

  141. Re: Haha by Brockmire · · Score: 1

    Run them over AND then beat the shit out of them? Have a Snickers, dude.

  142. Re: Haha by Brockmire · · Score: 1

    Because every woman aspires to be Monica Lewinsky, right? That's some failed fucking logic.

  143. Re:Haha by jimtheowl · · Score: 1

    Or fined double the amount as it is sounds like a bi-sexual joke.

  144. Fine him by Sperbels · · Score: 1

    Definitely inappropriate for broadcast TV...but...who the hell watches broadcast TV anymore?

  145. Marine Le Pen's clit carpet by epine · · Score: 1

    When you compare the person that you hate most of all to group X as an insult, what does that suggest is your opinion of group X?

    When you can't even figure out that "group X" includes many women (on the giving side) and most men/almost every aspiring young man (on the receiving side), what does that say about your human categorization tree?

    Really, the only significant group of people that "group X" excludes in America are post-curiosity lesbians and the Christian evangelicals, subset prudish (minus a large, crescent-shaped bite from the om nom nom nom Venn circle "hypocrite").

    [*] Most lesbians these days are post-curiosity lesbians, as the social cost of an openly lesbian lifestyle has become less obnoxious.

    Colbert could easily level the playing field by finding a suitably target (male or female) with a tiny tongue to tag as "Marine Le Pen's clit carpet".

    Only that would probably backfire for the worst reason: your grandfather's Leave it to Beaver infested FCC is probably still mired in distinguishing "cock" from "clit" on the obscenity scale, and he'd probably receive an even bigger fine.

    Disgusting.

  146. Re:Haha by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    "Putin's bitch" could have generated just as much fake outrage, and be absent fake claims of homophobia. The point is, insult the president, go to jail. We live in the Fascist Sates of America, comrade.

  147. Re:Fake News by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    So you like abuse of power, so long as you don't like those it's used against. That makes you evil.

  148. Re:Fake News by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    Answer: its not... but you had to defend the liberals somehow.

    Liberals aren't even part of this story. It's Trump's FCC responding to Trump's complaint about his mouth being called Vladimir Putin's cock-holster.

    Trump is well-known for his thin skin when it comes to any criticism. Google "Trump thin skin" if you're not aware of this.

    But the sweetest part of this entire story is how so many alt-right jackoffs who consider themselves "free speech absolutists" when it comes to calling someone a racial slur are suddenly crying for a critic of Donald Trump to be censored. You must admit, the irony is delicious.

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    You are welcome on my lawn.
  149. Re: Haha by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    Which? You give no cites, and I didn't see any in https://www.google.com/search?... a casual Google search. Give cites. I think you are lying.

  150. Re:Haha by w3woody · · Score: 1

    I had a gay friend (who has since passed) who would often use the word "faggot" to describe himself and other gay friends of his. As "faggot" is simply a word homosexuals use as a term of endearment, by your logic, it would have been okay (and not homophobic) if Colbert called Trump a "faggot."

    The problem with using such terminology to describe someone should be self-evident. By stating that Trump's mouth is only good as Putin's c*** holster, Colbert was deliberately using homosexual imagery to insult Trump. (It's clear that was Colbert's intent from the context of his monologue--to insult Trump using degrading language.) When you use homosexual imagery in a degrading way--either by calling someone a faggot, or a c*** holster--you reinforce the notion that homosexuality itself is degrading. Otherwise why use the homosexual insult?

    It is the context in which the term or phrase is used--as a degrading insult--which makes the homosexual reference degrading, not the homosexual reference itself.

    That someone cannot see this fundamental truth--that using homosexual imagery as an insult is homophobic because it uses homosexual imagery in a degrading way--strikes me as terribly sad. But that's because we now live in a world where politics trumps the personal, and if your side calls someone a c*** holster, it's a funny remark--but if Trump had used the term c*** holster to describe, say, Senator Franken (D-MN), the Left would be all over Trump (appropriately) for being a homophobic jerk.

  151. Re:Haha by bongey · · Score: 1

    Colbert's "joke" was homophobic, because off the cuff the most disgusting, insulting thing Colbert could come up to be insulting as possible was to call Trump some form of being gay. Even far left Vox writers consider in Homophobic, so keep trying to spin it. https://www.vox.com/identities...

