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Google Loses Up to 250 Bikes a Week (siliconbeat.com)

What's happening to Google's 1,100 Gbikes? The Mercury News reports: Last summer, it emerged that some of the company's bikes -- intended to help Googlers move quickly and in environmentally friendly fashion around the company's sprawling campus and surrounding areas -- were sleeping with the fishes in Stevens Creek. And now, a new report has revealed that 100 to 250 Google bikes go missing every week, on average. "The disappearances often aren't the work of ordinary thieves, however. Many residents of Mountain View, a city of 80,000 that has effectively become Google's company town, see the employee perk as a community service," the Wall Street Journal reported.

And for the company, here's one Google bike use case that's got to burn a little: 68-year-old Sharon Veach told the newspaper that she sometimes uses one of the bicycles as part of her commute: to the offices of Google's arch foe, Oracle... Mountain View Mayor Ken Rosenberg even admitted to helping himself to a Google bike to go to a movie after a meeting at the company's campus, according to the WSJ.

One Silicon Valley resident reportedly told a neighbor that "I've got a whole garage full of them," while Veach describes the bikes as "a reward for having to deal with the buses" that carry Google employees. Google has already hired 30 contractors to prowl the city in five vans looking for lost or stolen bikes -- only a third of which have GPS trackers -- and they eventually recover about two-thirds of the missing bikes.

They've discovered them as far away as Mexico, Alaska, and the Burning Man festival in Nevada.

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  1. No rule of law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Immoral behavior such as petty theft has been endemic to the point that public officials fear not confessing to committing it from time to time. Citizens take note: the rule of law is failing in this country. You are only as free as you can afford to be, if you are today’s lucky winner in the game of arbitrary and capricious “law and order”.

    1. Re:No rule of law by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      How come that I'm not at all surprised by the bikes showing up at Burning Man?

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    2. Re:No rule of law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So your point is that as long as there's no hellfire then Trump can do anything he wants?

    3. Re:No rule of law by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Umm... yes? Sorry, didn't know it was a state secret.

      Whether he should be allowed to might be up for discussion, but that he quite literally has jester's license should by now be pretty much common knowledge.

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    4. Re:No rule of law by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Informative

      Citizens take note: the rule of law is failing in this country.

      Bullcrap. Property crime in America peaked around 1990, and has since fallen dramatically.

    5. Re:No rule of law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Social justice leads to entitlement, entitlement leads to theft, and theft leads to big corporations that back social justice losing their bikes and bitching about it.

      The force balances itself.

    6. Re:No rule of law by vivian · · Score: 1

      I don't get the objection to google buses. Wouldn't the community be worse off if instead of 1 bus there was 30 additional cars on the road?

    7. Re:No rule of law by swb · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think it's pretty localized. Where I live -- and I mean my immediate neighborhood -- property crime was non-existent 20 years ago. Now I hear about nuisance property crime all the time, garage break-ins, mail & package theft, car break-ins (including use of high-tech keybob repeaters). The city councillor even has started to acknowledge it.

      I believe that crime may be down nationally, but IMHO that's a useless statistic for individual locations where people live most of the time. It's badly skewed by large population centers and their localized trends as well.

    8. Re:No rule of law by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2

      Bullcrap. Property crime in America peaked around 1990, and has since fallen dramatically.

      The perception of the modern crime wave is based on the reportage of every single little thing across one's nation as if it were happening in one's own city. coupled with an aging population and the nostalgia effect of "the past was better", we have the incorrect impression that society is lawless.

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    9. Re:No rule of law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Hell no. Google employee should have to ride the crappy city buses like the unwashed masses. Who do they think they are with their advanced degrees, high productivity and big salaries? They should be forced to live in crappy overpriced slums and take buses smelling of vomit and cheap wine like the rest of us high school dropouts..

    10. Re:No rule of law by murdocj · · Score: 2

      Other way around... people without any social conscience think that they "deserve" whatever they can lay their hands on.

    11. Re:No rule of law by Bruinwar · · Score: 1

      Drugs are expensive.

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    12. Re:No rule of law by lucasnate1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You don't understand! Cheating customers is "free market" and "healthy greed", not theft!

    13. Re:No rule of law by lucasnate1 · · Score: 1

      If the google buses are for google employees and they are allowed to drive in public transporation routes, then possibly no.

    14. Re:No rule of law by Visarga · · Score: 2

      They are afraid more buses will make even more googlers rent or buy in their neighbourhood, raising prices for them. They don't want to compete with the successful young techies for homes.

    15. Re: No rule of law by Aighearach · · Score: 2

      Statistics show both that there was more crime in the past, and also that the media spent less time reporting it.

      Such that as the crime rate has gone down, public perception about the amount of crime has gone up. It turns out, public perception of crime closely tracks media reports of crime, rather than police reports of crime.

