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Salesforce Fires Red Team Staffers Who Gave Defcon Talk (zdnet.com)

Josh Schwartz, Salesforce's director of offensive security, and John Cramb, a senior offensive security engineer, have been fired by the company after they gave talk at the Defcon security conference talk in Las Vegas last month, reports ZDNet. Schwartz and Cramb were presenting the details of their tool, called Meatpistol, a "modular malware implant framework (PDF)" similar in intent to the Metasploit toolkit used by many penetration testers. The tool, "pitched as taking 'the boring work' out of pen-testing to make red teams, including at Salesforce, more efficient and effective", was anticipated to be released as open source at the time of the presentation, but Salesforce has held back the code. From the report: [...] The two were fired "as soon as they got off stage" by a senior Salesforce executive, according to one of several people who witnessed the firing and offered their accounts. The unnamed Salesforce executive is said to have sent a text message to the duo half an hour before they were expected on stage to not to give the talk, but the message wasn't seen until after the talk had ended. The talk had been months in the making. Salesforce executives were first made aware of the project in a February meeting, and they had signed off on the project, according to one person with knowledge of the meeting. The tool was expected to be released later as an open-source project, allowing other red teams to use the project in their own companies. But in another text message seen by Schwartz and Cramb an hour before their talk, the same Salesforce executive told the speakers that they should not announce the public release of the code, despite a publicized and widely anticipated release. Later, on stage, Schwartz told attendees that he would fight to get the tool published.

154 comments

  1. Run up the mini bar bill and bill some table time by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 0

    Run up the mini bar bill and bill some table time as well They don't work there any more so TS!

  2. Unrealistic expectations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The unnamed Salesforce executive is said to have sent a text message to the duo half an hour before they were expected on stage to not to give the talk, but the message wasn't seen until after the talk had ended.

    If course it wasn't seen. You don't carry anything electronic at Defcon. That executive is an idiot.

    1. Re:Unrealistic expectations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That executive is an idiot.

      Aren't they all?

    2. Re:Unrealistic expectations by zifn4b · · Score: 5, Funny

      That executive is an idiot.

      Aren't they all?

      Of course not, they have mad visionary skills, they gots the gap performance evaluations and the stretch goals. You are all not l33t compared to them. You are too stupid to get it.

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    3. Re:Unrealistic expectations by mysidia · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If course it wasn't seen. You don't carry anything electronic at Defcon. That executive is an idiot.

      Agreed. Signing off on it by the executive is fait accomplit. Withdrawing permission the day of a conference is Not an option. The executive should be fired. Josh Schwartz and John Cramb should be reinstated AND publicly apologized to, AND each awarded a huge bonus for that bullshit.

    4. Re:Unrealistic expectations by phantomfive · · Score: 2

      IF you don't carry electronics, then how do you hack other people?

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    5. Re:Unrealistic expectations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I can't recall anyone at Defcon that wasn't carrying around electronics. Nearly everyone had their phones on them albeit with Bluetooth, WiFi, and location disabled. There are always the hyper-paranoid that bring burner phones, but just no phone would be extremely challenging to coordinate actives with other people.

    6. Re:Unrealistic expectations by DickBreath · · Score: 4, Funny

      Various sharpened short and long blade weapons.

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    7. Re:Unrealistic expectations by golden_hands · · Score: 0

      mod parent up. The idiot executive needs firing instead.

    8. Re:Unrealistic expectations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they are ALL idiots licking the balls of the upper management

    9. Re:Unrealistic expectations by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      They definitely should sue, since they were apparently originally given permission. (Upon reading only the headline, I had expected them to not have even gotten permission.. IF that were true, which it wasn't, then of course they should have been fired (in this hypothetical situation).

    10. Re:Unrealistic expectations by avandesande · · Score: 1, Interesting

      You are just speculating. They might have admitted to having read the message and decided to go along with the talk anyway.

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    11. Re:Unrealistic expectations by zifn4b · · Score: 1

      they are ALL idiots licking the balls of the upper management

      Given that we are talking about an executive manager... are you suggesting they spend copious amounts of time licking their own genitals?

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    12. Re:Unrealistic expectations by war4peace · · Score: 1

      That wouldn't surprise me at all.

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    13. Re:Unrealistic expectations by war4peace · · Score: 1

      Sorry, no, the latter is "slashing".
      That's why the genre is called "hack and slash".

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    14. Re:Unrealistic expectations by sheramil · · Score: 1

      they have mad visionary skills...

      and yet he didn't see that coming.

    15. Re:Unrealistic expectations by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      ...but just no phone would be extremely challenging to coordinate actives with other people.

      Goodness, how did we EVER do it in the past decades before the advent of the cell phone and even the pager.....

      [rolls eyes]

      I guess absolutely NOTHING ever got done, nor coordinated between people and groups....nothing.

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    16. Re:Unrealistic expectations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      seen this BS before. sucks.

    17. Re:Unrealistic expectations by suutar · · Score: 1

      before the advent of the cellphone we coordinated with people who didn't have cell phones and didn't expect the corresponding level of responsiveness. Nowadays if you don't have a cellphone, you may have the same absolute level of responsiveness but it's significantly below average.

    18. Re:Unrealistic expectations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, no, the latter is "slashing".
      That's why the genre is called "hack and slash".

      Sorry, no, you can still hack with a long blade. You can also slash with an axe. Weird

    19. Re:Unrealistic expectations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If course it wasn't seen. You don't carry anything electronic at Defcon. That executive is an idiot.

      Agreed. Signing off on it by the executive is fait accomplit. Withdrawing permission the day of a conference is Not an option. The executive should be fired. Josh Schwartz and John Cramb should be reinstated AND publicly apologized to, AND each awarded a huge bonus for that bullshit.

      Absolutely.

      This type of BS is also not inclined to make me a Salesforce customer. What a bunch of dicks.

    20. Re:Unrealistic expectations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was one of those carrying a burner phone around DefCon. It was my first time there, and I didn't want my primary Android phone to be hacked, so I bought a $32 phone to use at the conference. And I did just fine!

