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An iOS 11.1 Glitch Is Replacing Vowels (mashable.com)

An anonymous reader quotes Mashable: We became privy to a new iPhone keyboard glitch after a few Mashable staffers recently started having issues with their iPhone keyboards, specifically with vowels. The issue started when iOS 11's predictive text feature began to display an odd character in the place of the letter "I," offering up "A[?] instead and autocorrecting within the message field...The bug was also covered by MacRumors, but it appears that my colleagues have even more issues than just the letter "I." One reported that they were also seeing the glitch with the letters "U" and "O" as well, making the problem strictly restricted to vowels. They also said the letters showed up oddly in iMessage on Mac devices, and shared some more screenshots of what the glitch looks like when they went through with sending a message. The glitch wasn't just limited to iMessage, however. My colleagues shared screenshots of their increasingly futile attempts to type out messages on Facebook Messenger...and Twitter.
Apple seems to be acknowledging that the iOS 11.1 glitch may affect iPhones, iPads, and iPod Touches. "Here's what you can do to work around the issue until it's fixed by a future software update," Apple posted on a support page, advising readers to "Try setting up Text Replacement for the letter 'i'."

123 comments

  1. Noticed I have not, lookyou. by Hognoxious · · Score: 5, Funny

    Noticed this not I have. But then Welsh I am, Boyo.

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    1. Re: Noticed I have not, lookyou. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are racist posts like the parent modded up on Slashdot? The old Slashdot didn't tolerate racism, but it seems like it's okay now.

      Hognoxious, you should apologize for your racist post.

    2. Re: Noticed I have not, lookyou. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is the racist parent post at +5 funny? Racist jokes about Welsh people are still racist and they're not funny. I also can't help but notice that most of the posts pointing out the parent is racist, have been modded down to -1. Why are racist moderators given mod points to promote racist comments? It's a shame that Slashdot allows this kind of behavior.

    3. Re: Noticed I have not, lookyou. by Pikoro · · Score: 2

      U hate Naggers?

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    4. Re: Noticed I have not, lookyou. by SandWyrm · · Score: 1

      Why are racist posts like the parent modded up on Slashdot? The old Slashdot didn't tolerate racism, but it seems like it's okay now.

      Hognoxious, you should apologize for your racist post.

      "Not being racist is the new racism." - Jeff Winger on "Community"

    5. Re:Noticed I have not, lookyou. by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      Noticed this not I have. But then Welsh I am, Boyo.

      I'm Welsh, and I will keep this on record in case I decide to be offended by it in the future.

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  2. obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you're typing it wrong

    1. Re:obligatory by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 1

      To auto core wrecked or not to autocrrect. That is the qestion

    2. Re: obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its, "your" not 'you're' you idot . learn how to spel and uze grammer correctly dumy!

    3. Re: obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is iOS suffering from loose vowels? Does is have a vowel obstruction?

  3. Lose vs Loose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    iOS - destroying the English language since 2007.

  4. Makes sense to me. by squiggleslash · · Score: 5, Funny

    Like the Headphone jack, vowels are obsolete. It makes sense for Apple to phase them out for us in their latest phones, hopefully leading the rest of the industry to remove them from Android phones, keyboards in general, and so on, within the next couple of years.

    Now, sure, some might say "Hey, I still use vowels, they're really useful when you're trying to distinguish between two words that have the same consonants, but a different sound joining them, like "cat" and "cut"", but that's old thinking, as leaving a gap is perfectly fine and should be good enough for everyone. Who cares if you were using lots of cheap old consonants? They're inefficient and completely unnecessary. So cat at out.

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    1. Re:Makes sense to me. by Cyberpunk+Reality · · Score: 1

      Oh, didn't you hear? You can buy the new iVowels for only $199 per device.

      Soon they'll be launching iTalk ;-) which will be a proprietary language necessary for the use of all iCrap (and essential as a caste indicator). It'll be based in equal parts on Esperanto and Scientology.

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    2. Re:Makes sense to me. by ncy · · Score: 1

      courage!

    3. Re:Makes sense to me. by wonkavader · · Score: 1

      Dude, vowels are the hot new tech. They're much newer than the consonants. Try reading early Latin or any Semitic language before this new vowels tech hit the scene.

