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Tech-Savvy Workers Increasingly Common in Non-IT Roles (betanews.com)

An anonymous reader shares an article: IT professionals are becoming an increasingly common presence outside of the traditional IT departments, new research has found. According to CompTIA, it seems executives are calling for specialized skills, faster reflexes and more teamwork in their workers. According to the report, a fifth (21 percent) of CFOs say they have a dedicated tech role in their department. Those roles include business scientists, analysts, and software developers. There are also hybrid positions -- in part technical, but also focused on the business itself. "This isn't a case of rogue IT running rampant or CIOs and their teams becoming obsolete," says Carolyn April, senior director, industry analysis, CompTIA. "Rather, it signals that a tech-savvier workforce is populating business units and job roles."

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  1. Well, yeah. by HumanWiki · · Score: 3, Informative

    Computers and technology aren't the scary dark areas that they once were. "Tech" is everywhere and now that a couple generations have grown up on it, they don't know a world without it. Of course more and more non-IT people are going to be tech savvy.

    1. Re:Well, yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, no. You completely miss the point.

      Nerds are irrelevant because their work is finished. The internet exists. Facebook exists. Twitter exists. Social media has been built and does not require technical improvement by techy nerds.

      Social media marketing is the only job that pays. "Tech" skills mean tweeting, facebooking, and posting cloudy content to the cloudy consumer cloud.

    2. Re: Well, yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The news here is that CompTIA is even still around. But I guess it's not tough to convince idiots that they need paper from a halfassed certificate mill like them or A+

      Protip: don't list either of those on a resume, it just makes you look like a sucker. And if the job asks for them, don't waste your time applying.

    3. Re:Well, yeah. by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      IT department tends to be the low tech department in many companies. Seriously, there was tech outside of IT before anyone coined the acronym. IT departments formed in order to centralize management of computers (in corporation's hands instead of department's). Remember, R&D and IT are not the same thing. Even a company that uses skills and products very similar to IT still puts the R&D in a separate department.

    4. Re:Well, yeah. by r2rknot · · Score: 1

      That is not what it says...

      IT professionals are becoming an increasingly common presence outside of the traditional IT departments,

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    5. Re:Well, yeah. by methano · · Score: 1

      Business Scientist? What the hell is a Business Scientist?

    6. Re:Well, yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget Excel macros. Lots and lots of Excel macros.

    7. Re:Well, yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      E = MBA squared.

    8. Re: Well, yeah. by ma1wrbu5tr · · Score: 1

      Yup!

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    9. Re:Well, yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But how do you grow up in this world to be tech-savvy? Everything's a (shiny, colorful) black box. Does tech-savvy mean "memorized how to use a couple apps and a web browser"?

    10. Re: Well, yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up.

      Seriously, how did the guys that fix our laptops start taking over companies? R&D is not IT.

    11. Re:Well, yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      E = MBA squared.

      Einstein is laughing.

    12. Re: Well, yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've had to resort to excel macros cause it was hostile about installing proper tools.

    13. Re: Well, yeah. by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      It's tougher to convince the government to not cave to lobbyists from CompTIA, and make things like Sec+ a requirement before you can lay hands on a DoD computer. The government (your tax dollars) ends up paying for many of those certs as well as the required continuing education. Someone needs to shut this shit down.

      And, FWIW, I got my cert recently...worthless IMO.

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    14. Re:Well, yeah. by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      E = MBA squared.

      E != zero x zero

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    15. Re:Well, yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably because IT doesn't pay diddly squat outside of Silicon Valley anymore. You should see the offers that come through my e-mail and LinkedIn accounts. The last one's "wonderful" offer was 4 months of 10X the work under brutal micromanagement for a whopping 20% raise. But they were really fishing for an excuse to go with outsourcing or H1Bs anyway.

      Cloud Big Data Technologies is a buzzword factory...

  2. Why is it always the workers that need skills? by TimothyHollins · · Score: 1

    When, if ever, will we reach the point where the executives themselves need specialized skills?

    1. Re:Why is it always the workers that need skills? by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 5, Insightful

      When will we reach the point where we don't even need executives?

      Fixed that for you.

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    2. Re:Why is it always the workers that need skills? by DogDude · · Score: 1

      Oh, that's cute. Executives don't have skills. Is that a Trumpian way of saying that you'd really like to be an executive, but aren't qualified?

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    3. Re:Why is it always the workers that need skills? by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      Oh, that's cute. Executives don't have skills.

      Many executives have proven that they in fact do not have skills, nor an understanding of the business they are in, nor the market into which they sell their products or services. That's why companies go under and get bought out by a superior competitor all the time.

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    4. Re:Why is it always the workers that need skills? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you want your $800 per hour executive mining out of the data warehouse or do you want his $75 per hour competent lackey doing that? If the executive can be creating impact another way then I don't want them doing this work.

    5. Re:Why is it always the workers that need skills? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Never.

      If you have ever seen how a company without strong leadership works you will realize the issues. I would take strong but incompetent leadership over a group of highly intelligent people who each have no authority (real or implied). The former MAY result in disaster but lower level employees can try to prevent disaster. The latter WILL result in disaster (or more likely a bunch of nothing happening) and the only way to advert disaster is basically for a de facto "executive" to materialize... resulting an what is the same thing as executive leadership.

      Executives today are much more effective when they have "technical" skills but most people don't realize that executives really don't need to understand everything about what they are managing. They are hiring people that hire people that hire people who do the work. What is far more important at the executive level is understanding big picture issues that actually affect the business. This is often different than knowing the SAME skill as a worker. As an example: A clothing company executive doesn't need to know how to sew but it might be helpful to understand where cotton comes from and the general supply chain (which you don't need to know in order to sew).