    21. Re:Unrealistic expectations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That's the main reason I don't own a phone.

      They can be a useful tool (would have been nice a couple of times in the last year to have one) but once you get one other people expect you to be available whenever THEY want, not whenever YOU want.

      Not on my dime.

    22. Re:Unrealistic expectations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're using an axe, it's hacking...

    23. Re:Unrealistic expectations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except executives, even in tech, are usually idiots n00bs.

    24. Re:Unrealistic expectations by Ian+A.+Shill · · Score: 1

      Are you saying they *can*?

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    25. Re:Unrealistic expectations by rahvin112 · · Score: 0

      I think the Executives name should be released so the market and effectively punish a moron.

    26. Re: Unrealistic expectations by prefec2 · · Score: 2

      Still it us not uncommon to not read a message immediately. For example when you are talking with other people at the time. This would be impolite and shows how less you care about other people. In addition using an asynchronous communication channel with limited message length to govern any structure is ludicrous. Only idiots would do so.

    27. Re:Unrealistic expectations by ChoGGi · · Score: 0

      The HN thread says his name is Jim Alkove (used to be an MS VP)

      https://news.ycombinator.com/i...

    28. Re: Unrealistic expectations by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      What if my blunt weapon skill is higher?

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    29. Re:Unrealistic expectations by r0kk3rz · · Score: 1

      That executive is an idiot.

      Aren't they all?

      Of course not, they have mad visionary skills, they gots the gap performance evaluations and the stretch goals. You are all not l33t compared to them. You are too stupid to get it.

      I have been wondering whether or not its actually due to their level of expertise being the optimal point on the Dunning-Kruger curve.

      True expertise takes a long time to gain, and if you're on the downward slope you realise how much you don't know and delay making decisions. Executives need to be confident making decisions with incomplete information, and to do that effectively they need to be at the Dunning-Kruger peak.

    30. Re: Unrealistic expectations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sue for what? You can generally be fired at any time for any (or no) reason.

    31. Re:Unrealistic expectations by leftCoaster · · Score: 1

      they are ALL idiots licking the balls of the upper management

      Given that we are talking about an executive manager... are you suggesting they spend copious amounts of time licking their own genitals?

      You're suggesting they are all cats? That explains a lot of the behavior I see from execs.

    32. Re:Unrealistic expectations by edtice1559 · · Score: 1

      I don't think they will have trouble finding jobs. If anything, after this, their market demand just went way up!

    33. Re:Unrealistic expectations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My question is why did they think it was ok to send a "critical" message via text? If you want to get an immediate response from someone, or know that they got it, YOU HAVE TO CALL THEM.

      I know it's archaic, but it's also 100%.

    34. Re:Unrealistic expectations by TheCastro1689 · · Score: 1

      A cell phone you don't need to refill every month, but stays active like maybe a $1 a month, just to leave in your car's glove box that needs to be recharged every month or two. That's the dream.

    35. Re:Unrealistic expectations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha Ha, nope.
      Not in Canada. You think cellphone stuff is bad in the US? Try Canada.

    36. Re: Unrealistic expectations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pass it to the left side my friend ;)

    37. Re:Unrealistic expectations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      T-mobile prepaid pay-as-you-go plan is $3 a month and includes 30 minutes/SMS, 10 cents/minute after that. That's more than $1, ok, but the plan works pretty well and the 30 minutes is about the right amount for the occasional convenience call without becoming a phone addict.

    38. Re: Unrealistic expectations by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      Well, only in some states, and even in those states, IF the reason were the talk, and they had previous permission (revoked way too close to the talk time), would that still be a valid reason?

      That is, even in an at will state, isn't a "bogus" reason invalid?

    39. Re: Unrealistic expectations by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      In an at-will state, there are certain specific things you can't get fired for. It's illegal to fire me because I'm a white, or male, or heterosexual, or between 40 and 65. Presenting is not in a legal protected class.

      In this case, the reason would appear to be that they ticked off the boss, and that's something it's legal to fire them for. It's stupid, and it may hurt the company down the line, but it's almost certainly legal.

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    40. Re:Unrealistic expectations by Walking+The+Walk · · Score: 1

      A cell phone you don't need to refill every month, but stays active like maybe a $1 a month, just to leave in your car's glove box that needs to be recharged every month or two. That's the dream.

      That's achievable in countries outside North America. I lived in New Zealand until a few years ago, and much prefer their cell plans to what I see in Canada. In NZ I could put $10 on a pay-as-you-go phone (I was using Vodafone), and that $10 was active for 1 year. Put on to a Nokia 1101 (I know, laugh away), which lasted a month on a charge if no calls were made, and it was great for emergencies.

      Here in Canada pay-as-you-go recharges seem to be valid for a maximum of 30 - 60 days (depending on how much you pay?), after which the balance expires (ie: the company steals it from you and puts your balance to zero.) Add in the fact that I have to pay to receive calls, and I fully understand why Canadians say they're being ripped off.

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  3. Better headline by alvinrod · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think we've missed an opportunity for a much better headline: "Meatpistol killed by meatheads".

    Also, for some reason Meatpistol sounds like a good name for a metal album, or maybe even the band.

    1. Re:Better headline by zifn4b · · Score: 3, Funny

      Also, for some reason Meatpistol sounds like a good name for a metal album, or maybe even the band.

      We have a band that covers this... GWAR.

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    2. Re:Better headline by meerling · · Score: 1

      If it's gwar, they probably covered it with floppy foam spikes.

    3. Re:Better headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I just noticed Meatpistol is an anagram of Metasploit

  4. Good luck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Shitting on everyone at defcon and then firing your lead security engineers.

    1. Re:Good luck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I am pretty sure I have seen that exec walking around with "Massive security breach me" sign on his back.

    2. Re:Good luck by Mr.+Shotgun · · Score: 2

      While also looking to hire more security professionals. I think this little stunt may have an adverse effect on their recruitment efforts.

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  5. Text Message??!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What?! The executive is 12?!?!

