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Can You Copyright a Joke? (npr.org)

Reader AnalogDiehard writes: Writer Alex Kaseburg has filed a lawsuit against TBS and Time Warner alleging that jokes recited on the Conan O'Brien show were stolen from his blog shortly after they were published. The case gets heard in August and could create new protections in a legal forum in which there is little precedent or clear definition in what defines a joke as "original" and subject to legal protection, especially in an industry where theft of humor occurs on a regular basis. But the outcome of any judicial decision opens a big can of worms and raises serious questions: Will YouTube videos get shut down from DMCA notices citing copyrighted jokes? Will compliance staff have to be retained to ensure that their magazine or news article, TV show, movie, or broadway act is not infringing on copyrighted jokes? Will copyrights on jokes get near-perpetual protection like the controversial Sonny Bono Copyright Extension Act? Will people be able to recite limericks without fear of infringing? Will tyrannical politicians copyright critical jokes to oppress freedom of speech? Will legal cases be filed arguing that a comedian's joke(s) bears too much similarity to a copyrighted joke recited decades ago? Will girl scouts be free to tell copyright jokes around the campfire?

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  1. Apparently yes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I tried to say I was a Slashdot moderator and got chewed out for it.

    1. Re:Apparently yes... by fisted · · Score: 1

      It's pretty obvious that the mods are downvoting, given that the mods are the only people capable of voting in the first place (with the exception of admins and potentially editors).

    2. Re:Apparently yes... by fisted · · Score: 1

      also the fuck did you make me call modding "voting".

    3. Re:Apparently yes... by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 1

      I wish Ernest Scribbler had copyrighted his https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

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  2. Simple by s.petry · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No

    Similarly, you can't Copyright a word, or a string of words. You can trademark a company name, but I can tell jokes about your Company all day long and not violate your trademark law. You can copyright very long strings of words as complete thoughts, but even then I can quote you all I like as long as I give credit.

    If one could copyright a joke, countless comedians would have no possibility of a career. Jokes are remade over and over and over, in addition to being simply stolen between acts. (Intentionally avoiding digs at comedians known to steal other people's jokes.)

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    -The wise argue that there are few absolutes, the fool argues that there are no probabilities.

    1. Re:Simple by tomxor · · Score: 5, Informative

      No

      Similarly, you can't Copyright a word, or a string of words.

      What... like a book?>

      There is not hard line of "originality" the brain is input output with an arbitrary amount of processing, cases argue originality of creative works all the time, and everytime they draw an arbitrary line, so "can you copyright a joke"? that's subjective, it depends on the case, it depends on the Judge. (Yes copyright makes no sense)

    2. Re:Simple by orgelspieler · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You can copyright anything that you have created that has been recorded in some fashion, including a "string of words." If I wrote down a novel and creative joke and published it, and somebody performed the joke in public, they infringed my copyright. I'm rather curious how this will pan out, because Stephen Colbert's writers have been "stealing" material from @midnight, and that would make for a great lawsuit!

    3. Re:Simple by desdinova+216 · · Score: 1

      I thought he just had that trademarked, which is an equally ridiculous, but different idea.

    4. Re:Simple by omnichad · · Score: 1

      But when you paraphrase a joke, it doesn't usually lose anything - the novel/creative part is in the structure and not the wording. No matter which way it goes, there are few original jokes. Yet an obvious rip-off from something recent should maybe have some merit as a violation.

      Jokes are really a method more so than content. While you could copyright a particular implementation of wording, the method could possibly be patented - if it's a novel joke. Again, there's LOTS of prior art out there. But less than a couple decades of protection is much more fair.

    5. Re:Simple by phantomfive · · Score: 2
      The judge already ruled in this case, the answer is, "Yes." Sucks, but here's the quote from the article:

      The jokes written by Kaseberg and O'Brien's staff, the judge ruled, are "sufficiently objectively virtually identical" in those three instances. To win, Kaseberg's lawyers will need to show that the defendants "willfully infringed Plaintiff's copyrights."

      It's unfair but tbh I have trouble working up much outrage about it.

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      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    6. Re:Simple by s.petry · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No

      Similarly, you can't Copyright a word, or a string of words.

      What... like a book?>

      Selective reading at it's finest. Try not cherry picking points to make non-existent arguments with.

      There is not hard line of "originality" the brain is input output with an arbitrary amount of processing, cases argue originality of creative works all the time, and everytime they draw an arbitrary line, so "can you copyright a joke"? that's subjective, it depends on the case, it depends on the Judge. (Yes copyright makes no sense)

      A joke is not just a string of words. A joke is delivery, context, relevance to history/current events, etc... This is why jokes are recycled over and over again over generations. No, you can't copyright a joke. It is material that already exists in the public domain. If you have to go judge shopping to get the answer you want, it is an immoral position to hold.

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      -The wise argue that there are few absolutes, the fool argues that there are no probabilities.

    7. Re:Simple by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 2

      But when you paraphrase a joke, it doesn't usually lose anything

      Well, sometimes. "Make like a tree and get out of here!" But you've touched on the heart of the matter. Copyright covers the exact representation. If somebody repeats your joke word for word, you may have a case. If they just use the idea, but use their own words, you don't. You can't copyright ideas.

    8. Re:Simple by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't a joke inherently fall under the parody exclusion?

      Weirdly, no......it has to be a valid parody. Whether or not something is a valid parody is of course a fuzzy line.

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      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    9. Re:Simple by s.petry · · Score: 1

      And it will be appealed and should be. The law should not favor a little guy suing a big guy any more than the reverse. Comedians with a reputation for stealing jokes become the brunt of them, and lose audiences.

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      -The wise argue that there are few absolutes, the fool argues that there are no probabilities.

    10. Re:Simple by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Here is a good example, where a parody was found not to be a valid parody, but instead a satire. If that case seems to be some satire you'd read in Kafka making the case a parody of itself, you are correct.

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      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    11. Re:Simple by American+Patent+Guy · · Score: 1

      If a joke is parody, yes. If it's merely told again, no. Parody is taking an expression that exists, and modifying it in a way to prove a point (such as exposing silliness, illogic, bad character of the author, etc.) If the modification doesn't prove a point or carry a message of its own, it isn't parody.

