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Facebook's 21-Year-Old Wunderkind Leaves For Google (bloomberg.com)

An anonymous reader shares a report: Facebook hired Michael Sayman for an internship when he was 17 years old, and gave him a full-time engineering job at 18. Now, the wunderkind is leaving for Alphabet's Google. He turned 21 last week. At Facebook, Sayman was a product manager who helped the social-media giant understand how his generation uses their phones, advising on experimental products for teens and helping executives understand trends. At Google, he'll be a product manager for Assistant, a voice-based service built on the search engine's giant database.

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  1. Who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I mean really who the fucks cares.
    He prolly the one making everything so shitty.

    1. Re:Who cares by MylenVoid · · Score: 2

      He's the reason they kick you off for no reason for using a laptop instead of a fucking phone.

    2. Re:Who cares by avandesande · · Score: 1

      he probably came up with that douche-bag notification that goes off at 2am when you battery is full

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    3. Re:Who cares by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

      oh ho ho, that part gets better.

      Guess what he did while he was at facebook?

      An app that stops working once you turn 22. He turned 21 and his hand started blinking so he decided to run. (Oh, and the project was shut down).

    4. Re:Who cares by synaptik · · Score: 1

      Huh? I peruse FB exclusively on laptops & desktops, and have never been kicked off.

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    5. Re:Who cares by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      He prolly the one making everything so shitty.

      Don't worry, he won't singlehandedly make Google suck to the ends of the earth, he'll have loads of smart people to help out with that.

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    6. Re:Who cares by Tough+Love · · Score: 2
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  2. Self promotion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Did he post this story to promote himself? First I have ever heard of him. Editors, can you get this shit off the front page?

    1. Re:Self promotion? by MylenVoid · · Score: 5, Informative

      "Posted by msmash on Monday"
      "https://www.facebook.com/ms"
      "https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1470347966393216&set=a.121401937954499.24720.100002540804807&type=3&theater"

      Sure looks like it, its timed, and the initials match up.

    2. Re:Self promotion? by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 2

      Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

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    3. Re:Self promotion? by diesalesmandie · · Score: 1

      "Posted by msmash on Monday"
      "https://www.facebook.com/ms"
      "https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1470347966393216&set=a.121401937954499.24720.100002540804807&type=3&theater"

      Sure looks like it, its timed, and the initials match up.

      His exit speech reads exactly like a boilerplate corporate memo (might have gotten help writing it, who knows), barring any major fuck ups, this kid has it made.

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    4. Re:Self promotion? by rainer_d · · Score: 2

      "It's only a coincidence, I swear".

      LOL.

      Is the guy really 21? Or rather 12?

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  3. So this is the reason? by MylenVoid · · Score: 2

    So this piece of shit is the reason I keep getting kicked off Facebook because I login from another city I fly to? This only happens on my laptop but never my phone. Then it asks for my phone number to verify my identity, and it won't accept my phone number that it fucking asked for. Sounds like this little cunt needs a beating instead of a job promotion.

  4. open comments by MylenVoid · · Score: 1

    You can openly comment on his post here. https://www.facebook.com/photo...

    1. Re:open comments by MylenVoid · · Score: 1

      and your phone number, drivers license, blood sample, stool sample, your first born.

  5. Who gives a FUCKING SHIT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Did you submit this yourself Michael? You self-absorbed Facefuck tool?

    Here's a better bio:
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    Michael Sayman is a fucking a piece of shit. Nobody wants to know about him or his dorky little job, thinking up more useless garbage under the guise of innovation, while he contributes to the decline of civilization with stupid, shitty gadgets and toys.

    You are fucking trash, go hide your face in a pile of wheatgrass

  6. Cool story, bro! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Cool story, bro!

  7. manager or engineer? by doctorvo · · Score: 1

    Which is he? A technical wiz? A good manager? They have rather different requirements.

  8. Don't do that by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 2

    You can openly comment on his post here.

    https://www.facebook.com/photo...

    Don't do that.

    Direct your attention to the slashdot editors, who are the ones responsible for this crap on the front page.

    Doxxing and belittling is immature, unfair, and a favourite tactic of our home-grown capital "A" terrorist organization.

    Did you want to be known as one of them?

