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Flat Earther Plans To Launch Homemade Manned Rocket (apnews.com)

walterbyrd shares an Associated Press report: Self-taught rocket scientist "Mad" Mike Hughes is a 61-year-old limo driver who's spent the last few years building a steam-powered rocket out of salvage parts in his garage. His project has cost him $20,000, which includes Rust-Oleum paint to fancy it up and a motor home he bought on Craigslist that he converted into a ramp. His first test of the rocket will also be the launch date -- Saturday, when he straps into his homemade contraption and attempts to hurtle over the ghost town of Amboy, California. He will travel about a mile at a speed of roughly 500 mph. "I don't believe in science," said Hughes, whose main sponsor for the rocket is Research Flat Earth. "I know about aerodynamics and fluid dynamics and how things move through the air, about the certain size of rocket nozzles, and thrust. But that's not science, that's just a formula. There's no difference between science and science fiction."
UPDATE (11/25/17): His first launch atttempt had to be cancelled after his homemade launcher broke down in his driveway.

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  1. OMG by Chrisq · · Score: 5, Insightful

    OMG will someone stop him from this suicide attempt?

    1. Re:OMG by Kokuyo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      To what end? At this point he's jut a waste of space.

    2. Re:OMG by gtvr · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I wonder if the mechanics of landing are just formulas or "science fiction"

    3. Re:OMG by CeasedCaring · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why? This is Darwinism at work (not that he believes in that, either!)

    4. Re: OMG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nonsense. We're just biased to think of ourselves as the lucky ones because we observe ourselves having been born. The ones who were not born in this reality were born in alternate realities, where doubtless they consider themselves the lucky ones and us the unlucky ones.

      And they might be right. Our reality is the one with President Trump, after all.

  2. Re:I can't even this morning by Kokuyo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Wile E. Coyote is actually a pretty diametral example. A lot of his failures were due to cartoon physics not being real physics. This joker here has it kinda backwards ;).

  3. Let's hope... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Let's hope his test on Saturday goes well and that he proves Darwin's theory of evolution.

  4. his troll-fu is weak by Thud457 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's gotten to the point where we can't tell the trolls from the idiots. It's just easier to assume they're all idiots.

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  5. Re: Total flamebait article by sg_oneill · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Can you not please try and speak for the rest of us? Itâ(TM)s a science article about home made rockets , this is a geek site. Itâ(TM)s exactly what the site is about and has always been about , and Iâ(TM)ve been here since the nineties

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  6. The real question by grasshoppa · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Is how we can encourage this behavior. Encourage everyone who doesn't "believe" in science to take themselves out. It could only help the species.

    Of course, we'd lose most of our politicians....so it's really a win/win.

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  7. Breaking news! by Narcocide · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Rocket scientist trolls entire world by building a rocket out of garbage while claiming not to be a scientist. Plans to adhere to the scientific method while claiming not to believe in science.

    Godspeed, you mad scientist. Onward for science!

    1. Re:Breaking news! by pz · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Ah, someone gets it!

      This guy is attempting one of the biggest trolls I've ever seen! The best part is his underlying message, which is pure science: "I don't believe you, and I'm going to check for myself." How much more Aristotelian can you get?

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