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A Few Bad Scientists Are Threatening To Topple Taxonomy (smithsonianmag.com)

From a report: To study life on Earth, you need a system. Ours is Linnaean taxonomy, the model started by Swedish biologist Carl Linnaeus in 1735. Linnaeus's two-part species names, often Latin-based, consist of both a genus name and a species name, i.e. Homo sapiens. Like a library's Dewey Decimal system for books, this biological classification system has allowed scientists around the world to study organisms without confusion or overlap for nearly 300 years. But, like any library, taxonomy is only as good as its librarians -- and now a few rogue taxonomists are threatening to expose the flaws within the system. Taxonomic vandals, as they're referred to within the field, are those who name scores of new taxa without presenting sufficient evidence for their finds. Like plagiarists trying to pass off others' work as their own, these glory-seeking scientists use others' original research in order to justify their so-called "discoveries." "It's unethical name creation based on other people's work," says Mark Scherz, a herpetologist who recently named a new species of fish-scaled gecko. "It's that lack of ethical sensibility that creates that problem." The goal of taxonomic vandalism is often self-aggrandizement. Even in such an unglamorous field, there is prestige and reward -- and with them, the temptation to misbehave. "If you name a new species, there's some notoriety to it," Thomson says. "You get these people that decide that they just want to name everything, so they can go down in history as having named hundreds and hundreds of species." The problem may be getting worse, thanks to the advent of online publishing and loopholes in the species naming code. With vandals at large, some researchers are less inclined to publish or present their work publicly for fear of being scooped, taxonomists told me. "Now there's a hesitation to present our data publically, and that's how scientists communicate," Thomson says. "The problem that causes is that you don't know who is working on what, and then the scientists start stepping on each other's toes."

79 comments

  1. Blockchain to the rescue? by El+Cubano · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I know blockchain is a bit tired at this point, but this sounds like the right sort of application for it. In order to successfully publish you would have to get enough people to accept your contribution. Because, as has been shown time and again, peer-review publications are not acting as the gatekeepers they make themselves out to be.

    1. Re:Blockchain to the rescue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In order to successfully publish you would have to get enough people to accept your contribution.

      So you propose having people review your work in order for it to be accepted ...

      Because, as has been shown time and again, peer-review publications are not acting as the gatekeepers they make themselves out to be.

      ... because having people reviewing your work in order for it to be accepted has been shown to not work.

    2. Re:Blockchain to the rescue? by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      ... because having people reviewing your work in order for it to be accepted has been shown to not work.

      Because....?

      Because people can bypass them - as explained in the summary.

      A blockchain system could, ummm, block them from publishing until the peers have done their job.

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    3. Re:Blockchain to the rescue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So is the reason that "blockchain technology" always comes up for no reason in slashdot posts because the site is owned by BizX? I suspect this is the case.

    4. Re:Blockchain to the rescue? by El+Cubano · · Score: 2

      Because, as has been shown time and again, peer-review publications are not acting as the gatekeepers they make themselves out to be.

      ...because having people reviewing your work in order for it to be accepted has been shown to not work.

      Which is not what I said. The problem is not the peer reviewers themselves, it is the publications. There are enough scientific publications who claim to have a robust peer review process, but which have been shown to be far below the standard they claim, as to make them suspect. There have been stories of researches that have used machine-generated nonsense papers as submissions to supposedly peer-reviewed publications where the submissions were accepted.

      One of the deficiencies with peer review is that is usually done blind. That does have benefits, when executed properly, but again that is usually the problem. If I trust Dr. Soandso at the University of Nowhere in Particular and he accepts something, then I am more likely to accept it. Versus, a paper that got published after being reviewed (or not reviewed) by an unknown number and population of reviewers of unknown qualification, I would rather base my acceptance on the evaluation done by someone I know and trust. It's not perfect, but I think it has to be better than what we have now.

    5. Re:Blockchain to the rescue? by El+Cubano · · Score: 1

      So is the reason that "blockchain technology" always comes up for no reason in slashdot posts because the site is owned by BizX? I suspect this is the case.

      I don't even know what BizX is, so I suspect that was not my motivation for bringing it up. My motivation was more in the observation that this particular application might actually be suitable, as opposed to most every other time I have seen it proposed where the application is not suitable.

    6. Re:Blockchain to the rescue? by nasch · · Score: 1

      How does blockchain help? Unscrupulous publications presumably would not use it. The good ones are already requiring work to be reviewed before it is accepted.

