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Apple 'Error 53' Sting Operation Caught Staff Misleading Customers, Court Documents Allege (theguardian.com)

AmiMoJo writes: "Australia's consumer watchdog carried out a sting operation against Apple which it says caught staff repeatedly misleading iPhone customers about their legal rights to a free repair or replacement after a so-called 'error 53' malfunction, court documents reveal," reports The Guardian. Error 53 refers to an error message that renders iPhones useless if third-party repairs are made. From the report: "The case, set to go to trial in mid-December, accuses Apple of wrongly telling customers they were not entitled to free replacements or repair if they had taken their devices to an unauthorized third-party repairer. That advice was allegedly given even where the repair -- a screen replacement, for example -- was not related to the fault. Apple has so far chosen to remain silent about the case brought by the Australian Competition and Consumer Commission (ACCC). But court documents obtained by Guardian Australia show the company has denied the ACCC's allegations, saying it did not mislead or cause any harm to its Australian customers. The documents also show how the ACCC used undercover methods to investigate Apple. Investigators, posing as iPhone customers, called all 13 Apple retailers across Australia in June last year. They told Apple staff their iPhone speakers had stopped working after screens were replaced by a third party. Apple's response was the same in each of the 13 calls, the ACCC alleges."

191 comments

  1. They're all the same by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

    Error 53, order 66... in the end, you lose.

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    1. Re:They're all the same by SomeoneFromBelgium · · Score: 1

      Quite the contrary. I win!
      And BTW I find your lack of faith disturbing.

  2. How did that happen by lucm · · Score: 1

    We're handcuffed when it comes to phones. How did that happen. How did things become so sketchy and crooked with that specific segment of the tech industry. Why do we accept that.

    Apple is a bunch of fuckers, no doubt about it, but this scam is probably somewhat similar with Android vendors.

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    1. Re:How did that happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      People keep buying them.

    2. Re: How did that happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They don't even know half the time. They're told it comes with the plan. Then two years later they've paid for 2 iPhones in fees but have only one :) service with a smile.

    3. Re:How did that happen by Zaelath · · Score: 0

      this scam is probably somewhat similar with Android vendors.

      The fuck are you talking about? There's no evidence of that at all.

    4. Re:How did that happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Well it *is* called a walled garden for a reason. You are either inside the wall or outside the wall. Tim Cook and company are always adding more mortar, barbed wire and bricks to the wall. Sadly there are more sheep than wolves in the Apple camp.

      This isn't much different than the current printer ink cartridge sue-fest. Each company wants to make sure you only purchase from them.. and you always re-supply/fix from them. It is a guaranteed revenue stream that makes the shareholders sing with glee.

      Peace.

    5. Re:How did that happen by Aighearach · · Score: 0

      We're handcuffed when it comes to phones.

      You should work on speaking from the 1st person and owning your statements. Nobody forced you to try to speak for me.

      How did that happen.

      You sold your soul to Brandybrand(TM)

      Why do we accept that.

      You accept it because you're an idiot.

    6. Re:How did that happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you ask so many questions. Why don't you put a question mark at the end. Is your keyboard broken.

    7. Re:How did that happen by AmazingRuss · · Score: 1

      I just replaced the battery in my 6, and it works fine. What triggers this?

    8. Re: How did that happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Touch ID sensor replacement gets detected whenever IOS updates and sets off error 53.

    9. Re:How did that happen by DougReed · · Score: 1

      It doesn't stop there! Farmers are being hit the same way by John Deer and other manufactures of farm and similar equipment. Manufactures are denying farmers the right to repair their tractors. The poor farmer has to pay exorbitant repair costs because it has been deemed illegal for them to repair their own equipment.

    10. Re:How did that happen by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Manufactures are denying farmers the right to repair their tractors.

      There is a movement to change that, but alas, they have been repeatedly out lobbied and out donationed by the manufacturers. The farmers are too diffuse and disorganized to be an effective special interest group.

    11. Re:How did that happen by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 2

      I just replaced the battery in my 6, and it works fine. What triggers this?

      Error 53 is invoked by Replacing the Display Assembly, but failing to TRANSFER the ORIGINAL Home Button/Touch ID Sensor (which is PAIRED with the SystemOn[a]Chip soldered to YOUR iP6's logic board) to the NEW Display Assembly, then Booting the Unit.

      It's an anti-theft/anti-confiscation measure, not an anti-repair gotcha. C

      (Rolls eyes)
       

    12. Re: How did that happen by guruevi · · Score: 1

      The poor farmer that has a multi-million dollar model? The John Deere you buy sub-100k doesn't have those issues, it's the factory-on-wheels and they have a shit ton more moving parts and electronics than even a high end car and you can still repair them with after market parts, as long as you get a competent technician, you just can't expect Deere to continue supporting the system.

      The outrage is that third party repairs void warranty and support contracts, if you've ever fixed your family's computer, you can understand why companies are taking these routes.

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    13. Re:How did that happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So this happens because the Secure Enclave isn't really that secure and could be compromised by replacing the TouchID sensor.

    14. Re:How did that happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So this happens because the Secure Enclave isn't really that secure and could be compromised by replacing the TouchID sensor.

      Yes. The concern is effectively that you can compromise the vault by just changing the keypad on the front of it.

    15. Re:How did that happen by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      they reversed already

      besides, it could just revert back to asking the code onscreen. or letting you reset the device.

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    16. Re:How did that happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So don't by Deere then. Their tractor couldv'e been the best one if you were allowed to repair it yourself. But you are not allowed to do that, so the extra cost of a manufacturer repair shop (and transporting your broken tractor there whenever something breaks) means the Deere simply is not the best tractor for you.

      Buy another brand - some are fine with third-party/DIY repairs. Farmers don't need to be a well-organized lobby to do this - just don't buy the tractor with the weird issues.

    17. Re:How did that happen by mindwhip · · Score: 1

      You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

      The problem is once you are inside the wall you constantly being brainwashed and despite being free to walk through the exit any time you have to give up all the apps you have paid for along with icloud for backups of your precious memories and your dependency on itunes to easily manage your music (yes you can use itunes with other devices but it is a lot more manual work) and even simple things like moving contacts and browser bookmarks etc are far from quick and painless.

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    18. Re:How did that happen by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      they reversed already

      besides, it could just revert back to asking the code onscreen. or letting you reset the device.

      But it actually seems that Apple accidentally left some Production Testing code in an iOS9 build, causing the Error 53.

      They released a patched version of iOS 9 last February to both fix the problem, AND "unbrick" phones that had inadvertently been "caught" by the test-code.

      http://ifixit.org/blog/7924/er...

    19. Re:How did that happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only people who were wrong were the LYING Apple support staff that despite https://support.apple.com/en-u... knowing about the problem have been 100% caught LYING to customers at every Apple store in Australia.

      They knew there was a simple fix for their incompetent error, but LIED to all customers who contacted them about this problem.

    20. Re:How did that happen by Zaelath · · Score: 1

      Fuck you and all, mod.

  3. I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and four of them had problems out of the box. Three either had keys that didn't work or keycaps that weren't attached to the scissors (I think that's the right word). The fourth simply wouldn't boot. In every case, the Apple Store at first refused to replace the laptop. They claimed they could only send them back for depot repairs. The first time was a 17" PowerBook that I think was $3,300 in December 2003. I let them send it back for repairs, and it was fourteen weeks before I got it back. After that experience, I argued like hell and threatened chargebacks. It's amazing how Apple typically make such high quality stuff, but their customer service is just garbage.

    1. Re:I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

      I bought a second generation iPhone (3G) from the Apple store in Bellevue Square Mall (in the Seattle area and was home to Microsoft before our IPO), and it didn't work out of the box. I bought the phone in the store then walked to my car and opened the packaging. It rebooted a couple of times after crashing, and the volume buttons didn't work. I walked back to the store, and the employee claimed they couldn't replace it under warranty since it had water damage. Fortunately, I had bought it with my American Express card, so the threat of calling them got them to eventually after a couple of hours of arguing got them to replace it. The replacement was a refurbished one that gave me problems the entire three years I used it. Apple makes great products, but has terrible customer service.

    2. Re:I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL, I had three PowerBooks in a row that had broken G keys out of the box. I know what you mean by taking weeks to repair since in early 2014, my PowerBook was out of my hands for many weeks even though it was broken new out of the box. I understand repair part shortages, but if something doesn't work new out of the box, you should replace it with a new device.