      It may be that crime in his neighborhood went down, but the rate of neighbors complaining about it went up, because they were more exposed to crime reports in the media.

    16. Re:No rule of law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If the google buses are for google employees and they are allowed to drive in public transporation routes, then possibly no.

      Why's that exactly? I have car and I drive it on public roads. If I bought a van and drove 6 other people to work with me... what's the difference?

      Google certainly paid for the bus and for the whatever taxes are required as well the taxes on the fuel, etc. What they hell is there to object to?

    17. Re:No rule of law by Thelasko · · Score: 1

      Disrespect for rule of law isn't what's concerning. Many laws are unfair and harmful.

      What's disheartening about this story is the lack of human decency. Especially the guy hoarding bikes in his garage.

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    18. Re:No rule of law by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      but IMHO that's a useless statistic for individual locations where people live most of the time. It's badly skewed by large population centers and their localized trends as well.

      This is a heavily urbanized country, and people live in large population centers most of the time.

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    19. Re:No rule of law by JillElf · · Score: 1

      Also 20 years ago, your local TV news stations hadn't yet embraced fear-based programming.

      Maybe not your local TV news station but a great many jumped on that a long time ago. 'If it bleeds, it leads' has been the standard for ages. 1982 gave us 'Dirty Laundry.' Pre-TV, see 'yellow journalism.' The only difference I see is that there is now a 24/7 news cycle on cable and even local stations have become 24/7 thanks to the internet.

    20. Re:No rule of law by swb · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but statistically significant portions of N live in 3-4 metro areas. If those areas seem some localized shift it can move the national statistics without other areas seeing changes.

  2. The I'm-feeling-lucky department? by Krishnoid · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'd think it would be more the This-is-why-we can't-have-nice-things department.

    1. Re:The I'm-feeling-lucky department? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      My town tried that. To the effect that the nearby river is full of bikes and they still get stolen.

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    2. Re:The I'm-feeling-lucky department? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I would think the bikes would be available for anyone to use on google property, transiting between google properties, or for the employee to transit somewhere near by say for lunch with the intent to return the bike to google's property.

      Any other use I would feel falls under the same theft laws as removing a shopping cart from the property of a retailer. Shopping carts are there for anyone to use at the retail establishment, but is considered theft if removed from the property of the retail establishment.

    3. Re:The I'm-feeling-lucky department? by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Interesting

      We can have nice things if they are implemented sensibly. Shanghai has 1.5 million shared bikes. Theft is not much of a problem because you have to use a cell phone to unlock the bike, which identifies the rider. There is a small rider fee, charged to your WeChat Wallet, which covers losses as well as providing a profit that pays for expanding the system to more outlying areas.

      I have never needed to walk more than 100 meters to find an available bike, and it is cheap and convenient enough that it no longer makes sense to own a private bike.

    4. Re:The I'm-feeling-lucky department? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 5, Funny

      There is a small rider fee, charged to your WeChat Wallet, which covers losses as well as providing a profit that pays for expanding the system to more outlying areas.

      So you are saying after you are done using the bike, you get the Shanghai Bill?

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    5. Re:The I'm-feeling-lucky department? by radja · · Score: 1

      according tot the article, use of the bikes by non-googlers is allowed. These bikes are unlocked, and available for anyone to use. Using such a bike and putting it in your shed is not theft.

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    6. Re:The I'm-feeling-lucky department? by timholman · · Score: 1

      I'd think it would be more the This-is-why-we can't-have-nice-things department.

      About 20 years ago, a small community group operating out of some local bike shops in Tucson, AZ tried something similar. They decided to assemble several dozen free-to-use bicycles out of various old, mismatched parts, and put them in racks around the downtown area for anyone to use. The idea was that the bikes were worthless for resale, so there would be no incentive to steal them, and people could borrow a bike out of one rack, ride a few miles, then stow the bike in a different rack. There was a lot of fanfare in the local paper about the project on the day it kicked off.

      Two weeks later, not a single bike could be found in the bike racks. Many of them were found smashed to pieces, thrown off of highway overpasses or onto train tracks by bored teenagers. Others vanished without a trace, despite pleas by the organizers to return them to the racks. And that was the end of Tucson's free-to-ride bicycle experiment.

      It's not as if the city of Tucson was the only place where people had to learn this lesson the hard way. What interests me is that (1) Google failed to look at what had been tried in the past before implementing their program, and (2) continues to do it despite overwhelming evidence that it isn't working.

    7. Re:The I'm-feeling-lucky department? by paiute · · Score: 1

      Google branded bikes are going to be a collector's item. They need to repaint the bikes to say Microsoft so that nobody will want to be seen riding one.

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    8. Re:The I'm-feeling-lucky department? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Offer something for free, watch it get abused.

      Socialists, are you paying attention?

    9. Re:The I'm-feeling-lucky department? by kz45 · · Score: 1

      "that you can be killed by police for no meaningful reason"

      That's a broad generalization made on many different complicated situations. There have been a few recent cases of overzealous officers, but it's definitely not the norm.

