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Man Threatened Company With Cyber Attack To Fire Employee and Hire Him Instead (bleepingcomputer.com)

An anonymous reader writes: A North Carolina judge sentenced a Washington man this week to 37 months in prison for threatening a company with attacks unless they fire one of their employees and hire him instead. According to court documents obtained by Bleeping Computer, on April 18, 2016, Todd Michael Gori sent an email to TSI Healthcare, a healthcare software vendor based in Chapel Hill, North Carolina. Gori, a 28-year-old resident of Wenatchee, Washington, threatened the company with cyber attacks by him and unnamed friends if the company did not fire one of its employees and hire him instead.

"I am giving you, TSI healthcare two choices," Gori wrote in the email. "You either lay-off [identity redacted] and replace her with me, an operator 100x better that she is oppressing. Or I will take out your entire company along with my comrades via a cyber attack. Again you have two choices. Get ride of her and hire me. Or slowly be chipped away at until you are gone. She is a horrible operator that can only manage 2 screens with an over inflated travel budget. I fly at least 10x as many places as this loon on 1/5th of the budget," the email reads. "I have petitioned for a job with you guys with her as a reference as I am a felon with computer skills and need assistance getting work as technically I have 'no work history'. She declines everytime and burries me even further."

151 comments

  1. What? It's not April 1 yet by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

    That has to be a joke. No one could be that stupid. Right?

    Apparently I have too high of an opinion of humanity.

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    1. Re:What? It's not April 1 yet by gweihir · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The problem is not the stupid, although that is impressive. The problem is the completely unwarranted inflated sense of his own skills. A Dunning-Kruger example case.

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    2. Re:What? It's not April 1 yet by Krishnoid · · Score: 1

      You either lay-off [identity redacted] and replace her with me, an operator 100x better that she is oppressing. ...
      I fly at least 10x as many places as this loon on 1/5th of the budget,

      Unwar*anted perhaps, but at least he's trying to be quantifiable. They should at least give him the chance to show his work in getting those numbers.

      * 'r' removed to make up for the extra one in TFS

    3. Re:What? It's not April 1 yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one could be that stupid. Right?

      Apparently you didn't follow the election last year... Check out who the nominees were and who actually won(!), and then come back with that question. Believe me, you haven't even glimpsed at the bottom of the barrel yet.

    4. Re:What? It's not April 1 yet by prefec2 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      He is not trustworthy. I will not employ a person with a questionable character. No company wants that (except from the upper management). Interestingly the US population thought a narcissist asshole with limited intellect but unlimited self-interest will be beneficial for the country.

    5. Re:What? It's not April 1 yet by PPH · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, he is upper management.

      QED.

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    6. Re: What? It's not April 1 yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You stupid fuck is not trustworthy to be employing people.

      Men need to rise against oppression of sjw lesbian faggets and kill them off in a swift attack.

    7. Re:What? It's not April 1 yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed, because the RUSSIANS metalled in the elections and literally made Americans vote for OLD SMALL HANDS. I was with her, will always be with her, and AM STILL WITH HER. She lost the election because of Russian hackers not unlike this guy and because most voters are white male mysoginists who would just HATE to have a minority president. How sickening. How sad. And it's too late for all of us to move to Canada or Europe.
       
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    8. Re:What? It's not April 1 yet by nuckfuts · · Score: 2

      Could have used a link for the Dunning-Kruger reference. I'd never heard of it before. Now I know how to describe a certain politician.

    9. Re:What? It's not April 1 yet by nospam007 · · Score: 5, Funny

      "He is not trustworthy. I will not employ a person with a questionable character."

      Fuck the character. I'm a grammar-Nazi and I wouldn't hire him for that reason alone.

    10. Re:What? It's not April 1 yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Indeed, because the RUSSIANS metalled in the elections

      Absolutely, Trump definitely alloyed with them.

    11. Re:What? It's not April 1 yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please stay out of Canada. We do not want you.

    12. Re: What? It's not April 1 yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Based on the tripe you just posted - what makes you think we want you ?

      - Canada.

    13. Re:What? It's not April 1 yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He is not trustworthy. I will not employ a person with a questionable character.

      I don't think there is anything questionable about his character, except possibly the circumstances on why he is a felon, and only then because I don't care to look it up or ask.

      He isn't moral or ethical.
      He isn't trustworthy.
      He is incapable of empathy.
      He isn't computer knowledgeable or technical at any normal let alone advanced level.
      He is incapable of performing basic tasks requested of him.
      He is incapable of being part of a team workforce, and is falsely convinced it is the fault of everyone else and not himself.
      He has shown a complete lack of forming a logical process or statement.
      He has shown, I suspect more than just this once, that upon making up falsehoods he will aim harm upon random individuals, of which you and anyone else in his life are equally valid targets.

      This is the type of person I wouldn't want as a customer let alone as an employee, and the fact he is still allowed attempts to take part in a free society is terrifying.

      As our legal system is commonly known to be just as heavy handed in the reverse sense, I would normally want to know of the details of his prior situation that resulted in him being a felon before passing judgement on it.
      But now there is no chance any of that would convince me that I don't want such a person at all involved in anyway with my life.

