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Colombian Airline Wants To Make Passengers Stand (yahoo.com)

An anonymous reader writes Budget airline VivaColombia is considering plans to remove all seats from its planes and make passengers stand. They hope the move will drive down fares by allowing them to squeeze more passengers into each flight, opening up air travel to working class Colombians and budget holidaymakers. The no-frills carrier announced last week that it is adding 50 new Airbus 320s to its fleet to capitalise on the country's growing tourist market. The new planes will have more seats and lower running costs with the first one going into service at the start of 2018. VivaColombia's founder and CEO William Shaw told the Miami Herald the airline was looking into vertical travel options. He said: "There are people out there right now researching whether you can fly standing up -- we're very interested in anything that makes travel less expensive." He added: "Who cares if you don't have an inflight entertainment system for a one-hour flight? Who cares that there aren't marble floors... or that you don't get free peanuts?"

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  1. That's nothing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Its Indian competitor is going to allow people to stand on TOP of the planes, just like on the trains!

    1. Re:That's nothing! by Moheeheeko · · Score: 2

      That or just strap them to the wings.

    2. Re:That's nothing! by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yip, third-world travel can make even our chintziest services seem good in comparison.

      Many conservatives point out that even our very poorest often have it better than many in the 3rd world. But, why aim our economic system so low? Don't we want to get better over time instead of back-slide into 3rd-world-ism? Or do they find something sacred about profits?

    3. Re: That's nothing! by saloomy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But there is something sacred abour profits. Profit breeds competition, and focuses our potential into action. American capitalism built the modern world. Everything from the steel of skyscrapers to the airplane to the medical marvels we have are vastly developed and produced in capitalistic environments where the focused have the freedom and capability to do something that improves our way of life in return for the profits of their labor. What's wrong with that?

      In America, you have as the French would say: "a career open to the talents". If you have the talent, you can work in the field you are most qualified for. Earning yourself the best benefit, and your goal is to provide the best value in return. Profits allow us to decide how next to invest returns, and continue growth. There has been no greater engine for the improvement in our lives that capitalistic profit-seeking; so yes, profit is sacred.

    4. Re:That's nothing! by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Funny

      What's really going to piss passengers off is the 5 chicken limit.

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    5. Re: That's nothing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ladies and gentleman: American Exceptionalism on display. Meanwhile, back in reality land, the standard of living, standard of eduction, standard of health and standard of infrastructure has hit second tier in a steady downwards trajectory compared with the true first tier countries in Europe and Asia. This is self evident to anyone traveling to the EU or East Asia today, the US is second tier.

      American Capitalism was good at building stuff, but you might note that the new sky-scrappers are being built in a Chinese city, not in NYC anymore. And the largest airplane is a European A380, not a Boeing Jumbo jet assembled in Everett, WA. And the best application of medical marvels happens in South Korean with socialized medicine, not America with capitalist medicine.

      America needs to pull back on the dive into capitalistic oligarchies and kleptocracy and realize that people live in a society, not an economy.

    6. Re: That's nothing! by Jason+Levine · · Score: 2

      Profit doesn't always breed competition. The barrier to entry might be high, meaning that only a few companies can actually participate in the market even if they get good profits. In addition, a monopoly in the market might result in high prices and the monopoly company squashing any would-be competitors before they pose a risk.

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    7. Re: That's nothing! by ThePyro · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Capitalism means competition. Sometimes the best way to compete is to develop a better product. Great!

      But we've learned a lot of other ways to compete, and unfortunately these other methods are often more effective. We hire lobbyists to change the laws in our favor. We hoard patents so that nobody else may compete. We use teams of lawyers to overwhelm competitors with litigation. We leverage monopolies to gouge consumers. We pollute the environment because cleanup costs are socialized and we get to keep the profit. We reduce quality or safety because we can retire with big fat profit sharing bonuses long before damage to the company's image catches up with us.

      None of these behaviors improve our collective standard of living, but these things happen on a daily basis because the system incentivizes them. Don't be afraid to question the system. It's not perfect.

    8. Re:That's nothing! by Sri+Ramkrishna · · Score: 2

      Maybe if they voted in people who invest in government to make it better instead of ideology backed people who break govt on purpose then turn around and say "See! See, government doesn't work"

    9. Re: That's nothing! by Swave+An+deBwoner · · Score: 2

      Our real estate developer in chief preferred to buy his steel and aluminum from China:

      http://www.newsweek.com/how-donald-trump-ditched-us-steel-workers-china-505717

  2. Take Off And Landing by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Take Off and Landing sound like adventures.

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    1. Re:Take Off And Landing by ZecretZquirrel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Take Off and Landing sound like adventures.

      Probably not as compared to the adventure of being a working-class Columbian.

    2. Re:Take Off And Landing by dgaller · · Score: 2

      You just put hand-straps on the ceiling like a bus, it's the same idea.

    3. Re:Take Off And Landing by DarkOx · · Score: 2

      I don't see why, separating each passenger 'compartment' with a woven nylon straps, like what your folding lawn chairs use, secured to floor and ceiling would probably do the job without taking much space at all. Its elastic enough to prevent injury if you are rattled around inside it during turbulence or forced back against it during take off / landing, but stiff enough to keep people from banging into each other to hard.

      Not saying it would be pleasant but it would probably work and provide adequate safety.

