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HP Patents 'Reminder Messages' (eff.org)

Daniel Nazer reports via the Electronic Frontier Foundation: On July 25, 2017, the Patent Office issued a patent to HP on reminder messages. Someone needs to remind the Patent Office to look at the real world before issuing patents. United States Patent No. 9,715,680 (the '680 patent) is titled "Reminder messages." While the patent application does suggest some minor tweaks to standard automated reminders, none of these supposed additions deserve patent protection. Although this claim uses some obscure language (like "non-transitory computer-readable storage medium" and "article data"), it describes a quite mundane process. The "article data" is simply additional information associated with an event. For example, "buy a cake" might be included with a birthday reminder. The patent also requires that this extra information be input via a "scanning operation" (e.g. scanning a QR code). The '680 patent comes from an application filed in July 2012. It is supposed to represent a non-obvious advance on technology that existed before that date. Of course, reminder messages were standard many years before the application was filed. And just a few minutes of research reveals that QR codes were already used to encode information for reminder messages. The Patent Office reviewed HP's application for years without ever considering any real-world products. Indeed, the examiner considered only patents and patent applications.

68 comments

  1. No more software patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's all been done.

    1. Re: No more software patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Thank god we avoided this cesspool in the EU a decade ago.

    2. Re: No more software patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      > Thank god we avoided this cesspool in the EU a decade ago.

      Sorry, no.

      This is regularly circumvented by your usual legal shell game. Programs "as such" are not patentable, while "CIIs" (aka "Computer-Implemented Inventions") are. Straight from the horse's mouth:

      " Patents for computer-implemented inventions: how does society benefit?
      Patents as an incentive for innovation

      As technology advances and matures, computer-implemented inventions are used increasingly in all fields of technology. In many cases the innovative part of a new product or process may well lie in the method underlying a computer program and/or its computational implementation [...]"

      Disgusting, ain't it?

      So the EPO has a very idiosyncratic interpretation on what software patents are. And it is granting hand over fist patents on things Dick, Harry, you and me would consider software patents.

    3. Re:No more software patents by Rockoon · · Score: 2

      There is a better reason that "its all been done"

      Patents are there to discourage trade secrets. Features of your public product cannot be a trade secret by definition.

      It all went to hell when design patents were thought up. Prior to that, patents were only on manufacturing techniques.

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    4. Re: No more software patents by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      If you put several man-years into developing an algorithm, then it should be patentable. A concept anyone could come up with while have beer with nerd friends? Not so much. In this case, I seems like anybody with a smart phone could provide evidence of prior art. One of the tweeks I'd like to see made to the patent system is to make the length of patent protection proportional to the time and money needed to develop the idea. I.e. a drug patent for something that requires multimillion dollar drug trials should last longer than "Do something people have been doing for decades, but on a COMPUTER!"

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    5. Re: No more software patents by haruchai · · Score: 1

      "If you put several man-years into developing an algorithm, then it should be patentable"
      You could merely be slow & lazy. No patent for you.

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    6. Re: No more software patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know you weren't being literal, but re:

      "Do something people have been doing for decades, but on a COMPUTER!"

      ...such things are not themselves patentable.

  2. could this be a "First to File" snafu? by orpheus · · Score: 2

    I was afraid of this kind of nonsense when the America Invents Act switched the US from "First to Invent" to "First to File" on March 16, 2013.

    I guess if no one filed for a patent, *some* USPTO officers are interpreting applications preemptively as "the First to File". I'm hoping it's just a snafu, perhaps caused by the application bridging the transition between FtI to FtF.

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    1. Re:could this be a "First to File" snafu? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But you can't grant patents on tech that has been in public use for more than a year. And since MS Outlook has had this feature for decades, it's like patenting prior art. Might as well patent the wheel.

      What I don't like (or don't understand) is why claims list non-novel stuff:

      A non-transitory computer-readable storage medium containing instructions, the instructions when executed by a processor causing the processor to [use a computer to]:

      I just want claims to contain new ideas and innovations, not obvious things like using the HDD/flash on your computer to store/run software.