      "thrown in jail for years for possession of a weed"

      I keep hearing this lie when it comes to US law and weed. If you are just smoking a joint, the police will not even arrest you. The people in prison for 'possession' all had pounds of it on them, with intent to sell or multiple other offenses/existing warrants.

      "have your home/possessions/money confiscated with little legal recourse"

      Now, I think you are really confusing China with the US.

      "arrested for standing on a sidewalk, beaten in the middle of the street for asking "why", "

      I'm not even going to comment on the ridiculousness of this claim. Are we talking about China again?

      How about the fact that China has the largest number of executions in the world and we only have an estimate because the actual numbers are hidden?! They revolutionized the lethal injection drugs many other countries use today because they've had many people to use as it on. Is this considered a clinical trial? It's disingenuous to compare prison populations with a country that literally kills their prisoners before they have a chance to serve any time.

      More on the glorious justice system of China:

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      Here's something you will love:

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      "Capital punishment is a legal penalty in the People's Republic of China. It is mostly enforced for murder and drug trafficking, and executions are carried out by lethal injection or gun shooting"

      So you don't go to prison for drug charges in China, you are executed. Seems pretty fair and balanced, right?

      I'm still not sure why so many people in the US love China so much. If you have enough money, it's great. You could murder someone and get out of prison time by paying the right people off. It's paradise for the rich and famous. But for the average citizen, it's full government control. The majority of China is still stuck in the third-world (aside from a few major cities), mostly because of the lack of real freedoms.

      Another side-effect of authoritarianism is the lack of innovation. Nearly everything propping up the Chinese economy is a knockoff of something created in another country. It's tough for someone to want to ask why? or how? when the government spends so much time teaching you that you shouldn't question authority or go beyond the status quo.

      China's justice system is not even in the same Universe as a country like the US. There is literally NO justice for you, unless you are wealthy and powerful in China. In fact, we wouldn't even be having this conversation because if we were under the same Chinese government, Slashdot would be owned in part, by the government, and all dissenting thought would be banned.

      I've actually lived in both the US and China, have you?

    10. Re:The I'm-feeling-lucky department? by AlanObject · · Score: 1

      What interests me is that (1) Google failed to look at what had been tried in the past before implementing their program, and (2) continues to do it despite overwhelming evidence that it isn't working.

      Who says it isn't working? Just because it has a problem doesn't mean that it is a total failure.

      The prior model they used probably wasn't the Tuscon episode you wrote about. Long before Google came around there was Silicon Graphics (occupying some of the same buildings I think) and they had a bike-share facility that worked just fine and didn't have any GPS or other electronics for enforcement.

      What the article doesn't mention is how many Google employees are responsible for the misuse. If they had to hire someone to go out and recover a bike that a Google employee misappropriated it seems to me that would be grounds for dismissal or other discipline. If they started doing that I think that part the problem would disappear pretty quickly.

    11. Re:The I'm-feeling-lucky department? by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      The idea that working bikes, assembled from "mismatched" (fitting!) parts, would have no value is absurd.

      The base price for a non-working used bike is about $15 if complete. $20 if it basically works, but sucks. Take that same bike and just give it a full "tune up" where a bike mechanic cleans it up, oils everything, adjusts all the brakes and gears, now it is worth ~$100.

      Go to a bike shop that sells used bikes and check! The "bottom end" is around $100 for a used bike in salable condition, and you have to go to a discount junk store to find anything cheaper. Thieves sell crappy bikes for $20-50, and they often give them a basic tune up first! It isn't a lot of money, but it is enough for some tweaker to get high, so they'll do it.

    12. Re:The I'm-feeling-lucky department? by mysidia · · Score: 1

      These bikes are unlocked, and available for anyone to use. Using such a bike and putting it in your shed is not theft.

      Any use of the bikes outside Google's intended purpose is Conversion, and putting it in your shed IS theft, if your intention is to keep the bike there and not return it, especially if you have multiple Google bikes in your shed.

    13. Re:The I'm-feeling-lucky department? by RandomFactor · · Score: 1

      Same. AC is correct on this one.

      Civil Forfeiture is the term to google.

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    14. Re:The I'm-feeling-lucky department? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      If I was your mom I'd be wanting your life back.

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  3. Who owns them? by martinX · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When everyone owns them, no-one owns them.

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    1. Re:Who owns them? by LeftCoastThinker · · Score: 1

      This is exactly it. The teenagers and bums who are stealing the bikes and keeping them or destroying them would never do that to their own bikes, but because it is essentially a free for all, they don't care.

      I do like the Shanghai concept of unlocking the bike using your cell phone. There is obviously still some room for fraud, but certainly if you unlock the bike with your own phone, you are not going to be an ass and damage or destroy the bike because Google can set the law after your for vandalism or theft.