       

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  3. I can see it now... by corychristison · · Score: 5, Funny

    Super Saver Econo $49.95* New York to Los Angeles
    * add a seat with luxurious safety belt for only $449.95

    Also, it will be much easier to drag people off flights when its overbooked, without all of those pesky seats and saftey belts in the way.

  4. Works for roller coasters by Nkwe · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There are stand up roller coasters which have safety / restraint systems designed to keep riders safe, even when upside down. So from the perspective of keeping passengers in place during flight, it is technically possible. Comfort is of course another matter. If you ever been on a stand up roller coaster, are male, and have had the lower restraint (bicycle seat) set too high, you would fear turbulence on a stand up plane.

  5. no turbulence in Columbia? by mcarp · · Score: 2

    when there's enough turbulence that all of the falling down passengers roll to the back of the plane there wont be enough elevator to lift the tail == doesn't fly

  6. Standing backrests, perhaps with choir seats? by swillden · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm not saying I'd be interested in using such an airline, but it seems like it could work if they had standing "rests" that passengers could strap themselves to for safety. I mean, you couldn't have passengers being thrown about the plane in turbulent conditions, so they'd need to be secured in place, the way seat-belted passengers are. Also, to reduce the discomfort of actual standing, the backrests could include small, adjustable "choir seats", just a few inches deep, and adjusted to sit high enough that the passenger's legs are almost straight. The cabin would have to be tall enough to accommodate everyone standing, which might require removal of the overhead luggage compartments.

    For short flights, it could be safe enough, and not too uncomfortable, and would allow perhaps 75% more passengers on the plane, which would allow ticket prices to be reduced by about 60% -- a $100 flight for $40, for example. Lots of people would be willing to be less comfortable for an hour to save $60, even in wealthier nations.

    It could work, I think.

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  7. As long as it's safe and half the price by Hadlock · · Score: 2

    Assuming they sort out the safely issues (I mean we stand on busses and trains and subways moving 50mph... my commuter train regularly tops 70mph here in America) yest take off and landing would be a bit sketch if it's setup the way a subway is, but if you take the time and effort to look at the problem from a new way, maybe add some specialized equipment... maybe it still can't be done, but it's certainly worth looking in to.
     
    If it were safe and say, cost half as much, $150 round trip to Seattle from SF at the gate (not buying in advance) vs $350 or even $500 recently, heck yeah I would be willing to stand for two hours!
     
    The elderly and sick, pregnant mothers, and people in wheelchairs would still have priority seating access of course.

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  8. Re:No seats on Airlines by GuB-42 · · Score: 2

    People decide with their wallets.
    If people prefer seats over cheaper flights, they will see elsewhere. If they don't, it means they accept the idea.

  9. Re:I can see it now... Reductio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ad absurdum:

    "Fly TREBUCHET airways! So anyone can afford a Weekend Fling!

  10. I've been saying this for years by mrun4982 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    and I used to be an airline pilot. I want the cheapest fare possible and have no problem whatsoever with standing for the entire flight. As for the safety aspect, that's easily solved with a backrest that you can strap yourself into. In fact, I think standing plus leaning up against a back rest is more comfortable than those crappy seats they fill the planes with now.

  11. Never mind that... by YuppieScum · · Score: 5, Funny

    What about the first time they hit some turbulence?

    *DING* "Ladies and gentlemen, the Captain has just illuminated the 'Fasten Seatbelt' sign, so we'll all be safe while you bounce around the cabin like rubber balls..."

    *DING* "The cabin crew will be passing down the cabin shortly, offering a range of bandages, splints and blood replacement products at very competitive prices..."

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  12. Re:No seats on Airlines by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's all about price.

    Think of it this way--the last time you booked a flight, what was foremost in your mind? Was it legroom? Was it the quality of the snacks? Was it the inflight entertainment system?

    Nope. It was "How much does this cost?" Price was the overriding factor. If Flight A was $40 cheaper than Flight B, you took Flight A. You bitched and moaned and complained about being stuck in like sardine, but you weren't going to pay the extra $40.

    There are a lot of people who feel that way, which is why websites like Expedia have a "sort by price" and don't have a "sort by legroom."

  13. Re:I feel obligated to say this... by caseih · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Actually a properly executed barrel roll would not even be felt by the passengers, standing or sitting. It's a constant G maneuver. Back in the day, a test pilot rolled a 707 airliner: https://www.youtube.com/watch?... He was reprimanded, even though it was a completely safe maneuver, as the spectators and potential customers were a bit rattled (they were on the ground watching) by the event.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?... shows Bob Hoover rolling an ordinary twin-engine prop plane while pouring a glass of iced tea.

  14. From the Ryan-Air advertising playbook by thegarbz · · Score: 2

    Claim you're eliminating co-pilots.
    Claim you're offering adult entertainment on flights.
    there was another.... hmmmm what was it?

    Oh that's right. Standing room only.

    A recipe to ensure your name stays in the headlines for loads of free advertising.

  15. Re: Lazy Westerners by WarJolt · · Score: 2

    Just use standing roller coaster seats. They are now more comfortable than modern airplane seats and you are more likely to withstand the G forces better in the event of a crash.

  16. Vertical? by nospam007 · · Score: 2

    Stupid idea. People don't stay vertical by themselves for long.
    Horizontal is the way to go, quadruple bunk-beds is way better, I wouldn't mind lying down for a 1 hour flight, not even for a 24 hour one, better than economy any day.