Elon Musk Trolls the Media With a Clip From 'Spaceballs' (twitter.com)

An anonymous reader writes Elon Musk is having fun on Twitter, where he's either promoting the new line of $20 "Boring Company" hats or trolling the media. "To preserve the transcendent majesty & specialness of The Boring Company cap, we are capping cap orders at 50,000 caps," Musk tweeted Sunday, adding "Almost there ..." Responding to a user who asked, "Is this really how you're funding the boring company??" Musk answered "Yes."

An hour later he tweeted that "Every 5000th buyer of our boringly boring hat will get a free hat signed by the delivery guy. That special hat delivery will take place deep within the real, but fictional (of course), tunnel we are building under LA while you drive the giant machine blindfolded. This will actually happen."

And then hours later, Musk shared a fresh insight into his thought process. "The *real* money comes from merchandising," he tweeted, adding "I learned it from this documentary," sharing a video titled "merchandising" which, on closer inspection, turned out to be a clip from the 1987 comedy "Spaceballs" starring Mel Brooks.
Ironically, George Lucas had only blessed Mel Brooks' parody of Star Wars with one condition: that no Space Balls action figure merchandise ever be produced.

Comments

The Schwartz!

[Templer421]

Is Strong With This One!

Re:The Schwartz!

[TheReaperD]

And I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Let's see how you "handle it."

Re:The Schwartz!

[Anonymous Coward]

I handle it quite well.
 
Here is some Chinese knockoff Musk merchandise. Why pay him when you can pay the chingchongs directly?
 
She's gone from suck to blow...

Re: The Schwartz!

[Anonymous Coward]

You're gay.

Stop talking

[elrous0]

And build more cars.

Re:Stop talking

[Anonymous Coward]

Mr. Musk needs to concentrate on his core business and start producing one car every 60 seconds or so, sometimes it seems like he is spread too thin.

Re:Stop talking

[DontBeAMoran]

Since Elon Musk is alone and assembles each and every car in the factory, your comment makes a lot of sense.

Re:Stop talking

[Anonymous Coward]

As someone who has worked in the auto industry including plants for 25 years, it is easy for me to see, at any rate, that a chief who is distracted by too many side projects and not giving 110% attention to getting a new assembly line up and running is going to get exactly what he is getting. But you wanted to deflect that argument. Why is that?

Re:Stop talking

[DontBeAMoran]

You're assuming that he's the only one in charge of everything? Surely he has people under him to manage things too.

Re:Stop talking

[TheReaperD]

You know, he's not perfect, by a long shot but, at least he wants to make a fucking difference. Because of that, or because of feelings of their own inadequacy, people are determined to tear him down every chance they get. The guys get some problems, but a least give him a chance.

Re:Stop talking

[Anonymous Coward]

Yep, we're all waiting for the news that Musk ran off to Mexico with the savings from the SpaceX launches. Yep, any day now, all those huge savings will turn out to be a giant con.

Cause, you know, he actually only had a couple of rockets, he just kept reusing them over and over again and billing as if it were a brand new rocket!!!!! Shameless, he even started bragging about it, and dont forget the displaced russian engines are being sold to the nk's now. Somebody better check them space signals, I bet those are being faked to keep the con going.

Re:Stop talking

[Anonymous Coward]

He wants to be rich and famous. Everything else is secondary.

Thus why he has actively chosen popular, sexy, futuristic industries instead of more mundane and more effective ones like desalination, international oceanic freight, or simply lobbying for a legal environment that rewards positive behaviors.

Re:Stop talking

[Anonymous Coward]

You're a hyperbolic crybaby first, a jealous bitch second, and so many tears + a few billion dollar ideas make you a wanna-be poor man's Elon Musk, IN YOUR CUCK DREAMS, FOX NEWS.

Re: Stop talking

[Anonymous Coward]

Yeah a real humanist would have done something BORING like make a company to dig, or BORE tunnels in the ground to improve transit option.

Re:Stop talking

[K. S. Kyosuke]

There is very little to be solved in terms of improved oceanic freight, especially if you're not a large shipbuilder, and "effective desalination" is a pie in the sky. Well, a cloud in the sky - we already have efficient desalination, and it's called "evaporation and rain". Compared to this, spaceflight and smaller-scale distributed energy (including vehicles) are definitely two areas where there *can* be a lot of still-unrealized progress. So why focus on the areas where there's little to be improved and/or little impact done when the problem is solved?