  152. Re:Haha by h33t+l4x0r · · Score: 2

    "Gays for Trump" complaints don't count. The complaints need to be about homophobia, not anti-trump sentiment. Find a gay non-pro-trump complaint and we'll talk.

  153. Re: Haha by Cederic · · Score: 1

    I'm confused, the discussion was on weird sexual practices and you've replied with a bunch of random photographs that don't even qualify as sexual, let alone weird.

  154. Re:Haha by Cederic · · Score: 1

    For decades calling (or suggesting) someone was a faggot has been an insult

    Not any more though, unless you combine insecurity with ignorance, in which case it's really your stupidity that's being insulted.

    Indeed, anybody using the term 'faggot' perjoratively is basically revealing their own stupidity and opening themselves up to mockery or sympathy.

  155. Re: Haha by Cederic · · Score: 1

    Why is it homophobic?

    Why isn't it a comical taunt to Putin about his own homophobia?
    Why is making a joke so fucking bad anyway?
    Why do you think people think they own you?

    You seem to need professional assistance.

  156. Re: Haha by Cederic · · Score: 1

    you'd be autistic screeching

    Oh, nice attack on people with learning disabilities. Good that you establish your credibility so quickly

    about misogyny

    No, I'd be laughing about it while dismissing it as obvious bullshit. Much the same response I've had to Colbert's joke.

    and you would be right

    No, there'd be absolutely nothing misogynistic about Clinton giving Obama somewhere warm and wet to park. Shit, the hatred in that scenario isn't towards the woman - I wouldn't wish that on any man, what the fuck did Obama do to deserve such hatred?

    It's unfortunate that you put politics ahead of what's right.

    Nope, I'm keeping politics out of this.

    Colbert is a homophobe but you refuse to see it

    He may or may not be, I don't know enough about him to be sure. I do know that the joke being discussed isn't homophobic, no matter how much you screech on about it.

    only because he's on your side.

    I'm fairly sure he isn't on my side.

  157. Re:Haha by eric_harris_76 · · Score: 1

    A joke that has something to offend everybody (well, people on both sides of the aisle) apparently offends only people on one side.

    Guess which one?

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    There's no time like the present. Well, the past used to be.
  158. Re: Haha by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    I'm confused, the discussion was on weird sexual practices and you've replied with a bunch of random photographs that don't even qualify as sexual, let alone weird.

    You don't think getting a lap dance from your teenaged daughter is a weird sexual practice? You need me to spell it out. OK.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new...

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/w...

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    You are welcome on my lawn.
  159. Re: Haha by Cederic · · Score: 1

    You shared a fucking photograph. I have no idea whether it was a lapdance or if that's just your twisted imagination.

    Given the lack of sexual deviance in the articles you just linked I'm guessing it's the latter.

    Shit, the entire fucking media trying to demonise Trump and that's the best you can find? Someone losing their virginity at 14? Fucking hell, I'm more deviant than that and my neighbours can confirm it.

  160. It's True by JimSadler · · Score: 1

    Why should anyone be fined for telling the truth? Apparently CHUMP could be renamed the "Yellow Gobbler".

  161. Re:Haha by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

    If the joke were about Hillary it would be funny because it's the truth. That's why things are funny. There is no connection between Trump and Putin. We have documented proof there is between Hillary, Podesta and Putin. Uranium deal, Podesta not registering as a foreign agent, and so on and so on. So she is his cock sucker. Trump kicked him in his cock if you have been reading the news. The other cock sucker was (do nothing) Obama. Putin showed him up every time he met him.

  162. Re:Haha by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

    It's only funny if it's true. There is nothing going on there between Trump and Putin. We have documented proof there was between Hillary, Podesta and Russia. Uranium deal, the unregistered foreign agent for Podesta, and so on.

    We could get Cobert for not being funny.

  163. Re: Haha by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 2

    Allowing children to be discriminated against based on who their parents are and that they're adopted is okay with you? That's hardly "detailed minutiae of issues and concerns." There's almost half a million children in foster homes in the US on any given day. They need a home, and friends who they can share experiences with such as going to school together, far more than they need pinheads like you.