      Sort of like math using pen and paper is WAY newer than calculators (in the form of the abacus and similar high-tech stuff).

       

    4. Re: Makes sense to me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the hell are you haters trying to say??

      Everybody knows the Vowel Dongle is included in the box for free.

      Sure, you can't listen on your headphones and use vowels at the same time, but that's obsolete.

      You are supposed to stick the $195 Ear Pods in your ears. THEN you will have no problem entering vowels.

    5. Re:Makes sense to me. by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Like the Headphone jack, vowels are obsolete.

      Dn't y mn, "Lk th Hdphn jck, vwls r bslt"?

    6. Re:Makes sense to me. by tepples · · Score: 1

      Nt al vwls ar nw. Smtc hs a gltl ltr cld Alf fr wrds tht strt wth a vwl snd. Ths bcm th Ltn ltr A.

      (Not all vowels are new. Semitic has a glottal letter called Alef for words that start with a vowel sound. This became the Latin letter A.)

    7. Re:Makes sense to me. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Oh, didn't you hear? You can buy the new iVowels for only $199 per device.

      One caveat: you only get the plain vowels for that. If you want umlauts and other funny squiggles you need iVowel Premium, a snip at $349 (plus tax).

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    8. Re: Makes sense to me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nly lddts s th hdphn jck!

      Snt frm m pHn

    9. Re:Makes sense to me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excellent point that Aleph predates all those other vowels, but let us not forget that the letter 'A' is an upside-down cow.

      This is apparently because Romans spent time in Indiana, were drunk, and were bored.

    10. Re: Makes sense to me. by Brockmire · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying, the white man "Romans" habitated America before the native Indians? Citation needed.

    11. Re:Makes sense to me. by zifn4b · · Score: 1

      Now, sure, some might say "Hey, I still use vowels, they're really useful when you're trying to distinguish between two words that have the same consonants, but a different sound joining them, like "cat" and "cut"", but that's old thinking, as leaving a gap is perfectly fine and should be good enough for everyone. Who cares if you were using lots of cheap old consonants? They're inefficient and completely unnecessary. So cat at out.

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    12. Re:Makes sense to me. by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      Like the Headphone jack, vowels are obsolete. It makes sense for Apple to phase them out for us in their latest phones, hopefully leading the rest of the industry to remove them from Android phones, keyboards in general, and so on, within the next couple of years.

      i is a vowel.
      I is a personal pronoun.

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    13. Re:Makes sense to me. by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      You joke but I believe this is exactly what Arabic does.

  5. Vlws r prcs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dn't wst thm.

    1. Re:Vlws r prcs by TWX · · Score: 2

      f yu cn rd ths, yu rlly nd t gt ld...

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    2. Re:Vlws r prcs by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Funny

      Write English!

      Damn Czechs.

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    3. Re:Vlws r prcs by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      Careful with the nationalist humor, you don't want to be labeled racist like Hognoxious.

      Oh, and thanks for the laugh.

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    4. Re:Vlws r prcs by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I don't care about labels. Toss your label on the pile behind me, I think there's still room between "Fascist", "Misogynist", "Pinko Commie" and "SJW".

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    5. Re:Vlws r prcs by tepples · · Score: 1

      S d spkrs of Hbrw and Arbc nd t "b frtfl and mltpl" mr?

  6. So that's what that is.... by EvilSS · · Score: 2

    I've been seeing it on reddit and twitter and thought I was out of the loop on some stupid meme.

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  7. Hmmm by edittard · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does this explain the outbreak of &@(TM)$ that seems to be afflicting our beloved site?

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    1. Re:Hmmm by Hal_Porter · · Score: 2

      No. That's because iPhones insert smart quotes by default and Slashdot mangles anything outside ASCII.

      https://www.jordanmerrick.com/...

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    2. Re:Hmmm by RightwingNutjob · · Score: 0

      Not mangles. Ignores as is right and proper.

    3. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Youâ(TM)re sure about that?

    4. Re:Hmmm by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      This is honestly the sort of lunatic American nationalism that I unironically admire.

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  8. A am tapang thas fram ma phane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    halp ma!! At as annaaing !!

  9. Yes, but ... by denisbergeron · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hundreds of new emoji are coming with iOS 11.1 !! Youhou !!!