      My guess is also that all of this crime is being committed by a few hundred people.

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  4. Googlers by dohzer · · Score: 1

    Wait... do I become a 'Googler' if I google, or is that title reserved for employees?

    1. Re:Googlers by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      Shoot - if I'd known I'd get a free bike, I might not have switched to DuckDuckGo!

      For an advertising company they're not very good at getting the word out...

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    2. Re:Googlers by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      I think Google employees should be called "Alphabeteers".

    3. Re:Googlers by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Mind your alpha-betters or they'll kick you out of the bubble city!

  5. Math Stole Them by mentil · · Score: 5, Funny

    Those 1,100 Gbikes are actually 1,024 Gbikes after formatting. It's in the fine print.

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  6. self-pedaling by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1

    They just need self-driving bicycles that can bring themselves back home.

  7. I worked a mile from their hq, we used them all th by Hadlock · · Score: 2, Informative

    We moved my office from downtown MTV to about a 22 minute walk from the caltrain station. What I quickly realized was that there were typically between 2-3 bikes just chilling out at the train station (about 3 miles from their main HQ, maybe more) so I and some coworkers would ride these bikes to our office, then dump them about a block from the office. The bikes always disappeared. Then around lunch we'd find another bike(s) and take them to the restaurant for lunch. In the evenings you can usually find one on your walk to the train station, and then just dump it as the station for someone else to use.
     
    It's sort of Mountain View's unofficial bike share, especially now that the city of Mountain View has formally left the bay area bike share/ford gobike system.

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  8. Should All Be Gone by mentil · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What's happening to Google's 1,100 Gbikes? [snip]100 to 250 Google bikes go missing every week [snip] they eventually recover about two-thirds of the missing bikes

    So ~175 bikes go missing each week, of which ~120 are recovered. So ~55 go permanently missing each week. If there's 1,100 total, that means they'll all be gone after 5 months. Presumably they're being reordered to replace the ones that disappear.
    Also, hiring 30 contractors to track these down? Surely there's a more efficient way of doing this. Getting people to pay a nominal security deposit for use of the bikes would encourage people to return them ($1 would work surprisingly well, even for people making 6 figures. Psychology, bitches!). There are other, stick-based methods, but then more people will just dump them in creeks.

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    1. Re:Should All Be Gone by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      What about locks on these bikes?

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    2. Re:Should All Be Gone by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Locks are a PITA for everyone. It would be better to put a mesh network on the cycles so that they can do GPS tracking without cellular. You could do it ultra-cheaply with something like ESP8266. Put a tracker on literally every bike, not just some of them. This would make it relatively easy to find offenders like the guy whose garage is full of them.

      It would be nice if we could all just get on a bike any time we needed one. Not me, of course, I live in the sticks. But people in cities.

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    3. Re:Should All Be Gone by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 2

      It would be nice but in reality a lot of these bike sharing plans turn out to be a PITA to manage, causing enough nuisance for some cities to ban or curb bike sharing schemes.

      Some of these schemes have bikes with locks, and they are hardly an issue. Book online and open the lock with your phone. The organisation I work for has done this with all of their pool cars as well and it works great. The point is that locks force you to check out a bike before using it, making you responsible for disposing of it properly at a depot, not in a canal or wherever you feel like.

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    4. Re:Should All Be Gone by mentil · · Score: 1

      Smartphone payment app, once authenticated via server, connects to bike via NFC/bluetooth, sending server-obtained bike-unique unlock code to bike's internal electronic system to deactivate solenoid/servo that otherwise engages the brakes. Press a button to activate the bike electronics when locked, so the battery will last for years. You worked at Google and you couldn't think up something like that?

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    5. Re:Should All Be Gone by geekmux · · Score: 1

      getting people to pay for something requires that you have an infrastructure to lock the bikes everywhere they go.

      these are just normal bicycles that sit by the dozens outside google offices, mostly just sitting on a kickstand. there's no way to charge for their use.

      They are supposed to be for Google Employees only.

      These aren't high-end bikes, they are single-speed cruiser style bikes, in google colors (bright yellow for much of the frame)

      They are better than walking, and it's frequently faster to hop on a bike to get a few blocks than to walk to your car, drive, find a parking spot, and walk to the building (even if you didn't commute by bus)

      former Google employee

      Apparently they're valuable enough to install GPS trackers on them.

      Every employee always has a smartphone on them. Always. Given that fact, figure out a way to tie a rider to their smartphone, and you've got a way of identifying who last used or is using a bike. If employees are using smartphones for work purposes, they should be controlled via MDM. Create and push an app that auto-registers a bike via NFC/WiFi/Bluetooth, which is probably less expensive than a GPS tracker. Hell, use the GPS in the smartphone to track riders real-time.

      C'mon Google, this isn't rocket science.

