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Can Science Make Alcohol Safer? (scientificamerican.com)

Long-time Slashdot reader Zorro was the first to spot this story. Scientific American reports: Could there be a "liver-friendly" vodka? One company claims its proprietary blend of additives reduces stress on the body... The researchers concluded that consuming the alcohol with the additives -- glycyrrhizin, derived from licorice; D-mannitol, a sugar alcohol; and potassium sorbate, a preservative -- may support improved liver health compared with drinking alcohol alone. Marsha Bates, a distinguished research professor and director of the Center of Alcohol Studies at Rutgers University, said the study design "seemed appropriate." But, she added, study itself was small, with only 12 healthy men and women, and "doesn't really provide any information of what the long-term effects of consuming alcohol with this additive would be. It's a positive preliminary study but certainly does not provide a firm basis for speculating about long-term impact."

Functional or not, Harsha Chigurupati needs approval from federal regulators before he can tout curative powers on a label... Specifically, Chigurupati is seeking approval to make the claim that his blend, known as NTX for "No Tox," provides "antioxidant and inflammatory support" and "reduces the risk of alcohol-induced liver diseases," among other claims... Chigurupati said his goal is not to enable people to drink more, but to drink with less physical harm.

The claim "leaves some experts deeply skeptical," adds the article, while 33-year-old Chigurupati admits that an earlier formula "tasted terrible and it actually burned my mouth." But his company later developed a formula which he says tasted good and is easier on the liver. "I don't believe in abstinence," Chigurupati told the Wall Street Journal. "What I do believe in is using technology to make life better. I'm not going to stop drinking, so why not make it safer?"

107 comments

  1. Licorice? by nospam007 · · Score: 1

    Can't I not just put tonic in my gin?

    1. Re:Licorice? by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      Can't I not just put tonic in my gin?

      Try adding some Cryptocurrencies to your gin tonic . . . they seem to be very efficient at intoxicating folks beyond sanity.

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    2. Re: Licorice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't I not just put tonic in my gin?

      Can not you not? Yes. I'm mean no. Wait, yes I think.

    3. Re:Licorice? by lucm · · Score: 4, Funny

      Can't I not just put tonic in my gin?

      Try adding some Cryptocurrencies to your gin tonic . . . they seem to be very efficient at intoxicating folks beyond sanity.

      If you had said "blockchain" instead of Cryptocurrencies your post would have been modded up 400%.

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    4. Re: Licorice? by lucm · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes. I'm mean no. Wait, yes I think.

      #rapeculture

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    5. Re:Licorice? by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      Well, no. Tonic, at least as sold in the US, is soda. Sugary, awful soda. You're just doubling your type-2 diabetes chance with gin and tonic.

      Do what I do, and play it safe: Drink martinis.

      (At least until weed is legal around here, then I'll likely happily switch to edibles.)

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    6. Re:Licorice? by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Skip the edibles. They last for five or six hours. Nothing worse than being on the train that you can't get off.

    7. Re:Licorice? by plopez · · Score: 1

      amateur. Obviously you you haven't been on a runaway freight train coming down Everest for 12 hours. Now that's living!

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    8. Re:Licorice? by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      I'll freely admit my amateur status.

    9. Re:Licorice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tonic, at least as sold in the US ...

      In other countries, it is lemonade minus the sugar: Just water and bitter bubbles.

    10. Re:Licorice? by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      an earlier formula "tasted terrible and it actually burned my mouth."

      Maybe your wish has already been fulfilled by the researchers accidentally synthesizing highly-diluted tzjin-anthony-ks?

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    11. Re:Licorice? by KingBenny · · Score: 1

      no more korsakovv hm ... ? where's the fun in that ...?

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  2. Reminds me of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Synthehol, from Star Trek Cannon. An Alcohol substitute that has all of the pleasant effects of Alcohol but none of the negative side effects. I'm sure a bottle of Romulan ale would beat Synthehol any day though.

