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IBM is Telling Remote Workers To Get Back in the Office Or Leave (wsj.com)

For the last few years, IBM has built up a remote work program for its 380,000 employees. Now the Wall Street Journal reports that IBM is "quietly dismantling" this option, and has told its employees this week that they either need to work in the office or leave the company (Editor's note: the link could be paywalled; alternative source). From the report: IBM is giving thousands of its remote workers in the U.S. a choice this week: Abandon your home workspaces and relocate to a regional office -- or leave the company. The 105-year-old technology giant is quietly dismantling its popular decades-old remote work program to bring employees back into offices, a move it says will improve collaboration and accelerate the pace of work. The changes comes as IBM copes with 20 consecutive quarters of falling revenue and rising shareholder ire over Chief Executive Ginni Rometty's pay package. The company won't say how many of its 380,000 employees are affected by the policy change, which so far has been rolled out to its Watson division, software development, digital marketing, and design -- divisions that employ tens of thousands of workers. The shift is particularly surprising since the Armonk, N.Y., company has been among the business world's staunchest boosters of remote work, both for itself and its customers. IBM markets software and services for what it calls "the anytime, anywhere workforce," and its researchers have published numerous studies on the merits of remote work.

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  1. HA! SHIP IS SINKING! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rats fleeing BACK???

    1. Re:HA! SHIP IS SINKING! by cayenne8 · · Score: 5, Insightful
      It isn't the remote workers that are killing IBM's business.

      It is IBM's business and business MODEL that are killing IBM>

      In recent years, I had to work with one of their products they bought a couple years back.

      The original product, worked GREAT was small, efficient, and on Linux you had a GUI-less install that worked just fine. Easy to configure and just *worked*.

      Now..wind forward a couple years to now.

      NOW they have forced this great stand alone product, to work on WAS (Websphere Applicaton Server), and other layers of unnecessary applications and abstraction...and the fun thing is...NO ONE at IBM knows how the fuck all the parts and pieces actually work now.

      You put in a service request on the product in question...you get help to a point, then they say.. "Oh, that's a WAS problem" and send you there...they send you back saying it is an installer problem...etc, etc etc.

      I won't even get into the troubles that come with trying to traverse the cluster fuck that is their IBM Passport advantage, trying to find all the many part numbers that will actually make the *magic* combination of parts that will work together.

      They try to sell you to the service guys for this, who often...have problems figuring this out themselves.

      IBM is $$$$...bloated, too many groups within that cannot and do not talk to each other...THAT is why they suck.

      I remember the old saying:

      "No one ever got fired for hiring IBM".

      If I were a project manager today, if someone so much as got two of the three letters of IBM out of their mouth...I'd CAN that motherfucker in a heartbeat.

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    2. Re: HA! SHIP IS SINKING! by RobertHartshorn · · Score: 1

      Ha, this rant confirmed my heaviest set of concerns re IBM products and services. Refreshing. Thanks for sharing.

    3. Re: HA! SHIP IS SINKING! by dougdonovan · · Score: 1

      the ship has been sinking for 7 years.

    4. Re:HA! SHIP IS SINKING! by Thanatiel · · Score: 1

      Expensive and unreliable are the two first words that come to mind for IBM.
      I've got enough : I don't want to work with IBM products anymore either.

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    5. Re:HA! SHIP IS SINKING! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I have to be anonymous to reply to this -- after some years in IBM Professional Services I am now firmly convinced that what you describe IBM doing to a previously clean, working product -- adding unnecessary layers, fragmenting support, and generally making it a pain to get anything done, is part of the process. It's meant to drive customers to Professional Services, who have their own labs and their own documentation and direct access to Engineering. You buy the product from IBM. You buy support from IBM, and discover that it's not much better than any offshore support -- beyond "are you patched to the latest versions" and "is your firmware up to date" they're not a lot of use. If you also want the product to work, you have to hire someone from IBM Professional Services to do that part. And this will all seem natural and expected.

    6. Re:HA! SHIP IS SINKING! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IBM doesn't have "Professional Services." That was the name of a division of a company IBM bought.

      direct access to Engineering

      LOL

    7. Re:HA! SHIP IS SINKING! by Aighearach · · Score: 2

      Their products aren't what they used to be, what products they even have left, but their professional services are still the best in the industry.

      When people talk about IBM and services, that means professional services. When you're talking about IBM Passport Advantage that is end-user support for their enterprise software. That's the hand-holding that is included with the software product. That isn't what they're famous for. What they're famous for is their Professional Services; when you don't just license their software, you also hire their engineers to install it and help your engineers get everything perfect. When you're using Passport Advantage it means you don't even have engineers running it, you've got IT guys who can't read manuals very well. They were never known for providing that!

    8. Re: HA! SHIP IS SINKING! by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Uh...

      Most expensive, perhaps. And, maybe there are tiers, where they hide the good people in the back room...

      But from what I've seen, there is little to distinguish them from wipro.

      And that is why wipro is dominating global corporate IT services.

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    9. Re: HA! SHIP IS SINKING! by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Right, professional services is who the IT guys call when they can't figure it out. They employees you're paying to have look at your problem are engineers, not IT drones.

      Professional services, both people are engineers, the one calling for help and the one giving the help.

    10. Re:HA! SHIP IS SINKING! by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Their products aren't what they used to be, what products they even have left, but their professional services are still the best in the industry.

      I would have to disagree with you.....

      The "professional services" have been severely lacking too in last years in dealing with them.

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    11. Re:HA! SHIP IS SINKING! by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      The "professional services" have been severely lacking too in last years in dealing with them.

      I'd be lacking in the skills to assist you, too. WTF did you even say? Did you say they didn't offer to deal with your TPS reports last year, or did you mean something else?

      What environment variable is needed to get DB2 working on Crufty UNIX Flavor 7 version WTF is the same from one year to the next, so it probably wasn't that.

  2. The CEO's pay package is objectionable by fustakrakich · · Score: 5, Funny

    So, let's fuck with the regular employees. That'll fix it.

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    1. Re:The CEO's pay package is objectionable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mv /dev/ibm/current_job /dev/new_company/new_job

      I'm sure if a lot of remote workers have skills, they cannot be "threatened" like this anymore. Working by home is a benefit. Threaten benefits and many employees will just leave, especially if other companies provide those same benefits...

    2. Re:The CEO's pay package is objectionable by twh99 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's what IBM wants. This is a stealth layoff.

    3. Re:The CEO's pay package is objectionable by jaymemaurice · · Score: 1

      Queue the constructive dismissal lawsuit...

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    4. Re:The CEO's pay package is objectionable by mtmiller100 · · Score: 1

      Bingo

    5. Re:The CEO's pay package is objectionable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Done while shitting the bed for remote workers everywhere, including their customers.

    6. Re:The CEO's pay package is objectionable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A stealth layoff of some of the most productive people. That makes wonderful sense.

    7. Re:The CEO's pay package is objectionable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You been reading from the CEO playbook? /sarc

      I think you can find it on Amazon under the title "Simple Solutions for the Non-Thinker CEO in the 21st Century". All MBA's memorize this book.

    8. Re: The CEO's pay package is objectionable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Bingo! Yahoo was the first big player I saw do this. Honeywell (aka AlliedSignal) pulled this stunt in the last year. Now I see IBM is following suit. This is in fact designed to displace the marginal (on the fence, not crappy) employees in a stealth RIF under investor or regulatory capture.

    9. Re:The CEO's pay package is objectionable by Aighearach · · Score: 3, Funny

      Since when did IBM hire "regular employees?"

      If you're regular, don't even bother applying.

      You have to be exceptional, and also have pressed shirts.

      Real IBMers were still wearing their pressed shirts when working from home, and it isn't really that big a change for them to come back to the office.

    10. Re:The CEO's pay package is objectionable by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Constructive dismissal requires either a breach of contract, or else a hostile work environment.

      It is safe to say that IBM's contract covers this already. They do have HR staff, and lawyers, so this is obvious.

      If you manage to convince the Court that your being required to show up at the office creates a hostile work environment, that might not really play out the way you intend! You'd only be proving that their misconduct was in not firing you.

