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Oceans Suffocating as Huge Dead Zones Quadruple Since 1950, Scientists Warn (theguardian.com)

Ocean dead zones with zero oxygen have quadrupled in size since 1950, scientists have warned, while the number of very low oxygen sites near coasts have multiplied tenfold. From a report: Most sea creatures cannot survive in these zones and current trends would lead to mass extinction in the long run, risking dire consequences for the hundreds of millions of people who depend on the sea. Climate change caused by fossil fuel burning is the cause of the large-scale deoxygenation, as warmer waters hold less oxygen. The coastal dead zones result from fertiliser and sewage running off the land and into the seas. The analysis, published in the journal Science, is the first comprehensive analysis of the areas and states: "Major extinction events in Earth's history have been associated with warm climates and oxygen-deficient oceans." Denise Breitburg, at the Smithsonian Environmental Research Center in the US and who led the analysis, said: "Under the current trajectory that is where we would be headed. But the consequences to humans of staying on that trajectory are so dire that it is hard to imagine we would go quite that far down that path." "This is a problem we can solve," Breitburg said. "Halting climate change requires a global effort, but even local actions can help with nutrient-driven oxygen decline." She pointed to recoveries in Chesapeake Bay in the US and the Thames river in the UK, where better farm and sewage practices led to dead zones disappearing.

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  1. Old news. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Mankind alters his environment from the conditions that existed before our explosive population growth. There is no way the world could support 7 billion homo sapiens without side effects. Yawn.

    1. Re:Old news. by Archtech · · Score: 0

      Maybe you should consider the possibility that, in the medium to long term, there is no way the world could support 7.5 (yes, doesn't it change fast?) billion homo sapiens.

      The Overshoot Index linked to below states that the world as a whole could sustain, for the foreseeable future, about 4.3 billion people. The USA has a sustainable population of about 145 million - it is now more than 50% overpopulated, a remarkable achievement for a country that was sparsely and sustainably populated until less than 150 years ago.

      https://www.populationmatters....

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    2. Re:Old news. by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You are assuming a linear projection of something that is highly unlikely to scale linearly with either time or population growth. Even if you only look at current data, it is appears that we have already passed an inflection point (the second derivative is now negative).

      The major cause of "dead zones" is agricultural fertilizer run off. Fertilizer running off the land is inherently wasteful, so farmers already have a financial incentive to fix this problem ... and they are doing so. Modern "no-till" farming can dramatically reduce run off. Data driven systems can also optimize fertilizer application with soil condition and weather. In the future, robotic application of fertilizer directly to either foliage or crop root zones will dramatically reduce fertilizer volume by delivering the nutrients only to the crop and not to weeds and bare soil.

      The solution to "dead zones" is already in the pipeline, and within a decade the zones will be in decline.

    3. Re:Old news. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      White people should just stop having kids and adopt poor black kids.

      Why not just kill themselves instead? Result is same in the end. Just faster.

    4. Re:Old news. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The solution to "dead zones" is already in the pipeline, and within a decade the zones will be in decline.

      I haven't verified the parent posting information, but it makes sense. These kind of solutions are part of what is needed. Corporations are going to maximize on short term. It is the job of government to think long term, and ideally to show their work.

      The data science exists. The data exists. The ability to predict based on data and choices exists and is improved all the time.

      How do you get government to make decisions like, "This bill was created this way because the most accurate model we had predicted these results which of the set of results were agreed by the majority to be best for the country." All the analysis can be released. No one has to really trust anyone since people can check their work. If a law doesn't have the expected impact they can revise and try again.

      Of course for government to make decisions like that, you first have to get people to believe in the scientific method and related fields. I've heard that some people hate when politicians put values on peoples lives, but, well, that is their jobs. Not assigning values and doing the math is worse.

      Mr Trump has proclaimed that he is going to Make America Great Again without really defining what that means in a quantifiable way. In my opinion a great country would do the math, protect the rights of both the majority and the minority, and be able to show on paper why their decisions were the best they could make, not just for tomorrow, but for our grandchildren's tomorrows.

    5. Re: Old news. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God this is such a lazy and ignorant view of the issue.

      It's like if you owned a car and never changed the oil and were OK with your engine seizing up. "There is just no way this car could have gone longer given how much it's been driven. Yawn."

    6. Re:Old news. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shanghai blusterer loves to talk out his ass about how no environmental concerns are real, don't matter, are political artifacts, or are already solved. This cunt lies in defense of big business interests exclusively. Cut the bitch's head off and shove it up his lying ass.

    7. Re:Old news. by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      But :" Climate change caused by fossil fuel burning is the cause of the large-scale deoxygenation", because CLIMATE CHANGE IS THE CAUSE OF EVERYTHING BAD!!! IT HAS TO EXIST!!!! GIVE ME GRANT MONEY!

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    8. Re:Old news. by thermowax · · Score: 1

      You're remarkably uninformed.

      As someone who lives in the Chesapeake Bay watershed, I can tell you firsthand that nitrogen runoff is a major problem. Why? Chicken shit.

      The Eastern Shore of MD- both East and West sides of the Bay- is poultry central. What do poultry farmers do with chicken shit? They throw it on the ground. Well, their crops, if they happen to do any crop farming, but even in that case much ultimately winds up in the Bay.

      The poultry lobby is very strong here (Perdue, Tyson, etc. etc.) so despite removing phosphorus from detergents and other nonsense, nothing has really changed in the last 40 years despite everyone knowing what the real cause is. I, personally, find it disgusting that the Bay has dead zones as the result of something preventable. After all, I want to eat more crabs and oysters and rockfish. :)

      https://modernfarmer.com/2015/04/solving-one-of-marylands-biggest-problems-chicken-poop/

    9. Re:Old news. by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      Have you seen the documentary called "Idiocracy"? Any attempt to solve the population problem is going to backfire horribly. Soon people will be watering plants with sports drinks because they think plants crave electrolytes.

    10. Re:Old news. by dryeo · · Score: 1

      Then there is pig shit, cow shit and of course, people shit, run off from lawns, including large ones that people play golf on and simple erosion, possibly made worse by development and climate change.
      It is a problem that is much more complicated then farmers wasting fertilizer.

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    11. Re:Old news. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mebby 7.5 billion humans clog-up the echo-system, but 179,564 fat American SJW witches consume more oxygen and produce more sonic & menstrual heat than the entire rest of the pack. A colossus of power output them slut-bitches ! Yet melting ice-caps ring hope ! What if they gathered & all floated south on the next large antarctic iceberg .... what if their Mono-Lake size Taco-Bell grease soup caught fire. What if they just vanished in a burp of aromatic haze? Will tuna leap playfully again? Clog-no-more oceans of mother Earth when Gaias itches come ta meet-cha !

    12. Re: Old news. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought you were banned, Milo.

    13. Re: Old news. by bestweasel · · Score: 1

      The article mentions Chesapeake Bay as a success story.

      "[Breitburg] pointed to recoveries in Chesapeake Bay in the US and the Thames river in the UK, where better farm and sewage practices led to dead zones disappearing."

    14. Re:Old news. by slashrio · · Score: 1

      It's much easier to re-oxygenate the water than to take out the CO2 from the air.

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    15. Re:Old news. by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Then there is pig shit, cow shit and of course, people shit, run off from lawns, including large ones that people play golf on

      I am not convinced that people crapping on golf courses is really a major factor in the destruction of our oceans.

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    16. Re:Old news. by Archtech · · Score: 1

      You are assuming a linear projection of something that is highly unlikely to scale linearly with either time or population growth.

      Had you read the first sentence of my comment, you would know that I did not assume any projection. I cited an authoritative study of present-day population.

      Even if you only look at current data, it is appears that we have already passed an inflection point (the second derivative is now negative).

      Since you have chosen to bring in the jargon of calculus, perhaps you also remember how to perform integration.

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    17. Re:Old news. by Archtech · · Score: 1

      Odd that my comment should have been moderated "Off Topic", since overpopulation is obviously the main cause of pollution.

      I also notice that some two dozen follow-up comments focus on that issue.

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    18. Re:Old news. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the future, robotic application of fertilizer directly to either foliage (...)

      Fertilizer applied to the foliage? What the hell have you been smoking?

    19. Re:Old news. by dwillden · · Score: 1

      You mean they don't? Bu, but, Brawndo!, it's what plants crave!

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    20. Re:Old news. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Queue Bill Murray... "Kill all the golfers?"