    1. Re:Reminds me of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Star Trek Cannon
      LOL I don't remember a cannon in Star Trek, they usually use energy weapons.

    2. Re:Reminds me of... by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      Well, Star Trek: Enterprise had Pulse & Phase Cannons.

      Though I remember a strong desire among many to shoot Rick Berman out of a cannon.

    3. Re:Reminds me of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, ok. Canon. There, fixed it for me. Happy? :)

    4. Re:Reminds me of... by serviscope_minor · · Score: 3, Informative

      LOL I don't remember a cannon in Star Trek

      What about the one where Kirk fashions some sort of rudimentary lathe^W cannon.

      http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/...

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    5. Re:Reminds me of... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      In the movies, they had photon torpedoes as devices put into something and launched. They didn't appear to have their own propulsion, so presumably they were fired at the enemy at very high speed.

      And what about the thing Kirk built in the episode with the Gorn?

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  3. Why not? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    Because drinking in general moderation is not considered unsafe?

    If you wanted to make it safe you'd be drinking alcohol free beverages. You're far more likely to die from impairment than liver damage.

    1. Re: Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quote directly from the summary:

      "What I do believe in is using technology to make life better. I'm not going to stop drinking, so why not make it safer?"

      Why do you make comments like this? You don't look smart or insightful.

    2. Re:Why not? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2

      Because drinking in general moderation is not considered unsafe?

      If you wanted to make it safe you'd be drinking alcohol free beverages. You're far more likely to die from impairment than liver damage.

      It does seem a little odd, like suggesting making binging and alcoholsm better.

      Drinking in moderation is actually quite good for a person, and won't damage a person's liver to any extent.

      I'm not certain what substances exist that are not toxic in huge amounts, be it water, oxygen or other stuff we need to live.

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    3. Re: Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alcohol is poison. It's just that it's tolerated in small amounts with minimal problems.

      Making it safer misses the point as people drinking responsibly don't really need it to be safer and those using it irresponsibly need other types of help.

    4. Re:Why not? by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 2

      Well, moderation is not in the wheelhouse of most substance abusers... so there's always a market for ideas like this one. My own project is weed infused Oreo cookies. The beauty of my idea is the marketing is baked right in, so to speak.
      Bummed out?
      Have a cookie!
      Got the munchies?
      Have a cookie!
      Walls breathing too loudly?
      Have a cookie!
      I tell you, it's flawless!**

      ** Not intended for diabetics, people who's lifestyle calls for motor skills, sustained effort, or cogent thought. Should not be used by people that can't pull their own pants up without a mechanical device to assist them. Ask your doctor if getting totally blasted is OK for you. If not, then ask your doctor if they want a cookie. If so, then wait 30 minutes after the cookie and ask again if getting totally blasted is OK for you.

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    5. Re:Why not? by lucm · · Score: 0

      You're far more likely to die from impairment than liver damage.

      You're also more likely to die from stolen kidneys than liver damage, especially if you do your drinking in Tijuana or Tegucigalpa.

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    6. Re:Why not? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Well, moderation is not in the wheelhouse of most substance abusers... so there's always a market for ideas like this one. My own project is weed infused Oreo cookies.

      Is it in the cookie, or the icing inside?

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    7. Re:Why not? by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 1

      Given the texture and dryness of the cookie part, icing is the path of least complication. High temperature is not the friend of the active ingredients you want to preserve. Plus, the old saw is that you eat the creamy center first, then wander off after losing the crispy cookie part in the couch...

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    8. Re:Why not? by PoopJuggler · · Score: 1

      Even drinking in moderation increases your risk for cancer. So yes, it can be considered unsafe.

    9. Re: Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neither. It's the holier than thou wording. Fuck judgmental morons.

    10. Re: Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Drinking in moderation isn't good for you, it's just not particularly harmful. Most people can have a few drinks regularly without any obvious signs of damage over long periods of time because the body can remove the poison effectively enough not to have major issues..