    11. Re:The CEO's pay package is objectionable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1: Hired on terms of working from home is acceptable
      2: Company changes policy to disallow this
      3: Case for constructive dismissal about as good as a 20% salary reduction (depending on commute time).

    12. Re: The CEO's pay package is objectionable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget HP, which screwed its most talented engineers by pulling the same stunt in a cheap attempt to keep up with Yahoo!'s bold move

    13. Re:The CEO's pay package is objectionable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, let's fuck with the regular employees. That'll fix it.

      Is it IBM that is saying this or is it TCS employees that are posing as IBM employees? Does IBM really even exist anymore? I doubt it and I am a former IBMer.

    14. Re:The CEO's pay package is objectionable by Cinnamon+Beige · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily--a remote worker doesn't have quite the same contact with the culture in the workplace. It is not my employers' fault for hiring me if I find that, as a remote worker, I am managing to be protected from the hostile work environment created by the in-house culture. It can also be that, well, what makes the difference is as simple as if your coworkers can see you: being a remote worker can be quite sufficient to prevent discrimination for some.

      I'd expect it to be easier to go for breach of contract, though, and I'd not assume that IBM's contract covers this already. You're assuming that the execs are listening to legal and their legal department is competent, and we've seen multiple cases where it is rather definitely not the case. Many times, what's actually being thought may be that it doesn't matter, nobody is going to dare take them to court anyway.

      Plus, if I'm signing a contract for a job were I am out to be a remote worker? I'm not signing the contract unless it is clear that this is the job that I am being hired for--and if the contract says my employer can insist on it, I'm going to want it explicit in the contract that they pay for my relocation costs & possibly also a raise to counterbalance the effective paycut. (I'm not talking just commute time, but also issues such as differences local cost of living. What's a good salary in one place can be practically nothing in another.)

    15. Re: The CEO's pay package is objectionable by cthulhu11 · · Score: 2

      I live where I do in part for family reasons -- a relocation package would be pointless. I work closely with a guy on the other coast. If my employer were to have an office anywhere near me, I'd go in there and be no closer to the other guy. This is the unspoken bullshit in their claims -- a distributed team in 20 homes is still distributed in 20 offices, or even 10. My previous employer happened to have a local office that two of those I had to work with went into. One was a mouse with minimal English skills. The other was a pompous tool with English not a lot better. There was no collaboration that was not electronic and the stentorian jackass made it impossible to work effectively. The office was a clear detriment to productivity. Many companies that allow telecommuting have a clause in their paperwork stating that it's at their pleasure, so unless someone has an explicit contract, lawsuits are unlikely.

    16. Re: The CEO's pay package is objectionable by Cinnamon+Beige · · Score: 2

      Well, if we're going to talk about my current job; their offices are in entirely in NYC. I'm not going to keep working with them if they decide for some reason I must work from their office, because NYC is expensive and they don't pay anywhere near enough to cover the cost of actually living in NYC. The point really would be to discourage them by upping the cost to them by making such a demand.

      I overall suspect that the theory that this is a stealthed layoff is right--especially since IBM has a track record of supporting remote workers as a model and copious evidence that it's quite effective. Plus, you're going to lose money if they all stick around and you have to find sufficient space to have that many more people in your offices without breaking laws. The fire marshal alone might get rather annoyed.

    17. Re:The CEO's pay package is objectionable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fuck Lawyers, they have the Nazgul

      do you all have such short memories?

    18. Re:The CEO's pay package is objectionable by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      If the workplace is hostile or not depending only on if you enter the door, then we've already identified the source of the hostility.

    19. Re:The CEO's pay package is objectionable by Cinnamon+Beige · · Score: 1

      If the workplace is hostile or not depending only on if you enter the door, then we've already identified the source of the hostility.

      Yes, it is interesting that people with good looks generally can get away rather easily with having horrible personalities, while somebody whose looks are...ah...distinct in undesirable ways can be the quite pleasant and considerate without people giving them much credit for it--and that people are going to judge personality a lot more accurately when they don't know that Mr Complete Jerkass has movie star looks & Ms Great Personality was not in fact kidding about what the limits are on facial reconstruction...

      (Yes, we've some pretty decent evidence that pretty people can get away with a lot more and visa versa. Some have been repeated mostly to try to get people aware that no, really, looks count for a lot.)

    20. Re:The CEO's pay package is objectionable by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      So we've established already that the workplace is hostile depending solely on if you walk in the door, and now you're starting to judge people's looks and call people names. I'm thinking it gets more hostile per minute that you're on-site.

    21. Re:The CEO's pay package is objectionable by Cinnamon+Beige · · Score: 1

      I'm not talking about my workplace, though I'm starting to suspect I am describing your workplace and the problems caused by you walking in.

      Since apparently you need a bit of help: Remote workers' coworkers do not necessarily know what those remote workers even look like, which means that you have the potential ability to have them judge you purely by your personality and your work--and do so more fairly than you could expect them to do if they knew, for example, that you are a woman. This does, however, make being a remote worker not so good for those whose personalities and/or skills are not good.

      You're on /. and I can tell that you have been here for significantly longer than I have been. (Only 5 digits compared to my 7!) It feels really, really strange to be telling somebody I presume has been on the internet for much longer than I've been that people hide their sex/race online for reasons...

  3. It Will Change Nothing by segedunum · · Score: 2

    IBM can come up with as many pointless management changes as they like, but it won't alter the fact that this is a sinking company that does very, very, very little that is of any real use to anyone. Most of IBM's so-called activity is totally pointless and they've had a succession of clueless CEOs on exorbitant paypackets, none more so than the current brainless moron at the helm.

    1. Re:It Will Change Nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      fuck you guy watson will find me all kinds of tax breaks in three years once it has enough of my data because handrblock said i am a pioneer of the future and also i was in a mall and watson was in a kiosk talking to childrens

      ibm is in a very good place right now since they are the forerunners of ai and defeated a man at chess competition

    2. Re:It Will Change Nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sinking company with a valuation of $143 Billion, up from $110 Billion at this point last year. Yeah, that is sinking...

    3. Re: It Will Change Nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IBM applies for a ridiculous amount of patents every year. Most people don't understand IBMs business model.

    4. Re: It Will Change Nothing by mtmiller100 · · Score: 1

      I don't understand their business model, but am curious to learn. Can you explain it?

    5. Re: It Will Change Nothing by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      I think he was saying it was something like:

      1. File ridiculous number of patents
      2. ????
      3. Profit!

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    6. Re:It Will Change Nothing by tomhath · · Score: 1

      Four years ago their market cap was $240 Billion. Yeah, that is sinking...

    7. Re: It Will Change Nothing by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      R&D -> licensing -> profit

      Top R&D engineers -> trust -> professional services -> profit

      Already using IBM professional services -> easy to integrate IBM software -> licensing -> profit

      They used to make a lot of computer hardware as a fourth leg, but when most of it became commoditized they sold most of it off and rolled the rest into services and licensing; you can't buy a laptop from them, but they'll happily design you a custom supercomputer.

    8. Re:It Will Change Nothing by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      That's misleading and you know it.

      That was a short term peak, they're still above their long-term average, they're still above where they were during the ".com boom" or any other period. They had a peak in the `10-15 years because tech generally was experiencing a lot of uncertainty and IBM was a safe haven.

      A company that is in decline should have some sort of real shrinkage, not just have consistent growth combined with a short-term market capitalization increase and correction.

    9. Re:It Will Change Nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought it would be great if AI makes grammatical mistakes to make it seen more "human".

  4. Big Company Moves by MangoCats · · Score: 5, Insightful

    IBM, a giant corporation with big financial challenges, is addressing their labor cost issues by issuing a blanket proclamation that will remove mostly older, higher salaried employees from their workforce while simultaneously retaining and hiring in more younger, cheaper employees in the urban tech centers where their few remaining offices are located.

    Expect the policy to continue until they start to hurt from the lack of experienced people to execute the little actual work that gets done in the corporation.