Re:Stop talking

[AmiMoJo]

I think owners of Tesla cars are getting a little frustrated at the lack of progress on promised features. Maybe he needs to hire more people to manage/engineer things.

Tesla is selling "full self driving" capability today, for about $3500 on top of the $5000 "enhanced auto-pilot". Self driving will be delivered at some unspecified date via software update. Enhanced auto-pilot doesn't work very well yet. There was an old version, known as AP1, which was better. Newer cars have AP2 hardware, which doesn't even have auto-wipers yet.

This is problematic because people have expensive cars that are depreciating and running out their finance plans, with features that they paid for but which have not been delivered. And in fact, it seems like Tesla is actually going backwards because the older cars have better autopilot and working rain sensors.

Re:Stop talking

[haruchai]

"not giving 110% attention to getting a new assembly line up and running"
That's the responsibility of Peter Hochholdinger, who oversaw the production of several Audi models in a 20 year career.
https://www.linkedin.com/in/pe...
Elon's job is to keep the money coming in & he does that very well.

Re:Stop talking

[edtice1559]

He's already rich and famous. He now does what he wants.

Re:Stop talking

[Anonymous Coward]

And what he wants is to take your tax dollars and sink them into things that can't be built, such as hyperloop, because they defy science.

I don't get why everyone is okay with this. Are you okay with tax dollars going to a church? Wouldn't be any different, both are anti-science.

Re:Stop talking

[Anonymous Coward]

What a insidious plan! Spend tens of billions building massive factories, years of research, producing over 100k vehicles, launching dozens of orbital rockets, recovering over a dozen orbital class rockets, etc, all to get a few billion in government funding. Yes, makes perfect sense.

Re: Stop talking

[kellymcdonald78]

Yes because everyone knows that the two industries you want to be in to make easy money and become super famous are the automotive and space launch industry. If Elonâ(TM)s sole driver was wealth and fame he would have invested his $100M PayPal payday very differently

Re: Stop talking

[Anonymous Coward]

You apparently have little knowledge of either musk or the church.

Re: Stop talking

[mspohr]

I think he's capable of doing more than one thing.

Re:Stop talking

[Anonymous Coward]

How exactly does hyperloop defy science?

What's funny...

[Anonymous Coward]

I just ordered one of these hats and you can't pay with PayPal!

Re:What's funny...

[Anonymous Coward]

I just ordered one of these hats and you can't pay with PayPal!

Something you might want to consider should you ever decide to accept PayPal in payment for goods.

Vacuum or suck?

[Anonymous Coward]

The joke that made no sense, since space is already a vacuum.

Maybe Elon realized Space is fake, the Earth is flat, and what the heck is going on at SpaceX?

Leave your nerd card and get out

[DontBeAMoran]

...sharing a video titled "merchandising" which, on closer inspection, turned out to be a clip from the 1987 comedy "Spaceballs" starring Mel Brooks.

If you can't tell that from the screenshot alone, you're not a nerd.

GET OUT.

Re:Leave your nerd card and get out

[Anonymous Coward]

I think the news here is that a person with a name is aware if 30 year old popular culture.
Usually it is only some of those internet persons but it turns out that there are some real persons that knows of that stuff too!

This is literally tabloid level of news.

Re: Leave your nerd card and get out

[mspohr]

To most people here, actually looking at the links is "deep research"

Is it parody ?

[OrangeTide]

Because the Spaceballs "merchandising" scene always had a ring of truth to it. It's not hard to see how much toy sales drove many of these franchises. From pretty much anything Disney, to Star Wars, to Transformers.

Also, I love the name of Musk's company. I LOL'd the first time I found out about The Boring Company.

Re:Is it parody ?

[Anonymous Coward]

Of course it's a fucking parody. Just like LOLing at your penis every morning is paradoxical to the real thing!

Boring Company is nothing special, like naming a:
* sport shop, "Dumb Elle's".
* computer store, "Byte Me".
* porn store, "Your mummas house"
etc.

Re:Is it parody ?

[bickerdyke]

Because the Spaceballs "merchandising" scene always had a ring of truth to it. It's not hard to see how much toy sales drove many of these franchises. From pretty much anything Disney, to Star Wars, to Transformers.

And now, 30 years after Spaceballs, "Star Wars" and "Disney" are one. Now that's what I call visionary.

Also, I love the name of Musk's company. I LOL'd the first time I found out about The Boring Company.