    3. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Apple has quality products... yet you had lots of problems... makes total sense.

    4. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      10 out of 10 stars. Gave me problems for years. Great product! Have already bought another one.

    5. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Been burned twice at Apple stores. It just amazes me how Apple works so hard at making great products then allows their stores to just stomp all over customers.

    6. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amazing products, but just terrible retail stores. I've been burnt twice with damaged products I bought new that they refused to replace until I said the magical word chargeback.

    7. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you retarded? "Great products" my hairy ass. Like this stupid touchbar and a defective keyboard on a macbook?

      Everything cocksucker Tim Cock releases is full of shit.

    8. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet people are just all about Apple I can tell you the number of shit laptops and Ultrabooks that I've purchased all running various versions of Windows and ZERO have ever come with a broken keyboard. Yet people are all over Apple's tit

    9. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every company sometimes ships things that don't work. It's just too bad that the Apple stores try to give you a refurbished product as a replacement when you bought new.

    10. Re:I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our plan we've used since 2003 since we switched to Apple products is to buy just after Thanksgiving then to schedule appointments at an Apple store on a weekend near Christmas. Apple always tries their crap of requiring you to send in new out of the box laptops that don't work in for repair that can take weeks or tries to give you refurbished laptops, but we simply don't agree to that. Disrupting them on a holiday weekend and making sure you complain loud enough so that other customers can hear you puts pressure on them to give you a new replacement. If you have the patience to argue for a few hours, they'll eventually give-in and give you a working new laptop.

    11. Re:I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      and four of them had problems out of the box. Three either had keys that didn't work or keycaps that weren't attached to the scissors (I think that's the right word). The fourth simply wouldn't boot. In every case, the Apple Store at first refused to replace the laptop. They claimed they could only send them back for depot repairs. The first time was a 17" PowerBook that I think was $3,300 in December 2003. I let them send it back for repairs, and it was fourteen weeks before I got it back. After that experience, I argued like hell and threatened chargebacks. It's amazing how Apple typically make such high quality stuff, but their customer service is just garbage.

      Of course. That's why they keep being at the top of independent customer satisfaction surveys, year after year.

      You can say a lot of things about Apple; but "bad customer service" ain't one of them.

      You're a fucking liar and an Anonymous Coward to boot.

    12. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish Apple repairs only took fourteen weeks. The last two laptops we bought from an Apple Store that wouldn't work took much longer than fourteen weeks.

    13. Re:I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 1

      You are just as anonymous. Unless you'd care to post your email address. And then you're just as anonymous behind said email address.

      But you're angry at this whole fever swamp of bullshit, aren't you? They are picking on your fav company.

    14. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Every company sometimes ships things that don't work. It's just too bad that the Apple stores try to give you a refurbished product as a replacement when you bought new.

      I hate that too; but everyone does it, especially with mobile devices.

      The truth is, even with a very low failure rate, the sheer numbers of cellphones means that there is a pretty damn long queue for repairs. So, if someone wanted THEIR phone back, not only would it become a tracking nightmare during the repair process; but the owner would be LIVID by the time, MONTHS LATER, when they actually got THEIR original device back!

      I know the actual repair doesn't take that long; but it takes that long to get through the REPAIR QUEUE...

      Think about it.

    15. Re:I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 0

      Amazing.

      Another Apple horror story, yet another AC.

      What a coincidence!

    16. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This. Most of what you buy from an Apple Store "just works." The ones we bought that didn't took most of a year to get fixed.

    17. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 0

      Amazing.

      Another Apple horror story, another AC.

      What a coincidence!

      NOT.

    18. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      All the pretty little AC postings, all in a row.

      Amazing.

      Another Apple horror story, another AC.

      What a coincidence!

    19. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Amazing.

      Another Apple horror story, another AC.

      What a coincidence!

      You must think WE'RE retarded.

    20. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The last four laptops we bought at an Apple Store were missing keycaps. The stores refused the return and instead offered a multiple week repair return or a refurbished unit. We refused a refurbished laptop since we bought a new one. The last MacBook took seven weeks before we received it back from repair.

    21. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 0

      Amazing.

      Another Apple horror story, another AC.

      What a coincidence!

      Who's "We"? You and all your doppelgänger ACs?

    22. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple stores suck. They refuse to replace new laptops with new ones.

    23. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah Apple products are so terrible that Google+Samsung ganged up on Apple and copied every single feature of the iPhone hardware/UI except for rounded corners.

    24. Re:I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Im still not sure whether you are on the payroll as some Apple-employed, forum-trawling gimp or you genuinely take any and all criticism of Apple that personally.

      Even if they are indeed just trolls you get sucked in every single time. You swallow it hook, line and sinker.

    25. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nineteen out of the twenty-two laptops we bought from an Apple Store had problems out of the box. That is still better than Dell.

    26. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 2

      If the queue is long, the solution is for Apple to scale up the repair operation. Hire more technicians, have more repair functions going on concurrently.

      That costs money, but they're charging money for services, so they should be spending it to deliver services.

    27. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple Store employees get bonuses for forcing refurbished units on customers so it's hard to fight against that.

    28. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stole what? It's just a computer phone, they all are. If it didn't have those features it wouldn't work.
      Also Blackberry made computer phones before Apple ever made a phone so Apple and Google are just ripping off Blackberry.

    29. Re:I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 1

      Paid by the word by Apple. Or just a volunteer evangelist.

      It's almost like Scientology for some of the truest believers.

    30. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Employees got judged on how many refurbish devices we could push.

    31. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple doesn't have to pay such people, they do it for free. I think it has to do with them knowing deep down that they have been ripped off and they feel it will be less painful if they drag other people in the trap.

    32. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not a coincidence. When a company sells a lot of garbage, a lot of people are unhappy. And if they post under their usernames,the cunts of the Apple cult mod them down.

    33. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me and Bobby McGee.

    34. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      The ACs have gotten bad in the past week or so. One almost has to wonder if 4chan just recently discovered Slashdot.

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    35. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Four out of seven failures that the GP mentioned for expensive laptops isn't bad. A couple of years ago we bought sixty-seven Dell Latitude E6440 laptops at over $2k each, and every single damn one of them wouldn't even boot. It took us almost eighteen months to finally get Dell to repair all of them. My problem with Apple is that if you purchase something at a premium in one of their high-end stores and it doesn't even boot or had obvious problems like a keycap loose, they should replace it with a new laptop rather than trying to give you something refurbished or making you wait weeks on a repair.

      My personal laptop is a MacBook Pro Retina 13-inch, Late 2012, and it wouldn't boot out of the box. I refused to accept a refurbished one as a replacement, and Apple took nearly three months to repair mine. Employees working in Apple stores should be authorized to give you another new one if there's a problem with what they sold to you. I was working as a contractor at the time so I needed a laptop that day. Having to wait nearly three months to get my new laptop repaired cost me a customer.

    36. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For us, it was 22 out of 28 laptops that didn't work out of the box. The Apple Store employees are judged on how many people they can get to take refurbished units. We refused so they only agreed to replace three out of the 22 that didn't work. We're still fighting to get the rest replaced.

    37. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This. That is why we always lied about the 14 day return policy.

    38. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For us it was two years of fighting after we bought ten mid-2012 models. Not a one worked out of the box.

    39. Re:I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well they are being taken to court because of their lying thieving customer service. Why should we take your word for it and not the courts with all the actual evidence...?

    40. Re:I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same here. I don't understand why it was always the G-key. I had convinced my company to give Apple laptops a try to replace our Tadpole laptops that were much more expensive, but just damn worked. Four of the five PowerBooks we bought had G-keys that either didn't work or the damn keycap wasn't even attached to the scissors. The Appple store in Charlotte, NC we bought them from refused to replace them. They offered older and slower replacements. We're still even now suffering with almost 15 year-old laptops since our Apple experiment didn't work. It's too bad that Apple wouldn't replace out of the box broken laptops with new ones even though we paid with a bank check.

    41. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That isn't the local store's fault since it is Apple that encourages employees to make customers either wait on repairs or accept an older refurbished product. When I worked at an Apple store, they punished us for giving a new replacement product for something that didn't work out of the box.