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    "Transparent" is a shit show that trades on every stereotype going. A man in drag is NOT a transsexual.
  164. Re:Haha by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

    I guess you missed the memo. There is no such thing as the alt-right. They were trying to associate themselves with the right, they are leftists. Fascist are always leftist. Between Communism and socialism.

    Besides, that is what the left does all the time. Act offended. Make up bullshit. License to act like assholes. Form their own hate groups. KKK (founded and run by the Democrats - look it up) has moved on to BLM and so on.

  165. Re:Haha by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

    Yea, Trump is weaker... HOW? Russia has the economy that is basically the size of California. They are no threat to us. Putin would be his bitch.

    Whole joke isn't funny because there is no basis in truth.

    Now if he said the same thing about Hillary, that would be funny. We have documented proof, the Uranium deal, Podesta not being registered as a foreign agent, and so on.

  166. Re:Haha by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    I'd go down on Hillary Clinton (used to be Marge Schott) for an Ariel Atom 500 (not the 4 banger).

    Does having used that figure of speech a thousand times make me a heterophobe?

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    John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  167. Re:Haha by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 1

    According to some, it means you are submissive. I'd just call you desperate.

  168. Re:Haha by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

    I guess you missed the memo. There is no such thing as the alt-right. They were trying to associate themselves with the right, they are leftists. Fascist are always leftist. Between Communism and socialism.

    Absolute nonsense!

    You, completely idiotically, are trying to pretend that it's possible to present political ideology along only a single axis. This is false. Once you recognize that politics exists along at least two axes (liberal - conservative along X, and libertarian-authoritarian along Y), you realize that fascism is actually centrist authoritarianism.

    KKK (founded and run by the Democrats - look it up)

    LOL! FYI, dumbass, the Democrats -- and especially the "Dixiecrat" faction -- were not leftist at the time.

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    "[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz

  169. Ajit Pai doesn't speak well by peawormsworth · · Score: 1

    Does anybody else think that Ajit Pai speaks like an ignorant person. The quotes in the article make him sound just like Trump. He speaks like he does not know what he is talking about. See here:

    as we get complaints -- and we've gotten a number of them --

    we've gotten a number of them??? Is that what you gotten Ajit? A number? Thanks for the important inclusion of this valuable information in the middle of your sentence Ajit.

    apply the law as it's been set out by the Supreme Court and other courts

    So you say that you apply law as it is written. So that is how you interpret your laws. Thanks Ajit.

    And which court will judge Stephens violations? Oh it's the supreme court or one of them other ones? I hope it is the supreme court, because it is hard to recall the names of them other ones.

    I don't know Ajit. But he has Trump speak.

  170. Re: Haha by The+Wild+Norseman · · Score: 1

    "Trumphobes"?

    One, what is a "trum" and why do you feel people are afraid of it?

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    "A government is a body of people usually -- notably -- ungoverned." -Shepherd Book
  171. Eric Idle Song "F..K you very much the FCC !! by robinsc · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of a hilarous song by Monty Pythons Eric Idle that sums up what the FCC does.
    https://youtu.be/jixxYx9fklM

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  172. Re:Fake News by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Thats like asking for a citation that Clinton was a liar.

    If you want a citation that shows Clinton is a liar, they're easy to come up with. If the situations are so congruent, surely you can trivially provide a citation.

    --
    "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  173. Re:Haha by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    If you eat pussy 'submissively', you are doing it wrong.

    Have you seen the V8 atom?

    --
    John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  174. Re: Haha by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

    No if he said Hillary was Obama's cock holster I'd say I don't think she's touched anyone's cock in a few decades.

  175. Re:Haha by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 1

    Have you seen the V8 atom?

    I checked it out. I almost can understand....but Hillary? There's got to be better way.

  176. Re:Haha by buss_error · · Score: 1

    Come back when you post with something other than "Anonymous Coward"
    I at least will put a some sort of name to what I think. If you are unwilling to do that - or provide some -very slight- insight, then all you have is #drainthewamp in one hand, and sewage to replace it with.

    Typical alt-right lack of thought.

    Being anonymous isn't a fault - not with Donald John Trump as president, anyway.

    You're in great - FABULOUS - best you've ever seen - I mean it's beautiful! So Beautiful! - company.

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    Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.