    If I had an important message to give someone I'd get them on the phone - talking - or see them in person.

    What an idiot!

    1. Re:Text Message??!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Since they announced on stage that they would 'fight' to get it published, they clearly knew that they had been told not to make the announcement. Kind of hard to play the 'but I didn't know' angle at that point.

    2. Re:Text Message??!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Unlikely. The summary said it was expected to be released as open source.

      Most likely, they knew there was a political battle over open sourcing, and they were pushing for it.

      It sounds like the release was green-lighted before management changed their minds.

      And yeah, waiting until the last minute to tell them was very stupid. Who the hell is going to take a phone to Defcon? At least, not without pulling the battery first. Certainly not your senior security personnel.

    3. Re:Text Message??!?! by hipp5 · · Score: 0

      What?! The executive is 12?!?!

      If I had an important message to give someone I'd get them on the phone - talking - or see them in person.

      What an idiot!

      Maybe they wanted a time-stamped, written record.

    4. Re:Text Message??!?! by Junta · · Score: 2

      It said 'later on stage', so they might have learned after the fact and decided to fight then.

      Of course, it's hard to imagine they would be completely oblivious to what was likely a controversial discussion...

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    5. Re:Text Message??!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      There were 2 text messages sent to the presenting duo. Both by the same exec.

      The first was sent an hour before the talk telling them not to announce the release of the tool (emphasis on ANOTHER and AN HOUR:

      "But in ###another text message### seen by Schwartz and Cramb ###an hour before their talk###, the same Salesforce executive told the speakers that they should not announce the public release of the code, despite a publicized and widely anticipated release"

      and then a second text message was sent to them telling them not to present (emphasis on half an hour)

      "The unnamed Salesforce executive is said to have sent a text message to the duo ###half an hour before they were expected on stage### to not to give the talk, but the message wasn't seen until after the talk had ended.

      Reading comprehension is such a difficult skill to master, isn't it? No wonder the US is going to shit.

    6. Re:Text Message??!?! by tsqr · · Score: 2

      Since TFS states, "Later, on stage, Schwartz told attendees that he would fight to get the tool published.", clearly you need to work on your reading comprehension.

    7. Re:Text Message??!?! by suutar · · Score: 2

      then do both. Send the message and follow up with a phone call to verify that it was received. Proof of sending is not proof of receipt.

    8. Re:Text Message??!?! by slashrio · · Score: 2

      Wrong, learn to read.
      They were told the company decided not to publish the code, but they announced they'd fight with the company to publish it anyway.
      Nothing wrong with any of that.

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    9. Re:Text Message??!?! by meerling · · Score: 1

      The writing skills of many of the so called journalists is even worse, so everything tends to be up for debate without enough independent sources to verify with.

    10. Re:Text Message??!?! by meerling · · Score: 1

      But do those text messages he sent record when the receiver actually opened the message and supposedly saw it?

    11. Re:Text Message??!?! by phantomfive · · Score: 2

      When it comes between "giving a talk at DEFCON" and "keeping your job at Salesforce," for a penetration tester the former is a much better career choice.

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      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    12. Re:Text Message??!?! by minstrelmike · · Score: 1

      It said 'later on stage', so they might have learned after the fact and decided to fight then.

      Of course, it's hard to imagine they would be completely oblivious to what was likely a controversial discussion...

      Well, we are talking about SalesFarce.

  6. Re:Run up the mini bar bill and bill some table ti by bws111 · · Score: 3, Informative

    So are you suggesting they waste their own money (now that they are jobless), or that they commit fraud and wind up arrested in addition to being jobless?

  7. Re:At-Will Employment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It's so fantastic you're going to allow people to quit a job if you don't agree with their decision to do so. Just super.
    What I don't understand is why I'm asked to give 2 weeks notice when I quit, while companies will never tell you until 5 minutes before they escort you out. Fuck that.

  8. Dodged a bullet... by pnutjam · · Score: 0

    I always avoided working for the local spam company, exact target. I kind of regretted that after they were acquired by Salesforce, but I guess I dodged a bullet. This is going to make many people think twice.

    1. Re:Dodged a bullet... by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 3, Funny

      I always avoided working for the local spam company,

      - (Has spam in his signature.)

      Righhhhhttttt.

    2. Re:Dodged a bullet... by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      I consider that an invitation, not spam.

  9. So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where's the link to the talk for this framework?

  10. Re:At-Will Employment by Junta · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Well, at least around here, if I give them two weeks notice, then I'll give them two weeks of my time.

    If they lay me off, they will give me 6 months of pay.

    I don't mind being kicked out of the building, I care about my pay.

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  11. Who is the exec? by AnthonywC · · Score: 4, Informative

    Let's go for some Streisand effect and expose him.

    1. Re:Who is the exec? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jim Alkove, Chief Bully Officer

    2. Re:Who is the exec? by houghi · · Score: 1

      Yes, because revenge is way cooler than due process.

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    3. Re: Who is the exec? by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      But I already have my pitchfork ready!

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    4. Re:Who is the exec? by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

      Uh, ya? That was implied, I felt.

      Due process is just revenge grown up, anyway.

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  12. In all fairness to Salesforce by shellster_dude · · Score: 1

    Someone needed to be fired for that horrible slide deck. The Exec was probably just offended by their lack of PowerpointFu.

  13. Re:At-Will Employment by JDAustin · · Score: 1

    If the guy is a director level employee, I wager he has a employment services contract and is therefore not at-will. On the side note, a bunch of lawyers are going to get richer off this.

  14. Reading is Fundamental by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The two were fired "as soon as they got off stage" by a senior Salesforce executive, according to one of several people who witnessed the firing and offered their accounts.

    END OF PRESENTATION

    The unnamed Salesforce executive is said to have sent a text message to the duo half an hour before they were expected on stage to not to give the talk.