    1. Re:Don't do that by MylenVoid · · Score: 2

      Thats why you don't self promote on slashdot. Keep your promotions on your little facebook, or gtfo the internets.

  9. "wunderkind" by nine-times · · Score: 1

    People keep calling him a "wunderkind". He doesn't even know what that means.

    1. Re:"wunderkind" by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      In many cases (though I have no idea about this particular one), "poster boy" would be a better word. Companies *love* the publicity that comes with giving a job to an unusually clever young kid. Especially these kinds of companies, it enhances their image of being a young, dynamic community of really clever people where everyone is judged on merit.

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  10. Re:It'll be sad when he peaks by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    3 decades of mc jobs (after being aged out of tech) unlikely as automation will kill them over the next 10-15 years. And to get that mc job you need to remove any thing higher then the AS and remove goolge and Facebook from your work history or the mc manger will view you as someone who will stop working there as soon as an better job opens up.

  11. Re:Inbreeding is not surprising... by doctorvo · · Score: 1

    Which is why I've always cautioned people not to burn their bridges because Silicon Valley is just one big incestuous family

    If you don't like working for Google, presumably you also wouldn't like working for Twitter or Facebook. So people may simply not care.

  12. GoogleMapsisshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It's kind of painfully obvious that the developers working on most apps are fucking terrible at end user experience. I'm not sure a 21 year old with an extremely limited experience/perception model will understand all the use cases.

    Google maps, for example, has just continually gotten worse from an end user experience level FOR THE LAST 3-4 YEARS STRAIGHT.

    Google is an extremely mis-managed company. If that's not obvious to a lot of people it's because there are too many young people working there who lack long term perspective.

    I know... I know... millenials want to think age doesn't matter. Guess what? It does. A lot.

  13. Re:Inbreeding is not surprising... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    If you don't like working for Google, presumably you also wouldn't like working for Twitter or Facebook.

    If you worked at Google, recruiters are less likely to consider you for positions at small- or medium-sized companies. I got pigeonholed as being an enterprise-level technician because I worked at enterprise-level companies (i.e., Fujitsu, Sony, Intuit, Google, eBay, etc.). Some of those companies I've worked for on multiple contracts.

  14. Re:Inbreeding is not surprising... by ls671 · · Score: 1

    Obviously, you are overqualified.

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  15. I knew nothing of him, so I checked Wikipedia... by gosand · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Kid makes a mobile game, gets hired by FB as developer (software engineer my ass), somehow becomes a product manager and spends 2 years learning about his own demographic and creates a failed social app.

    For some reason, this makes him attractive to Google and they hire him.

    *ugh*

    Not only is Idiocracy becoming real, so is Silicon Valley.

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  16. Product Management isn't Engineering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Was he an engineer? Or a product manager? They're not the same thing.

    1. Re:Product Management isn't Engineering by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      They aren't? The way the term "engineer" is mis-used nowadays, it's hard to tell.

  17. Re:Inbreeding is not surprising... by s.petry · · Score: 1

    Remove the word talent and we can talk.

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  18. Re:Inbreeding is not surprising... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    Obviously, you are overqualified.

    Especially with my current government IT job with its super-sized enterprise environment. I'm almost afraid of not being able to get a regular corporate job if I don't stay with the contract after it goes up for rebidding.

  19. Re:I knew nothing of him, so I checked Wikipedia.. by Jfetjunky · · Score: 2

    Good to see silicon valley is still a big fan of the "failing upward" trend.

    No doubt brought about by the same attitude as uninhibited, laissez faire venture capitalism, but for people instead of business. "He's smart, he's got to lay the golden egg eventually!"

  20. Re:It'll be sad when he peaks by nospam007 · · Score: 1, Informative

    "If he peaks at 35, he'll have 3 more decades of unfulfilling work. I'm aiming to peak at 55 so I can slide through my last decade."

    He'll retire at 28, build his own rocket firm and build a space elevator.

    Or he'll buy a yacht and fuck his brains out with supermodels.

    He's not you..

  21. Re: It'll be sad when he peaks by Darinbob · · Score: 2

    Not all whites are white supremacists. Not all muslims are ISIS supporters.
    We have many whites who strongly condemn that actions of white supremacists, and many muslims who strongly condemn terrorist acts.