    12. Re: Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I just flew in from from San Fran and boy is MY ASS sore. Take my wife ... please. She's a cunt.

    13. Re:Simple by Dog-Cow · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It is material that already exists in the public domain.

      I don't like the idea of copyrighting jokes, either, but this argument is just plain wrong. Stories of all sorts have existed for centuries, or longer, but adaptations get copyright all the time. In this sense, jokes are just short stories.

    14. Re:Simple by dgatwood · · Score: 5, Funny

      There once was a man from Nantucket...

      who copyrighted a bucket.
      The judge tossed the case
      as moot on its face
      and he heard the next case on his docket.

      No?

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    15. Re:Simple by tomxor · · Score: 1

      There is not hard line of "originality" the brain is input output with an arbitrary amount of processing, cases argue originality of creative works all the time, and everytime they draw an arbitrary line, so "can you copyright a joke"? that's subjective, it depends on the case, it depends on the Judge. (Yes copyright makes no sense)

      A joke is not just a string of words. A joke is delivery, context, relevance to history/current events, etc... This is why jokes are recycled over and over again over generations. No, you can't copyright a joke. It is material that already exists in the public domain. If you have to go judge shopping to get the answer you want, it is an immoral position to hold.

      It doesn't matter if it's immoral, this is not about my opinion, I pretty much hate all copyright FYI... my point is YOU don't get to say if it's copyrightable, because what constitutes copyrightable work is continually pushed in courts, that's why people DO go shopping for judges, because the definition of creative work is subjective. There is no hard, objective, quantitative line to draw where you can say "that's not creative enough" which is why the entire premise is bound to devolve to the level just above the building blocks of any creative medium.

    16. Re:Simple by dougmc · · Score: 4, Informative

      Similarly, you can't Copyright a word, or a string of words.

      You absolutely can copyright a string of words, if it's long enough. And they don't have to be complete thoughts, either.

      Here's a quick summary of what can and can't be copyrighted (page 3.)

      Actually, based on existing law ... I'd say that jokes can be copyrighted as long as they've been recorded somehow -- written down, recorded audibly, etc. and especially if they've been published. One might argue that a really short joke ("Three guys walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.") is too short, but a longer one? Like "The Aristocats"? Seems eligible to me.

      Of course, the courts may see it differently, but I guess we'll see ...

      You can copyright very long strings of words as complete thoughts, but even then I can quote you all I like as long as I give credit.

      You have a strange view of copyright law.

      {The entire text of the Harry Potter series} --J. K. Rowling

      Of course, that's not what you meant, but it is basically what you said ...

      What you seem to be referring to is "fair use". It certainly exists, but you've greatly oversimplified it.

    17. Re:Simple by i_ate_god · · Score: 1

      > You can copyright very long strings of words as complete thoughts

      how is a joke not that?

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      I'm god, but it's a bit of a drag really...
    18. Re:Simple by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      And it will be appealed and should be. The law should not favor a little guy suing a big guy any more than the reverse.

      This is a statement of preference. While I largely agree with your preference, it is not a statement based on the law.
      The judge however did make a decision based on law, which is why you should be worried.

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      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    19. Re:Simple by Immerman · · Score: 1

      > If you have to go judge shopping to get the answer you want, it is an immoral position to hold.

      I agree completely.... but what does morality that have to do with the law?

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    20. Re:Simple by parkinglot777 · · Score: 1

      so "can you copyright a joke"? that's subjective, it depends on the case, it depends on the Judge. (Yes copyright makes no sense)

      Well, if it is written in a tangible medium, then yes it can be copyrighted. If it is just a tell-tell, then I am afraid it is not. Though, if one copyrights a joke, then it is against its purpose and it won't be a joke anymore...

      From here...

      Copyright is a form of protection provided by U.S. law to the authors of "original works of authorship" fixed in any tangible medium of expression. The manner and medium of fixation are virtually unlimited. Creative expression may be captured in words, numbers, notes, sounds, pictures, or any other graphic or symbolic media. The subject matter of copyright is extremely broad, including literary, dramatic, musical, artistic, audiovisual, and architectural works. Copyright protection is available to both published and unpublished works.

    21. Re:Simple by s.petry · · Score: 2

      It absolutely does matter if it's immoral. In the case of a law being immoral it is up to members of society to point out the immorality and demand change to law. This happens regularly in a direction against the populace, but does occasionally happen in the other direction (an should). Complacency in the face of immorality makes the complacent just as guilty as the oppressor.

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      -The wise argue that there are few absolutes, the fool argues that there are no probabilities.

    22. Re:Simple by HiThere · · Score: 2

      And there are even "short stories" that are shorter than most jokes.
      E.g.
      "The last man on earth sat alone in a room,
      There was a lock on the door."
      I believe that's Frederick Brown (Wikipedia says he said "knock").

      I believe this is now out of copyright, but it certainly was originally copyrighted. So length is not the sole criterion. And I also believe that this would be fair use in any case, as the entire work is necessary to make the point, and it's considerably shorter than this post. And this is well removed from the original context (The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction).

      This may be significant for jokes, also. Often the changes to a joke are substantial, if only because of the changed context. And sometimes one could argue that a modified joke is a parody of the original.

      But, in principle, I'm rather certain that a joke could be copyrighted. The question would usually be "Exactly what does the copyright cover?" as most "new" jokes are small modifications of pre-existing jokes, often placed in a new context. (But what was the original "light-bulb joke" a modification of? What was the original "elephant joke" a modification of? Would copyright of one elephant joke mean that the entire genera was under copyright?)

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    23. Re:Simple by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      Similarly, you can't Copyright a word, or a string of words.

      Really? Not even a string of about 75,000 words? Printed on bits of dead tree, for example?

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    24. Re:Simple by uncqual · · Score: 1

      but even then I can quote you all I like as long as I give credit.

      No, it's not that simple. You can't, for example, take a Harry Potter book, make verbatim (i.e., "quote you all I like') copies and add a cite to the last page of your copies that gives credit to J. K. Rowling and then sell the copies.

      Fair use is allowed of course so you can write a book review which includes quoting a couple paragraphs from a Harry Potter book and sell your review of the book to others.