    42. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which explains a lot. I'm the IT director for my company, and about 3/4 of the laptops we've bought from an Apple Store had obvious problems out of the box. I haven't even a single time gotten them to honor their claimed 14 day return policy. The repairs usually take ten or more weeks which sucks because we needed the laptops when we bought them!

    43. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This. Raise hell when they have a lot of customers and they might replace a device that didn't work out of the box. They only care when you affect their bottom line.

    44. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've noticed that they always give in on weekends before Christmas. They don't want to lose customers. That is why we schedule all of our Apple laptop buys the first couple of weeks in November.

    45. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > sixty-seven Dell Latitude E6440 laptops

      We have nearly six hundred of them:

      http://imgur.com/a/72ISn

      I think only eleven of them booted out of the box. It took us nearly three years to get Dell to fix all of them. Our VP of operations still wants to buy Dell because even that painful process was still less painful than dealing with Apple stores. We bought twenty MacBooks as an experiment, and none worked out of the box after buying them from the Apple store in Bellevue Sq Mall. We had to be just assholes to even get them to consider replacing them with refurbished laptops. Some of the replacements has spinning rust drives and less memory as compared to the ones we bought with SSDs. That bad experience has meant that my company will never attempt to buy Apple laptops again which sucks since we do Java development, and the MacBooks were just so much better than the Dell Latitudes running Windows.

    46. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bought a 17" PowerBook that wouldn't even boot. My local Apple Store tried to get me to agree to taking an older and slower model. I refused. It took me weeks of fighting to get a new replacement.

    47. Re:I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Must be paid. Apples stores have ripped off people from what I've seen since 2003. I've bought new laptops from five different stores, and four of the times I had problems out of the box before I even left the mall. Two of the times were keycaps that were loose and two other times the laptop wouldn't even boot. All four times I failed at getting the store to replace the laptop. Since I'm an Apple fanboi and bought laptops just after they were released so I understand they don't have repair parts in the pipeline, but it sucks to buy a new laptop then have to wait months on it to be repaired.

    48. Re:I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > G-key.

      LOL, Bought three PowerBooks in a row that had G keys that didn't work. The first time was after Apple improved their keyboards on their laptops, so it took over three months to get it repairs. The Apple store I bought it from didn't have any other laptops with the same specs, so they couldn't just swap it out. The next two times they refused to give me a replacement for my new laptop. They offered refurbished units, but I refused them since I had bought a new laptop.

    49. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple only cares about education. For those of us that buy in a store, we get screwed.

    50. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I worked in an Apple Store for over six years. They wouldn't give us keycaps or scissors as repair parts, but we often tried to keep broken laptops to salvage parts from. Maybe your local store didn't do that.

    51. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That isn't the local store's fault since it is Apple that encourages employees to make customers either wait on repairs or accept an older refurbished product.

      This. We got judged on the number of returns, and the managers got judged even more harshly. We were ordered to fight like hell to get customers to accept refurbished units or wait for a repair. The problem with waiting on repairs was that if it was a newer model, very often it would take three+ months to get repair parts.

    52. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who is we? You and apple? You and apple are not a couple you know. No matter how much you give to apple they will never give a shit about you.

    53. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Swave+An+deBwoner · · Score: 1

      Apple must have very well behaved customers. If I buy something that doesn't work out of the box I just return it for a refund. If I still want the item I'll then buy it again. Who are these people who go back and take a refurb? If they paid in cash I can understand that they will have a difficult time of it but with a credit card, just return the thing. If the store won't refund, tell your credit card company to reverse the charge.

    54. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This. I know we were judged on how few replacements we handed out.

    55. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      If the queue is long, the solution is for Apple to scale up the repair operation. Hire more technicians, have more repair functions going on concurrently.

      That costs money, but they're charging money for services, so they should be spending it to deliver services.

      You can only scale things so far.

    56. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      The ACs have gotten bad in the past week or so. One almost has to wonder if 4chan just recently discovered Slashdot.

      They're ALWAYS bad; and they are a cancer upon Slashdot.

      Seriously, like two dozen nearly-identical AC posts IN A ROW?!?

    57. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I tried to return my MacBook, with the broken G, they refused to take it back, made me pay them another $500, and threatened to rape my sister if I told anybody. That's why I always post as AC. They hate us, and want us to die. They do make good computers though.

    58. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We weren't allowed to do returns.

    59. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pre-iPhone phones, like the Blackberry, are completely obsolete, thanks to Apple. Now go enjoy your IP-stolen tech, aka Android phone.

    60. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice apology.

    61. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you this boring in real life?

    62. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am actually surprised by Apple's in-store repair. Although it is quite annoying that you have to make an appointment, they do tent to actually repair your device. For example a MacBook Pro I took in for extended warranty due to the GPU soldering failure:
      - They couldn't run their diagnose program because the GPU failed, du'h, I guess they have to check
      - They opened the device and noted that half of the batteries had swollen (I guess I noticed the error in the battery menu before, I thought it was due to an OS upgrade, but I guess the error was correct).
      - They replaced the motherboard under warranty
      - They replaced the keyboard/battery under battery replacement program, which is cheaper than replacing the keyboard/battery assembly, go figure.
      - They cleaned the fans, found one of them failed and replaced it for free outside of warrenty.

      They did this all at the store, and got my original notebook back, well..., the original screen, harddisk, one fan and bottom plate was all that was left over.

    63. Re:I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you sure are the APK of apple.

    64. Re:I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I went to the Apple Store. They put me in the queue. When sufficient time had passed that I should have been notified of impending repairs, I called the Apple store.

      Me: "Hey, why didn't you guys ever call me to inform me it was time to bring in my phone?"
      Apple: "You're not in the queue."
      Me: "Are you kidding me? I've been staying in the city all day because you said that you could for sure fix this today!"
      Apple: "Oops. We'll squeeze you in next Saturday."

      The nearest Apple store is over an hour away. Apparently there was no @#$!* way to get my phone fixed the same day even though they were still taking other people's phones. Assholes.

    65. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good God almighty you just keep sucking Apple's dick like it gives milk. What drives a human being to be such a fucking sycophant?

    66. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amazing!

      Attacking the person and not the argument!

      What a shill!

    67. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by mjwx · · Score: 1

      You must think WE'RE retarded.

      Well, not to put too fine a point on it... but yes.

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    68. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Mr.+Shotgun · · Score: 1

      The ACs have gotten bad in the past week or so. One almost has to wonder if 4chan just recently discovered Slashdot

      Nah, not enough Pepe the frog. It is most likely some astroturf shills trying to earn a buck.

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    69. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The majority of people do , thank you.

    70. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      apple lost education to Google Chromebook. I dont know what they are caring about now. Fleecing their customers?

    71. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Four out of seven failures that the GP mentioned for expensive laptops isn't bad. we bought sixty-seven Dell Latitude E6440 laptops at over $2k each, and every single damn one of them wouldn't even boot"

      Bull Shit

      you're just wanting to shit on dell and praise apple in two sentences

    72. Re:I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      of course he's an apple employee and/or uber apple fan, look at his screen name ffs TheFakeTimCook

      i mean, look at most of his copypasta posts, he's an apple cocksucker, bound and gagged with an apple, with said apples shoved up his ass. instead of removing them, he posts here.

    73. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      an AC poster cannot spam comments, like you due, because they make you wait 5 to 10 minutes to post another post. you seem to be able to post every minute, and spam the same stupid comments like "Amazing. Another Apple horror story, another AC. What a coincidence!"
      you're as bad as the retard that post gayn1ggers on every article. at least we know he's retardededed, what's your excuse? oh yeah, either paid shill or apple employee or an asshat, or any combination of the 3.

    74. Re:I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He can't be.
      The language isn't foul enough.
      The arguments not dumb enough.
      The complete lack of threats of physical harm.
      No posts quoting people out of context.
      No posts to google searches.
      No posts about delusions that he is in a movie.
      No posts about his glory days
      No claims of superiority his ideas using circular arguments.

      There is no way we are dealing with the APK of Apple.

    75. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Brockmire · · Score: 1

      They're now putting their repair machines in Best Buys to deal with the scale. That solution was available before. Just now they are facing laws being made specifically because they took too long to scale.

    76. Re: I've owned seven PowerBooks or MacBooks... by Brockmire · · Score: 1

      All they did was come out with a bigger screen for easier media consumption. They were nearly the first, but it was evolutionary for everyone given the shrinking of components and power improvements. They didn't even have copy and paste, for fucks sake.