    1. Re:Big Company Moves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed, nothing new here. IBM has done similar shenanigans before.

    2. Re:Big Company Moves by Kjella · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Expect the policy to continue until they start to hurt from the lack of experienced people to execute the little actual work that gets done in the corporation.

      I suspect that if they don't see the value of teleworkers they'll hurt a lot faster from the "invisible" work that just went missing. I mean you have your written duties, the big stuff that they mostly know about.. but then you have all those little things where something this is wrong/missing/not updated and eventually it turns out Bob used to do that but Bob's not around anymore.

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    3. Re:Big Company Moves by guruevi · · Score: 1

      IBM hasn't done anything important in quite a few decades. They're simply maintaining large amounts of software they primarily purchased from others and then branding it IBM. SPSS hasn't changed since they purchased it yet they still want thousands of dollars in licensing every year.

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    4. Re:Big Company Moves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't get your logic that this move will impact older workers more, just because young == urban and old (presumably) != urban. I think older workers are actually -more- willing to work in offices because that was the status quo most of their lives. Younger workers are more likely to expect (and if they're talented enough, demand) telecommuting as a 21st century birthright.

    5. Re:Big Company Moves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you write like an idiot. Which is often mistaken for being young.

    6. Re: Big Company Moves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What, you mean using spelling and whole words and stuff?

    7. Re: Big Company Moves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I slack off way more in plain sight at the office than I ever have working from home

    8. Re:Big Company Moves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IBM hasn't done anything important in quite a few decades

      Few have. Innovation is all but dead. Like movies everything is a rehash of a reboot (if you have a good enough memory of the first time around). There are no more heady days of the PC and cell phone, medical tech is boring and irrelevant to most. Nanotech was supposed to be the next big thing(tm), but I haven't seen much of it. We were supposed to have re-configurable physical items by now. Greygoo is not on the horizon.

    9. Re:Big Company Moves by ArchieBunker · · Score: 1

      Their mainframe division is quite impressive and still cranking out new machines.

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    10. Re:Big Company Moves by operagost · · Score: 1

      Hey, it worked really well for Yahoo.

      Is there any way we can put competent females in charge of these companies? These buffoons are giving fuel to the misogynists.

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    11. Re:Big Company Moves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hush. You're using a language foreign to him.

    12. Re: Big Company Moves by crunchygranola · · Score: 1

      A very common thing. You get points just for showing up in the office.

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    13. Re:Big Company Moves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hear Carly Fiorina is available.

    14. Re: Big Company Moves by guruevi · · Score: 1

      Anything that's not Intel? If I can buy the same hardware from SuperMicro, you're not really innovative.

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    15. Re: Big Company Moves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But many of IBMs older workers are already displaced. IBM shuttered and rearranged offices with a vengeance the last decade. They are only onboard because they were allowed to work from home after IBM moved their group 1000 miles away. If I'm pushing 50 why am I going to give up my almost paid for house in a quiet suburb to move to a ridiculous overpriced trendy market? It's not just inconvenient, it's hundreds of thousands of dollars of financial setbacks when you're already past "peak earnings".

    16. Re: Big Company Moves by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      What, you mean using spelling and whole words and stuff?

      Yes, I think that's what he meant. And expressing complete thoughts.

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    17. Re: Big Company Moves by ArchieBunker · · Score: 1

      All of the mainframe and AS/400 machines are POWER based. Do some reading up.

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    18. Re: Big Company Moves by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      Well the mainframe uses its own architecture. It is based on the POWER CPU design but AFAIK it isn't the same thing. You are correct about AS/400.

  5. Frotty tops by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

    Call me back to the office once, shame on you.

    Call me back to the office twice, shame on msmanishHD.

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  6. Doesn't make money sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Revenue's down, so they want to increase expenses too? I don't get it.

    1. Re:Doesn't make money sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's a stealth layoff. They are betting that a good number of the remote employees will be unwilling to relocate, and quit. But if enough of them do actually come to the offices, then there will be another round of layoffs in the near future.

    2. Re:Doesn't make money sense by green1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      When you don't know how to manage your workers, you do it the easy way by watching the punch-clock. It does absolutely nothing to help your company, but it's easy, and it makes the boss feel good.

    3. Re:Doesn't make money sense by Sydin · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It's not just a stealth layoff, it's stealth ageism. I'd wager that much of IBM's older, higher salaried workforce is participating in the remote program, while the workers who are already in the urban centers around the offices or are willing to uproot their lives to move to one are younger and cheaper.

    4. Re:Doesn't make money sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As an older worker, I'm extremely offended that you would assume I'm unwilling to comply with job requirements and move if necessary to retain a job I am good at and I love. That is extremely discriminatory.

    5. Re:Doesn't make money sense by David_Hart · · Score: 4, Interesting

      As an older worker, I'm extremely offended that you would assume I'm unwilling to comply with job requirements and move if necessary to retain a job I am good at and I love. That is extremely discriminatory.

      It's not specifically age related. Age is being used as a catchall for people in the age range where they have a family and kids. If your kids are in a good school with lots of friends in a nice community are you going to move or look for another job?

      Working in the nearest city may require uprooting the whole family and moving to an area with higher housing prices, etc. People have done it. Most prefer not to if they can help it, at least until the kids are old enough to be in college, etc.

    6. Re:Doesn't make money sense by helsinki92 · · Score: 1

      Not just a family and kids but a mortgage also.

    7. Re:Doesn't make money sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      Exactly. HP did the same thing 2-3 years ago. They wanted to get headcount down. They offered an early retirement, but not enough people took it because the package wasn't great. So then they changed the work-from-home policy which had been in place for years and insisted everybody had to go back to an office. Problem was they had eliminated lots of offices as a previous cost-cutting measure, so many employees had no office anywhere near their home. HP said no exceptions - drive to an office, even if it's hours each way, or be fired for non-compliance with company policy. Doesn't matter if you quit or get fired, they don't have to pay you early retirement or severance either way, so it's a great way to reduce headcount without costing them any money.

    8. Re:Doesn't make money sense by Ryanrule · · Score: 1

      yeah its the opposite, the older generation are the ones who judge how much work you do by you sitting in your seat all day.

    9. Re:Doesn't make money sense by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      It's not just a stealth layoff, it's stealth ageism. I'd wager that much of IBM's older, higher salaried workforce is participating in the remote program, while the workers who are already in the urban centers around the offices or are willing to uproot their lives to move to one are younger and cheaper.

      That's bizarre. It's the older workers who appreciate most the face-to-face interactions.

    10. Re:Doesn't make money sense by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      As an older worker, I'm extremely offended that you would assume I'm unwilling to comply with job requirements and move if necessary to retain a job I am good at and I love. That is extremely discriminatory.

      It's more that younger workers have fewer ties to the place where they currently live. They may be unmarried, they may be totally career-motivated, they're unlikely to have kids. Older workers CAN move if absolutely necessary, but they may be unwilling to bother. But there are other factors as well.

      Factors on the side of older workers be more willing to move:
      *) Older workers have more money. Moving can be expensive.
      *) Older workers might be more concerned about being -able- to find a new job, so they might stick with what they have.
      *) Older workers might have more ties to their jobs, IE, responsibility, management positions, etc, so they might not be interested in starting over on a new one.
      *) Older workers might value face-to-face contact more.

    11. Re:Doesn't make money sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what you are saying is that H1B jobs are safe and some will be handed promotions after they are trained by the "old guys".

    12. Re:Doesn't make money sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's interesting -- a former boss once remarked that what he looks for in a prospective employee is a mortgage, and maybe a little over-extended on his credit. These being indicators that the employee will work longer hours, take fewer chances, and has more to lose by jumping ship.

      Having kids also fits into that category.

      But ageism is out there -- the last time I got caught in a massive layoff, the median age was 59. There was talk of a class action, but even though age is a protected class, proceedings would have dragged out probably 2 - 3 years with only a 50-50 chance (according to the lawyers) of winning. The employees' hearts weren't in it.