    7. Re:Blockchain to the rescue? by spikenerd · · Score: 1

      Currently, editors usually solicit 3 (or so) reviews. If one of them finds serious flaws and the other two say it's a great paper, the editor thinks mean things about those two posers and avoids inviting them to review again. How does your block-chain idea handle this? The most ingenious ideas are rarely popular at first. About the last thing we ever want to do is make publication into a popularity contest. Only fools compute average ratings when evaluating scientific papers.

    8. Re:Blockchain to the rescue? by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      The invocation of "blockchain woo" in IT seems to be developing in the same way as "quantum woo" in physics.

    9. Re:Blockchain to the rescue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      >Because, as has been shown time and again, peer-review publications are not acting as the gatekeepers they make themselves out to be.

      That's not really the issue here, because the names in question aren't even peer reviewed! They are published in self-published "journals" but the ICZN doesn't actually require peer review for a name to be valid. So you can essentially just churn out thousands of "species" using your basement-printed "journal" with no underlying backing and hope some stick.

    10. Re:Blockchain to the rescue? by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Because checking blockchains can be completely automated.

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    11. Re:Blockchain to the rescue? by nasch · · Score: 1

      I think I'm missing something about your proposal. It seems to me the two main problems with scientific publications in question here are publications that don't really do peer review, and peer reviewers who sign off on a submission without really giving it a thorough examination. How does "checking blockchains" solve either of those problems?

  2. Taxonomy of Bread Fasteners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    http://www.horg.com/

    1. Re:Taxonomy of Bread Fasteners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you so much for this. I just spent hours there.

  3. The Smithsonian Are Bigoted Haters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    From the article:

    Linnaeus's two-part species names, often Latin-based, consist of both a genus name and a species name, i.e. Homo sapiens.

    Why Homo sapiens? The fact that they chose a species that includes white male christians should not go unchallenged. Very problematic. How convenient that they left out Homo erectus, a much more wholesome species.

    1. Re:The Smithsonian Are Bigoted Haters by GLMDesigns · · Score: 3, Funny

      I don't know sounds too phallic too me. If you want to be inclusive: How about Homo Flaccid instead? Or Homo Labia. Or Homo FoMe?

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    2. Re:The Smithsonian Are Bigoted Haters by parkinglot777 · · Score: 1

      From the article:

      Linnaeus's two-part species names, often Latin-based, consist of both a genus name and a species name, i.e. Homo sapiens.

      Why Homo sapiens? The fact that they chose a species that includes white male christians should not go unchallenged. Very problematic. How convenient that they left out Homo erectus, a much more wholesome species.

      From your quote, the 'Homo sapiens' is just an example to illustrate how the two-part species names would look like. You just pick and choose what you want to see to make a nonsensical comment.

      Then again, the main characteristic of Homo sapiens is not derived from "white male christians" but rather wise-man (modern human) which covers a whole lot of different subspecies. On the other hand, Homo electus main characteristic is standing upright.

      You just want to troll people and attempt to pull in racial political BS into the discussion. You are the problematic, not TFA.

  4. WHO. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Taxonomic vandals?
    Could you name a few of them?

    1. Re:WHO. by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

      Well, there's George. And Rudy. And Stacey. And don't forget Pat (I'm just not sure if Pat is male or female.).

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    2. Re: WHO. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're not sure if Pat is male or female, here's a clue: Pat is dating Chris.

  5. finally able to acknowledge missing monkey hymens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fake history & heritage fairytail no longer holding hostages (us) attention,, authored by a few inbred psychos' hired goons,, neverwas is where we're scheduled to depart to.. cease fire stand down,, there's moms & babys in (what's left) of all our towns.. sing along.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvy2k434Klk

  6. What an asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/t

  7. Re:'Vandal' is racist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well! I am highly offended that you would consider being called a Vandal derogatory and hence having to point out that it's being racist!

    It's like saying White bread is bad for you or White sugar or Brown sugar. As a matter of fact, I am going to file a complaint with the European courts against Nestle for using "Brown sugar" in their recipes!

    Am I doing this right? Don't mind me, I LOVE screwing with my Berkeley family members in this way.

  8. Re:'Vandal' is racist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Vandals haven't been a people for 1500 years, you Neanderthal goth.

  9. Re:'Vandal' is racist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No one cares when said ethnic group dispersed and was integrated into other cultures nearly 1500 years ago.

  10. Re:'Vandal' is racist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Naming animals is now a criminal act. What will Liberals think up next.