  4. Observation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    US companies not following the laws of countries they operate in is the colonialism of the 21st century. At once the illegal profits are ultimately funneled back to the US economy, and US laws and values are imposed through normalisation.

    1. Re:Observation by knightghost · · Score: 1

      Where the heck do you get that? Silicon Pirate Valley is sitting on $2 Trillion in offshore accounts.

    2. Re: Observation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I said ultimately, a bit like "eventually consistent". The likes of Apple, Google, Facebook, Uber etc have their home stomping ground in the US, their primary creative/skilled work and thus highest paid jobs are done out of the US, and so on. The chickens eventually come home to roost.

    3. Re:Observation by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      The Pirates of Silicon Valley was a great movie, but I think it only grossed $27.

    4. Re:Observation by omnichad · · Score: 1

      There's a law in the US that should cover Error 53 too. They just don't have anything to lose by waiting for a class action lawsuit, settling, and admitting no wrongdoing in the process.

    5. Re:Observation by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Compared to Wall Street sitting on a couple hundred trillion in bullshit derivatives?

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    6. Re: Observation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for the intelligent response, I still think the observation holds in general terms, but obviously completely misplaced for this story!

  5. Sucking Cock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want to suck a cock.

    No questions asked. I only ask that you look good (ie. not fat, etc.) and you take care of yourself. Please. no obese people.

    slaysman@ttfs.com

    PLEASE NO OBESE

    1. Re: Sucking Cock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tim Cock will suck your cock, cocksucker

    2. Re:Sucking Cock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      email sent!

      Signed,

      creimer

    3. Re: Sucking Cock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But... you're obese.

  6. simple solution by goombah99 · · Score: 0

    Apple should offr the phones for two prices. Regular price, and at a $25 discount. With the discount you trade back your right to repair. It's a contract so it's legal. And it respects that apple does take on risks when fumble fingered "professionals" damage phones. Yet it's not a burden for people who care about the restriction will not be willing to pay.

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    1. Re:simple solution by ElectraFlarefire · · Score: 2

      The Australian consumer Law cannot be signed away. Same in the EU. More than one company has tried this and it never, ever holds up.

    2. Re: simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It respects what now?
      Your first two sentences clearly state you gave up the right to repair from 3rd parties. And of course if their in house repair breaks something they fix it. That's how it's been. You can't get error 53 from Apple, that's the whole point of error 53.

    3. Re:simple solution by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

      It's a contract so it's legal.

      There are plenty of reasons that a contract can not be enforceable or even legal.

    4. Re: simple solution by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      It respects what now?
      Your first two sentences clearly state you gave up the right to repair from 3rd parties. And of course if their in house repair breaks something they fix it. That's how it's been. You can't get error 53 from Apple, that's the whole point of error 53.

      Sigh.

      Wrong.

      The whole point of Error 53 is So someone can't take your phone (think "traffic stop"), swap the Home Button/Touch ID Sensor encoded with their fingerprint, and gain FULL ACCESS to your Phone.

      It isn't about 3rd party repairs.

    5. Re: simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't read the article or the summary, did you?

      These people sent in their phones for screen repairs and came back with error 53.

    6. Re: simple solution by crimson+tsunami · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You must be retarded to think disabling the phone only after doing an ios update is in any way a security measure.

      Only thief who was even more stupid than you (quite the feat) would go to the trouble of swapping the sensor, and then instead of accessing all the juicy details, update and brick the phone.

    7. Re: simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Liar. No wonder people dispise apple and their mindless cultists.

    8. Re:simple solution by Capsaicin · · Score: 2

      It's a contract so it's legal.

      As a consequence of which it has to comply with all the legal stuff such as for example s64(1)(c) of the The Australian Consumer Law

      64 (1) A term of a contract (including a term that is not set out in the contract but is incorporated in the contract by another term of the contract) is void to the extent that the term purports to exclude, restrict or modify, or has the effect of excluding, restricting or modifying:
      ...
      (c) any liability of a person for a failure to comply with a guarantee that applies under this Division to a supply of goods or services.

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    9. Re: simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think you know how the secure enclave works.

    10. Re: simple solution by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      You must be retarded to think disabling the phone only after doing an ios update is in any way a security measure.

      Only thief who was even more stupid than you (quite the feat) would go to the trouble of swapping the sensor, and then instead of accessing all the juicy details, update and brick the phone.

      Well, I do stand corrected (but not by you).

      Apparently, this was a mistake, and has been fixed by Apple since February, 2016.

      https://techcrunch.com/2016/02...

    11. Re: simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The law states only that unrelated repairs are not invalidated.

    12. Re:simple solution by gl4ss · · Score: 0

      Apple should offr the phones for two prices. Regular price, and at a $25 discount. With the discount you trade back your right to repair. It's a contract so it's legal. And it respects that apple does take on risks when fumble fingered "professionals" damage phones. Yet it's not a burden for people who care about the restriction will not be willing to pay.

      you dumb fuck it doesn't make it legal because it's a "contract". what apple has done is said that the contract you make when buying an iphone already states that you lose support if you use 3rd party repairers. the 25 bucks change wouldn't change anything, not legally, not consumer protection perspective.

      what your proposal would be, it would be just GIVING UP CONSUMER RIGHTS FOR A PETTY DISCOUNT - you can't do that! if it was possible to do that then your washing machine would have two prices, one that has consumer protection and warranty and another with 1000$ tacked on.

      furthermore, APPLE ALREADY TRIED to pull that shit off in europe with extended warranty and not having their normal warranty cover the legal minimum.

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    13. Re:simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Third line forcing is also SUPPOSED to be illegal in Australia.
      That second violation needs follow up.

      When Apple(Australia) receives a supreme court writ, they are usually very quick to pay/fixup the lawyer who filed.

    14. Re: simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I don't think you know how the secure enclave works."

      Apple ==> NSA
      Google ==> NSA
      Microsoft ==> NSA

      Is that about right?

    15. Re:simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It's a contract so it's legal."

      You're a fucking idiot. Haven't you even ever watched The Checkout?!

  7. Australian consumer law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Australian consumer law is probably a little different from what Apple is used to, where the law protects the rights of consumers.

    1. Re:Australian consumer law by ElectraFlarefire · · Score: 1

      Here it protects the consumers.
      Still a pain to claim and the ACCC is kinda weak, laws are good but for apple the punishments are a slap on the wrist.
      For further entertainment. Youtube: "the checkout apple" or "the checkout australian consumer law"

    2. Re:Australian consumer law by PPH · · Score: 1

      Even if their repair shop rates are clearly posted?

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    3. Re:Australian consumer law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that Apple has been informed of the fucking consumer law time and again.

      There is no chance in hell that Apple doesn't have Australian lawyers who are well aware of the law.

  8. Timmy Will Use The Nuclear Option On Australia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple Ink products are exclusively owned by Apple Ink.

    Any tampering with the product voids the products and user's use license pending recover of money to Apple Ink.

    Damage to the product will liable the user for recover in money of all damages and psychological damage and trauma and loss of work by Timmy.

    In court Apple Ink will demand the death penalty on the guilty user, especially when the user is a white Anglo-Saxon Protestant, next to Timmy's most hated of hated enemies, the United States of America Legal Citizen.

    Timmy Shouts, "Ala Akbar"!

  9. Another Lie about Error 53 by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 0

    Yet another breathless article about iOS's "Error 53".

    Yet another bald-faced LIE about it's meaning.

    "Error 53" happens when a STUPID PERSON replaces the Display Assembly in an iPhone/iPad with Touch ID, BUT FAILS TO DO ONE OF THE FOLLOWING:

    1. TRANSFER the ORIGINAL Home Button/Touch ID Sensor from the ORIGINAL Display assembly to the NEW Display Assembly. There are many tutorials available on HOW to do this, as well as the IMPORTANCE of doing so.

    2. Take their iOS Device to the Apple Store, where they can determine whether you are likely the ACTUAL OWNER of the iPhone, and will "Pair" the NEW Home Button/Touch ID to the Device.

    Either will prevent Error 53 from happening.

    So, it has NOTHING to do with "anti-third-party-repair", and EVERYTHING to do with making it more difficult for someone to STEAL your phone (or "confiscate" it), and then gain Access simply by swapping out the Touch ID with one encoded with THEIR fingerprints instead of YOURS...