    2. Re:could this be a "First to File" snafu? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how does one prove they invented it on a specific date? Faking a timestamp is trivial and uploading images and videos to a public space has its own problems.

    3. Re:could this be a "First to File" snafu? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      Except this isn't just a simple calendaring system with text-only reminders.

    4. Re:could this be a "First to File" snafu? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is it then? You're implying that it is a complex system with non-text-only reminders that somehow deserves patent protection. Enlighten us.

      (please consider the eff article at the least before trying to bullshit your way out of this - the eff article links to the patent application too...)

  3. First to file by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Patent Office reviewed HP's application for years without ever considering any real-world products. Indeed, the examiner considered only patents and patent applications.

    Ah, but USPTO switched over from first-to-invent to first-to-file, so now prior art is completely moot and anything, no matter how obvious, can be patented.

    1. Re:First to file by stealth_finger · · Score: 4, Funny

      The Patent Office reviewed HP's application for years without ever considering any real-world products. Indeed, the examiner considered only patents and patent applications.

      Ah, but USPTO switched over from first-to-invent to first-to-file, so now prior art is completely moot and anything, no matter how obvious, can be patented.

      Well then, file a patent on filing patents then sue the patent office into oblivion.

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    2. Re: First to file by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      That is 100% false. The law changing the system was the America Invents Act. The Wikipedia page on this says:

      The law also expanded the definition of prior art used in determining patentability. Actions and prior art that bar patentability under the Act include public use, sales, publications, and other disclosures available to the public anywhere in the world as of the filing date, other than publications by the inventor within one year of filing (inventor's "publication-conditioned grace period"), whether or not a third party also files a patent application.

      Prior art has NOT been eliminated.

    3. Re:First to file by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but the govt long ago granted themselves immunity from patents.

    4. Re:First to file by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Ah, but USPTO switched over from first-to-invent to first-to-file, so now prior art is completely moot and anything, no matter how obvious, can be patented.

      I see this repeated a lot on /., but I don't understand what they mean. Prior art still matters (assuming the patent office is being run competently, which is a separate matter). There's nothing in first-to-file that inherently invalidates prior art. Where are people getting this?

    5. Re: First to file by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that the patent office examiners still apparently consider Prior Art to be drawn only from the previously-patented universe. Think they blew it? Sue HP and try to invalidate the patent! Or file one of those reconsideration petitions. And good luck: HP like most other Big Patent-Holding Companies has a lot of well-paid lawyers.

    6. Re:First to file by cdecoro · · Score: 1

      >Ah, but USPTO switched over from first-to-invent to first-to-file, so now prior art is completely moot and anything, no matter how obvious, can be patented.

      I see this repeated a lot on /., but I don't understand what they mean. Prior art still matters (assuming the patent office is being run competently, which is a separate matter). There's nothing in first-to-file that inherently invalidates prior art. Where are people getting this?

      They're pulling this little pearl of wisdom from the same place as most other Internet "facts" -- out of their ass.

    7. Re:First to file by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but the govt long ago granted themselves immunity from patents.

      Did they file a patent on it? File one for being immune to patents and fucking have them.

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    8. Re:First to file by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We don't need to assume anything. We only look at the end result of a process to see if it matters or not. The end result clearly shows prior art does not matter in the US.

  4. Irresponsibility of the patent offices by Cigaes · · Score: 5, Insightful

    One of the problems in this story is that the patent offices are not responsible for the patents. If they grant a patent, they cash a yearly fee. If a patent is overthrown in justice, they keep the fees. They have no incentive to screen the applications properly.

    One of the first measures to fix the issues would be to make them responsible: if a parent they granted gets overthrown in justice, they should refund all the fees, plus the cost of the prior art research that was obviously botched. That would give them the incentive to do their work.

    1. Re:Irresponsibility of the patent offices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's not a bad idea at all. However, the fees should not go to the applicant in order not to give them an incentive just to file bogus patents: They would not have much to lose should their patent be invalidated, but lots to gain. The fees might go to the successful challenger of the patent instead.

      Yet, most of this is nothing more than a wet dream of justice. It's not as if patent reform anywhere in the world is probable.