    21. Re:Old news. by dryeo · · Score: 1

      With golf courses, it is dumping nitrogen and phosphorous in large quantities on it. Note that the nitrogen and phosphorous are basically synthetic manure.

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    22. Re: Old news. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny because it's poc in other countries who have a huge overpopulation problem. But sure, blame whitey.

  2. TRUMP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    NO WAY!

  3. Re:Bullshit, chemistry says thatâ(TM)s not po by hey! · · Score: 2

    You realize that there is no such thing anymore as obvious satire.

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  4. Hypocrites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hear a lot of politicians blaming producers of fossil fuels exclusively while they are flushing their own crap straight into the ocean or river untreated. Clean up your own backyard first!

    Or at least start at home before pointing the finger.

    1. Re: Hypocrites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fah que.

  5. Fertilizers are a major issue . . . by Aurelfell · · Score: 5, Insightful

    . . . and one that we might be able to solve by better managing our watersheds. It would be expensive, but peanuts compared so some of the issues that get all the press, and would probably have more side benefits. Unfortunately, no one has found a way to use this issue to push their unrelated political agenda, so you don't hear much about it.

    1. Re:Fertilizers are a major issue . . . by swb · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's a more complex problem than you might think. I just listened to an interview with a farmer locally who outlined a problem with watershed protection -- property taxes. At least in this state, there's no way for the farmer to escape property taxes on land they take out of production to limit or inhibit runoff -- it's taxed as if it was productive farmland.

      I think another element of this, which is much bigger, is of course commodity agriculture. Farmers don't use any more chemicals than they have to (they're not free), but they do use as much as is necessary to hit yield numbers, and much of this is driven by the prices that Cargill or ADM will pay.

    2. Re:Fertilizers are a major issue . . . by bobbied · · Score: 2

      . . . and one that we might be able to solve by better managing our watersheds. It would be expensive, but peanuts compared so some of the issues that get all the press, and would probably have more side benefits. Unfortunately, no one has found a way to use this issue to push their unrelated political agenda, so you don't hear much about it.

      Expensive = Starvation for the poor...

      Just so it's clear, making food more expensive to produce does little to you and me but increase the grocery budget, but in some parts of the world even modest increases in food costs is catastrophic to the poor and helpless who WILL starve because they cannot afford to pay...

      Also, just because WE decide to do this, doesn't mean the problem goes away because there is zero chance that the starving farmers outside this country will willingly do this too.

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    3. Re:Fertilizers are a major issue . . . by drew_kime · · Score: 1

      Just so it's clear, making food more expensive to produce does little to you and me but increase the grocery budget, but in some parts of the world even modest increases in food costs is catastrophic to the poor and helpless who WILL starve because they cannot afford to pay...

      People in Zaire aren't eating wheat grown in Kansas. Or if they are, we're solving the wrong problem.

      Food production should be sufficiently local that we don't all have to do it the same way. Concentrating food production to huge monocultures makes us susceptible to catastrophic failure.

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    4. Re:Fertilizers are a major issue . . . by Tailhook · · Score: 0

      Expensive = Starvation for the poor...

      Nobody gives fuck number one about "the poor." We deliberately burn literal mountains of food because Al Gore. We apply huge multipliers to the cost of everything — housing, vehicles, energy and on and on — to assuage the endless anxieties of the comfortable. We don't hesitate to freeze our poor elderly to death on behalf of these anxieties. No one will be swayed by arguments with this basis.

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    5. Re:Fertilizers are a major issue . . . by bobbied · · Score: 2

      Nice in theory, but I can tell you haven't driven I70 between Salina KS and Denver. There is a whole lot of wheat growing on that route... Or I80 across Iowa where you will find a bunch of corn growing in the summer and smell a lot of pigs and chickens year round. We have HUGE monocultures in our farming operations and it's part of what makes that trip to the grocery store possible because we have efficient, large scale, farming processes to create the cheap and abundant supply of food.

      This "local food production" thing is stupidly inefficient if you take it too far. You don't grow corn in a arid climate or Iceberg lettuce in North Dakota in the winter time. Apples don't grow in Florida, nor do oranges grow in Michigan. Sure, IF you can reasonably grow stuff locally, by all means do so, but let's not get nuts about this.

      Also, Zaire folks are affected by the PRICE of food which is driven by global production as well as local growers (including their own gardens). What they are eating may be locally sourced, but what they cannot grow themselves they have to buy, and those costs are tied to the global food market in many ways. These people are on the edge of subsistence now and easily can starve if local conditions cause crop failures and the price of trucked in food is too high for them to afford. So sure, some may be just fine, but others may just be dead...

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    6. Re:Fertilizers are a major issue . . . by bobbied · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Expensive = Starvation for the poor...

      Nobody gives fuck number one about "the poor." We deliberately burn literal mountains of food because Al Gore. We apply huge multipliers to the cost of everything — housing, vehicles, energy and on and on — to assuage the endless anxieties of the comfortable. We don't hesitate to freeze our poor elderly to death on behalf of these anxieties. No one will be swayed by arguments with this basis.

      Not sure I can argue with you... We literally burn millions of bushels of corn in our cars every year as "renewable" "Green" fuel as one example. Which is pretty darned stupid given the huge impact that farming all that corn has on the environment and the fuel needed to till, plant, harvest, transport, ferment and distill all that corn into motor fuel. We also pay billions of dollars in government subsidies and tax incentives to all the people involved to make it reasonably cost effective and pushing up the cost of corn.... All to the determent to the poor people who depend on cheap corn to stay alive...

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    7. Re:Fertilizers are a major issue . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Taxes" are a solvable problem. Seriously, it's not like that even requires any great scientific breakthrough. Just change the frickin' tax laws.

      There are *thousands* of tax jurisdictions in the world, including many that support farmers for leaving fallow land. If the farmer isn't actively lobbying for a law change to that effect, then he's just making excuses.

    8. Re:Fertilizers are a major issue . . . by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      When it comes to food distribution, we've been solving the wrong problem for a long, long time.

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    9. Re:Fertilizers are a major issue . . . by Ichijo · · Score: 1

      [Bioethanol] is pretty darned stupid given the huge impact that farming all that corn has on the environment and the fuel needed to till, plant, harvest, transport, ferment and distill all that corn into motor fuel.

      Beef, too! Calorie for calorie, it's several times more efficient to eat plants directly than feed it to cows and harvest the meat.

      But "starvation for the poor" really isn't a good argument for food subsidies, because food subsidies prevent the profit motive from seeking cheaper sources of nutrition. So let's replace farm subsidies (a form of social engineering) with more nutritional assistance for poor people and let them decide for themselves what to eat.

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    10. Re:Fertilizers are a major issue . . . by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but you are talking about an idealized farmer. Most don't fit that pattern, and will willingly use excess fertilizer "just in case". And also use weed and insect killing sprays with excessive abandon. There aren't any good global guidelines, you need to analyze each case separately to get near optimum use, and it's not that easy, so...we'll just use a bit more, just in case.

      Please note that one farmer doing this isn't a problem. But when thousands do, it becomes one.

      P.S.: Also see the above comment about chicken farmers flushing chicken shit into Chesapeake Bay. Sometimes doing things the right way is just too much extra work. And "My doing it won't make any difference.", which is essentially true. One farmer doing it wouldn't be even a measurable problem.

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    11. Re:Fertilizers are a major issue . . . by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      That is not quite true.
      The fact is,that fertilizers and pesticides are sprayed over the fields and they easily use 10x what is needed. That is why so much run-off. However, if either were applied DIRECTLY to the plant and NOT to the field as a whole, then it would be possible to change the volume to 1/10, and with little to no run-off.

      At some point, we will need to walk away from things like crop dusting and instead automate chemical applications in tiny amounts.