    1. Re:Another Lie about Error 53 by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Take their iOS Device to the Apple Store

      That required step is well and truly "anti-third-party-repair".

    2. Re:Another Lie about Error 53 by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 1

      1. TRANSFER the ORIGINAL Home Button/Touch ID Sensor from the ORIGINAL Display assembly to the NEW Display Assembly. There are many tutorials available on HOW to do this, as well as the IMPORTANCE of doing so.

      So is that documented in the 'third-party repair' support documents that Apple publishes? Do they even publish any guidance to third-party repair operations? Or do they stonewall about everything and refuse to acknowledge that any third-party repair should be allowed?

      It simply isn't enough to force third-party repair technicians to rely on YouTube videos about repair issues.

      Slashdot is a nerd site, where we're the people who the first thing we do with new tech is take it apart to figure it out. You're not going to get away with expecting us to pray at the altar of the Company Store.

    3. Re:Another Lie about Error 53 by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      We go back and forth between agreeing and disagreeing with each other, so I hope I can get your attention with this.

      You do realize that error 53 doesn't pop up until a software update after the repair, right? How does soft-bricking the phone with error 53 that stop someone from swapping the home button and gaining access?

      It doesn't.

      The new home button not being paired and, thereby, only functioning as a button and not a fingerprint scanner is what prevents a button swap from bypassing the security of the device. In fact, since you would have to unlock the phone to access the settings menu in the first place, there's little reason they can't give end users a "pair home button" option in system settings.

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    4. Re:Another Lie about Error 53 by crimson+tsunami · · Score: 1

      You must be retarded to think disabling the phone only after doing an ios update is in any way a security measure.

      Only thief who was even more stupid than you (quite the feat) would go to the trouble of swapping the sensor, and then instead of accessing all the juicy details, update and brick the phone.

    5. Re:Another Lie about Error 53 by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 0

      Take their iOS Device to the Apple Store

      That required step is well and truly "anti-third-party-repair".

      If taken out of context, like you have.

    6. Re:Another Lie about Error 53 by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 0

      1. TRANSFER the ORIGINAL Home Button/Touch ID Sensor from the ORIGINAL Display assembly to the NEW Display Assembly. There are many tutorials available on HOW to do this, as well as the IMPORTANCE of doing so.

      So is that documented in the 'third-party repair' support documents that Apple publishes? Do they even publish any guidance to third-party repair operations? Or do they stonewall about everything and refuse to acknowledge that any third-party repair should be allowed?

      It simply isn't enough to force third-party repair technicians to rely on YouTube videos about repair issues.

      Slashdot is a nerd site, where we're the people who the first thing we do with new tech is take it apart to figure it out. You're not going to get away with expecting us to pray at the altar of the Company Store.

      Show me one cellphone mfg. that publishers full repair manuals for 3rd parties (individuals) and offers OEM parts to same.

    7. Re:Another Lie about Error 53 by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      We go back and forth between agreeing and disagreeing with each other, so I hope I can get your attention with this.

      You do realize that error 53 doesn't pop up until a software update after the repair, right? How does soft-bricking the phone with error 53 that stop someone from swapping the home button and gaining access?

      It doesn't.

      The new home button not being paired and, thereby, only functioning as a button and not a fingerprint scanner is what prevents a button swap from bypassing the security of the device. In fact, since you would have to unlock the phone to access the settings menu in the first place, there's little reason they can't give end users a "pair home button" option in system settings.

      I thought that error 53 happened upon Restart. Are you sure about that?

    8. Re:Another Lie about Error 53 by BronsCon · · Score: 4, Informative

      Everything I've read or heard about it is that it happens upon update. Louis Rossmann of Rossmann Group (3rd party Mac repair facility) and Jessa Jones of iPad Rehab (3rd party iPhone and iPad repair facility) are my primary sources on this. One iPhone/iPad repair neither of them will do is a home button replacement, after the first batch of such repairs on fingerprint-enabled devices resulted in Error 53 weeks after the repairs. Given that the phone must be shut down for the repair, a reboot is part of that process and the error would have been evident before the phones were returned to their owners if it happened after a reboot.

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    9. Re:Another Lie about Error 53 by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Not out of context. It's an absolute.
      We went through this shit with cars a few years ago. The product is supposed to be owned not leased and the owner should be able to do anything legal they want to with the thing they own - including taking it to whatever mechanic or technician they want to.

    10. Re:Another Lie about Error 53 by AmiMoJo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If only you had read TFA, you wouldn't look like an idiot now.

      Take their iOS Device to the Apple Store, where they can determine whether you are likely the ACTUAL OWNER of the iPhone, and will "Pair" the NEW Home Button/Touch ID to the Device.

      That's what they tried to do. And the staff told them that they had to pay, when it was supposed to be free. That's the problem here.

      Nice try Tim.

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    11. Re:Another Lie about Error 53 by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      1. TRANSFER the ORIGINAL Home Button/Touch ID Sensor from the ORIGINAL Display assembly to the NEW Display Assembly. There are many tutorials available on HOW to do this, as well as the IMPORTANCE of doing so.

      I do like how you capitalised all the words that become completely irrelevant when the ID sensor has failed. You know ... one of the reasons you would take such a device to a repairer.

      But that's why you're just a fake. The Real Tim Cook would put a lot more thought into user blaming.

    12. Re:Another Lie about Error 53 by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Everything I've read or heard about it is that it happens upon update. Louis Rossmann of Rossmann Group (3rd party Mac repair facility) and Jessa Jones of iPad Rehab (3rd party iPhone and iPad repair facility) are my primary sources on this. One iPhone/iPad repair neither of them will do is a home button replacement, after the first batch of such repairs on fingerprint-enabled devices resulted in Error 53 weeks after the repairs. Given that the phone must be shut down for the repair, a reboot is part of that process and the error would have been evident before the phones were returned to their owners if it happened after a reboot.

      Ok, I understand.

      But it actually seems that Apple accidentally left some Production Testing code in an iOS9 build, causing the Error 53.

      They released a patched version of iOS 9 last February to both fix the problem, AND "unbrick" phones that had inadvertently been "caught" by the test-code.

      http://ifixit.org/blog/7924/er...

    13. Re:Another Lie about Error 53 by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Not out of context. It's an absolute.
      We went through this shit with cars a few years ago. The product is supposed to be owned not leased and the owner should be able to do anything legal they want to with the thing they own - including taking it to whatever mechanic or technician they want to.

      But in this case, it actually seems that Apple accidentally left some Production Testing code in an iOS9 build, causing the Error 53.

      They released a patched version of iOS 9 last February to both fix the problem, AND "unbrick" phones that had inadvertently been "caught" by the test-code.

      http://ifixit.org/blog/7924/er...

    14. Re:Another Lie about Error 53 by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      1. TRANSFER the ORIGINAL Home Button/Touch ID Sensor from the ORIGINAL Display assembly to the NEW Display Assembly. There are many tutorials available on HOW to do this, as well as the IMPORTANCE of doing so.

      I do like how you capitalised all the words that become completely irrelevant when the ID sensor has failed. You know ... one of the reasons you would take such a device to a repairer.

      But that's why you're just a fake. The Real Tim Cook would put a lot more thought into user blaming.

      Doesn't matter. We are ALL wrong.

      It actually seems that Apple accidentally left some Production Testing code in an iOS9 build, causing the Error 53.

      They released a patched version of iOS 9 last February to both fix the problem, AND "unbrick" phones that had inadvertently been "caught" by the test-code.

      http://ifixit.org/blog/7924/er...

      By the way, BLOW ME for using Caps to Emphasize. As soon as Slashdot gets into the 20th (let alone 21st) Century and grows a Rich-Text Editor, I will continue to use the equally antiquated method of using CAPS TO EMPHASIZE.

      So, FOAD.

    15. Re:Another Lie about Error 53 by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      Huh... interesting. Then why are we still talking about Error 53 today? I actually didn't know it had been "fixed" given the amount of time it still spends in the news.

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    16. Re:Another Lie about Error 53 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only people who were wrong were the LYING Apple support staff that despite https://support.apple.com/en-u... knowing about the problem have been 100% caught LYING to customers at every Apple store in Australia.

      They knew there was a simple fix for their incompetent error, but LIED to all customers who contacted them about this problem.

    17. Re:Another Lie about Error 53 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are just all buthurt that your favorite religion was caught in such an obvious price gouge, trying to screw customers out of their statutory warranty rights.
      Defletion 101 is strong with you, but tell us why it took over a year to 'notice' and 'fix' this error that 'just slipped in' to the release code.