    6. Re:Why is it always the workers that need skills? by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      This really begs the question, why does the executive cost $800 an hour, besides the obvious cronyism that occurs in boardrooms?

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    7. Re: Why is it always the workers that need skills? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But countless non-executives achieve the same in their roles, so how is that any different?

      At the end of the day, c-levels are just another type of replaceable-and-often-incompetent cog.

    8. Re:Why is it always the workers that need skills? by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 2

      This really begs the question, why does the executive cost $800 an hour, besides the obvious cronyism that occurs in boardrooms?

      Have you seen the prices on yachts these days? It's difficult to keep up with the all the other CEOs at the yacht club.

    9. Re:Why is it always the workers that need skills? by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      I actually think that is a big part of the problem with the economy. Executives are happy as long as the money keeps rolling in. Very few actually have motivation to innovate and do things they need to do to grow and hire people.

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    10. Re: Why is it always the workers that need skills? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that is how you get Trump. 21% Clinton, 20% trump, 59% not bothering.

    11. Re: Why is it always the workers that need skills? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If by "aren't qualified" you mean "don't have a butt buddy from the Stanford dorms on the board of directors", then yes.

    12. Re:Why is it always the workers that need skills? by emaname · · Score: 1

      I'd like to mod that up as "BRILLIANT".

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    13. Re:Why is it always the workers that need skills? by chihowa · · Score: 1

      It sounds like that's a job that's ripe for automation, then. You say that the requirements are even highly generalized and not domain specific. If you could only just remove the propensity of executives to put their own interests above the interests of the company, you've already got a winner. If the executive program (maybe a machine learning implementation, but probably just ceo.pl) makes fewer irrational decisions, then all the better.

      And without the need to pay the CEO and upper management, you've got a working budget that's larger than many entire departments in the company!

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    14. Re:Why is it always the workers that need skills? by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      While many CEOs are overcompensated, what a lot of folks don't realize is that they're compensated for bringing in new business. You get that by networking, having a big ego/personality, by golfing with other executives, etc., etc. That's not going to be automated anytime soon.

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    15. Re:Why is it always the workers that need skills? by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      Not disputing, but...

      M&A (mergers and acquisition) is intentional, and done to "grow the business". Many smaller companies are set up with the express purpose of making them buyout candidates in order to enrich the founders. We see a lot of this in the defense industry, where connected military officers retire from the service, start a company, getting preferential business as veteran/small business owned, and then sell that off to the major contractors after just a few years. This gives the larger contractors access to contracts they couldn't have won, and "grows the business".

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    16. Re:Why is it always the workers that need skills? by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      If that $800/hr exec can land a billion dollar contract, would you not hire him? He could take that business somewhere else if you don't. Most of the basement boys here don't have a clue when it comes to winning contracts or bringing in business because they're too busy whining that others are overpaid. FWIW, I work on a lot of proposals, so I do see a bit of it. And granted, some of these execs are certainly overcompensated. You're welcome to call it cronyism, others call it networking, deal making, etc...some people excel at it, and are worth every penny because they create business for the company (jobs)...and many should be taking pay cuts when they don't.

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  3. No wonder here by fubarrr · · Score: 1

    What you want?

    Be bogged down in ~85k mid-to-senior dev position,
    Or ~85k mid-to-senior analyst position?

    On the first one, you will be doomed getting shit from MBA types for the rest of your career,
    On the second, you will be giving shit to MBA types for the rest of your career

  4. Hmm... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 0

    I wonder where virtual ditch diggers fit in with all this?

    1. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Laid off when your contract ends, and dead in a ditch when your bullshit fantasies of future prospects evaporate like one last fart dissipating from your dead body. Don't even bother posting that one last comment before you die. We'll all know you're dead when your comment history ends forever.

    2. Re:Hmm... by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      Blizzard is going to add that job class in the next update. Undead has a racial boost, too.

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    3. Re:Hmm... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I wonder where virtual ditch diggers fit in with all this?

      I recently watched some show whose identity I forget which had a segment on a company developing self-driving trucks. The company had one driver. And a company developing a backhoe that trenches for you is going to need one operator. They're going to find the best operator they can find who can fit within their corporate culture, and then they're going to put the human operators out of business.

      Of course, that's a complex job and we're farther away from having that than self-driving OTR trucks. But perhaps eliminating the human operator will make it cost-effective to put enough sensing gear on the backhoe that it can detect gas lines and the like before digging, which a human operator can't do with current equipment. You might even be allowed to carry less insurance if you use an automated trencher that checks with the utilities automatically before it starts any trench, and which does that kind of sensing to back it up since the maps are commonly wrong anyway.

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    4. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In two years there will be a spike in demand for 50 year old IT workers with a certificate and no relevant work experience.

    5. Re:Hmm... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      You might even be allowed to carry less insurance if you use an automated trencher that checks with the utilities automatically before it starts any trench, and which does that kind of sensing to back it up since the maps are commonly wrong anyway.

      You're supposed to call 811 in Northern California two days before you start digging to have the utility locate the lines for you. Of course, that's for the known stuff. My father and I were doing a construction job in Chinatown (San Francisco) in 1989 when the backhoe operator broke into a ceramic sewer pipe. Took a few days to figure out the status of that the sewer pipe. Contractor cut out ten feet of sewer pipe and pumped the opening with concrete in to seal it off.

    6. Re:Hmm... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      In two years there will be a spike in demand for 50 year old IT workers with a certificate and no relevant work experience.

      Not 2019, but 2030. Baby boomers will be retired, retirees will outnumber workers (tax base), and two-thirds of the federal budget will go to Social Security/Medicare. Taxes will have to go way up. The IT industry will have a 1.5M+ shortage of skilled workers.

