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Fish Are Eating Lots of Plastic (washingtonpost.com)

Matthew Savoca, writing for the Washington Post: As you bite down into a delicious piece of fish, you probably don't think about what the fish itself ate -- but perhaps you should. More than 50 species of fish have been found to consume plastic trash at sea (alternative source - a little old). This is bad news, not only for fish but potentially also for humans who rely on fish for sustenance. Fish don't usually die as a direct result of feeding on the enormous quantities of plastic trash floating in the oceans. But that doesn't mean it's not harmful for them. Some negative effects that scientists have discovered when fish consume plastic include reduced activity rates and weakened schooling behavior, as well as compromised liver function. Most distressingly for people, toxic compounds that are associated with plastic transfer to and bioaccumulate in fish tissues. This is troubling because these substances could further bioaccumulate in people who consume fish that have eaten plastic. Numerous species sold for human consumption, including mackerel, striped bass and Pacific oysters, have been found with these toxic plastics in their stomachs. So why are fish eating plastic? According to studies cited in the report, plastic debris may smell attractive to marine organisms.

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  1. Plastic Tastes Like Food by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    > So why are fish eating plastic? According to studies cited in the report, plastic debris may smell attractive to marine organisms.

    I believe it. My cat loves to lick those plastic shopping bags from the grocery. According to the interwebz he is not alone, its because they taste like meat to some cats. Fortunately he has not yet tried to eat any of them.

    1. Re:Plastic Tastes Like Food by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, how to make plastic not taste attractive to fish and cats?

    2. Re:Plastic Tastes Like Food by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Some plastics look like jellyfish. It's a known problem for sea turtles that prey on them.

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    3. Re:Plastic Tastes Like Food by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just going to leave this here...
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rld0KDcan_w

  2. Re:I have a solution by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 2

    Well, I eat Twizzlers, kind of the same thing.

  3. evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cue the fish that can digest plastic.

    1. Re: evolution by PoopJuggler · · Score: 1

      Or cue the devastation when they don't.

    2. Re: evolution by amiga3D · · Score: 2

      I have always been a little leery of eating fish. Whatever is in the water, is in the fish. Plastic is actually the least of my worries.

    3. Re: evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then good bye and thanks for the fish!

  4. Dire Implications by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is troubling because these substances could further bioaccumulate in people who consume fish that have eaten plastic.

    This could be a disaster for the cannibals!

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    1. Re:Dire Implications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's great that you're here to make such witty "jokes" out of such a serious (damning in fact) situation that affects the tenuous future of life on Earth. Here's another ditty, kill yourself.

    2. Re:Dire Implications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you might want to read the history of why we started adding iodine to table salt....

    3. Re: Dire Implications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm, you need animal meat to sustain your life. WTF do you think you're made of?

    4. Re:Dire Implications by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      This could be a disaster for the cannibals!

      Simple fix, let's just eat all the cannibals.

    5. Re:Dire Implications by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      Simple fix, let's just eat all the cannibals.

      I really hate to do that. After all, they're such fine young cannibals!

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    6. Re:Dire Implications by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      From a gastronomical standpoint

    7. Re:Dire Implications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a friendly reminder that your copy of *Diet for a Small Planet* is due in 2 days. Please return your copy before the due date or visit our online system for renewal options.

      Also remember to take your vitamins so you don't end up at the ER again.

  5. So, not harmful? by blindseer · · Score: 0, Troll

    From the fine article:

    The next big question that it raises is whether plastic-derived contaminants can be transferred from plastic-eating fish to fish-eating humans.

    If eating the plastic doesn't harm the fish, and causes no harm to the people that eat the fish, then why is this in the "health and science" section of the Washington Post? I mean, this is neat and all but is this something someone other than a biologist might find interesting?

    I think that perhaps they should have held on to this until they actually figured out if the plastic eating habits actually do harm. But then again, if they saw nothing so far then haven't they already proven that if it is harmful that the harm is pretty minimal?

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    1. Re:So, not harmful? by Sique · · Score: 4, Informative
      Actually, eating plastic does harm the fish.

      Some negative effects that scientists have discovered when fish consume plastic include reduced activity rates and weakened schooling behavior, as well as compromised liver function.

      Thus your question is based on a false assumption.

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    2. Re:So, not harmful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a fucking moron. Choke on plastic bitch.

    3. Re:So, not harmful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If eating the plastic doesn't harm the fish...

      You mean apart from acting as hormone disruptors and screwing with reproduction?

    4. Re: So, not harmful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He doesn't care, because the only fish that matter are the ones on his dinner plate.

    5. Re:So, not harmful? by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      There's also the issue of biomagnification--bioaccumulation moving up the food chain.

      Small fish consume small amounts of plastic.
      Larger fish consume many small fish over time, consuming (and accumulating) larger and larger amounts of plastic.
      Higher-level predators--Dolphins, polar bears, whales, people--eat these larger fish, accumulating even more plastic.

      The small fish may never consume enough plastic for it to be a huge deal, but it might be a really big deal for the polar bear.

      Mercury is one of the classic examples of an element that disproportionately affects the higher levels of the food chain.

    6. Re: So, not harmful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then he should probably note that it's not just fish that can be affected but also animals that eat fish - including him :)

    7. Re:So, not harmful? by blindseer · · Score: 0

      Yep, that could be a problem. Would be nice if someone did a study on that. The fact that such a study has not been done was mentioned.