      Why the complete backflip that is isnt a security feature after all?

      Even if you drink all Apples koolaide and believe their lies.
      Why no mention from you about the main part of the story, that Apple were refusing to repair phones still under warranty?

    18. Re:Another Lie about Error 53 by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      If you need to emphasise a portion of your text to make a point then you are a really poor communicator.

    19. Re:Another Lie about Error 53 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the fuck ???
      Emphasising important points is the WHOLE POINT of communicating.

    20. Re:Another Lie about Error 53 by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Huh... interesting. Then why are we still talking about Error 53 today? I actually didn't know it had been "fixed" given the amount of time it still spends in the news.

      I assume we are still talking about Error 53 more than a YEAR after a Fix because:

      1. Apple Hate

      2. Moneygrubbing Litigious Assholes

      3. Willful Blindness by those trying to MISREPRESENT Error 53 for their own Porpoises

      4. People don't HAVE to install an OS Update. Even one that fixes something...

    21. Re:Another Lie about Error 53 by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      If you need to emphasise a portion of your text to make a point then you are a really poor communicator.

      That's why there have been italics and boldface typography for literally, CENTURIES.

      You are an insufferable moron. Please die immediately.

    22. Re:Another Lie about Error 53 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Were talking about error 53 because you're deflecting the conversation to talk about that.
      Do you really want to talk about the actual topic? The fact it's been fixed for over a year, but every single Apple store still denied it was an issue and refused to fix phones that had been repaired by third parties.

      Nope because then you would have to admit Apple are lying thieving scum.
      Better to talk about how incompetent they are instead isn't it...

    23. Re:Another Lie about Error 53 by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      True on all accounts.

      Speaking of #1, I'd like to once again voice my hate, not of Apple, but of their current leadership and the direction they are taking the company.

      I feel that they purposely set the iMac Pro up for failure with its baseline price tag being so high and the fact that the only user-upgradeable component is RAM (and I'm not positive they haven't soldered that onto the board at this point). It's like they want out of the pro market altogether and are trying to get professional users to drop them like a hot rock.

      I saw it coming and jumped back to Windows once Microsoft got Bash on Windows (e.g. a full Ubuntu chroot on Windows) functional enough to run my IDE and testing environment. I need a POSIX or POSIX-like environment, and I need the ability to run a few industry-related applications that don't run on Linux (or that's where I'd be), but I also need to hitch my horse to a carriage that I know is going to be around in a capacity that is useful to me year after year.

      Apple keeps making it clear to me that, unless I'm willing to spend $5k+ per workstation per year, I can't have the latest and greatest with them. With a PC workstation, I can upgrade my GPU when that becomes the bottleneck ($400-600), upgrade my CPU when that becomes the bottleneck ($250-500), upgrade my RAM when that becomes the bottleneck ($100-800), upgrade my storage when that becomes the bottleneck ($80-infinity), and maybe replace workstations every 5-10 years at a cost of $2000-4000 apiece.

      As I grow my business (and I already see the ACs furiously typing away to tell me I don't have a business to grow), while I could likely weather the $5k/yr cost per employee, I'd rather reduce that as much as possible and provide more tangible benefits and pay to my employees. If that means my offices are filled with PCs, then that's what will happen.

      And workplaces are becoming more and more competitive; a company that can afford better health plans or $4000/yr more in pay is going to attract better talent than a company that gives new hires a shiny new Mac rather than a PC.

      The interviews I've done recently have borne that out, as well. The guy I ultimately ended up extending a job offer to is a big-time Mac fan, but he voiced that he's more than happy working on a $600 PC laptop if it means his medical benefits and paid time off package are that much better.

      Apple still thrives in VC-funded startups, because it's not the CTO's money being spent. There's a reason so many of them fail. In businesses spending their own funds, Apple's footprint has been so rapidly shrinking, over the past 5 years or so, that they're largely nonexistent outside of iPhones for on-call employees and iPads and MacBooks as executive toys.

      That's what I hate about Apple.

      They could own the business segment and we'd all be better for it. They were on track to do it back in 2010, but they've since repositioned themselves as a fashion brand. If they reverse course on that (and hopefully I'm wrong about the iMac Pro and that's actually what they're doing), I don't think it's too late for them to fix things. However, if people don't speak up about the problem, Apple won't hear us and, well, it may take years for their cash reserves to run out but, ultimately, Apple will fail.

      Fashion brands rarely completely disappear, as they'll always find an audience; but they do fall out of favor and lose 99% of their market. It's usually a 5-10 year cycle and Apple's about half way through 5 years as a fashion brand. That should give some indication of how long they have to once again become a computer company if they want to still be relevant in 2037.

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    24. Re:Another Lie about Error 53 by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      True on all accounts.

      Speaking of #1, I'd like to once again voice my hate, not of Apple, but of their current leadership and the direction they are taking the company.

      I feel that they purposely set the iMac Pro up for failure with its baseline price tag being so high and the fact that the only user-upgradeable component is RAM (and I'm not positive they haven't soldered that onto the board at this point). It's like they want out of the pro market altogether and are trying to get professional users to drop them like a hot rock.

      I saw it coming and jumped back to Windows once Microsoft got Bash on Windows (e.g. a full Ubuntu chroot on Windows) functional enough to run my IDE and testing environment. I need a POSIX or POSIX-like environment, and I need the ability to run a few industry-related applications that don't run on Linux (or that's where I'd be), but I also need to hitch my horse to a carriage that I know is going to be around in a capacity that is useful to me year after year.

      Apple keeps making it clear to me that, unless I'm willing to spend $5k+ per workstation per year, I can't have the latest and greatest with them. With a PC workstation, I can upgrade my GPU when that becomes the bottleneck ($400-600), upgrade my CPU when that becomes the bottleneck ($250-500), upgrade my RAM when that becomes the bottleneck ($100-800), upgrade my storage when that becomes the bottleneck ($80-infinity), and maybe replace workstations every 5-10 years at a cost of $2000-4000 apiece.

      As I grow my business (and I already see the ACs furiously typing away to tell me I don't have a business to grow), while I could likely weather the $5k/yr cost per employee, I'd rather reduce that as much as possible and provide more tangible benefits and pay to my employees. If that means my offices are filled with PCs, then that's what will happen.

      And workplaces are becoming more and more competitive; a company that can afford better health plans or $4000/yr more in pay is going to attract better talent than a company that gives new hires a shiny new Mac rather than a PC.

      The interviews I've done recently have borne that out, as well. The guy I ultimately ended up extending a job offer to is a big-time Mac fan, but he voiced that he's more than happy working on a $600 PC laptop if it means his medical benefits and paid time off package are that much better.

      Apple still thrives in VC-funded startups, because it's not the CTO's money being spent. There's a reason so many of them fail. In businesses spending their own funds, Apple's footprint has been so rapidly shrinking, over the past 5 years or so, that they're largely nonexistent outside of iPhones for on-call employees and iPads and MacBooks as executive toys.

      That's what I hate about Apple

      They could own the business segment and we'd all be better for it. They were on track to do it back in 2010, but they've since repositioned themselves as a fashion brand. If they reverse course on that (and hopefully I'm wrong about the iMac Pro and that's actually what they're doing), I don't think it's too late for them to fix things. However, if people don't speak up about the problem, Apple won't hear us and, well, it may take years for their cash reserves to run out but, ultimately, Apple will fail.

      Fashion brands rarely completely disappear, as they'll always find an audience; but they do fall out of favor and lose 99% of their market. It's usually a 5-10 year cycle and Apple's about half way through 5 years as a fashion brand. That should give some indication of how long they have to once again become a computer company if they want to still be relevant in 2037.

      I completely disagree about the iMac Pro. Have you seen the pricing for the i9 CPUs? And 27" 5k Monitors aren't so cheap, neither!

      And remember, I believe the MINIMUM config. is 8 Cores and 32 GB RAM and 1TB SSD, with a Radeo Pro Vega 56 with 8 GB of fancy-dancy HBM2 VRAM. It all adds-up.

      If you crank up the highest-

    25. Re:Another Lie about Error 53 by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      I'll admit I didn't sit and do a breakdown of the iMac Pro, I've been too busy lately. If the base model is truly a pro-level machine, unlike what the MacBook Pro has become recently, then $5000 might, indeed, be a fair price tag. Thank you for taking the time to break that out for me.