  11. Crispr creations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where do the mutants and chimeras created by Crispr fit into any scheme?

  12. Re:'Vandal' is racist. by GLMDesigns · · Score: 0

    That's exactly right. Not only that we should make it a punishable offense to say villain or sinister. After all, in doing so, we are vilifying whole communities.

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  13. I just discovered two new species of lizard! by cirby · · Score: 1

    One is brown with black and red spots, while the other is brown with red and black spots.

    Totally different!

    1. Re:I just discovered two new species of lizard! by GLMDesigns · · Score: 1

      How do you know he isn't red and black spotted with a brown background. I mean, like duh.

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    2. Re:I just discovered two new species of lizard! by cirby · · Score: 2

      THREE species!

  14. The kind of people who care about this are dumb. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The negative stereotype thing is stupid anyway. Gypsies engaged in a lot of petty theft, and Jews were often moneylenders and efficient merchants. American Indians often had conflicting ideas of property rights from white people.

    The truth hurts.

  15. Re:'Vandal' is racist. by GLMDesigns · · Score: 0

    Assimilated or appropriate? Nay murdered by the evil white man. Is there no end to their depravity?

    /sarc for you idiotic SJWs

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  16. Re:'Vandal' is racist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    That sounds barbaric.

  17. Professional society is the correct solution by LeftCoastThinker · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The best solution is to have a professional society that elects boards to review submissions for official taxonomical names. If it is true that there are just a few bad actors, they can be blacklisted and their names circulated to the media at large, preventing them from claiming the right to name a new "discovery" that they are attempting to hijack from another researcher or group. The society could also publish clear rules about naming and who has the right to name. Once it is clearly delineated, violators can be rightly blacklisted from ever making official, new names.

    I suspect, though it is not spelled out in the article that this is likely not much of a problem in the US or Europe, but in other regions of the world where there is less funding and more pressure on scientists to produce results, and less penalty for stealing other people's research.

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    1. Re:Professional society is the correct solution by te11 · · Score: 1

      Opt opt

    2. Re:Professional society is the correct solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Professional societies have a history of doing the opposite as well. High ranking or otherwise popular figures stealing the work of others has been a tradition in science for centuries.

      Worse, having a group of elect that new scientists need to kowtow to in order to be deemed worthy of the field breeds orthodox dogma. Scientific progress stagnates.

    3. Re:Professional society is the correct solution by parkinglot777 · · Score: 2

      The best solution is to have a professional society that elects boards to review submissions for official taxonomical names. If it is true that there are just a few bad actors, they can be blacklisted and their names circulated to the media at large, preventing them from claiming the right to name a new "discovery" that they are attempting to hijack from another researcher or group. The society could also publish clear rules about naming and who has the right to name. Once it is clearly delineated, violators can be rightly blacklisted from ever making official, new names.

      I suspect, though it is not spelled out in the article that this is likely not much of a problem in the US or Europe, but in other regions of the world where there is less funding and more pressure on scientists to produce results, and less penalty for stealing other people's research.

      Actually, this conflict of taxonomical naming has been going on for a quite a while already. There is something that TFA doesn't point out and it seems to be quite a red flag to me.

      From TFA:

      According to the official record of species names, governed by the International Commission of Zoological Nomenclature (ICZN), the snake belongs to the genus Spracklandus. What you don’t know is that almost no taxonomists use that name. Instead, most researchers use the unofficial name that pops up in Wikipedia and most scientific journal articles: Afronaja.

      I have searched the word "Spracklandus" related to snake and I found this Conference Paper - January 2015. One interesting point is that the paper is attacking the person who was pushing the word "Spracklandus" to become an official snake genus. Now who is doing the real vandalism??? I don't know...

    4. Re:Professional society is the correct solution by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 2

      I suspect, though it is not spelled out in the article that this is likely not much of a problem in the US or Europe, but in other regions of the world where there is less funding and more pressure on scientists to produce results, and less penalty for stealing other people's research.

      You suspect it is Chinese scientists, in other words. But the article itself is specifically pointing at a couple Australian gentlemen.

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    5. Re:Professional society is the correct solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You suspect it is Chinese scientists, in other words.

      If your definition of "not Europe or the United States" is China, then yes. When you have to go out and work to interpret things in a particular way to find offense, it should be time to re-evaluate your life. But, then, if you're that kind of person, introspection is probably not your strong suit.