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    1. Re:Yes, but ... by geekmux · · Score: 1

      Hundreds of new emoji are coming with iOS 11.1 !! Youhou !!!

      Proper spelling will always come secondary to smiling turds.

    2. Re: Yes, but ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are not simply smiling turds. They are your face and your mannerisms imposed onto a turd-head.

      It should be another default thing that you have to dig into layers of menus to turn off.

  10. Why rewrite code that works? by Streetlight · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Just because you have new hardware or OS, why rewrite the code for an application that already works? Of course, maybe they didn't rewrite the keyboard code and something in the OS is interacting with the keyboard code that's screwed up. In either case, there's a quality control testing problem with code development .

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    1. Re:Why rewrite code that works? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They have to add AI to everything. The new predictive text AI was trained on millions of texts, and it learned most people don't use vowels, so if it subtly starts messing with people using vowels, they won't use them anymore making its job easier.

    2. Re:Why rewrite code that works? by hey! · · Score: 1

      Probably because input is a major limiting factor, particularly in an age where people are doing more and more on their phone. Even a small increment in input ease translates to a large increase in convenience. But on the flip side, even a small bug can be a big frustration.

      So the answer is it is sometimes quite important to improve a working bit of code, particularly in a competitive environment, but you really, really have to be sure that you're actually improving it.

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    3. Re:Why rewrite code that works? by CustomSolvers2 · · Score: 2

      You are spot on and I am saying that despite taking the let's-develop-it-from-scratch path quite easily myself. New versions affecting so basic functionalities indicates past (old code not flexible enough) or present (too invasive modifications) incompetence. Additionally, these bugs are usually more difficult to be found because most of the testing will be focused on the new features by assuming that all the old parts continue working fine.

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    4. Re:Why rewrite code that works? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hello, this is the Apple QA department, we'd like to hire you based off your obvious expertise in these matters!

    5. Re:Why rewrite code that works? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Layers upon layers of abstraction in code is the issue. iOS is becoming so bloated with each 'marketed' update that maintaining stability appears to be more of an issue with each major iteration. Add this bug to the long list of issues currently experienced by its users: input lag, input animation blocking, phone lag, usual increased battery drain, exchange mail send issues, live/hotmail mail send dupes etc.
      I watched my iphone 4s with skewmorphism turn into ios 10 garbage with massive slow down just the same as I witnessed my iphone 6+ go from ios 10 to this abomination 11 with the same noticable slow down and almost unusability just waiting for apps to open and responsiveness taking a god awfully massive hit.
      This is my last ios device before librem phones hit the shelves. Thank fuck I can hardly wait to be the keeper of my own phone.

    6. Re: Why rewrite code that works? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most likely the old code was a mess.

    7. Re:Why rewrite code that works? by RonTheHurler · · Score: 1

      I don't think Apple is even doing QA any more.

      I'm seeing all kinds of bugs everywhere.
      -- Text alignment on messages (keyboard interferes so I can't see what I'm writing, first line scrolls halfway off the screen, etc... )
      -- Focus jumping around on forms I'm trying to fill out on Safari. Several web sites. Tried to sign-up to their mailing list and couldn't. Safari kept jumping back two or three fields in mid-word as I typed.
      -- Text messages arrive on my computer but not on my phone. Or messages take hours to be delivered, and I'm at my desk, not driving.
      -- For some reason, I can't get Square (the payment processor) to load on my (current) ipad any more. It just quits. Neither the square app nor the OS had not been updated. Something else changed.
            (I later figured out that the same version of Square still works on my older ipad with the older version of the OS.)

        I could go on...

      Microsoft is damn obtuse, Apple has become flaky as hell-- more interested in useless cutesy animations than solid, stable functionality, and Linux is still not quite ready. Why can't someone out there do for Linux what Steve Jobs did for BSD????

      We need a new Next. Billionaire potential for whoever takes on that challenge.
      Ready, set, GO!

  11. Karma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I haven't noticed the problem.

    Sent from my new A@phone

  12. Revenge of Clippy by jabberw0k · · Score: 1

    It looks like you're trying to use vowels...

  13. Some problems with auto-predictive text. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My daughter's really excited. She's got a part-time job working at the shopping mall over Christmas. We're taking her to be measured for her cloak and hood for Satan's Grotto.