      Past that, I wouldn't really say 4 years to turn around from the trash can, which people complained about from day one (while they still had production lines in place for the old Mac Pro model and could have reverted course in months rather than years), is "quick". If they were truly listening to users, the trash can would have been killed off and the 1st gen Mac Pro would have lived on. What they did eventually listen to was the abysmal sales of the trash can.

      While the eventual outcome is the same, actually listening to users gets us there faster. You just need someone like Jobs around to know what to listen to and what to ignore; that's what's missing today.

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    26. Re:Another Lie about Error 53 by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      I'll admit I didn't sit and do a breakdown of the iMac Pro, I've been too busy lately. If the base model is truly a pro-level machine, unlike what the MacBook Pro has become recently, then $5000 might, indeed, be a fair price tag. Thank you for taking the time to break that out for me.

      Past that, I wouldn't really say 4 years to turn around from the trash can, which people complained about from day one (while they still had production lines in place for the old Mac Pro model and could have reverted course in months rather than years), is "quick". If they were truly listening to users, the trash can would have been killed off and the 1st gen Mac Pro would have lived on. What they did eventually listen to was the abysmal sales of the trash can.

      While the eventual outcome is the same, actually listening to users gets us there faster. You just need someone like Jobs around to know what to listen to and what to ignore; that's what's missing today.

      No problem. Everyone makes the same mistake when complaining about Mac prices being "so high".

      We actually don't know how "abysmal" the sales of the Trash Can were. I think Craig Federici (sp?) was right in April when he said that "For a certain class of creative Professional, the 2013 Mac Pro worked great."

      I have always contended that the only miscalculation that Apple made regarding the Mac Pro, was betting the farm on the rapid adoption of Thunderbolt; which, thanks to Intel's moneygrubbing and controlling ways, has only JUST NOW started to bear fruit. With SIX TB 2 Connectors on the Trash Can, OBVIOUSLY Apple thought that the peripheral industry would immediately start buying-into TB, and start offering all manner of RAIDs, Audio and Video I/O, External Graphics and perhaps even Expansion (RAM) Storage, etc. THEN, the Trash Can WOULD HAVE looked like the "Wave of the Future" it actually WAS in 2013...

      But, Apple shares some blame there, too; because they were already distracted by the phenomenal sales of iOS Devices, and clearly dropped the ball in not "seeding" the TB Peripheral Market with at LEAST a TB RAID and a TB Expansion Chassis.

      But, with the talk about the "Modular Mac Pro" and the existence of the External GPU Kit, it seems like Apple is going to start taking a more "aggressive" role in pushing the advantages of ThunderBolt. Personally, I would have liked to have seen 4 USB-C/TB3 and 2 USB 3 connectors on the (non-Pro) iMacs, and SIX USB-C/TB3 connectors (and 2 to 4 USB 3) on the iMac Pro, instead of 4 USB 3 and 2 USB-C/TB3 connectors on the Non-Pros, and 4 and 4 on the iMac Pro.

      But it still means that the iMac Pro has more I/O Bandwidth than the 2013 Mac Pro. Complicated to figure how much more; but definitely "more".

      Oh, and I forgot about the 10gigE on the iMac Pro. That isn't available on the non-pro iMac at ALL. Another "Value Add" on the iMac Pro, for those 10 people on the planet that can take advantage of it! ;-)

    27. Re:Another Lie about Error 53 by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      Well, then, hopefully this is the start of a massive rectal craniectomy for Apple's leadership. If it is, my next round of hardware upgrades (years out as everything was either just bought or just upgraded in the past 7 months) might just be from Apple again.

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    28. Re:Another Lie about Error 53 by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Well, then, hopefully this is the start of a massive rectal craniectomy for Apple's leadership. If it is, my next round of hardware upgrades (years out as everything was either just bought or just upgraded in the past 7 months) might just be from Apple again.

      I'll be VERY interested to see what Apple's idea of a "Modular Mac Pro" is; and whether there is any hope for the Mac mini, which is pretty-much the PERFECT "front-offices" business machine, and could be EASILY turned into a decent "Home Hub", if only...

    29. Re:Another Lie about Error 53 by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      Ugh... the Mac Mini... The machine with so much wasted potential that I literally block its existence out of my memory until someone brings it up.

      There's plenty of room in there for socketed CPU and RAM, a pair of m.2 slots, and space to mount a 2.5" drive, which would open up configuration options to allow Apple to offer everything from a $300 bare-bones model on up to a $several-thousand ultraportable workstation.

      They could literally own the school, office, and home desktop space. I'd love to see that happen.

      And yes, I think it would make an excellent "home hub"; they could even release a $100-200 ARM based version specifically for that purpose, with AC in, ethernet, and as many USB-C/TB3 ports on the back (and nothing else) as they can fit. Throw in wi-fi and sell a TB3 ethernet switch module and an option and it could replace the Time Capsule and AirPort Extreme as well, using all those USB-3/TB3 ports to support a multitude of external disks.

      Hell, maybe only provide a pair of USB-C/TB3 ports in the $100 model, 4 in the $200 model, and sell a $500 Pro model with, say, 8 of them. It would make a hell of a NAS and, with the optional ethernet switch module, a decent SOHO router as well.

      Ah, well, we can dream, right?

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    30. Re:Another Lie about Error 53 by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Ugh... the Mac Mini... The machine with so much wasted potential that I literally block its existence out of my memory until someone brings it up.

      There's plenty of room in there for socketed CPU and RAM, a pair of m.2 slots, and space to mount a 2.5" drive, which would open up configuration options to allow Apple to offer everything from a $300 bare-bones model on up to a $several-thousand ultraportable workstation.

      They could literally own the school, office, and home desktop space. I'd love to see that happen.

      And yes, I think it would make an excellent "home hub"; they could even release a $100-200 ARM based version specifically for that purpose, with AC in, ethernet, and as many USB-C/TB3 ports on the back (and nothing else) as they can fit. Throw in wi-fi and sell a TB3 ethernet switch module and an option and it could replace the Time Capsule and AirPort Extreme as well, using all those USB-3/TB3 ports to support a multitude of external disks.

      Hell, maybe only provide a pair of USB-C/TB3 ports in the $100 model, 4 in the $200 model, and sell a $500 Pro model with, say, 8 of them. It would make a hell of a NAS and, with the optional ethernet switch module, a decent SOHO router as well.

      Ah, well, we can dream, right?

      I agree with every bit of that.

  10. Not completely wrong by joetomato · · Score: 1
    I run a small-town cell repair operation on the side, and I have to say although I think the actual Error 53 BS is absolute BS (It should just disable Touch ID, there's no reason to disable the whole phone) the rest of the complaints are pretty weak.

    they were not entitled to free replacements or repair if they had taken their devices to an unauthorized third-party repairer

    Well, yeah. "Warranty void if opened" is pretty much standard on any electronics I've ever known except for actual computers. If someone brings their phone to some bozo like me and I screw it up, why should Apple have to clean up after me for free? ( Suppose it's not exactly clear from that sentence if they're unwilling to repair it for free, or unwilling to repair it at all. If they won't even touch it at all it's a different story.)

    They told Apple staff their iPhone speakers had stopped working after screens were replaced by a third party.

    Similar to above, if I took my own phone somewhere to get fixed and when it came back something else was broken, I would take it back to the dummy who broke it! Again, why should Apple have to pay to fix someone else's screw up?

    1. Re:Not completely wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The point is that 'warranty void if opened' isn't actually something they can enforce under Australian consumer law.
      I partially agree with your third point, if and only if the communication was that the speakers stopped working when the phone was repaired rather that at some later time. Even in the former case, unless the speaker issue was actually caused by the third party repair, then it should still be covered under warranty. Having said that, I suspect (but IANAL) that Apple could charge a (reasonable - representing the actual effort involved) fee for looking at a device that has been repaired by a third party if they are able to demonstrate that the problem was a direct result of the third party work.

  11. That's not misleading, that's lying by drew_kime · · Score: 1

    Telling a customer that the iPhone is faster than Android phones - which is true for some tests for some configurations - is "misleading" them.

    Telling them that a repair isn't covered under warranty when it is, is lying. Which in this case makes it fraud.