    14. Re:What? It's not April 1 yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting! Either yet another example of a Russian troll pushing the con man or another trumpster from the south whose father married his sister and doesn't realize that very shortly they will be in debtors prison.

    15. Re:What? It's not April 1 yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A much simpler explanation is that those of great patience however smart are easily placated into great leagues of ignorance. And those whom are expedient, greedy for something more are never satisfied until they meet their own demise. Dickens wrote it best when describing the hypocrisy in his Christmas Carol tale.

      My take on the matter is that tautologies either propositional or predicative are fundamentally retarded due to our lack of awareness. True intelligence is the propagation of possibilities that furthers sustainability of the species as that leads to further refined senses counter to the irrational selfishness as outlined by both archetypes presented.

    16. Re:What? It's not April 1 yet by techdolphin · · Score: 1

      "...[A]n operator 100x better that she is..." If somebody else had not been convicted of this, I would have thought it was Donald Trump. He makes a boast that cannot be proven or is not true. If it was Trump, he could have been trying to get a job in case he has to leave his current one early.

    17. Re:What? It's not April 1 yet by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      It's summer at the South pole. Go for it, and take your friends.

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    18. Re:What? It's not April 1 yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... most voters are white male mysoginists who would just HATE to have a minority president ...

      If you want to learn how to troll, watch Samantha Bee: Her snide asides are very subtle. They're easy to miss among the blatant man-bashing cushioned with sexual humour. For instance, she blamed Clinton's defeat on those third-party voters who didn't agree with her, in a throw-away line. She, like you, is wrong: Clinton didn't get the votes because she didn't deserve the votes. She was correct to criticize voters for choosing the second-biggest arsehole (according to media coverage) in the race, although her manner of doing so was petty and driven by the sudden and painful realization that half the voters really didn't want her.

    19. Re:What? It's not April 1 yet by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      You either lay-off [identity redacted] and replace her with me, an operator 100x better that she is oppressing. ... I fly at least 10x as many places as this loon on 1/5th of the budget,

      Unwar*anted perhaps, but at least he's trying to be quantifiable. They should at least give him the chance to show his work in getting those numbers.

      I'd like to know how he flies 10x as many places on 1/5th the budget - is he also a travel agent, own a plane, sleep in his rental car? Also how is *she* oppressing him - as opposed to the company? [ Can't wait to hear his justifications for better treatment from his fellow inmates in prison. ]

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    20. Re:What? It's not April 1 yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah because hillary isn't also a narcissistic cunt..

    21. Re:What? It's not April 1 yet by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Sorry. I see so much application of it that I tend to forget it is still somewhat obscure. Thanks for posting the link yourself.

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    22. Re:What? It's not April 1 yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh fuck off, you easily manipulated twat.

    23. Re:What? It's not April 1 yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wasn't aware that Canada and Europe closed their borders to people from the US. I am sure you can find entry into either at any time. I am sure not one person here is stopping you from leaving.

    24. Re:What? It's not April 1 yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His grammar is give away no. 1 that he's a putz.
      "I am giving you, TSI healthcare {comma missing} two choices," Gori wrote in the email. "You either lay-off [identity redacted] and replace her with me, an operator 100x better that she is oppressing. {what does that mean?} Or I will take out your entire company along with my comrades via a cyber attack. {even with commas, that sentence sounds like he's threatening "his comrades" as well as the company} Again you have two choices. Get ride of her and hire me. Or slowly be chipped away at until you are gone. She is a horrible operator that can only manage 2 screens with an over inflated travel budget. I fly at least 10x as many places as this loon on 1/5th of the budget," {what does flying have to do with anything?} the email reads. "I have petitioned for a job with you guys with her as a reference {comma missing} as I am a felon with computer skills {comma missing? or a period? this is a run-on sentence} and need assistance getting work as technically I have 'no work history'. She declines everytime and burries {misspelling} me even further."

      I wouldn't give this "loon" the time of day for an interview or anything else.

    25. Re:What? It's not April 1 yet by fredrated · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, the us population picked Hillary. elites of the electoral college pick the orangutan.

    26. Re: What? It's not April 1 yet by nitehawk214 · · Score: 2

      Lots of people think they are experts on the Dunning-Kruger effect.

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    27. Re:What? It's not April 1 yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that by doing so he's illustrated his hand: He has nothing left to lose by this, as he's already unemployable.
      This is desperation.

    28. Re:What? It's not April 1 yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh. You think you're supposed to "trust" questionable people. That's cute.

      You use them.

      If you can't do one without the other your capabilities are ordinary, your opinions (incl #55804881) beneath mention, and you're likely on the puppet strings of people who can.

      Remarks about his dumb attitude or doubting his intellect/wisdom only further my argument that he's exploitable, if requiring significantly insulated and distant "handling".

      It's convenient that you seem to have brought up Donald, who is probably one of the most manipulated occupants of the position to date. If I were one of the few lucky bastards currently in the dual positions of beneficiary and ear-whisperer of the king's court - sorry, congress - I'd probably be bored at how absurd the current challenge-yield is.

      I'd probably get him to announce a manned spaceflight to the sun (contract going to an associate of mine, obviously) to keep busy.