    6. Re:Should All Be Gone by Kjella · · Score: 2

      It would be nice but in reality a lot of these bike sharing plans turn out to be a PITA to manage, causing enough nuisance for some cities to ban or curb bike sharing schemes. Some of these schemes have bikes with locks, and they are hardly an issue. Book online and open the lock with your phone. The organisation I work for has done this with all of their pool cars as well and it works great. The point is that locks force you to check out a bike before using it, making you responsible for disposing of it properly at a depot, not in a canal or wherever you feel like.

      Except that you then have to build a lot of depots or it becomes a chore to get to the nearest depot and from the destination depot to where you're really going. And if you're visiting somewhere you can't just borrow a bike, leave it outside and return it when you go home because it can get lost on your watch. I wonder now with the abundance of smartphones if it would be possible to skip the whole depot bit. Basically it comes with a bike lock, you can attach it to anything and using your phone you send a photo + GPS coordinates showing you've "released" it back into the pool as long as it's a publicly accessible location and within the service area.

      That way you wouldn't really need any special depots or systems, just ordinary bike racks dotted throughout the city. The bikes would just need some close proximity communication to take lock/unlock codes from the phone, you can have a button to activate so most of the time it's completely inert to make the battery last. Have some sort of security deposit to unlock the system to you, if you don't return the bike it's forfeit. If bikes go missing while allegedly locked because of user error or someone using bolt cutters look for repeat offenders otherwise ignore it.

      You'll still have to deal with vandalism etc. so just have users report in missing (as in, not where the map says it should be), damaged, ditched or stolen bikes. I don't think offering rewards is a good idea because of the potential for profit-making, just ask your users for help if they see a bike that's not showing up on the map. And if somebody cheats and more or less hogs a bike by locking it in places nobody else can get to well you can put limits on how long/often you can be the sole user before you get refused, forcing you to make regular swaps.

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    7. Re:Should All Be Gone by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      There's a company here that rents bikes that are just left lying around and are unlocked with a smartphone app. Apparently Google is considering deploying the same sort of thing, but it adds a little bit of overhead for each legitimate user. It's not clear whether adding 30 seconds to each bike trip by an employee is more expensive than replacing 50 bikes a month.

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    8. Re:Should All Be Gone by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      This "skipping the depot" bit already is here. There is Limebike and a bunch of people in the US that do what you describe.

    9. Re:Should All Be Gone by swillden · · Score: 1

      Apparently they're valuable enough to install GPS trackers on them.

      On a fraction of them, at least. Putting trackers on a third of them costs 1/3 as much as putting trackers on all of them, and is probably roughly as effective as putting trackers on all of them.

      f employees are using smartphones for work purposes, they should be controlled via MDM. Create and push an app that auto-registers a bike via NFC/WiFi/Bluetooth, which is probably less expensive than a GPS tracker. Hell, use the GPS in the smartphone to track riders real-time.

      That would only work if the person who took the bike was an employee.

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    10. Re: Should All Be Gone by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Hey look its that guy who gets his "news" off of youtube. LOL

    11. Re:Should All Be Gone by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Every employee always has a smartphone on them. Always.

      People do sometimes forget their phones at home, and not everybody has a phone that can access internal resources, so that's not necessarily true. However, every employee does have a badge (or else they couldn't get into their own building). It would not be that hard to have a battery-powered badge reader that, when you tap your badge on it, unlocks a locking hub, and re-locks it when you tap the same badge a second time. That approach has several benefits:

      • It's a lot faster to tap a badge than to get out your smartphone and screw around with it for three minutes while you're trying to grab a bike.
      • If a bike gets stolen and recovered, you know exactly which employee forgot to re-lock the bike, and you can slap that person around a bit (unlike with a fixed code).
      • The cellular hardware required for validating the badge would also give you the ability to track the bike.

      Of course, that device would have to get charged every day, but I think they pick up the bikes every night and redistribute them every morning anyway, so charging them up wouldn't be such a big deal. Alternatively, they could have badge readers on the bike racks, and require you to return the bikes to those racks. That would have all the same advantages without the need to charge the bikes, and would also have the advantage of guaranteeing that you can find the bikes in a consistent spot, rather than them being in any of a dozen different places around any given building. Of course, it would be a big disadvantage if any of those racks ever became full. :-)

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  9. News for nerds, stuff that matters by nospam007 · · Score: 1

    Thieves steal bicycles.
    Film at 11.

    1. Re:News for nerds, stuff that matters by geekmux · · Score: 1

      Thieves steal bicycles. Film at 11.

      Single-speed cruiser bicycles painted bright yellow? I'm not seeing much resale value there. Even re-painted it would be rather obvious to anyone in that town to identify stolen merchandise.

  10. Re:Peculiar by Opportunist · · Score: 2

    And have it stolen? Are you nuts?