    7. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      African staffing firms will be churning out IT workers by 2030. There still won't be any jobs for Americans.

    8. Re:Hmm... by John.Banister · · Score: 1

      I see $11k for ground radar. If the price falls like thermal imaging did, it shouldn't be too long before it's an available accessory for rental excavators. I look forward to the day when they can sense the bucket position in relation to the cab, so that the control handles can be for horizontal and vertical bucket movement rather than how much oil goes to a given cylinder.

    9. Re:Hmm... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Paid less than the janitors, still desperately holding onto their notions of themselves as vital in some way, and entirely, sadly, delusional.

      Janitors make minimum wage. I make 2.5 times minimum wage. Sorry to ruin your narrative, but a sanitation engineer doesn't get paid more than me.

    10. Re:Hmm... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      African staffing firms will be churning out IT workers by 2030. There still won't be any jobs for Americans.

      The economy is full employment (take with a grain of salt). Construction trades have a shortage of skilled workers, as older workers retire and foreign workers go home. If you want to build a house, good luck in finding workers or pay more for the privilege. That will have an immediate impact on the economy. It will get worse in the future as our population ages. Young people around the world may not want to come America when they can stay at home and build their own country.

    11. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The economy is full employment

      A pathologically insane narcissist like you claims full employment when you have a job and disregards everyone else who is irrelevant.

    12. Re:Hmm... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      A pathologically insane narcissist [...]

      You're confusing me with Donald Trump. And, yes, full employment will be Trump's problem.

    13. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are just waiting for the robot replacements, they just do not know it yet.

    14. Re:Hmm... by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      At $7.25/hour x 2.5 = $18.125/hr
      $18.125 x 40 x 52 = $37700/yr (your pay)

      Google says...
      One reason applicants may be lining up to become a sanitation worker is the pay. The starting salary is low, $33,746, but when you factor in overtime, it averages $47,371 in the first year. And after 5½ years, the salary jumps to an average of $88,616 dollars.

      Time to switch careers?

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    15. Re:Hmm... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Time to switch careers?

      No, thanks. I like the shit that I shovel now.

    16. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one ever asks the shit's opinion.

  5. Painfully missing the obvious by wierd_w · · Score: 5, Insightful

    --Or is that "being the oblivious"? Maybe both?

    Seriously-- ever since the CTOs and other higher ups put moronic HR people in that cant tell a wall power outlet from an RJ45 receptacle, and the endless pressure those drones have had toward ever increasing levels of "FUCKING ABSURD" they demand for entry positions, (you know, that whole "perfect fit" requirement bullshit?) IT people have been leaving IT in droves, and moving into other positions.

    They dont just somehow forget how to be IT people though. So, naturally, those IT skills are going to start showing up all over the damned place.

    But of course, those idiots cannot put two and two together. Rather than realize, "Hey! Look at all this tech savvy that is showing up all over the board!! Maybe our strict requirements for IT related positions REALLY ARE bullshit, like our IT people have been telling us for almost a decade now! Maybe there really *ISN'T* an IT labor shortage after all!!" like a sensible person who actually pays attention to what their employees tell them would-- they instead go full retard, and give bullshit answers like this one. "Oh, it's this YOUNG generation! They are just so naturally tech savvy!! We can just abuse this to fill the BLEEDING RAGGED HOLES in our IT chains, without paying extra for it!-- Naturally, that means our policies about excluding older workers are totally correct! GENIUS!"

    Even though, the very people that are causing this shift in other professional roles, ARE THE VERY IT PEOPLE THEY HAVE BEEN LIQUIDATING, JUST TRYING TO FUCKING FIND JOBS.

    It never dawns on them that this thing-- People with scary IT skills showing up doing other, totally non-tech related jobs-- is directly contra-indicative of their endless sob-story about why they "Desperately NEEEED" to keep bringing in H1B visa holders from professional diploma mills in India. You know, the whole "We can't find qualified applicants!" sob story? Yeah, that one.

    Because nothing quite says "Lack of qualified tech applicants" quite like "Drowning in tech savvy non-tech workers."

    1. Re:Painfully missing the obvious by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 4, Insightful

      We can't find qualified applicants!

      If they were searching for applicants in the non-IT world, they'd be asking for NASA-certified brain surgeons who can operate on farming equipment.

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    2. Re:Painfully missing the obvious by wierd_w · · Score: 2

      Is it a chip on my shoulder, or is it just somebody telling you like it is, bro?

      Seriously, how many want ads for tech positions that demand more years experience doing that work than the technology it is based on has even existed, or wanting skill sets that are so highly specific that at most, 5 people in the world would have them-- just because they want that "perfect fit?"

      I am pretty sure that it is not an embellishment on my part to say it is "more often than not."

    3. Re:Painfully missing the obvious by wierd_w · · Score: 0

      A bit, yes. I DO get mad when people are obstinate pieces of shit who live in constant denial of reality. Why, do you enjoy being one? ;)

    4. Re:Painfully missing the obvious by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      How do you walk with that massive chip on your shoulder? Do you just walk around in circles as a result?

      His comment resonated with me, so I'd like you to point at the part you disagree with. It's fair to say that getting angry doesn't help, but that doesn't detract from the point. Most HR staff is worse than useless. I have known notable exceptions, but I have known more ideal examples. It also doesn't detract from the other point related to tech hiring, which is the deliberate and intentional disqualification of qualified candidates for the purpose of bypassing hiring requirements, whether they be qualifying a position for H1B or just avoiding a requirement to fairly interview multiple candidates for a position when the position has really been guaranteed to someone behind the scenes, and the interview process is just for show.

