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Resident Evil Getting Rebooted Into a Six-Film Franchise (variety.com)

Martin Moszkowicz, chairman of the board at Constantin Film, confirmed to Variety at the Cannes Film Festival that the "Resident Evil" movie franchise is getting rebooted into a six-film franchise. From the report: The franchise was set to end with this year's "Resident Evil: The Final Chapter," which grossed $312 million worldwide after its January release, including an eye-popping $160 million in China alone. Sony helped sow the seeds of success by securing a release for "Resident Evil: Afterlife" and "Resident Evil: Extinction" in China. Based on the Capcom video game, the series launched in 2002 with Paul W.S. Anderson directing, and Anderson, Jeremy Bolt, Bernd Eichinger, and Samuel Hadida producing the first of a six-movie series. The "Resident Evil" movie franchise has earned $1.2 billion worldwide to date, making it Europe's most successful independent horror-genre movie franchise in history and the highest-grossing film series to be based on a video game.

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  1. A Corny but Lovely Series by negRo_slim · · Score: 4, Funny

    But without Milla Jovovich I'll have a hard time getting excited.

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    1. Re:A Corny but Lovely Series by AK+Marc · · Score: 2

      China doesn't care. Li Bingbing was the draw there, and they made more in China than the US. So expect to see more Chinese stars in US movies. Not long before most movies are bilingual...

    2. Re:A Corny but Lovely Series by Maritz · · Score: 1

      Yeah love the Resi films. Delightfully crap.

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    3. Re:A Corny but Lovely Series by davester666 · · Score: 1

      I would have seen the last R.E. movie, but they decided to just show it in 3D, just to boost revenues. This has become a common tactic now.

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    4. Re:A Corny but Lovely Series by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Not long before most movies are bilingual...

      What....Mexican and Chinese....????

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    5. Re:A Corny but Lovely Series by Shatrat · · Score: 1

      I have two normal eyes and can see that 3D effects look like shit. Showing a movie exclusively in 3D is a great way to exclude me from buying a ticket.

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    6. Re:A Corny but Lovely Series by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Or you won't have a hard time at all!

      See what I did there?

    7. Re:A Corny but Lovely Series by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      I have to agree there. I remember the first time seeing such an effect - many years ago at the Terminator attraction in Universal Studios.

      For a brief "ride", it's a neat trick, but I have no desire to see a whole film using that effect - and certainly not all the action movies that ever come out. After Avatar (the first full movie I saw in 3D) the only one I've intentionally watched in 3D afterwards has been The Force Awakens - and that was ONLY after first seeing it in normal mode. I wanted to make sure I experienced it both ways but still considered the standard format the "real" film that I wanted to see first.

      Honestly after 2 chances I doubt I'll ever bother with a 3D movie again.

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    8. Re:A Corny but Lovely Series by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      I made a pair of 2d glasses (well two pairs, out of 2 pairs of 3d glasses).

      It's made it much easier to find showings.

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    9. Re:A Corny but Lovely Series by cyn1c77 · · Score: 1

      China doesn't care. Li Bingbing was the draw there, and they made more in China than the US. So expect to see more Chinese stars in US movies. Not long before most movies are bilingual...

      That's funny. I remember hearing people say that that in 1990 too!

  2. Ah yes, the good old standby... by Notabadguy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why bother coming up with movie ideas when you can just keep remaking movies?

    I can't speak for anyone else, but I can't wait for the remastered, re-released rebooted remaster of the anniversary edition with two extra deleted scenes Guardians of the Galaxy 14.

    1. Re:Ah yes, the good old standby... by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 2

      Which is why I stopped watching Spiderman.

      At some point, you need something new or the audience won't care to watch it.

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    2. Re:Ah yes, the good old standby... by Maritz · · Score: 2

      At some point, you need something new or the audience won't care to watch it.

      I like to think that this is true, but it just doesn't seem to be.

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    3. Re:Ah yes, the good old standby... by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      The last spiderman reboot died immediately.

      Hope springs eternal

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    4. Re:Ah yes, the good old standby... by geekmux · · Score: 2

      The last spiderman reboot died immediately.

      Hope springs eternal

      Doubt it. The last film still grossed over $700 million worldwide, despite mixed reviews and shitty ratings.

      They'll find a way to regurgitate another one. They've got half a century of comic book stories to throw up on the big screen.

