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Microbes May Help Astronauts Transform Human Waste Into Food (phys.org)

A Penn State researcher team has shown that it is possible to rapidly break down solid and liquid waste to grow food with a series of microbial reactors, while simultaneously minimizing pathogen growth. They reported their findings in the journal Life Sciences in Space Research. Phys.Org reports: To test their idea, the researchers used an artificial solid and liquid waste that's commonly used in waste management tests. They created an enclosed, cylindrical system, four feet long by four inches in diameter, in which select microbes came into contact with the waste. The microbes broke down waste using anaerobic digestion, a process similar to the way humans digest food. The team found that methane was readily produced during anaerobic digestion of human waste and could be used to grow a different microbe, Methylococcus capsulatus, which is used as animal feed today. The team concluded that such microbial growth could be used to produce a nutritious food for deep space flight. They reported in Life Sciences in Space Research that they grew M. capsulatus that was 52 percent protein and 36 percent fats, making it a potential source of nutrition for astronauts.

Because pathogens are also a concern with growing microbes in an enclosed, humid space, the team studied ways to grow microbes in either an alkaline environment or a high-heat environment. They raised the system's pH to 11 and were surprised to find a strain of the bacteria Halomonas desiderata that could thrive. The team found this bacteria to be 15 percent protein and 7 percent fats. At 158 degrees Fahrenheit, which kills most pathogens, they grew the edible Thermus aquaticus, which consisted of 61 percent protein and 16 percent fats.

103 comments

  1. World Food Problem Solved by Nothing2Chere · · Score: 2, Funny

    Looks like they've solved the 3rd world food problem. Just don't tell anyone what it's made from.

    1. Re:World Food Problem Solved by Nutria · · Score: 1

      There's already more than enough food for everyone. It's why Paul Ehrlich's 1960s neo-Malthusian predictions of mass starvation in the 1970s never happened.

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    2. Re:World Food Problem Solved by Kevin+Oldman · · Score: 0

      For some reason nobody wants the beer I brewed from the urine resyc

    3. Re: World Food Problem Solved by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of the pollution and global warming is caused by the third world eating. Changing their eating (and driving) habits is the solution.

    4. Re:World Food Problem Solved by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      IT'S PEOPLE!

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    5. Re:World Food Problem Solved by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They would need a highly developed waste management infrastructure to benefit from these processes. If they do something about that, the corruption eats the project funds, workplace theft eats at least half of the building supplies and the media writes heartbreaking stories how people will lose their ad-hock slum homes, and how the tyrannical city planning commission will destroy everything. Then if they do something about that, they will soon find themselves to be failed state and rogue nation and so on and so on.

    6. Re: World Food Problem Solved by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of the pollution and global warming is caused by the third world eating. Changing their eating (and driving) habits is the solution.

      Nonsense. Most global warming is caused by the people who put the most CO2 in the air. USA, UK, Belgium, Germany, etc...

    7. Re: World Food Problem Solved by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Or methane. Ruminants are a major source of methane emissions. And yes, it's not mostly the third world that enjoys beef steaks.

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    8. Re:World Food Problem Solved by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

      >Looks like they've solved the 3rd world food problem. Just don't tell anyone what it's made from.

      We don't really have a 'food' problem, we have an energy problem... it's just that Nature's put a lot of unnecessary steps between us and the energy source.

      Let's say, in theory, you could wear one of these reactor kits on a belt with a tube coming out your rectum as its input, and a tube feeding your stomach as its output... you're still not a perpetual motion machine. It takes energy to convert bodily waste back into fuel for your body.

      Humans being humans, a perfect waste recycling system just means we'll breed more until we're starving again.

    9. Re:World Food Problem Solved by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try selling at as lager.

    10. Re:World Food Problem Solved by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      Try selling at as lager.

      They already do. It's called Coors Light.

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  2. Prior art. by Brett+Buck · · Score: 5, Funny

    They already make a substance that appears to be bioprocessed human waste. It's called Marmite.

    1. Re:Prior art. by amalcolm · · Score: 1

      Marmite is actually by-product of the brewing industry. Perhaps you've been over-indulging in their products /humour

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    2. Re:Prior art. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, top scientists from around the world continue to struggle at making Marmite edible.

    3. Re:Prior art. by amalcolm · · Score: 1

      It's interesting that Marmite has become so well known for it's ability to divide opinion over the taste. Personally I love it, having been fed it since I was a baby. I can understand there are those who hate it just as much, but the fact is in continues to sell very well.

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    4. Re:Prior art. by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      In New Zealand, I actually developed a taste for this. One of our species' principal survival advantages is the amazing variety of things we can eat.