    Our daughter just completed her first week of her-part time job. She got laid on Friday, $300

    Just bought a new cable subscription today. The kids found the remote control and spent all day watching the Dismal Channel.

    1. Re:Some problems with auto-predictive text. by TWX · · Score: 1

      I don't see the problem here...

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    2. Re:Some problems with auto-predictive text. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My daughter's really excited. She's got a part-time job working at the shopping mall over Christmas. We're taking her to be measured for her cloak and hood for Satan's Grotto.

      Our daughter just completed her first week of her-part time job. She got laid on Friday, $300

      Just bought a new cable subscription today. The kids found the remote control and spent all day watching the Dismal Channel.

      Uh, predictive text often recommends your most commonly used words, which tends to make people wonder exactly how often you're texting about your daughter getting laid with a monetary reward. Perhaps it is the work of Satan. How dismal.

    3. Re: Some problems with auto-predictive text. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They like watching CNN?

  14. Yr Hldng T Wrng by cstacy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yr Hldng T Wrng

  15. I just can't shake the idea... by Cyberpunk+Reality · · Score: 1

    that this is fallout from them trying to replace the dots over all 'i's with tiny little Apple logos?

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  16. Apple is terribly sloppy these days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I gave up on IOS being stable as it used to be. Same old activation issues when you buy a new iPhone, IOS problems that take months to iron out. Plus the fact your old device get's slower and slower and you lack much ability to go back to a older release. At least the trade in values are still good so I can at least recoup some value for may iPad Mini 2 that IOS 11 completely made a snail with the upgrade.

  17. The "A[?]rony Is Delicious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The issue started when iOS 11's predictive text feature began to display an odd character in the place of the letter "I," offering up "A[?] instead

    An iDevice having issues with the letter i? Oh, the iRony.

  18. Buy a vowel by AndyKron · · Score: 1

    I'd like to buy a vowel for $1000 Chuck. Not.

    1. Re:Buy a vowel by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

      chuck woolery left in 1981

    2. Re: Buy a vowel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'Dave's not here, man.'

  19. Talk like Officer Crabtree day at Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  20. two spaces == Period and Apostrophe catastrophe by goombah99 · · Score: 1

    Since Sierra my computer started replacing all double spaces with a period. Gahhhh!!!

    turns out this is a checkbox option in the Preferences>keyboard>text setting in OSX.

    why would that be an important optimization. It's not even fewer keystrokes and almost never ever something you would want to rely on. ever.

    Anyhow that same preference pane tab is where you turn off smart quotes and keep slashdot from changing your apostrophes to catastrophes.

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  21. How did they fuck that up?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I...just... how???????

    1. Re: How did they fuck that up?! by Brockmire · · Score: 1

      Legendary Apple QA.

  22. Something about this smells by kaoshin · · Score: 1

    Perhaps it isn't the device, but rather something input which causes them to have these abnormal vowel movements? I mean, we really don't know squat about this, so maybe we shouldn't asssume.

  23. Sigh. by ledow · · Score: 1

    Never mind the price, feel the quality...

    1. Re:Sigh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      iOS 11 was free to everyone with an iPhone from the last 5 years.

      Now you can use the 'you get what you pay for' cliché.

    2. Re:Sigh. by ledow · · Score: 1

      Okay.

      You cannot use or obtain iOS legally without spending many times more than other brands charge for phones that don't fuck up when you ask them the weather (The Reg article today).

      Supposedly, that cost goes on the "quality" of the device. I wasn't even referring to iOS when I made my comment. Because this is one in a never-ending series of cock-ups by Apple over the last few years that show their app store vetting, device production quality, software update mechanisms and basic software quality are no better than anyone else in the market, but the devices to use them cost much more.

  24. Here's my diagnosis by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Irritable Vowel Syndrome.

    1. Re:Here's my diagnosis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have your gold

  25. That Takes Crg! by tomxor · · Score: 1

    (as in "courage" but thinner, less the (obsolete) vowels)

    1. Re:That Takes Crg! by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      It takes a corgi? Yeah, they're cute dogs, but...

  26. It's ok ! by tomxor · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't worry, vowels have not been completely depreciated, you can buy them as a dongle now.