    30 minutes prior and (allegedly) missed message, do not give the talk

    , but the message wasn't seen until after the talk had ended. The talk had been months in the making. Salesforce executives were first made aware of the project in a February meeting, and they had signed off on the project, according to one person with knowledge of the meeting. The tool was expected to be released later as an open-source project, allowing other red teams to use the project in their own companies. But in another text message seen by Schwartz and Cramb an hour before their talk, the same Salesforce executive told the speakers that they should not announce the public release of the code, despite a publicized and widely anticipated release. Later, on stage, Schwartz told attendees that he would fight to get the tool published.

    One hour before and seen, don't announce that the code would be opened to public.

    So read it again, and notice that the timeline works backwards.

  15. So the exec was there to fire them... by Sebby · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Where was the exec 1/2 hour or the hour before the end of the talk so that he could properly warn them not to give the talk?

    If you ask me, it's the exec that needs to be fired.

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    1. Re:So the exec was there to fire them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where was the exec 1/2 hour or the hour before the end of the talk

      probably trying out that new AR app that makes it look like you're getting a bj from a hoe

    2. Re:So the exec was there to fire them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or he was actually getting the service rendered, and then got a surprise when the service provider pulled the tools of the trade our of the equipment logistic center and synergistically integrated the tools to the employee communication port. After that he needed to feel like manager again which lead to the surprise firing.

    3. Re:So the exec was there to fire them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure how getting a blowjob from a hoe would work, but I am sure I wouldn't want to try it. A ho, on the other hand...

    4. Re:So the exec was there to fire them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol, yeah, hence it being an AR thing

  16. I hear Julian Assange is hiring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He could built up quite a cadre of disaffected geeks to be his Leaky Minions.

  17. Senior OFFENSIVE Security Engineer by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

    Yes, he is

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  18. Re:8==M=E=A=T==P=I=S=T=O=L==D ~~-_. by DickBreath · · Score: 1

    Safety considerations are strongly suggested while handling meat pistols. You wouldn't want one to go off unexpectedly.

    Just tell the TSA dude . . . yes, that's hard; and it might go off, but it's not a bomb.

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  19. Let me get this straight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You think that your senior offensive security engineers, two of the best penetration testers in the world, didn't get an unexpected text message that you sent to them at DEFCON telling them not to give a talk about advanced penetration testing tools and your plan is to fire these people?

    1. Re:Let me get this straight by meerling · · Score: 1

      At a place where spoofed messages are supposedly rather common, as well as phone cloning, and other such questionable acts?

  20. Donate to the EFF Folks by bigdady92 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Schwartz and Cramb are now being represented by the Electronic Frontier Foundation."

    All the more reason to send them your dollars so they can sue the shit out of Salesforce for their asstastical support of engineering.

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    1. Re:Donate to the EFF Folks by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      So much for Salesforce Ohana.

      Earlier this year they contact me and were real hot to bring me on board. Said they could get over their initial demand for me to relocate, did multiple web interviews, said they wanted me to go to SF to interview in person. Then they didn't schedule that, and eventually came back saying relocation was required. Even though there was a local-ish office I could have made it to at least once a week.

      Rep for an awesome place to work. Wonder if that's progressively becoming a thing of the past.

  21. I can only guess who'll get fired next... by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I hope this story is true, but my bullshit alarm is going off slightly. So when you didn't get a response to your text... you simply did nothing and waited to fire two of the best pen testers in the world? Sorry sounds fishing, but moving on...

    If it did go down this way something tells me when the upper-upper management gets wind of how poorly this piece of asshattery was executed, this executive will be told politely to GTFO. The bad press alone will likely be this clowns undoing. The angry masses will demand a sacrifice and one they shall have.

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    1. Re:I can only guess who'll get fired next... by meerling · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Actually that sounds pretty standard for a lot of execs out there.

      You have no idea how many support calls I took from crying secretaries because their boss told them to have it fixed today or they were fired. That's pretty rough, but it gets worse. The executive douche has the box locked, hasn't told the secretary what the password is, and can't be reached or won't answer the phone.

      I'd get about 2 or 3 of those calls a month on the corporate support lines. I could do some pretty fantastic things over the phone with people that are marginally competent, but if they can't access the machine due to locks or passwords, there's nothing I can (legally) do about it. (When on a support call, even if you know a grey area way around the access issue, you don't even mention it. If they think of it on their own and do it, that's not your problem. Specifically where one company had to break down the door to the server room to get in and fix the server because the boss was out of the state on a 2 week vacation and took the only key with him.)

    2. Re:I can only guess who'll get fired next... by Mr.+Shotgun · · Score: 1

      My best guess is that some middle manager signed off on it, but then had seconds thoughts and wanted to "monetize" it (read: sell it) with delusions of becoming the next rapid 7 or something. The authors protested because they wanted to release Meatpistol to the community and do their presentation. Butthurt manager fired them in retaliation, probably not knowing what sort of shit show he was starting.

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    3. Re:I can only guess who'll get fired next... by rahvin112 · · Score: 1

      They have these people called locksmiths. Apparently they are really good at picking locks or making keys to get through locks.

      Crazy I know. Much easier to physically break a door down.

    4. Re:I can only guess who'll get fired next... by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

      That would certainly be a rational response. From executives. Rational executives, if you will.

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    5. Re:I can only guess who'll get fired next... by Afty0r · · Score: 2

      They have these people called locksmiths. Apparently they are really good at picking locks or making keys to get through locks. Crazy I know. Much easier to physically break a door down.

      I can see you have never worked in a large company on a Monday morning when there is a problem. One where the suggestion alone is enough to cause some "oohs" and "ummms" among people. When you query them what the noises are for, no-one is aware of which colleague would be the right one to sign off on such a purchase order. So it takes about 6 hours, but eventually someone finds an old print out of the regulations about circumventing access to buildings out of hours, and thinks it applies, and discovers who to contact. The next morning that contact gets back to you, and following a few phone calls and an email chain in the afternoon they finally agree a locksmith is appropriate in an email. You're then able to send the email to Purchasing from whom you get back a form email saying that they are busy and will respond ASAP. Phone calls to Purchasing are ignored because they are busy.