I still hold to my claim that he only founded it for the sake of that pun.

Re:Is it parody ?

[Anonymous Coward]

Yeah "The Boring Company" and the VC firm "Lowercase Capital" are two of my favorite company names.

Re:Is it parody ?

[Anonymous Coward]

All good comedy has a ring of truth.

Re:Is it parody ?

[tehcyder]

I love the name of Musk's company. I LOL'd the first time I found out about The Boring Company.

It all seems a bit like turning up to a new job and seeing that the boss has a "you don't have to be mad to work here...but it helps!" sign on their desk.

Spaceballs the Lunchbox

[Lirodon]

Spaceballs the Breakfast Cereal, Spaceballs THE FLAME THROWAH!! ("The kids love this one!")

Re:Spaceballs the Lunchbox

[Anonymous Coward]

Phonetically spelling out a person's accent is racist.

Re:Spaceballs the Lunchbox

[Anonymous Coward]

pointing out someone's racism is racist

Maybe a monoculture would...

[SuperKendall]

...but not a Muskculture.

Is this Playful Elon or High Elon?

[Bruce Perens]

A while back, Elon tweeted something about having a quiet evening with some wine and ambien. Fortunately, Elon is wealthy enough that someone else is probably driving if he has to go anywhere under this mix. Elon has also commented that he could be bipolar.

So, sometimes one wonders if Elon is just toying with us, or if he's high.

I think there's one very good thing about this recent spate of announcements and the self-designations that some of them are fake. There was a certain class of young Elon Musk fan (I'm looking at you, Reddit /r/spacex) who didn't believe that Elon Musk lied. No, I'm not kidding. I just figure that all corporate executives lie and that it's part of the job, but not those young fans. But now, Elon seems to be putting out enough consciously conflicting messages that some of them will turn out to be lies, and the fan base can adjust its adoration accordingly.

I do think he's done a whole lot of great things. And I think you need someone like him to do them.

Re:Is this Playful Elon or High Elon?

[DontBeAMoran]

He really seems to have both the money and the personality of fictional character Tony Stark, played by the excellent Robert Downey Jr.*

* his name is Robert Downey Jr. so am I supposed to just write two periods to end my sentence or what?

Re:Is this Playful Elon or High Elon?

[ColaMan]

In this case the general agreement is that you just use a single full-stop.

http://www.grammar-monster.com...

Re:Is this Playful Elon or High Elon?

[DontBeAMoran]

So.... U+1F6D1 ?

Re:Is this Playful Elon or High Elon?

[Anonymous Coward]

Not being able to handle basic grammar and countering with an obscure, obsolete code edge-case is just sad.

I really understand why you are pushy and defensive about your ego now.

Re:Is this Playful Elon or High Elon?

[DontBeAMoran]

ColaMan's post was informative to the question I asked. I then replied with a joke since "full stop" is funny to me, english being a secondary language. It's also a joke about the insane amount of new "characters" emoji crap that we now have to endure since it's part of unicode.

But your post? It just makes me want to post something about wooshing sounds. As for my "ego", this is a stupid account on a now-mostly-pointless website, I don't care what you think.

Re:Is this Playful Elon or High Elon?

[Anonymous Coward]

I intentionally baited you, presenting an opportunity to show my post to be true. If you respond at all, true. If not, false. Call it a science experiment.

I will not be reading your responses. They will inevitably be irrelevant post-rationalization.

Re:Is this Playful Elon or High Elon?

[Archangel Michael]

Isn't there an emoji character for "whoosh" ? If not, there ought to be!

Re:Is this Playful Elon or High Elon?

[Anonymous Coward]

really? cos you just came across as a dick

poor editing

[gravewax]

someone needs to learn the meaning of irony! hint there is nothing ironic about the merchandising restriction for action figures as Musk isn't doing them either.

Re:poor editing

[Anonymous Coward]

The editor/submitter have the same firm grasp of Irony as Alanis Morissette.

Re:What would slashdot do

[DontBeAMoran]

Mono on Linux. Funny.

Re:Backup your bs w/ proof OrangeTide

[Anonymous Coward]

You get downmodded because you are a raving lunatic. It is as simple as that

Re: Elon staring at a gyroscope for 15 minutes

[Anonymous Coward]

It's Elon after watching a gyroscope for 15 minutes. It didn't move! But the Earth supposedly shifted 3 3/4 degrees!