    29. Re:What? It's not April 1 yet by siamesevodka · · Score: 1

      Just think, in about 35 months he can tell other prisons about his impressive skills at making license plates.

    30. Re:What? It's not April 1 yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the us population picked Hillary. elites of the electoral college pick the orangutan.

      ...and who picked the 'elites' of the electoral college?

    31. Re:What? It's not April 1 yet by dfenstrate · · Score: 0

      Actually, the us population picked Hillary. elites of the electoral college pick the orangutan.

      ....because the only legitimate elections are the ones leftists win....

      Your 'champion' had feet of clay and should have known the rules of the game just as well as Trump. She played for a popular vote win, which she got, but a popular vote win doesn't get the presidency. Further, California alone tipped the scales for the popular vote- and they're not too particular about who they let vote.

      That's pretty much the reason for the electoral college in the first place- so that California doesn't (or a few large population centers don't) dictate the president of the United States every single election.

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    32. Re: What? It's not April 1 yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not even California, but just three districts in LA... Which allow illegal aliens to vote, and has no voter ID check. You can literally vote 10 or 20 times with no validation or repercussions, and don't need to be a citizen.

      No shit Hillary got a lot of votes in LA and NY.. It's the Democratic welfare plantation.

    33. Re: What? It's not April 1 yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What group in the UK cousin marries the most? Careful, you'll be considered "problematic" in ten years for that incest comment.

    34. Re: What? It's not April 1 yet by nuckfuts · · Score: 1

      Good one :)

    35. Re:What? It's not April 1 yet by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      The electoral college exists because, when the country was formed, less--populous states knew very well that giving all citizens equal say would result in their minority voice getting overpowered by the much greater numbers who would disagree with them. We have a word for this: We call it 'democracy.'

    36. Re: What? It's not April 1 yet by houghi · · Score: 1

      No, the people picked him through a process. If you do not like that process, change it.

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    37. Re:What? It's not April 1 yet by Spamalope · · Score: 1

      We have a word for this: We call it 'democracy.'

      Unless we've been to a better school. Then we call it Republic, or representative republic if we're more pedantic.

    38. Re:What? It's not April 1 yet by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

      I agree with your viewpoint. I think we should immediately disband the institution that lets those states have equal representation, at the expense of true democracy. We should fold the House of Representatives and the Senate into one chamber, with the current members each simply having one vote apiece. Of course, the filibuster rule would be abolished too, since that allows the minority population to prevent the majority from having a vote.

      Yes comrade, I like this new equal representation you advocate. Please help me in spreading your idea until it is put into effect by this spring.

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    39. Re:What? It's not April 1 yet by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

      Ten times as many at one fifth the price, eh?

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    40. Re:What? It's not April 1 yet by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      The bicameral system was based upon the English house of commons and house of lords, but adapted to a representative democracy. The idea is to provide some more stability to government - the senators stick around. Otherwise you'd end up with a government constantly in flux, as a new party takes over every few years and sets about burning down everything the last accomplished.

      Actually, it doesn't sound like it works after all.

    41. Re:What? It's not April 1 yet by powerlord · · Score: 1

      Indeed, because the RUSSIANS metalled in the elections

      Absolutely, Trump definitely alloyed with them.

      I'm completely in favor of Alloying Trump and some Russians. Tell you what though ... if we Smelt him first and mix in some Tin I'm pretty sure we get his Bronzer to become Brass.

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    42. Re: What? It's not April 1 yet by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

      Carbonite him so Putin can hang him on a wall in the Kremlin.

    43. Re:What? It's not April 1 yet by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 1

      Don't put down the next US president. After he gets out he has plenty of time to get a campaign going for 2024.

    44. Re:What? It's not April 1 yet by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 1

      I was wondering why he wanted to take out his comrades if he didn't get the job. I thought if anything that they might have helped him.

  2. No work history, but 100x better? by jfdavis668 · · Score: 1

    Not sure how he got 100x better than her, with no work history.

    1. Re:No work history, but 100x better? by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Funny

      Not sure how he got 100x better than her, with no work history.

      He may have been exaggerating, but even if he is really only 10x better, he would still be a great employee.

      He is likely very good, since he clearly doesn't waste time on silly trivialities like grammar, spelling, and coherent thinking, leaving more time to get important stuff done.

    2. Re:No work history, but 100x better? by prefec2 · · Score: 1

      He is obviously unable to understand social conventions. Therefore, he is not able to work with others. Thus he can either become US president or stay out of any other office where he has to compromise. That is stay unemployed. Instead of sending him to prison, they should send him into a mental institution helping him to grow up and become a productive part of society.

    3. Re:No work history, but 100x better? by lucm · · Score: 1

      He is obviously unable to understand social conventions.

      I suspect he is also unable to understand sarcasm.

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    4. Re:No work history, but 100x better? by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 1

      Well, they don't let you count what landed you in jail as work history, now do they?

  3. Umm, yeah by Rick+Zeman · · Score: 2

    "Sure, I'll hire you because you've proven yourself to be so ethical..."

    Snort. That's as moronic as the guy who just tried to rob a bank by writing the note on one of his checks...and then leaving it with the teller.

    1. Re:Umm, yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      unless the teller recognized the guy, or the check had his picture on it, there's no way for teller to know, at the time of the robbery, that the perp wrote the note on one of his own checks.