      What we have here is a half of a study. I'm not sure if this is a call to action, as in telling people to stop using plastic or something, or a fundraising effort of the "OMG, pollution!" kind.

      I'm reminded of a "study" of some condors that showed elevated lead levels in their blood. This was used as a call to get rid of lead based ammunition in the hunting areas were the condors were known to nest. Someone asked if it was true they they were feeding the birds dead animals from local ranchers to collect their blood samples. They said they were. Then they were asked if they tested the ranch animals for lead. They said they did not. That was not a study, that was an opinion paper. The lead may have been coming from hunters, it may have been naturally occurring, and it may have come from the animals the "scientists" were feeding them. Such haphazard work on their part is why I have to question every "study" I see published.

      I see the same thing here. So what if fish eat a bunch of plastic bits floating in the water. While I'm sure a lot of people would agree that plastic bits in the water is not ideal but have they shown any real harm? Also, "plastic" means a lot of things and not all of them react the same in the environment. We've been told for a long time now to take care of how we dispose of our plastics so it's not like people are just dumping the plastic bits into rivers and oceans. Unless we can show harm, and have some understanding of the source of that harm, we don't have anything to act on.

      Also, unlike the case of lead or mercury we don't see plastic bits accumulating in animals. Much of the reason these plastic bits remain in the environment is that they do not break down easily. If eaten they tend to just get pooped out.

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    8. Re:So, not harmful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't even worry about it. The fish have to incorporate it into their diet before they evolve to use it. Sure, a bunch of fish are sick now. They are working on enzymes and microbes to break down this bountiful source of new food. Eventually some fish will evolve to do it. They will be healthy and breed and soon all the fish will love eating our garbage. The best thing we can do is dump even more shit in the ocean. Trust me. I'm a science professor.

    9. Re:So, not harmful? by jandersen · · Score: 2

      If eating the plastic doesn't harm the fish, and causes no harm to the people that eat the fish, then why is this in the "health and science" section of the Washington Post?

      As others have already pointed out, plastic does harm the fish, even if it doesn't kill them outright. Not only does a lot of the plastic come as very small fragments, which may well pass into the bloodstream, but they also give off harmful chemicals. Since much of the plastic debris in the ocean has been floating around for decades, part of it will contain chemicals that are now banned. The problem of accumulation is exacerbated by the fact that many of the fish we eat, have eaten smaller, that have eaten something even smaller and so on; and on top of that, we catch a huge amount of fish that go directly into animal feed, so even if you never touch fish, you are still likely to be affected. Bon appetit.

    10. Re:So, not harmful? by Sique · · Score: 2

      Yes, if fish have the same evolutionary speed than E. coli, we can expect fish to digest plastic correctly within 30,000 to 35,000 generations. It's just about to happen! Wait and see!

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    11. Re:So, not harmful? by gsslay · · Score: 1

      If eating the plastic doesn't harm the fish, and causes no harm to the people that eat the fish, then why is this in the "health and science" section of the Washington Post?

      From the fine article:

      But that doesn’t mean it’s not harmful for them. Some negative effects that scientists have discovered when fish consume plastic include reduced activity rates and weakened schooling behavior, as well as compromised liver function.

      I know this was buried way deep into the article on the second paragraph, but obviously you didn't get that far.

    12. Re:So, not harmful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, eating plastic does harm the fish.

      Some negative effects that scientists have discovered when fish consume plastic include reduced activity rates and weakened schooling behavior, as well as compromised liver function.

      Still, there is something fishy about that research...

    13. Re:So, not harmful? by omnichad · · Score: 2

      It would be more likely for a fish to form a symbiotic relationship with one of the microbes that can already digest plastics. Lots of bacteria in the human digestive tract, for example.

    14. Re: So, not harmful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Research to back your "harmless" assumption? Or does it just feel right to you?

    15. Re:So, not harmful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good job quoting the article without reading it. That's pretty impressive: a mixture of bothering to click through and grab a sentence (seriously: more up-front effort than average) but without reading much of it or understanding anything (less follow-up effort than average). It's often interesting how different people min/max different dimensions of a problem, but especially interesting when they do it so weirdly. The principle behind this rewarding perspective, is basically why the Enterprise flew around contacting new life forms.

      Yep, I'm calling you an alien. And it's cool to be meeting you and your people. I think you people may have a lot to teach us, and I know we have a fuckton to teach you.

    16. Re:So, not harmful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trust me. I'm a science professor.

      ...who does not understand the random character of evolution. There's no guarantee that evolution will work to assimilate environmental changes. Even if it does, it is extremely slow, and won't keep up with our pace. In fact, most mutations are detrimental. Most species go extinct, sometimes for prosaic reasons.

  6. As an American who's born the brunt by rsilvergun · · Score: 4, Insightful

    of 30 years of outsourcing, automation and cheap work visas this is the least of my worries. That's sort of the problem. It's hard to get worked up about problems like this when 60-80% of us live paycheck to paycheck (depending on which study you want to believe).

    If you're an environmentalist then you've got to take care of the economy first. Otherwise the vast majority of people will ignore it in favor of more pressing concerns (rent, food, etc). Does that make the working class short sighted? You damn well bet it does. It's hard not being short sighted when you live paycheck to paycheck.

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    1. Re: As an American who's born the brunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only did your job go to Asia, most of the fucking plastic came from there.

    2. Re: As an American who's born the brunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you should get a job and save some money? How is the fact that you are incapable of doing this my problem?