      So now it's Tuesday evening, and time to go home. Wednesday you hear nothing from them, but finally on Thursday Purchasing get back to you before launch and authorise your request. You cannot use just any locksmith though, you *MUST* use a locksmith from the AUTHORISED SUPPLIER LIST, which they duly send you. The nearest locksmith on the list is a 3 hour drive away, too late to get to the office before 5pm so you reluctantly tell him to come tomorrow (Friday) but he is already booked and cannot do it before Monday. He has the contact details of three other locksmiths who could do it, but none are on the authorised supplier list. So you got back to the list, phone another one further away and they agree to come out on Saturday morning.

      Fast forward to Saturday morning, you come into the office at 9am on your day off, the wife and kids are seething, and at 9.30 the guy isn't there. The office don't pickup the phone because the office is closed weekends and his cell number doesn't work. After waiting until midday you assume that he isn't coming and go home.

      It's now Monday morning at 9.15 and you're on hold waiting to talk to the THIRD and final supplier on the authorised supplier list when your boss walks in back from his week off. With the key.

      Now do you understand why breaking the door down is going to be preferable in most larger businesses?

  22. Re:At-Will Employment by CrankyFool · · Score: 2

    I know a ton of Engineering Directors in tech companies in the Bay Area. It ain't no thing, and literally none of the ones I know have a special contract that exempts them from at-will employment.

  23. Re:8==M=E=A=T==P=I=S=T=O=L==D ~~-_. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too small to find...

  24. Dumb-Ass SalesForce by brennz · · Score: 2

    It isn't like there are enough great pentesters around to satisfy market demand, and we don't run around with all wireless devices active while there. Defcon can be a hostile area.

    No doubt they are high-talent folks; they'll be offered 100 jobs before leaving Defcon, all at a substantial increase.

  25. Re: At-Will Employment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Same here, minimum 6 months gardening leave no matter how employment ends. Paid.

  26. Re: At-Will Employment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you want a recommendation, you give them proper notice. Similarly, when they fire you, they aren't expecting a glowing endorsement of the company from you.

  27. Re:Run up the mini bar bill and bill some table ti by Grishnakh · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How is it fraud? The company can't just fire them on the spot and expect them to pay their own hotel bills and return airfare; by sending them on *company-approved* travel, the company is responsible for all their travel bills. That includes any extra hotel charges and airline fees.

    Now the problem is if they have to get reimbursement from the company for travel costs, or if they have a company credit card that the company pays. If the former, it's not worth it because it'll be too hard getting the company to reimburse, and would probably require suing them, which certainly won't be worth it. If it's the latter, then the company would have to try suing them, which of course isn't worth it for a few hundred $$$. There's no fraud; all those expenses are justifiable travel expenses. (I'm not so sure about "table time" though, I'm really only talking about room charges, extra-baggage fees on the return flight, etc.)

  28. Re:At-Will Employment by SeattleLawGuy · · Score: 1

    It's so fantastic you're going to allow people to quit a job if you don't agree with their decision to do so. Just super.

    It's not me, it's society, and it's a much bigger deal than you think. We fought a war over it. Courts basically never force people to continue working (even if there is a contract) precisely because it would be forced labor.

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  29. Re:Run up the mini bar bill and bill some table ti by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    The company can't just fire them on the spot and expect them to pay their own hotel bills and return airfare; by sending them on *company-approved* travel, the company is responsible for all their travel bills.

    The video game company that I worked for prior to the dot com bust promoted a video game tester to assistant producer, sent him to the Texas studio to live and work, and then closed the studio two weeks later. When the guy requested money to move back to California, he was told to get lost. Last I heard he was still in Texas.

  30. Re:At-Will Employment by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

    Well - an employee that leaves on their own free will likely will not be in a foul mood those last two weeks and actually try to pass along some knowledge to those remaining. However there is no law stating you must give a 2 week notice, you can walk out immediately if you desire.

    If a company is firing you, there's a security risk to keeping you around.

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  31. Why wasn't this posted earlier by G00F · · Score: 1

    This being the perfect sort of news /. should have posted the day of or even after the incident. Not "last month.

    And how about an interview and or posting questions to them and the EFF about the incident.

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  32. Re:Run up the mini bar bill and bill some table ti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sent him to the Texas studio to live and work, and then closed the studio two weeks later.

    But he still was in Texas, which is far preferable to the overpriced shithole that is Silicon Valley.

    Last I heard he was still in Texas

    Lucky guy. They could have relocated him to Silicon Valley, and then shitcanned him, leaving him stranded in a third world country, working for peanuts. A short move to Austin gets him to a cool town in Texas, and the cost of living is quite reasonable.

  33. Re:Run up the mini bar bill and bill some table ti by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    They could have relocated him to Silicon Valley, and then shitcanned him, leaving him stranded in a third world country, working for peanuts.

    He was from Silicon Valley. He wanted to come back to Silicon Valley.

    A short move to Austin gets him to a cool town in Texas, and the cost of living is quite reasonable.

    Except he spent all his money to move out to Texas, find an apartment, and then only had a two-week paycheck when it came time to pay the rent. IIRC, We (the testers) took up a collection for him to pay his rent. This was in 2001. So no Go Fund Me site for donations.

  34. Re:Run up the mini bar bill and bill some table ti by Obfuscant · · Score: 4, Insightful

    by sending them on *company-approved* travel, the company is responsible for all their travel bills. That includes any extra hotel charges and airline fees.

    You must have never traveled for any company ever in your lifetime. "All" is a very inappropriate word here. Try "per-diem". Try making unjustifiable changes to your itinerary and getting the company to pay for the change fee. Nope. Try checking a couple extra bags to carry all the stuff you bought while on that trip -- same "nope" for those fees. Order a couple rounds of room service for all your buddies, nope, not covered, nor is getting a suite when you had a single booked.

    and would probably require suing them, which certainly won't be worth it.

    Because they'd lose. "Hookers and blow" on the hotel bill are not legitimate travel expenses, nor would a $1000 dinner be. And $300 on the mini-bar bill? Ha.

    There's no fraud; all those expenses are justifiable travel expenses.