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    25. Re:Simple by s.petry · · Score: 1

      The amount of people like you, who cherry pick a sentence from a post to argue with, is quite disturbing. I get that reading and comprehension skills are down across the US, but holy hell! There are a total of 3 sentences in that paragraph, and you can't get past the first!

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      -The wise argue that there are few absolutes, the fool argues that there are no probabilities.

    26. Re:Simple by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 2

      I believe this is now out of copyright, but it certainly was originally copyrighted. So length is not the sole criterion.

      Correction: somebody claimed it was copyrighted. IANAL but unless that claim was tested in court it does not provide any evidence that length is not a factor in copyright law. Indeed there is strong evidence to the contrary since single words cannot be copyrighted. So all we know is that the length criterion is somewhere between one word and the lyrics to a song. However, I expect any length criterion depends strongly on context.

      With a joke though things are different. The length does not matter because what is funny is the idea/situation the joke conveys and you cannot copyright ideas only an expression of that idea. So while you might be able to copyright the text of the original joke it would be easy to make very significant changes to the expression while preserving the idea.

    27. Re:Simple by sootman · · Score: 5, Funny

      > No?

      No. The meter's off. :-)

      There once was a man from Nantucket
      Who told all his lawyers to suck it.
      He took a big toke,
      Gave up on his joke,
      Got really high and said "fuck it."

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    28. Re:Simple by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      You can copyright very long strings of words as complete thoughts, but even then I can quote you all I like as long as I give credit.

      You're confusing Copyright with Plagiarism.

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    29. Re:Simple by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      It's an immoral act to let a sucker keep his money.

      We need a new law to reflect this.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    30. Re:Simple by bws111 · · Score: 1

      Only if the retelling is a parody of the original. For instance, Weird Al creates parodies of songs, and that is not infringement. But if you copied Weird Al, that would be infringement because you are not creating a parody, you are just copying an existing work. Of course, if you parodied Weird Al, then you would be in the clear.

    31. Re:Simple by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      > Well, sometimes. "Make like a tree and get out of here!"

      Source:

        right

      "Make like a tree and leave"

    32. Re:Simple by s.petry · · Score: 1

      If enough members of society agree with you, you could have your way. Fortunately the majority of society is moral so laws like this have to be hidden in backdoor rulings and judge shopping. Too bad you can't see the need for basic logic and reason.

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    33. Re:Simple by Frobnicator · · Score: 3

      There are a few short works that have been fought in the courts. It is clearly a literary work, and it would probably qualify for originality. The question here is mostly about length.

      The law doesn't specify a minimum length. Courts have ruled for coverage on works with only a few hundred words. There are children's books with under a hundred words that no lawyer would challenge over copyright protection. Daft Punk's lyrics to "Around the World" have registered copyright protection even though it is only three words repeated, although who knows if the courts would accept it.

      Assuming this survives a trial, it would be interesting to see how it ends up. My guess is that judges would ultimately base decisions on the nature of the original creative work and the nature of the reuse, with the length being mostly irrelevant.

      Damages in this case would be quite low as there is minimal economic harm and the joke probably was not subject to a registered copyright. But if the protections were allowed and many people registered copyrights on small jokes, they could be little landmines, which is the fear people (especially lawyers) have.

      Even so, there is no clear answer.

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    34. Re:Simple by qeveren · · Score: 1

      A novel is just a string of strings of words. Why should that be copyright-able?

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    35. Re:Simple by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      A sucker and his money were lucky to get together in the first place.

      The most moral outcome is for the suckers money to go to the most deserving, which is me, by definition.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    36. Re:Simple by dszd0g · · Score: 1

      What would make the most sense to me is that they are covered by copyright but with a fair amount of fair use leeway.

      Telling a single short joke from a comedian should be covered by fair use. It would be too easy for accidental copyright infringement without some leeway here.

      However, if someone steals numerous jokes from a book, a movie, a blog, or a youtube video that should be copyright infringement. If they do it for commercial purposes, there are clearly damages that should apply. The person who stole the jokes off a blog should have obviously known they were stealing copyrighted material.

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    37. Re:Simple by tomxor · · Score: 2

      It absolutely does matter if it's immoral. In the case of a law being immoral it is up to members of society to point out the immorality and demand change to law.

      The law is immoral and should be changed? what copyright law? having you been living on mars under a fucking rock - you can't change copyright unless you are at the table, and "people" will never be at the table, even if you were you can't tweak this law into morality, it is a flawed concept that will converge into stupid shit like this on one hand and DRM for books on the other.

      The only thing you can do is not play the game, let the petty people fight over what can and can't be copied and who gets paid what, the rest of us will move on. By all means try to play their game though.

      The point I was trying to make which I honestly thought I got across in my first post is that copyright is flawed, I would have thought any Slashdot reader would not need to be given examples of why. Excuse the ad hominem

    38. Re:Simple by tomxor · · Score: 1

      The subject matter of copyright is extremely broad, including literary, dramatic, musical, artistic, audiovisual, and architectural works.

      (Emphasis added) Does standup comedy not effectively take this form?

    39. Re:Simple by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      The subject matter of copyright is extremely broad, including literary, dramatic, musical, artistic, audiovisual, and architectural works.

      (Emphasis added) Does standup comedy not effectively take this form?

      Yes, but it still only applies to the tangible medium. A video tape of a comedian's performance is definitely covered by copyright. Simply repeating a joke, especially if you don't use the exact same words, is a less clear situation.

    40. Re:Simple by Kiuas · · Score: 1

      A joke is not just a string of words. A joke is delivery, context, relevance to history/current events, etc

      You're correct but then you contradict yourself a moment later by saying:

      No, you can't copyright a joke.

      Because you most certainly can. Stand-up comedians are professional joke-tellers who copyright their performances and sell them off to publisher like Netflix all the time. The entire joke/performance itself is the artist's property.

      I cannot go to a stand.up show, film it and sell the recording for money without breaking the law and being subject to fines. I can however memorize the entire script of the joke and tell it on camera myself but then it's not the same joke.

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    41. Re:Simple by Guignol · · Score: 1

      care to explain this one ? I don't get it at all and I feel I'm missing a good one :)

    42. Re: Simple by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

      Copyright can cover ideas

      No it can't. It covers expressions of ideas. And no, that's not the same thing.

      https://www.copyright.gov/help...