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    5. Re:Painfully missing the obvious by chispito · · Score: 1

      Is it a chip on my shoulder, or is it just somebody telling you like it is, bro?

      Looks a lot like a chip from here.

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    6. Re:Painfully missing the obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the way it is . Privately owned companies get bought out by multi-nationals corporations, who then inject their new acquisition with HR political correctness, the latest project management fads, whatever federal affirmative action policies are in effect this quarter. Suddenly engineers find themselves training up their developing-world replacements. So they migrate over to somewhere like sales or marketing and leave the software development field. Others take early retirement, leave the industry to set up their own business or just come back as a consultant/contractor. Then the company complains they can't find qualified staff.

    7. Re:Painfully missing the obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and the endless pressure those drones have had toward ever increasing levels of "FUCKING ABSURD" they demand for entry positions

      And here I was thinking the bar was so low that these roles were just being flooded with H1Bs, in fact the bar is so high even local workers can't get those jobs. Man this industry flip flops every 5 seconds.

    8. Re:Painfully missing the obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah yes, the only constant in IT is the view that IT is the best and executives, HR, business analysts, designers, etc are all shit.

    9. Re:Painfully missing the obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's also the requirement that IT only deal with IT stuff. If it's not got an RJ45 on it, you can't touch it!
      IT is a cost center, so it's budget must be squeezed, but that means they can't do any projects for anyone else without a big cross department committee. Best thing to do therefore is to get that guy who left IT two years ago to have a stab at it, on a purely internal budget. Sure it probably won't be pretty, but after they've hacked it together on their own while carrying on with their normal work load, but you can hand it back to the IT team to sort out once it's proven to work!

    10. Re:Painfully missing the obvious by wierd_w · · Score: 1

      Here, I will explain it to you.

      1) Corporate is always looking for ways to pay people less money/get more done with less expense, even when this results in terrible things happening (to other people.)

      2) Corporate decides that IT "Just costs too damn much." Decides to do something about it.

      3) Corporate notices that there is this potential way to replace those expensive local IT people with very inexpensive foreign IT people, but it has a caveat attached-- they have to try to fill any vacancies their firings create with local workers first.

      4) They tell their HR people to create job descriptions that no sensible person would ever consider even close to being realistic, so as to purposefully exclude 100% of the local talent pool. This creates the "shortage!!" they need, so that they can use H1B workers at a fraction of the cost.

      5) The country of choice to obtain these workers, India, is notorious(1) for its false academic certifications, and lack of academic ethics. An entire industry(2) springs up to satisfy Corporate America's insatiable desire for cheap replacements for its domestic tech workers. The "tech workers" produced via this process are often of terrible quality, and certainly DO NOT actually meet the absurd resume requirements demanded by HR-- but *DO* meet them on paper, because the certification bodies and subcontractor industries in India fake everything to make this so.

      6) These "terrible more often than not" (3) replacements come on board, Corporate ALREADY KNOWS THEY ARE INCOMPETENT, and thus demands that the native workers that are being displaced train these A-holes-- Or they wont get severance pay.(4)

      7) This is profoundly effective (In the short term) for Corporate, as they slash the operating budget of IT, which they view as a bloated cost center-- up until they get hacked, or something goes horribly wrong.

      8) Meanwhile, the now displaced native workforce is effectively unhirable, because the base pay they need to even afford food and basic utilities, are forced to find new careers. They migrate to other segments of the workforce, taking their skills with them.

      9) Morons like the analysts that created the linked article, improperly attribute this rise in general technical affinity in the general labor pool; Assume foolishly that it is because of young workers just being more competent with tech. Nevermind that being a 30-something is NOT old by any stretch, and that this generation is the generation most affected by the mass firings and replacement with H1B visa holders.

      10) People like yourself are either disinterested, or listen to the garbage from Corporate America, and come away with very strange ideas of the actual pathology of this problem, and dont understand how "Really inferior H1B workers taking over" and "Very skilled people being systematically excluded" are not mutually exclusive.

      1)
      http://www.cnn.com/2015/03/20/...

      2)
      https://qz.com/965291/wipro-to...

      3)
      https://qz.com/965291/wipro-to...

      4)
      https://www.nytimes.com/2015/0...

    11. Re:Painfully missing the obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So this is what is going on.

      Old school sysadmins and programmers are brutally meritocratic people and they have to be. IT is a field where your imagination can run away with itself; there are no physical constraints to how complex a program can get except memory and CPU cycles. Since there are no physical limits like pounds of concrete in civil engineering or pounds of steel in mechanical engineering, you don't have straightfoward inputs to the design process, or outputs. Producing a cost optimal widget means you use very little time, energy, and material; producing a cost optimal program on the other hand, that's a theosopical discussion, and without the meritocratic evaluation of ideas, you end up with a lot of confusion.

      When a real priest of that theosophical discussion works for you, the results are spectacular; they are like true Oracles. The problem is, intelligence is nearly impossible to gauge, so you end up in a situation where sales gets into the mix as a substitute for them. Good sales people are never looking out of their customers best interests, the majority of them are grifters and they play confidence games with customers, management, and to a great extent, with themselves. The world needs these people; they build trust and arrangements through the imperfect process of sales and politics. It's best we employ a few, high paid salesmen, so as to keep the BS to a minimum and the entire negotating process short.

      The sales people have taken over and have instituted a market where technological imperialism is the norm. This creates problems so they wax over it with BS and long work hours; it's a typical sales guy solution. What it won't be done on time? Nerd harder You can't do it? You suck, time to get someone new. A Typical confidence game scenario.