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  11. Re:I worked a mile from their hq, we used them all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So because the bikes were "just chilling out at the train station" you felt it was your right to take them? If somebody has a television just chilling in their house do you think it's okay to take that as well?

    It's not an "unofficial bike share," it's theft. The fact that you don't see anything wrong with taking other people's bikes is very worrying.

  12. Going to the Competition.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Apparently,

    There are nine-million bicycles in Bing.

    That's a fact,

    It's a thing we can't deny,

  13. Re:Peculiar by geekmux · · Score: 1

    I don't really understand the reason for this bicycle initiative. Since the bikes are only to be used by environmentally friendly employees, can't those employees simply just have their own bike?

    At this point, it would be probably cheaper to offer a reimbursement program for an employee to go purchase their own bike and lock, and be responsible for it themselves, and simply install bike racks everywhere.

  14. Re:I worked a mile from their hq, we used them all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Exactly How do you know those bikes wern't left at the train station for google employees to use to transit from the station to the office? Now they are without a bike and have to walk thanks to your selfishness.

    What google should have done is made their bikes just like the bikes commonly used for bike shares, with the electronic device on them to check out/in the bike. and track its location for recovery They could just use the employee ids to check out/in bikes and not charge like a fee. With google being the company that it is, you would think they would love to collect stats like that about which employees are using them and how frequently.

  15. Re:Funny how entitlement mentality works by geekmux · · Score: 4, Informative

    One Silicon Valley resident reportedly told a neighbor that "I've got a whole garage full of them," while Veach describes the bikes as "a reward for having to deal with the buses" that carry Google employees. Google has already hired 30 contractors to prowl the city in five vans looking for lost or stolen bikes -- only a third of which have GPS trackers -- and they eventually recover about two-thirds of the missing bikes.

    I wonder if there is any correlation between this attitude toward property and the rampant sexual abuse you see in the same regions. Nah, couldn't be. They're all totally woke on those issues. Couldn't possibly be that you cannot silo off such a mentality into just one area rather than letting it spill into other areas.

    Fuck entitlement. If someone stole something, they committed a crime. A "garage full" of bikes likely qualifies for Grand Theft in California (value over $950), and can be charged with a felony. See how this person likes the "reward" of a criminal record or incarceration. Often times it takes the correct deterrent to prevent abuse.

  16. Can't cross oceans? by Hognoxious · · Score: 5, Funny

    They've discovered them as far away as Mexico, Alaska, and the Burning Man festival in Nevada.

    Hmm, sounds like a challenge.

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  17. Re:Uh, regular old bikes? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

    People mostly don't steal them in the sense of taking them home and locking them up or selling them, they steal them in the sense of just grabbing one, cycling where they need to go, and leaving them there. Why spend $50 and be responsible for securing the bike, they think, when there are bicycles everywhere and you can just grab a convenient one whenever you want one.

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  18. Re:Peculiar by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

    They're often used for short hops between different Google campuses. A lot of employees come into work on the bus or train, so don't want to have to take a bike with them, but would cycle for short trips rather than drive if there's a convenient bike for them to use.

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  19. Re:Peculiar by AvitarX · · Score: 1

    A bike at the other side of public transit can be worth more than a bike I personally own.

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  20. Search for them? by Subm · · Score: 3, Funny

    If only the company had some sort of general search function.

    1. Re:Search for them? by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      well, we'd need some kind of location system with transceiver in each bicycle. they could call it Google Peddler Seeker or something

  21. Re:I worked a mile from their hq, we used them all by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

    >It's sort of Mountain View's unofficial bike share, especially now that the city of Mountain View has formally left the bay area bike share/ford gobike system.

    No, it's become the local culture to steal bikes.

  22. All bicycles will eventually be stolen by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

    Given a Google fleet of 1100 bikes, losing 200 per week is a blisteringly high rate of loss. And they can't be counting the ones that are are just borrowed overnight, like the example of the woman who works at Oracle and rides to the train station, because these would not be missed unless the count were to take place at the time the bike is not at Google. The articles describe many of these thefts as pure vindictiveness, like throwing them in the creek or stashing dozens of them in a garage because somehow, Google having its employees ride carpool buses is an excuse for class resentment. This is the pure class warfare, like those inner city kids who grab tablets from subway commuters just to smash in front of the victim.

    Perhaps it's time for some major Silicon Valley companies to move to places where their jobs and money are more welcome.

  23. Do not blame the shuttles by stikves · · Score: 1

    Don't blame the shuttles. Unfortunately transportation in the valley is just terrible, and shuttles are part of a solution.

    Using public transportation to get from San Jose to Mountain View would take about two hours. And even walking would be at a comparable speed. There are a patchwork of uncoordinated services which require you to switch multiple busses, walk long periods (since the busses to not share nearby stops), and spend a lot of money.

    There is supposed to be VTA (valley transport "authority"), but they don't seem to have any real authority over the uncoordinated cities. People cite many reasons for this, including NIMBYism. However the end result is the same. Unless you happen to be exactly on a bus route, using a network of busses is just infeasible.

