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Team Collaboration App Slack, Valued at $9 Billion, Draws Attention of Amazon (bloomberg.com)

Amazon is in the running among a handful of companies looking to acquire the popular chatroom startup, reports Bloomberg. From the article: San Francisco-based Slack could be valued at at least $9 billion in a sale, the people said. An agreement isn't assured and discussions may not go further, said the people. Buying Slack would help Seattle-based Amazon bolster its enterprise services as it seeks to compete with rivals like Microsoft and Alphabet's Google. The company's cloud-hosting unit, Amazon Web Services, in February unveiled a paid-for video and audio conferencing service -- Amazon Chime -- that lets users chat and share content. Kara Swisher, reporting for Recode: Slack, the popular business communications company, is in the midst of raising $500 million at a $5 billion post-money valuation, an effort that has attracted several potential buyers interested in taking out the company ahead of the funding. Those include Amazon, Microsoft, Google and Salesforce, several of which have previously shown interest in acquiring Slack. Bloomberg reported the interest by Amazon today, with a $9 billion sales price.

79 comments

  1. Yes, embrace! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then, for the love of productivity, extinguish it!

  2. Shit name by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    Slack, really? Where I come from it means stupid, as in "You dopy get, you're as slack as a bag of knackers".

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    1. Re:Shit name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Slack, really? Where I come from it means stupid, as in "You dopy get, you're as slack as a bag of knackers".

      You come from my imagined scene from a BBC sitcom canceled after one episode in 1978?

    2. Re:Shit name by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 4, Funny

      They should have called it Git... oh, wait...

    3. Re: Shit name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Before making this product, the same company, tiny speck, made an MMO called: Glitch.

      It was impossible to use google to search for info about Glitch.

    4. Re:Shit name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've even heard "goit" in Red Dwarf.

  3. Economic collapse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Society is on the verge of losing its last shreds of humanity, the environment is dying and us along with it. When a stupid program can be valued at $9 billion it's time to think about economic collapse and starting again from the ground up with everyone on an equal footing.

    1. Re:Economic collapse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lighten up Francis. I am slacking right now. it is a useful tool.

    2. Re:Economic collapse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      and so was AIM... why not use it? Slack is over-hyped turd.

  4. IRC LUDDITES by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Every loser who ever coded an IRC client, kill yourself now. You're just not APP ENOUGH to be FUCKING BILLIONAIRES.

    1. Re:IRC LUDDITES by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1
    2. Re:IRC LUDDITES by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would nominate Kik. Those bastards broke the Internet.

      Nominate them for what? Killing themselves? Why? They're not an IRC client, and don't really resemble one at all.

      And Kik didn't "break" the internet - the programmer who pitched a fit and un-published his code, along with the idiotic programmers who don't know how to cache their external dependencies, are the ones who broke the internet.

      Do you understand the issue you're trying to talk about?

    3. Re:IRC LUDDITES by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WOOOSH!

    4. Re:IRC LUDDITES by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      The same thing goes for those that wrote an NTTP client. The next big thing is going to be a pretty wrapper on NTTP with moderation, images, etc.

      It's what Reddit and Voat users claim they want, completely unfiltered distributed discussion.

      There's an API! You can write Bots! It's distributed! No central government can take it down! Free Speech!

    5. Re:IRC LUDDITES by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      can someone (ideally someone over 40 who actually remembers text-based usenet, and not the binary stuff, but real people using it for real communication) explain WHY slack is a 'thing'?

      we have it at work. we refuse to pay for it and history scrolls away, held hostage, essentially. we discuss things that should be saved for later (why did this feature get added? why was that bug such a big problem and what was the fix? company stuff that is useful to have for future searches by newhires). and yet, we allow it to scroll off the end of our free version, I've recommended we dump this crap and go with good old NNTP and people can use any choice of newsreader they want. nothing goes outside our network, no one yanks history away and no one says 'no!' to us when we run our own nntp server.

      so what's the push-back? you millennials - can you, perhaps, explain why there has to be 'chat apps' when we've had standards based ones (including IRC) for decades, now?