Then he watched a solar eclipse, and a lunar eclipse. What was that!?

Elon now realizes he is in running a company trying to send people to fake Space, from a flat Earth. You'd be a little nuts too!

Solar Eclipse: https://vimeo.com/230976895
Lunar Eclipse: https://vimeo.com/92378881
Next lunar eclipse: Jan 30/31, 2018.

Re: Elon staring at a gyroscope for 15 minutes

[Anonymous Coward]

That flat earth shit is not even funny.

loosing it

[Anonymous Coward]

the completely lost it...

Re:Get this thru your head OrangeTide

[Pikoro]

Nah, it was probably me. Sorry I hurt your feelings earlier APK.

Autonomous demonstration

[fozzy1015]

Hey Elon, how about an on that completely autonomous coast-to-coast drive you promised by the end of the year? You have less than a month to go! Then again, maybe you should stick to the hat business. Probably the only one you've ever made a profit on.

Re:Autonomous demonstration

[Miles_O'Toole]

The Envy. It is strong in this one. And so bitter!

Re:Autonomous demonstration

[Anonymous Coward]

Is it even legal to run the route autonomously? Also Musk didn't actually say end of this year, he said end of the year... Maybe he meant the year period the started the day he said it. I mean he has been busy with the whole battery in 100 days, which is all funny the way people are trying to find ways to start the period before he even said it so they can say he didn't deliver on time. But we don't know how close they are to having a freeway-capable system, maybe they're already on 'release candidate 50' or something.

Re:Autonomous demonstration

[hyades1]

Well, Elon has introduced electric cars to the general market after the big automakers had decided they didn't want to, and he's brought private enterprise into space.

So what are your accomplishments again?

Re:Autonomous demonstration

[Miles_O'Toole]

For some reason, Musk seems to incite a lot of rage among the "It'll Never Work" crew. When you're 40 years old and mom is still paying the internet bill, seeing somebody who has literally changed the world do well must hurt.

Re:Autonomous demonstration

[Anonymous Coward]

As we all know, only people who have produced games can write reviews. Only people who have gone into politics can criticize others who have. And only businessmen can complain about the conduct of businessmen.

Re:Autonomous demonstration

[Applehu Akbar]

The AC Musk hating basement legion only exists in any case because of government subsidies like SSDI. That's why they can't tell the difference between government subsidies for doing absolutely nothing and profiting by selling services to agencies like NASA and DOD.

Re:Autonomous demonstration

[TheDarkMaster]

Well said my friend, well said.

Re:Autonomous demonstration

[Anonymous Coward]

And only herrings that are read can be red herrings. Or something equally stupid. You stink of desperation.

Re:Autonomous demonstration

[hyades1]

He does have that aroma clinging to him, doesn't he!

Re: Autonomous demonstration

[Lije Baley]

I am Grand Poobah of the local "It'll Never Work" Society, regularly hating on "AI" and self-driving car stories, but I have no problem with Elon beyond a tinge of jealousy. He delivers FAR more on his promises than the average gasbag.

Re: Autonomous demonstration

[Anonymous Coward]

You mean delivering on things like HopelessLoop?

Re:Autonomous demonstration

[fozzy1015]

For some reason, Musk seems to incite a lot of rage among the "It'll Never Work" crew. When you're 40 years old and mom is still paying the internet bill, seeing somebody who has literally changed the world do well must hurt.

No rage, just calling out a fraud and carnival barker when I see one. For reference: https://twitter.com/elonmusk/s... It's impossible to keep up with all of his broken promises, but once people are indoctrinated into a cult it's hard to get them to see reason which is right in front of them. Though I'm a bit disappointed, figuring /. readers were more sophisticated.

Elon Musk Is Certifiable Nut Job

[Anonymous Coward]

Certifiable and codified.

Re:Elon Musk Is Certifiable Nut Job

[Anonymous Coward]

wtf i hate elon now

Spaceballs figures

[irving47]

I still want my damn Eagle-5 official Pops model, damn it.

Re:Spaceballs figures

[xlsior]

I still want my damn Eagle-5 official Pops model, damn it.

Don't hold your breath -- Mel Brooks had an agreement with George Lucas not to sell any Spaceballs action figures and other tie-in toys, in order to secure Lucas' blessing to make fun of Star Wars. (Didn't hurt that he also hired Industrial Light & Magic to do the special effects)

"Merchandising, where the real profit is made!"