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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    43. Re:Simple by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Amount of sand, number of people.

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    44. Re:Simple by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Because you most certainly can. Stand-up comedians are professional joke-tellers who copyright their performances and sell them off to publisher like Netflix all the time. The entire joke/performance itself is the artist's property.

      Sure, and the entire show is the comedian's property. That makes sense. But if we reduce it to the minimum, and if a joke is a copyrightable object, is a sentence within that joke copyrightable? A couple words?

      A rabbi, a Priest, and an Irishman walk into a bar. While usually the first sentence of a line of jokes, I've heard people say only that sentence and people laugh. So it's now a joke, someone owns it, and it can't be used any more.

      Even a non complete sentence "A rabbi and a Priest..... gets laughs. And who is to say that a joke has to be funny? A comedian could stand up and recite numbers. Andy Kaufman did a lot of weird stuff like that.

      Seems like the portal to the humorless society - which some might like.

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    45. Re:Simple by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      You can copyright anything that you have created that has been recorded in some fashion, including a "string of words."

      Let us put to the test. "Everybody loves Raymond" utilized dumfounded silence in many parts of the show, and that silence could often be quite hilarious. It's a joke.

      So we have now gone from shows, to strings of words, to single sentences, to portions of sentences, and now silence is copyrightable.

      Oh, and I'm putting all you bastards on notice that I went out and copyrighted "Copyright" as a joke this morning, and do not give anyone permission to use it. Cease and desist - you all have been warned.

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    46. Re:Simple by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Copyright covers the exact representation. If somebody repeats your joke word for word, you may have a case.

      How about in a different language?

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    47. Re:Simple by Scarletdown · · Score: 2

      Stop me if you've copyrighted this one:

      There once was a man from Nantucket...

      Whose limericks never did rhyme.
      Try as he might,
      He could not get them to work out properly.
      So he gave up and left to do something more useful.

      --
      This space unintentionally left blank.
    48. Re:Simple by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

      The subject matter of copyright is extremely broad, including literary, dramatic, musical, artistic, audiovisual, and architectural works.

      (Emphasis added) Does standup comedy not effectively take this form?

      Yes, but it still only applies to the tangible medium. A video tape of a comedian's performance is definitely covered by copyright. Simply repeating a joke, especially if you don't use the exact same words, is a less clear situation.

      Memories of Delerious, by Eddie Murphy.

      "Now I know most of you are going to go to work tomorrow and fuck up my jokes..."

      "Then she said, goonie googoo."

      "Hey, I'm Mr T. I'll rip your dick off with my ass!"

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      This space unintentionally left blank.
    49. Re:Simple by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      The length of a work is certainly a consideration in fair use doctrine. As someone who had to secure rights for publication of an excerpt from a short work, I can tell you generally speaking it's not covered under fair use if you quote the entirety (or even a significant segment) of a short copyrighted work. Fair use doesn't care how much of a work it takes to make your "point" -- if your point requires a substantial amount of the original work verbatim, it likely won't be fair use.

    50. Re:Simple by SeaFox · · Score: 2

      care to explain this one ?

      There once was a fellow named Guignol.
      Who didn't get the limerick at all.
      "Please explain?" he said.
      But we'd all gone to bed.
      And he was left with a humor quite small.

    51. Re:Simple by AchilleTalon · · Score: 1

      You don't know anything about what you are talking. Trademarks and copyrights are two different things. You do not infringe a trademark by naming it, you infringe a trademark by using it to brand your product. Next, copyrights apply to original artistic work. You cannot copyright thoughts. Also, you infringe a copyright by not giving credit to the original owner and/or using someone's else artistic work to make money. So, yes, humorists and comedians are subject to violate someone's else copyright by using someone's else artistic work to make money without paying royalties and/or obtaining a right to use it. That's why an American produced TV series derived from a UK produced TV series will have to pay rights to the original authors to produce an adapted and remake of the original. I see no reason for this to not apply to jokes.

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    52. Re:Simple by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      The word was "knock". Those words weren't original to Brown, either; they had previously been touted as a very short science fiction story. Brown decided to write a story that started with those words. (He had a weird sense of humor.)

      Those words are also mostly needed to express an idea that would be difficult to express as tersely in other words. That renders them as a bad prospect for copyright,

      So, your "certainly was originally copyrighted" claim looks really dubious to me. Brown's story was copyrighted, but it was considerably longer than those words.

      A joke is an idea, and the words are the expression of the idea. It would probably be possible to copyright the text, at least if the joke was long, but I really don't think that could stop people from telling the joke in their own words.

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    53. Re:Simple by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Translations of copyrighted works are covered by copyright.

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    54. Re:Simple by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      We also need to consider the relationships of copyrights to ideas. Jokes are generally short sequences of words built around an idea, and some of them require pretty much the same words to express the idea. Copyright can't legally be used to limit the expression of ideas.

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    55. Re:Simple by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      Since the first sentence was so blatantly wrong I didn't see much going any further.

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    56. Re:Simple by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      Much point, dammit.

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    57. Re:Simple by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      What about Sand People?

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    58. Re:Simple by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      "on its face" is the English translation of "prima facie", which is a legal term that means "at first glance". So the judge dismissed the case as being invalid because a bucket can't be copyrighted because physical objects don't fall within the scope of copyright. And a docket is a list/calendar of cases that are scheduled to be heard.

      It's funny because Nantucket limericks almost invariably end with "f**k it", but I used a slightly less precise (but contextually appropriate) rhyme to avoid doing what was expected. In other words, it's funny in a situational irony sort of way.

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    59. Re:Simple by jdschulteis · · Score: 1

      Amount of sand, number of people.

      What about Sand People?

      The Sand People will soon be back, and in greater numbers.

    60. Re:Simple by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      Greater amounts.

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    61. Re:Simple by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Can silence be copyrighted? 4'33"

      Ugh! Well, there is an old Maxim that "Art is anything you can get away with". Still the concept is batshit crazy.