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    6. Re:IRC LUDDITES by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Sure. Because it's an app, and everything old is new again, as an app.

      Slack is okay as a chat platform. Being able to divide different groups into different chats is nice. Having to create a new account each time is not.

      Of course, except for some trendy colourful graphics, it doesn't really do anything a private IRC server wouldn't.

    7. Re:IRC LUDDITES by bn-7bc · · Score: 1

      Itc is alive and well thank you very mouch, check out freenode, there are qite a few buissy channels there, but yes it does not have the numbers it used to

    8. Re:IRC LUDDITES by bn-7bc · · Score: 1

      damed typos I never spot before it's to late, not to mention twitch, iirc their chat backen is irc, so all the chatters on twitch arte irc users

    9. Re:IRC LUDDITES by nickersonm · · Score: 1

      I don't understand how an IRC client (and server bots?) is worth $9e9.

    10. Re:IRC LUDDITES by Midnight_Falcon · · Score: 1
      As someone who used to post on usenet and sysadmin BBSes and write mods to eggdrop bot for IRC (although i'm close to, but not over 40 -- did this as a kid) I can tell you that Slack is a thing because it most resembles instant messenger clients, runs in a web browser, has a lot of apps -- and a really great selection of emojis. It's meant to facilitate communication with millenials! :)

      It's really about design and UX. Slack is easy to use for non technical people (think marketing teams perhaps), and has generally pleasant user experience. There isn't really an IRC client that can match it in terms of ease of use -- most users would be confused on the concept of connecting to port 6667, enabling TLS, etc. With Slack all you need is a username/pass and you're good to go on a myriad of devices.

  5. Dotcom bubble v2.0 is here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this Slack the same piece of crap chat web service many of us have to use in work as it is free to use? If companies are not willing to pay for the service itself, who on earth would pay 9 billion for the company that produces it? The Slack is just a IRC without a search and a slow UI with progress spinners and round corners.

    1. Re:Dotcom bubble v2.0 is here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's fanboys at my company...boss wants everyone to install it on their mobiles..essentially so you can be on call 24hrs in yet another way. F that! I don't even answer my phone. I leave my work phone at home and personal phone has no more room for apps.

    2. Re:Dotcom bubble v2.0 is here by Ecuador · · Score: 1

      While I agree that the 9 billion valuation is ludicrous, I use slack at work and I can verify it has great search capabilities (one of its best features), does not have round corners (at least the desktop client I use), there is no slowness in the UI that I can see, and everybody seems to love it at work. And you can easily hook things to it, like continuous integration systems, monitoring systems etc so devops seem to enjoy working on it.
      I don't know if there's anything similar, i.e. evolved IRC for companies, but I have to admit, despite my original hesitation (in my previous - smaller - company we just used an email-based system for written communication), it does seem to help productivity in a company with groups in different locations. But, again, 9 billion? WTH?

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    3. Re:Dotcom bubble v2.0 is here by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      personal phone has no more room for apps.

      Because you have so many "family" photos and videos, right? Wink-wink, nudge-nudge.

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    4. Re:Dotcom bubble v2.0 is here by tlhIngan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      there is no slowness in the UI that I can see

      Good on your workplace for buying you a top of the line PC.

      When I used slack, it caused the browser to consume 30% of the CPU. The desktop client did the same (no surprise, since it's one of those Electron-based wrapped web apps), so the same way Visual Studio could take 30% blinking the cursor, so could Slack. I managed to get it down to a managable 10% or so by turning off every friggin' option that decorated text, replaced text with emojis, etc

      Luckily when my involvement in that project was over, slack went into the recycle bin (they used it to collaborate). Still didn't see why a glorified chat client needed to take 5-10% of the CPU in the end, when my IRC client, connected to multiple networks consumed 0% regularly. And no, for security purposes, they did not have the IRC gateway enabled.