  22. ...So... a nobody? by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

    Sayman was a product manager who helped the social-media giant understand how his generation uses their phones, advising on experimental products for teens and helping executives understand trends

    . . . So. . . his credentials for why we would care about him is...... He's a kid? That's it? Not some sort of prodigy?

    "Hired as a Software Engineer" and yet he was a "product manager". Do you have any idea how fluffy and vague that title is? Don't get me wrong, there could be a TON of serious work being done behind that title. Or there could be just ".... make the icons flat with simple colors". It's like a movie producer. What do they do? "help produce".

    Lemmeseeee.... he has a wikipedia page. Woo. He's made a game that some people looked at. At facebook the product he's managing is "Lifestage" a blatantly ageist social video thing that locks out anyone over 22. Your hand is blinking. ...Facebook shut it down after a year.

    He's a kid that made a game and had a failed launch on a "video social app" thing. ...So fucking what? The news is that Google hired someone without a college degree? Is he going to wear garish cloths with a big clock and try rapping? To "get down with teens"?

    Now, he might be a REALLY great guy. But so far the only reason there's an article on him is because there have been articles on him.

  23. Re:So who really cares? by Johann+Public · · Score: 1

    Woah, so this is actually good news then???

  24. Re:It'll be sad when he peaks by Darinbob · · Score: 3, Informative

    If he gets the money. A product manager isn't typically given tons of options and the salary isn't necessarily the greatest. It's near the bottom of the management pecking order, and isn't a people management job usually. However, the job normally requires some actual working experience.

    I have a friend who started as an intern and grew into a management and then VP position in less than a decade, on the basis if being there in the early startup days and having more knowledge of what was going on than any of the newer hires. But the lack of experience was evident, in engineering and management. Still a very bright person, just promoted 10 to 20 years too soon.

  25. Re:I knew nothing of him, so I checked Wikipedia.. by gosand · · Score: 1

    When I got my CS degree I sat in some of the same classes as my roommate who was an EE. That was in the late 80s/early 90s, so I understand things have most likely changed since then.

    Is that title diluted, as you say, and over-used? Sure. Are there actual software engineers out there? Absolutely. This kid isn't one of them.

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  26. Wunderkind? by X.25 · · Score: 1

    Why, exactly, is this mediocre considered to be a 'wunderkind'?

    Did the idiot, who allowed this submission, even know what wunderkind means?

    I must be old.

  27. Re:how to be denoted as a wunderkind? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    You have to schmooze with the right people. Talk to the managers, talk to the VPs. But in such a way that you seem smart and not just a kiss up. Helps if you can talk about wines.

  28. Re:I knew nothing of him, so I checked Wikipedia.. by antdude · · Score: 2

    It's like the old dotcom days. :(

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  29. Who did the submission? by HockeyPuck · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Was it this kid's mother who did it and needed to brag to her friends and relatives?

  30. Slashdot alternatives? by gumpish · · Score: 1

    I need another long vacation from /.

  31. this is a zero content submission by gTsiros · · Score: 2

    this is a zero content submission

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    1. Re:this is a zero content submission by michael_wojcik · · Score: 1

      It's nice to see the /. community coming together to heap abuse on it, though.

      I'm tempted to submit a story. "Noted software developer and occasional author of Slashdot comments Michael Wojcik cut his fingernails last night. 'I suppose I typically cut them once a week or so,' the tech legend reported."

  32. Re: It'll be sad when he peaks by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

    Not all muslims are ISIS suppoerters

    I'll be more ready to agree with you the next time I see the Muslim community marching in protest of Islamic terrorist attacks instead of cheering them on or staying silent.

    Muslim community refuses to bury french priest killer.

    It happens.

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  33. Re:It'll be sad when he peaks by tommeke100 · · Score: 1

    This really depends on what "product" you are product manager of. A product manager of key accounts can be a pretty big deal. And as you said, it puts you at the table with the sales and higher management, so you can network pretty well and climb up the corporate ladder. Much harder to do as a Software Engineer.

  34. Re: Google doesn't need his help by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

    Why would they hire a guy from Facebook? Need more help diving for the dirt?