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    12. Re:Fertilizers are a major issue . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are being a bit disingenuous here, since Farmland is generally at the lowest Property Tax Rates anyway. In fact, you are being a lot disingenuous here. I'm not sure what the current situation is, but California once had Agricultural Preserve categories- Land that showed just enough activity that it couldn't be considered abandoned. This is where "Tax Cows" came in for ranch land destined to become Suburbs. Depending on location, one Cow per ~10 acres was deemed sufficient to claim Preserve status. The Cows didn't need to be economically viable; they were usually too old already for the local slaughterhouses, which had already shut down. They just had to be there.
      The concept of Agricultural Preserve came from the Depression and then WWII; preserving viable but unneeded Farmland in case of National Emergency, when it could rapidly brought back into production. Note that this is so sunk in Law that it is considered sacrosanct; to this day one not dare question anything involving Agricultural Subsidies. Locally, Property Taxes on Preserve land needn't be paid until the land was put back in production... or until the property was sold. One local ranch was finally sold back in the Seventies for some $7M, and the back Taxes came to less than 1% of that price, accumulated over a three decade period. Guess who the land was sold to?
      Rancher does some paperwork, sells land to self, and then becomes Developer. In fact, the street that I live on was named after him. As the coastal cities in California grew, adjacent farm or ranch land had only one future. (From my roof I can see where the Slaughterhouse once was; it is now part of a Hospital. The Hospital story itself is interesting; a century back it was an Insane Asylum, and where better to put such an institution than next to a Slaughterhouse?)

      Bush I famously got his Toy Ranch in Crawford reassessed for an Agricultural Exemption, and ended up paying less that $30 a year per acre in Taxes. Of course, he could pay a lot more, but he could also pay little enough elsewhere not to be required to. Agricultural Preserve/Exemptions are routinely granted and abused. Reagan got his 688 acre Toy Ranch Exempted; which brought his Tax down to ~$1.60 an acre in 1975. (Note that Reagan didn't buy that Ranch; it was given to him by anonymous donors. But he was liable for the $1100/year Property Taxes.)

      "At least in this state, there's no way for the farmer to escape property taxes on land they take out of production to limit or inhibit runoff -- it's taxed as if it was productive farmland."
      Somebody is lying here; I prefer to think that it isn't you. You however had made the claim, it is up to you to provide the proof.

    13. Re:Fertilizers are a major issue . . . by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Unproductive land. Visit surveyor, visit land brokerage, slice of piece of unproductive and sell it, no taxes. So exactly how much land is now a rich person tax cheat, you know funnel non-farming income, through a farm, to cheat on taxes, I hear it is a favourite hobby of the rich and greedy. For a farmer, have unproductive land, than who is kidding who, fucking sell it, why pay taxes on unproductive land.

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    14. Re:Fertilizers are a major issue . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All to the determent to the poor people who depend on cheap corn to stay alive...

      Nope. Cheap corn is the problem. Low prices lead to unemployment and economic depression, as well as wasted stockpiles. Combined with the sub par nutritional benefits and the environmental and physical harm of burning fossil fuels, we would benefit if corn were significantly more expensive and thus valuable.

      This is especially true with worldwide global trade. It has a spread poverty and misery around.

    15. Re:Fertilizers are a major issue . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "unproductive" land is productively enabling the remaining productive land. If all-the-land is productive this year, noone will be next year ! No wastey your beans turn pasty ... Is that clear ? Now ... 'bouts marry yo first couson !

    16. Re:Fertilizers are a major issue . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously then ... too many people living on cheep corn. I believe the "natural" sustainable population of the USA is 150-million . Lots of parasite nibbers and migrants and their blo-jobbing SJW apologists need to die off ...

    17. Re:Fertilizers are a major issue . . . by Bartles · · Score: 1

      Bull shit. Farmers are some of the most frugal penny pinching people there are. Don't project your excessive lifestyle on them.

    18. Re:Fertilizers are a major issue . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Barges full of corn rot each year, and it rots by the pile all up and down the Mississippi at grain elevators. State and Federal government actively works to take land out of production for various reasons via payouts to farmers (its not all bad, just saying it is done). Things like ethanol have never been the reason people are starving in the third world, the problem has always been that the cost to transport and distribute this food to the poor elsewhere is huge and nobody pays for it. Not just the cost to physically get it on a boat and force it across an ocean, but the cost to bag it and get it on trucks without some warlord stealing it all is insane.

      I don't disagree that the corn subsidy structure is outdated and should be changed or eliminated. But don't fall for the idea that corn being used in plastics or as a fuel additive is the reason someone is starving. That is almost entirely a function of lack of infrastructure, coupled with population explosions in areas that fundamentally can't support large populations. If we wanted to feed the world tomorrow, we could.

    19. Re:Fertilizers are a major issue . . . by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

      Calorie for calorie, it's several times more efficient to eat plants directly than feed it to cows and harvest the meat.

      However, livestock can consume and digest fibrous cellulose-heavy plant matter than humans cannot digest, nor reasonably process into food fit for humans. These plants grow wild and require very little in the way of resources, they can grow on land where plants fit for human consumption cannot grow.

      Hence a certain level of livestock are beneficial to keep, to process plant matter that is inedible for humans, into meat and milk that is fit for human consumption.

      Do we need the massive amount of cattle that we have to day in the western world? Hell no, especially since cattle are usually fed manufactured feed, instead of relying on natural fibrous plant matter. Some amount of livestock is needed, though. Personally I think we should move to less resource-intensive alternative, such as more goats and chickens.

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    20. Re:Fertilizers are a major issue . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Family farmers yes, factory ones...

    21. Re:Fertilizers are a major issue . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you know, you could eat crops that match your climate and season and not expect strawberries in a blizzard...

    22. Re:Fertilizers are a major issue . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you can hardly afford to eat, then maybe don't have 10 kids you won't be able to feed...
      Common sense is lost on many cultures.

    23. Re:Fertilizers are a major issue . . . by xrobertcmx · · Score: 1

      Ahh, yes, like the ones in NC. http://www.wral.com/hog-farmer... I felt bad for these people.

    24. Re:Fertilizers are a major issue . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed, use the 80/20 rule. I live in the northern US, so I should eat a lot of apples, wheat, peas, potatoes and sweet corn. I still like things like oranges, though, so I'm happy to import some from places like Florida. The important thing is to keep oranges and bananas as small parts of my diet, not something that features in every meal of every day.

      My Floridian counterpart should eat oranges and grapefruits for breakfast every day but include apples, potatoes, and spinach a bit more sparingly.

    25. Re:Fertilizers are a major issue . . . by drew_kime · · Score: 1

      We have HUGE monocultures in our farming operations and it's part of what makes that trip to the grocery store possible because we have efficient, large scale, farming processes to create the cheap and abundant supply of food.

      Yes, and I'm saying that's the problem.

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    26. Re:Fertilizers are a major issue . . . by bobbied · · Score: 1

      We have HUGE monocultures in our farming operations and it's part of what makes that trip to the grocery store possible because we have efficient, large scale, farming processes to create the cheap and abundant supply of food.

      Yes, and I'm saying that's the problem.

      So you are advocating we make food more expensive then? Give up on the efficiency gains we've made in the production of food...

      Why not just admit that you want people to die of starvation... Because that's what fixing your perceived "problem" is going to accomplish in the long run.

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    27. Re:Fertilizers are a major issue . . . by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Not even family farmers. Often dealing with things optimally takes much too much work.

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    28. Re:Fertilizers are a major issue . . . by drew_kime · · Score: 1

      So you are advocating we make food more expensive then? Give up on the efficiency gains we've made in the production of food...

      Testing makes food more expensive. We do that, because the alternative is outbreaks of deadly diseases.

      Can I assume you work in technology? I'll try an example from your world. QA makes code more expensive. But we do it anyway, because the alternative is sometimes things fail. The question is how much testing is enough?

      Why not just admit that you want people to die of starvation... Because that's what fixing your perceived "problem" is going to accomplish in the long run.

      The long run is exactly the problem. Monocultures are great in the short run. In the long term they're susceptible to catastrophic collapse. AKA famine. Food that's a little more expensive doesn't kill nearly as many people as when there's no food at all.

      Oh, and by the way ... telling someone "you want people to die" is a childish way to try to get a rise out of them and win a point via attrition.

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    29. Re:Fertilizers are a major issue . . . by bobbied · · Score: 1

      So you are advocating we make food more expensive then? Give up on the efficiency gains we've made in the production of food...

      Testing makes food more expensive. We do that, because the alternative is outbreaks of deadly diseases.

      Can I assume you work in technology? I'll try an example from your world. QA makes code more expensive. But we do it anyway, because the alternative is sometimes things fail. The question is how much testing is enough?

      Like testing raw milk for the presence of antibiotics? (Which costs pennies per test and takes about 2 min worth of labor?) Tests like that?