    2. Re:Umm, yeah by gweihir · · Score: 1

      The number of people that are really incapable but think they have it all figured out is apparently on the raise. Sure, most humans have been idiots throughout history, but whether they know it or think themselves some kind of genius is more environment-dependent. I guess we are seeing the front of the wave of children that have all been told they are special.

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    3. Re:Umm, yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm... it's "rise", not "raise".

    4. Re:Umm, yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe just a larger population.

    5. Re:Umm, yeah by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

      The teller wasn't the one who arrested the guy. Plus the teller may have read the name off the check back to him, just to make sure Mr. Robber wants to make that withdrawal.

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    6. Re: Umm, yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, but it gives the police a lead to check out.

    7. Re:Umm, yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3) You're special as in "Olympics".
      4) Yet you desperately seek approval from complete strangers.
      5) Your video is awful. Just terrible. Even Mike Stoklasa wouldn't know how to mock it.

    8. Re:Umm, yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go away, Mr. Grinch. No one wants your nregativity.

    9. Re:Umm, yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No way for the teller to know without using google but the police have access to other information sources. It'd be a good place to start as even if it isn't the thief. How did they get that check?

    10. Re:Umm, yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "nregativity"??

      Russian word escape accidentally, Kamarad Kris?

    11. Re:Umm, yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Poor, Mr. Grinch. Did Santa Claus dump coal down your chimney again this year?

    12. Re:Umm, yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Poor, Christopher Reimer. Did you spend Christmas alone again, and get kicked out of that park for being a creepster with a camera?

    13. Re:Umm, yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Grinch redeemed himself after all but Cindy loo hoo had given up while creimer continually burns the sympathy, 2nd, and 3rd chances everyone gives him.

      Incidentally I was also raised to believe different is ok. But in reality a little social conformity is a good thing and every part of my life improved after I gave up being everyone's harmless weirdo.

    14. Re:Umm, yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who?

    15. Re:Umm, yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are hundreds of Christmas in the park videos on YouTube. Creimer's video is ranking number four, BTW.

      https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Christmas+in+the+park+San+Jose+california

    16. Re:Umm, yeah by sconeu · · Score: 2

      The first rule of Dunning-Kreuger club is you do not know that you are in Dunning-Kreuger club

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    17. Re:Umm, yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chris living in his imaginary world again which most people find weird, twisted and absurd and which Chris accepts as being perfectly normal.
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    18. Re:Umm, yeah by gweihir · · Score: 1

      True. Stupid and knowing it is not really stupid anymore as it allows you to compensate.

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    19. Re:Umm, yeah by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Google says 115M to 2M, so it clearly is an upcoming new way to write it...

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    20. Re:Umm, yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They are both words but grammar matters too. Look up the context and admit it when you are wrong, don't double down on "alternative facts".
      "on the rise" -> 8.4M
      "on the raise" -> 1.9M

    21. Re:Umm, yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My God! Praise the genius of creimer! It is now ranked number one with only 5 views!

      https://www.youtube.com/result...

    22. Re:Umm, yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hear there is a proposal on the table to rename it the Dunning-Kreimer club to make it more 2018 and to give people a clear point of reference.

    23. Re:Umm, yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's 32 if you click through the link. BTW, the YouTube algorithm loves external clicks. Thanks for ranking creimer's videos even higher. Assholes.

    24. Re:Umm, yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "nregativity"??

      Russian word escape accidentally, Kamarad Kris?

      You don't understand his pun. Obviously, creimer is a racist!

    25. Re:Umm, yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are shit posting again creimer. How would you know anything about "YouTube algorithm"? With your python script?

      Like everything you do your script is flawed.
      https://slashdot.org/comments....

      Damn, you are so dumb that you think "dot" is an operator in python. I now have seen everything!

      Read what Chris Reimer (cdreimer) wrote here:
      https://groups.google.com/foru...

      You are such a perfect miracle imbecile Chris!

      I can't believe that you are actually imbecile enough to post this thread here. It makes you look like an even more imbecile fucktard yet.

      As some have stated on that thread "dot is NOT an operator", you fucktard! Apperently, you did not read the thread yourself or more likely, your ameba brain reading comprehension doesn't allow you to understand its content.

      It's like asking: What is the dot operator precedence in Linux Slackware 1.2.3? You can't daisy chain dot operators in Windows versions (e.g. 3.1, 3.11, etc.)

      What is the precedence in the 2.5 IQ that you possess?

      And if you ever asked about real operators the word is "Precedence" you fucktard!

      Dots are not operators in ANY OOP language you silly fuck!

      See java:
      https://docs.oracle.com/javase...

      For python, you could have googled it but no, you needed to grab the attention on that google group and didn't care that it made you look like a total fool.
      http://reeborg.ca/docs/oop_py_...

      See example in above link:
      Fido.head.mouth.teeth.canine.hurts();
      Other example:
      Criemer.head.brain.isHurting(); This is always false because your head is empty you dumb fuck!

      But Criemer.head.isEmpty() always returns true...