    13. Re:Doesn't make money sense by parkinglot777 · · Score: 1

      It's not just a stealth layoff, it's stealth ageism. I'd wager that much of IBM's older, higher salaried workforce is participating in the remote program, while the workers who are already in the urban centers around the offices or are willing to uproot their lives to move to one are younger and cheaper.

      I kept thinking about this and I am not so sure that the policy would be successful in cutting older/higher salaries people. If those people are in their 50s or 60s, they are too young to be retired. They would have to put up for some times. They know that getting a new job would be limited in the field for their age. Yes, some of them (low percentage) may be very good and could find a job later on, but most of them, I doubt, can do that. Putting up with move, and then try to find something else along the way would be a better choice (and that meant the new policy isn't effective because looking for a new job while working can take a long time).

      If they are a couple years away from their retirement, it could be even less effective to cut these people off. Early retirement may not give as good life as they expect. Logically, these people would just put up a couple more years, so that they could be retired and enjoy lives as expected.

      The only people they might have cut down actually are younger people in my opinion. They may not be able to afford the move, but they could use the IBM name in their resume to find a new job in their area. Only those who like adventure may want to move with the job. If they are married and have a family, then it could become more difficult to move.

      That's why I'm not really sure that the policy will weed out older/higher pay but rather the opposite...

    14. Re: Doesn't make money sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, because being 45-50 and buying into an overpriced trendy housing market is going to help your finances. It's not like IBM is passing out raises and promotions (or even moving expenses) for these moves, it's equal-pay (or less) consolidation. And when you finally get there you're chances of being laid off in five years are pushing 100%.

    15. Re:Doesn't make money sense by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      If you're settled down and not near the office, you're also not a longterm employee.

      It is funny watching people write crazy things to satisfy their bias. I think remote workers are good too, but it doesn't mean it is advantageous to every company in every way, or that companies who don't like it are somehow discriminating. Sheesh.

    16. Re: Doesn't make money sense by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      These days, if you've worked for the same IT company for more than a handful of years, you're a long term employee...

      Not sure where you get the idea that being remote in another town doesn't make you long term by default?

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    17. Re: Doesn't make money sense by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Since when does a company like IBM that has many times more applicants than positions care about "these days?"

      "These days" lots of people still don't care what some kids have to say about it.

      If you assume that IBM has an average career length of a handful of years, that's entirely your own problem.

  7. Deja Vu? by DickBreath · · Score: 2

    Wasn't this information recently on Slashdot?

    Not that redundancy can't be a good thing. But saving time is also good.

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    1. Re:Deja Vu? by thegreatbob · · Score: 1
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    2. Re:Deja Vu? by CustomSolvers2 · · Score: 1

      If I recall it right, this is the third time. There was a first article about IBM planning to stop using remote work and, a short while later, another one about IBM saying that remote-work was OK for everyone except for them.

      It is kind of curious that such a CEO-ish issue (I mean: abstract decision with a huge impact on the company made by a group of individuals with no actual experience/knowledge, advised by other individuals with a bit of experience/knowledge, who will probably not be held accountable for the eventual consequences of their "decisions") gets so much attention in a site like Slashdot.

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  8. Soft Layoff by netsavior · · Score: 5, Insightful

    the "soft layoff" is a coward ceo's last line of defense to "rightsize costs"

    As if all the brains hadn't bled away from big blue a generation ago... Anyone left with the ability to work at an actual productive job will quit rather than move.

  9. Umm, Okay by rholtzjr · · Score: 1

    I quit!

    1. Re:Umm, Okay by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      IBM says "thank you!" That's probably what they are after.

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    2. Re:Umm, Okay by rholtzjr · · Score: 1

      I know.

    3. Re:Umm, Okay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know: this way, they won't have to follow through with Don't forget to turn off the lights on your way out

  10. Telecommuting by another name. by jedidiah · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Utter nonsense. None of these types of operations are centralized enough for this to matter. Even if you go into an IBM run facility, your entire team will be spread to the four corners of the earth. Even if you work with people in the same building, those people will be nowhere near you.

    Working in large corporate outfits like this is still effectively telecommuting even if you have to drive into one of their offices.

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    1. Re: Telecommuting by another name. by nitehawk214 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      This is merely a soft layoff. Force people to quit by making their jobs insufferable. I'm sure they figure the older, more highly paid, employees will go first.

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    2. Re: Telecommuting by another name. by edtice1559 · · Score: 1

      Well the people most able to find new jobs will go. Many of them will be older and more experience. Some older workers whose skills are not up to date will come into the office until they get laid off in order to get their severance package.

    3. Re: Telecommuting by another name. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Morons like you define "skills" as "which blogs you read" don't you.

    4. Re: Telecommuting by another name. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Buy an RV and live next to work like a lot of my coworkers. Rent out the house for extra income like a lot of my coworkers.

  11. Office space by petes_PoV · · Score: 4, Interesting
    When I worked for IBM in the early 90s, we were often required to work from home as the company simply did not have enough desks and facilities to provide for all its staff. After that came a project to "hot desk" people, but that was unpopular and did not achieve any real savings or benefits.

    I presume that they have since realised that there are, in fact, real benefits to having a full team in a single location. And now that they have sacked so many staff, they now have the free space to actually implement the most sensible and efficient (for the company, not the employees) way of getting the most out of their people.

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    1. Re:Office space by jedidiah · · Score: 2

      Except the last time I saw them try this it was a disaster. They chose some out of the way location where no good talent would re-locate to. This client came back to our group after this disaster and after all of the legacy employees with all of the tribal knowledge had been laid off.

      They would have to shuffle all of their teams in order to implement anything like this.

      Not convinced it would actually benefit IBM in the slightest. Although I am sure they think differently.

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    2. Re: Office space by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      Have you seen a big cubefarm? The chances of two people on the same team being within a few hundred feet of each other are remote.

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    3. Re:Office space by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 4, Informative

      I presume that they have since realised that there are, in fact, real benefits to having a full team in a single location.

      You would think wrong. This mandate started in the second half of last year, and there has been no attempt to move teams that work in different IBM locations together -- or, for that matter, to implement any environment changes that might make having a team all be in the same location useful.

      This is 100% about reducing head count.

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    4. Re:Office space by avandesande · · Score: 2

      If you look at the value of of IBM I highly question that anything of 'real benefit' has been done by management in a long time.

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    5. Re: Office space by David_Hart · · Score: 1

      Have you seen a big cubefarm? The chances of two people on the same team being within a few hundred feet of each other are remote.

      It depends on whether the cube farm is set up as flex space or not. A lot of companies are going to unassigned seating with lockers or rollerbags to put your stuff away at night or take it with you. When you arrive in the morning you select an open space. In this type of environment you can sit next to team members through a little bit of coordination, seat saving (i.e. like saving a seat at the movie theater for a friend), or just sitting in the same area every day.

    6. Re:Office space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong. It's just a layoff without calling it a layoff.

    7. Re: Office space by Robert+Goatse · · Score: 1

      Sounds freakin' great! LMFAO Maybe a fresh graduate wouldn't mind the unassigned seating, but anyone with half a brain would run for the hills. Lockers? BWHAHAHA, what is this, Walmart?

    8. Re: Office space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neat. So after you've whittled your employee base down with the no more work from home directive, the survivors are always packed up and ready to fire en mass with great efficiency and no "clean out your office" drama.

    9. Re:Office space by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      If you feel your cheeks burning it must mean you finally clicked over on that "max" tab and looked at their current value compared to during the .com boom or any other age.

    10. Re:Office space by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Although I am sure they think differently.

      That's Apple, not IBM

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    11. Re: Office space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. You know, the type of people I used to see in computing, myself included, were the type that _hated_ the anxiety of random seating. But that was back when computing was about getting shit done. Now, I see a lot more of the social/talker people that don't mind the helter skelter but don't get much done either. Upside is that IBM and those like them will just sink faster.

    12. Re: Office space by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that would make me insane. I need to have a "home base" at the office where my stuff can go, and can stay overnight so I don't have to pack up my office and leave at the end of the day.

      Must make getting fired easy, all the employee's shit is already packed up.