      I think you WAY over estimate the costs of "food chain testing" in most cases. Yes, we have a lot of safety controls and pathogen testing, but I dare say it's pretty cheap considering and it's more about handling processes being safe and verifying that nothing has crossed various barriers with your surveillance testing. Yes, I grew up on a farm and also have worked in food processing, both types of jobs are crappy and drove me towards college to make sure I didn't have to do them all my life. I'm not an expert in food safety, but I do understand the concepts and costs involved.

      Why not just admit that you want people to die of starvation... Because that's what fixing your perceived "problem" is going to accomplish in the long run.

      The long run is exactly the problem. Monocultures are great in the short run. In the long term they're susceptible to catastrophic collapse. AKA famine. Food that's a little more expensive doesn't kill nearly as many people as when there's no food at all.

      Oh, and by the way ... telling someone "you want people to die" is a childish way to try to get a rise out of them and win a point via attrition.

      I'm not arguing the risks associated with these operations, I'm only saying that without the efficiencies of modern farming, synthetic fertilizers, pesticides and herbicides people are going to starve. What would you have us do? Kill people right away though higher food costs or run the risk of killing them later should we have some serious problem with some new pathogen growing say corn in Iowa?

      Yea, maybe I'm being a bit alarmist here talking about death and starvation... After all, it won't be you or me who dies should the worst befall the world and wipes out corn production in Iowa... We are not the poor people who have no other options or sources of nutrition, we will survive just fine thank you!

      But you have to admit, this alarmist view is often used to win arguments... Used by climate change zealots advocating things like carbon emission caps, used by politicians to justify their social program of the day ("Don't kill Grandma!", "Oh the children will starve without this help!"). Why is it invalid here and not there?

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    30. Re:Fertilizers are a major issue . . . by drew_kime · · Score: 1

      But you have to admit, this alarmist view is often used to win arguments... Used by climate change zealots advocating things like carbon emission caps, used by politicians to justify their social program of the day ("Don't kill Grandma!", "Oh the children will starve without this help!"). Why is it invalid here and not there?

      Actually, climate change zealots usually say we're going to kill everyone. The ones claiming their opponents want to kill grandma are the death panel folks, and the "think of the children" trope is usually talking about drugs. So which side of the political aisle does that put people on?*

      * Ad hominem FTW.

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    31. Re:Fertilizers are a major issue . . . by bobbied · · Score: 1

      Both.. This is a political tool, used to varying degrees on both sides.

      However, I'd like to point out that "Death Panels" was really about rationing healthcare using the left's language. The fact was (and is) that in socialized medicine, one has to decide at what point you have to let specific people go without specific levels of care because you simply cannot afford to give everybody everything possible. At some point, you have to draw a line and say "we will not pay for that" because it is too expensive for the benefits gained. In many cases this will determine who lives and who dies. Thus "Death Panels" was a valid description of the group of bureaucrats who where going to decide what got covered by Obamcare and what didn't, though it was inflammatory in it's choice of words..

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    32. Re:Fertilizers are a major issue . . . by drew_kime · · Score: 1

      At some point, you have to draw a line and say "we will not pay for that" because it is too expensive for the benefits gained. In many cases this will determine who lives and who dies. Thus "Death Panels" was a valid description of the group of bureaucrats who where going to decide what got covered by Obamcare and what didn't, though it was inflammatory in it's choice of words..

      I'll take one step down this rabbit hole.

      To the extent that you're right, those "panels" have always existed. What's different is that it's insurance companies looking at their bottom line who have been running them. What changed with the Affordable Care Act was that it was elected representatives and appointed regulators making those decisions.

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    33. Re:Fertilizers are a major issue . . . by bobbied · · Score: 1

      What changed? LOL..

      Well, people had a choice of insurance companies, so they could change companies if they didn't like their policy's coverage. If it's the government where this board exists, you have to change countries wouldn't you...

      Obamacare put the decisions about minimum acceptable care and what insurance must cover squarely in the governments control. So now, even though I'm not possibly going need it, I must pay for prenatal care coverage.....

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  6. In before GOP trollbots pretend none of it matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

    We have a GOP trollbot problem that we need to deal with before we can have any kind of meaningful science debate on the merits of saving our planet. These idiots don't care and should be excluded from the conversation on that basis.

  7. Re:H2O without the O? by rogoshen1 · · Score: 5, Informative

    dissolved oxygen in the water is what the sea critters consume. basically warm water + ag runoff = algae which use up all this dissolved oxygen, leaving the dead zones.

    The molecular bonds in water take quite a bit of energy to crack

  8. Global security by Ichijo · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Most sea creatures cannot survive in these zones and current trends would lead to mass extinction in the long run, risking dire consequences for the hundreds of millions of people who depend on the sea.

    It seems the USA's silence on climate change risks backlash from countries like Japan and Korea who might decide that eating is more important than military protection. The USA would have fewer eyes on other countries in the region (mainly China and Russia) but at least the Tweeter in Chief could take credit for reducing the military budget!

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    1. Re:Global security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I don't think Japan should be lecturing anyone on stewardship of the Oceans. (Fukushima, whale hunting, overfishing, etc.)

    2. Re:Global security by atrex · · Score: 1

      Except that Mr Orange Tweets McGee has increased the military's budget, substantially. And there's no incentive for him to decrease it since he's running around trying to sell massive stockpiles of weapons to the middle east.

    3. Re:Global security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The oceans are the 'corn belt' of Japanese food production.

      Should you choose to attempt to interfere with Japanese whaling or fishing vessels, be prepared for a very long swim home.

  9. Re:Bullshit, chemistry says thatâ(TM)s not po by filesiteguy · · Score: 2

    I much prefer drinking H2O2. The fish should as well as it has TWICE the oxygen.

  10. Re:H2O without the O? by Gilgaron · · Score: 5, Informative

    Fish aren't breathing H2O with those gills, they're breathing O2 just like you. Only the gills work in water where your lungs work in air.

  11. Re:Straight from Joseph Goebbels's desk by fredrated · · Score: 0

    Please die coward.

  12. Re:Straight from Joseph Goebbels's desk by MightyYar · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Maybe that's an exaggeration, but note that nowhere in the article do they state the actual number of square km affected, only saying that it has increased by millions of sq km. That sounds like a lot, but the earth has 360 million sq km of ocean. "Millions" could be less than 1% of the total ocean by surface area. The piece does indeed read like propaganda, and I think I would count myself as a supporter of efforts to minimize greenhouse gas emissions.

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  13. My Weight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If my weight continues on the current trajectory of about a pound a month increase, in 100 year I'll weigh 36,500 pounds!

  14. Re:Straight from Joseph Goebbels's desk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Okay then, son. Your ol' Dad is ready to hit the dusty trail.

  15. Just sad how much worse... by greenwow · · Score: 0, Troll

    things have gotten since Trump took over. Just look at the climate change on the east coast. We have more than a dozen employees stuck at airports because of Trump. He is destroying our economy with this. Obama was correct that Trump will destroy the economy in his first year.

    1. Re:Just sad how much worse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Dow went up 25% in 2017. That really hurts normal people.

    2. Re:Just sad how much worse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      obama has yet to ever be correct about anything.

    3. Re:Just sad how much worse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The DOW is fickle, sharp increases usually lead to steep crashes. A spiking DOW plus FED rate increases are more an indicator of impending doom than economic stability. I can't wait to see how Trump and Fox spin it into blaming a crash on Obama and how Trumplemnings believe the lie as if it were written in the bible.

  16. Re:AGW alarmists make things up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I honestly can't tell if you're trolling since your own link says pretty much exactly what OP said... Maybe you're confusing the algae with the rest of the water-dwelling critters?

  17. Re:LOL. Fake science is fake. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I didn't realize Mar a Lago was offering deep sea fishing trips now. Got tired of golf after your 90th golf trip since you took office, Donny?

  18. Combining two different things for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    The article directly states that it is dead zones near shore and describes that as happening from run off and pollutants. But then they bring climate change in, which is an entirely different thing. Solving the run off and pollution problems is a demonstrably doable project. Solving warming, would do little or nothing for these coastal dead zones and is not demonstrably doable. But politics...

    1. Re:Combining two different things for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So warm waters have nothing to do with the increased growth of the algae that is causing the condition? I am so happy that you figured out the temperature problem. You'll have cantaloupes in growing in alaska year round in no time at all.

      But dumbasses....

  19. Re:Bullshit, chemistry says thatâ(TM)s not po by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 3, Funny

    I much prefer drinking H2O2.

    Ah, yes . . . this must be that "raw water" that is all the rage now.

    But isn't "raw water" difficult to swallow, with all those rough edges, and all . . . ?