    5. Re:Dotcom bubble v2.0 is here by Ecuador · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I have not tried it in a browser and have not tried any old versions. So, three months ago I installed the MacOS desktop client on a reasonably spec'd iMac, and it does not even register a blip in my activity monitor's CPU graph. And the Windows guys are also happy it seems (our last "retro" was about comms, and slack got in the "good" list by everyone), so maybe it was some time ago that you tried it? Or it could be the Windows version and our windows guys are just not picky about such stuff so they don't notice - they are not developers after all :)
      Qapla'!

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    6. Re:Dotcom bubble v2.0 is here by Ecuador · · Score: 1

      Huh, I remembered something interesting, the reason I got rid of the Atom editor, which is also Electron-based it seems, is because it was sluggish and using a lot of CPU for just an editor (switched to Sublime). And this was on the same iMac :) So an Electron-based app does have the potential to be slow on my machine, but so far slack seems fast. Well, not compared to an IRC client not written in Java of course, but still ;)

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    7. Re: Dotcom bubble v2.0 is here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're FIRED!!!!!! Ackbar will do your job for 1/8th the cost!

    8. Re:Dotcom bubble v2.0 is here by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      There's three potential buyers for Slack: the kind that will continue to offer the service for free while raping your data six ways from Sunday, and the kind that will start injecting ads or start charging an already captive audience for the service. The third kind is the company who will do both.

      Companies who have come to depend on Slack will be more or less forced to pay whatever the new owners charge. That worked out rather well for Yammer when they started: offer it for free to employees, then start charging companies when they came to depend on it (or needed the premium admin functions to regain some manner of control). A colleague of mine compared it to Mafia tactics.

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    9. Re:Dotcom bubble v2.0 is here by lucm · · Score: 1

      I don't know if there's anything similar, i.e. evolved IRC for companies

      Microsoft has one in Office365:

      https://products.office.com/en...

      It's like the illegitimate child of Slack and Sharepoint.

      Best part is, the video on the product page hits all the right points:
      [x] Diversity in the workplace
      [x] Non-white, non-male, non-American narrator, possibly non-heterosexual
      [x] Puts an emphasis on young beautiful people but throw in a couple of fatso and old turds
      [x] Has both startup and enterprise scenes with vibrant energy
      [x] Emotional, hopeful soundtrack
      [x] Blonde chick with a leather jacket

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    10. Re:Dotcom bubble v2.0 is here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      personal phone has no more room for apps.

      Because you have so many "family" photos and videos, right? Wink-wink, nudge-nudge.

      Because I haven't gotten a new fangled phone yet...still 3G here...

    11. Re: Dotcom bubble v2.0 is here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're FIRED!!!!!! Ackbar will do your job for 1/8th the cost!

      We already have many Ackbars here (and overseas)...I'm just waiting for the pink slip/severance package.

    12. Re:Dotcom bubble v2.0 is here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They have a free tier, but any company should get the paid version, since that one stores messages for more than a screen full.

    13. Re:Dotcom bubble v2.0 is here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its not just slowness but they enforce requirements on very up to date components. We have fairly fast dev boxes at work, however our distro is about 8years old (except for security patches) to ensure compatibility with various software tools and because installing random packages can break our cross-compile environment so we have to maintain a strict set of packages (i.e. you cant just willy nilly install python 3, IT has to set it up in order to not break the build for various platforms).

        Slack's desktop client wont run on our distro version and you cant compile it yourself. The web client was fine up until a few months ago when they started enforcing browser version compatibility of a version of FF that was only a year old, even though their client ran fine on the older browser. So now we basically have to dump it since the only people who can use it also have to have windows boxes

    14. Re: Dotcom bubble v2.0 is here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe the free version doesn't have search, but the one my company uses does...

    15. Re:Dotcom bubble v2.0 is here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My team uses Mattermost. All you need is a server you control somewhere and you get the features of Slack without paying for it, completely under your control, and without sending all of your team's secrets to be stored forever on a third-party server. Maintenance amounts to updating to the latest version every several months.