      I do have a friend that works as a consultant that works like this. That actually makes sense since he spends a lot of his time working at the client's office, so his company does not need seating for every single employee. Still, with the amount he does work int he flex space, I would find it annoying.

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  12. What about all the overseas workers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have been interviewing a lot of folks from IBM lately and their work is getting outsourced to India and other countries that provide dirt cheap and mostly unqualified labor. And to boot these folks have to train their foreign replacements. This bringing folks back to the office is a move by IBM to get a lot of people to quit voluntarily. And they will and it will be their best and brightest, who will move on to the Google's and Amazon's of the world only to make those companies even stronger.

  13. That's not surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The shift is particularly surprising because ... its researchers have published numerous studies on the merits of remote work."

    I've always found that consultants say what their customers want to hear. Or maybe it's that their customers pay to hear what they want to hear. So, of course they have been endorsing working from home.

  14. Hollowing out IBM to prop up stock price by LesserWeevil · · Score: 1

    The hollowing out of IBM will continue until the C-suite suits cash in immediately prior to bankruptcy. If this sounds harsh, look at IBM's track record over the past 5 years - as their stock price has risen, customer and employee NPS has plummeted.

    1. Re:Hollowing out IBM to prop up stock price by LesserWeevil · · Score: 1
  15. Forced resignations by dmaul99 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is a good way to get rid of your lifer employees who've settled down into family life and are just coasting, relying on labor laws and the hefty cost of severance to keep their jobs. Call in to a meeting after dropping off the kids here, respond to some emails after picking up the kids there, everything off at 5. Meanwhile you have the productive employees at the office that come to kind of ignore and not expect anything from the wfh crowd. I've been a contractor at several large companies (cisco, yahoo, oracle) and I've seen it. Yes yes you have your rock star wfh employee here and there. But for the most part, the wfh folks might as well not even be on the team you wouldn't notice and everybody resents them because they make more money than them and don't have to come in and they don't do anything. So this sort of policy shift is a good way of getting rid of dead weight without having to pay severance because there's no way a remote coaster can convert to productive office monkey and they know it.

    1. Re:Forced resignations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know where that "without having to pay severance" thing comes from.
      If things actually worked that way, companies would never have to pay severance but instead relocate all the people they want to get rid of to Syria (some IS controlled are preferably), because who would move there?
      Companies can't just relocate you, if you refuse (instead of resigning) they will have to dismiss you the usual way.

    2. Re:Forced resignations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "contractor" = disposable, low quality labor, but cheap

    3. Re:Forced resignations by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      I had a sister-in-law who got bought out after a lifetime at IBM and got rehired as a consultant after the dot com bust. She made more money as a consultant than she did as a regular employee for the same kind of work. She took another buyout and retired ten years later.

    4. Re:Forced resignations by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      "contractor" = disposable, low quality labor, but cheap

      I sometimes made more money than regular employees because I was brought in to do a short-term contract. Those 2% raises don't add up over time.

    5. Re:Forced resignations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I sometimes made more

      Did "sometimes" outweigh a steady income where you don't have to worry about landing clients back to back?

    6. Re:Forced resignations by mbkennel · · Score: 1

      It's a lousy way to get rid of employees who are just coasting, because it doesn't do that and it pisses off the people who are left and demonstrates that the top leadership are incompetent assholes.

      If you want to get rid of employees who are "just coasting", figure out who they are and especially who they aren't, and lay them off, and pay their ****ing severance, and think about who you want to keep and what you want to do with them.

      It's Pirate Ship Captaincy 101: Employees will work well for nice management, or asshole management who are successful and will bring (some of) them along. Incompetent assholes on the top breed demotivated incompetence or asshole incompetence on the bottom.

    7. Re:Forced resignations by edtice1559 · · Score: 1

      The remote coasters will transition to being office coasters. Then you sill have to fire them or lay them off. The top remote employees will have no trouble in the job market. I don't think that they will just revolt and quit. But if their life is going to be uprooted anyway, they might as well see if there are better offers out there.

    8. Re:Forced resignations by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Did "sometimes" outweigh a steady income where you don't have to worry about landing clients back to back?

      Whenever recruiters and hiring managers ask me why I don't want a "permanent" position, I ask them why the position they're offering isn't "permanent"? I've never got a straight answer on that.

    9. Re:Forced resignations by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      relying on labor laws and the hefty cost of severance to keep their jobs

      I think you're about 4 decades behind current labor practices.

    10. Re:Forced resignations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Way to insult most people that work remotely. Go fuck your hat.

      For many jobs, especially in IT, there is exactly zero benefit in having salaried employees come into an office. I, like many of my coworkers, often work remotely and I am just at productive from home or the coffee shop than I am at my desk. When things are really busy, I am more productive at home because I don't have people stopping to talk to me about things that are not related to my duties.

    11. Re:Forced resignations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find myself totally compelled to believe your assessment about work from home employees. Nothing in your post suggests any sort of resentment or jealousy that might serve as motivation to misrepresent your work experiences with such colleagues.

    12. Re:Forced resignations by wyHunter · · Score: 1

      I don't know, I see a lot of folks in offices for whom a workday is 'surf the web and BS while pretending to work' And I know folks who wfh who do a lot.

    13. Re:Forced resignations by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      I don't know where that "without having to pay severance" thing comes from.

      It comes from Europeans who want to lecture everybody about how little they know about the American workplace.

      Europeans presume that because in most of Europe it is mandatory unless you have an excuse. Severance in the US is usually an optional thing that an employer does in rare cases to keep former employees happy/quiet. Sometimes it is part of a contract, in which case it just gets paid. It isn't a thing to include it in the contract and then try to use gimmicks to avoid paying it. Companies that include it in the contract just pay it out. So there is motivation to try to use a gimmick. In the US those companies just wouldn't offer it in the first place. Most American workers do not have any guaranteed severance at all, none, zero, zilch.

      The similar gimmicks in the US come in the form of trying to avoid having to pay for employees who are claiming "unemployment insurance" after getting laid off. But that is for low-paid jobs; for high paid jobs like most of the ones at IBM the unemployment insurance would be at the cap, and it would be far less than the employee was making from their job. Not only that, but higher paid workers are more sensitive to worker rights issues; they can and do demand better treatment. There is no benefit there. Whereas when it is a unskilled wage earner, there is always another one to take their place and so if a business tries to nickel and dime those people it might not even hurt their hiring.

    14. Re:Forced resignations by bmo · · Score: 1

      Meanwhile you have the productive employees at the office

      Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.

      Ha.

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    15. Re:Forced resignations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean like during the last decade where inflation has been practically negative?

    16. Re:Forced resignations by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      You mean like during the last decade where inflation has been practically negative?

      Last 20+ years.

    17. Re:Forced resignations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If inflation has been at or close to 0, then a 2% raise each year *does* represent a real, and sizable, increase, year over year.

      So what you're saying is, despite your claim that 2% raises don't add up over time, inflation numbers suggest that the 2% raises HAVE added up over time, increasing the actual value of their salaries faster than inflation has eroded them?

      Cripes, it's like you don't even realize when you're being called a fucking idiot, creimer.

    18. Re:Forced resignations by knorthern+knight · · Score: 1

      You mean like during the last decade where ***REPORTED*** inflation has been practically negative?

      FTFY

      See http://www.shadowstats.com/alt... for more realistic numbers. My 1974 Ford Maverick, 302 V8 and automatic transmission, was approximately $4070 CDN, sales-tax included. The 2017 Ford Focus is approx $14,400 CDN, before taxes. Public transit has also risen. http://globalnews.ca/news/2359... "From 3 cents to $3.25: a brief history of TTC fare hikes". And of course, house prices are going nuts.

      But Canadian inflation is reported as being approx 2% http://www.inflation.eu/inflat...

      Electronic toys have been worked into the stats to get low numbers. 10 years ago, I got a 50-inch "HDTV" (1366x768). Now, a 55-inch 4K UHD LED TV can be had for $450. This is "deflationary". The same governments that monkey the numbers to report low inflation rates are also monkeying the numbers to report tons of "global warming". I don't trust any numbers from governments.