Re:Spaceballs figures

[JaredOfEuropa]

Why did Brooks even need Lucas' blessing to make his parody?

Re:Spaceballs figures

[Anonymous Coward]

Because lawyers are expensive no matter who (eventually) wins?

Re:Spaceballs figures

[lister king of smeg]

Why did Brooks even need Lucas' blessing to make his parody?

Because Lucas did the special effects.

Re:Spaceballs figures

[Anonymous Coward]

Because while Brooks may be something of a prick, he is not an asshole.

Re:Spaceballs figures

[Gilgaron]

Same reason Weird Al gets permission for his parodies: it makes things easier, and people get long better.

Re:Spaceballs figures

[mattack2]

He didn't. He did it out of courtesy.

Re:Get this thru your head OrangeTide

[Anonymous Coward]

Saw your post history. Seems apk has you running the same way he has orangetide running scared too Pikoro and I think he is right about you also.

Re: Backup your bs w/ proof OrangeTide

[Anonymous Coward]

Are you done ranting about bump stocks?

Mod parent funny!

[Anonymous Coward]

I skimmed through this. It is hilarious!

Friday /. was pissed I said Musk trolls publicity

[raymorris]

Just two days ago I said Musk drums up publicity while Nissan, BYD, and others build more electric cars. He's the PT Barnum of our age, I said. The Musk fanatics went nuts. Today, this. He's literally claiming he'll finance his new company by selling hats, and trolling the media with Spaceballs clips.

Re:LIST OF FAGGOTS

[TheReaperD]

I see someone has a lack of confidence in their "skills."

Elon's core business is the future.

[robbak]

Elon's core business is inspiring people to dream of a more exciting future, and trying to bring that future about. Building the Model 3 is one part of this, as is designing electric trucks and hypercars, pushing battery tech forward, working on forgotten areas of solar tech such as the aesthetics of the product, and building and designing even more epic reusable rockets. Oh, and seeing if anything can be done about the inefficiencies of tunnel building for solving transport problems.

Re:Elon's core business is the future.

[K. S. Kyosuke]

it's very clearly getting personal enrichment and power through government subsidies and exploiting consumers.

...as opposed to...what? Big oil? Telcos? Come on, you're not *that* naive about the world, are you?

Re:Elon's core business is the future.

[Cederic]

There are people out there with ethics. Less in America, and disappointingly few as wealthy as Musk.

That doesn't mean we have to accept his approach.

Re:Elon's core business is the future.

[Anonymous Coward]

Since I have seen no evidence that hes getting rich through subsidies, you will need to show your work there slugger.

How much did that 4 digit ID cost you on ebay?

Re:Elon's core business is the future.

[rjstanford]

No, it's very clearly getting personal enrichment and power through government subsidies and exploiting consumers.

Pretty sure his personal enrichment and power was doing just fine once he'd sold PayPal.

Re:Elon's core business is the future.

[Archangel Michael]

I beg to differ. Everyone has ethics, some are more hypocritical that others; as in "Ethics are for the other guy".

Re:Elon's core business is the future.

[Cederic]

Ah, comedy. Someone posting anonymously thinking people actually buy slashdot IDs? Just fucking sign up mate, it's free - I did it 17 years ago, but it's not too late.

Musk made a lot of money through Paypal but he's made a lot of money since too. If he wasn't getting subsidies Tesla would've been bankrupt long ago, even with all the VC cash he's using to bolster the value of his shares.

Re:Elon's core business is the future.

[tehcyder]

Elon's core business is inspiring people to dream of a more exciting future

Thanks, I just threw up over my keyboard.

Re:Friday /. was pissed I said Musk trolls publici

[Anonymous Coward]

No Ray, Elon Musk is trying something that hasn't been done whereas you're just a jealous faggot with a coal-fired intellect firing off PT Barnum aphorisms ONCE AGAIN.

Re:LIST OF FAGGOTS

[AK Marc]

Wow, I didn't know I had a following. Just send cash.

Elon has been trolling investors for years

[Anonymous Coward]

By making them think he could run a profitable company and that they would see an ROI.

Great trolling, Elon!

Re: Elon staring at a gyroscope for 15 minutes

[oobayly]

That's the second time I've seen those links. As far as I could tell they're just videos of eclipses and make me reference to flat earth. What's the deal?

I finally got the difference between Musk & Tr

[Anonymous Coward]

Musk is Rick Sanchez crazy.
Trump is Abe Simpson crazy.