      The financial industry, and by extension, much of the economy, has been based on a confidence game and a lot of that is due to the profiteering of a class of elites who engage in a game of literal psychological warfare with the body public. The problem with confidence games and with lieing is, it disrupts your understanding of reality, and what has happened here is through 2 decades of outsourcing and playing wage arbitrage games with literally the smartest people on the planet, they've produced such disillusionment with the trade that people have packed their bags and left for something else. Now, a literal generation or two later, executive management has been doing this for so long that treating people reasonably and thinking things through is a novel and new concept.

      As an example of this. Cisco has had a different CLI for ASA, R&S, WLAN, and appliances; literally they have 9 certification paths. Why make it so complicated? Cisco intentionally over-complicates their product from the get-go in order to upsell certain market segments and force customers to come to them for knowledge. Their certification program is really indoctrination. As part of the cert path they teach everyone the Cisco Way. Anyone who's been taught cisco in college then got into any other vendors gear knows the retraining and relearning that goes on, Cisco is doing you no favors with their certs whatsoever at all. Management gets fixated on "I can get a tech when I need it" and other costing regimes that have zero to do with reality; they don't understand the overcomplication and why would they. When simpler solutions began coming on the market en masse, they began offering ever more irrelevant features nobody uses to the executive class at their biggest clients to retain the illusion they are market top dogs, that however has a life-time.

      This is technological imperialism. It is literal psychological warfare; teach people absolute BS so they sell your products. Due to that, they have lost sight of what innovation and where the industry actually is. Cisco's solution is so complicated they are being forced into a full refactor because their competition can deploy more reliabily, for less time and money; Cisco announced t

    12. Re:Painfully missing the obvious by dcw3 · · Score: 2

      Here, I will explain it to you.

      As an engineering hiring manager, I'm always going to aim for the best value when I bring someone onboard. I'm always going to hire at the lowest labor grade necessary to get the job done...why would I pay more? Now, and this happens, if we're not getting qualified candidates at the job level we've posted, we'll bump up the compensation until we get what we need. If the market is saturated with IT workers, why would we pay premium wages for them? It's not about paying crap wages either...nobody that works for us should be having a hard time unless they have unusual circumstances.

      And, FWIW, I've personally been told by various program managers that I'm "too expensive", but then they discover that I do all the crap work that nobody else is willing to do, and it's done on or ahead of schedule...I always try to justify my position.

      --
      Just another day in Paradise
    13. Re:Painfully missing the obvious by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      or job advertisements that want a Senior level of knowledge, with a junior title and pay.

    14. Re:Painfully missing the obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wish I could give you mod points. I receive a fair number of these "opportunities' in my inbox. The latest was a contract with Willis Towers Watson through Cloud Big Data Technologies. Just a laundry list of buzzwords for a poverty wage in Philadelphia.

      The worst is when these places rave about code "standards." First problem is they're not actually standard, not in their content and not in their application. Second problem is that their existence is often concealed and their content always is. Third problem is that they're a distraction with lots of downside but no upside.

      You know how I always know I won't be working with smart people? Typing rules with "readability" whines. If you can't read code that doesn't look exactly like yours, you're not much of a programmer. You're like an "editor" that can only read Times New Roman font or a "driver" than can only operate Ford Focuses. Does it ever dawn on you that your style is unreadable to others? Probably not, because that might require some introspective or critical thinking.

      God damn, I'll tolerate unskilled coworkers but I won't let such people hold me back. I'd seriously rather flip burgers than be held "responsible" for other peoples' failures.

    15. Re:Painfully missing the obvious by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      If I cried about all the ways the world was unfair I would drown and not have to worry about living in it.
      Accept reality and absurdity. If you recognize the issue you're already ahead of them in the game.
      Also, do not proscribe to their ignorance what is more likely malice. Remember, today it's "I got mine. Fuck you."

  6. I mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    look at Creimer. He's "making it" at ~$55K while busing tables at Chuck E. Cheese, right?

    1. Re:I mean... by wierd_w · · Score: 0

      He's just upset that you arent giving him any. He takes one look at your handle and thinks of nothing but ejaculation right away. He can't help himself. Just ignore him, and move on, because nothing will piss him off more.

    2. Re:I mean... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Just ignore him, and move on, because nothing will piss him off more.

      I don't take this personally. At the end of the day, Slashdot is like Twitter with so many random comments.

    3. Re:I mean... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      You tell us heavy creamer.

      I wasn't invited. That's why I'm asking.

  7. doesn't CompTIA sell "skills" ??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    a report says that more people than those IT roles need to buy what CompRTIA is selling ??? am I reading this right?

    how many generations now has CompTIA created pay-to-play artificial barrier to entry in the technology industry? burn them with fire

  8. Define the terms by whitlocktj · · Score: 0

    What exactly is meant by Tech Savy? I'm sure most non-IT people know very little about scripting, domains, networking, and everything else an IT person is responsible for.

    1. Re:Define the terms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      #techbro

    2. Re:Define the terms by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Tech savvy means that they can turn on their own PC without having to call the help desk.

    3. Re:Define the terms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't have any problem getting your PC turned on. As soon as you touch it, the keyboard gets all wet with sweat for you.