    2. Re:Irresponsibility of the patent offices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would that change much at all? You'd still need someone able, willing and with legal standing to challenge bad patents in court. There aren't many out there who can afford to outspend corporations like HP and the patent office on litigations just to get a chance at potentially overturning a bad patent.

    3. Re:Irresponsibility of the patent offices by Megol · · Score: 1

      Bull. Change what considerations an examiner should include when doing a search, change how much time they should spend on the search and pay them accordingly. Change what should be considered patentable. Those things could make a difference unlike your idea of economical revenge.

      The patent system is fucked up, very few examiners fuck up though, it is a systematic problem rather than an individual one. Your proposal misses the distinction that courts and others can make different . But is the court more competent than the examiner? I find that hard to believe as the examiner should be knowledgeable in the area of the patent unlike the court that should be knowledgeable in the area of law and so require external experts that aren't necessarily unbiased (or even knowledgeable).

      TL;DR reform the patent system to work, keeping the current system and adding economical sanctions when two separate entities have different opinions of the patentability will not improve anything.

    4. Re:Irresponsibility of the patent offices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have no idea how you read the parent poster's suggestion to make the patent office responsible to instead make the examiners responsible. Their suggestion is excellent. Regulation seldom leads to the kind of process efficiency improvements that economic reasons can.

    5. Re:Irresponsibility of the patent offices by doctorvo · · Score: 1

      One of the first measures to fix the issues would be to make them responsible: if a parent they granted gets overthrown in justice, they should refund all the fees, plus the cost of the prior art research that was obviously botched. That would give them the incentive to do their work.

      Why would they care? The bureaucrats who make bad decisions are never going to pay for the cost of their bad decisions. If you impose fines on government departments, it's the tax payer that's going to pay for it in the end.

    6. Re: Irresponsibility of the patent offices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your proposal misses the distinction that courts and others can make different . But is the [...]

      What's with the extraneous space before the full stop? Seriously. Please be more careful next time.

    7. Re:Irresponsibility of the patent offices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the Patent Office was a private entity this would work. But it's not. As a government entity it cannot be punished. Where would 'fines' like this come from? They would simply pass them on to the debt.
      No institutional punishment could possibly work.
      No. Punish the individual inspector when they screw up by making them personally responsible. The result of that would be fear to approve any patents. Considering where we are now a moratorium on patents might actually be a good thing.

    8. Re:Irresponsibility of the patent offices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      plus a significant penalty towards the defendant legal fees!

    9. Re:Irresponsibility of the patent offices by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      Hit the patent issuers benefits somehow, bonuses are probably best. Have a 10 and 20 year bonus payout. You're expected to do 'n' patents a year, all patents you review go into the bonus pool. All patents you reject that are later granted and upheld remove double their count. All patents you grant that are held invalid remove 5 times their count. (Numbers adjustable, obviously) It also solves the issue of keeping patent folks on the job, something that's apparently a problem. You'd have to stay in the job 200 years for the 10 year vesting to count, 30 years for the 20 year vesting to count, so you get 20 years worth of payouts after retiring from the bonus pool after 30+ years of work.

      Money is a driver, so let it drive the desired outcomes.

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    10. Re:Irresponsibility of the patent offices by SlaveToTheGrind · · Score: 1

      One of the first measures to fix the issues would be to make them responsible: if a parent they granted gets overthrown in justice, they should refund all the fees, plus the cost of the prior art research that was obviously botched. That would give them the incentive to do their work.

      There just aren't enough dollars at issue to incentivize that kind of change. A tiny fraction of issued patents are ever litigated in their lifetime, and very few of those litigated are held invalid. Even refunding fees for all challenged patents, regardless of outcome, would still be pocket change to the Patent Office.

    11. Re:Irresponsibility of the patent offices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Patent challengers already have an adequate financial incentive, so there is no reason to give them more.

      The original filers have no legitimate claim to the funds, as they derived a benefit from the patent protection (even if it was erroneously granted).

      I would rather see the patent office return the funds to the US treasury. On average, everyone gets a little fucked over by bad patents, and it's impossible to determine the impact on a general level.