    1. Re:It's ok ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The word you mean is “deprecated”, i.e. obsolete, no longer supported.

      The word you used, “depreciated”, is different, and means that something (investment, asset) loses value.

      They are related; for example, a product that is deprecated by its manufacturer may depreciate faster due to lack of support reducing its value for resale.

  27. Re: moderation double standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By that logic, any attempted joke about ethnic groups isn't racist, just as long as it's an attempt to be funny. Does that mean I can crack jokes about putting Jews in Nazi ovens and it's not racist because it's a joke? You are wrong. Reductio ad absurdum. QED.

  28. Ugh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ugh. The parent post is a racist 'joke' about Welsh people. Hognoxious needs to apologize for his post. Slashdot should release the usernames of the moderators responsible for modding the post up. It's time to expose the racists who are promoting racist comments.

    1. Re:Ugh. by slashrio · · Score: 1

      Since when is 'Welsh people' a (new) race?

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    2. Re: Ugh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since the term racism came to encompass other forms of bigotry such as that against specific countries or cultures. Which has only been the common usage for the last 50 years or so, so you're forgiven for not understanding it right away.

    3. Re: Ugh. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Since the term racism came to encompass other forms of bigotry such as that against specific countries or cultures.

      Only among people who can't spell xenophobia.

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    4. Re: Ugh. by slashrio · · Score: 1

      Being Welsh is not a race, so you're doing it wrong already for 50 years.
      No bad feelings, so I forgive you too.

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    5. Re: Ugh. by omnichad · · Score: 1

      You can hate someone without being afraid of them.

    6. Re: Ugh. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Lots of modern words don't mean exactly what you'd get by decomposing to their classical roots, translating them, and reassembling the result.

      Pornography is not [necessarily] writing about prostitutes, for example.

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    7. Re: Ugh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since the term racism came to encompass other forms of bigotry such as that against specific countries or cultures.

      Only among people who can't spell xenophobia.

      So you admit you don't hate "naggers", you are just a pussy afraid of them.

    8. Re: Ugh. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      You're just jealous because I know big words and you don't.

      noun: xenophobia

              dislike of or prejudice against people from other countries.
              "racism and xenophobia are steadily growing in Europe"

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    9. Re: Ugh. by omnichad · · Score: 1

      And your reply above that was literally to someone talking about the changing definition of words.

  29. It also truncates messages sent to other devices. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not exactly sure how SMS formats text but my older flip phone truncates messages only from iOS 11.0.03 and later devices. Maybe they switched to UCS-2?

  30. Not a bug by techdolphin · · Score: 1

    It is not a b*g. It is a f#^t*r#.

  31. Re: moderation double standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes it does.
    It's called black humor. I can joke about Jews without being a racist.

  32. Unicode gone awry by MichaelJ · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The problematic sequence that gets generated is the capital I followed by the hex sequence ef b8 8f, which is known as Variation Selector 16. That's “An invisible codepoint which specifies that the preceding character should be displayed with emoji presentation. Only required if the preceding character defaults to text presentation.” So in a sense it's technically correct, it's trying to say to display an eye or eyes when you've typed an "I". The problem is twofold: a) people aren't trying to type emoji, and 2) it doesn't actually work.

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  33. Re: moderation double standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So long as you don't sincerely wish to put Jews into Nazi ovens, sure, go right ahead. If your intent is to make people laugh, it's a joke; if your intent is to offend, it isn't. Simple as that. Yes, jokes can offend -- and the good ones often do offend whoever is unwittingly at the butt of them -- but, if the teller's intent was to make people laugh and someone laughs, well, it was a joke.

    There's a difference between standing up and shouting "Let's throw all the Jews in Nazi ovens!", which would be difficult to defend as a joke, and getting on stage (or on Slashdot) and saying "Did you hear the one about the blind Jew who got baked? He could Nazi the oven." I got that one from a Rabbi.

  34. Could be more ominous reason. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    Perhaps, like some journalists, the vowels are trying to unionize.

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  35. Re: moderation double standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You stupid street shitting sand monkey, get the fuck back to your jungle hole

  36. Who wants Predictive Text by nukenerd · · Score: 1

    I hate predictive text. When I search for "BBW" it gives me "BBC", which is not what I want whatever is meant by it.