    Now I know you've never traveled for a company. "Run up the mini bar bill and bill some table time as well..." Anything over the authorized per-diem rate is on their own dime and deliberately trying to charge it to the company is fraud, even if you consider it "justifiable travel expenses". Whatever you "bill" for gambling is never a justifiable expense.

    (I'm not so sure about "table time" though,

    Which is it, ALL or maybe not so much? Are all you actually claiming now is that the original travel expenses are all you are referring to and you didn't mean to join the discussion to defend the act of running up the bills and billing for extraneous stuff?

  35. Re:Run up the mini bar bill and bill some table ti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm suggesting you have a stick shoved pretty far up your ass.

  36. Scrooges by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A company like sales force isn't in the security business , security is just part of what they have to do... overhead. So not sharing a tool that they aren't going to market anyway is lame. My company does the same thing.

  37. Re:Run up the mini bar bill and bill some table ti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He was from Silicon Valley. He wanted to come back to Silicon Valley.

    That's how we know you're lying. Nobody wants to go back to Silicon Valley once they've left it. It's a third world shithole.

    Except he spent all his money to move out to Texas, find an apartment, and then only had a two-week paycheck when it came time to pay the rent. IIRC, We (the testers) took up a collection for him to pay his rent. This was in 2001. So no Go Fund Me site for donations.

    A minimum wage job in Texas will carry you pretty far. He was lucky to be relocated out of California and into a good place like Texas before he was laid off. Easy to find a crap job to tide you over, and plenty of jobs for a hard-working tech guy in Dallas, Houston, and Austin.

  38. Re:Run up the mini bar bill and bill some table ti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The quality of life in the Bay Area is much higher than anywhere in Texas.

  39. Re:Run up the mini bar bill and bill some table ti by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 4, Informative

    But he still was in Texas, which is far preferable to the overpriced shithole that is Silicon Valley.

    It seems you've never been to Texas.

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  40. Re:Run up the mini bar bill and bill some table ti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bwahaha, nobody with a brain wants to live in a retarded shithole full of taxpayer subsidised rednecks like Texas.

  41. Can you say 7-figure settlement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmm. "Fired" via tweet. For presenting a company-sanctioned/signed-off-on paper?
    And the negative level of publicity for such? The stock price delta (if this gains the attention of wall st. speculators) will knock off multiple $Billions from their net value. (No I do not own/short any salesforce stock)

  42. Re:Run up the mini bar bill and bill some table ti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not quite; there's no creimer in Texas!

  43. $10 a hand with once dancing near you 6-5 BJ by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    $10 a hand with once dancing near you 6-5 BJ

  44. Re:Run up the mini bar bill and bill some table ti by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

    You must have never traveled for any company ever in your lifetime.

    I've done a lot of traveling for an engineer that doesn't work in sales. Things varied by company; some companies gave me a company credit card and didn't question things (but I didn't run up unreasonable expenses either), others gave me a credit card but made me submit an expense report afterwards, others I had to buy stuff on my own and then submit an expense report to get reimbursed.

    Try making unjustifiable changes to your itinerary and getting the company to pay for the change fee. Nope. Try checking a couple extra bags to carry all the stuff you bought while on that trip -- same "nope" for those fees. Order a couple rounds of room service for all your buddies, nope, not covered, nor is getting a suite when you had a single booked.

    Yes, it'll all be covered if you're paying on a company credit card. No, it won't be covered if you have to get reimbursed. I wrote this in my prior message. If you abuse the privilege, you'll lose your company card, or even get fired, but these guys were already fired, but they presumably still had their company cards (again, if it's not the kind of company that makes you buy stuff yourself and get reimbursed; usually it's just tiny companies that go that route).

    Because they'd lose. "Hookers and blow" on the hotel bill are not legitimate travel expenses, nor would a $1000 dinner be. And $300 on the mini-bar bill? Ha.

    "Hookers and blow" is excessive, I'm really talking about a few hundred or so in charges. Yes, they WILL be covered, because the company has to pay the credit card. When employee do stuff like this, they get reprimanded, have to pay it back, or get fired. These guys are already fired. They can do what they want; what is the company going to do, double-fire them? They can sue them, but it'll cost the company a lot more in legal fees and lawyer time then they'll get back for $1000 of charges or less.

    Now I know you've never traveled for a company.

    No, you have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. Per-diem rate? WTF is that? I've traveled for only a couple of places that had such a thing; usually it's government-related stuff that has such a thing. No, it's not "fraud" to charge stuff to your company's expense account that's exorbitant, like a ridiculously fancy dinner or room service, it's just abuse that the company can deal with on its own. Good luck getting the DA to prosecute someone for charging a $250 dinner to their company credit card; that's the stupidest thing I've read all day.

  45. Re:Run up the mini bar bill and bill some table ti by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    This should be a good lesson in moving for a job. As soon as a company doesn't need you any more, that's it, unless they happen to be really nice and give you a severance. So if you're being moved on a company's dime, make sure it's 1) a place you want to go, and 2) you're not going to be up shit-creek if the job dries up (i.e., don't let a company move you to someplace where there's zero jobs for you if things go south). These situations are great if you wanted to move to that place anyway, since moving is expensive, but if it's not a place you want to go at all, it's time to either refuse, or start looking for a new job (or both).

  46. Re:Run up the mini bar bill and bill some table ti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The quality of life in the Bay Area is much higher than anywhere in Texas.

    Yes, for instance, in the Bay Area, you can watch homeless people shitting on the sidewalk in the middle of the day! And you can sit for endless hours on the freeways during rush hour! Or you can take overcrowded, overpriced, terribly inconvenient mass transit! And you can pay 2 times the national average cost of living for the privilege of doing so!

  47. Re:Run up the mini bar bill and bill some table ti by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

    Yes, it'll all be covered if you're paying on a company credit card.

    Try charging $1000 of hookers and blow on the company credit card and see how much is covered. "All" is a very wrong word to be using.

    "Hookers and blow" is excessive, I'm really talking about a few hundred or so in charges.