Re:Get this thru your head OrangeTide

[Pikoro]

Do you honestly think nobody can tell that this was posted by you apk? The depths you sink to feel good about yourself.

Yes Mr Boeing

[Anonymous Coward]

How dare this guy compete with an institution like yours ?

Re:Get this thru your head OrangeTide

[Tenebrousedge]

I wish you were dead. So, I think, do most people here. Now you're bragging about threatening and harassing people; I didn't think you could be more of an asshole. You're the worst human I'm aware of, and the planet would be vastly superior for your absence.

Backup your bs w/ proof OrangeTide

[Anonymous Coward]

Backup your bs w/ proof OrangeTide https://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=11425437&cid=55663429/ provide proof of me picking on you 'for years' as you said in the post parent to mine in that link I just posted - you can't.

(If I had issues w/ you I'd have bookmarked it & I never have before YOU came in calling me a "git" (fool) starting hassles!)

* Additionally - CLASSIC & PRICELESS:

I also CAUGHT YOU posting UNIDENTIFIABLE AC vs. using your registered 'lusername' yet you point to YOUR POST that was done under your REGISTERED 'lusrname' claiming it too (YOU = FLATOUT-BUSTED -> https://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=11432439&cid=55667787/ )

SEE YOU DOWNMOD HID THIS 8x TIMES I POSTED IT TOO https://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=11430293&cid=55668641/ & https://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=11433711&cid=55669021/ + https://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=11432725&cid=55669055/ https://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=11432725&cid=55669519/ https://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=11430293&cid=55669493/ https://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=11432483&cid=55666417/ https://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=11433711&cid=55669449/ https://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=11434053&cid=55670435/ trying to hide it!

APK

P.S.=> This is the 22nd time you've done a "Run, Forrest: RUN!!!" vs. it OrangeTide - why's that? I caught you lying?? Cat got your tongue??? Yes, obviously - pitiful... apk

It's pronounced

[Chas]

MOICHANDISING!

Sheesh. How could he get that wrong?

Re:TenebrousEdge: Another butthurt fool I dusted

[Anonymous Coward]

When did you go from our funny odd host file crazy guy to this full on violent crazy? Was it trump? He touched you didn't he. Can you point to the doll.

Captcha: nuisance

Whoever is studying AI needs to review the captcha system here as its freaky.

Re: Elon staring at a gyroscope for 15 minutes

[Anonymous Coward]

Yes, they are videos of eclipses. You watch them, you see they do not behave according to the heliocentric model. Your mind is blown.

Solar: Corona lines can be observed to move faster than the speed of light. Light of the corona can be observed on the back of the moon. Light of the chromosphere can be observed on the back of the moon. Light of protuberences can be observed on the back of the moon.

Lunar: Shadow is black, then changes color to reddish: Shadows don't change color. Moon glow of uneclipsed portion increases as shadow becomes reddish, detail lost.

Re:TenebrousEdge answer a simple question (lol)

[Anonymous Coward]

When was the last time you took your meds?

Re:Friday /. was pissed I said Musk trolls publici

[Anonymous Coward]

Hat?

Hat.

Re:Friday /. was pissed I said Musk trolls publici

[K. S. Kyosuke]

Just two days ago I said Musk drums up publicity while Nissan, BYD, and others build more electric cars.

And if all the car manufacturers spent half as much effort as Tesla does, Tesla would indeed be very far behind.

Re:TenebrousEdge answer a simple question (lol)

[Anonymous Coward]

When's the last time you took yours? You project you need them. Especially painkillers after the asswhipping apk gave you. Is that what you call Tenebrousedge eating his words? Not meds. Words are his meds since he's the one doing the eating! Poor diet that! He'll starve/die of malnutition hahaha.

Re:Backup your bs w/ proof OrangeTide

[Anonymous Coward]

I think you need to have your meds adjusted

The Spaceballs vehicle

[Anonymous Coward]

Last I saw 4 years ago, the Spaceballs vehicle is in the Justice Private Automotive Collection (http://www.justiceprivatecollection.com/) in Duarte, CA.

Re:LIST OF FAGGOTS

[TheReaperD]

Looks like you forgot to give somebody a handjob.

TenebrousEdge = a butthurt fool I dusted

[Anonymous Coward]

See subject: Still "butthurt" I dusted your lame ass TenebrousEdge https://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3239985&cid=41936149/ (& our /. peers & security pros do your ass in easily) ?