    5. Re:Ah yes, the good old standby... by Freischutz · · Score: 1

      Why bother coming up with movie ideas when you can just keep remaking movies?

      I can't speak for anyone else, but I can't wait for the remastered, re-released rebooted remaster of the anniversary edition with two extra deleted scenes Guardians of the Galaxy 14.

      Yeah, I'm getting tired of these 'reboots' too. They're re-booting Resident Evil, they've fucked up the fantastic four reboot, we're now in the third Spiderman reboot, and Batman has been rebooted so often the reset button has worn out and they are shorting the contacts with a screwdriver, ... the list goes on. I'll give Guardians of the Galaxy credit for being new and surprisingly good, same for Deadpool but I'm sure they will wear them out too by rebooting them endlessly half way through the series because some director went off to pout, a lead actor decided to concentrate on more artistic projects or the bean counters decided they knew better how to make a movie than the pouty ego inflated artists do which seems to be the secret formula behind most Hollywood flops.

    6. Re:Ah yes, the good old standby... by righteousness · · Score: 1

      Do you realise that the Deadpool film was a reboot of the Deadpool in the X-Men Origins: Wolverine film?

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    7. Re:Ah yes, the good old standby... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      A Deadpool who doesn't talks isn't Deadpool at all.

    8. Re:Ah yes, the good old standby... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      At some point, you need something new or the audience won't care to watch it.

      Given that Fast & Furious 8 is out and it made $1.2 billion so far, at what point do you think the people need something new?

    9. Re:Ah yes, the good old standby... by JudgeFurious · · Score: 1

      I'm waiting for the Director's Cut of that.

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    10. Re:Ah yes, the good old standby... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      There's a reason most movies are targeted at teenagers. They're old enough to have money to spend on movies, but naive enough to not know that the movie they're going to see has already been remade 50 times before. They figure it out by the time they're in their 20s, but by then there's a new crop of teenagers to replace them.

    11. Re: Ah yes, the good old standby... by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      I'm just wondering how all of this is supposed to go into a downward spiral to end up with the movie "Ass"...

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    12. Re:Ah yes, the good old standby... by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      Why bother coming up with movie ideas when you can just keep remaking movies?

      That's what the music industry said about 15-20 years ago. We'll manufacture music, and they'll keep coming... except "they" didn't, and revenues fell. When your drop the pretty lip-syncer of the day into a song started becoming obvious to more people, those people stopped listening to the same rehash. Movies Will have the same issue. Some movies just cannot be remade to be better, different, yes, "better", well, that's subjective, but no.

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    13. Re:Ah yes, the good old standby... by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      The one glimmer of hope I see here is, if reboots are so common, one of these days they're going to reboot the Transformers series, and then I can watch a Transformers movie not directed by Michael Bay. That means there's a chance (small, I admit) that the plot will actually make sense and I'll finally be able to follow one of the action sequences.

    14. Re:Ah yes, the good old standby... by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      Which is why I stopped watching Spiderman.

      I stopped watching spiderman because without exception the lead actor always fell short. Or maybe it was the storyline. The frequent reboots also didn't help. I haven't watched any of the last 38 entries in the spiderman series. Just can't raise any interest.

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    15. Re:Ah yes, the good old standby... by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      Well, the reality people like to see "new" movies. Even though most stuff (though not all) from the 90's onwards is started to hold up pretty well over time, an old film still feels "old". Even if the quality of the filming is good the cars and clothing styles - still start to feel a little dated. Heck technology even starts to show that a film is old (seeing someone pull out an old Nokia or even a Blackberry looks odd these days).

      As such - particularly with many movie-goers being younger, people seem pretty content to watch "their" version of a particular franchise. For the really big stuff I'm sure it'll be profitable for quite a while to just reboot it every 15 years or so.

      And honestly, while I certainly enjoy new content, I don't mind the reboots either. Lord knows I've gone back and watched a movie that I've seen before or even re-read a book (I think I've read "The Martian Chronicles" 4 times now) - seeing a rebooted franchise is just another method to get a new take on a familiar story.

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    16. Re:Ah yes, the good old standby... by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      Will he finally not be in school?

      Seems unlikely.

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    17. Re:Ah yes, the good old standby... by arth1 · · Score: 1

      The one glimmer of hope I see here is, if reboots are so common, one of these days they're going to reboot the Transformers series, and then I can watch a Transformers movie not directed by Michael Bay. That means there's a chance (small, I admit) that the plot will actually make sense and I'll finally be able to follow one of the action sequences.