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    62. Re:Simple by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

      The idea of silence as humor is not a specific expression, and as such is not eligible for copyright protection. The precise "Everybody Loves Raymond" clip with said silence, is copyright-able, however. I do not know if there have been any lawsuits over 4'33". There have been copyright lawsuits over a single bass line, a photo of a red double-decker bus, a dictionary of made up Harry Potter words, King Kong, and sneaker design. (Side note, there was even a guy who was sued for infringing McDonald's trademark for using his own last name for his restaurant.)

      You did not make up the word "copyright", therefore you cannot claim copyright thereupon. Further, you can face a fine of up to $2,500 for fraudulent copyright claims. I know you were joking, but be careful about what you slap a circle c on in real life. It's amazing that more copyfraud doesn't get punished, honestly.

  3. In other words... by Fire_Wraith · · Score: 4, Funny

    So you're saying copyright is a joke?

  4. Take My Rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ...Please!

  5. Microsoft Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    (c) 1985-2017 Microsoft Corp. All Rights Reserved.

  6. Carlos Mencia is going to be out of a job by HumanWiki · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you can copyright jokes...

    or will end up owing a ton of money to people that are actually funny.

    1. Re:Carlos Mencia is going to be out of a job by cogeek · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Joe Rogan? Is that you?

  7. It sounds like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    someone can't take a joke.

  8. Headline not clear by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

    Dick stuck in ceiling fan.

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  9. Copyright this by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 2

    Zwei peanuts were walking down the strasse. One was assaulted... peanut.

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    1. Re:Copyright this by mrbester · · Score: 3, Funny

      Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

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    2. Re:Copyright this by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      Great - thousands of Slashdotters just die... * ACK *

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  10. "Recipes" are a handy analogue here by Valacosa · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Probably not. This feels similar to the copyright situation surrounding recipes.

    You can't copyright a recipe. You can copyright a particular description of a recipe, which is why many recipes come with flowery descriptions and pretty pictures. Those can be copyrighted. But the thing itself, the list of instructions, cannot be.

    By the same token, it'd be unsurprising if the courts found that particular wordings or diagrams can be copyrighted, but the joke itself -- the end product -- cannot be copyrighted.

    Conan isn't a hack, he's genuinely funny (IMHO). This is probably coincidental. Somewhat related (from Zach Wiener): An Open Letter to Sarah Silverman

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    1. Re:"Recipes" are a handy analogue here by omnichad · · Score: 1

      What I don't understand is why recipes can't be patented. They are an implementation method for something novel (if it truly is novel and there is no prior art - like say the cronut).

    2. Re:"Recipes" are a handy analogue here by PoopJuggler · · Score: 1

      Right, if you copy the joke word-for-word it's a violation. If you tell the joke in your own way, it's not. Why does this need to be so complicated?

    3. Re:"Recipes" are a handy analogue here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Why are non-lawyers opining on this? Absolutely a joke is entitled to copyright protection once it's in fixed form. The analogy to recipes is entirely misplaced- the reason recipes are generally not subject to copyright protection is because they are not considered to contain creative (i.e. "artistic") content. The flowery descriptions and pretty pictures do have such content, which is why they are entitled to copyright protection. Seriously, do you doubt whether a joke contains creative content?

      Whether a copyright in a joke is enforceable is a different question entirely. There, you'd look at exactly the same factors relevant in any infringement analysis- access to the work by the alleged infringer, how much was used, whether it was indeed copied or independently created, the purpose of its use, etc, etc. Keep in mind the protection would be for the particular expression of the idea- there's no copyright in the idea of a mysterious fruit knocking on a door or that the word "orange" sounds somewhat like "aren't,," but if I'm the first one to think of and fix "orange you glad I didn't say banana" that's absolutely mine. However, I probably don't have any recourse against "orange you happy I'm not another apple."

    4. Re:"Recipes" are a handy analogue here by American+Patent+Guy · · Score: 1

      I can't agree. Jokes aren't recipes for laughter. Copying a sequence of steps won't violate anyone's copyright, that is true, but copying an expression of something uncopyrighted is infringement. It's the expression that makes the joke funny, in most cases.

    5. Re:"Recipes" are a handy analogue here by bws111 · · Score: 1

      Recipes can be patented. But with thousands of years of cooking behind us, it will be very difficult to show that any given recipe is both novel and not obvious. This is why recipes are protected with trade secrets instead of patents.

    6. Re:"Recipes" are a handy analogue here by bws111 · · Score: 1

      Recipes can't be copyrighted because they are just a statement of facts, and statements of facts can not be copyrighted. Jokes are not statments of facts, they are creative works.

    7. Re:"Recipes" are a handy analogue here by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Sounds like this is a good parallel for jokes then after all.

    8. Re:"Recipes" are a handy analogue here by bws111 · · Score: 1

      Except we are not talking about patenting jokes, we are talking about copyright.

    9. Re:"Recipes" are a handy analogue here by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Probably not. This feels similar to the copyright situation surrounding recipes.

      Pretty sure it's not. Copyright doesn't protect functional elements, like you can copyright the design of a car wheel but if you tried to claim the location and size of the bolts was infringing the court would reject it because they're functional requirements to attach the wheel to the car - that's why proprietary connectors are usually patented. Same with recipes, adding the same ingredients in the same order are functional elements to creating the same dish. To create an emotional response is not a "function", a joke is no more protected than a song, poem, painting or any other non-functional work.

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    10. Re:"Recipes" are a handy analogue here by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Right, if you copy the joke word-for-word it's a violation. If you tell the joke in your own way, it's not. Why does this need to be so complicated?

      In the case of puns, you can't reword it[*] much without losing the joke. In those cases, it might be a pun-ishable violation.

      [*]: A good pun is its own reword.

    11. Re:"Recipes" are a handy analogue here by omnichad · · Score: 1

      But like recipes, there's no way you're going to copyright a joke. Not the structure and delivery - only the specific wording of one telling. That is OP's point.

    12. Re:"Recipes" are a handy analogue here by PPH · · Score: 1

      it might be a pun-ishable violation.

      Definitely an o-pun and shut case.

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    13. Re:"Recipes" are a handy analogue here by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      I can think of scenarios where recipes could be copyrighted; say, if they include a lot of flowery, descriptive language, or are written in a funny way, or they interpolate the author's personal anecdotes.