    3. Re:As an American who's born the brunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      of 30 years of outsourcing, automation and cheap work visas this is the least of my worries. That's sort of the problem. It's hard to get worked up about problems like this when 60-80% of us live paycheck to paycheck (depending on which study you want to believe).

      If you're an environmentalist then you've got to take care of the economy first. Otherwise the vast majority of people will ignore it in favor of more pressing concerns (rent, food, etc). Does that make the working class short sighted? You damn well bet it does. It's hard not being short sighted when you live paycheck to paycheck.

      If you don't stop being so poor, we're gonna have to start hucking rocks at ya.

    4. Re:As an American who's born the brunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is this even a working class problem? We dont have time, money or resources fix it. Its also not our fault, we have no choice but to buy stuff made of plastic or packaged in plastic and then throw it in the trash, or just plain throw it into the environment because people are lazy, and will always be lazy when they can.

      How many days until the next global warming story? Same answer, we're just consumers, its not our problem to fix either. Our elected officials should know better, thats why we elect them.

      So the people with the money can do something about these calamities? I'm puzzled as to why they dont to ensure their own offsprings futures are worth living, or are they really that self indulged ?

    5. Re: As an American who's born the brunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's your problem because many other people are in a similar position, resulting in a similar attitude. This means there is nowhere near enough political pressure to actually solve this problem and others like it. Which does, in fact, negatively affect your highness in many different ways.

    6. Re:As an American who's born the brunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And to follow up on that, as a working class slob, I do make an effort to give a shit.

      I take public transit to work, and leave the car at home. How many metric tons of CO2 have I saved by making that choice? The car I do have is under 5 years old, and about as environmentally friendly as a gasoline powered car can be.

      I installed energy efficient heat pump based (falls back to electric when too cold) water heating, heat pump to heat our home, we throw out very little wasted food, used washable cloth diapers vs 10,000 disposable ones. Everything is properly sorted into the trash or recycle bin (what ever happens to it after that is not my responsibility), and overall generally try not the wasteful.

      Stuff like that is where it ends, I cant choose to buy stuff not in plastic, not to drive a car sometimes, to stop using electricity because some of it comes from coal. These are all things largely beyond my control.

      There is more than enough wealth in the world to solve all of these environmental problems several times over, unfortunately the majority of us don't control any of it.

    7. Re:As an American who's born the brunt by bjdevil66 · · Score: 1

      That's the honest short-term view most people feel - including myself. When ocean life starts to struggle to survive in the plastic soup we're stirring up for them, however, all so we can have water bottles and other throwaway junk to make life faster and easier so we can screw around more, it'll become everyone's short-term food problem as prices skyrocket and push your budget over the edge.

    8. Re:As an American who's born the brunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously? The economy is a human invention: sure it matters, but when you get down to it it's a marginally useful (and occasionally disruptive) collective delusion. The environment is real: screw it up and whole areas of the earth become uninhabitable. Screw it up and valuable food sources go by-by for good. Screw it up and farmland becomes unproductive. Screw it up and you screw up your own (and everyone else's) health. Screw it badly enough and no amount of stimulus packages, loans, trade, economic growth, free trade agreements or whatever will bring it back.

      Also, and I know this may sound heartless, but if you're living in a first-world country and have a roof over your head then, internationally speaking, you are rich. Not starving in a desert, living on a rubbish dump, working in a sweat-shop, starving to feed your child, living in fear of armed militia, living in fear of your own government? No? Well then congratulations, you've hit the jackpot, you can afford to give a damn about the future.

    9. Re:As an American who's born the brunt by VeryFluffyBunny · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Low wages and precarious employment are a very pressing issue indeed.

      However, the main issue with environmental concerns is that although they're caused by consumerism, e.g. millions of tonnes of toxic plastics from food packaging dumped into the ocean, the solutions aren't more consumerism. Ordinary people can't shop their way out of environmental pollution. The only way to reduce pollution in the face of consumerism is through government regulation, i.e. preventing corporations from "externalising" costs, i.e. not taking responsibility for the pollution they cause.

      Governments can't require that other countries abide by their own environmental laws but they can refuse entry or place substantial import tariffs on goods that have a heavy environmental impact.

      It'd work if the corporations responsible for the environmental damage weren't in control of our governments and environmental agencies (AKA regulatory capture).

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    10. Re:As an American who's born the brunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      >If you're an environmentalist then you've got to take care of the economy first

      We try, but the anti-environmentalists keep trying harder to fuck it up. Most environmentalists favor universal health care, strong public support for education and job training, as well as a social safety net. The so-called libertarians keep trying to fuck up both the environment, along with any hope of stability and autonomy for ordinary workers.

      There is no easy solution to this complex problem, but we can start by ridiculing so-called libertarians who believe that the invisible hand of the free market will toss some magic fairy dust on the problem and make it go away. Some problems require the collective effort of the entire society, and this is one of them.

    11. Re:As an American who's born the brunt by Gavagai80 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It's hard to get worked up about problems like this when 60-80% of us live paycheck to paycheck (depending on which study you want to believe).

      60-80% of residents of the world's wealthiest nation live paycheck to paycheck regardless of the size of their paycheck because all they know how to do is consume ever more. That's also the reason why there's so much plastic for fish to eat. You can solve both problems the same way.

      I live in California, one of the most expensive states, and spend $13K a year while maintaining an apartment and car. So don't tell me you have to live paycheck to paycheck on $30K.