    This whole discussion started when you defended the act of running up the bill to get back at the employer who fired them. We're not talking about reasonable travel expenses when you talk about running up the bill. A few hundred or so dollars in run-up charges won't be covered by any sane travel department.

    Yes, they WILL be covered, because the company has to pay the credit card.

    You've never contested a charge, have you? But even if the company pays the card off, that doesn't mean that the employee will not get the money withheld from his last paycheck. And when he tries to sue, he's going to lose when the employer shows what the charges were for. You do realize, I hope, that when you charge something on a company credit card the company owns the account and has full access to all the records that go with it, like copies of charge slips and billing info. "Why is the hotel charge only $200 a night for the first four nights you were there, and then the day you were fired it went up to $1000/night? Oh, look, mini-bar and pay-porn movies." And then they'll notice the $250 dinners. You won't have the excuse that you were entertaining clients because you don't work for the company anymore and those will be yours to pay, too. That $1000 in chips you charged to the room, well, that's just outright theft.

    but it'll cost the company a lot more in legal fees and lawyer time then they'll get back for $1000 of charges or less.

    Now I know you've never been to Vegas. Otherwise, you'd know that it is trivial to run up a lot more than $1000 in charges in just one night of glorious revenge. But anyway, you know that last paycheck you thought you were getting? Surprise, we deducted the cost of the hookers and blow, and the excessive mini-bar, and the "table games" you put on the company credit card. And we've filed charged for theft, since you knew you were not authorized any of that and charged it to the company.

    Per-diem rate? WTF is that?

    You never have traveled. "Per-diem" is the standard reimbursement limit for travel, based on normal costs in the area you've traveled to. "Per day" is the English translation. So much for a hotel, so much for breakfast, so much for lunch, so much for dinner. Whether the company you work for calls it that or not, there are still reasonable and justifiable limits on travel expenses. No company tells an employee on travel to "spend all you want, we'll cover it all no matter what you spend it on."

    No, it's not "fraud" to charge stuff to your company's expense account that's exorbitant,

    You're right, it is theft. Quibble over what it is called, but it's still crime, it's outside the scope of justifiable expenses, and the company does not have to pay for it.

    that's the stupidest thing I've read all day.

    I'd say the claim that a company is responsible for all travel expenses, even when they're being run up in revenge for being fired, is the stupidest thing I've read all day. Claiming that the company has to cover all the expenses if they are on the company credit card is a very close second.

  48. Expected Outcome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The Executive VP / CISO (Jim Alkove) fired the employees shortly after they walked off stage, and several of us heard bits of that conversation.

    After removing every senior leader from the previous organization, he brought dozens of Microsoft VPs and managers to Salesforce. From what I understand, the company used to have one of the top security teams in the industry, but 80% of their security leaders and top talent left in the last 6 months. If their CEO doesn't get involved, the despotic culture will prevail and sadly whatever talent is left will flock to other companies.

    This is how he works. This is the reason he was invited to leave Nest.

  49. Re:Run up the mini bar bill and bill some table ti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "watch homeless people shitting on the sidewalk in the middle of the day!"

    That's just creimer counting outgoing calories!

  50. Re:Run up the mini bar bill and bill some table ti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " Last I heard he was still in Texas."

    He just wanted to get away from you.

  51. Re:Run up the mini bar bill and bill some table ti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bwahaha, nobody with a brain wants to live in a retarded shithole full of taxpayer subsidised rednecks like Texas.

    Other than the 30 million people who live there, I guess you're right.

    Of course, when it comes to taxpayer subsidized shitheads, California would know a lot about it. How's that homeless population doing again, San Francisco?

    Go spend a week in Austin sometime. It's basically a slice of Portland smacked down in the middle of Texas. Hell, even Dallas and Houston are part of reliably democrat-voting counties these days. Trump only won Texas with 52% of the vote - Clinton trailed by 9%, but given the reputation that Texas has as "full of regressive shitheads," it seems a bit curious that you'd dismiss 43% of the state that voted Democrat. Maybe they're in that basket of deplorables, huh?

  52. from an insider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have to be cautious with my statements for obvious reasons, but... Randy Kern was publicly poached from Microsoft. Look at the executives hired by salesforce since and all will become clear. I very much doubt any executives will be harmed for this decision regardless of the outcome of a lawsuit. http://www.businessinsider.com...

  53. This is how he works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Executive (Jim, Chief Security Officer) fired the employees shortly after they walked off stage, and several of us heard bits of that conversation.

    After removing every senior leader from the previous organization, he brought dozens of Microsoft VPs and managers to Salesforce. From what I understand, the company used to have one of the top security teams in the industry, but 80% of their security leaders and top talent left in the last 6 months. If their CEO doesn't get involved, the despotic culture will prevail and sadly whatever talent is left will flock to other companies.

  54. Re:Run up the mini bar bill and bill some table ti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah I don't get the Texas hate, by many accounts it's a great place. The weather may be a problem for some people, I don't mind the heat.

  55. Re:Run up the mini bar bill and bill some table ti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Never lived in CA, but was in Texas for several years. Holy shit I was glad to the fuck out of there.

  56. Re:Run up the mini bar bill and bill some table ti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Except he spent all his money to move out to Texas,

    Could have been worse, he could have spent all his money on your eBooks!

  57. Re:Run up the mini bar bill and bill some table ti by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    Could have been worse, he could have spent all his money on your eBooks!

    Especially since I wouldn't have any ebooks for another ten years.

    On that note, Casey Neistat did a video about "Ready Player One" by Ernest Cline because Steven Spielberg is turning the book into a movie.

  58. Re:Run up the mini bar bill and bill some table ti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's just a big boring suburb of a state. Nothing really to hate (or care about) unless you're anti-W.

  59. Re:Run up the mini bar bill and bill some table ti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that's the stupidest thing I've read all day.

    You must not read very much. There are a LOT of things much more stupid than that, just here on /.

    ..

  60. Re:At-Will Employment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know where you live, but I've been laid off 4 times in my career (in the US) and I have never received more than 2 or 3 weeks of severance. Severence is not mandatory.