      I totally don't understand the market of Slack; it's for programmers, right? Surely any Slack user has a continuous integration machine somewhere that could be running an additional web server at the very least.

    16. Re: Dotcom bubble v2.0 is here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're running an 8 years out of date distro because you can't build your application on a modern Linux?

      My brother, have you heard the GOOD NEWS about containerization? Ask your doctor if Docker is right for you!

    17. Re:Dotcom bubble v2.0 is here by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Sounds like an opportunity to release a replacement. Complete with web scraper to copy over all your old... Slacks?

  6. IRC. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IRC called and they want their idea back.

    1. Re:IRC. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IRC was made by old white male patriarchs. Nobody listens to old men.

      captcha: musket

    2. Re:IRC. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IRC was made by old white male patriarchs. Nobody listens to old men.

      Everybody who's paid by them listens to them

    3. Re:IRC. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not after the very last generation of old white men retire forever and your new boss is a black woman. Minority female on top. Yo!

  7. Ayn Rand was Right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When capitalist value creators are allowed to do whatever they want, chat apps are worth $9 billion.

  8. bad product, needs some REAL work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i found that slack is unusable because it does not provide in-app porno, please repair your broken shitty app

    1. Re:bad product, needs some REAL work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      8===D

      pull request

    2. Re:bad product, needs some REAL work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      8=m=D ~~

  9. Nine billion for a chat client by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Peak bubble?

  10. 9 Billion ??? by wolfheart111 · · Score: 1

    Git was written over a weekend, and Slak probably the same. Why are we not all billionaires?

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    1. Re:9 Billion ??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We suck at marketing.

    2. Re:9 Billion ??? by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 2

      I hear you, it's completely crazy these days.

      Software that would have been shareware/freeware back in the 80's and 90's now comes with a corporate sponsor and ridiculous valuations. An IPO for a game like Candy Crush? WTF?!

      What's so great about Slack that makes it worth 9 billion? Why aren't companies that use IRC worth as much?

    3. Re:9 Billion ??? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Because we didn't start out as millionaires?

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    4. Re:9 Billion ??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read this book: Hooked: How to Build Habit-Forming Products.

      Slack is a good example of one of these products. They've created a really nice collaboration tool, using a central source, for teams.

      Pair that product with existing offerings. Big win for whoever owns it.

      Now imagine being able to mine and apply the data they have on that crowd (in a variety of ways), and cross reference it with other sources.

      Yeah, several billion doesn't seem too far fetched.

    5. Re:9 Billion ??? by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 2

      You don't get billions for a good idea, or for implementing that idea. You get billions for building company out of it, raising capital, doing marketing, building a solid customer base, whipping up some hype, hiring the right kind of staff, finding effective managers and appointing a good board, and have the business smarts (or the right people) to scale your service up as more people sign on. Then, when you have millions of eyeballs and a company able to offer your service in a reliable and sustainable manner, then you will have buyers knocking on the door with billions in their pockets.

      You still need a good idea, a bit of luck, and decent timing. But that's just the start of it.

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    6. Re:9 Billion ??? by geekpowa · · Score: 1

      Further in the article it says:

      Slack has 5 million daily active users -- 1.5 million of whom pay to use the service -- and had $150 million in annual recurring revenue as of Jan. 31.

      So they book up 150m in revenue yearly. Their operating expenses are probably around 30m or so I;d guess so profit around 100m. Valuation is then x90 of profit. For what is essentially IRC/chat : a highly fungable service where the 5 million eyeballs pairs you have ($1800 per eyeball pair) are far from captured/entrenched and can flip to something else with minimal barrier. Sounds like a bad price to me.

    7. Re:9 Billion ??? by lucm · · Score: 1

      Now imagine being able to mine and apply the data they have on that crowd (in a variety of ways), and cross reference it with other sources.

      That data is useless. It has no advertising value whatsoever.

      That's the problem Facebook has faced for a long time: advertisers don't care that you Liked the latest Steven Seagal movie. They want to know what you bought on Amazon, and guess what, Amazon already knows that so the Slack data is not going to help them improve their sales. Besides, natural language processing is moving forward but it's still too slow to be useful at that scale.