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  20. Re:In before GOP trollbots pretend none of it matt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unfortunately, they are extremely vocal with their congresscritters and they vote.

  21. Actually, gills just allow more efficient... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    flowing of water to extract oxygen from the ocean.

    Humans technically CAN breath underwater too, but gaseous versus liquid optimized respiratory systems require a much higher quantity of oxygen in the water than fish are capable of respirating off of.

    Go read up on early deep sea oxygen mixes, or go watch 'The Abyss' for a mostly realistic example.

    Hint: sufficiently oxygenated water can be breathed just like air. It is not the most effective way to do it and it is unpleasant evacuating it when you return to gaseous breathing, but it is possible. Fish on the other hand have the opposite problem and require a lot of oxygen/fluid flowing into their mouth and through their gills to provide sufficient oxygen to live. I am sure there is some way you could keep fish alive in air, but I am unaware of anyone attempting to do so as a proof of concept.

    1. Re:Actually, gills just allow more efficient... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am sure there is some way you could keep fish alive in air, but I am unaware of anyone attempting to do so as a proof of concept.

      Dude, have you never seen Megamind?

    2. Re:Actually, gills just allow more efficient... by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      Water can't hold the amount of O2 required. Fluorinert is the "water" you're thinking of. No human (that I know of) has tried, but rodents have.

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    3. Re:Actually, gills just allow more efficient... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I am sure there is some way you could keep fish alive in air, but I am unaware of anyone attempting to do so as a proof of concept."

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walking_catfish

      This is considered one of the more significant Invasive Species in the US, since it doesn't need a water route to migrate. Even though they smell and taste like mud mixed with garbage, some consider it a delicacy, and it is deliberately and illegally propagated, when simple walking won't do.

  22. Re: hundreds of millions??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they have been warned. people will start to get it and change. most people dont want lifetimes of agony and sickness. no need to either. earth can sustain us just fine when we grow the fuck up!

  23. Me Too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She pointed to recoveries in Chesapeake Bay in the US and the Thames river in the UK, where better farm and sewage practices led to dead zones disappearing

    The Mediterranean and the Baltic Sea are not speaking English, so their relative recoveries and regulations that led to those recoveries are left without attention.. sniff, Ineedattetion.. Anyway, the poorer parts of the world really need to have their sewage issues dealt with. Securing their water supply from contamination is a start. Then comes the agriculture, as the monitoring and social development to reduce corruption that destroys such schemes take time. Family before the Tribe, Tribe before the Nation ruins things, every time.

  24. No, you're a dumbass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

    Not the OP you responded to, but did you see this part of your own link?

    Although phytoplankton is good from an abundance of natural food and oxygen producing standpoint, it can become too abundant or excessive. When phytoplankton become so abundant that water visibility is limited to less than 12 inches there is a danger of an oxygen depletion. These heavy or dense blooms use large amounts of dissolved oxygen at night and on very cloudy/overcast, windless days causing an oxygen depletion and fish kill.

    Your own source reinforces what the OP said. It also describes how fertilizer and runoff can cause this. And how sudden plankton die-offs can also cause oxygen depletion.

  25. So... by argStyopa · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ..." She pointed to recoveries in Chesapeake Bay in the US and the Thames river in the UK, where better farm and sewage practices led to dead zones disappearing."

    So not really CLIMATE related, is it?
    Oh, there's a SUPPOSED climate connection, but that's guessing.
    It's the same with the Great Barrier Reef - the cataclysmic, sky-is-falling whinging is about ocean warming and coral death (never mind that corals are one of the oldest life forms on the planet, having thrived in both warmer and cooler climes as well as faster-rate-of-change situations) when in fact local changes to farming practices in Australia had an IMMEDIATE impact on the improvement of the reef.

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    1. Re:So... by suutar · · Score: 2

      The excerpt in the summary distinguishes between near-shore zones, which are caused by runoff, and further out (and larger) zones, which are supposedly caused by warmer water just not carrying as much oxygen. I have't RTFA so I can't speak to whether the rest of it maintains that distinction clearly, but there is supposed to be a distinction.

    2. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      ..." She pointed to recoveries in Chesapeake Bay in the US and the Thames river in the UK, where better farm and sewage practices led to dead zones disappearing."

      So not really CLIMATE related, is it?
      Oh, there's a SUPPOSED climate connection, but that's guessing.
      It's the same with the Great Barrier Reef - the cataclysmic, sky-is-falling whinging is about ocean warming and coral death (never mind that corals are one of the oldest life forms on the planet, having thrived in both warmer and cooler climes as well as faster-rate-of-change situations) when in fact local changes to farming practices in Australia had an IMMEDIATE impact on the improvement of the reef.

      Climate change caused by fossil fuel burning is the cause of the large-scale deoxygenation, as warmer waters hold less oxygen.

      The coastal dead zones result from fertiliser and sewage running off the land and into the seas.

      So there are two causes for two different, but related, effects. You didn't even have to RTFA, it was in the summary.

    3. Re: So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The bleaching and destruction of massive parts of the Great Barrier Reeg is due to increased ocean temperatures due to air pollution/waste heat from human causes. Also damage due to fertilisers and crown of thorns starfish.

      To imply by text content or manner of expression that man-made warming is negligible in the reef's destruction, as you do, is sock puppetry of the highest order.

      Plenty of citarions, including from the CSIRO research institute just south of Townsville, Quernsland.

      Tip: if you want to see the Great Barrier Reef, be quick about it.

    4. Re:So... by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      Ocean warming, you say?

      https://science.slashdot.org/s...

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  26. A lot of talking, not a whole lot of doing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Greenhouse gasses are killing the fish in the ocean? Can we have our nuclear power now?

    Of all the energy sources we have available to us today nothing has a lower carbon footprint or lower cost than nuclear power. Oh, and it's the safest. Don't believe me that it's safe? Look it up yourself. What about the next Chernobyl or Fukushima? Modern reactors don't do that. That's like complaining about the safety of a new Ford Mustang because the Ford Model T had no seat belts or airbags.

    Even if a new nuclear power plant might blow up like Chernobyl that's still better than the certainty of an ecological collapse if we do nothing.

    What of solar power? We can do that too. Wind? Of course. If we are going to shutdown all coal power and old (and supposedly unsafe) nuclear then we'd need to be building a new gigawatt scale nuclear power plant every week somewhere in the world. Again, can we do this with wind and solar instead? No. Because the wind does not always blow and the sun does not always shine. What of smart grids and battery packs? Sure, and they'd be great if mated with nuclear power too.

    An "all the above" energy plan needs to include nuclear power or the lights go out.

    1. Re:A lot of talking, not a whole lot of doing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who will be responsible for it? You hire a modern contractor, they will build the reactor head out of spray painted plastic, the C-levels bail with their golden parachutes, leaving yet another Superfund site for the taxpayers.

      At least solar is idiot-resistant.

    2. Re:A lot of talking, not a whole lot of doing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But not idiot proof.
      https://www.wired.com/2016/05/huge-solar-plant-caught-fire-thats-least-problems/

      Nothing is idiot proof. Chernobyl would not have blown it's top if it was run by engineers instead of politically appointed knuckleheads.

      Who will be responsible for it? I recall one solution somewhere being hiring local engineers to oversee the build. If the power plant blew up then the radioactive debris would be raining down on their children, and any survivors would be living in the dark. Amazingly the build quality improved overnight.

    3. Re:A lot of talking, not a whole lot of doing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Titanic was cheap and unsinkable! /s

      I like nuclear power and see it as vital to our future however it is not low cost or low risk. How can one possibly argue that nuclear power is low risk while the spent material is still sitting in casks onsite with no long term storage solution in sight? And transporting that spent material on rail or highway, if there ever is a viable long term storage solution, is not risk free either.

      We have exactly 1 new commercial next-gen reactor being built in the US where that project busted its budget long ago and many next-gen reactor projects were closed due to cost overruns. Westinghouse is destroying Toshiba's balance sheet from the manufacturer side too.

      There are many benefits to nuclear power (cost and risk aren't among them) though I generally agree that a diverse, distributed and clean power grid would be ideal.

    4. Re:A lot of talking, not a whole lot of doing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like nuclear power and see it as vital to our future however it is not low cost or low risk

      Wait, what was the claim again? The claim was not that nuclear power was low cost or low risk. The claim was that it's the lowest cost and lowest risk of the technologies available to us today. Could something be cheaper and safer in the future? That's almost certain. Until then it's the choice between the status quo, lights going out, or nuclear power. With nuclear power we'd lower our energy costs and save lives.