      The reports of alcoholic beverages being healthy are the result of bad science and the results regularly get reversed by other studies.

      People who drink in moderation are more likely to be healthy for the simple reason that the group excludes the least healthy people in general.

    11. Re: Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering that alcohol consumed in moderation is already safe, I fail to see how making a newer "safer" version is not going to cause more problems than it solves. The main people being harmed by alcohol consumption now are mostly hardcore alcoholics. Making the drinks safer is just going to make that problem worse, not better as most other people are consuming alcohol in quantities that are of minimal concern.

    12. Re: Why not? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      The reports of alcoholic beverages being healthy are the result of bad science and the results regularly get reversed by other studies.

      Take it up with the Mayo clinic https://www.mayoclinic.org/hea...

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    13. Re:Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ** Not intended for diabetics, people who's lifestyle calls for motor skills, sustained effort, or cogent thought. Should not be used by people that can't pull their own pants up without a mechanical device to assist them. Ask your doctor if getting totally blasted is OK for you. If not, then ask your doctor if they want a cookie. If so, then wait 30 minutes after the cookie and ask again if getting totally blasted is OK for you.

      So you're not aiming at management types.

    14. Re:Why not? by thegarbz · · Score: 2

      Define "moderation". From your own wikipedia page the first paragraph points to the IARC which lists everything which can cause cancer regardless of the dosage. This include things like sunlight (something without which you would eventually become sick due to vitamin d deficiency).

      The link is clear, but the risk... from the two studies linked the one in Australia basically is talking about 4 cans of beer a day, the European study talks about greater than 1 pint of English ale.

      Both of those exceed the definitions for "moderate drinking" by not only the respective governments where the study was done but also from the CDC's definition.

      So yes, it can be considered unsafe.

      So let's assume I do drink enough to be over the legal driving limit every single day. Those studies basically tie a worst case of 10% attributed to set of very specific cancers the most common of which in men in that list of people who don't smoke is pancreatic cancer with a 1% chance of development and an even smaller chance of that before the age of 65.

      So define for me "unsafe" because right now I'm more concerned about having a stroke thinking about the poor genes that my father may have passed on me causing me to die 10 years earlier because of cancer than I am from drinking, even if I didn't drink in moderation.

    15. Re: Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know that clinic, but what they recommend is roughly what most health agencies recommended ten years ago. More recent studies have shown that the optimal amount of dietary alcohol intake is probably very close to zero. Altough a small to moderate alcohol consumption is not particularly harmful, the drawbacks seem to outweigh the benefits for any amount, at least for the general population. For people with specific conditions the balance may be different.

    16. Re:Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny. Many other studies showing alcohol in "moderation" reduces the risk of colon cancers, strokes, increases memory in old age, and many other health benefits that even my health insurance encourages drinking 1-2 drinks a day.

  4. All things in moderation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The only thing I see wrong with alcohol as it is today is misuse and over use. Perhaps what we need is a little more self discipline and self control. Have a glass of wine with dinner or a beer at the ball game but donâ(TM)t go nuts.

    1. Re:All things in moderation. by Kjella · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The only thing I see wrong with alcohol as it is today is misuse and over use. Perhaps what we need is a little more self discipline and self control. Have a glass of wine with dinner or a beer at the ball game but don't go nuts.

      Except most people intentionally use alcohol to loosen up and it's a socially accepted explanation for your behavior if you happen to do something stupid or embarrassing. If people managed to let go of their inhibitions and worries on their own and they weren't judged by different standards they wouldn't need alcohol. For better and for worse I've done things under the influence of alcohol I'd never imagine doing sober.

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  5. Not that I can recall by jfdavis668 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have been out drinking all night some times, never had a problem. At least, not that I can recall. I'm sure its perfectly safe.