  5. It should be like insurance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The patent fee is the insurance against the court cost of overturning it.

    The patent issuer would be experts in the field, and there would be more than one issuers. The patent issuer is really issuing a license with insurance. If the patent is defended and loses, the patent issuers insurance pays out, because the patent issuer did not do their job.

    At some point the patent issuers would go out of business due to incompetence and then all of the patents they issued would be invalidated within 30 days if no other issuer wants to provide insurance for that patent.

    Here the patent office tries to define its job as narrow as possible, to minimize their costs and issue as many patents as possible. It's laughable logic.

    1. Re:It should be like insurance by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 2

      The patent issuer would be experts in the field, and there would be more than one issuers.

      How do you find such people? And how do you keep them neutral and unbiased, given that you've created their own little fiefdom and almost certainly have conflicts of interest?

    2. Re:It should be like insurance by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      It might be interesting to text-mine the patent database to find people who are somehow close (according to some meaningful metrics) to what is being applied for and ask them for input. Something like peer review?

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  6. Sets reminder to self: by Harold+Halloway · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Avoid HP products.

    1. Re:Sets reminder to self: by butzwonker · · Score: 1

      That's gonna cost you!

    2. Re:Sets reminder to self: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hello,

      I work for HP and I resent this.

      HP does have some good (and even great) products (hopefully the ones that I work on are good, definitely I do all I can to make them as good as possible)...

      HP does also have good patents (I have a couple)...
      And some "strange ones" (I have some of these too :()...

      But please do not toss the baby with the bath water.

      A. Nonymous

    3. Re:Sets reminder to self: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because you have a couple strange patents, does not mean they are good.

  7. stop the presses! by doctorvo · · Score: 1

    Somebody filed a bad patent!

    1. Re:stop the presses! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that somebody got granted the same bad patent.

  8. Abusing the system should be a felony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Abusing the system in such a blatant way should be a felony. And the folks at the USPTO should be on the hook for collusion.

    That a corp can be so impudent and get away with it hits a new low (and no, it's not only HP, look at the German car makers and at what those are pulling off at the moment: VW's Dieselgate was just the intro).

    Strange times. Looks as if the last crisis has made big finance even more aggressive and shameless as ever. They don't give a flying fuck and proudly show that, while chanting Mission Statements, Codes of Ethics, Statements of Integrity and other creative marketing instruments which would make a very decorative toilet paper.

  9. Whoopee-doo by American+Patent+Guy · · Score: 4, Informative

    Responding to the Slashdot summary:

    "non-transitory computer-readable storage medium" is a standard phrase used in patents to avoid a sec. 101 rejection on the basis that a software invention is transitory (thank you very much, Supreme Court".) It's used a lot.

    This is more than a reminder message system. It's a system that associates that "article" with a message and delivers it at the same time. It doesn't strike me as much of an improvement over the prior art, but we are talking about something with a priority date of five years ago.

    "And just a few minutes of research reveals that QR codes were already used to encode information for reminder messages." Do share with us that research, and perhaps we can agree...

    "The Patent Office reviewed HP's application for years without ever considering any real-world products. Indeed, the examiner considered only patents and patent applications." Again, that's standard. They don't have a pile of application software they can run through to identify prior art. They do a search in documentation in databases convenient to the examiner.

    If HP ever tries to enforce this thing, the respondent will no doubt find invalidating prior art. HP will probably choose not to enforce it, and merely use it to inflate their reports to stock holders.

    1. Re:Whoopee-doo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If HP ever tries to enforce this thing, the respondent will no doubt find invalidating prior art.

      And will then also need to find a pile of cash to present that prior art in court.

    2. Re:Whoopee-doo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      ... and merely use it to inflate their reports to stock holders.

      In other words to scam people. Thanks American Patent Guy!