      Pointing out the failure of one or two, or even a dozen, failed nuclear power plants is quite disingenuous when there's something like 400 nuclear power plants operating safely in the world right now.

      We had a long term nuclear waste program in the USA until the Democrats killed it. It's a solved problem. There's nothing wrong with putting the waste in a hole in the ground. We'll likely come up with a better solution in the future but that's not going to happen unless we take this problem of CO2 emissions seriously and start building more nuclear power plants.

      If nuclear power is not part of the solution then I have to wonder if you even understand the problem.

    5. Re: A lot of talking, not a whole lot of doing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Hanford's underground storage tanks hold the most dangerous waste created over four decades of plutonium production in Washington. All of these tanks are well past their design life of about 25 years. At least 67 tanks are assumed to have leaked in the past, though none are leaking at this time. An estimated 53 million gallons of mixed hazardous and radioactive waste remain."

  27. Re:AGW alarmists make things up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the tamu.edu link you posted:

    When phytoplankton become so abundant that water visibility is limited to less than 12 inches there is a danger of an oxygen depletion. These heavy or dense blooms use large amounts of dissolved oxygen at night and on very cloudy/overcast, windless days causing an oxygen depletion and fish kill. This problem is often a consequence of overfertilizing, overfeeding, or excessive nutrients from livestock, fields, or septic lines.

    Jesus. Don't post a link unless it supports your argument.

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  29. Re:H2O without the O? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How exactly do you have water without oxygen when oxygen is an integral component of water? ... Or is there some other assumption being made that I'm not aware of?

    Yes, apparently there is ... H2O is a molecule ... it doesn't like to come apart, in fact it requires a fair bit of energy to do so.

    If with little energy you could split water into hydrogen and oxygen, you would have unlimited cheap energy.

    When they talk about oxygen in water, they don't mean the part that makes up the molecules, but actual O2 which is dissolved in the water. You don't have pools of liquid hydrogen, you have pools of water which has no oxygen dissolved into it. Gills don't crack water into oxygen and hydrogen, they absord the oxygen which is dissolved in the water. The actual water molecules are unchanged. No dissolved oxygen, nothing for the fish to breathe.

    So, yeah, the splitting of a fucking molecule what you're missing.

    If the ocean had a tendency to just break into hydrogen and oxygen, the fucking thing would have exploded by now. Molecular bonds don't work that way.

    Do you fucking people not take basic science any more?

  30. Re:Straight from Joseph Goebbels's desk by allcoolnameswheretak · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1% of total area of the ocean by surface area would actually be A LOT.

    Killing of 1% of humans would mean to kill 75 million people.

    Get a sense of scale.

  31. Re:Bullshit, chemistry says thatâ(TM)s not po by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If your raw water had enough H2O2 in it you might avoid contracting typhoid.

  32. Since 1950's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love it when these people say, "since..." such and such time, when we had no real reliable measurements to compare against.

    1. Re: Since 1950's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      80% of the population has made the same complaint ever since our ancient ancestors first started using social media to prove it. I have a partially fossilized distal phalanx with slight non-conformities that I've estimated to be 50,000 yrs old to prove it, you science-denier.

  33. Yes, propaganda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Yea, the ocean hasn't warmed more than 0.1 degree in the past 50 years, way less than has happened in the past 10,000-100000 years, and life still exists ! See https://wattsupwiththat.com/2018/01/04/new-study-from-scripps-puts-a-crimp-on-claims-of-recent-rising-ocean-temperatures/

    The paltering claim that it is because of oxygen outgassing due to higher temps is laughable.
    1. Only 0.1 degrees of ocean warming in the past 50 years
    2. Just as you heat water and oxygen comes out, so does carbon dioxide, which can explain some of the CO2 increase in the atmosphere.

    The real reason is pollution from fertilizer increasing the BOD of the coastal seas.

    1. Re: Yes, propaganda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      A) The surface rise is closer to 0.65 deg F on average (.13 per decade since 1901), and B) that's a global average. Local changes and swings can be much higher, and it is the extremes that affect coral reefs, for example.
      Temp. data from the EPA site, https://www.epa.gov/climate-indicators/climate-change-indicators-sea-surface-temperature

    2. Re:Yes, propaganda by haruchai · · Score: 1

      "Yea, the ocean hasn't warmed more than 0.1 degree in the past 50 years, way less than has happened in the past 10,000-100000 years"
      Yea, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about
      From IPCC AR5 Assessment - https://www.ipcc.ch/pdf/assess...

      "Ocean warming dominates the increase in energy stored in the climate system, accounting for more than 90% of the energy
      accumulated between 1971 and 2010 (high confidence), with only about 1% stored in the atmosphere. On a global scale,
      the ocean warming is largest near the surface, and the upper 75 m warmed by 0.11 [0.09 to 0.13] C per decade over the
      period 1971 to 2010. It is virtually certain that the upper ocean (0700 m) warmed from 1971 to 2010, and it likely warmed
      between the 1870s and 1971. {1.1.2, Figure 1.2}"

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    3. Re: Yes, propaganda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      0.1C at depth, or in total? To 700m the current rate, averaged over that depth, is about 0.05C per DECADE, so do the math for the next 50 years. 100m and shallower the current rate is closer to 0.1C per decade

    4. Re: Yes, propaganda by PoopJuggler · · Score: 1

      You win the Stupid Award for today.

  34. Delusionary. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But the consequences to humans of staying on that trajectory are so dire that it is hard to imagine we would go quite that far down that path.

    Has she been hiding under a rock the last centuries?

    1. Re:Delusionary. by HiThere · · Score: 1

      No. She's just writing under a pseudonym. Her real name is Pollyanna.

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  35. Re:H2O without the O? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you fucking people not take basic science any more?

    Apparently not.

  36. Re:TIL by suutar · · Score: 3, Informative

    Fertilizer creates zones near the shore. Warmer water is being tagged as the cause for low oxygen zones further out in the ocean (and larger than the shore zones).

  37. The SEAS are DYING! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Soylent Oceanographic Survey Report: 2015 to 2019" -- just as accurate as the trusty Farmers' Almanac.

  38. Re:TIL by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

    Two areas: open ocean and coastal dead zones. It's in the article, if you bothered to read it.

  39. Read Again, you are the problem by SuperKendall · · Score: 1, Troll

    All I see is people pointing out real pollution (fertilizer runoff) is the problem, not climate change (and the article supports that).

    Just like I have often pointed out CO2 production is not a problem, because it's contributing minimally to climate change and is not a pollutant - plants love it. But since all of the focus has been on reducing CO2 output, a lot of focus has been taken away from real pollution... like fertilizer runoff.

    That's right, it's people like YOU that are directly responsible for the unchecked rise in real pollution and therefore the zero oxygen zones. That's why I get a little short with you warming alarmists, because you refuse to see the lasting harm you are doing to the environment. I am a true environmentalist, in that I care more about the environment than looking like I care about the environment.

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    1. Re:Read Again, you are the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CO2 production is not "pollution", but it IS a problem. Unlike pollution which is a problem for all life on earth, CO2 production is a problem for mankind only.

      Now whether you address that problem or not depends on how you value mankind. Obviously, there are a lot of very vocal people who don't value it at all, not to the point of sacrificing some of their creature-comforts (or profit-margin) anyway.

    2. Re:Read Again, you are the problem by dryeo · · Score: 1

      Nitrogen runoff isn't a problem, plants love it. Phosphorous runoff isn't a problem,plants love it. Both nitrogen and phosphorous are necessary for life and here you are claiming too much is a problem. What is it with you big government types? Next you'll be lobbying against peoples natural right to apply fertilizer and dump there shit in the drinking water, probably while making claims about the science being settled that germs cause disease. You really should be skeptical about these claims like invisible things making people sick or invisible nutrients that plants love causing a shortage of oxygen.

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    3. Re:Read Again, you are the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh fuck you. The only "true" thing you are is deplorable. You fail to mention that the fuckwads on your side are the ones doing the majority of the polluting. They can't be bothered to do the right thing like not dumping that fertilizer in the river because it might cost them 2 pennies more or they hate libruls or whatever dumb shit excuse they use this week. And YOU won't police your side so the rest of us have to. Also, just like I have pointed out to you in other threads, the calculations have been done already. We make more CO2 than the plants can sequester. Furthermore, the whole "not a pollutant" bit is getting really old. Let's secretly replace your O2 with dark, sparkling Folger's CO2 and see if you notice.