  9. Hybrid professional career was great by rbrander · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I got an engineering degree and certification, then was tossed out of work by a major recession. I went back for a CompSci degree and managed a low-level job in the then-new field of PC support, won a promotion to IT "coordinator" (manager w/o staff, because they were all rented on a project basis from the IT department) with the Waterworks for several years.
    Then Waterworks remembered my engineering degree after 100 reminders and took me in as a construction-planning engineer, but I found my IT skills were key to the engineering job. I handled the drafting and GIS systems, was a lead on the project to bring in the new work-order system, was developing small solutions (tiny web apps, fancy VBA spreadsheets, etc) practically ever day. Heck, just knowing real SQL rather than trying to coax complex reports out of Business Objects was a vital skill for construction and maintenance management. It wound up being the last 20 years of my 30-year career.
    I can't recommend this career strategy enough; it's more interesting than either IT or the base profession alone, and more secure than either, too. The hardest thing in IT is getting across the real user needs to the developers - and an IT-savvy member of the customers is always going to be the guy that's either handling the IT specifications, and usually the IT project management from the user side; or just throws their hands up at the IT bureaucracy and develops the solution themselves. (Some of my "small solutions" would up taking weeks of time and growing over years into >1000 lines-of-code; hated to do it, but IT bureaucracy would have taken even longer.)
    So I tell people interested in IT careers to first become a nurse, accountant, engineer, technician, even lawyer - any profession that USES a lot of IT. Then add in IT, and you are practically guaranteed an interesting and lucrative career.

    1. Re:Hybrid professional career was great by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 2

      When I worked at a video game company, I got tasked with building out the hardware compatibility lab: setting up three benches, building 30 workstations and a server, and running cables. Since the QA department and IT department hated each other (IT had a Diablo server they wouldn't allow the testers on), I became the liaison between the two departments for the 10BASE2 to Ethernet conversion and upgraded the NICs for 60+ computers. When I became a lead tester, I got my certifications and went back to school to learn computer programming. My first IT contract was a Token Ring to Ethernet conversion project.

    2. Re:Hybrid professional career was great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People like you are the bane of my existence. The reason a proper IT department takes longer to do things is because of considerations like "How does this impact the backup system or the network or whatever..." - doing things right at an organizational level. These are things you don't have to worry about when your undocumented, unsupportable bullshit is causing *my team* to field support calls at 2 AM on a Sunday morning.

    3. Re:Hybrid professional career was great by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      After you built the equivalent of a school computer lab [...]

      The hardware compatibility lab saved the company $30K per year in what they were paying for an outside service.

      [...] wired the world's greatest LAN but nobody wanted to come to your LAN party.

      When we were testing UT2003 and UT2004, I always selected a female character since everyone else — including the female testers — selected male characters. Being the only female character in deathmatch made it easier for everyone to flush me out of hiding when I gain too many headshots with the sniper rifle. My coworkers were frustrated to find out that I could run with the sniper rifle just as well.

    4. Re:Hybrid professional career was great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amazing you didn't think to spin your narrative as, you were the only tester who thought to test the female player models, and any womyn who ever played UT2 as a female should thank you for your due diligence.

    5. Re:Hybrid professional career was great by Thelasko · · Score: 1

      My company used to have a dedicated position for things like this. It was an "Engineering Methodologies" group. It was a small group of people in a department that would determine what areas the department was struggling with the most. They would look for tools that could be purchased, and if none were available they would write it in house.

      The sad thing about these positions is this is really something IT should be doing. But with most of the IT department outsourced overseas, they can't provide this kind of support.

      --
      One of our competitors trademarked the term "hypothesis". From now on, we will call them "boneheaded ideas".
    6. Re:Hybrid professional career was great by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 2

      Amazing you didn't think to spin your narrative as, you were the only tester who thought to test the female player models, and any womyn who ever played UT2 as a female should thank you for your due diligence.

      I prefer playing female characters. If a guy tries to hit up on me, I simply tell him that I'm a fat white guy, watch him go into shock, and then kill him. That routine never gets old.

    7. Re:Hybrid professional career was great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      waaaaat.. i don't even.. waaaat!!!??

      in some shooting game, a guy "tries to hit on you"
      in some shooting game, a guy "goes into shock" because you tell him you don't look like your avatar

      oh fucking god - these are actually thoughts your brain is producing. this is what happens after repeated years to really ugly unsuccessful people. one small step at a time, and after years and years, you type this and it sounds normal to you.

      no heavy creamer. no one is hitting on you in some game and no one is in shock. you are however the biggest most retarded loser on this site. you're not a ditch digger. you're our cumbucket.

    8. Re:Hybrid professional career was great by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      [...] hitting on you in some game [...]

      Typically in RPGs. Bad enough that the NPCs do it, but the PCs can't take a hint. So I have to kill them.

    9. Re:Hybrid professional career was great by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      I've been on jobs where the IT department has nothing documented, either because they got everything memorized or they don't want to share knowledge to maintain job security. One time I asked about how to transition a DOS-based pharmacy program to a new computer. No one could tell me how to do it, as the last person who did left 13 years earlier. Took me weeks to talk to the vendor, work out the steps on a practice machine, and then coordinate with the IT manager to make it happen. When I wrote up the process and handed it out at a meeting, one the techs told me that I got all the steps correct. The IT manager exploded at the tech for withholding the information.

    10. Re:Hybrid professional career was great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How much of an ugly loser do you have to be to get so little pussy or such ugly pussy that you write drivel like that. Oh right... Heavy Creamer much.

      I was at a karaoke last weekend. Saw a hot Korean girl at the bar. I'm a white Jew but speak Korean, so I sang Bigbang - Fantastic Baby, and she walked over to start a conversation. I bought us a $400 bottle of Dom and was fucking her in the morning. Before you start with your usual "asshats spend too much and are in debt" crap, $400 for me is like $50 is to you. No student loans left from my free ride at UofI either. Doing well in that high school thing you couldn't pull off did that.

      There are people "hitting you your avatar in some game." Your life is some kind of a sad fucking cartoon - things you say are so ridiculous they sound like some kind of a joke.