    3. Re:Whoopee-doo by gunner2028 · · Score: 2

      The summary is further wrong in that the "article" they are associating with the message specifically is referring to a physical article (e.g., a sweater). When you read the decision by the Patent Trial and Appeal Board that essentially allowed this patent, it is clear that the "article" is "descriptive of an article to be procured, and [that] the article is associated with an event." A better summary of the claims would be to state that it is a reminder system that allows a person to scan in information from a product after an event has already been created, associate the article information (e.g., product description) with the event, and then send a reminder that includes event data and the article information. This may have been known in the art, but lets at least avoid the handwaving that is overly broad and not accurate that leads to the quick condemnation of the patent system.

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    4. Re:Whoopee-doo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's overly broad because even non-experts understand that you can be reminded about anything using whatever communication device exists now or in the future. There is no possible novel method to patent in this particular area.

    5. Re:Whoopee-doo by Theaetetus · · Score: 1

      The summary is further wrong in that the "article" they are associating with the message specifically is referring to a physical article (e.g., a sweater). When you read the decision by the Patent Trial and Appeal Board that essentially allowed this patent, it is clear that the "article" is "descriptive of an article to be procured, and [that] the article is associated with an event."

      Yep, and yet the EFF's article states "The “article data” is simply additional information associated with an event." It sounds like they made the same mistake the Examiner did, and ignored the specification.

    6. Re:Whoopee-doo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a system that associates that "article" with a message and delivers it at the same time.

      You mean like RSS?

      QR codes were already used to encode information for reminder messages.

      Here's the first example I found. Took ~30 seconds just cutting and pasting the quote into google....

      They don't have a pile of application software they can run through to identify prior art.

      Well, considering the subject matter, I'd say they DO have a pile of application software. It's conveniently called the list of "previous software patents." Even better the patent office has a duty to maintain it. Given all the crap that gets pushed through there by the various incumbents in the industry, I'd imagine they have quite the pile of accepted, rejected and expired software patents with which they could cross-examine new patent submissions, and wouldn't need to consult an external database.

      If HP ever tries to enforce this thing, the respondent will no doubt find invalidating prior art. HP will probably choose not to enforce it, and merely use it to inflate their reports to stock holders.

      So, they've inflated their companies worth by literally doing nothing more than filing a patent for something that already exists, and if ever found out would cost them said growth. Meanwhile the only thing preventing that is the cost of litigation. Yep, sounds about right. Those who can't innovate and all.... Then we wonder why they're desperate to move everyone to "cloud services" A.K.A. "rent-seeking". The only thing keeping these idiots going is the inertia and the cost of litigating them to Chapter 11 where they belong.

    7. Re:Whoopee-doo by sjames · · Score: 1

      "The Patent Office reviewed HP's application for years without ever considering any real-world products. Indeed, the examiner considered only patents and patent applications." Again, that's standard. They don't have a pile of application software they can run through to identify prior art. They do a search in documentation in databases convenient to the examiner.

      So they routinely ignore their duty under the law and just do whatever isn't too much trouble for them?

      If HP ever tries to enforce this thing, the respondent will no doubt find invalidating prior art.

      It'll cost over a million dollars to get the patent invalidated. HP will sit on it until someone threatens their revenue by competing too effectively or they find themselves hard up for cash. Then they'll make sure to demand just a bit less than the cost to overturn the patent.

    8. Re:Whoopee-doo by American+Patent+Guy · · Score: 1

      "So they routinely ignore their duty under the law and just do whatever isn't too much trouble for them" They do as much examining as the application fee pays for. If you can think up a better system, we're all ears. "It'll cost over a million dollars to get the patent invalidated." Unlikely. It might cost a good patent law firm $20K to respond to an allegation of infringement, which would include arguments of invalidity. That would shut down the suit, because the patent holder wouldn't want to risk their hard-won IP. A company worried about a patent can seek inter-partes examination in the USPTO (which will cost about the same).

    9. Re:Whoopee-doo by sjames · · Score: 1

      Sorry, can't afford to follow the law isn't going to cut it. It doesn't for anyone else. If the fees won't cover actually checking for novelty and non-obviousness then they don't issue the patent.

      20K will not be enough to make the troll go home. Possibly 20K each if there are many thousands of marks to hit up. All the 20K will get you is a comment that you can either give up now or get ready to spend a whole lot more. Or you could settle for 90% of a whole lot...