    4. Re:Read Again, you are the problem by Bartles · · Score: 1

      Read what you just wrote.

  40. Re:LOL. Fake science is fake. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You do realize that jellyfish thrive in low oxygen right? And that's why there's so many of them vs. fish?

    This has got to be poe. Please don't tell me there's people this stupid out there.
    This has got to be poe. Please don't tell me there's people this stupid out there.
    This has got to be poe. Please don't tell me there's people this stupid out there.
    This has got to be poe. Please don't tell me there's people this stupid out there.
    This has got to be poe. Please don't tell me there's people this stupid out there.

  41. Causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "Climate change caused by fossil fuel burning is the cause"
    I'm all for less pollution and more environmentally friendly everything, and also less global population, however this statement is wildly speculative.

  42. Re:TIL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe you could try reading the summary? As it clearly calls out two different types of zone - with different causes.

  43. Re:LOL. Fake science is fake. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Being a life long FL resident and environmental activist I can tell you that those abundant quantities of (certain) fish were achieved at great political and economic costs. Large numbers of Jellyfish are generally regarded as an indicator of ocean instability rather than health. There are high numbers of large game fish species which are now difficult to find in FL waters where they were abundant just 50 years ago. Grouper were almost whipped out but through conservation efforts and laws they are starting to recover. FL has few healthy natural reefs left and many of the species that rely upon reefs are rare too.

    Look at the issue with Cod in New England where local fisherman use anecdotal evidence of seeing huge schools of Cod to justify expanded catch limits while actual hard scientific research data has proven beyond doubt that there is indeed low numbers of Cod compared to even 10 years ago. Anecdotes from fisherman aren't worth squat when it comes to maintaining and preserving the largest ecosystem on the planet.

    I highly recommend actually participate in scientific efforts to count fish populations, its fun, educational, they need help and you will certainly see that marine biologists love nothing more than spending time at sea. FL has many great university and conservancy programs where you can volunteer and learn, we need you!

  44. 640k ought to be enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The summary consists of 1480 characters. While that is far less than the much quoted 640k, that ought to be enough for everyone, they exceeded your comprehension.

    Today you learned nothing.

  45. Re:Straight from Joseph Goebbels's desk by thegreatbob · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, cowards tend to live relatively long, comfortable (if unfulfilling) lives.

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  46. Re:Straight from Joseph Goebbels's desk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I swear these trolls are getting recruited from 4chan

  47. Re:Straight from Joseph Goebbels's desk by MightyYar · · Score: 2

    This isn't killing 1% of humans, it is making 1% of the land area uninhabitable.

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  48. Re:LOL. Fake science is fake. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you seriously not recognize a Trump parody when you read one?

  49. Two flies with one strike by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Direct the fertilizer polluted waters to peat lands instead and they will bind even more carbon from the atmosphere than before.

    If you don't have bogs nearby then create one: choose a suitable area where a few low dams would trap water and create hundreds of sq mi of knee deep lake.

    1. Re:Two flies with one strike by HiThere · · Score: 1

      That might work well if you can prevent it from generating methane. Probably possible, but not necessarily easy.

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  50. While this is tragic ... by bwanagary · · Score: 1

    ... the statement that "Climate change caused by fossil fuel burning is the cause of the large-scale deoxygenation".  There is and has always been "Climate change" for many reasons.  In the 1600's the world and its oceans were warmer than they are today and I'm fairly certain that there was less fossil fuel burning that there is today.  Let's not perpetuate misinformation.  That being said, I am 100% in favor of eliminating fossil fuel burning as a source of energy and all over the world we're making great strides already.  Norway crossed the 50% mark in 2017 where there are now more Electric and Hybrid cars than there are gasoline/diesel ("Lillyhammer" anyone?).  Petroleum/Oil products are also used extensively in the production of synthetic products (plastics, fabrics, adhesives, paints etc.) many of which wind up in our oceans as well.  Mankind is a terrible polluter and destroyer of environments - climate change?  It happened before us and it'll happen after us. All the other stuff we do to our environment - not so much.

  51. Re:H2O without the O? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Never attribute to stupidity what can be perfectly explained by trolling. Or does the latter imply the former ?

  52. Re:TIL by tsqr · · Score: 1

    TFA says, "the level of oxygen in all ocean waters is falling, with 2% – 77bn tonnes – being lost since 1950."

    A 2% world-wide decrease in ocean oxygen driven by temperature rise would require an average temperature rise somewhere around 1.5C - 2C. According to this, ocean temperature has risen 0.1C in the past century.

    TFA has a map showing areas of open ocean with oxygen content lower than 2 mg/liter. According to this, heating seawater to 50C reduces oxygen content to about 5 mg/liter. I'm not sure you could heat it enough to get it down to 2 mg/liter before it started to boil.

  53. Re:In before GOP trollbots pretend none of it matt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We have a GOP trollbot problem

    Yeah, damn all these GOP trollbots who are shutting down university lectures they don't agree with. Oh wait...

  54. The job of government... by SuperKendall · · Score: 2

    It is the job of government to think long term. Even if that is their job how can they realistically do that as leadership changes due to elections? Businesses would naturally have a much longer term outlook.

    and ideally to show their work.

    Problem is, they can't even do that. Governments have been among some of the worst entities for being transparent with data or how data is arrived at.

    Of course for government to make decisions like that, you first have to get people to believe in the scientific method and related fields.

    Why would they when supposed real scientists do not? They are also altering data sets, massaging data to fit conclusions, laughing off people who want to review work. In such an environment you can't just say "trust the scientific method" because it does not apply any more.

    Mr Trump has proclaimed thåat he is going to Make America Great Again without really defining what that means in a quantifiable way. In my opinion a great country would do the math, protect the rights of both the majority and the minority

    Since when has a politician really been quantifiable? By the way, you and Mr Trump agree that he should be protecting the rights of the majority and the minority. That is what he has been doing...

    And above all, we value the dignity of every human life, protect the rights of every person, and share the hope of every soul to live in freedom. That is who we are.

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    1. Re:The job of government... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Businesses usually fail to think long term, or at least beyond a few years. If you believe otherwise, well your probably not employed in a big business. Yes, that needs improved, and if you become a leader in business then of course you should improve it. Governments are composed of people. If they aren't doing their job well, it is because we chose the wrong people. Climate science is agreed upon by the vast majority of credible scientists. Sure you may have the odd bad case here and there, but you should not be basing decisions on outliers, and anyone who fakes data should be fired. Just throwing up the usual, well I heard it was all fake doesn't cut it. You don't abandon science. You reject the bad data and keep at it.

      Mr. Trump doesn't protect rights, other than his own. He is currently trying to suppress freedom of speech and has over multiple times threatened his political enemies with jail. He is fond of the lawsuits that he seldom files, particularly now, since it would expose him to cross examination. Hell just today he had a video come out during a press gaggle, rather then he himself walking out. Yes, you read that correct, he produced something like a 1 minute video rather than risked being asked any inconvenient questions. He began his campaign calling most mexicans rapists and murderers. His solution to terrorism was to actually inflict terror by shooting people with bullets dipped in I believe pig fat. He advocates the use of torture. His tax bill destroys the individual mandate which was a key part of obamacare, thus causing rates to go up for everyone else. His withholding of the subsidies provided by law does the same thing causing rates to go up to everyone else. I believe his theory is if he takes an ax to the bill and enough people are hurting then the democrats will have to vote with him. How that makes any sense is beyond me. Hell pretty soon the deaths from those changes should start trickling in.

      The only people Mr. Trump looks out for are himself and maybe his family. We have heard repeated reports that he has too short of attention span for any kind of detail. I doubt he could even read through this entire post. According to the latest tell all he was drooling by the time someone got through the fourth amendment. To him everything is going to be great, the greatest, or the worst in history. There is no middle ground.

    2. Re:The job of government... by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Governments *can* be transparent, they are just controlled by people who don't want to be transparent. No exceptions have been noticed by me.

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    3. Re: The job of government... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If they aren't doing their job well, it is because we chose the wrong people."

      Or maybe the government system is hijacked by corporate interests, and the "right" people aren't allowed to succeed. Always has been the case and always will be.

    4. Re:The job of government... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Businesses would naturally have a much longer term outlook.