      The problem with that is that it may fall upon someone like Uwe Boll or James Nguyen.

    18. Re:Ah yes, the good old standby... by Solandri · · Score: 1

      Seems to be working for Star Wars / Star Trek.

      They wouldn't be (re)making this stuff if fans weren't throwing money at them for doing it. Ultimately, it's people willing to pay to watch these remakes which causes them to be re-made. If you want new movie ideas, you have to show you're willing to pay for them (and not willing to pay for remakes). The explosion of instant Internet reviews has actually worked against us here, as it's become harder for studios to (partially) recoup the costs of a new movie idea which flops. That makes them less likely to experiment with new movie ideas, and more likely to stick to tried and true ideas - which means a lot more remakes and reboots.

      In a way, it's the same problem I'm seeing with science and R&D. Those have traditionally advanced via the shotgun approach: Lots of people try lots of different things; most miss, but some hit, and the stuff that hits is what allows technology to advance. But managers demanding success from researchers, regulations increasing the cost of trying and failing, and media increasingly and selectively mocking failures, has resulted in technology advancing more via a slower evolutionary approach rather than by leaps and bounds. The inkjet printer was invented by a bunch of guys playing with electrostatic charges to make globs of liquid move, with no thought whatsoever for practical applications.

      You have to be tolerant of failure if you want lots of success. And decreased tolerance of failure leads to decreased success.

    19. Re:Ah yes, the good old standby... by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      Since when was Star Wars rebooted?

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    20. Re: Ah yes, the good old standby... by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      No, that's a TV show. "Ass" is a movie.

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    21. Re:Ah yes, the good old standby... by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 1

      The problem is that studios are making money in a fairly safe method with the reboots and remakes so, to them at least, it doesn't make sense to take a risk on a new and innovative film. Even if I wanted to put my money on a new movie there hasn't been anything from Hollywood that's been worth looking at.

    22. Re:Ah yes, the good old standby... by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Each movie in the series has been new and different.

      it hasn't been the same trilogy 2.66 times.

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    23. Re:Ah yes, the good old standby... by lgw · · Score: 1

      That was what the call a "soft reboot". They acknowledge (some of) the previous canon, but then mostly ignore it. Less annoying to the hardcore fans, but still a reboot. Plus they just made the first movie over again, but with worse characters, worse plot, and worse effects, so totally a reboot in form.

      I don't know what Rogue One was supposed to be - spent 2 hours waiting for the good parts. Apparently they filmed some good parts, then cut them out.

      Still, maybe Disney can find someone competent for the next one. It's not a forgone conclusion.
       

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    24. Re: Ah yes, the good old standby... by desdinova+216 · · Score: 1

      don't we have that already or is "America's Funniest videos" no longer on the air?

    25. Re:Ah yes, the good old standby... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Which is why I stopped watching Spiderman.

      The problem with Spiderman and Batman is that the stories are very rich, but the studios insist on repeating the origin story or some variation thereof over and over again.

    26. Re:Ah yes, the good old standby... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      And you ruined it by putting 14 on the end. You do realise a different plot with the same characters is still a new movie idea right?

    27. Re:Ah yes, the good old standby... by Wulf2k · · Score: 1

      No, it didn't.

      The "Avenger's - Civil War" Spiderman is getting a dedicated movie soon.

      Unless you meant the Spiderman reboot before that, and not the reboot before that reboot.

      They should really number these things.

      "Spiderman Universe 3 Movie 2"

      I'm personally staying out of it all until SU4M7E13P2.

      I hear Uncle Ben dies in that one.

    28. Re:Ah yes, the good old standby... by Wulf2k · · Score: 1

      My understanding is that if they "don't" make a Spiderman movie often enough, the rights will revert to Marvel.

      So every few years they dust it off, release some crap that's guaranteed to pay for the movie and a few years of hookers 'n blow, and shelve it until the best-before date again.

      No real care given to the character, just making sure they don't lose control of him.

    29. Re:Ah yes, the good old standby... by Briareos · · Score: 1

      Uh... the rights already reverted back to Marvel - that's why the upcoming next one might actually not suck for once...

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    30. Re:Ah yes, the good old standby... by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      My understanding is that if they "don't" make a Spiderman movie often enough, the rights will revert to Marvel.