      A mere list of ingredients, however, absolutely cannot be copyrighted. And if you took the highly-descriptive recipe mentioned above, stripped out all the fancy language and just left the directions, that would probably not be considered a derivative work, either. It would still just be a list of ingredients and some steps to combine them, and thus not subject to copyright.

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    14. Re:"Recipes" are a handy analogue here by WrongMonkey · · Score: 1

      Songs are the closer analogue. The performance, the lyrics and any derivative works of a song can all be protected by copyright.

    15. Re:"Recipes" are a handy analogue here by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Could you copyright the names of the players in 'Who's on first'? Just as an example...

      A significant # of jokes are just plays on words. Those specific words could be copyrightable.

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    16. Re:"Recipes" are a handy analogue here by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Unless you're literally retelling the joke, you're probably making reference to the original joke in some sort of commentary/parody - which is protected as fair use.

    17. Re:"Recipes" are a handy analogue here by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      Specifically, a recipe (or its end result) is a composition of matter, which is patentable. You can look up patent applications for pies and see that the rejections have to be over prior art.

    18. Re:"Recipes" are a handy analogue here by omnichad · · Score: 1

      No confusion here - I already concluded that copyright is not going to happen, so I brought up the next protection in the arsenal. It's a more valid claim than copyright ever could be.

    19. Re:"Recipes" are a handy analogue here by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      You can look up patent applications for pies and see that the rejections have to be over prior tart.

      FTFY.

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    20. Re:"Recipes" are a handy analogue here by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      Well played, sir.

    21. Re:"Recipes" are a handy analogue here by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Jokes are not statments of facts

      They totally are. I'm an Englishman and I once went into a pub with an Irishman and a Scotsman.

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  11. It's all about money, And Conan is the master... by MindPrison · · Score: 1

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    Where Conan and his "staff" walked away with 45 Million dollars for "doing nothing". Just pure negotiations about a cancellation of a contract. And another 1.5million$ score: http://www.nydailynews.com/ent...

    And we could go on, Conan...he's in love with the money, and at best - a very mediocre comedian.

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  12. Ready-made outrage seeking a good cause by mi · · Score: 1

    Writer Alex Kaseburg has filed a lawsuit against TBS and Time Warner alleging that jokes recited on the Conan O'Brien show were stolen from his blog shortly after they were published.

    If the blog was, indeed, the source of some of the jokes aired by the show, Mr. Kaseburg was wronged and is entitled to damages.

    Will tyrannical politicians copyright critical jokes to oppress freedom of speech?

    This is bullshit. First of all, a "tyrannical politician" can usually oppress you directly — no need to have the critical joke played and replayed during the civil court proceedings and entered into public records.

    Second, parody and satire (especially against politician) are exempt from copyright laws to begin with...

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    1. Re:Ready-made outrage seeking a good cause by Wulf2k · · Score: 1

      "Mr. Kaseburg was wronged and is entitled to damages."

      Not saying I agree with ripping off jokes, but what damages has he suffered? How has he been harmed?

    2. Re:Ready-made outrage seeking a good cause by mi · · Score: 1

      Fewer people find his site funny — because they've heard (some of) the jokes before — and have not visited it as often as they would have otherwise. Accordingly, he lose some of the advertising revenue.

      Add to that the "moral anguish" and similar catch-all terms — both from being ripped off and from being suspected by at least some people, of being the plagiarist himself...

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    3. Re:Ready-made outrage seeking a good cause by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      If the blog was, indeed, the source of some of the jokes aired by the show, Mr. Kaseburg was wronged and is entitled to damages.

      Not necessarily. The judge has said he needs to prove "willful infringement" (a specific legal definition) to receive damages. This is likely because it would be impossible to assign a value to a single joke told within an hour-long comedy program, or to jokes that Kaseburg has published on his own blog without receiving any form of payment. The only damages he could possibly get would be statutory damages, where the court awards a somewhat-arbitrary amount, and that's why the "willful" part is necessary. It can be pretty hard to make a case for willful infringement, though. If Conan's writers did swipe the jokes, but did so under the assumption that they could do so because the jokes were not subject to copyright, that might be enough to spoil Kaseberg's case.

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    4. Re:Ready-made outrage seeking a good cause by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      Not saying I agree with ripping off jokes, but what damages has he suffered? How has he been harmed?

      Just off the top of my head: He has asserted his sole, exclusive right to use the jokes for any purpose, either now or later. Maybe he was planning to record an HBO special next month. He can't use the jokes for that purpose now, though, because Conan took them and distributed them on his much larger TV platform, effectively spoiling them. For that, Kaseberg would like the court to hit Conan where it hurts: the wallet. He can't prove any actual damages, but he can ask the court to give a financial slap on the wrist.

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    5. Re:Ready-made outrage seeking a good cause by mi · · Score: 1

      Second, parody and satire (especially against politician) are exempt from copyright laws to begin with...

      You made that up.

      did not...

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  13. Not sure about this... by Mike+Van+Pelt · · Score: 1

    I mean, what would this have meant for the career of Milton Berle?

    1. Re:Not sure about this... by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

      'Who's on first' was a vaudeville standard. Many comics were _pissed_ when Abbot and Costello did it on TV, making it 'theirs' forever.

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  14. I'm not so sure ? by King_TJ · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Unfortunately, though I can already imagine all sorts of bad scenarios that will come about from granting jokes copyright protections .... I'm not sure there's a strong argument to prevent the lawyers from hopping aboard this gravy train?

    A professional comedian is essentially paid to deliver jokes and skits that make an audience laugh. In most cases, this is done with memorized lines, scripted and honed over time. In many situations (like late night TV), the host doing a bit of stand-up comedy as part of the show is using jokes purchased from writers who make the material for them.

    So in that sense, yes - jokes have monetary value and it's customary to pay people to provide them for you.

    Obviously, the DELIVERY of the lines is also a part of what makes a comedian "good" (and worth paying to see). But the same could be said for musical performances. We still extend copyright protection to songs, despite the fact that individual artists bring something unique when they perform them.

    1. Re:I'm not so sure ? by Valacosa · · Score: 1

      >

      ... all sorts of bad scenarios that will come about from granting jokes copyright protections ...

      Imagine a politician copyrighting all the possible jokes which could be made at their expense. That would be quite chilling.