    26. Re:Umm, yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How would you know anything about "YouTube algorithm"?

      Please educate yourself. Your stupidity is embarrassing.

      https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=YouTube+algorithm

    27. Re:Umm, yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hahaha creimer! A bunch of weirdos and lunatics like yourself trying to "game" youtube algorithm.

      One even named his video "gaming the youtube algorithm ;-)

      Youtube algorithm is secret you dumb fuck!

      Do you remember when you thought you had an infinite number of karma points on /. you fat imbecile? Same thing again you clueless ameba.

    28. Re:Umm, yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Youtube algorithm is secret you dumb fuck!

      The YouTube algorithm pays attention to the metadata (i.e., title, description and tags). Something that most YouTubers don't bother with when posting their videos. This is why creimer's video ranks higher with fewer views than older videos with thousands of views.

    29. Re:Umm, yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get TubeBuddy (not LubeBuddy) to reveal the secrets of the YouTube algorithm.

    30. Re:Umm, yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck you are dumber than dumb creimer. "Paying attention" sure isn't something you are able to do!

      My God! Praise the genius of creimer! It is now ranked number one with only 5 views!

      https://www.youtube.com/result...

      Look at the search query string in the above link:
      "Christmas+in+the+park+San+Jose+california+reimer"

      Pay attention to the reimer in there!

      Of course if you search for your video it is going to show up first!

      In realty, your video doesn't rank anything you useless dumb fat fuck!

      And you still don't know shit about "youtube algorithm" you brainless ameba!

    31. Re:Umm, yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1 insightful!

      The youtube search algorithm pays attention to the query string!

    32. Re:Umm, yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doubling down on alternative facts is the way things are now. This is Trump's America.

    33. Re:Umm, yeah by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      The first Nigerian scam email I received mentioned that I was known to be honest and trustworthy, and therefore ideal for their illegal scheme. It amused me.

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  4. Seems like a smart guy. by orlanz · · Score: 3, Interesting

    He is a ex-felon and this having trouble getting a job. So he comes up with an idea to get back in jail, picking on a company who declined his resume a few times.

    He did not seem to have hurt anyone, but only threatened them (with gun violence too). And he got 3 years worth of meals on the tax payers dime.

    Mission accomplished?

    1. Re:Seems like a smart guy. by dissy · · Score: 2

      He did not seem to have hurt anyone, but only threatened them (with gun violence too). And he got 3 years worth of meals on the tax payers dime.
      Mission accomplished?

      Even there he failed at being efficient at the task.

      He could have just wrote to the parole board the first time that he hates humanity and wants let out early to get a head start on making everyone pay.

      Then he wouldn't have had this period of unemployment to solve, all while still seeming like the go-getter he claims to be!

  5. Enjoy a wonderful Christmas Special! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  6. What color is your parachute? by rmullig2 · · Score: 0

    Black with white stripes.

  7. Autism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We are reaching levels of Autism not thought possible before.

  8. Prison vs Hospital vs Us @ /. by dschnur · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Without any other supporting evidence, It seems like there are some mental deficits in play. I'm not even going to grace the preceding statement by calling it a hypothesis, however, on the surface it looks like the only reason the story is relevant to /. is because the label "cyber" has been attached to a generic threat from a person who might be better off in an in-patient care facility instead of prison.

  9. Free housing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Guess he couldnâ(TM)t make the rent - so, he chose prison. Brilliant!

  10. "She declines everytime and burries me ..." by Viol8 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I wonder why? Blackmail a company over a gripe and tell them exactly who you are as well. I mean thats just savant level criminal genius, right?

    1. Re:"She declines everytime and burries me ..." by PPH · · Score: 1

      But she can operate a spell checker.

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    2. Re: "She declines everytime and burries me ..." by Millennium · · Score: 1

      So has he stalked her from company to company, or is he just stalking her at the one? Either way, it sounds like he's not just a felon, he'a also a creep.

  11. Re:Fucking Todd by oddtodd · · Score: 2

    you could say it's an odd name...

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  12. Huh? by Freischutz · · Score: 1

    Man Threatened Company With Cyber Attack To Fire Employee and Hire Him Instead

    I find myself lacking words that can adequately describe just how stupid that idea is.

  13. You are pro-SJW false narrative and cuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am American and I see that this is another example of how society keeps our white men down. It give all the good jobs and education to negores and women instead of white men then when any complain call they are stupid and imprison them with the false accusations of terrorism.

    1. Re:You are pro-SJW false narrative and cuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly a Russian troll because they object to giving jobs and education to "negores"

  14. Re:Sound reasoning by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I think that every healthcare company in the country should hire an illiterate extorting felon to manage their sensitive information and fire the literate. Can't imagine where he got the idea (cough Trump cough).

    Your brain is so small you can't remember Hillary's top secret email server, managed at about that level of security. cough cough cough cough cough (that's just Hillary having another coughing fit)

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  15. Re:Fucking Todd by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

    But it's not a banana nana fo fana name like Chuck.

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  16. Re:Sound reasoning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gee, thanks for reminding us again about the two stellar choices we were given to choose from.