      So every few years they dust it off, release some crap that's guaranteed to pay for the movie and a few years of hookers 'n blow, and shelve it until the best-before date again.

      No real care given to the character, just making sure they don't lose control of him.

      I'd swear they made them with hookers n blow, or at least the results are about what you'd expect if they did. Maybe they should allow the rights to revert to Marvel instead of dragging it through the untalented muck of the last 42 versions.

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    31. Re:Ah yes, the good old standby... by Wulf2k · · Score: 1

      Not quite, but close enough.

      http://variety.com/2015/film/n...

      Fox retains the right to reboot it 89 more times, but Marvel gets a turn as well.

    32. Re:Ah yes, the good old standby... by Wulf2k · · Score: 1

      Er, Sony, not Fox. Whatever, you get the gist.

    33. Re:Ah yes, the good old standby... by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      In the comic books they graduate him, and let him live a life.

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    34. Re:Ah yes, the good old standby... by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      Er, Sony, not Fox. Whatever, you get the gist.

      Well, that explains the peculiar lack of creativity in those movies.

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    35. Re:Ah yes, the good old standby... by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

      Music died because radios were replaced by MP3 players and there's less exposure to new things now... you have to sell 'more of the same' because people like what's in their personal collection and want more of it. But movies? Kids used to be poor. These days, they have enough money (and they're freer with it) to be a great target demographic.

      As they get older and they get experience they wise up, and then they age out. So what? There's another batch of tweens just itching to watch the latest crap you're churning out A bit older, and you don't have to be that much more inventive to hold on to them a few more years. What you make today can be exploited for nostalgia in 15 years... but in 20 it can be remade because the original audience has been completely replaced and the majority of your new audience won't even know they're consuming rehashed media.

      I still don't get how some properties get 'rebooted' before anyone's forgotten the previous iteration - though in the case of the Hulk I'm glad because they got it so wrong the first time.

  3. Anyone still giving a shit? by Opportunist · · Score: 2

    Anyone being excited to see yet another movies of a game that butchers both, the game story along with any movie you enjoy?

    Game stories don't really make great movie stories. First, they are too short. You can do a sensibly sized game with a story that fills about 15-30 minutes of a movie. Why? Because the player fills the other hours. And any more than 15-30 minutes of story is going to bore the player who wants an engaging gaming experience first and good cutscenes later.

    A movie is just cutscenes.

    And that also means that they can't just be the little icing on the cake to spice things up, they have to BE the cake. Because there is no interactive part.

    There is also that problem that the whole action scenes are interactive in a game. Which also means that you get away with making them a lot less intricate and choreographed because not only you cannot (since one part of the choreography is the player, who needs to be given pretty free reign to make playing the game interesting), you can simply offload the excitement part onto the player. No such option with movies where people will just passively watch the action. And that better be more exciting than a battle routine where your enemy goes through phases that you have to learn and react to them.

    All that has been tried before. And so far I cannot remember a single time when it was done right. If you want to make a movie, great. If you want to make yet another zombie movie, ok. But please, find something new to write. It's boring to rehash the same old story over and over. We already know how zombies in RE work. There is no way you can make this exciting. The games aren't really getting any more exciting through the story anymore either. The story is written and done.

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    1. Re:Anyone still giving a shit? by Plus1Entropy · · Score: 1

      Game stories don't really make great movie stories. First, they are too short.

      Generally, I would think the opposite is true. Many games have stories that would require a Game of Thrones style multi-season TV series to cover them.

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    2. Re:Anyone still giving a shit? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Like which one?

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    3. Re:Anyone still giving a shit? by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1

      Like which one?

      Starcraft -> Broodwars -> WingsOfLiberty ->HeartOfTheSwarm -> LegacyOfTheVoid.

      That probably requires an entire season to make sense, although to be fair the games spanned two decades.

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    4. Re:Anyone still giving a shit? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      So, essentially, Falling Down?

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    5. Re:Anyone still giving a shit? by goose-incarnated · · Score: 2

      If Starship Troopers is any gauge, it isn't even enough plot for one movie.

      Why would Starship Troopers serve as a gauge? The movie wasn't even based on the book of the same name, you know. They made a different movie and then named it Starship Troopers because they already had the rights and wanted some name recognition.