    6. Re:Professional society is the correct solution by erapert · · Score: 1

      The best solution is to have a professional society that elects boards to review submissions for official taxonomical names.

      Your solution to the problem of corruption in the scientific community is to add money to the equation?

    7. Re:Professional society is the correct solution by LeftCoastThinker · · Score: 1

      Professional societies are typically run by volunteers with few if any paid positions, very often in the case of science and academia so you can put that activity on your CV... not sure where you are seeing money, not that it is inherently a problem. I am assuming you get money to do your job properly and that works out OK?

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    8. Re:Professional society is the correct solution by LeftCoastThinker · · Score: 1

      AC put it pretty well:

      "If your definition of "not Europe or the United States" is China, then yes. When you have to go out and work to interpret things in a particular way to find offense, it should be time to re-evaluate your life. But, then, if you're that kind of person, introspection is probably not your strong suit."

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  18. Know when to use i.e. (not the browser) by Provocateur · · Score: 4, Informative

    Know when to use i.e. and when to use e.g.

    e.g.=exempli gratia="For example"
    i.e.=id est="that is"

    A bad browser e.g. internet explorer

    But this crowd can tolerate such things better than this grammar nazi can.

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    1. Re:Know when to use i.e. (not the browser) by theendlessnow · · Score: 4, Funny

      I believe it is also correct to say:

      A bad browser i.e. internet explorer

      Perhaps another example would be better:

      Another example e.g. A bad president i.e. Donald Trump

      Or a clear example e.g. A good farmer e.i.e.i.o. Old MacDonald

    2. Re:Know when to use i.e. (not the browser) by sexconker · · Score: 2

      Know when to use i.e. and when to use e.g.

      e.g.=exempli gratia="For example"
      i.e.=id est="that is"

      A bad browser e.g. internet explorer

      But this crowd can tolerate such things better than this grammar nazi can.

      "e.g." more closely translates to "example given" or "free example". Neither fits in grammatically with how it's used (i.e., "e.g., whatever"). You'd likely want a colon or perhaps a hyphen instead of the meager comma (which you yourself have omitted). (And fuck your style guide that likes to ignore and collapse punctuation.)

      Beyond that, how can you call yourself a Grammar Nazi? Your post is riddled with flaws such as a lack of punctuation and a lack of proper casing.

    3. Re:Know when to use i.e. (not the browser) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A bad browser i.e. internet explorer

      It would be correct if you mean that Internet Explorer is the only bad browser - that "bad browser" and "internet explorer" mean the same thing. Think of it this way:

      i.e. = In other words
      e.g. = for example

  19. For example: Rinos by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 5, Funny

    For example, the six types of Rinos:

    1. White
    2. Black
    3. Indian
    4. Javan
    5. Sumatran
    6. Republican
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  20. The history of taxonomy (systematics)... by Uncle_Meataxe · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This is an odd post for the Slashdot crowd as systematics is a somewhat esoteric field even among biologists. The truth is that there have always been wars between the "splitters" and the "lumpers," the former happily naming lots of new species while the latter arguing against such foolishness. The thing is that the only people who care about such nuances are the systematists themselves and maybe ecologists who are trying to use their naming system to classify ecosystems, etc. What I've found maddening is that systematists often seemed to care little about the definition of "species." If you have a continuum of organisms with slightly varying morphology, where do you draw species lines? Can they interbreed? Lots of basic biology ignored in the mad dash to name everything. It's a hard problem.

    1. Re:The history of taxonomy (systematics)... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lots of basic biology ignored in the mad dash to name everything. It's a hard problem.

      This is where I thought the article was going to go when I read the headline... All too often small populations with a morphology difference are given separate species name when in human terms they'd be so closely related we would literally call them cousins.

    2. Re:The history of taxonomy (systematics)... by halivar · · Score: 2

      Splitters!!!! *spit*

    3. Re:The history of taxonomy (systematics)... by PPH · · Score: 0

      Problems arose when the definition of species was given status as part of law. You can draw the lines anywhere you want scientifically. Either a continuum or a bunch of discrete lumps will do, depending on the questions asked. But when it became politically expedient to give a local gopher family it's own classification to stop a shopping center from being built, biologists just sold their souls to the devil.

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    4. Re:The history of taxonomy (systematics)... by sexconker · · Score: 1

      I mean, we've got a "fish-scaled gecko" in the summary. Is it a fish? Is it a reptile? Is it an amphibian? How do we even get to the "gecko" part if it has fish scales?
      Then of course there's the platypus.