      Don't believe it? Look how much the rounded corners patent has cost Samsung.

  10. Failure of the Patent System by Retired+Chemist · · Score: 2

    The problem lies with a understaffed patent office and a badly designed patent law. An application is received, the examiner chooses a few key words, and does a patent search. He finds a few references, usually irrelevant and denies the patent. You explain why the references are irrelevant and the patent is either allowed or more objections are raised. The law requires the filer to disclose the prior art, but they often do not. The problem is that, while the examiners have a technical background, it is often not in the same field. The examiner for this patent could have been a chemical engineer. They are also rated on the volume of their work, not the quality, which does not help. The solution, other than an adequate patent office, is to allow third parties to file objections to published patent applications. While this is subject to abuse, it would allow the raising of undisclosed prior art. Under the current law, the only option is to infringe and wait to be sued. Since the courts are even less technically sound, this is a risky thing to do. Hence the existence of patent trolls.

  11. Years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The Patent Office reviewed HP's application for years...

    No that didn't happen at all. They spent less than 24 hours total reviewing that patent application. They just didn't get to it for years.

  12. One of the inventors has many ratherrandom patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  13. Re:uncle sam in game show mode by postbigbang · · Score: 1

    Please don't mistake Uncle Sam for US citizenry; you insult most people living in the US should you do this. US corporations have no shames and will push all edges until their hands (but preferably wallets) are slapped.

    While the EU attempts to reign in corporate misbehavior, it also fails miserably.

    And no, I didn't say I was anti-capitalist, only that corporations are charged to have no morals, and no conscience, only shareholder return. The corporate shield permits them to live not unlike warriors in the 1500s.

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  14. The summary is clueless by ProfBooty · · Score: 1

    "Non-transitory computer readable medium" means its a software claim. Since software is not a statutory class of invention, you pretend that they are patenting a storage medium, which just happens to carry out instructions to perform XYZ.

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  15. Well, there is a solution... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is possible to fight this; this is why they publish a Gazette. IIRC, the public has 30 days to oppose it, otherwise they are awarded it as "final".

    Gazette: https://www.uspto.gov/learning-and-resources/official-gazette

  16. this is news? by acroyear · · Score: 1

    "Indeed, the examiner considered only patents and patent applications."

    This article could have been written 15 to 20 years ago, word for word except the details of the patent itself. The PTO ONLY looks at their own database. The basic requirements of checking for preexisting art, obviousness, etc, just beyond them. That's not their job. 1) they're not paid enough, 2) the PTO is "in the business of selling patents", according to a former head.

    Look at it this way: if you pass a patent, you're done. You don't need to deal with it anymore. It is up to the courts and lawyers to argue about obviousness and preexisting and all that crap and you don't have to deal with it.

    However, if you fail a patent, YOU have to appear before the company's appeal to defend why you rejected it.

    The incentive is to pass it and go home and not care. Until that changes, or until software patents are invalidated universally, this status quo will remain as it has for the entire history of /. posting about it.

    Nothing has changed since I first signed on almost 20 years ago.

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  17. One of these days I'm patenting taking a shit. by dmgxmichael · · Score: 1

    Then all of you will owe me big time!

    More seriously, I'm wondering if you could get the patent office to approve such a patent with the explicit goal of embarrassing the office and hopefully getting some of its grant happy officers fired.

  18. Odd. I already have a patent on that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.google.com.pg/patents/US9587949

  19. No. by Theaetetus · · Score: 1

    I was afraid of this kind of nonsense when the America Invents Act switched the US from "First to Invent" to "First to File" on March 16, 2013.

    I guess if no one filed for a patent, *some* USPTO officers are interpreting applications preemptively as "the First to File". I'm hoping it's just a snafu, perhaps caused by the application bridging the transition between FtI to FtF.

    No, first-to-file has nothing whatsoever to do with that, nor are Examiners "interpreting applications preemptively as the 'first to file'. First to file does away with a practice called an interference, where two inventors separately file applications on the same exact invention, and there's a mini-trial held to determine which one really invented it first. Even slight differences in the invention, and there's no interference proceeding: as a result, they typically only occur when two inventors work together, have a falling out, and then file identical applications. Out of half a million applications filed each year, there were 20 interference proceedings on average. And they were hideously expensive and time consuming. The change to first to file simply means that whichever of them filed first wins. It affects only those 20 applications a year.