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    2. Re:I'm not so sure ? by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      Musicians pay to perform songs, usually a professional musician who performs for small audiences will join an organization like ASCAP to handle obtaining rights to music in order to legally perform.

      If jokes are copyright, then the same sorts of organizations that musicians have used over the last several decades may also be appropriate. That means comedians will have a slice of their income taken out by these somewhat bureaucratic organizations.

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    3. Re:I'm not so sure ? by Kierthos · · Score: 1

      I don't think we need to worry about that. There's an infinite supply of jokes to be made at the expense of politicians.

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    4. Re:I'm not so sure ? by guruevi · · Score: 1

      You extend copyright protection to songs, not necessarily to a short series of notes. I would think an 'act' is copyrighted in the same way, an individual joke may not be. Either way, you should be able to find numerous similar jokes in the public domain that relate to the subject at hand and demonstrate them to be prior art.

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  15. If someone would... by grumpyman · · Score: 1, Funny

    If someone would copyright the word "copyright", than we don't need to hear about this stuff anymore.

    1. Re:If someone would... by TheEden · · Score: 1

      Then you`ll have to pay every time you hear about this stuff.

  16. Let's copyright everything by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    Let's just crank it all the way up on this intellectual property stuff. Sue everyone, nobody makes any money, and everyone is afraid to even hum a tune while driving. Only then will average people actually give a shit about copyright, patent and trademark reform.

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    1. Re:Let's copyright everything by American+Patent+Guy · · Score: 1

      There are lots of exceptions for copyrights. No one is going to sue you for humming a tune, because the money they would recover would be unworthy of the effort. Your lack of knowledge of the law isn't a reason to dispose of it.

    2. Re:Let's copyright everything by American+Patent+Guy · · Score: 1

      A person would have to agree to have that on their phone, and carry it around with them (so they could be charged for humming a tune covered by copyright). No phone maker is going to make that mandatory, because no one would buy the phone. [Well, maybe if it was an iPhone. :-) ] Humming is also arguably a fair use of the music being repeated.

    3. Re:Let's copyright everything by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      If we have microphones in all our cars then sure, we could easily go after people for humming a tune. We have the technology to do this.

      I hope your lack of knowledge of rhetoric and hyperbole doesn't lead you into any embarrassing situations.

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    4. Re:Let's copyright everything by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      Agreement is implicit through a click through or shrink wrap license. If carriers required the app on phones because groups like the RIAA paid them to have it, then most people wouldn't have much choice. Most people in the US buy phones through their carrier, and the carrier can put just about any requirement on the manufactures before agreeing to sell those phones in their store.

      Individually we have very little control over what kind of monitoring goes on. And very little control over how corporations choose to harass you legally. It's very naive to think the free market will sort out an issue that few really care about.

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  17. Shitty Jokes by OverlordQ · · Score: 1

    If his twitter is any indication, I'm not sure what decent material there was to steal.

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  18. It's copyrighted the moment it's fixed. by American+Patent+Guy · · Score: 1

    Are jokes covered by copyrights? The answer is a resounding "yes", because they are "works of authorship" covered by the USC.

    Can you "copyright" one? That's nonsensical, because the rights begin the moment the joke is told or written down. The author of a joke doesn't need to apply anywhere to get copyrights.

    Did O'Brien infringe Mr. Kaseburg's copyrights? Well, perhaps, but proving that O'Brien got his material from Kaseburg might be difficult. Proving similarity isn't enough, because O'Brien could have come up with the jokes himself, or gotten permission from someone else that came up with the jokes. Kaseburg would have to prove the value of those jokes, which could be much less than his costs of prosecuting a law suit in federal court, even if he were awarded lawyer fees.

    1. Re:It's copyrighted the moment it's fixed. by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      Can you "copyright" one? That's nonsensical, because the rights begin the moment the joke is told or written down. The author of a joke doesn't need to apply anywhere to get copyrights.

      Some of the rights, yes. Not necessaily the right to sue for monetary damages.

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    2. Re:It's copyrighted the moment it's fixed. by American+Patent+Guy · · Score: 1

      That's like saying that you don't have a right to throw a misbehaving drunk out of your bar until he gets drunk and misbehaves. The right to throw drunks out of bars exists prior to the act, just as the right to enforce copyrights exists before infringement.

    3. Re:It's copyrighted the moment it's fixed. by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      If you tell a joke and it isn't recorded, then it isn't in a fixed form and is ineligible for copyright. If written down, it's copyrighted, assuming it's eligible. It may be considered too short, or unoriginal, or too tied with an idea, but that's a matter for courts to settle.

      Registering a copyright has some advantages. For example, it's possible to sue for statutory damages rather than actual damages. It would be hard to prove that someone telling your joke damages you, so you'd probably want to go for statutory damages.

      Of course, copyrighting individual jokes is expensive, and copyrighting a collection opens the door to a claim of fair use, assuming you can show that the joke was taken from you in the first place.

      Personally, it doesn't sound worth the bother to me.

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  19. With the current Admin anything's possible by rsilvergun · · Score: 2

    There's a major sea change going on to a much, much more pro-corporate environment. One of America's biggest products is IP so it's not surprising to see stronger copyright law. As our courts get stacked with more and more pro-corp appointees expect to see changes.

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    1. Re:With the current Admin anything's possible by bwd777 · · Score: 1

      Now that's funny!

  20. I would make a joke... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    But I offended the Beavis and Butthead crowd earlier today.

  21. Where do we draw the line? by jediborg · · Score: 1

    When will Americans come to their senses and realize this failed experiment that is 'copyright' and 'intellectual property' is a disaster? When at first it only regulated the printing of books, which required expensive equipment to produce, it KINDA made sense, mostly only to the big publishers but the regular people didn't care that much so the politicians made copyright a law. Now that it has logically been extended to all kinds of things, code, tv shows, movies, and now jokes, and the length of copyright is 150 years + the life of the author i think its becoming absurdly clear that Copyright law is at its very core a violation of the freedom of speech. It does not encourage innovation. It does not protect the jobs of artists or creators. It does nothing but put more money in the pockets of lawers and giant corporations with the money to buy, and legally maintain and defend, their copyrights.