      Taxonomy is like Whose Line Is It Anyway?. The rules are made up and the points don't matter.

    5. Re:The history of taxonomy (systematics)... by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Die, you lumper scum!

    6. Re:The history of taxonomy (systematics)... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the point of this sub-thread is that nothing so dramatic was necessary to make some biologists want to create a proliferation of species names, they want to do it almost for its own sake. Some people just want to name things. It makes them sleep better at night.

    7. Re:The history of taxonomy (systematics)... by Uncle_Meataxe · · Score: 2

      You may like to tack some political agenda onto what systematists do but I can tell you that it happens regularly without any thought to environmentalism or politics. Take for example naming species of algae -- an inordinate amount of splitting has been done with species (and subspecies and varieties!). Can you imagine how such splitting could help stop development of *anything*? My experience is that biologists don't tend to do things like systematics for political reasons.

    8. Re:The history of taxonomy (systematics)... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Speaking as a biologist, this issue isn't about lumpers or splitters. Instead, this is about people who self publish massive numbers of frivolous names in their own journals. The issue isn't that they are splitters (though they generally are) it's that they clog up the nomenclature with lots of names that lack proper backing, and then if the backing does appear _they_ claim they did the naming because the official name is the first one.

    9. Re:The history of taxonomy (systematics)... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      biologists don't tend to do things like systematics for political reasons.

      No. But they allow it to be misused for those reasons.

    10. Re:The history of taxonomy (systematics)... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Systemics is too esoteric for /. ?!
      You serious? This site shits out grammar nazi posts left, right and center.
      That's a sub-category of Systemics in most senses as it tries to group proper semantics to create a nice big glorious whole.
      It has constant fighting as well. Good example is the arguments over i or I in English, neither have any formal rules that are consistent, but then, English and consistent are not equal even in an advanced sense. English is likely the most dynamic language around, even more so then C++ and everyone knows how much of a disaster that language is, and that's just textual and more logic and mathematical based.
      Oh god, I just had a horrible thought, spoken C++.
      We also goes on all the time about proper naming and terminology, as well as not using overly-broad descriptions, introductions, or simple ones for Reddit-tier kiddies that have flooded the site in recent years who don't RTFM.

      Also, lumpers can get fucked. Things should be highly split with links to show relations. Those links preferably being in name-form. (sub-divisions all the way down)
      It makes things much simpler than lumping things under generic labels. Also stops people re-identifying the same damn species over and over, or trying to name it.
      It also works better for storage and retrieval.
      What I would be more for is more structured and systematic naming to be used to simplify the process.
      Use data that is unlikely to change over at the least 100 years, so town names, river names, dates, etc. Countries are, even now, still dynamic. There's been entire (quite large) countries come out of one in the last century alone. There might be a few new ones if Scotland leaves the UK, with more issues in Spain, Ukraine, US (Cali possibly, I'd laugh).
      Or try to make public naming more popular and get people pay to provide money in to the system and help more research be done. And yes, even go with silly memetic bullshit like "toady mctoadface". Why? Because grow a fucking funny bone, this is why the industry as a whole is barely known about. Science can be funny. In fact, the funnier, the better it is remembered. Actual scientific fact. (outside of genetic freaks that remember bad memories more)

    11. Re:The history of taxonomy (systematics)... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Christ, I typed Systematics as Systemics several times. How embarrassing.
      That's telling me to go to bed. Literally just back from a holiday.

  21. "Life or Death" Situation by Beerdood · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I'm not trying to downplay the importance of taxonomy in biology, but this is a really incredulous scenario in the first few paragraphs of this article. Was this the best "real-life" scenario the author could come up with where taxonomy somehow results in a potential life-or-death situation?

    Before you go rushing to the hospital in search of antivenin, you’re going to want to look up exactly what kind of snake you’re dealing with. But the results are confusing. According to the official record of species names, governed by the International Commission of Zoological Nomenclature (ICZN), the snake belongs to the genus Spracklandus. What you don’t know is that almost no taxonomists use that name. Instead, most researchers use the unofficial name that pops up in Wikipedia and most scientific journal articles: Afronaja. ...This might sound like semantics. But for you, it could mean the difference between life and death.