  17. Bad Lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Should have tried an insanity defense.

  18. Wenatchee has some curious characters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wenatchee, Washington came into prominence in the 80's / 90's as the largest population on prozac. Since then, the news these folks generate has been amazing. Why didn't he just get a job at local oddity, Black Rock?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPOvIxMLSlY

  19. Re:Sound reasoning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh you mean the mailserver that Colin Powell gave her or maybe you me the copy that Condeleza Rice gave her. Oh wait you me like the "top secret" mailserver that Dick Cheney setup to avoid FOIA requests

    Another id 10 t from the south

  20. Makes us all look bad by ErichTheRed · · Score: 1

    I've been doing IT work for over 20 years, and all this time it has been an uphill battle to get our chosen field taken seriously. People like this are a big contributor to the problem IMO. I could definitely see offshore outsourcing firms using examples like this as scare tactics when trying to take over a company's IT department. "Mr. Executive, our loyal staff will do the needful 24/7 with zero complaints and zero chance of your company ending up in the news like this." -- or something like that.

    I think there's a lot of executives and other decision-makers who think the BOFH stories are a how-to manual for IT guys and don't trust that we won't go rogue om them. The guy who wrote that email, quite frankly, sounds like a butthurt nerd living in Mom's basement whining about how he wasn't chosen for a job. It's true that a lot of us don't derive extreme pleasure from socializing, me included, but most of us have figured out how to not come off as a total idiot like this guy.

    The only silver lining I can see from the Great Consolidation to the Cloud coming up is that sysadmins/DevOps guys left on site are going to have to be even more engaged with the people they're supporting. Unless the trend totally reverses itself, and I only see it speeding up, it's going to be very hard to be the lone guy in the data center or lone developer locked in your office.

  21. Desperation. by WolfgangVL · · Score: 2

    All these comments are cracking at how incredibly stupid this guy is. I read incredibly desperate.

    It's all smiles and wit when we talk about wealth in the USA, eat the rich, French revolution... ect.

    Here is a real example of a skilled worker being excluded from the work force on account of Felon status. Keep sitting back and watching with your 5 dollar coffee and cable TV folks. Might as well heat up the popcorn while your at it. Expect more of this sort of thing.

    I wonder how many times a year this sort of thing happens in the non-tech sector. This dude is going back to prison, and his family just learned what side of the coin their really on.

    People are getting desperate. People are getting more hungry, and people are getting violent. Those people doing the excluding? Their buying the land and driving up the COL everywhere while looking down their noses at everybody else and trying to figure out "the homeless problem"

    We're on the express train to desperate violence folks. Look around at the world. Step outside your little bubble and actually look at whats going on. This guy aint stupid. He's desperate, and so are MANY more.

    When the shoe finally drops, it's going to be something to behold.

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    1. Re:Desperation. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      TLDR

      No. He's just stupid.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    2. Re:Desperation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Desperate and stupid are not mutually exclusive.

    3. Re:Desperation. by lucm · · Score: 1

      Step outside your little bubble and actually look at whats going on. This guy aint stupid. He's desperate, and so are MANY more.

      What about the lady he stalked and tried to get fired? The one who is not a felon and who did nothing wrong? Maybe you're the one who needs to step outside your little bubble.

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      lucm, indeed.
    4. Re:Desperation. by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      He can be both. It is true that felons have great difficulty in finding employment. They have to disclose to any employer that they are a felon, and in almost all cases this results in their application being instantly thrown in the trash - plenty of people looking for work with a clean record. Unless they have a personal friend who will pull a few strings for them, chances of getting into employment are slim. Is it any surprise that some of them conclude they have no choice but to return to crime to support themselves?

      This particular felon, however, doesn't seem to have the aptitude to be a successful career criminal. Perhaps that is why he got caught, twice. He is both desperate and stupid.

    5. Re:Desperation. by The+Evil+Atheist · · Score: 1

      They're the ones who voted for the situation to continue, despite the rest of us trying to tell them voting for tax cuts for the rich won't help them get rich. Maybe they should start listening and stop betting on winning the lottery and avoiding the tax.

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  22. Well, of course! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Threaten and extort the company you want to work for. It's the obvious way to go. I mean, it's not like you're showing yourself to be of poor moral judgement, and it's not like the company will extrapolate from that to try to figure out what you'd be like as an employee, right?

    What could possibly go wrong with this plan?

  23. Reply to KenM's mentally-deficient little brother: by UncleTogie · · Score: 1

    Funny, I'm a white guy at work, and I'm surrounded by a diverse workforce. It's almost as if we were hired on our ability to perform tech support...

    But hey, keep blaming other people for your inability to perform. I get paid for reading it either way.

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  24. He got caught? by AndyKron · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised this didn't work. Where did Todd slip up?

    1. Re:He got caught? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Watch something relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdP8TiKY8dE

  25. Re:Reply to KenM's mentally-deficient little broth by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    But hey, keep blaming other people for your inability to perform.

    Perhaps he's a Republican. :-)

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    It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
  26. It’s a symptom of neglect. by Picodon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    To me, this story is mostly a symptom that our society needs a bit more (probably, a lot more) mental health care. I don’t mean it in a disparaging way. I feel sincere pity for him. The guy wrote that he is a felon, so he’s probably done jail time; and his writing reveals obvious (and serious) psychological problems. I find it unfortunate that we cannot do better with (or rather, for) people like that. Mental health troubles can be debilitating (particularly, socially debilitating) and lead too many to jail.