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    12. Re:As an American who's born the brunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      borne, not born.

    13. Re: As an American who's born the brunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But when a corporation or bank is incapable of saving money, then it is your problem, right? That's fine?

    14. Re:As an American who's born the brunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps 30 years was too long to be doing the same thing. 30 years of mediocrity will seldom be rewarded.

    15. Re: As an American who's born the brunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tragedy of the commons.

    16. Re:As an American who's born the brunt by AbRASiON · · Score: 1

      Your post is arguably selfish, but I can't say I disagree in the slightest.

      I'm nearly 40, reasonably intelligent and I'm in a similar mental state as you, I am no longer perm employed, jobs seem hard to find, the economy and specifically tax codes (especially in my country) seem weighed AGAINST the average person.

      To simply live a normal life IS becoming more difficult.
      If I had cash coming out of my ass (so to speak) sure I'd be more careful with purchasing more sustainable products or buying green energy (we can choose our provider here, on the fly in my country) but due to costs?
      Stuff that

      Our society is a mess and it's only getting worse. Bad times are coming.

    17. Re: As an American who's born the brunt by PoopJuggler · · Score: 1

      Good luck convincing the red states of anything logical or intelligent.

    18. Re:As an American who's born the brunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop being such a consumer whore and save some of your paycheck for future EXPECTED layoffs....car break downs....etc. If you buy bottled water.....don't unless maybe you live in flint tap water is perfectly healthy.

      You can save money so you don't live paycheck to paycheck and use less plastic at the same time!

      Do you have more than one pair of pants?! Then you've got excess money you could have saved.

      You know why rich people are rich? Because they buy one pair of $150 raw denim and wear that shit every day for 5 years without washing them to get the sick fadez and invest the rest of their money they would have blown on pants and laundry. Guess what you can do the same thing with Levi's 501s or 502s if you like a zipper for much cheaper...$60 full price. And if you find them on sale...$30...and if you get super lucky you can get 501s for $20 and 502s for $15.

      Ok so maybe that's not the best example, but you get the idea. There are a ton of ways to save money. You mentioned food. 40% of food gets thrown away. If you're average that means you can cut your food bill by 40% by just NOT BUYING SO MUCH THAT IT ROTS and you have to throw it out.

      The *economy* is fine. Particular segments and industries come and go. This has been true for at least 200 years and will continue to be true in the future.

    19. Re: As an American who's born the brunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Maybe you could convince them if you weren't busy pissing all over them and assuming they're idiots.

    20. Re:As an American who's born the brunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guess what...plants eat plastic:

      https://www.mnn.com/family/family-activities/blogs/bpa-plant-growth-study-yields-unexpected-results

    21. Re:As an American who's born the brunt by DogDude · · Score: 1

      It's hard not being short sighted when you live paycheck to paycheck.

      Most (not all) people live paycheck to paycheck because of poor life decisions: namely, having kids.

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    22. Re:As an American who's born the brunt by Subm · · Score: 1

      You're not making sense.

      It costs no extra time or money to bring a bag with you to the store to avoid getting new ones.

      Reducing consumption and reusing things you have saves money.

      Maybe it's not that your poverty is causing you to waste but that your waste is causing your poverty. In any case, why not reduce and reuse to save time and money if you aren't already?

    23. Re:As an American who's born the brunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've got to take care of population growth first. All environmental problems stem from there. This is where environmentalism and capitalism conflict, because without ever-growing populations earning a return on investments becomes almost impossible. The rent-seeking class would have to work to earn money, and they aren't going to let that happen without a few wars first.

    24. Re:As an American who's born the brunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've got to take care of population growth first.

      Already done. We passed "peak child" a decade or so ago; the total number of new people being born every year is steadily declining. The total population is still growing but only because it still skews young, so we're in the process of filling out the age brackets. Total population will peak at a little under 10B, then start to decline.

    25. Re:As an American who's born the brunt by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 0

      The small-town lifestyle is not sustainable, and only works when it's being subsidized by the cities. Most of these dying towns don't have any real industry left anyway, so it's time for the people there to pack up and leave. This idea that people in cities need to subsidize little meth infested burgs filled with uneducated disability recipients is bogus.

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    26. Re:As an American who's born the brunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, shit.

      I did a little googling and didn't find any really solid follow-up research. It figures though. There is no escaping plastic.

    27. Re:As an American who's born the brunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sure it's not really the other way around? What do you produce anyway?

    28. Re:As an American who's born the brunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of the plastic pollution doesn't come from rich first-world countries like the US: it comes from third-world countries that can afford plastics, but can't afford a decent trash-collection system, so their plastics end up in the ocean rather than in landfill.

      So your argument still applies - but rather than improve the lot of first-worlders who can't afford to update their phone every two years, we'd need to improve the lot of third-worlders until they can afford to care about their trash. Either that, or prevent them from getting access to plastics in the first place.

    29. Re:As an American who's born the brunt by yanyan · · Score: 1

      This raises the question: is one short-sighted because he lives paycheck to paycheck, or does one live paycheck to paycheck because he is short-sighted?

    30. Re:As an American who's born the brunt by DavidHumus · · Score: 1
      > What do you produce anyway?

      Well, there's capital markets, art, literature, entertainment, science and medicine; aside from that, almost nothing.

    31. Re: As an American who's born the brunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just because you hero, Orange 45, told you this is true it doesn't mean that it actually is true.