    1. Re:Not that I can recall by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

      I have been out drinking all night some times, never had a problem

      Some other people around you do disagree...

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    2. Re:Not that I can recall by plopez · · Score: 1

      You've asked the survivors?

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    3. Re:Not that I can recall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      go ask Marsha

      seems like we need more Researsh on this problem,
      only 12 test subjects?

    4. Re:Not that I can recall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... asked the survivors?

      Asking the fatalities, "Is it dangerous?", leads to a false sense of security.

  6. It's already safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Alcohol is already safe absent prexisting medical conditions. Anyone who tells you otherwise is lying. Population level studies have found that all cause mortality only increases beyond 3-4 drinks a day in men and 2-3 drinks a day in women. All cause mortality is the gold standard for medical data, since it balances the health benefits with the health risks of alcohol consumption.

    1. Re: It's already safe by swamp_ig · · Score: 1

      Mortality is not always a good endpoint. It's reasonable for something like heart disease modifiers, but if the study was done on say random hand amputation with immediate medical care then mortality would not be the right endpoint.

      What about rates of depression / memory impairment / relationship breakdown / partner violence / educational outcomes / overall wellbeing? All of these are missed if you solely focus on mortality.

  7. well duh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its easy to make it safer, make it unpalatable to stupid humans that insist on drinking it.

    1. Re: well duh! by BenBoy · · Score: 1

      Dude, already tried, it didn't work. I mean, have you tasted scotch?

    2. Re: well duh! by ClickOnThis · · Score: 1

      Dude, already tried, it didn't work. I mean, have you tasted scotch?

      Yes, and it is sublime. In moderation.

      Educate your palate where scotch is concerned. Start with Glenfiddich, a very inoffensive single malt. Work your way up through the malty, smoky, peaty scales of flavour, and before long, you'll be celebrating the powerful complexity of Laphroaig and Lagavulin. Sláinte!

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  8. ONE company?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "One company claims its proprietary blend of additives reduces stress on the body..."
    More like millions of businesses.

  9. Alfred Nobel would like a word with you by El+Cubano · · Score: 1

    Chigurupati said his goal is not to enable people to drink more, but to drink with less physical harm

    Alfred Nobel would like a word with you. No matter your intentions, people, both good and bad, will find uses and applications for your invention that you cannot possibly imagine. Worse, they will find uses and applications that you have imagined. That is human nature.

  10. Tee martoonies by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    The only additives I need in my vodka are a tiny splash of vermouth and maybe an olive.

    Olives are an important food group, and contain omega-something. I forget which one, but I know it's one of the omegas.

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  11. "approval from federal regulators" by swell · · Score: 0

    Decades ago an entrepreneur came up with a plan to add vitamin C to beer as a means to make it healthier. Apparently the product tasted good but I don't recall if any tests were done regarding health benefit. In any case, it seems that there is a formula for beer that is acceptable to the Food and Drug Administration. Adding any ingredient not on that list makes it not be beer. Thus it would have to go through an expensive approval process.

    Millions of brain cells have been destroyed due to this negligent attitude at the FDA. And that's just in my brain alone!

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    1. Re:"approval from federal regulators" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How the hell does vitamin C make beer healthier??

      You are aware that the whole vitamin C thing was an extremely shady marketing campaign by some Swiss company that had a large stock of vitamin C they didn't need and couldn’t get rid of, right?
      This is not the 13th century! Nobody gets scurvy nowadays, and nobody is at any risk of getting a vitamin C deficiency!

      In fact, in the EU, they now legally have UPPER limits on the amount of vitamin C allowed in products, because companies put so much in, that it became actually harmful to people's health!

      Also, beer has only three ingredients: Water, hops, and barley (malt). PERIOD.
      Anything else, and it's not beer. But yeah, we know in the US, it’s legal to sell softdrinks like Aspen light as “beer”.