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    6. Re:Anyone still giving a shit? by Plus1Entropy · · Score: 2

      Pretty much any RPG. For a particular example, I believe The Witcher 3 is supposed to have the equivalent of 4-5 novels worth of dialog.

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    7. Re:Anyone still giving a shit? by Plus1Entropy · · Score: 1

      It's not. Starcraft is nothing like Starship Troopers, in the sense that Saving Private Ryan is nothing like Hogan's Heroes, in spite of them both being about Americans in the Second World War.

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    8. Re:Anyone still giving a shit? by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      Starship Troopers is a major disappointment, but it was intended to be Starship Troopers from Heinlein from very early on - I followed its development, it wasnt shot or even pitched as a different film.

    9. Re:Anyone still giving a shit? by goose-incarnated · · Score: 2

      Starship Troopers is a major disappointment, but it was intended to be Starship Troopers from Heinlein from very early on - I followed its development, it wasnt shot or even pitched as a different film.

      I thought it was originally a different movie called Bug Hunt:

      It originally started out as an unrelated script called Bug Hunt, before the studio acquired the rights to the novel and Verhoeven, disgusted by what little he was able to stomach of Heinlein's book, had the script rewritten to deepen the satire.

      TBH, I didn't follow it very closely but much of the information about this movie says it was originally called bughunt, and that the script was written before they decided to "base" it on the book.The link I gave above is one of many (IIRC, this info was also in a book written by the films producer/scriptwriter/someone).

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    10. Re:Anyone still giving a shit? by phayes · · Score: 1

      Verhoeven never made it to (or was incapable of understanding) the books more subtle points, and in particular that people only have the rights that they are willing to defend. Even considering it completely divorced from Heinlein's Starship troopers the movies fails to stand on it's own.

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    11. Re: Anyone still giving a shit? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      That's pretty much a given when the whole plot of the game is essentially "evil corp makes virus that makes zombies, then tries to hush it up. In comes big hero and kills all zombies".

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    12. Re:Anyone still giving a shit? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Starship Troopers is a major disappointment, but it was intended to be Starship Troopers from Heinlein from very early on - I followed its development, it wasnt shot or even pitched as a different film.

      I prefer Starship Trooper by Yes.....

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    13. Re:Anyone still giving a shit? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Like which one?

      Civilization II

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    14. Re:Anyone still giving a shit? by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      Yes doesnt get enough credit for being so awesome.

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    15. Re:Anyone still giving a shit? by lgw · · Score: 1

      Yeah, Verhoeven the idiot didn't read the book, and so didn't realize it was already satire of a sort - the sort that doesn't wink at you. Which is to bad, as he screwed up the most important point of the book from a story/interest perspective: the troopers were good at what they did. The character arcs, mostly missing in the film, are a bit darker because of this.

      But the script makes a lot more sense as something not based on the book.

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  4. Awesome by MrKaos · · Score: 1

    Something new that we've never seen before, again.

    Account's should not have decisions in making movies, erh, franchises.

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  5. Paint Dry: The Other Wall by geekmux · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "The franchise was set to end with this year's "Resident Evil: The Final Chapter," which grossed $312 million worldwide..."

    If sitting in a movie theater watching Paint Dry for two hours drew that kind of revenue, we would see Paint Dry: The Other Wall filming next month. From a financial standpoint, they're never going to fix what's not broken, and clearly this recycling bullshit is what consumers want.

    It's rather sad and weird that new content seems to not be drawing the revenue creators were hoping for.

    1. Re:Paint Dry: The Other Wall by edx93 · · Score: 1

      I think you mean Paint Drying II: The Other Wall. Wow! Can't wait! Another glorious 10 hours of watching paint dry!

    2. Re:Paint Dry: The Other Wall by Talderas · · Score: 1

      Netflix has an hour long movie of an oscillating fan.

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    3. Re:Paint Dry: The Other Wall by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      I wonder if a better title for this final RE movie would be "Resident Evil: Milla Jovovich Is Getting Too Old For This Shit And Wants To Play With Her Kids".

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  6. Genred Out by mentil · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I saw a headline on some entertainment website, that there are like 150 remakes/reboots in the works at Hollywood, along with a further ~250 sequels. That's not including adaptations of old comics/tv series. I'm just waiting for a reboot of the old film where a train comes toward the viewer, and then cinema can call it a day.
    Even indie films seem to be running out of ideas, all the well-rated ones I've seen recently are pretty similar to what has come before and usually fit neatly into an established genre. Or else they're (seemingly intentionally) incomprehensible. Perhaps the gaps inbetween genres were filled in and no new genres can exist. The 'found footage' subgenre is essentially a retread of the 'mockumentary' subgenre, now that I think of it.