    Seriously, who the hell would walk into a hospital and simply mention the genus of the snake that bit them? Someone mauled by a bear arriving at a hospital wouldn't say a member of the Ursus genus mauled me. Assuming they had enough time to wiki-search the snake while they're rushed to the hospital, they'd barge in with a picture of the snake that bit them and ask for an antidote. If for some reason, the bitten victim is in some sort of delirious Hodor-like state and is unable to communicate any words other than "Spracklandus, Spracklandus , Spracklandus !!", then we'd also have to assume the doctor is unable to research this and gets the wrong snake. And then we'd have to assume that the confirmed snake that bit the patient is visually close enough for the confirmation to be technically the wrong snake, but somehow the anti-venom that's administered is too different to be effective from the actual snake, and the patient dies. And then if this did happen, it would happen once as a freak accident, and policy would change to avoid this scenario from happening in the future.

    There's so many levels of unbelievably stupid with this possible scenario. If this is the best worst scenario they can come up with to reassure the readers of the importance of taxonomy - well this leads me to believe it's far less important than I originally assumed.

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    1. Re:"Life or Death" Situation by sexconker · · Score: 1

      There's so many levels of unbelievably stupid with this possible scenario. If this is the best worst scenario they can come up with to reassure the readers of the importance of taxonomy - well this leads me to believe it's far less important than I originally assumed.

      The lady doth protest too much.

  22. Oh, I don't know ... by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

    ... maybe some kind if computer system where an original author could plant a flag claiming IP?

    Just a thought.

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  23. Just remember the wise words of the Jackson 5 by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

    One bad taxonomist don't spoil the whole bunch, girl.

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  24. Re:'Vandal' is racist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > villain or sinister

    Villeins or villains were people who lived in villages, otherwise crofters or serfs https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Villein.

    Sinister refers to left handed people.

    Captcha 'nastiest'

  25. Re:Or by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

    Butthurt snowflake

  26. Taxonomy vandalism ... by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    Hu? Am I the only one who considers him self a memeber of Homo Genius? Or would that be Genii?

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  27. Obligatory XKCD quotes: by LordHighExecutioner · · Score: 2

    Here and there.

  28. Taxonomic vandalism vs infrastructure projects by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

    When you survey all the groundhogs in a given area, inevitably you will note a series of normal distributions in the observable characteristics of the species. You might observe that on that hilltop over there, the groundhogs have slightly longer ears than their fellows on the adjacent flat ground. As this article points out, a biologist will be irresistibly tempted to proclaim a new subspecies, Joseph Blow's Long-Eared Groundhog. When Dr. Blow submits his paper, he modestly hopes that the name he bestows, Marmota longaauris blowii, will survive peer review and bestow upon him the tiny bit of immortality that will keep him on the tenure track at State U.

    But now suppose that this is Kern County, California, and you're an activist running People's Earth Resistance, which as an advocacy for "rewilding" and "decivilizing" is fanatically opposed to developing anything whatsoever. You stumble upon Dr Blow's paper and observe that the long-eared groundhogs, whether they are a real species or not, are now your ideal excuse for filing an injunction against California High-Speed Rail. Judges and lawyers, not being scientists, have no way of telling an academic scam when they see it. And, children, this is why our country can't build anything anymore.

  29. Re:Or by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Trump IS a bad president though.
    I still support him far FAR more than that fucktard Hillary though.
    Stop living in a binary world, my sweet child. Not everything is Left or Right. In fact, if you associate with either of those, you are quite frankly retarded.

  30. Creimeria blobulorum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I discovered it in Silicon Valley. It eats a lot, has greasy skin and appears unable to walk.

  31. We do in in politics why not taxonomy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Used to be people were divided up on clear racial or national lines. Today they get divided up based on gender preference and skin discoloration. I mean if we can say hispanic people are no longer white because they are a little bit more brown than Nordic people, we can certainly claim every brindle great dane is a seperate species from a fawn colored great dane or a spotted dane. Yes every single variation on an animals pigment is a great excuse to get a new species named after your discovery.

    I am excited to welcome our new nation of cis gendered trasnhomophobic latino jewish aryans into the fold of protected human species and call you a racist because you have never hired any cis gendered transhomophobic latino jewish aryans.

  32. Communist by HBI · · Score: 1

    Hope your day against the wall comes soon!

    --
    HBI's Law: Frequency of calling others Nazis is directly correlated with the likelihood of the accuser being Communist.
    1. Re:Communist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, that escalated quickly.

    2. Re:Communist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hope your day against the wall comes soon!

      Found the extremist.

      (I don't care what political camp you self-identify with. I hate extremists regardless of what affiliation they may have at any given day.)