    11. Re:Hybrid professional career was great by jezwel · · Score: 1
      Yeah we have this. Business wants something, IT says to write down some requirements and they'll architect it and go to market for a solution, or worst case scenario build in-house.
      Business complains it has no money and goes away.
      Later IT gets called to fix a bodged up solution and find the business have propped up a desktop as a quasi-server, wrote some strange code, and now expect IT to turn it into a managed, reliable service.

      Really? This is how you're managing a few billion dolllars worth of assets?
      No, they couldn't find a poofteenth of a percent of their budget to do it right.

      we also have people that do not understand the difference between how their home PCs are managed vs a 10k seat enterprise. No, you don't get to download and install what you want. No you don't get to buy what you want. No you can't subscribe to %any_old_random_software and expect to get it installed asap

      On the other hand we have business teams writing code, getting it QA'd then packaged for delivery faster than I know about.

    12. Re:Hybrid professional career was great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We had this same problem till we actually defined what we did as IT.

      We only supported those tools, solutions and devices that were in our 'portfolio'.
      Brought your own Iphone? Good luck, not our device, not our problem.
      Have a custom-built macro-ridden excel sheet that is essential for your operations? Sure, we'll take care of it after it has been formally delivered to us. Which includes documentation, specification and support solutions.

      Just because it has a button or is software does not mean we will fix, maintain or support it.

    13. Re:Hybrid professional career was great by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      You've my professional sympathy. Troubleshooting or migrating old tools written by someone who did not believe in documentation, who believed in source code as documentation, is one of the sources of my income. Forcing them to actually review the code with me and acknowledge that their code does not, and never did, do what they thought it did is something that has to be handled gracefully or they will engage in political backstabbing and otherwise poisoning the rest of the work.

    14. Re:Hybrid professional career was great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I'm sure you just happened to meet this "tech" at a meeting, and he had perfect recall of shit he did 13 years ago just to be able to fellate you in a meeting.

      The only perfect recall of shit you did 13 years ago are the Ziploc bags of shit you keep in your freezer, you lying fat fuck.

    15. Re:Hybrid professional career was great by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Yes, I'm sure you just happened to meet this "tech" at a meeting, and he had perfect recall of shit he did 13 years ago just to be able to fellate you in a meeting.

      The original tech left 13 years prior. The PCs that I replaced were replacements from six years earlier. Most of the techs have been on the job for 8+ years, including the tech who replaced those PCs six years earlier.

  10. I'm not surprised by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    we're getting squeezed out of traditional tech roles by H1-Bs. Most of us are clever enough so we move on to other roles. Same thing happened to engineers when all the factories went overseas.

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    1. Re:I'm not surprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rather than culture war delusions, why not just acknowledge the reality that IT was a niche skillset that has been commoditized as more people learn them by default during the practice of daily life?

    2. Re:I'm not surprised by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      While I despise the abuse of H1-B visas, a quick google will show that there are over 5 million IT jobs in the U.S. That puts the percentage of H1-Bs pretty low among the population.

      --
      Just another day in Paradise
  11. Filtering resumes by WDot · · Score: 1

    It could also be that filtering by technical degrees is more fine-grained than filtering by all college degrees, or even all relevant college degrees. If there's 100 applicants that are trained in business analysis, and 10 trained in engineering/CS, that could probably pick up business analysis pretty quickly, you just cut down your choices from 110 to 10 (instead of 110 to 100). I've heard anecdotally of engineers being given preference in patent law and finance. In these cases, there's a glut of people with "relevant" skills that are considered less analytical and valuable than engineers.

  12. Tech Savvy? by acoustix · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Is this what we're calling people who are security nightmares for organizations now? The script kiddie who thought it would be fun to store data in Excel/Access files outside of company control and outside of the ERP? They thought it would be cool to store vital company data in multiple spots, so none of it matched and meant that all of the reports conflicted with each other. Is that what we mean by tech savvy?

    Cool. Let me know how that works out for you cause I'm done cleaning up those messes.

    COO: Hey did you know that Andy has a really cool report that shows our operational KPIs?
    Me: Really? How's he doing it?
    COO: I don't know but it's really nice.
    Me: [goes to employee] Andy, how are you getting those reports for management?
    Andy: Oh, I just setup a little Excel/Access/DB over here on this site and then I copy/paste some stuff into from application ___ and then manually fill in some of the other info as I get it.
    Me: Oh, so you're violating company policy by storing that data separately and even outside of company control?
    Andy: Yeah, I guess so.
    Me: Well, I'd like to run a consistency check on the data against our DB. Can you get me a data dump?
    Andy: Sure.
    Me: [runs checks against production data]
    Me: Hey COO, most of the data in Andy's reports are crap. There are serious data integrity issues. You shouldn't base any decisions on those reports.
    COO: what? You need to fix this.
    Me: No, I already provide the reports as you have requested. Those reports are based on the actual data in the system. Not something copied half-assed by a kid with no DB experience.

    --
    "A plan fiendishly clever in its intricacies"- Homer Simpson
    1. Re:Tech Savvy? by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 3, Informative

      You forgot the part where Andy gets promoted to management because he always gets his numbers.

    2. Re:Tech Savvy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly this! Hey, look, Andy made this super fast lookup and visualization web-service of the production data fetching and loading in milliseconds. Let's make him Senior Manager!
      Hey, Andy left the company, and when I look up some new data it can't find it?
      That's because Andy just exported some data from the database when he created the webApp, just loads it into RAM and searches into memory, you jackasses. His WebApp doesn't even connect to the production database. Guess why it was so fast?
      But but but, this is exactly what we wanted, can't you fix it for us? Sorry, can't break the laws of Physics, but thanks for making me look like the bad guy who doesn't want to fix stuff!

    3. Re: Tech Savvy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TFD mean anything to you?

    4. Re:Tech Savvy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From the look of it, you haven't look at the power users or Tech Savvy users point of view.