    32. Re:As an American who's born the brunt by jittles · · Score: 2

      I live in California, one of the most expensive states, and spend $13K a year while maintaining an apartment and car. So don't tell me you have to live paycheck to paycheck on $30K.

      You're going to have to provide more details than that. Are you in some rent controlled apartment in SF that you've been living in for the last 30 years? Because you couldn't get a studio where I grew up for $13k a year. Hell, I moved away for college to nowheres-ville so I could afford to move out and my apartment rent (in the ghetto) would have consumed much of that $13k you spend on ALL your expenses somehow. And that was years ago. That same apartment in the ghetto now would consume basically all of your $13k.

    33. Re: As an American who's born the brunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aren't all the red states inland? That'd leave the coastal blue states to be the ones littering the oceans.

    34. Re:As an American who's born the brunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You make it sound like CA is equally expensive everywhere. $13k a year for both the apartment and car is a good deal. I'm not in CA, but the cost of rent here is that much, or more, alone without the car. The car would add quite a bit to that.

      Perhaps rather than being holier than thou, you might want to actually inform yourself about what things are like for everybody. Not everybody can get cheap rent and if you're not making enough money to have real savings, it's virtually impossible to move to another region where things are going better as the cost of living there is usually even higher.

      You also completely ignore the question of whether or not $30k is enough to be paid. With wealth concentration being what it is, chances are that you're not being paid anywhere near what the work is worth.

    35. Re:As an American who's born the brunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really, there's an increasing share of people making minimum wage or barely better than minimum wage. You're going to be living paycheck to paycheck when you're making so little money and the cost of rent is so high.

      The really eye-opening thing is that it's not just the poor that are living paycheck to paycheck, but wealthy people as well. This points to broken economic policy and culture that encourage people to spend money they don't have on things they probably don't even need.

    36. Re: As an American who's born the brunt by losfromla · · Score: 1

      You apparently lack an ability to comprehend a very clear and basically solid argument. Was it too abstract for you? I'm guessing you don't have a job that requires critical thinking. Or you're just some low-budget right-wing corporatist troll.

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    37. Re:As an American who's born the brunt by losfromla · · Score: 1

      Yes, they really are that self-indulged and thoughtless. You think the Krotch brothers give a shit about the future? Those geriatric old fucks want to essentially destroy everything now so that the world dies with them. Because they're so old, they need this to happen fastly.

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    38. Re:As an American who's born the brunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are absolutely correct. Children are too damn expensive. Although I'm tempted to suggest a modest proposal, how about the even more obvious humanity terminating solution of no longer having children.

      For some reason I think your suggested cure might be worse than the problem

    39. Re:As an American who's born the brunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of the plastic pollution doesn't come from rich first-world countries like the US: it comes from third-world countries that can afford plastics (...)

      You're so enamored with this word that you don't realize it was invented by a 3rd-wordly person: Pandit Nehru. It wasn't designed as a curse or offense. It was designed as a defining word for the non-aligned countries.

      Well, My country, Brazil, one of those former non-aligned nations, recycles 80% of aluminum and 60% of plastics. We're doing our part. You, Mr. First World?

       

    40. Re: As an American who's born the brunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you should get a job and save some money? How is the fact that you are incapable of doing this my problem?

      Sorry, perhaps you missed it... FTFA:

      As you bite down into a delicious piece of fish, you probably don't think about what the fish itself ate -- but perhaps you should. More than 50 species of fish have been found to consume plastic trash at sea (alternative source - a little old). This is bad news, not only for fish but potentially also for humans who rely on fish for sustenance. Fish don't usually die as a direct result of feeding on the enormous quantities of plastic trash floating in the oceans. But that doesn't mean it's not harmful for them. Some negative effects that scientists have discovered when fish consume plastic include reduced activity rates and weakened schooling behavior, as well as compromised liver function. Most distressingly for people, toxic compounds that are associated with plastic transfer to and bioaccumulate in fish tissues. This is troubling because these substances could further bioaccumulate in people who consume fish that have eaten plastic. Numerous species sold for human consumption, including mackerel, striped bass and Pacific oysters, have been found with these toxic plastics in their stomachs.

    41. Re: As an American who's born the brunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The bluest city in my blue state just removed the requirement that children be vaccinated to attend because of teh autism. They're really into healing crystals and homeopathy. Red states do not have a monopoly on stupidity.

    42. Re:As an American who's born the brunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know why rich people are rich?

      You've clearly never met many rich people. Mr Pulled-up-by-his-bootstraps is so rare as to be an urban myth.

      You know why rich people are rich?

      Because their parents were rich. That covers the vast majority of cases.

    43. Re:As an American who's born the brunt by chihowa · · Score: 1

      Our society, whose economy depends on ever increasing growth, has made the production of the next generation a poor life decision...

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    44. Re:As an American who's born the brunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      APPS!

    45. Re:As an American who's born the brunt by dddux · · Score: 1

      Isn't it quite a bit harder to live from paycheck to no paycheck? You make it seem really hard to live from paycheck to paycheck. Just quit ffs.

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    46. Re: As an American who's born the brunt by VeryFluffyBunny · · Score: 1

      Florida's a blue state?

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  7. Re: Missing the real story by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Funny

    Perhaps he's creating a replacement for systemd. We can hope, right?

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  8. Let nature clean the ocean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If we stop fishing for 10 years the oceans will be pristine again.

  9. Re:Go fish... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Look at you jiggling in your overstressed office chair because you thought you found an error in someone else's grammar, askance.