      What Slack would do is add a large customer base to the productivity segment of AWS, stuff like their Gmail clone, which they can peddle to enterprise clients for a premium. As for the 9 billion figure, it's obscene but if the bulk of it comes as Amazon stock, it's not the same thing as writing a big check.

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    8. Re:9 Billion ??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That data is useless. It has no advertising value whatsoever.

      You have a dangerous ignorance of the Big Data menace. It isn't about advertising, it's about opposition research. If you look at companies like GitHub, and Slack, they have gained very serious penetration into lots of very large companies. This means that GitHub/Slack have positioned themselves as gatekeepers of that Big Data and can query the massive datasets to get deep insights. Some of these insights they share, others they keep to themselves to use for their own advantage, whether that be investment search and valuation, or what would traditionally be called espionage.

  11. Tech writers these days by think_nix · · Score: 2

    TFA,

    For those not familiar, imagine Facebook for the office and you are down the right alley.

    No its not facebook for the office, that would be more like socialcast. Why does everything have to be about socialmedia these days ? The way we currently use slack where Im at is nowhere near facebook, and yes we have irc gateways enabled.

    1. Re:Tech writers these days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TFA,

      For those not familiar, imagine Facebook for the office and you are down the right alley.

      No its not facebook for the office, that would be more like socialcast. Why does everything have to be about socialmedia these days ? The way we currently use slack where Im at is nowhere near facebook, and yes we have irc gateways enabled.

      Agreed. Facebook is nothing like slack. It's just persistent, threaded IM. Extensible in various ways. In its most basic form it is like IRC in that it has channels and direct messages. But it's...err..evolved.

    2. Re:Tech writers these days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find Slack highly annoying and it's missing fundamental features - like conversation logging. Not only that it uses Chrome as the application foundation - big and bloated.

      $9B? Seriously? I'd rather use IRC.

  12. Ugh... Slack is nothing but a pretty chat client by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I worked at a startup and they swore by Slack, yet we also paid for Hipchat which DID THE SAME GODDAMN thing!

    I guess I just "don't get it" or maybe in a year or two we'll all be laughing.

  13. A list of companies with a valuation = $9B by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    • Mitsubishi Motors - $9B
    • Goodyear - $8.9B
    • Singapore Airlines - $8.4B

    But of course, chat software is a disruptive technology.

  14. WTF? 9 billion for IRC ?! by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 2

    How many fucking times does IRC need to keep getting re-invented?

    /sarcasm Oh wait, it was Hip enough ?

  15. Slack vs Jostle by walterhpdx · · Score: 1

    My company (about 90% virtual) tried Slack for a month, and really didn't go anywhere with it. Then we came upon Jostle, and it really took off. Slack indeed just reminded me of an old-style IRC client from back in the 90s, but Jostle has some good features that we've taken advantage of - code sharing libraries being the best of the features.

  16. Right place, right time, right marketing? Dunno... by King_TJ · · Score: 2

    My company standardized on using Slack, not that long ago ... and now our sister company wants it rolled out too.

    My initial impression was exactly what some of you are saying. Basically.... WTF?! It's just somebody reselling a webified IRC client all over again! But now that we've used it a while, I get the attraction to it.

    #1 is the overall realization that in corporate America, email has reigned supreme for the last decade plus. People can literally spend a productive 8 hour day camping out in Microsoft Outlook, scheduling meetings or appointments, updating to-do lists, and of course reading and responding to hundreds of emails. The mail system has become a virtual filing cabinet for many users, with dozens and dozens of nested sub-folders created, housing all the email messages and attached files they found relevant. That creates multiple dilemmas for businesses. They have to fend off the ever present threat of malware coming in via email, for starters. But they also get stuck paying all of their employees for lots of time spent deleting mail to keep mailboxes from filling up. Mailboxes that DO fill up caused bounced messages, often at the worst possible times (employee in the middle of large projects requiring a lot of correspondence and working with large file attachments coming in regularly). There's total information overload in most people's mailboxes, so important messages don't always get read promptly, or get missed completely.

