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Flush With Cash: Swiss Toilets Mysteriously Stuffed With 500-Euro Bills (npr.org)

Someone in the Swiss city of Geneva has been trying to flush tens of thousands of euros down toilets. From a report: The bathrooms at a branch of the UBS bank in Geneva, as well as in three nearby restaurants, had pipes stuffed with 500-euro bills that had apparently been cut up with scissors and flushed down the toilets. The mysterious misplaced funds were first reported by a Swiss newspaper, and local authorities have confirmed the incident to multiple media outlets. Each individual bill is worth nearly $600. Collectively, the destroyed bank notes were worth tens of thousands of dollars. The Geneva Prosecutor's Office tells Bloomberg it has launched an investigation into the bathroom bills. Switzerland is not in the European Union, although it is entirely surrounded by EU member countries, and the nation's currency is the Swiss franc.

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  1. And nobody has asked by taustin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    if it's maybe a failed test run by a currency counterfeiter?

    Really?

    1. Re: And nobody has asked by istartedi · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Because he's an insider at the bank, working with his partners to test the bills. The insider was using the bank's counterfeit detection machinery to see which bills would work. These were detected, so he disposed of them.

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  2. Support by vjg · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is a bathroom bill I could get behind.

    1. Re:Support by AmiMoJo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      There was a spate of incidents a few years ago where someone in Japan was leaving 10,000 yen notes (worth about â60) in bathrooms, with a note expressing the hope that they brought whoever found them happiness. I don't know if they ever caught the person behind it.

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    2. Re:Support by sinij · · Score: 4, Funny

      Caught to thank them?

  3. News for.. by leathered · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...turds?

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    1. Re:News for.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Stuff that splatters

  4. TP of the gods. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well now we know what rich people wipe their asses with.

  5. You excrete what you eat by dlleigh · · Score: 4, Funny

    Looks like the food in the UBS company cafeterias is too rich.

  6. Re:Is that a normal denomination? by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 4, Interesting

    We often see $100 bills used in our store.

    My personal observation is that the people using them are always old, as in clearly past retirement age. I have no clue why this is the case.

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  7. Re:Is that a normal denomination? by mindstormpt · · Score: 4, Informative

    That greatly depends on the country. In Switzerland, 500 EUR banknotes are common, though not as much as 500 CHF banknotes (you can use those to pay for your morning bread). UBS has ATMs for different denominations in many agencies and airports. Here, for instance, the leftmost ATM only gives out 100 EUR banknotes.

  8. One possibility: by John+Jorsett · · Score: 4, Interesting

    nasty divorce. People do all sorts of strange and illogical things when they're embroiled in a divorce battle, including burning down houses, crushing cars, etc.

  9. Why by Framboise · · Score: 5, Informative

    According to the Tribune de GenÃve (local newspaper, in French) the reason for flushing money down the toilet is that some people from Spain had evaded state tax for years hiding money in the UBS bank, and since at the year end tax evasion will be disclosed by Swiss banks to EU countries, these people found nothing better to flush the bills down the toilets of the bank. As the toilets were soon unable to absorb so many bills, the women and one men (as found by cameras) went to nearby restaurants to continue their stupid procedure for destroying embarassing money. The bills have been checked by the police to be genuine.