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    1. Re:Genred Out by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      I saw a headline on some entertainment website, that there are like 150 remakes/reboots in the works at Hollywood, along with a further ~250 sequels.

      That's sad on the remakes/reboots/sequels.

      The 'found footage' subgenre is essentially a retread of the 'mockumentary' subgenre, now that I think of it.

      Found footage isn't a subgenre, it's a "didn't have enough money to pay for actors so I shake the camera enough so you can't focus on the terrible acting" distraction, a la Project Almanac, or likely anything else down recently by Michael Bay.

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    2. Re:Genred Out by omnichad · · Score: 1

      reboot of the old film where a train comes toward the viewer

      This was done in a roundabout way with the movie Hugo. And in 3D, too.

      This was actually one of the few movies that used 3D as an actual cinematic element in the same way you would artfully use focus and camera angles. And was actually shot stereoscopically rather than a cheap up-conversion. It was also a tribute to some of the earliest movies lost to time - but a work of art in itself.

      It was also a kids' movie.

    3. Re:Genred Out by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      I've seen recently are pretty similar to what has come before and usually fit neatly into an established genre.

      Sure if you define an idea by its genre then you'll find there haven't been new ideas in at least 50 years.

  7. Well, the only way is up by Gaygirlie · · Score: 1

    I actually really liked the first Resident Evil - movie, the second was ok, but the rest of them I just yawned and rolled my eyes through and now afterwards I just can't recall those movies at all -- it's like I had never even seen them in the first place, which I find quite funny. Now, I have not played the games, I do not have any connection to the lore or anything, so I only watched those movies as exactly that: movies about some mutating viral zombie-thingamabob. Seeing as how exceedingly quickly the movies hit the rock bottom quality-wise I have a hard time imagining any reboots can get any worse; either they'll stay as bad, or get better.

    1. Re:Well, the only way is up by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      That almost exactly sums up my own experience, though I do remember movie #3 a bit.

      I'm hoping to get one or two enjoyable films out of the reboot, before it gets pointless and rehashy.

  8. Final Chapter Syndrome... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    Hollywood used to wait 30 years before recycling old movies for a new audience. Now they can't even wait 90+ days after the last movie to reboot the franchise.

    1. Re:Final Chapter Syndrome... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No it didn't.

      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt00...

      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt00...

      You're full of shit again, and not just from ingesting Krispy Kreme through a firehose, you fat fuck.

    2. Re:Final Chapter Syndrome... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt00...

      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt00...

      Interesting. I wasn't aware that there was a 1931 version of "The Maltese Falcon." The 1941 remake was obviously a lot more successful of the two.

    3. Re:Final Chapter Syndrome... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      I'd bet you are also not aware of the 1925 Wizard of Oz.

      Actually, I have. Oliver Hardy played the Tin Man.

      So much for your "30 year" theory,

      I'm looking forward to the Logan's Run remake, which will be based on the novel and not the 1970's movie..

    4. Re:Final Chapter Syndrome... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Watching Logan's Run would be the most exercise you've had in years!

      In addition to walking 20 minutes on the treadmill, I also pulled 75 reps @ 75 pounds and 15 reps @ 150 pounds on the sit-up rowing machine. Not quite ready to pull 5 reps @ 300 pounds yet.

    5. Re:Final Chapter Syndrome... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Like, a whole 20 minutes?

      That's 20 minutes and 5 minute cool down period.

      And 20 minutes... how was your breathing after?

      Regular.

      You sure they didn't nail it to the ceiling so they could cart your immobile body under it?

      Are you that stupid?

    6. Re:Final Chapter Syndrome... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      No it didn't.

      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt00...

      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt00...

      You're full of shit again, and not just from ingesting Krispy Kreme through a firehose, you fat fuck.

      I love the literalism on slashdot. "Ha, you said X, and I found a couple of counter-examples, so you're just a big fat liar!"

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    7. Re:Final Chapter Syndrome... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      You have to be far on the Aspie spectrum to not see the humor here.

      You missed the part where I'm ROFL as my comments make you stupider and stupider.