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    19. Re:Forced resignations by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is, despite your claim that 2% raises don't add up over time, inflation numbers suggest that the 2% raises HAVE added up over time, increasing the actual value of their salaries faster than inflation has eroded them?

      Please educate yourself.

      But after adjusting for inflation, today's average hourly wage has just about the same purchasing power as it did in 1979, following a long slide in the 1980s and early 1990s and bumpy, inconsistent growth since then. In fact, in real terms the average wage peaked more than 40 years ago: The $4.03-an-hour rate recorded in January 1973 has the same purchasing power as $22.41 would today.

      http://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2014/10/09/for-most-workers-real-wages-have-barely-budged-for-decades/

    20. Re:Forced resignations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am sure you do. Problem is those employees are not on slashdot spewing uneducated retard-garbage or about how awesome their shitty life is, calling everyone here names, and diluting the discussion with crap spam. They realize this site is not one for their social class, level of education, and job, so they don't belong in discussions they have no qualifications to have.

      You on the other hand invite yourself to a place no one wants you.

    21. Re: Forced resignations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What clover fantasy land are you living in? Real cost of living has been rising >10% per year for the least decade or so.

    22. Re: Forced resignations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I smell a Progressive elitist!

  16. Radical idea to improve the company!! by higuita · · Score: 1

    I have a radical idea to improve the company!! maybe stop selling everything you have to become a simple "government and big company" service provider (where you repack mostly open source tools with some in house tools)

    yes, those pay big money, but those are only choosing IBM because of the name. New guys, companies, tech people now that IBM is expensive and do not have anything new to offer and bypass then and use open source directly without paying a fortune!

    IBM have so many patents each year , yet IBM stopped producing anything... just start using the patents to improve the hardware, sell things that even the smaller companies want, sell things that even the end user wants

    if you are a service company, you are just one more, that can be replaced in no time

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    1. Re:Radical idea to improve the company!! by Gavagai80 · · Score: 1

      Make things with patents? Don't be silly. The most profitable, wildly successful IBM business strategy is patent trolling. They get the revenue of other companies that make stuff, without doing any of the work -- a sweet deal.

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    2. Re:Radical idea to improve the company!! by higuita · · Score: 1

      yep, but by going via that road they will be a useless company and the once top high-tech shares will be downgraded to trash shares by each year doing nothing useful ... exactly what is happening already

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  17. An Old Technique Made New Again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ah the old Kavorkian layoff technique. Gets rid of the older expensive employees the easy way.

  18. Not quite a dupe, but... by thegreatbob · · Score: 1

    I guess someone just wants this to stay in the news churn. Probably for the best, big companies deserve most everything they get when they pull employee/consumer-hostile moves:

    https://tech.slashdot.org/stor...
    https://news.slashdot.org/stor...

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  19. Why are woman tech CEOs incompetent? by thadtheman · · Score: 2

    Bil Gates and larry Ellison may be tools but they were "good" CEOs. As was Steve Jobs 2.0 ( 1.0 not so much, there was a reason he was fired ). So why are the women we hear about, Fiorina, Meyer, Rommety Whitman... all incompetent.

    1. Re:Why are woman tech CEOs incompetent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because "diversity". They are hired because they are women and it's fashionable to place women in position of power currently. They didn't get their positions due to being competent, they just got them because they are self-confident and have vaginas.

      This is not to say there can't be any good female CEOs. But you need to evaluate the candidates on merit alone, disregarding gender. Reverse sexism will hurt your company even more than plain old sexism.

    2. Re:Why are woman tech CEOs incompetent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't Meyer do this just before she all but admitted she had no idea what she was doing and had the company sold?

    3. Re:Why are woman tech CEOs incompetent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are not allowed to be aware of things in this manner. Because you did notice this pattern you must be sexist.

      You are also right however.

      Sexist pig.

    4. Re:Why are woman tech CEOs incompetent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because those are the ones who are more interested in publicity. You don't hear so much about Mary Barra, Indra Nooyi, Ana Botin, Irene Rosenfeld, etc. because they just buckle down and do their jobs right rather than making a big show of it.

    5. Re:Why are woman tech CEOs incompetent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bil Gates and larry Ellison may be tools but they were "good" CEOs. As was Steve Jobs 2.0 ( 1.0 not so much, there was a reason he was fired ). So why are the women we hear about, Fiorina, Meyer, Rommety Whitman... all incompetent.

      Also https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

  20. It's been going on for a while by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First they encouraged you to work from home while they covered costs like phone, internet, supplies.
    Then they cut that support.
    Then multiple times they have asked to move back (at my own expense) or look for other work.

    I've been useful enough to get exceptions.

    Will see how long that lasts. I know it won't last forever.

  21. Worked Well For Yahoo, So Why Not For IBM?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Oh wait...

  22. And then... by DrXym · · Score: 1
    IBM will change the core hours, introduce a mandatory 8am Monday meeting, performance improvement programs, force people to interview for their own jobs.

    Anything that makes the place really shitty to work in so they can jack up the attrition rate. So much cheaper than layoffs even if you end up with all the deadwood that can't find work elsewhere.

  23. this is a repost of a 2 month old story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    https://news.slashdot.org/story/17/03/21/169243/ibm-remote-work-pioneer-is-calling-thousands-of-employees-back-to-the-office

    1. Re:this is a repost of a 2 month old story by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 2

      That's a major improvement over posting similar stories twice in 24 hours.

  24. Incompetent overpaid CEO is incompetent news at 11 by LeftCoastThinker · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Nothing to see here, just more of the same.

    It is far past time to pass a law that limits CEOs pay to 10x the average pay of their employees in cash and the rest in company stocks that can only be sold 10% per year, requiring CEOs to focus on the long term health and viability of their company, not just short term gains...

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  25. Migrate AIX to Linux, IBM will die. by spiritgreywolf · · Score: 1

    My theory is, the more that virtualization takes over and sites migrate their uber expensive AIX and HACMP high-availability architecture to RedHat and Oracle Linux, etc., the less relevancy IBM will have in any context.

    In my field there are only a dwindling few Healthcare shops that still use Websphere and have to hire droves of offshore folks to maintain care and feeding of their ESQL WebSphere monstrosity - and when they learn they can do a lot better integration with newer, cheaper and more efficient tech? Maybe IBM will finally pass away into obscurity. It's funny, for such a big organization they completely suck at managing technical people.

    Of course one giant healthcare entity that permeates the west coast and arizona that still uses Websphere using droves of offshore teams probably won't migrate because the consulting company they work with has too much of a vested interest to do anything efficiently. How does the consulting saying go? "Instead of offering a solution there's always money to be made in prolonging the problem!" :) But that's a different discussion for another time.

    And this is spoken as someone who has been working with Healthcare IT for the last 25 years - and the last 8 have been 100% from home. And the people and sites I work with are smart enough to collaborate over webcams and shared electronic whiteboards. What's IBM's problem? Ohhh that's right. Whack the old people and jump on the Agile bandwagon! IB can then say, "See! We're relevant now!" Bwaaaahahahahaa!!

    Personally I hope IBM and their soft-layoff, Agile touting bullshit flames out and dies a horrid, screaming death. I just feel bad about the employees that are between a rock and hard place having to move from their home office to warm a dinky cubical to "collaborate" with "SCRUM". Whatever. Every site I help migrate from expensive proprietary AIX to Linux managed via VSphere makes me giggle like a schoolgirl.

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    1. Re:Migrate AIX to Linux, IBM will die. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IBM is a service company. You wrote all that and know extremely little about how they make money.

  26. Microchannel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Enough said.

    1. Re:Microchannel by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      Too Soon.

  27. Just another way to get people to quit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    They should do what my employer did. Change to a "open office" floor plan and require 100% of the workers to be in the office 80% of the time and only provide enough desks for 50% of them. Do the same with parking and I guarantee they will have the attrition numbers they seek.

    1. Re:Just another way to get people to quit. by PPH · · Score: 2

      they will have the attrition numbers they seek.

