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Flat Earther Plans To Launch Homemade Manned Rocket (apnews.com)

walterbyrd shares an Associated Press report: Self-taught rocket scientist "Mad" Mike Hughes is a 61-year-old limo driver who's spent the last few years building a steam-powered rocket out of salvage parts in his garage. His project has cost him $20,000, which includes Rust-Oleum paint to fancy it up and a motor home he bought on Craigslist that he converted into a ramp. His first test of the rocket will also be the launch date -- Saturday, when he straps into his homemade contraption and attempts to hurtle over the ghost town of Amboy, California. He will travel about a mile at a speed of roughly 500 mph. "I don't believe in science," said Hughes, whose main sponsor for the rocket is Research Flat Earth. "I know about aerodynamics and fluid dynamics and how things move through the air, about the certain size of rocket nozzles, and thrust. But that's not science, that's just a formula. There's no difference between science and science fiction."
UPDATE (11/25/17): His first launch atttempt had to be cancelled after his homemade launcher broke down in his driveway.

10 of 555 comments (clear)

  1. I can't even this morning by HumanWiki · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can't.. I was going to quote some stuff and then comment on some other.. but, I can't..

    Even Wile E Coyote wasn't that stupid.

  2. Re:OMG by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 5, Funny

    Stop him, hell. I just donated to his kickstarter.

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  3. Pass the popcorn by bjorniac · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Self-taught rocket scientist..."

    This is gonna be good.

  4. Re:OMG by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now he's a Flat-Earther. He's merely about to become a flat Earther.

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  5. Re:OMG by budgenator · · Score: 4, Funny

    If he changes the water for 100% hydrogen peroxide he might get high enough to see the edge. The real problem is when your up that high, the mind controll rays are real strong; if your not wearing at least 3 layers of tin foil they'll get through and all you'll remember is seeing round not flat!

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  6. Re: Total flamebait article by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's a geek site, and yet you're either trademarking a bunch of a's with little hats or they still haven't figured out Unicode 20 years in.

  7. Making Earth Flat Again by PopeRatzo · · Score: 5, Funny

    "I don't believe in science," said Hughes

    I think Trump may have found his new director of NASA.

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  8. Re:OMG by jwhyche · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh look. Three more words that will never be in my obituary, "home made rocket."

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  9. Wat by x_t0ken_407 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I don't believe in science...I know about aerodynamics and fluid dynamics and how things move through the air, about the certain size of rocket nozzles, and thrust. But that's not science, that's just a formula.

    You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

  10. Re:OMG by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 3, Funny

    That isn’t going to make him any dumber...

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