    5. Re:Prior art. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's interesting that Marmite has become so well known for it's ability to divide opinion over the taste. Personally I love it, having been fed it since I was a baby. I can understand there are those who hate it just as much, but the fact is in continues to sell very well.

      I can't... How can anyone not like Marmite? It is the food of the gods. /AC because moderating, not because I'm embarrassed to like Marmite!

    6. Re:Prior art. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently there is a rush on Nuttela in France today, http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-42826028
      coincidence or consumer trial?

    7. Re:Prior art. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Marmite is the only thing that can make kombucha tolerable.

    8. Re:Prior art. by MetricT · · Score: 1

      You misspelled "Velveeta".

    9. Re:Prior art. by Brett+Buck · · Score: 1

      Normally. I wouldn't, but this reaction is perfect (see at 00:45)

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    10. Re:Prior art. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't... How can anyone not like Marmite? It is the food of the gods.

      Marmite is the most revolting, slimy disgusting sludge ever to be stuck in a jar and labeled as "food."

      And if I ever get up the courage to try it, I will verify this judgment.

  3. I have a better solution! by aglider · · Score: 1

    Microbes + plants + animals + sun creates food for humans (and for themselves) from dirt.

    This is a set of well established processes we haven't fully understood. This is why we are trying to destroy them.
    So "just microbes" is less effective.

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  4. Eat-a-Tweet by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Eat-a-Tweet

  5. It might be nutritious... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...but I hear it tastes like shit.

  6. Growing microbes in vats for food by Nutria · · Score: 1

    reminds me of Trantor in Asimov's Federation Series, where they grew microbes (yeast in the story) in huge vats to feed 40 billion people.

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    1. Re:Growing microbes in vats for food by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      I recall reading that it took a huge fleet of ships bringing in produce to feed Trantor, and that a fleet of ships removed the human waste off-world. And a rumour that both fleets were one and the same...

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    2. Re:Growing microbes in vats for food by Nutria · · Score: 1

      You're right. One of the regions grew yeast, and -- in the decades since I read it -- must have forgotten one and magnified the other.

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  7. Re: "astronauts" by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 2

    Of course not. But expenses are only enormous until they aren't. And this seems like a rather nice step in that direction.

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  8. Re:"astronauts" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the queue of people signing up to be astronauts just got a lot shorter after we told them what they would be eating.

  9. McDonalds technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This being done by microbes I guess is the headline.

  10. India by Sigvatr · · Score: 4, Funny

    In other news, Indian street food prices tumble.

    1. Re:India by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wtf? You basement dwelling ignorant racist Slashdotters. Haha your ignorance is hilariously sad.
      Indian street food is not shit!

  11. Quite normal. by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Microbes May Help Astronauts Transform Human Waste Into Food

    since Astronauts Transform Food Into Human Waste Thanks To Microbes.

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  12. India "Fast Food Toilet" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    2 birds 1 stone, solves food and toilet shortage at the same time.

  13. Re: "astronauts" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People might not realize it, transforming food into human waste via microbacterial action is exactly how Pope Ratzoâs mother birthed him.

  14. I read Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yup

  15. In a high radiation environment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mutations are going to be frequent.

    I suspect the expression "Eat shit and die" has seldom been more appropriate.

  16. Body modification? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now engineer that into an intestine prolongation (powered by a small fission reactor) and watch the flowers growing out your ass.

    Delicious.

  17. Halfway milestone already reached! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    The research to turn shit into butter has already reached the 50% mark.

    It spreads already as it should, just the taste is still slightly off.

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    1. Re:Halfway milestone already reached! by billybob2001 · · Score: 1

      That idea makes my stomach churn.

    2. Re:Halfway milestone already reached! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Mission accomplished.

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    3. Re:Halfway milestone already reached! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Soylent Brown
      Yuck.

    4. Re:Halfway milestone already reached! by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      That idea makes my stomach churn.

      Thus helping complete the cycle.

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  18. Human Centipede! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just add microbes!

  19. Diet dependent ; Changes by DrYak · · Score: 2

    There's already more than enough food for everyone.

    It's more complicated than that. Depends on what people eat.

    Globally, yes, planet earth can produce more food than need to keep everyone fed ( for a certain definition of "fed" ).

    But if every body decide they want to have the same exact food diet as people in the developed world (think about USAmerican's love of steak. It's an entirely different approach to the word "fed" compared to above) : then you'll need at least 3 Earths worth of food production to keep everyone happy.

    It's why Paul Ehrlich's 1960s neo-Malthusian predictions of mass starvation in the 1970s never happened.

    No. That's more to do that those predictions (which also serves as inspirations for movies such as Soylent Green) are based on what would happen if the then tendencies were kept as is : if everybody kept reproducing like rabbits, today's world might look a bit like the over-populated slum that the science fiction back then predicted.