      I wish them luck. The people that leave are the ones with the most marketable skills. The ones that hang on through all the bullshit are the fuck-ups who couldn't get work elsewhere.

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  28. Missing clause by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IBM is Telling Remote Workers To Get Back in the Office Or Leave

    , You Bastards!

  29. This is OLD news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is OLD news...

  30. Zipperheads... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will IBM continue installing the zippers?

  31. Soo... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uh... IBM is hiring then?

  32. Severance still Required by FeelGood314 · · Score: 1

    If you chance the terms of employment, whether written or implied, most places would require a company to offer a severance package. It could get even worse for IBM. In Canada an employee could go along with the change in employment and then quit later and sue the company for the severance. If this is a way of doing stealth layoffs it's the dumbest way of doing it possible.

    1. Re:Severance still Required by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      Good thing the vast majority of the US uses at-will employment, so severance doesn't matter.

  33. I don't think it matters by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    you don't need that many experienced people to keep an eye on the young'uns. Older people just can't work as hard, and like it or not age related cognitive decline is real.

    Instead of trying to come up with excuses why older employees should work into their 60s+ we should be figuring out what to do with people as their productivity declines. That's a touchy subject though because the only real solution is income redistribution and nobody likes that...

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  34. 'K Bye then. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    cause either my work is worth less than I'm costing you and I should leave or I'm bringing in profit and you should not even ask. But in any case, if you demand I stop working and accept new conditions, good luck doing my job as well as your own, Mr Executive.

  35. improving by removing remote employees? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My personal experience is that remote working improves performance. Reduces "noise" while working and reduces "communication" to a minimum. There are no "surprise meetings", and every meeting I have to attend has been planned in advance.

    But then... IBM will probably know better.

  36. VERY good (great minds think alike) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject: I looked @ it as mgt. KNOWS (especially middle to lower ones) their jobs would be on the line IF they didn't do this.

    * "All those chiefs, not enough PRODUCTIVE indians (feathers not dots)" as the saying goes - real 'smart' (not) getting rid of folks that ACTUALLY GET THE JOB DONE & "keep the blowhard bureaucrats" (this doesn't count actually TECHNICALLY PROFICIENT MGT. THOUGH who have "walked a mile in their boys' shoes" having done the job themselves (not mostly the case TO THIS VERY DAY & in my day circa 1994-2008 professionally? Almost NO MGT. QUALIFIED on that front in the computer sciences based field!)).

    APK

    P.S.=> Imo? IBM is dying... apk

    1. Re:VERY good (great minds think alike) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please stick to rambling about HOSTS files.

  37. Stealth layoff by ErichTheRed · · Score: 2

    In a lot of places I've worked (never for IBM, but know a lot of people who have...) this was done as a copycat HR thing ("Google and GE do this, so I'm going to propose it at the next board meeting" says the VP of HR.) -- or a cheap way to get rid of high-talent, high-salary workers.

    The first thing is usually just a silly knee-jerk reaction, and is very similar to VPs of IT reading an airline magazine "article" about some buzzwordy technology and suddenly declaring that we're "all-in" on Technology X. The place I work for is very nice to work for job-wise, but often badly copies HR policies that don't really apply to our company. (Our new push to attract hip young Millenials at the expense of everyone else is a perfect example -- comically out of touch with reality and copied word for word from some business rag article about Google.)

    The stealth layoff is more sinister. IBM is famous for offshoring every single job they can in recent years, and arbitrary HR policies like this are less likely to be tolerated by older, talented workers. We have a few fully remote workers, and they earn that privilege because they are _really_ good at what they do. I imagine IBM has a very similar situation, with a small cadre of old-timers who really know what's going on secretly directing the newbies behind the scenes. Older workers with families can't move as easily as some new graduate who can fit all their belongings in their car. Old-school IBM, where people had jobs for life, would have been a different story. Those days, if your company moved you for a new project, you moved because it was a good opportunity and it would increase your salary and/or presence within the company. Now, all employees are treated as disposable and knowledge counts for little.

    I'm sure they have some people milking the work from home thing...you always will, and big companies really do build up a lot of excess staff. This happens a lot with companies that go on acquisition sprees, and people just hide out until the next big clean-out. But in my opinion this will force the few talented US-based workers at IBM out, and allow them to say "See? We can't find anyone willing to work here in the US -- prepare this division for relocation to Bangalore!"

    1. Re:Stealth layoff by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      People who really want to work being at home don't bother with working from home, they just find a bogus way to go on disability leave.

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  38. Mod parent comment to +10. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    IBM == I've Been Mistreated?

    IBM == Is Badly Managed?

    IBM == Ich Bin Mude. (German for "I am tired".)

    IBM == Internal Bothersome Meddling?

    IBM == Ich! Blah! Meh! ???

    1. Re: Mod parent comment to +10. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      International Bullshit Machine

    2. Re:Mod parent comment to +10. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IBM == Impotent Business Management

    3. Re:Mod parent comment to +10. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you forgot:
        IBM == I Build Macs

  39. If that doesn't work time to move some offices. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they can't get rid of enough employees that way, there will be some office relocations to other cities. That's step two of the stealth layoff strategy.

  40. This is nothing more than ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The spastic twitch of a dying god.

  41. It will be interesting to see how global teams... by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1

    ... that have been assembled from around the world via telecommuting will now all relocate to one office somewhere. Which country gets the office, and which employees have to migrate to a new country?

  42. IBM == I've Been Misled? by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    "... current brainless moron at the helm."

    Report: IBM's top exec pay package 'now worth $65 million'. Quote: "... IBM has posted declining revenues over the past five years under her leadership and last week reported declining revenue for the 20th consecutive quarter."

    Could someone explain how CEOs get such high pay?

    IBM == Is Brainless Moron?

    IBM == Insufferably Bad Management?

    1. Re: IBM == I've Been Misled? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She has a uterus and paying her a high salary helps protect IBM from the SJW cabal. Her salary is cheap compared to the alternative. Think of it as protection money.

    2. Re: IBM == I've Been Misled? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or they pay her high salary because they all know each other and she is probably on the board or influencing a few other compnaies? That is a far more valid explanation than throwing out the "SJW" excuse. Loser.

    3. Re: IBM == I've Been Misled? by guruevi · · Score: 1

      Declining revenue or declining profit? You can't just expect revenue to continue growing in an older company, at some point your market is saturated or you are inflating a bubble. I see IBM doing pretty well in its more futuristic technologies section. The problem is lack of innovation anywhere else.

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    4. Re: IBM == I've Been Misled? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or a little of both!

  43. This is a side step, and end run by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Things change re H1B making it harder to replace local talent with cheaper offshore talent (not discussing talent levels, just $$)

    So IBM says to U.S. remote workers 'get in the office or get out'; U.S. remote workers are not as cheap as offshore 'talent'.

    Is IBM saying to offshore remote workers 'get in the office or get out'? No, they can't, obviously.

    What is the end game here? When IBM axes its U.S. remote workers citing the 'get in the office or get out' 'problem' suddenly IBM will suddenly have a real 'talent shortage'.

    And they won't need to replace anyone, because they've all been let go already. And IBM can change its 'you have to be in the office' policy whenever and however it likes.

    TLDR: f*ck IBM.

    From other articles similar:
    "IBM is facing similar financial challenges as the company's revenues continue to fall, and the policy move is essentially a way of laying off thousands of employees who can't afford on their current IBM salaries to move to a major metropolitan area like New York."

    It seems pretty obvious to me whats going on here, and the 'but we want people in the office' 'for other reasons' narrative is frankly dumb, unbelievable, and shady at best.

  44. Because the majority of tech CEOs are incompetent. by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

    For every Bill Gates, there are many, many, many incompetent male tech CEOs.

    It's not gender, it's general incompetence. With a tiny pool of women tech CEOs, you would not expect a lot of massive successes if you apply the same competence percentage as male CEOs.

  45. pay package by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

    How does a CEO get a pay package like that if the shareholders are irate about it? Isn't it the shareholders that decide to approve the pay package?