      Nope. In fact, most businesses are hindered by a lack of long-term perspective, as well as other forms of myopia such as avoiding responsibility rather than addressing problems.

      Governments have been among some of the worst entities for being transparent with data or how data is arrived at.

      Nope. See asbestos, fossil fuel and tobacco companies for actually worst examples.

      Why would they when supposed real scientists do not? They are also altering data sets, massaging data to fit conclusions, laughing off people who want to review work. In such an environment you can't just say "trust the scientific method" because it does not apply any more.

      See above for the actual examples, but actually, this problem predates modern paradigms.

      That is what he has been doing.

      You should just give up on Trump, he is worse for you than Roy Moore.

  55. Re:H2O without the O? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    dissolved oxygen in the water is what the sea critters consume.

    The phytoplankton consume oxygen at night. During the day they produce oxygen. Also, if the phytoplankton all die off at once then the fungi and bacteria that consume the phytoplankton also consume oxygen.

  56. Re:TIL by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

    Yes, and the areas farther out (and larger) have had their O2 reduced by about 2%.

    Much the same effect can be had on land (O2 content reduced by 2%) by going from sea level to ~175 meters above sea level. If you live in a major metropolitan area, you can probably get that by getting in the elevator of a moderately tall skyscraper and going to the top....

    Alternately, if you want to find out what it's like to lose 16% (8x as much loss as TFA is talking about) of the O2 you're used to, you can fly to Denver....

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  57. Re:Straight from Joseph Goebbels's desk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Which is pretty scary in itself.

    If we randomly pick 1% of the world's land area and make it "uninhabitable" at a stroke, then that will affect, on average, 1% of the world's population. That's 75 million people who are going to be either dead, or urgently looking for new homes.

  58. The Dead Zones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On the plus side, the oceans are now experiencing a lot more precognition.

  59. Re:LOL. Fake science is fake. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With the sort of stupid you see out on social media... It's really really really hard to tell nowadays.

  60. Today it is this, tomorrow it is that by Sqreater · · Score: 1

    It is the very existence of humans in growing numbers that is changing the environment and changing this or that is only a patch.

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  61. dinner bell! time for all the slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nihilists and propagandists to come out of the woodwork.

  62. Re:AGW alarmists make things up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My house is full of bottles and jars of Chlorella. I started playing with it a few years ago when I read a soviet paper that said 8 square meters was sufficient to keep a person alive (O2 + CO2 removal). It seems to like baking soda a lot.

  63. Wait, what? Zero Oxygen? by hackel · · Score: 1

    Does this mean we have vast seas of liquid hydrogen at the bottom of our oceans? By what chemical process is the oxygen extracted from the water?

    1. Re: Wait, what? Zero Oxygen? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Zero dissolved oxygen.

  64. Re:Straight from Joseph Goebbels's desk by MightyYar · · Score: 1

    What makes you think it is random? Are you arguing that the piece didn't deliberately slant the information towards alarmism? You think it is not biased?

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  65. That sounds really bad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think all of you should send your money to that guy.

  66. Re:Wait, what? Zero Oxygen? by HiThere · · Score: 1

    I think it's called anerobic decomposition...well, after stuff rotting faster than fresh water brings in more Oxygen.

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  67. Re:Straight from Joseph Goebbels's desk by dryeo · · Score: 2

    The problem is that the fertilizer related dead zones are in some of the most productive parts of the ocean. River estuaries, continental shelves, inland seas etc.
    History has shown over and over that excessively shitting in your water leads to bad results but there are always people screaming that it is OK to put the outhouse beside the well and it would cost too much to move it and then going into denial about accepted science such as the germ theory of disease.
    'Tis all a conspiracy of the soap manufacturers, sewage digger unions and besides it is too hard to wash my hands, little well think about where my shit is going.

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  68. Still better by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Nope. In fact, most businesses are hindered by a lack of long-term perspective

    Actually I don't think that is true of MOST companies. Many companies are in fact thinking 10-20 years out.

    Even the ones that are not are easily thinking more than two years out though; and that is a longer term than governments are really capable of thinking about these days.

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    1. Re:Still better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually I don't think that is true of MOST companies. Many companies are in fact thinking 10-20 years out.

      Even the ones that are not are easily thinking more than two years out though;

      That really prove you have no idea about corporations/companies management but rather convince yourself with your own rational. Most if not all corporations' future plan is at most 5 years. Then they will re-evaluate every 5 years. That's not a long term. Why do they do that? You should go to MBA school and you will know the reason. That is the current model for corporations and many companies that follow or have MBA grad in their management team.

    2. Re:Still better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can say that the Fortune 50 company I work for has no plans beyond the next quarter. I don't know a single person in the private sector that can say differently.

  69. How dire is it really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it dire enough to make energy decisions that aren't market competitive? Certainly not going to happen on this administration's watch

    1. Re:How dire is it really? by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      Hell, I'd be pleasantly amazed if his administration would just acknowledge market realities instead of pandering to people who can't math.

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  70. China Ship Exhaust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's been scientifically proven those big cargo ships from China, that pump their emissions directly into the water, are the undisputed cause of this mess.

  71. Re:Straight from Joseph Goebbels's desk by MightyYar · · Score: 1

    All of that would be wonderful knowledge for the article to impart.

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  72. Re:Straight from Joseph Goebbels's desk by dryeo · · Score: 1

    I, of course, did not read the article but would think that for anyone educated and curious would be aware of these problems caused by excessive shit going down stream and poisoning lakes and oceans. The problem is that any fixes are going to take some sacrifices, slightly more expensive food, fewer lush green lawns and golf courses, housing development that takes into consideration runoff and I'm sure other stuff.
    It's an old problem, people dump stuff and think it goes away.

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  73. Re:hundreds of millions??? by Bartles · · Score: 1

    If you had it your way, both 02 and CO2 would be regulated as pollutants. Then they can get us coming and going.

  74. Re: Straight from Joseph Goebbels's desk by bestweasel · · Score: 1

    You have to do a bit of work for your data.

    "these dead zones have expanded dramatically, increasing by millions of square kilometres since 1950, roughly equivalent to the area of the European Union"

    Area of the European Union = 4.5 million sq km
    Area of the oceans = 360 million sq km

    So an increase of 1.3% since 1950.

  75. Re:H2O without the O? by Bartles · · Score: 1

    I didn't even have to look. If it's green it eats CO2 and shits O2.

  76. Re: Straight from Joseph Goebbels's desk by bestweasel · · Score: 1

    "In coastal regions, fertiliser, manure and sewage pollution cause algal blooms and when the algae decompose oxygen is sucked out of the water. However, in some places, the algae can lead to more food for fish and increase catches around the dead zones."

    As for the rest, Guardian readers can generally be assumed to understand that excessively shitting in your water leads to bad results. Fans of Fox News, maybe not so much.

  77. Re: TIL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is more than one cause for the decline in the oxygen content of the water; it's not just oceanic warming. Read the article.

  78. Re: TIL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have made the idiotic assumption that land and sea animals absorb oxygen in the same way.

    There are a surprising number of comments here which show a lack of reading comprehension, a lack of understanding of basic science, or both (not that I would expect any Slashdotter to go as far as to read the paper in Science, let alone be able to understand it).

  79. Re:LOL. Fake science is fake. by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    Quality troll, there appear to be a lot of people taking it at face value.

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  80. clueless parent perhaps you should have looked. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It eats CO2, and grows quickly. But when it dies, quite quickly as well, dissolved O2 is used up in the decay process. If it shits O2, there would be extra O2 not a lack of it...

  81. Re: Straight from Joseph Goebbels's desk by MightyYar · · Score: 1

    The quoted part of the article does not say the same thing that you said. In fact, the part you just quoted makes it sound like a wash.

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  82. Re: Straight from Joseph Goebbels's desk by MightyYar · · Score: 1

    Roughly :)

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  83. Re:Straight from Joseph Goebbels's desk by MightyYar · · Score: 1

    I'm not arguing with any of that, I'm arguing that the article is shit. You are wise to have not read it.

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  84. Re: Straight from Joseph Goebbels's desk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    0/10 for arithmetic. Please see me.

  85. Re:Straight from Joseph Goebbels's desk by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    In other words, we need to keep the article from becoming runoff?

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  86. read it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So climate change is listed as the culprit in the face of, "The coastal dead zones result from fertiliser and sewage running off the land and into the seas."

    *raises hand* How does climate change produce fertilizer and sewage?