    Slack promises a solution to much of this. It drastically cuts down on how much mail goes back and forth internally in the company once people get used to using it. No reason to email a co-worker or a group of them when you can just send the message in the appropriate Slack channel. Everything ever typed into Slack, including attachments pasted into channels, is preserved indefinitely with full search capabilities on it. (When a channel is deleted, it's never really just deleted. Rather, it's given an archived status so you can still reattach to it any time and search its content.)

    #2 is the fact that Slack focused pretty heavily on integration with outside programs. It's not just a chat room for PEOPLE, but an aggregator for alerts and notifications generated automatically by other programs and services. We created several channels just for I.T. staff that collect notifications about such things as our CrashPlan backups and upcoming maintenance alerts by our phone system provider. These can be easily configured to alert our phones with push notifications out of Slack too. So it's a one stop shop or clearinghouse to reign in all of that chatter from the cloud services we use.

    And lastly? Slack seems to offer enough flexibility so channels can be created with appropriate security permissions so outside vendors or even clients can be invited to participate in discussions without revealing everything else discussed in the system. When we started out email migration project, we invited the consultants to a special Slack channel so all of us can hash out details or ask/answer questions without ever resorting to email chains.

    I get that Slack didn't do anything that's super innovative... but so often, it's not about being first. Apple didn't invent the concept of the MP3 music file OR the portable MP3 music player, but they sure did run with those ideas and build a hugely successful online music store and music hardware sales model from it!

  17. Whats Matrix.org and Riot value? by martiniturbide · · Score: 1

    Since they are open source I think that they should cost more :)

  18. Short summary of slack by MarkH · · Score: 1

    IRC but invite only channels. Works in browser without plugins.

    API allows text commands to invoke external services like Google hangouts. Also allows bots ( again like IRC) to post in channels.

  19. Re:Right place, right time, right marketing? Dunno by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I find that Slack is inferior to platforms like Bascamp for streamlining communication among groups. Bascamp also allows for securely extending access to outsiders and is far superior for things like keeping projects organized (including to-do lists, files, version-controlled documents, search, etc.). I'm not really a fan of Basecamp for several reasons, but I think it is better than Slack for anything except free-flowing chatter. For that matter, the fact that it doesn't facilitate "chat" at all is yet another improvement.

    I haven't looked into it in ages, but 9 years ago Basecamp had an API that would allow integration with outside tools. Even without that, any tool that can generate an email alert can probably be set up to send alerts to Basecamp.

    Apple actually improved the MP3 player in fundamental ways, tapping in to pent-up demand for things like vastly greater storage and music store integration.

    I don't think that Slack genuinely provides a better anything except "chat". Which is fine on its own. But bolting on all the other stuff has vastly muddied the waters in my company. It can't do everything required, but people just love to tap away at Slack and let everything else slide. I guess it just seems faster, but that is usually the case when you are doing a half-a$$ed job.

  20. wanted to install the phone app, but then I saw.. by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

    the kinds of privs the app demands.

    no fucking way! I forget the specifics but it wanted WAY too much privs for just a stupid chat app. we use slack at work and I'd like to be tied in (its a startup and it would be helpful to have a fast way to hear the broadcasts and multicasts that happen on the 'channels'); but I just won't give in to apps that demand stupidly excessive privs.

    I can use the website version.

    oh and that reminds me, their web programmers are brain-dead, too. I use an old version of firefox (before they lost their way; and yes, its old but it WORKS and my plugins and the browser are locked in 'apt-mark hold' mode so they won't update on me) and about a month ago, I got a reject message from them saying my browser was 'too old' and would not work; asking me to upgrade. I will not upgrade for such a stupid reason! I installed a user-agent selector so I can fake-out any website that asks for my 'version'. guess what - yes, its back to working again. no issues, no problems, and my browser is still the good old version I've configured and love. their 'demands' for a new browser was stupid and bogus.

    that's 2 strikes against them. I don't really love this company from what I've personally seen from their work-products. shame that we are stuck using their crap at work. I can't convince the powers that be to switch to an open source irc/usenet/etc system. sigh... ;(

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  21. Re:wanted to install the phone app, but then I saw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What plugin/version do you use? All of the ones I could find that worked for my version of firefox had outdated (static) lists of version numbers that didn't quite go new enough to pass the stupid user-agent check I was stuck with.