    1. Re: Who wants Predictive Text by Brockmire · · Score: 1

      iOS 11 introduced the feature, "closet reveal". The 3D scanner has a Gaydar plugin.

  37. Do you take Czechs? by tepples · · Score: 1

    Czechia... a whole country built around the idea of paying someone for services with an IOU...

  38. Re: moderation double standard by Hognoxious · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's called black humor.

    Careful, you'll trigger someone.

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  39. My guess is Robots and AI are lurking there by sandbagger · · Score: 1

    Captachas and auto correct is how the coming robot overlords are communicating. In fact my autocorrect is s....NOTHING IS WRONG WITH AUTOCORRECT. PLEASE CONTINUE WITH YOUR DAY.

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  40. see related slashdot post on qa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems that all too well timed.

    Also, the slashdot one where apple only allowed a week of reviewer access...

    All apple needed was this to get out, and even fanboys would say, nah, I'll Wait, i need to be able to type...

  41. Fingerprinting? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That sounds a lot like modifying what you type to create a fingerprint of what you are topping.

    Just a thought as vowels appear in a lot of Unicode positions but look the same, even though they are not the same code point.

  42. âoestrictly restrictedâ *sigh* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bloody kids...

  43. absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this is getting out of hand, apple can't release software properly anymore, they ALWAYS fuck up updates.

    holy shit, they've become worse than old Microsoft...

    I just upgraded from mavericks to el cap, because they finally, mostly stopped breaking it every time they released updates for it...

    Sierra? Nah... High sierra? Hahahahhaa, no. bugged. as. fuck. and will be bugged until patch 4 or 5.

    Dissapointed. Apple can do better, they're being very fucking slack with QA on software... their engineering department should be ashamed of themselves for allowing this software to release full of stupid fucking bugs that should never have found their way into the release....

    Get your fucking shit together, Apple! Getting fucking tired of this crap.

  44. Re:moderation double standard by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    I bet he couldn't even point to Walce on a map!

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  45. The worlds most advanced mobile os; my ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    apple absolutely sucks at software.

  46. Re: moderation double standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is no such thing as an inappropriate joke. . . . THAT'S WHY IT'S A JOKE!

    (Edit: “Filter error: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.”. Yeah, no shit?!)

  47. Re: two spaces == Period and Apostrophe catastro by Brockmire · · Score: 1

    Because they likely fucked up ripping off a Blackberry feature. If it inserted a period and kept the double space, it would be more efficient under regular use, and auto correct if you miss hitting the period. If it replaces the double space with a period only, that's typical Apple thinking.

  48. Fake New! by mnemotronic · · Score: 1

    Fake News according to President Tramp.

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    1. Re:Fake New! by HoppQ · · Score: 1

      Fk nws!

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  49. I've got a teenager by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Meh, I've got a teenager who replaces every utterence with "uuuuuuuuuu"

  50. Apple software engineers learning about NLP by Keith_Beef · · Score: 1

    This picture is of Apple software engineers learning about Natural Language Processing. http://gallica.bnf.fr/ark:/121...

  51. Re:MOD HOGNOXIOUS DOWN TO -1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sensitive on the internet, peeps are!
    beware of the dark side, anger og resentment, the dark side are they!
    trolls leads to resentment, resentment leads to anger... and ANGER to the dark side it leads!
    care not for my inconsistent mumling, because consistent it is!
    the keyboard is my ally and a powerfull ally it is *suspisiosly high sigh plus a peacefull facial expression*

  52. Re: moderation double standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By that logic, any attempted joke about ethnic groups isn't racist, just as long as it's an attempt to be funny. Does that mean I can crack jokes about putting Jews in Nazi ovens and it's not racist because it's a joke? You are wrong. Reductio ad absurdum. QED.

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  53. Let Me Guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple has jumped on board the DevOps ship, too?

    How courageous.

  54. rm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fck tht fr gme f sldrs...

  55. Strange keyboards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Strange keyboards. I don't have a "I," key or a "I." key or a "A[?] key.

  56. Re: two spaces == Period and Apostrophe catastro by edittard · · Score: 1

    It's amazing how many people don't write like that.I find it very annoying,don't you?

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