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  12. more tim cock bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only LYING is from you and Apple. Apple are claiming that the warranty expired because it was repaired by a third party. Thats clearly false and illegal. Lets hope the real Tim Cook isn't as uninformed as you appear be. Appear, because being paid to post all this crap you must know the actual truth you are trying to cover up.

  13. This is the philosophy that repels me from Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want to use my hardware how I want. I am not into leases.

    True, hardware is full of NDAs and proprietaries, but a balance needs to be struck. I am not into throwing exorbitant amounts of money exclusively at one company. I don't buy a new phone every year or two like a car lease. Even if I leased a car I do not have to go to the dealer if I break a windshield or even a ECU/PCM.

    Unfortunately this philosophy extends into all manner of things. In order to use an iphone how I wanted (I was an early adopter) I had to jailbreak it with every release of ios. I didn't want to install only approved apps, etc.

    When open hardware becomes less spendy, these companies will hate it. Technology needs to bridge, not divide. It is for these reasons that I support companies like Plex. They are not trying to invade, conquer, and take the customer prisoner. This is not the Military IT Complex, but keeping the espionage out of hardware requires heavy counter-espionage skill.

    Catatonic

  14. because by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All the failed Apple crap from Europe probably gets shipped to the states.
    If a product fails to work as advertised(or at all) out of the box,here in the eu, it's replace new with new,no kissing about for weeks,if you bought it in the morning,you should have a replacement by the afternoon..
    Crap like refurbished replacement for new device is a no no,they can "lend" you a refurbished machine while they source a new one,or while an older,used machine is being repaired..
    Basically,if you pay for a new device and it don't work,you get a new machine,one way or the other..
    Charge back is handy as well on top of the law.
    If Apple tried this kind of crap on with me,some obnoxious little tit in an Apple store would have an internal device,but then I would not ever buy or use any crapple device or service..

  15. car manufacturers can't do this so why should appl by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    car manufacturers can't do this so why should apple?

    Ford can't say you went to jiffy lube for oil change so your warranty on the transmission is voided or you put an 3rd party radio in so your engine warranty is voided

  16. Re:car manufacturers can't do this so why should a by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 2

    It's probably not true anymore, but there was a period in time when the 'Engine computer' on certain models of car was embedded in the Radio. Swap out the radio?

  17. The scumminess of apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    starts at the top and sinks to the bottom

  18. Shock, horror, Apple are are bunch of pricks. by mz721 · · Score: 0

    It's nice that such organisations as the ACCC are taking on the international behemoths. It's a good example of how government regulation needs to be tuned so that markets are open and competition exists, and poor corporate behaviour is brought to light.

  19. who was it who said ....? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely" Seems to be appropriate here.

  20. My company bought 87 macbooks.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .....and 96 of them wouldn't boot. When we took them back to the store to complain they told us to fuck our mothers and then shot our IT Director in the mouth with a crossbow !

    True story.

  21. Re:car manufacturers can't do this so why should a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Car manufactures actually do do this. The fingerprint reader replacement that causes this error is equivalent to the key in your car. If you have a smart key like most new cars do, you can't take it to a third party mechanic and have them print all new keys that will work. They have to be programmed at the dealership and you have to prove ownership by having the original key or the title.

  22. Wait? by TRRosen · · Score: 1

    So they actually said "my phone broke after I had some dude replace the screen" and expected them to go "ok we'll fix some else's mistake'.

    1. Re:Wait? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read the article.

    2. Re:Wait? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The phone "broke" because it noticed a third party had made a repair on the device and said "Ok I'm broke now". Error 53 is essentially "someone other than Apple serviced this device". Furthermore, they called in asking for one part of the device to be repaired and mentioning a completely unrelated part of the device was serviced by a third party. At no point was the employee on the phone with the operative able to determine that the 3rd party repair had been botched and resulted in damage to other parts of the device as he did not have the device in question on hand to make such a determination. Since it was over the phone...

      tl;dr Apple employees won't service the device for free when they're obligated to by law, because they don't like you getting it worked on with a third party.

  23. Re:car manufacturers can't do this so why should a by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    maybe but doing you own oil change does not void the key system or forces you to mess with the lock meck to get to the oil plug.

  24. Wait what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So if the 3rd party repair screws it up badly Apple is on the hook for free replacement?

  25. Australian Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Australian consumer law clearly protects the right of a customer to a replacement or free repair if the product is faulty or of unacceptable quality."

    Ok that makes sense if the fault lies with Apple. Which explains why people go to 3rd party to replace the screen.

    However, once 3rd party do repair on it how can anyone ascertain that the fault is with Apple?

    Essentially if I crack my screen I have 3rd party break it more so Error 53 shows up then I can get a free replacement?

  26. What's worse than .... by dasgoober · · Score: 1

    ... finding a worm in an Apple.
    Finding half a worm.

  27. Still Lying about Apple support? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only people who were wrong were the LYING Apple support staff that despite https://support.apple.com/en-u... knowing about the problem have been 100% caught LYING to customers at every Apple store in Australia.

    They knew there was a simple fix for their incompetent error, but LIED to all customers who contacted them about this problem.

  28. The IRS is the new Apple by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

    When the IRS misleads people about taxes that is SUPER COOL in addition to be completely protected from all liability (at least in the US).

    I hope the Australians don't interfere with our beloved friends in the IRS.

    I cringed when Trump became president because, what if the government has to start doing what they say? They can't be burdened with that !

    Btw, when you ask someone you are going into a business transaction with what your legal rights are, that is ALSO super cool.

  29. Re:car manufacturers can't do this so why should a by Ddl_Smurf · · Score: 1

    Tell that to John Deere

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  30. return it for refund by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.cultofmac.com/17788/know-your-rights-what-to-do-if-your-apple-turns-out-to-be-a-lemon/

    "Apple’s products are generally well built and very dependable. When things do go wrong, Apple normally backs its products with excellent technical support and warranty service. Normally, if your Mac or iPhone develops a problem, Apple’s return policies or warranty service will make it right.

    In spite of Apple’s best efforts, some Apple products manifest chronic problems — they’re “lemons.” What follows is a guide, which details some of your options should you get stuck with a lemon.

    Because lemons are an unavoidable reality, there are certain things that every Apple customer should know. Namely, that the law is on your side. Those who take the time to understand – and assert – their rights will be glad they did. For example, if you find yourself on a second, third, or fourth repair attempt, you are entitled to demand a new replacement or full refund of your product’s original purchase price. (More on this below).
    The problem can be any manufacturing or design defect, provided the problem was not caused by user neglect or intentional misconduct. Therefore, if you – or some other outside force – did not damage your product, then it has a problem and you should seek to get it repaired or replaced.

    Replace It If A Problem Develops Within Fourteen Days Of Purchase

    Apple has a fourteen-calendar day return policy. You can return any Apple product for any reason whatsoever within the fourteen-day period unless:

    You had your product personalized (i.e. custom engraving)
    You had your product custom built
    You caused the problem
    If your product falls into either the first or second category you can still return it, but only if it exhibits a legitimate problem (i.e. it is dead on arrival, defective, or an incorrect item). You cannot return it simply because you decided you did not like it. If you damaged your product, then be more careful next time.

    Beware: Apple’s return policy states that Apple will assess a ten percent restocking fee. However, this fee is routinely waived if you request it. Be prepared to argue a little if they do not waive it immediately. Also, Apple’s fourteen-day return policy only applies when you buy your product directly from Apple. If you shop at a vendor other than Apple, you are stuck with whatever their return policy is.

    sad_imac

    Try To Replace Your Apple Product If A Problem Develops Within Thirty Days Of Purchase

    Although Apple’s fourteen-day limit is the official policy, there are circumstances where Apple might informally extend the return period – usually up to a maximum of thirty days. If it has been between fourteen and thirty days since you purchased your product, you should still try to demand brand new replacement in lieu of repair. You will get a brand new product and you will save time because you will not have to wait for the repair.

    Your Apple Product Develops Problems After Fourteen Days Since Purchase

    Generally, if it has been more than fourteen days since purchase you may no longer simply return your product. You must seek to have it repaired under Apple’s one-year warranty or AppleCare. It does not matter whether you take your product to an Apple Store, an Apple Authorized Service Provider, have on-site service, or have it serviced by mail. All you need to know is that Apple must fix your product’s problem. Do not try to do it yourself because you may void your warranty or AppleCare coverage. In dealing with Apple, remember the following tips:

    Contact Apple and demand warranty satisfaction"