      What if Andy was never authorized to request IT support without a reasonable cause?

      Or in a case at 2am, the team ran into a problem and IT had already left. Should they really call you back when you aren't under an on-call schedule?

      Also have you ever had to violate company policy because the boss basically gave you a task that you had to violate company policy? (you think the boss know what sh*tty policy they've made?)

      Tech savvy users don't come out of nowhere to make trouble. They come in to fill a hole caused by existing company environment.

    5. Re:Tech Savvy? by acoustix · · Score: 1

      I have viewed it from his PoV. There was no request ever made for "Andy" to do this project. He did it on his own. No authorization. No get out of jail free card for breaking company policy. There was no deadline. There was no hole. He wanted to play around, was careless with company data and unknowingly exposed sensitive information to people outside of the company. He should have been terminated on the spot.

      --
      "A plan fiendishly clever in its intricacies"- Homer Simpson
  13. I'm not saying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "This isn't a case of rogue IT running rampant..."

    AC's rules of wisdom #3 - any time someone says "I'm not saying X..", then they are saying X.

  14. Actually, not at all. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No longer afraid, yes. Actually "savvy" in any meaningful sense of the term, no.

    But look who's talking. They're kings of the mountain^Whill^Wknoll of low-grade "tech savvy certification". This is one of the saddest slashvertisements I've seen so far.

  15. Instructional Designer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a Instructional Designer, I have a degree in Education but I also worked in IT. It is expected that I can write and produce my own elearnings with state of the art authoring tools, maintain technical equipment like cameras and microfones and debug LMS and SCORM Packages.

  16. Just because you can memorize a test bank by Rooked_One · · Score: 1

    doesn't mean you understand the material. Unless certs have changed all of a sudden...

  17. Rogue Apps [Re:Hybrid professional career...] by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    People like you are the bane of my existence... when your undocumented, unsupportable [bleep] is causing *my team* to field support calls at 2 AM on a Sunday morning.

    That's a common problem. "Semi" IT people "in the field" get something practical up and going, but it's a potentially huge maintenance headache down the road.

    The snag is that the "central" IT office usually doesn't have the resources to "do it right" from the start. They get more requests than they can handle, in part because many requests are bogus, but it takes analysis to know that.

    And when the rogue app breaks, SOMEBODY has to try to fix it, and that somebody is often the central IT people when the lone-wolf builder is on vacation or leaves the org.

    But one advantage of this is that the lone-wolf builder has the domain knowledge and direct contacts to make the customers/user happy, at least while it all works. They are doing much of the analysis, prototyping work, and proof of concept. If and when a formal project is started, much of the domain-study foot-work is already done.

    One guy at our org cranked out bunches of apps in MS-Access that users loved. But he retired, and database file corruption issues and lack of documentation created problems for those trying to fill his shoes. However, his apps road-tested his concepts and many were ported to formal apps when the time came.

    The "panic fixes", like your 2am call is still a friggen bummer, though. I don't know of a good solution. Perhaps a compromise can be made whereby the lone-wolf dev is required BY POLICY to answer a series of questions about support and do basic documentation. The questions and requirements may also encourage them to consider maintenance issues. Example questions:

    Is this project critical to the organization?

    What are likely problems if it stops functioning correctly?

    Are you the only one who knows how to fix it?

    Is there a "manual" alternative procedure in case the automated one fails?

    Is there app documentation? If so, where?

    Are there regular backups of the software and data? If so, where?

    1. Re:Rogue Apps [Re:Hybrid professional career...] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IT departments usually have 20-150 such questions! Of course the list is overkill for everything, but it's really really hard to filter the relevant questions, so everything takes time. Today, IT is mostly about buying off-the-shelf solutions and "cloud", praying it is enough, which it never is because everything sucks in many ways once you get to know it. Some tools mature, but then become more crappy, like Jira, when UX designers decided to "improve" it by requiring more mouseclicks.

  18. Flipping Burgers, Cleaning Toilets... by aberglas · · Score: 1

    I am sure there are lots of jobs that IT people ended up taking when the bubble burst...

    1. Re:Flipping Burgers, Cleaning Toilets... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last time, or the next time brought to you by Bit-Rot and Effluvium?

  19. Andy got it done by aberglas · · Score: 1

    Andy first went to the IT dept. They said that it would need to got to the planning committee to get budget, and then to IT management to have resources allocated, then be scheduled some time in the year after next because it was of no interest to the IT department.

    Then Andy just did it himself.

    1. Re: Andy got it done by acoustix · · Score: 1

      Except he didn't go to I.T. first.

      --
      "A plan fiendishly clever in its intricacies"- Homer Simpson
    2. Re: Andy got it done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This.

      I had an "architect" who built, and maintained his own unique version, of a particular source control which shall remain unnamed. (*cough*Subverson*cough*) and made the developers use it. He wanted upgrades beyond what the OS had directly available? Cool. But it didn't handle HTTP so it was incompatible with most public repositories, and it was hardcoded to run only out of the location with the libraries in his home directory, so that meant he had to leave his home directory write accessible and with that directory mounted in the same location on every developer's machine.

      We got to have a little talk about that one, since I'm the one who was *publishing* the updated versions of the unnamed software for an well regarded third-party open source repository. When people start replacing system utilities with their own private little versions and refuse to publish patches upstream, you know there's a problem.

  20. also by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    more workers with driving licenses in non driver roles

    ice cream at six

  21. I knew it! by n329619 · · Score: 1

    Every walking grannies in a suit and Facebook loving officers are really secret IT's.

    They install Linux, use encryption, browse through security channel and most of all backup their files all the time!