    2. Re:"approval from federal regulators" by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 2

      Any more vitamin C that your body can absorb will be urinated out. Take large amounts of it, and it makes your stomach hurt and gives you diarrhea. I see no benefit to adding it to alcohol, other than taste.

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    3. Re: "approval from federal regulators" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Youâ(TM)re forgetting yeast

    4. Re:"approval from federal regulators" by ChrisMaple · · Score: 0

      There have been thousands of studies of the benefits of vitamin C. It does a lot more than just prevent scurvy. It helps wound healing and helps fight many diseases. Most people can benefit from several grams of vitamin C a day, provided it's not consumed all at once and that it's in a non-irritating form like calcium ascorbate.

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    5. Re:"approval from federal regulators" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Any more vitamin C that your body can absorb will be urinated out."
      True, but there is a wide clinical (read individual) range of this. "Bowel tolerance," the amount of Vitamin C one can consume until one gets diarrhea varies widely. I get loose bowls often with a couple of hundred mg. Not much discussed these days, but in the 1970's and 1980's when the megavitamin approach was more common, many people took 10,000 mg or more a day with no diarrhea.
      Taking large amounts of vitamin C can, in some people, increase the blood level of vitamin C. Recently I did a highly scientific research project, NOT, starting with Wikipedia (I get a fail) but then heavily supplement (bad pun) with searches on Pubmed (now we're talking).
      Of the obligatory vitamins to stay alive and avoid deficiency diseases (A, B1, B2, B2, B3, B6, B12, C, D, maybe E, maybe K), only one, B2, resulted in peeing out B2 after exceeding a threshold level, about 20-40 mg, and also resulted in no additional increase in the blood level of B2. B3, niacin, for example, behaves differently. As you take increasing amounts people start getting flushing, which continues to increase in effect as one takes higher amounts. The threshold dose of the niacin flush ranges widely, some people under 50m, some people over 5,000mg. Some of it does get peed out, but some of it doing something, that flushing. (And lowering blood lipid, affecting blood sugar levels, and some people get a headache...) By the way, don't take 5,000 mg of niacin. Just don't.
      There is a financial cost: "Taking too many vitamins only results in expensive urine" wins points in debates and rhetoric, and provides comic relief. Especially when you calculate the cost of B2 spilling into urine can be achieved for a few cents a day, or less.

    6. Re:"approval from federal regulators" by Dragonslicer · · Score: 3, Informative

      No, that isn't how the FDA works. You can add vitamin C to beer and sell it as "beer with extra vitamin C", and the FDA won't care (unless the addition of vitamin C somehow makes the beer more toxic). What the FDA cares about is when you start marketing it as having health benefits, especially if you start claiming that it cures or prevents some specific disease. Once you start talking about health benefits, you've moved away from selling beer and moved towards selling medicine, and there are strict requirements about proving safety and efficacy of medicines.

    7. Re:"approval from federal regulators" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, beer has only three ingredients: Water, hops, and barley (malt). PERIOD.

      Belgium would like to have a word with you. As does Germany (wheat beer).

    8. Re:"approval from federal regulators" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
      The European Food Safety Authority (EFSA) reviewed the safety question in 2006 and reached the conclusion that there was not sufficient evidence to set a UL for vitamin C.

    9. Re:"approval from federal regulators" by atisss · · Score: 1

      How about combining with L-Cysteine for anti-hangover effect?

      https://www.ceri.com/alcohol.h...

      I have been remembering this article for long time, but it's a bit problematic to get L-Cysteine and try it out

  12. The way this usually goes with the pharma industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... They'll just turn it into something even worse.

    Just like with all those "research chemicals". E.g. how they turned Meth into... Krokodil.

  13. and D-mannitol and Potassium Sorbate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    D-mannitol is an Osmotic diuretic. Tastes sweet but difficult to digest. Grain alcohol (ethanol) is prioritized over sugar when it comes to metabolizing (it is a poison that the body tries to rid itself of). Mixing normal sugars with ethanol can cause hyperglycemia which can cause the body start converting sugars into lipids (hyperlipidemia).