    "Fish" is a collective noun, you nitwit. Fish as a concept. You can't count them.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    You dunce.

  10. don't take the bait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Holy mackerel! Some people have taken the bait, but there's no way this bio-accumulation is a red herring. You can tell a whale of a lie about it if you want, but the science is clear. Most of the lies come from catfishing accounts anyway - fake! Whenever I find those I just sit on my perch and clam up so I'm not doxxed through my squid proxy. They're mental shrimps, packed into troll factories like sardines. I try not to carp on it too much. Makes me crabby.

    If we learn to treat the environment better, even just for the halibut, the world will be our oyster, and we'll hum a happy tuna minute.

    1. Re:don't take the bait by LesFerg · · Score: 1

      ...packed into troll factories like sardines...

      Jeez I hope that's not in plastic packaging.

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  11. Plastic byproducts cause hormone imbalances... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And millennials eat a lot of fish. Is it a coincidence that so many millennials are transgender?

    1. Re: Plastic byproducts cause hormone imbalances... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is creimer a millennial? Or a fishes?

  12. Re: Go fish... by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 1

    âoeFishâ is a perfectly acceptable plural. Itâ(TM)s even in the dictionary.

  13. Re: Go fish... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i fuckn luv where grammer not-sees sho they're ass

  14. Cue the slavers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who will tell us that we need some big government regulations to solve a problem they read about in the Washington Post. Or that socialism must be implemented to save humanity. Or some other bullshit.

    Authoritarians all. Might as well be feudal lords for all it matters to them. As long as they've got their boot on your neck.

    1. Re:Cue the slavers by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes, how dare there be regulations to prevent build up of plastics in ecosystems, and ultimately in human stomachs. What a crime. People should be free to pollute, because that's their Invisible Hand-given right, and anyone who says otherwise is a filthy Communist.

      Now excuse me, there's a metric tonne of rotting fish guts I need to drop adjacent to a certain AC's property, because the Invisible Hand says it's fine to make other peoples' lives unhealthy, and there's nothing they should ever be allowed to do about it, except die quietly.

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    2. Re: Cue the slavers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anonymous Coward here. Thanks for the fish guts. I live in a predominantly Hindu neighborhood and it improved the smell considerably.

  15. Nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nonsense, everyone knows fish won't eat plastic. This is all some kind of liberal conspiracy to try to make us feel guilty about throwing away our garbage.

  16. Re:Go fish... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cock eggs! Cock eggs! Cock eggs!

  17. Re:Go fish... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Keep the trolling to the web.

  18. Re:I have a solution by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    A fish will eat whatever can fit into its mouth.

  19. Fishes are stupid! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fishes are stupid!

  20. Re:I have a solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    rule 34?

  21. Re:Go fish... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Grow up, asshole.

    Yeah, I'll be mature like you from now on.

    the correct word is "fishes.

    If this were a biology website. As it is, the headline is correct.

    If only you could lose weight as easily as you lose arguments, huh Heavy Chris?

  22. Don't pollute. Don't eat fish. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Two birds. Fish are yucky anyway.

    1. Re: Don't pollute. Don't eat fish. by Jesus+H+Rolle · · Score: 1

      Two stones, actually.

  23. Suspect vs obvious by manu0601 · · Score: 1

    People looking for a healthier diet should worry about plastic in fish indeed. But here we speak about suspected problems for which we have no much data.

    On the other hand, we have a lot of data about unhealthy stuff that is very common in people diets: trans fats, refined sugar, fried food. First try to reduce that, and think about plastic in fish next.

    1. Re:Suspect vs obvious by burtosis · · Score: 1

      You should be thinking about the mercury in fish first, especially if you are a female of child bearing age, or are still a child . People love to eat predatory fish and they have the highest mercury concentrations. Some from natural sources but the majority is from coal power. There isn't a pristine aquatic location left, mercury pollution is now a global problem in both fresh and salt water.

    2. Re:Suspect vs obvious by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      fats, refined sugar, fried food. First try to reduce that, and think about plastic in fish next.

      Screw healthy, just get plastic surgery.

  24. Re:I have a solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  25. It's OK by PPH · · Score: 0

    I had the chicken.

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  26. Doesn't Matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the sea, fish eat fish. On land, chicken eat chicken parts, and cow eat cow parts. So which is better?

  27. You're missing the point by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    the lives of the working class are already so hard that anything would push them over the edge. That bottle of soda, that 6 pack of beer and that microwavable lunch are the bare minimum needed to see them through the day. That's life when you're working two full time jobs to keep a roof over your head and still not making it.

    If I let the environment go to hell tomorrow so I can make it through today I'm still ahead by one day. By 'everyone's' problem you mean what's left of the middle class. That's the problem. The few people that held onto a middle class life abandoned the ones that didn't. Now they're upset that those people are trashing their nice lives and nice world. I see something similar with all these pundits asking "Why are White Men so angry?". They're angry because they don't have jobs or if they do those jobs can't support a family. Now we've got thugs organizing them to march lockstep chanting about jews replacing them...

    TL;DR: Abandon your working class at your peril.

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    1. Re:You're missing the point by omnichad · · Score: 1

      The money doesn't come from you, it comes from the people that employ you. Even if they try to say they can't afford to pay you as much as result, that's a lie.