  61. Re:At-Will Employment by OneSmartFellow · · Score: 1

    Of course it's not mandatory, you negotiate it before you sign the employment contract.

  62. Re: Run up the mini bar bill and bill some table t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I live in the Austin area and can experience all of that just fine here already without having to move to the bay area.

  63. Re: Run up the mini bar bill and bill some table t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have obviously never had a corporate credit card. It doesn't work that way.

  64. Re:Run up the mini bar bill and bill some table ti by bws111 · · Score: 1

    No, the company most certainly does NOT 'have to pay the credit card'. Merely possessing a card does NOT give one the authorization to use it. The moment they were fired they lost their authorization to use the card, and using the card from that point on is no different than using a stolen card. Even if still an active employee the card is only to be used for authorized expenses, and any other use is unauthorized use of the card. The company will then dispute the charges as fraudulent when they get the bill. The credit card company can then take whatever action they want (billing the person who made the charges, having them arrested, etc).

    Of course, the company COULD just pay the card, and count that payment as 'money owed to the company by the employee'. That money would then be deducted from their pay (if still employeed) or from their final paycheck.

    Thinking you found some clever scam to get the company to pay unauthorized charges is REALLY the dumbest thing I've read all day.

  65. Re: Run up the mini bar bill and bill some table t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  66. Re:Run up the mini bar bill and bill some table ti by bws111 · · Score: 1

    Well put. How dumb do you have to be to think that corporate accounting departments and credit card companies don't have all kinds of policies and procedures for dealing with crap like this? And none of them end up with the (ex) employee getting away with it.

  67. Re:Run up the mini bar bill and bill some table ti by edtice1559 · · Score: 1

    Even when I've left jobs (I've never been fired in these circumstances), I had no issue with getting expenses paid. Sure if the company is bankrupt or something. Somebody will figure out the most economic way to end their trip and get them home, they will file expense reports for outstanding expenses, and everybody will move on. Companies this size aren't interested in vendettas over small amounts of money.

  68. Re:Run up the mini bar bill and bill some table ti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean COST of life, not QUALITY of life.

    You define homeless people all over the place, high, drunk, smoking weed, shitting/pissing all over the streets as HIGH quality of life?, then I suggest you raise your standards.

    At least in Texas you can actually defend yourself from an attacker with a firearm.

  69. Re:Run up the mini bar bill and bill some table ti by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

    Most of my employers have rubber-stamped most travel expenses -- $50 steaks, ample booze. Managers renting SUV's. I routinely average half what co-workers expense.

    A former co-woker told me of his time working for a Taiwan-based tech company. They were expected to pay *all* of their own travel expenses. I would have thought that illegal in the US, but when I looked it up it doesn't seem like it is. Most companies do pay, but it stunned me that it isn't apparently required by law.

    In 1992 a guy who had worked in Frito-Lay HR in TX told me of a manager interview candidate who submitted $600 in "limo rides". His response had been "Ah yeah no, I know what that is and we're not paying for it".

  70. Re:Run up the mini bar bill and bill some table ti by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    Yes, exactly my point. Now if you charge up thousands for Vegas chips, that's probably a different matter. Charging a $100 meal isn't worth squabbling over for a company that size.

  71. Re:Run up the mini bar bill and bill some table ti by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    A former co-woker told me of his time working for a Taiwan-based tech company. They were expected to pay *all* of their own travel expenses. I would have thought that illegal in the US, but when I looked it up it doesn't seem like it is. Most companies do pay, but it stunned me that it isn't apparently required by law.

    No, why would it be? But why on Earth would anyone work for such a company in the first place? The whole point of companies paying for employee travel is to get them to do it: presumably there's a good reason to send them somewhere (and if there's not, that's why many companies scrutinize travel requests, perhaps by a separate department). If you make employees pay for it, they'll generally avoid travel if at all possible, which can end up costing more in employee time and time-to-market (delays in getting work done, delays in trying to work around the lack of being onsite), and also in customer satisfaction (engineers don't want to bother traveling to customer site to deal with problems there), and of course finally in employee turnover. Personally, I wouldn't take a job like that unless I was really desperate, or they were paying very very handsomely compared to other offers. It generally shows the employer is a cheap-ass and doesn't support its employees or want to pay for the tools needed to get the job done. Of course, lots of companies seem to be "cheap-asses" these days, but even so, it's still very much the norm to pay for employee travel, so one that doesn't must be much worse.

  72. Re:Run up the mini bar bill and bill some table ti by eddeye · · Score: 1

    It seems you've never been to Texas.

    Or Silicon Valley.

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  73. Re:Run up the mini bar bill and bill some table ti by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

    Why would it be? Same reasons as unpaid overtime, it's basically theft from the employee.

    Why would anyone work for such a company? Lack of better choices perhaps, and cultural familiarity with hierarchy. This company wasn't paying my associate particularly well, and he differed ethnically from them.

    Everything you write is completely true.

  74. Re:Run up the mini bar bill and bill some table ti by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    Why would it be? Same reasons as unpaid overtime, it's basically theft from the employee.

    Sorry, no such thing as "unpaid overtime" with a salaried position (assuming of course this is a salaried position in question, but I suspect it is). I've gone on travel many times as a salaried employee; I don't get any bonus for it taking 24 hours/day instead of just 8. But I do get to have a nice, fancy meal on the company's dime, stay in a nice hotel with a pool, and frequently take a trip in a nice city that otherwise I might not see so it's not all bad, at least in my experience (luckily, I never got sent someplace like downtown Detroit when I had to travel).

    As for unreimbursed travel expenses being "theft", I really don't think that's the case legally in the US. Ethically I would agree with you, but many of our laws are very unethical. We don't have as many employee protections here as they do in Europe unfortunately.

  75. Re:Run up the mini bar bill and bill some table ti by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

    I know that. I was talking about places that pressure hourly employees to work without pay, which is disjoint from travel.
    I didn't say unreimbursed travel expenses are legal theft; they're ethical theft.