    And while I haven't done a prior art search or even reviewed the claims of this application, the file history is public on the USPTO's PAIR system. It was not only not automatically accepted, it was rejected twice by the Examiner, and then went to appeal before a board of three judges, who reversed the Examiner. There was no simple rubber stamping here.

    1. Re:No. by cdecoro · · Score: 1

      You're absolutely correct in that the First to File of the AIA has nothing to do with the types of publications that are available as prior art. (I speak as an attorney who spends all day, every day looking at patents). And you're right that interferences were expensive and time consuming. But the AIA has an even more important effect of preventing what is known as "swearing behind" prior art.

      To "swear behind" a prior art reference means that the patentee submits a declaration that he or she in fact "conceived" of the invention prior to the publication date of the prior art reference, and exercised "continuous, reasonable, and ordinary diligence" towards "reducing the invention to actual practice" (by making an actual implementation) or "reducing the invention to constructive practice" (by filing the application) from the day prior to the publication date of the prior art reference. This can be done not only during prosecution at the PTO, but also during litigation.

      Thus, I have seen cases where the defendant showed a spot-on prior art reference, but the plaintiff pulled out some scraps of paper from a 18-year-old lab notebook argued that this showed conception and diligent reduction to practice. And once the plaintiff meets its burden of showing some evidence, the burden shifts to *defendant* to prove, by the high standard of "clear and convincing evidence," that the patentee *didn't* actually do all of the above. Unlike an interference, which usually happened a few years after the purported invention, "swearing behind" in a litigation can be decades later -- making it extremely challenging for a defendant to disprove plaintiff's version of the events.

      Because of the shifting burden, the defendant could have in fact actually come up with the invention first, and also filed a patent first, but because of lack of "clear and convincing" documentation from decades prior (or the relevant witnesses are dead), they could end up losing (pre-AIA) to the plaintiff.

      These challenges significantly increased the expense of patent litigation because, generally, what happened many years ago doesn't matter (the statute of limitations on patent damages only goes back six years, for example). Therefore, but for the issue of showing invention date, discovery on events that happened so long ago wouldn't be important. Nor would it be important to get, for example, all the emails that were exchanged between the inventor and everyone he or she ever worked with, which are necessary in pre-AIA cases to try to undermine the invention date.

  20. "Common sense" by Theaetetus · · Score: 2
    From TFA:

    In addition to failing to consider real products, the Patent Office gives little weight to common sense and takes an extremely rigid approach to evaluating whether or not a patent application is obvious.

    Yes, because of the constitutional requirement of due process: the Patent Office can't simply use gut feelings and hindsight, but have to support their conclusion that an invention is not new or is obvious with evidence in the form of prior art. You could just as validly complain that courts give little weight to common sense when judging someone to be guilty or not guilty, instead taking an extremely rigid approach that requires consideration of evidence, rather than whether the defendant "looks bad".

    It's very easy to say, after the fact, that something is obvious. Most engineering students could diagram a simple internal combustion engine on a napkin. The question for the patent office is whether they can prove something to be obvious without relying on gut feelings and hindsight using information only found in the patent application. Sure, the "common sense" approach would be a lot faster, but so would finding defendants guilty because they aren't the "right" color.

  21. Good for the US economy tho' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I were part of the US government, looking for simple ways to benefit the US economy, I would have the USPTO nod through as many patent applications from US companies as possible. (For example, I would invite the boss to informally put nodding inspectors onto US applications.)

    Ker-ching. Simple.

    I have never seen one of these USPTO "idiotic patents" stories involve Samsung, say. Always seems to be Apple, HP...

    Perhaps other readers can enlighten me with examples, however, and remove forever my cynicism, which is in no way related to the five years it took me to get my (British) company's truly novel & inventive (hardware) patent through the USPTO, as they repeatedly responded with all manner of ludicrous non-relevant objections. ;)