      The stock market has a huge influence on this. A small private corporation only has to pay its employees and CEO a salary and cover operational expenses. A publicly traded corporation needs corporate profit to survive and pay its shareholders money time and again. They get this extra money by squeezing everything dry from top to bottom - from buying regulatory freedom to cutting wages to the bare minimum except at the very top. Stock investment is like a loan, except you're never ever going to have the interest paid off (unless you privatize by buying out all the shares).

      tl;dr You and the environment are both victims of greed.

    2. Re:You're missing the point by ichimunki · · Score: 1

      If you're working two full-time jobs, maybe you should stop wasting money on soda and beer and drink tap water?

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    3. Re:You're missing the point by chihowa · · Score: 1

      You're right that these are a waste of money... but soda and (crappy) beer are remarkably cheap are hypothetically the only indulgences left in this guy's life. Switching to tap water will save him a couple hundred dollars a year (0.5% of his two minimum wage full time jobs), not really improving his financial situation, while significantly diminishing his quality of life.

      Our current political situation is largely due to your sort of thinking, where people living in the relative lap of luxury are telling the working poor to give up every remaining shred of luxury, which doesn't actually lead to any improvement to their lot in life, in order to appease their out-of-touch and hypocritical sense of "ethics".

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  28. Listen to yourself by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    I live in California, one of the most expensive states, and spend $13K a year while maintaining an apartment and car. So don't tell me you have to live paycheck to paycheck on $30K.

    Instead of asking yourself why you're only making $13/k a year you're looking down on folks struggling at $30k. That's exactly what your supposed to be doing, if you ask the ruling class. They've got you, me and everyone in the working class fighting among ourselves.

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    1. Re:Listen to yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy selective reading, Batman.

      The point is that your income and living paycheck-to-paycheck are almost entirely orthogonal. You can live paycheck-to-paycheck on a six-figure income, and many do. You can also live frugally and save for a rainy day on a very low income. Granted that there comes a point where your income is simply inadequate to eat, even after you've downsized your housing to the cheapest available option, given up all luxuries, etc. But very, very few of the Americans living paycheck to paycheck are in that category.

      I know you really want to turn everything into class warfare, but your argument has no legs in this case. If you want to talk about inequality, or about the difficulty of improving one's economic situation, fine. But for almost everyone doing it, living paycheck to paycheck is just foolishness.

    2. Re:Listen to yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He didn't say he makes 13k a year, he says he spends 13k a year.
      He could be making 130k a year for all you know.

      It's all in how you save / spend, regardless of your income.

      I spend alot lesser then the average working adult per month, and have spare money to splurge on stuff.
      Just bought a 200 USD pair of jeans (D'Artisan 107 - figure that jeans will last me for an easy 3 to 5 years of hard use. Good quality material) and even a 120 USD mouse (was an instant decission since friend was buying and the shop offered a discount if both of us bought it - Asus ROG Spatha). I got ample money to spend on myself, if I chose to, but on average, I barely spend above the bare minimum. I don't even spend 1k a month, most months, lol. My clubbing days are pretty much over, it's been maybe 3 months since I went out for a drink. I don't bother going to the cinema. I don't go star bucks.

      Usually when my friends and I meet, we probably spend 5 to 10 bucks each, at most, at a regular place on a couple of cold drinks, maybe a meal and that will burn the whole evening.

      I don't need a fancy house or car or whatever fancy latest apple device.

      My bro is also like me in that sense. I think he has saved up close to 300k CASH in his bank account and he is just in his mid 30s now.

      Even my phone is almost 2 years old and am just considering getting it changed (LG G4). And I don't expect to be buying whatever new Iphone is coming next or the latest Samsung or whatever over priced "flag ship" device if I don't have a need for the capabilities provided by that device. (How many people seriously need / use 6 GB ram on a mobile phone? Or for that matter quad cores?)

      Sometimes it's amusing how much people need as a "minimum". lol.

    3. Re:Listen to yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GP said they had $13k of expenses, not $13k of income. Big difference.

    4. Re:Listen to yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You can also live frugally and save for a rainy day on a very low income. "

      Holy out of touch with reality, Batman.

      I"m guessing you've never experienced ANY sort of scarcity: food, shelter, clothing, income. Because if you had, you'd never say something that utterly clueless.

  29. Solidarity by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    That's what the working class needs. Right now we're getting picked apart fighting among ourselves. We need to start guaranteeing _everyone_ a good life. The trouble is that means sometimes people who don't do any work get to live OK. And that really, really rankles about 20% of the population. We need them to get over it and fast or we're heading for a dark age.

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  30. Yummology by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    So why are fish eating plastic? According to studies cited in the report, plastic debris may smell attractive to marine organisms.

    I hear it tastes like plastic chicken.

  31. Don't beat around the bush: it's Capitalism by Uberbah · · Score: 1

    If you're an environmentalist then you've got to take care of the economy first.

    So you're going to help environmentalists take care of capitalism? It is what is directly responsible for both low wages and mass pollution.

    1. Re:Don't beat around the bush: it's Capitalism by gDLL · · Score: 0

      His statement is quite logical. Why would you think environmentalism is responsable for low wages and mass pollution ?? That's probably not what you meant but i'm hoping you're not that naive to blame low wages on the free market.

  32. 3rd world countries / 90% of polution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where does all this trash come from? Go look on google for images off trash on beaches. It's NOT the US or 1st world countries. Maybe in some minor places, but not on the whole. Check Asia, polluting there is so common place as to be shocking to true environmentalists. Clean up the 90% first instead of picking on the cleanest countries in the world.