    Don’t get me wrong, I understand the value of personal responsibility. For example, I might get offended if someone bumps into me. But not if it’s a blind person! Unfortunately, psychological problems are (comparatively) more difficult to recognise, understand and (importantly for the legal system) confirm (and measure), so we often handle them using the expedient and cheaper device, the discard pile. This might come from insufficient scientific understanding of those conditions, and limited medical ability to treat them. But I’m afraid that it may also reflect a lack of compassion and generosity on our part, and probably a lack of vision and good judgement as well, since we’re likely ignoring a good investment.

    1. Re:It’s a symptom of neglect. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you say is true. Mental health services often have a vary arrogant attitude and many none special doctors can be box tickers and risk averse when it comes to rocking the boat. His position makes logical sense even if he lacks the social skills and emotional responses expected. A large organisation may hate the mavarick on sight and business as usual affability be given a free pass. My guess is both of them have issues but guess who gets the job and guess who gets shitcanned? Guess who tells the truth and guess who tells lies by omission. It's possible this case has multiple levels of misunderstanding and discrimination which in its own way provoked the situation. Better legal and medical representation may possibly have resulted in a different court judgement or at the very least a different summing up. This kind of problem is sadly fairly widespread.

    2. Re:It’s a symptom of neglect. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look at this, more important than random idiots:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xf-0_dFnl-Y

  27. IRONY ALERT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you really think the Beautiful Harddisk was serious ?

    & i am APK

    Here, get a coupon for 75% off for a copy of my HOSTS file. It now also redirects all Federal Agency Cyber Attack servers to 127.0.0.1 !!!

  28. Re:He was right, though. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like most of fellow Americans I agree with you %100.

  29. Prison Services Inc, Eh ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This guy should be locked up for a month to think about his threats. Maybe he also needs medical treatment.

    Beyond that I can only read the Anglosaxon LOCK HIM UP Craziness out of your post. The Craze which has made the US the nation with the highest relative prison population. "Land of the free" and other bitter ironies...

    1. Re: Prison Services Inc, Eh ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How's that Muslim rape spree treating you and your daughter?

  30. NAAAH ! Georgians ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only Rooskie-employed Georgians, related to Josef Stalin, could be so heinous to poison the pure Waters Of Freedom !

    I assume his name is Brutalovitch Shevardnadse Dshugashvili. A grandson of Uncle Joe, with a Special License signed by KGB man Putin to degrade, subvert and morally break America !

  31. BUT - SHE PUSSY ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    America never had a pussy president. That excuses all of this, don't cha know ?

  32. Yeah, Read It in NY TIMES !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As we know the NY Times are such a gold standard of journalism, it must be true !

    The Hive Mind of Marxists is usually infallible and they have decided it was the Roosmans who have stolen the election from the stellar candidate of Goldmann-Sachs, Lockheed and General Atomics.

    We all know how critical New Wars are for the economy and Hillary "he died" Clinton pledged to bring new wars for the starving US arms makers. Only the Roosman enemies of Lockheed can be behind this, because what is good for Lockheed profits is good for America. We all know that.

  33. Nancy Guerillero ??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One more proof the Rooosmans are behind all of it !

    They have teamed up with Space Nazis and Cuban Whistlers to Inject Dangerous Noises into the ears of patriotic Americans who only want to bring civil war to one more nation !!!

    1. Re:Nancy Guerillero ??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Praise the genius of creimer! His video is now ranked number one with only 5 views!

      https://www.youtube.com/result...

    2. Re:Nancy Guerillero ??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chris' case is getting worse, he spends all day replying to himself as AC on /.

      The tests we ran on Chris have shown that Chris has the intelligence of an ameba:
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      So, technically, he is able to conceive some kind of agenda but it will be silly or impossible to follow on a human scale.

      For example, Chris had an agenda to post anything he felt like on Slashdot which did not work well because it was based on his false beliefs that he had an infinite number of karma points as he wrote here several times.

      Several people here explained to Chris that karma maxed out at some level like 50 or so but Chris kept on insisting that his python script had confirmed that he had millions of karma points!

      Oh well, as I wrote before: "It isn't Chris' fault if he is the way he is. We do the best we can do with him and he is partially integrated into society. We try to cure his abnormal need for attention but he is kind of stubborn and won't listen to anybody."

      For the valuable /. users that might already have read the following, please note that there is an important update.

      IMPORTANT UPDATE:
      Special Education for the Santa Clara County Office of Education has invested money to buy Chris a new chair:
      http://www.keynamics.com/image...

      Information about Christopher Dale Reimer and autistic people:

      Autistic people have obsessions about things normal people don't care. For example, one of our autistic patient went haywire when he realized that there was a penny missing in his pocket change.

      To calm him down, one of our educator pretended to have found it on the floor and gave a penny to him.

      The autistic patient condition went even worse because he realized it wasn't the same penny!

      Chris has an obsession with budgeting every penny. He doesn't understand that most people do not budget to the penny and have a flexible amount they allow for miscellaneous items.

      I am Nancy Guerrero and I am Director of Special Education for the Santa Clara County Office of Education. We use Chris' (a.k.a. creimer,cdreimer) picture in our document because he is the hardest case we have ever had to handle:
      http://www.sccoe.org/depts/stu...