    Potassium sorbate is more than a preservative, it slows the uptake of alcohol. You could eat peanuts with your drink and get a similar effect.

    1. Re:and D-mannitol and Potassium Sorbate by AutodidactLabrat · · Score: 1

      Forget the peanuts solution
      Assuming you aren't a wine-wimp or the like, peanuts will have either no, or very small, difference in metabolization rate

  14. Glycyrrhizin - really? It is harmful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Glycyrrhizin might not be the wisest choice of additive.

    Research on glycyrrhizin at University of Helsinki published in American Journal of Epidemiology (2017):

    1. It has harmful effects on a foetus.
    2. New research has discovered that it impairs children's IQ's by at least 7 points.
    3. Scientists are unsure whether there is even a safe limit of this natural sweetener
    4. In separate research, it was proven to be a carcinogen even in normal doses.
    5. It is responsible for the liquorice taste which is unpleasant to disgusting by over 30% of adult males.

    1. Re:Glycyrrhizin - really? It is harmful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It can also increase blood pressure in some people.

  15. Northern Europe farts in your general direction! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    As somebody from northern Europe... Fuck ya! Licorice is love, licorice is life! Black, strong, salty!

  16. Re:"approval from wine snobs" by spaceman375 · · Score: 1

    You are more correct than you expect with your comment on flavor. I have two friends who are seriously into wine (or getting wine into them). One owns a liquor store that's mostly stocked with wines. I fooled and then amazed them when I gave them a few glasses to taste of fairly average wine without telling them I'd added just a touch of pure vitamin C to them. Add just a tiny pinch to a glass and it really "opens up" the taste. Try it, you'll be glad you did.

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  17. Let me have a drink first by future+assassin · · Score: 1

    before I RTFA and comment about it.

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  18. Synthehol by boulat · · Score: 2

    Star Trek already did it.

    1. Re:Synthehol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obligatory Star Trek clip: https://youtu.be/7sYJinHOvwM

    2. Re:Synthehol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They didn't invent it, they merely described it as a fictional item that is to alcohol what sucralose is to sugar.

      The problem is that people consume sugar because it tastes good, but people consume alcohol despite it tasting terrible.

  19. Why make it safer? by plopez · · Score: 1

    It's the danger and skirting death that makes it fun.

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    1. Re:Why make it safer? by munch117 · · Score: 1

      Don't worry. It'll kill brain cells just as fast as it always has.

  20. Bullshit by MetricT · · Score: 1

    I strongly suspect this will, at best, make it *slightly* healthier. I mean, Coke Zero is probably technically healthier than Coke Classic, but neither are remotely as healthy for you as water.

    Prof. David Nutt's work on a "synthetic alcohol" he calls alcosynth is likely to be vastly more healthy, because a) you are consuming the active ingredient in mg doses instead of gram doses, b) it doesn't release acetaldehyde, which is itself a deadly poison, and c) it "tops out", ie if it's designed to top out a 6 drinks, then 10 drinks won't make you any drunker than 6.

    https://www.independent.co.uk/...

    Science already invented a liver-safe "alcohol" millions of years ago. It's called "weed".

    1. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Science already invented a liver-safe "alcohol" millions of years ago. It's called "weed".

      That wasn't science. At any rate, long-term binging on weed has adverse effects on your brain, and you still get lung cancer.

      In contrast, chewing coca leaves is comparatively benign on the body. But it interferes too heavily with existing drug industries, and of course various concentrated extracts can be manufactured into dangerous drugs. But then coffee is legal and few people bother with refined caffeine: by far the largest consumption is indeed in the form of a hot water extract of roasted beans akin to cocoa.

    2. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Science already invented a liver-safe "alcohol" millions of years ago. It's called "weed".