    8. Re: Final Chapter Syndrome... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Damn Creimer what did you do to that poor AC. You are going to have to add him to your foe list. He has a bone to pick with you.

      My boner of contention comes from the half-dozen asshats who jumped on Slashdot at 5PM Pacific and start spiking my comments for the day.

    9. Re: Final Chapter Syndrome... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      [...] only 6 people [...]

      There are six asshats who do nothing but post shit about my comments starting at 5PM Pacific. I laid down my markers for the day. I'm going to sit back and watch.

    10. Re: Final Chapter Syndrome... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      I just got off of work (late as usual) and went through your history. plenty of people shitting all over you during the day as well. are you going to conveniently ignore that?

      Yes. No one wrote six paragraphs of vitriol that is the hallmark of the half-dozen asshats who shit post overnight. Maybe they're shy after getting push back from other readers.

    11. Re: Final Chapter Syndrome... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      There's no team of 6 people posting after 5PM Pacific.

      They are six asshats who have been hounding me for the last two weeks.

    12. Re: Final Chapter Syndrome... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Given all that, maybe this is now one of those posts that in you mind is made by the 5pm "asshats." I'm sure it is.

      Uh, no. You're too nice. You lacked the vitriol that makes other readers recoil and then push back. For the most part, this would be a comment I would ignore.

    13. Re: Final Chapter Syndrome... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      the only asshat I've noticed consistently pounding you in your fat ass is me.

      We're off to the races!

    14. Re: Final Chapter Syndrome... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Gonna go pop open a bottle of 97 Opus One just for you and enjoy reading the rest of the "6 people" shitting on you tonight.

      You may have been a nerd in school but your posts smell like a dirty old jock strap. Here your are. Beating up on the fat kid from the short bus. What a man! Coward...

    15. Re: Final Chapter Syndrome... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      I literally cannot even imagine what it would be like to live a life like yours.

      If I told you everything about my life, you would be running out the door screaming. One person whom I told my life story to didn't even bother to open the screen door.

    16. Re: Final Chapter Syndrome... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      The guy names one of the most well-known wines in the world and that to you sounds like a jock strap.

      I'm not a wine drinker and wine drinkers don't impress me.

    17. Re: Final Chapter Syndrome... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      You see Creamer, by 47, a nerd who is successful would know what Opus One is.

      Success comes from working hard, living a sober life, and being grateful for what God gave you.

      Both my mom and dad are PhDs, and that's where I started.

      You're the snotty rich kid. That explains a lot.

    18. Re: Final Chapter Syndrome... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Go pray your loser working class bullshit on another site.

      I must have struck a nerve. The 1% always get nervous around working-class techs.

    19. Re: Final Chapter Syndrome... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      What races?

      Race to the bottom. Do you seriously everyone else likes reading about your schoolyard antics.

  9. Finally by notsteve · · Score: 1

    Finally.

  10. Not Deadpool by sjbe · · Score: 2

    Do you realise that the Deadpool film was a reboot of the Deadpool in the X-Men Origins: Wolverine film?

    They might have called the character Deadpool but that wasn't Deadpool. That shared as much with the source material as the iRobot movie shared with the Issac Asimov book or Starship Troopers shared with the Heinlin novel.

    1. Re:Not Deadpool by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      I'd argue even less than irobot, at least irobot vaguely had to do with the theme of AI and its implications.

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    2. Re:Not Deadpool by righteousness · · Score: 1

      Both characters' real name was Wade Wilson and both were played by Ryan Reynolds. How can they not be the same character?

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  11. Re:My only problem was the film editing by ausekilis · · Score: 1

    I've been rewatching Daredevil season 2 and I have to agree with all your points. Jon Bernthal as The Punisher is quite possibly my favorite Marvel character these days. In one episode Punisher goes from being tortured, to kicking everyones ass, to opening up his backstory to Daredevil. Bernthal's ability to go from badass to raging bull to broken man was incredible in that episode. Very well written, and even though The Punisher is by far the most violent, brutal killer in the Marvel TV universe, you still feel for him after that broken man scene.

    Comic books have been telling (sometimes retelling) great stories for decades. At least someone is taking notice and bringing them to life.