  22. Re:Ugh... Slack is nothing but a pretty chat clien by ayesnymous · · Score: 1

    As a HipChat user, I don't think it's possible for Slack to be as bad as HipChat.

  23. Re:Right place, right time, right marketing? Dunno by sad_ · · Score: 1

    still not seeing anything that irc doesn't/can't do, over 20 years ago we already had irc bots that did anything you could think of.

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    On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
  24. Windows application compiled with debug enabled? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Previously, I downloaded and installed the Slack Windows application. Then I found that it had more telemetry built in than Windows 10, and no way to disable it, other than the obvious - uninstallation.

  25. Re:Ugh... Slack is nothing but a pretty chat clien by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i just hate atlassians names: confluence, jira, bitbucket, hipchat. they are trying soooo hard and i just hate it for some reason.

  26. Re:Right place, right time, right marketing? Dunno by coofercat · · Score: 1

    Personally, I find Slack to be very usable. Contrast to Microsoft Teams, Lync, Skype for Business or Lifesize (all 'enterprise' chat systems) - they all suck at chat in various ways. Lync is sort of okay, but the version I used to use didn't have tabs. Teams is so godawful I can't imagine anyone using it for long. Skype for business looks like one of those website chat boxes, and Lifesize is similarly awful. None of those products has any easy way for ordinary users or developers to integrate with something they care about (eg. monitoring systems, todo lists, or any other system that might like a chat tool). Slack fits the bill nicely.

    Now, is it worth $9bn? I doubt it, but then I don't value companies.

  27. Whole Foods $13.7B by spinitch · · Score: 1

    Whole Foods bid at $13.7B may temper appetite for a pricey Slack acquisition near term. Of course, could be bold and borrowed a bunch to extend shopping spree but think Amazon will slack off a bit on this deal again near term.

  28. Re:Right place, right time, right marketing? Dunno by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not about what it can do, but instead how convenient it is. Having configuration in an account instead of a single client means no need of managing client separately, you can just open the Slack application or web client wherever you are. Snippets and files can be shared more conveniently. It can also replace email conversations as even less technical people can pretty easily use it.

    If you already have a working IRC-based community, there are few if any benefits to moving over to Slack.

  29. re: Basecamp? Really? by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    Our company used Basecamp about 5-6 years ago, and gladly phased it out. The fact that it doesn't facilitate any free flowing chat communications was a huge negative for us. I understand needs vary -- but we adopted Slack precisely because we saw how much misc. chatter took place inside email, cluttering up mailboxes. Our business does marketing and facilitating shows and events, with lots of creative types working on various projects or ideas. There's always going to be a need for an easy way for employee A to spontaneously propose some ideas to employees B, C and D. When we're all located in offices spread across the country, you can't just walk over to their desk or cube.

    For organizing projects and creating a formal process for handling purchase orders (among other things), we adopted Podio as our platform. I'll be the first to say I hate a lot of things about Podio. Primarily, it's sluggish in a browser, plus it always feels like you're working in some kind of page designer/editor rather than a "production" web site. We started using it for computer inventory, linked to an employee database in it that H.R, maintains. The workflow itself is logical, but Podio is too clunky, IMO, at letting you do the actual input of the inventory or searches in it. But it works amazingly well for our purchase order process, letting us select the appropriate "approvers" with a single click, and having it shoot out the right email or push notifications to those folks that a new P.O. request was put in. They can approve them electronically and move right along.

    But Basecamp? Unless it did a LOT of major upgrades in the last 4 years or so since we abandoned it? That wasn't working well for us at all.