      Our artists were inspired by the low carb diet that Christopher follows scrupulously for the small lunch box and by the picture linked below for the rest. I am sure that you will notice the similarities such as the bump on the side of his chest and more:
      https://ibb.co/gVad65

      Please be easy on Christopher although, I am aware that some of our staff handling Chris post joke comments here and obvoiusly, the Santa Clara County Office of Education disapprove that behavior vehemently:
      http://ibb.co/mRVSaG

      But it isn't Chris' fault if he is the way he is. We do the best we can do with him and he is partially integrated into society. We try to cure his abnormal need for attention but he is kind of stubborn and won't listen to anybody.

      Thank You dear users,
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      Director
      Special Education
      Santa Clara County Office of Education

    3. Re:Nancy Guerillero ??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Praise the amazing genius of creimer! His video is now ranked number one with only 5 views!

      https://www.youtube.com/result...

  34. Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She is probably an HR drone and he thinks she stopped him from joining the company.

  35. BETTER NEWS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    https://www.rt.com/news/414224-assange-back-twitter-oddities/

    https://www.rt.com/usa/414218-media-trump-twitter-politics/

  36. YAWN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, this is just an idiot. Will not reflect on hard working, honest computer guys.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdP8TiKY8dE

  37. Re:Sound reasoning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The private email server was also a feature of Colin Powell's stint as Secretary of State as I recall.

    Funny thing about starving the Federal budget, (which has been going on since the Reagan years, BTW) --- it's crippling the things we need government to do and making us vulnerable to external threats. If Americans want to prosper, they must pay for it, and that includes realistic funding for government IT. But I know you don't want to hear that.

  38. Re:He was right, though. by lucm · · Score: 0

    Like most of fellow Americans I agree with you %100.

    I know it's easier to believe the "Trump voters are racist haters" than the "Clinton was such an obvious witch who disrespected her own people that it caught up with her" scenario, but let's get real for a minute. There are not 62 million racists in the USA. There's not even enough actual racists to swing an election. You lost because your candidate was a common thief and a cunt.

    It's been a year, move on. Start getting your shit together for the next election; for instance you could spend your energy to improve the candidate selection process and make sure honest people with actual liberal values are nominated.

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  39. Former bank robber, here by BankRobberMBA · · Score: 1

    Sadly, it wasn't A guy that did that. It was several guys, although deposit slips are used more than checks. I would like to say that this represents the absolute apex of knuckleheadedness in bank robbery, but it actually gets worse.

  40. Re:He was right, though. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Moscow Donnie commends you for your loyalty.

  41. Re:Sound reasoning by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

    The server which, after a string of political investigations, had still not been found to have contained any classified material? The only classified information to touch it are documents that were classified retroactively, after they were already sent.

    She used a personal email address to avoid open records laws, probably so she could discuss things frankly with officials and not have to worry about how the public would react to everything she said. It is certainly a bit sleezy, but it was not illegal act the time, and it is a very common practice in politics.

  42. Re:Sound reasoning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And everyone forgets that this was not her idea,but was standard practice for secretary of state going back to the beginnings of wide-spread email usage.

  43. Wrong Company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This guy picked the wrong company. If he had have tried this on one of Silicon Valley's "disruptors" (e.g. Über) they would have recognized his sociopathic genius and hired him on the spot.

  44. Re:Sound reasoning by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 1

    Hell, I wish I could forget about the damn server but every time I'm close to forgetting about it the GOP starts another inquiry about it.

  45. This is what the applicant SHOULD have written by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dear Sir/Madam,

    I am criminal so I can't get a job because no one trusts me. This is most unfair. I am very trustworthy. And to prove it, let me tell you that if you don't give me a job I'll commit another crime - at YOUR expense!

    In adition to my computa skilz, I am good at speling (e.g. "Get ride of her," "burries").

    I am also a real charmer and a great pleasure to work with. My demeanor is sure to make me popular with my colleagues. In fact, I WOULD ask one of THEM for a reference, but they don't know me yet. She, on the other hand, DOES know me, but doesn't think me worthy of a reference. (I'll say that again: She DOES know me, but doesn't think me worthy of a reference.)

    I am thus hamstrung by the fact that one who knows me, doesn't think me worthy of a reference, which merely proves that life is unfair, not that I am in any way unsuitable for employment. That's my philosophy and my attitude to responsibility and THAT will be the attitude that I bring to the workplace should you be so moved by this impressive introduction as to decide to employ me. And indeed, that is why I am taking these steps to endear myself to you, in the hope of impressing you with my positive qualities.

    If I don't get this job, I'll make my fortune by creating an online course, advising other people on how go about finding employment. As you can see, I am eminently qualified to create such a course.

    Yours sincerely,

    Willy Wanker

  46. Shoe Size IQ. by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
    The joke used to be that "you should act your age, not your shoe size". Of course, since we switched to using standard shoe sizes (typically numbers in the 30s or 40s) instead of our little country's parochial system (numbers around 10), that joke had to change. Now we use "act your IQ, not your shoe size.

    This person is clearly doing both - IQ and shoe size in the same low numerical range.

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