  12. Eh... by circularWaffle · · Score: 1

    I liked the first couple in the series. But, I wish they'd make the movies like the first couple games were...Regular cops/people trying to fight an epidemic that some lab created, fighting through it by scavenging and solving puzzles/riddles. I know that's all video game-esque stuff. But, that's why most of us loved it when Resident Evil first released as a movie, I think. I really hope they produce a new take on the movie with a different story. This drawn out plot has gone, and has been, pretty stale since like the third movie came out. I want a new plot, a different perspective at the least. That's what these damn games were built on! "Play through this perspective, and it's on to the next in the next game". All Hollywood did with the last set of movies was play on our nostalgia...and then did basically nothing new with it over several movies.

    1. Re:Eh... by circularWaffle · · Score: 1

      If I'm being completely honest, I didn't even know that lol. I'm just looking at the story and thinking, "dude, this is not how the games went." Like, I was expecting them to start with a certain perspective with certain characters, then in other sequels, move on to an entirely different perspective with different characters. But, I do see your point. That does seem like a pretty biased way to create these films.

  13. Re:Get rid of own resident evil by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

    Eliminate our Resident Evil. Exterminate the Muslim religion.

    That's one way to ensure we don't get more films: start a campaign to associate muslim terrorists with "resident evil".

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  14. Re:Horror-genre? OK, but nipples played a HUGE, by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1
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  15. Re:What is resident evil? by omnichad · · Score: 1

    Called "Biohazard" in Japan, it was a game series that was designed as if it were an interactive B-movie with its own terrible acting and cut scenes. Making it into a A-list movie is completely the wrong direction to go with that, but that's what has happened with multiple sequels and now a reboot.

  16. Re:Why? by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

    I think pathetic is a more appropriate description.

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  17. New Series Title by sqorbit · · Score: 1

    "Resident Evil - The Fast and Furious Series"

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  18. Re:What is resident evil? by AvitarX · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure it was an a list movie. More of a B+.

    It had decent effects, but was pretty damned campy.

    No super high dollar stars either.

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  19. Re:What is resident evil? by omnichad · · Score: 1

    I don't remember it. But if the acting was as bad as in the game, it would at least be memorable.

  20. For Odin's SAKE Hollywood... by Ferretman · · Score: 1

    ...at least TRY to come up with an original idea! TRY. You can do it!!!

    Ferret

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  21. Re:What is resident evil? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    I don't remember it. But if the acting was as bad as in the game, it would at least be memorable.

    The movie was "really-not-very-good" bad rather than "so-bad-its-brilliant" bad.

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  22. Re:What is resident evil? by AvitarX · · Score: 1

    It was the first time I saw lasers turn into a grid and cut someone into waffle cubes.

    That was a fun little scene.

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  23. Re:What is resident evil? by lgw · · Score: 1

    The acting was fine, but the writing/dialog was as bad as the game, to make up for it. They're really a fun watch, with reasonable action direction in most of them, and all totally cheesy. The plot doesn't really connect with the games, though - not sure why - but it's equally silly.

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  24. Haven't seen any! by antdude · · Score: 1

    Maybe that's a good thing? :P

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  25. Is this a joke? by wkwilley2 · · Score: 1

    This article is a little late for April Fools' day.

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  26. Re:700 million world wide by geekmux · · Score: 1

    3 billion people on the net

    and you can only make 700 million with all that adverting and spin and such is AWFUL

    lets say avg ticket of 10 bucks 70 million ...is about 2.3 % of all the people on the net and about .93% of the world saw your movie

    Your statistics mean jack shit until you compare and contrast it against the average movie, as well as another Marvel-based movie (hint: the rest of the planet are likely not Marvel comic book fans). At the end of the day, the creators of movies only really care about one thing; PROFIT. If the movie only cost $100 million to make, then I'd say they accomplished their goal.

    ...and im going to say that most of the cash is form 20 dollar pop n popcorn alongside the 10 dollar ticket

    the reason a lot of theatres are going out of business is the very fact of the above....30-40 bucks per person to see a movie .....no thanks

    On opening weekend, I can go Saturday morning before noon and catch a first-run movie for about eight bucks. If I want a snack, I'll hit the grocery store on the way to the theater and buy something for less than two bucks. It's not hard to avoid getting financially raped, and those prices haven't really changed in years. And with revenue still being measured in hundreds of millions, it sure as shit doesn't seem like popcorn makers or movie theaters are going out of business. Clearly people don't mind paying obscene prices for the experience.