Yes, lol! You did that to yourself.

* You ARE as good as dead vs. me chump!

The link above & your big mouth proves it in BLACK & WHITE & you're not PEOPLE - you're FAKE NAMES for FAKE LIVES cartoon characters (lol, "Bugs Bunny" & stupid as rabbits)

Lastly - I SEE YOU TRIED "DOWNMOD HIDING" THIS LAST 2x TIMES I POSTED IT TOO https://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=11434053&cid=55671739/ & https://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=11434053&cid=55673221/

Well, here I am posting it again (LIMITLESS here, lol) & exposing you had to EAT YOUR WORDS vs. me, as always, dolt!

Asshole? There's NO BIGGER ASSHOLES than "your kind" (flimsy limp-wristed "ne'er-do-well" WANNABES, lol!) - STRAIGHT UP FOOLS!

APK

P.S.=> You're not even HUMAN - You're a FAKE NAME for your FAKE LIE OF A LIFE & the planet doesn't need more of "your kind" (cowardly little whimps who BLOW @ computing)... apk

TenebrousEdge answer a simple question

[Anonymous Coward]

TenebrousEdge (replying by AC now) see subject: HOW'd EATING YOUR WORDS TASTE https://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3239985&cid=41936149/ hmmm? RoTfLmAo!

* A wee bit like your FOOT IN YOUR MOUTH ramming those errors of yours back down your CHICKEN-NECK throat & washed down by the bitter taste of SELF-defeat?

(Hahahahahaha)

BOTTOM-LINE: It's not MY FAULT you make it easy for me to show everyone YOU & "your kind" are STRAIGHT-UP FOOLS, hahahaha!

APK

P.S.=> Grovel before me bitch - you did it to yourself! apk

Get this thru your head OrangeTide

[Anonymous Coward]

OrangeTide asking you backup your bs can't make me a lunatic https://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=11434053&cid=55670435/

You're insane not considering consequences of your actions (your BIG MOUTH writing CHECKS IT CAN'T CASH). ... & yes, I KNOW it's you "OrangeTide" (not behind your FAKE NAME for your FAKE LIE OF A LIFE) but this time by AC (nothing new for you, I've caught you in THAT twice now).

* LMAO - I love it - You're "ReAcTiNg" so there still must be some SMALL vestige of pride left in you (even a FAKE NAME for a FAKE LIE OF A LIFE seems to have some).

Yes, I know it's you OrangeTide - lol, I am getting thru to you & this? This is JUST THE START (you brought it on yourself & no amount of 'downmodpoints' or post burial can stall me).

FACT: You're helpless against me on ALL fronts!

(YOU & all "Your kind" (Not men flimsy whimps))

APK

P.S.=> Shouldn't have started this with me - soon Google will pickup on it & I'll drive YOU OUT the way I helped get rid of BarbaraHudson/TomHudson & Coren22 (who I actually took the TIME to 'zero-in' on with SOME HELP from mililtary people I know & got his name, address, everything - I told him about it, he disappeared MONTHS ago).

If I was REALLY UPSET, that's what I'd do to YOU OrangeTide, but I'm not - it's enough to EXPOSE YOUR LYING TROLL BULLSHIT & show everyone YOU CAN'T BACKUP YOUR BS - for now... apk

Wasn't I Pikoro but it does prove something

[Anonymous Coward]

See subject: Others see me kick your ass & you "Run, Forrest: RUN!!!" vs. https://mobile.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=11432635&cid=55668007/ as you ran from 3 simple questions, lol!

QUESTION: Cat got your tongue, off-topic trolling scum that you are? Yes. Change your name on /. to "the Ayatollah of URAN" (lmao).

You're just like OrangeTide, running (you're most likely his sockpuppet or the other way around is my guess).

* You're reprehensible FAKE bugs bunny name online for your FAKE LIE of a so-called 'life'!

(... & you KNOW it, "ne'er-do-well")

APK

P.S.=> Grovel before ME, you worm - RoTfLmAo! HOWEVER: Humiliation & defeat, for YOU? NOTHING NEW to "your kind" though - THAT I am certain of & you prove it vs. me constantly - it's what you do/how you roll... apk

The Obsession

[JohnStock]

This guy just has to fart and the hipster nerds wank themselves silly. I thought /. was better than this. Keep this sort of shit in Wired.