    So the options are then:
    - Driving in a personal vehicle on the already crowded highway
    - Biking to work. This is usually much faster than public transport for many people.
    - Taking an uber. Again much faster, and not much more expensive ($12 vs $15)

    Given these limitations many tech companies employ their own shuttle service (including Google). This not only saves a lot of time, it also frees the highways, since the shuttles would rarely be empty, and would take any cars off the highways.

    1. Re:Do not blame the shuttles by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Maybe then these oh-so-clever tech companies should think twice about locating themselves in sprawling suburbs with awful infrastructure.

  24. My experience with freerange bikes looks like this by pecosdave · · Score: 4, Insightful

    At NASA we had "free range" bikes, which were just bikes that got abandoned or donated into common use, they were marked. I found out that even though the idea was that they should be randomly distributed to bike racks around the campus, the reality was they were usually piled up at one particular administrative building. See, administrative people tend to have meetings, lots of them, at various buildings on site. They would walk to those other buildings, then grab a free range bike back to their own building - EVERY TIME.

    There were bigger issues than that, if you brought your own personal bike to the space center - and many people didn't bother to lock them up because theft was quite rare inside the fence - the same asses who wouldn't just get their own bike - would take someones obviously personal bike too if it wasn't locked up. I personally had spokes broken on my bike because I did have it locked up and someone jerked on it in the rack hard enough to break spokes as the wheel rolled back. Even though out in public I run cable locks through both wheels at the space center I started locking up just the frame outside to prevent damage from a "don't care" type.

    I even saw free range bikes standing in the middle of parking lots. It was obvious that someone rode the bike all the way to their car and left it.

    I love the idea of a free-range, common use bike pool. I found that in reality people are assholes and don't care. Even in place like the space center where I know for a fact you can leave a brand-new Alienware laptop unattended for weeks at a time in full view in a not actually public but still accessible to many area with nothing holding it down but a power and Ethernet cable. I found that even in a place where people have shared common goals that a shared candy bowl will have one person pick out all their favorite stuff and hoard it in a personal lock box.

    Nope, we as human creatures can't be trusted to have a public use anything, unless it's got a self-enforcement or monitoring mechanism which sort of defeats the whole idea.

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  25. Tragedy of the commons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    From wikipedia:

    The tragedy of the commons is an economic theory of a situation within a shared-resource system where individual users acting independently according to their own self-interest behave contrary to the common good of all users by depleting or spoiling that resource through their collective action.

    Progressives just don't clue in on this.

    1. Re:Tragedy of the commons by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      "Individual users acting independently according to their own self-interest" is pure right-wing capitalism, and progressives do indeed know how this works. It's the radical free-market types that believe that the market will magically solve everything.

      "Shared resources" exist everywhere. Air is a shared resource. So is ground water, and most rivers, lakes, and oceans. Some things can be divided so they're no longer a shared resource, but they require shared resources and affect them. We can mark off land for a farm, and give it to a farmer, but the farmer's self-interest can damage resources that have to be shared.

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  26. Maybe there's something to corporate personhood. by hey! · · Score: 1

    It turns out real people are assholes too.

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  27. That's a lot of Bikes by wisnoskij · · Score: 2

    640KBikes ought to be enough for any [campus] body.

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  28. Ungrateful much? by Phoeniyx · · Score: 1

    "a reward for having to deal with the buses that carry Google employees." Some of these uneducated bums that are scattered around Mountain View, simply b/c they or their families moved there a few decades earlier, should be more appreciative of the high tech workers. If Google and other companies (including from 80s and 90s) didn't adopt the valley as "the valley" their houses won't be worth as much and they wouldn't be sitting on millions due to their "accidental" real estate investment. Also these bums don't pay anything for their property taxes (tied to the original house price) and the "Google employees" who are new to the area pick up the slack and pay their share of property taxes too, given the houses have gone up so much in the meantime.

  29. Find them with ... by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

    ... Google maps?

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  30. Re:Funny how entitlement mentality works by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1, Interesting

    That's a good insight. These are a bunch of wannabe-commies doing what always happens.

    It's not surprising that they would view sexual prey from an "according to his needs" perspective.

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  31. Re:My experience with freerange bikes looks like t by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

    We now have the anecdote of a rocket scientist.

    Would a brain surgeon care to share his own anecdote?

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  32. Re:Peculiar by swillden · · Score: 2

    Since the bikes are only to be used by environmentally friendly employees, can't those employees simply just have their own bike?

    Hauling my personal bike from home (in Utah) to the Google campus every time I go there for a couple days' worth of meetings would be... impractical... shall we say. Even for local employees, most don't live close enough to bike to the office, so they come to work in their car or via mass transit, which would also make it infeasible to bring their own bike.