  33. (blank) by Chryana · · Score: 1

    Post to undo moderation error.

  34. Welcome to the free market! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, you're already living the dream?

  35. Re: I have a solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Sort of like you, creimer?

    Actually, i digestible plastic may be a good strategy for you to not exceed that 1500 calorie per day target! Consider it!

  36. I am the ruling class by gDLL · · Score: 0

    I am the ruling class, and we are telling you that what you think you're suppose to be doing and what you're suppose to be doing are in your case probably opposites.

  37. workers unite! by gDLL · · Score: 0

    Yeah, and also we need to get them over this illusion of private property. Or personal freedom. Marxists such as yourself always think that, in a totalitarian society where people have been properly trained to think only correctly, it will be them that lead society. Guess what, it won't. After Lenin comes Stalin. And after Stalin come some little Stalins. Btw for the history impaired Stalin's profession was highway-robber. Ever think you're making things worse? Ever think why DJT was voted ? Ever think about who was considered as worse than the nazis in '30s Germany so the nazis got votes ?

  38. Could be an Evolutionary Advantage by nucrash · · Score: 1

    Think about it this way. Several fish are on their way to extinction due to being over-fished. If we were no long able to consume many of these fish, if they find a way to thrive, they will return to previous population levels in the ocean and we won't be predators any longer which give other species opportunities. At some point either the plastic will hopefully break down and be consumed or our species will die off at which point fish will out last us. If they don't thrive, so long and thanks for all the fish.

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  39. The ocen is dying. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Data taken directly from "Soylent Oceanographic Survey Report, 2015 to 2019", right on schedule.

  40. So why are fish eating plastic? by jrvz · · Score: 1

    "If it floats it's food" is a rule that's worked well for a very long time. Maybe longer than photosynthesis.

    1. Re:So why are fish eating plastic? by dddux · · Score: 1

      So you eat plastics too? Well, I suppose it's got some vitamins, too... I'm glad someone is taking care of our environment. Thanks!

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  41. Re:Go fish... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's non-standard English. The plural belongs to species, not fish. So, even if fishes were an acceptable plural of fish, which it isn't, it would still be incorrect. You wouldn't say species of cats, species of trees or species of bees, would you? So, why would fish be any different?

    This is one of the reasons why you have to be careful about grammar resources, they're usually wrong. Fishes is nonstandard English and your example breaks multiple grammar rules and people aren't going to accept it as correct.

    If you don't mind sounding like a moron, then using fishes is fine, otherwise, let's leave it to mobsters threatening to have people sleep with the fishes.

  42. Re:Go fish... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    So, why would fish be any different?

    As a tropical fish owner, fish refers to one specie and fishes refer to many species.

  43. Re:Go fish... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a tropical fish owner, fish refers to one specie and fishes refer to many species.

    As a tropical fish owner and a fisherman and a fish eater and an English teacher, the plural form "fish" refers to one or multiple species, and is the most commonly used plural form of the singular word "fish."

    The plural form "fishes" is used only in specific contexts, where additional precision is required or desired - it specifically refers to multiple species of fish, but it need not be used if the precision is not warranted.

    If I see a trout, a marlin, and a salmon swimming around, it is perfectly acceptable for me to say, "look, there's 3 fish, and they're eating plastic!" If for some reason the fact that there were multiple species of fish that I was observing were *important,* I could say "look, there's 3 fishes, and they're eating plastic!" It would also be perfectly acceptable to say, "look, there's representatives of 3 species of fish, and they're eating plastic!"

    There is no rule that says you must "always use fishes to refer to multiple species of fish." The grammarist site you linked to doesn't even say that, it simply says that "fishes" is used in a specific way in a biological context, and in idiomatic expressions such as you'll find in the Godfather - "Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes." If you're a gangster, or a biologist who requires a specific degree of precision, then by all means, use fishes. But if it's not particularly relevant, or you don't like sounding stilted, "fish" is perfectly acceptable proper English.

    With English, as with the perl programming maxim, "there's more than one way to do it." And that's perfectly okay in a language where expressiveness is more important than arbitrary and constant precision.

  44. Re:Go fish... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fish refers to one specie and fishes refer to many species

    So, Mr. Grammar Nazi, the word "fish" refers to a single piece of money in the form of coin?

    It helps if you don't come across like a fucking idiot when you're trying to correct other people.

    AFK, bros, got a handful of fish in my pocket that I need to go feed into the meter, and maybe the soda machine.

  45. Re:I have a solution by dddux · · Score: 1

    "A fish will eat whatever can fit into its mouth." Sounds more like humans to me. Just add "fried" to it.

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  46. oysters? by mcswell · · Score: 1

    Oysters aren't fish, they're not even vertebrates (nor chordates). And the original technical article (here: https://www.nature.com/article...) did NOT say that the oysters ate plastic, on the contrary, "The Pacific oysters came from aquaculture in urban bays and had anthropogenic debris composed entirely of fibers." (The scientists were not able to ID the fibers; could have been cotton, could have been polyester, or...) In fact, the vast majority of the "anthropogenic" materials the study found in fish caught on the west coast of the US were fibers, not (necessarily) plastic. Plastic was only common in fish bought at a market in Indonesia. (I don't know how much of the seafood we eat comes from Indonesia, nor what fish caught in other places besides Indonesia and the west coast of the US might ingest.)

    That said, I do think it would be good to reduced the amount of plastic in the ocean.