    1. Re:Where do we draw the line? by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      When at first it only regulated the printing of books, which required expensive equipment to produce, it KINDA made sense

      I think you've got that a little backwards. Reproducing books was a lot more laborious (and therefore expensive) before the invention of the printing press. The invention of relatively easy mass reproduction is what gave rise to copyright.

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    2. Re:Where do we draw the line? by jediborg · · Score: 1

      so you are saying that from the very beginning copyright was all about protecting the rich from competition? *gasp* i am shocked!

    3. Re:Where do we draw the line? by bws111 · · Score: 1

      You are an idiot. Copyright exists to protect the author FROM the publishers. The publishers do not receive copyright protection. Your idiotic statement is basically 'now that it is easy to publish, there is no reason to protect the author from unauthorized publishing'. How does that make any sense? You might as well say 'back when the only way to kill someone was hand-to-hand, murder laws KINDA made sense, but now that anyone can shoot a gun there is no reason for those laws'.

    4. Re:Where do we draw the line? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Copyright used to be about protecting the publishers, not the author.

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    5. Re:Where do we draw the line? by bws111 · · Score: 1

      That was not copyright, it was licensing the press. Copyright has always been about the author.

  22. You copyright *expression*, not *ideas*. by hey! · · Score: 1

    A joke, as a verbal utterance, has to contain both an idea, and some form of expression of that idea. The idea is not copyrightable, but the expression certainly is *if it is sufficiently original*, which means it has to be long enough to be non-obvious.

    Take the joke, "I just flew in from Cleveland and boy are my arms tired," which was probably funny the first time it was ever used. The idea behind the joke is the confusion between two senses of the verb "to fly". This version joke is such a straightforward and minimal embodiment of that idea that it seems unlikely to me that it could be copyrighted.

    Verbal jokes on the other end of length and complexity scales, like the Abbott and Costello "Who's on first" routine seem very likely to me to be copyrightable.

    Likewise non-verbal embodiments of a gag may be copyrightable, such as a political cartoon or a physical slapstick. But individual expressive elements are likely too small to be copyrightable. For example if I depict the president as a baby in diapers -- that's been done before, but I'm on safe ground. But if I copy too much about how another cartoonist represents the president's character graphically then I've crossed a line, albeit a fuzzy one.

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  23. But... by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    ...what if they're NOT FUNNY?

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  24. Knock, knock by PPH · · Score: 3, Funny

    Who's ther.... [DMCA Takedown notice received]

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  25. Lol is this a south park troll? by burtosis · · Score: 1

    Because that episode was damn funny.

  26. Will this happen? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z

  27. Re:GNU by Rob+Riggs · · Score: 1

    Just imagine a set of jokes that require you to distribute their English counterpart every time you use it.

    It's even funnier in its native Scheme.

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  28. The Aristocats! by xbytor · · Score: 4, Insightful

    > Like "The Aristocats"? Seems eligible to me.

    Nope. The thing about the Aristocrats is that every comic does their own version. The arch of the joke and the last line is the only thing each version shares. The details are unique to the comic.

    1. Re:The Aristocats! by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 1

      It sounds like you're saying they're derived works of the original Aristocrats joke.

      If I make a video that starts out with a mouse named Mickey (or a crime fighter named Batman, or a mafia guy named Corleone) who happens to experience totally difference hijinx than he does in any Disney video, lawyers still say that's a derived work of their client's copyrighted work. And that's going to have a lot less in common with anything Disney, than what all Aristocrats jokes have in common.

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  29. Yes you can copyright a joke. by gurps_npc · · Score: 1

    Copyright protects any original idea. Which brings us to some limitations:

    1) You have to prove it is original. Good luck with that, most jokes are derivative. They have to be, because by nature they are short, and people have making jokes for thousands of years.

    2) You can't copyright the concept, i.e. the ingredients. Given the shortness of most jokes, that means that relatively minor changes can invalidate the copyright. Delivery alone might be sufficient.

    3) Parody is a clear exception, which can be very likely for a joke. Making fun of someone else telling a joke may be "Meta", but it can work.

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  30. Of course ... by Thanatiel · · Score: 1

    That's what the patent office is for.

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    1. Re:Of course ... by amoeba1911 · · Score: 1

      Patent, Trademark, Copyright are 3 very different things.

    2. Re:Of course ... by Thanatiel · · Score: 1

      This was meant as sarcasm. We just had news about Apple's new patents.
      But I know it does not translates properly in text, so I guess it's on me.

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  31. Guy walks into a bar by amoeba1911 · · Score: 1

    gets charged for felony copyright violation.

  32. Where IP law doesn't exist by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

    Have you noticed that there is no concept of intellectual property in Star Trek and Star Wars? One can argue that IP law is preventing us as a species from making huge technological leaps. Certainly tort law is stifling innovation and preventing Darwin from thinning the herd. Perhaps Shakespeare was right but I won't quote him here lest the estate want a license fee.

  33. can I copyright something *I* think is a joke? by porky_pig_jr · · Score: 1

    Say, the words "President Trump". Suppose I think it's a joke. Can I copyright it as a joke even if it's probably already copyrighted (but not as a joke)?

  34. Something the Judge Said Should Apply to Business by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1

    The judge said this: "[S]imilarities derived from the use of common ideas cannot be protected; otherwise, the first to come up with an idea will corner the market." This is in essence the problem with business process patents. It's why patenting a general idea is bad; like what most process patents are doing.

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  35. Funny or not ? by Archfeld · · Score: 1

    Does a joke have to be funny or is it just a string of words ? Who determines if it is funny or can you just get in trouble for saying a sentence or 2 that someone else used before you did ?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

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  36. Can you Copyright a Dictionary? by neoRUR · · Score: 1

    If you can copyright a dictionary then all derived works would also be copyrighted....?

  37. Why not? by unixisc · · Score: 1

    If you can copyright rounded corners, or particular chip designs or methods, what's so sacred about a joke that would prevent it from being copyrighted? I'd argue it should be easier to copyright art than copyright engineering

  38. Of course you can. by sabbede · · Score: 1
    You can copyright any original material you produce.

    But let's not forget that there's an exemption for use in parody.

  39. Conan O'Brien by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

    The real joke was if Conan stole jokes off of a web site, would anyone notice?
    For years the answer was no because nobody listened to Conan. Bound to catch up to him sooner or later.