      That wasn't science. At any rate, long-term binging on weed has adverse effects on your brain, and you still get lung cancer.

      I never understood why people would smoke weed. That's the worst method of consumption.

  21. The additives are preserved in alcohol by Babel-17 · · Score: 1

    Which needs the additives ...

  22. Korsakoff's symdrome, Jagermeister by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Korsakoff's syndrome: "This neurological disorder is caused by a lack of thiamine (vitamin B1) in the brain, and is also often exacerbated by the neurotoxic effects of alcohol." from Wikipedia, the source of all, often accurate information
    I think I remember in the 1970's one department of the Federal Government proposed requiring a small amount of thiamine to be added to all alcoholic beverages. The proposal got a lot of push back from the alcohol industry, but it probably had little chance of going anywhere and died.
    Jagermeister is German alcoholic beverage described as a digestif, with a gazillion herbs mixed in. Only the most commonly found medicinal alcohol in the USA, one of many.

  23. More power to him by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

    If this synthetic alcohol becomes popular, maybe it’ll drive the price of good whiskey down a bit. And maybe I’ll finally be able to find a bottle of Ol’ Pappy.

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  24. What’s a synonym for “Gin and Tonic&rd by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

    “A waste of good gin.”

    I kid, I kid...

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  25. Opium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They already tried that, and look how well that turned out...

  26. Childishness. by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If something is bad for you and you refuse to stop doing it despite the negative consequences then it's called an addiction. If you drink so much that you destroy your own liver then you have earned your liver failure because that is no simple feat as it require years of heavy drinking. The only thing doing this would accomplish is enabling addicts in their addictions in a way that will be a further drain on society. This is the wrong approach to solving the problem at hand.

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    1. Re:Childishness. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But if someone doesn't have liver damage, aren't they less of a drain? Look, I agree drugs are bad, and booze is health wise apparently the worst behind only tobacco, but people really aren't going to stop doing it. Shaming them won't work, making it illegal won't work, etc. I don't know about this particular research, but in general do believe in harm reduction.

    2. Re:Childishness. by pestilence669 · · Score: 2

      So, by this logic, we shouldn't support needle exchanges? Heroin addicts *earn* blood borne diseases like hepatitis, right? Shame on them! They must deal with the consequences of permanent disease if they can't stop their sinful ways soon enough. Giving them extra time and a chance to have a healthy life in recovery... well, that's not what Jesus would do. He'd never promote forgiveness and compassion or anything like that. Oh, and naltrexone... overdoses should always be fatal. Don't support making that available either!!

      I hope that if someone close to you develops substance related liver disease, that you will stand your ground, look them in the eye, and tell them that they earned it. Even if it's your own child, and especially if they've now entered recovery. That you'll tell them that the disease they now have is all part of God's plan for them. That supporting a safer alcohol, would have been bad for them. How dare they have a chance at a healthy life when, you yourself, didn't use to excess.

    3. Re:Childishness. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, that is quite the straw-man you've erected, there.

    4. Re:Childishness. by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

      You can also get your liver #rekt by taking acetaminophen for your hangovers. Doing so multiplies the damage. Reminding people to take aspirin instead would do much the same thing -- except for the people who can't take normal NSAIDs (like my mother).

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    5. Re:Childishness. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So.. you're pro liver damage because it discourages and punishes the immoral act of drinking, which is bad on it's own and not because of harmful effects like liver damage

    6. Re:Childishness. by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 1

      So, by this logic, we shouldn't support needle exchanges? Heroin addicts *earn* blood borne diseases like hepatitis, right?

      Incorrect. Blood-borne disease only requires a single instance of cross-contamination to be transmitted.

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  27. Like Diet Coke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I don't believe in abstinence," Chigurupati told the Wall Street Journal. "What I do believe in is using technology to make life better. I'm not going to stop drinking, so why not make it safer?"