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    1. Re:pay package by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      How does a CEO get a pay package like that if the shareholders are irate about it? Isn't it the shareholders that decide to approve the pay package?

      Nope. It's the Board of Directors. Guess what kind of job all the members of the Board have? Yeah, CEO.

    2. Re:pay package by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      I'm sensing a glaring problem with that system!

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  46. Re:Because the majority of tech CEOs are incompete by thadtheman · · Score: 1

    But th3e men aren't writing books about ywhat great CEOs they are.

  47. Work from Home is the Future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    With goals to reducing traffic contention and carbon emissions, I would think working from home is the future. Or even a hybrid solution of working at a space off-site closer to home - like rental spaces.

    Of course, managers and companies would have to rely less on being present between 9 to 5 (or whatever). They would need to start measuring productivity by results.

    Less traffic, less pollution, employer doesn't need to heat/cool a separate workspace for an employee, less real estate needed by the company. All around, WfH is a win/win so long as employees actually work.

  48. Re:Because the majority of tech CEOs are incompete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are plenty of examples of very successful (as in, did a great job) women tech CEOs. Selina Lo (Ruckus Wireless, among other things) is just stepping down following the Brocade buy-out.

    https://www.sdxcentral.com/articles/news/ruckus-wireless-founder-selina-lo-to-retire-in-may/2017/02/

  49. Real estate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So IBM has all this office real estate ready and waiting for all these employees to return to the office? Maybe that is a reason they are loosing so much money. Why are they keeping empty offices / cubes for people who are primarily working from home?

    If they don't have the available office real estate, that means their bills are about to increase even more for sq footage, furniture, electric, water and so on.

    Also if these employees are to just begin reporting to their closest regional office how does this fix anything with collaboration if the rest of the team is still spread all over the county? The only difference is you are sitting in an IBM sanctioned place rather than your home office?

    Then there is the loss of productivity on the personal level assuming on average they are burning away an hour and a half to 3 hours per day commuting, that salaried employees may have used to put in some more time on a project. Or that employees are loosing out of their personal time, and are now using work time to take care of personal business. or they are just unhappy about the arrangement all together. Expect productivity to drop even more.

  50. Re:Because the majority of tech CEOs are incompete by operagost · · Score: 1

    I have Jack Welch's book right here to say you're wrong.

    But so far, the success rate of female CEOs in large companies is near 0%. For men, it's quite far from 0.

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  51. Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's shit on nerds.

    1. Re: Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, splendid idea! Let's kill off the one industry where America still leads the world. What kind of pussy needs "economic prosperity", anyway?

      Fuck these software nerds - shit on them!

  52. Bad performance isn't because of remote workers by omibus · · Score: 1

    It is the IBM environment and procedures for pushing changes. All of the management processes at IBM are specifically designed to slow progress, that is their point. First give the employee a good laptop, load it with two metric tons of security software (slow the pc to a crawl). Don't grant access to any tools without a presidential approval (meaning Trump, not CEO of IBM). Don't grant access to code without approval of congress. Don't allow code changes without UN approval (and expect a Russian veto).

    Basically, without becoming a bit more developer centric and less management centric, nothing will change. Bringing remote workers in is just lip service.

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  53. This is a common tactic by Presence+Eternal · · Score: 1

    Intel and I think HP did this too, and yes, it's a despicable way to force people to "quit" and deny them benefits. What isn't talked about as much is how much havoc it creates in the communities surrounding the offices. Employees desperate to keep benefits influx en masse, and a barn in a field becomes a $200,000 "home".

  54. wait what by bobmajdakjr · · Score: 1

    didnt ibm make a huge post like two weeks ago about how awesome remote working is for company culture? >_>

  55. A real move forward by Walter+White · · Score: 1

    Advance to the rear!

    More likely (as others have stated) "please quit."

  56. Yeah, right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > improve collaboration and accelerate the pace of work

    I've been working from home for 10 years now; my office is an hour away--I only go there once a week, if that, for the occasional face-to-face meeting. One way to ensure my pace of work will NOT be "accelerated" is by having me get started with work each morning only after a one-hour commute.

    You can bet I would also NOT be incentivized to stay at work past normal hours.

  57. Yahoo redux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember when Marissa Mayer did the same thing to all the Yahoo remote employees? How did that work out for Yahoo?

  58. After a few million manyears of research by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We have determined that most of you are wankers that need to be smacked into working more often. Back to your cubies proles!

  59. IBM = I've Been Moved by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've Been Moved is not new to IBM, but it was in a bit of a hiatus for a while. In the (forever ago) classic nuclear family days where there was one breadwinner moving was not fun, but it was conceivably possible, and IBM was for life. These days with real families trying to balance multiple career options, moving is far less viable. The result (regardless of intent) will almost certainly be older people leave the company.

  60. remote work experience from an IT friend I know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not in IT, but my friend hits the bong at 7am, "he" "works" 12 hours then signs out.

    He has a program to log him in, do a few things, then logout as he takes a shower, goes shopping, fucks around. It makes it look like he's doing work.

    I'm not sure working from home is good for companies.

    1. Re:remote work experience from an IT friend I know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      also he lives in India.

    2. Re:remote work experience from an IT friend I know by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure working from home is good for companies.

      If you don't have to work at home to outsource your job to China.

      http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2013/01/16/169528579/outsourced-employee-sends-own-job-to-china-surfs-web

  61. Giving them the option to leave? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's silly, I would think most will leave if given the choice.

  62. Watson is the Wizard of Oz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Watson is calling the shots, behind the curtain. It was tasked with cutting expenses, and it was trained using a large corpus on employment law!

  63. Energy capture by easyTree · · Score: 1

    Each chair in IBM's offices will capture heat from the seat-warmer^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hemployee and used to offset energy bills.

  64. Why Companies Should Hire Older Developers by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1

    https://developers.slashdot.or...

    That said, I'm all for a basic income for everyone! Especially 20s-30s something people who are often running on little sleep from taking care of young children...

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  65. IBM Work from Home by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I worked for IBM for 10 years from home. In that time, they have done everything to make sure they don't promote workers and push the jobs oversees to very inexperienced just out of school workers and then wonder why customers are disappearing. This new push is just another way to get rid of workers without paying severance and unemployment, disgusting!

    I was forced to spend more time doing online training that had nothing to do with my job, and other bs then trying to make a better IBM. Good luck every getting a promotion, so much red tape, it's almost impossible. In regards to collaboration, we are often told not to go above and beyond for customers because they were not paying for it, hence frustrating the customer and workers. Although, I know the customers were paying at least 3 times what I what I was being paid.

    I left in '15 of my doing, best decision I made because now I get to do all the things IBM told me not to without all the other crap, am a superstar again and recognized for it. In two years I have received five times the % of raises at my new company than in 10 years with IBM. Yes it's true.

    How about this IBM, give your workers the job specific tools to do a good job, use tools the rest of the market is using, give workers the training related to their jobs again to make them leaders in field, stop offshoring to workers who have no clue how to do the work or even communicate, stop giving all the management raises and bonuses every year and skipping out on the workers who are actually bringing in the money. IBM if you want more, than give more. Nothing will change no matter where your workers are.

    Good luck to my friends who still are there, sounds like another screw you from big blue!

    From a 20 year IT veteran

  66. Re:Incompetent overpaid CEO is incompetent news at by RuffMasterD · · Score: 1

    Won't work. Companies will outsource generic low skill work to other companies through tenders, and then divides the rest of the company into wholly owned subsidiaries. The CEO and his buddies stay in the parent company. The CEO of the parent company, the 'CEO' of each subsidiary, only earns 4 or 5 time more than the lowest paid employee within that company. High fives all around the board room.

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  67. Re:Incompetent overpaid CEO is incompetent news at by LeftCoastThinker · · Score: 1

    Change the language to any worker who earns money that contributes to the companys bottom line, and put some language about attempted subversion of the law being punished with a mandatory 10 year prison sentence felony conviction.

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  68. Easy way to rid of high $$$ talent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So disappointing... Take good idea and misuse to get rid of employees. Rarely does one size fit all in life.