    And the purpose isn't to enable employees to be "environmentally friendly", it's to enable employees to get from building to building in a reasonable amount of time. Without the bikes, I guess the company would have to run shuttles all the time between buildings. That would be more expensive than buying 50 cheap bikes every month. Walking is certainly possible (and fairly common) but the campus is large enough that it would become a significant time sink.

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  33. Re:Burning Man by freeze128 · · Score: 1

    That's what the T-1000 said.

  34. Re:My experience with freerange bikes looks like t by quantaman · · Score: 2

    Nope, we as human creatures can't be trusted to have a public use anything, unless it's got a self-enforcement or monitoring mechanism which sort of defeats the whole idea.

    I think the trouble is with all of these bike shares you're always going to have individuals who will try to push the limits of what's accepted. And if there's no consequence they'll keep pushing those limits those limits will become the new standard for what is accepted. And then people will then push the new standard as well.

    Collective goods are possible, but you need some sort of re-enforcement, either positive or negative, to keep people acting responsibly. Otherwise you're relying on people to act responsibly when they see everyone else getting away with being a bad actor.

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  35. Tech Fashion - homeless bums by seoras · · Score: 2

    Quote:
    > Company transportation executive Jeral Poskey told the paper he once took action when he saw what appeared to be a homeless woman on a commandeered Google bike.
    > “If I could describe her, you would agree with me,” Poskey said. “She looked all panicked, and then she showed me her Google badge.”

    I did this when I went to the Bay for a job interview with Cisco in '94.
    My friend, who already worked for Cisco, took me down to see their new HQ being constructed at W.Tasman in Milpitas.
    We're both standing in the car park looking at the construction and this old homeless bum shuffles past and smiles at us.
    I turn to my friend and said "Site security seems very relaxed letting an old homeless bum like that wander around".
    My friend replied "That's John Morgridge the CEO".

  36. Re:My experience with freerange bikes looks like t by pecosdave · · Score: 1

    You have no idea how many times I've given up on collective good arrangements even to as small of a scale as my own household. I'm seriously considering getting a safe when I get my next TV so I can lock up the remote control when I'm not home. I would love to share it, but it spends 90% of it's time misplaced.

    I've also considered drilling a hold through the casing somewhere and affixing a cable to it - since some public use things do work.

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  37. Pigs by BlueCoder · · Score: 1

    When an issue comes up next between the city and google I am not going be on the side of the city.

  38. Re:I worked a mile from their hq, we used them all by Aighearach · · Score: 1

    In my city, each property ends at the sidewalk. Then between the sidewalk and the street is a strip of city-owned land called (confusingly) the Right of Way. (Not to be confused with streets, which are not a right of way but are a place where you have a right of way. Which is not to be confused with having the right to use the way right this moment...)

    Anyways, if somebody places a TV on the grass between the sidewalk and the street, and there is not a moving van next to it, then it considered free. Before throwing things away, people often put them in a box and place them by the street. It means you can take it, it has been abandoned. Although if nobody takes it, you have to un-abandon it and throw it away, or else it is littering. In any case, people put TVs, stereos, food, all sorts of things. If it is left 5 feet away, on the private side of the sidewalk, nobody touches it. Well, if it was a bike it would get stolen, but if it was a TV nobody would touch it. (TVs don't have solid resale value these days)

    Unlocked bikes abandoned in public are not a clearcut "don't touch it" situation, especially if there are lots of them and they all have a logo of a local business on them. Keeping it, or selling it, might be theft, but riding it around and abandoning it in a similar situation as you found it might be totally legal. Obviously it will vary by jurisdiction, but it is going to be a matter of splitting hairs for the judge almost anywhere.

    In this case, the bikes are not actually restricted to use only by Google employees, so it is clearly legal to ride them around. And if it wasn't legal to ride them, then it wouldn't be legal to abandon them in public bike racks, either! Once the owner's policy is to abandon them in public for later use, it really pushes the hairsplitting towards allowing borrowing.

  39. Re:I worked a mile from their hq, we used them all by SeaFox · · Score: 1

    I guess the assumption is that Google doesn't really mind, and thus it is not considered theft...
    And to be honest, I would suspect that Google in fact might not really mind the people that take and leave the bikes at reasonable places. If nothing else, it's advertisement...

    Yes, that's why they are paying 30 people to meander around town looking for them, because they don't care they are gone.

    Google has plenty of brand awareness without having to give away free bikes.

  40. Three wheel bikes by AHuxley · · Score: 1

    Just have more upright three-wheel bikes. A nice basket in the back for stuff.

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  41. Re:My experience with freerange bikes looks like t by Thelasko · · Score: 2

    Even in place like the space center where I know for a fact you can leave a brand-new Alienware laptop unattended for weeks at a time in full view in a not actually public but still accessible to many area with nothing holding it down but a power and Ethernet cable.

    I guess at NASA you can't really count on gravity holding stuff down...

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