    I mean, take a look at how Diet Coke has reduced the amount of obese people in the U.S. Drink a bottle of liver-safe vodka along with your beer, gin, wine, rye, and you'll imagine to be fine.

    Or how "light" cigarettes and "lady brands" have led to a reduction in lung cancer. This is just putting lipstick on a pig.

  28. Use vs. Abuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Much alcohol abuse is "self-medication" that got out of hand. It's not unusual for "medication" to be dangerous in that way. Morphine is a notorious example.

    Alcohol abuse then is mostly a symptom. You're not beating your wife because you're drunk. You're beating your wife because you feel bloody rotten and getting drunk has taken away your selfcontrol not to beat her. Which isn't to say you should let such people have alcohol.

    But not all use is abuse. I think that alcohol is not a problem when used as the occasional stress relief, administered in limited doses in good company. One reason why I don't have a problem with alcohol is that I can hardly bring myself to drink when alone, so most beer in my possession goes over BBE and then ends up in pancake batter or something. Which is fine also.

    Maybe we could do a campaign promoting baking when feeling rotten. Pancakes, cookies, you name it. Homemade so less prone to cause obesity also.

  29. Reduce the % of ethanol in a drunk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The only reason ethanol is legal(again in the US) is tradition and ease of production.
    A kg of sugar, water, and a box of yeast makes several liters of shitty hooch in recycled soft drink bottles.
    But as an alternative convince an alcoholic person who needs that gabbanergic tune-down to cut the ethanol partially or completely with something else which produces less toxin during metabolism in the liver. It will also plug the dangerous cold turkey detox hole.
    I don't believe drug dependence can be solved until the self-medicator is able to solve the psychological stresses which causes them to seek an escape. There is actually evidence that prohibition or even a culture which prohibits the escape to intoxication leads more quickly to actual suicide.
    I was an urban firefighter/paramedic in the PacNW, Heroin was bad, meth gnarly, but alcohol killed more and the worst cases were chronic alcoholism.

    TLDR I suggest permitting without prescription gabbanergic (Benzodiazepines, diluted GHB, and similar) drugs other then ethanol with warning label to reduce harm society wide.

  30. Re:Northern Europe farts in your general direction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As someone from Southern Europe who has been in Finland... give me all the salmiakki you can, please!

  31. Brings up an age old question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From an effect versus side effect standpoint, what's the best mixed drink per oz of alcohol?

    Now there's a burning issue that both Demos and Repubs can talk about.

  32. so what? by AndyKron · · Score: 1

    Yet weed has none of these effects, no hangover, and won't crash your car. Yet it is illegal.

  33. It's not the alcohol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not the alcohol that gives you cirrhosis. This was found out many years ago. It's a bad diet that does it.
    Alcoholics who eat well don't tend to get cirrhosis. Those who don't eat well, tend to get it.

  34. I've Heard This Before by Shogun37 · · Score: 1

    Anyone remember "safer guns and safer bullets?" Sounds just as "smart."

  35. Where do people sign up... by tlambert · · Score: 1

    Where do people sign up for the long term studies necessary for general approval?

  36. How soon we forget... by wv5k · · Score: 2

    In the immortal words of Freewheelin' Franklin, "Better living through chemistry!"...

  37. Can science make ethanol safer? by philmarcracken · · Score: 1

    Sure can. Tip it out the window.

  38. Um by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    Isn't alcohol fundamentally a toxin?

    How does one make a toxin itself less toxic, yet not change it?

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  39. Breaking News! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Clinical Psychopath wants to make outrageous claim, based on dubious trials, for personal profit!

  40. Synthehol? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone trying to create Synthehol?

  41. Ever Notice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ever notice that liver damage is held up as a sort of badge of honor? By drinkers?

    "Yeah, I'm drinking and I'm killing my liver! What's it to you?"

    Most people are perfectly aware of the liver damage and they don't care. Either that or they are perversely proud of the cirrhosis they can look forward to. See also smokers and lung cancer.