    Except that the tendencies didn't keep. Demographic transition happened. People actually stopped reproducing as rabbits. Even the poorest developing country are nowadays showing progressive reducing of population growth.

    So because the tendencies on which these prediction were made didn't keep, the prediction didn't come to happen. (Well, you still have over populated slums here and there, but not planet-wide).

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    1. Re:Diet dependent ; Changes by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      Meat replacement products are going to be huge in the near future. If you haven't tried something like an Impossible Burger you will be surprised just how much like real meat it actually is. And that's before we get to lab grown meat.

      People will want this stuff not primarily because they care about the environment, but because it's healthier and cheaper. Meat grown in a sterile environment will need less drugs during it's lifetime, and will be engineered to be high quality/taste without all the effort that goes into making animals that way.

      Eventually McDonalds will switch. Real meat may more or less go away completely, as it becomes hard to justify keeping animals in captivity and then killing them for food that is inferior to the synthetic stuff.

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    2. Re:Diet dependent ; Changes by Nutria · · Score: 1

      No. That's more to do that those predictions (which also serves as inspirations for movies such as Soylent Green) are based on what would happen if the then tendencies were kept as is

      Denying the truth will not set you free.

      Early editions of the book wrote, The battle to feed all of humanity is over. In the 1970s hundreds of millions of people will starve to death in spite of any crash programs embarked upon now. At this late date nothing can prevent a substantial increase in the world death rate.

      The world's death rate has dropped by 23% since 1970.

      He and his wife also completely missed the agricultural Green Revolution which had been happening for 40 years by 1968.

      if everybody kept reproducing like rabbits, today's world might look a bit like the over-populated slum

      Ehrlich's solution? Human sterilants added to food. The option isn't even open to us, thanks to the criminal inadequacy of biomedical research in this area.

      that the science fiction back then predicted.

      Science Fiction loves drama and spectacle, while denying reality, just as much as every other genre.

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    3. Re: Diet dependent ; Changes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You represent the generstion that will die and be replaced by people who think the opposite of you.

    4. Re:Diet dependent ; Changes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " less drugs during it's lifetime"

      it's means it is.

      "be engineered to be high quality/taste without all the effort that goes into making animals that way"

      Um, animals in CAFOs are not high quality or tasty. They are engineered to be cheap. If you've ever tasted "organic" beef or something from a real farm, you'll see that the spongy masses they sell as "meat" in grocery stores are hideous abominations.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concentrated_animal_feeding_operation

    5. Re:Diet dependent ; Changes by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      He and his wife also completely missed the agricultural Green Revolution which had been happening for 40 years by 1968.

      He may have completely missed it, but you're missing the fact that these Green Revolutions aren't going to happen over and over again every time the world needs more food.

    6. Re:Diet dependent ; Changes by Nutria · · Score: 1

      And the world population is not forecasted to indefinitely grow, either. "10 billion" is the typical max, due to urbanization and the education of women.

      Thus... no need for eternal green revolutions (or the forced starvation of countries, which Ehrlich thought was a great idea).

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    7. Re: Diet dependent ; Changes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, did you like the Impossible Burger or not?

  20. Don't want to be an astronaut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First off they already drink filtered pee. And now they eat shit sandwiches? It's just too much...

    1. Re:Don't want to be an astronaut by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

      they already drink filtered pee

      If the filtered pee happens to be even better than Evian water thanks to a wonderful purifying process, wouldn't you drink it?

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    2. Re:Don't want to be an astronaut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      UNfiltered piss is better than Evian....

  21. Real world food ? by DrYak · · Score: 2

    And by the way, the stuff that these scientists created from human dukey is not food. It may have a similar ratio of fats & protein as food, but it's not food. Astronauts will eat each other before they eat some cultured turd yogurt.

    And what do you think real food is made from ?
    Which substances do you think the plants process to transform into more plants (i.e.: more food) thanks to the solar power ?
    Do you really think that plants make themselves using solidified light ?

    HINT: Look up the word "manure".

    This project is basically doing the same thing, only scaled down and accelerated by using a different set of bacteria and yeast only, compared to the usual set of bacteria + plants that do the exact same stuff every day in agriculture.
    (But it's going to be difficult to pack a whole field in a space ship, so hence the interest)

    You see it as a "toilet-to-mouth" system, but you should more realistically think of it as a pocket-sized field to grow food out of your (human produced) manure.

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  22. Re:"astronauts" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's cute how some people still believe there is *any* future for the human race.

  23. Mmmm corn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Corn...again

  24. Eat shit and Fly by orbit500 · · Score: 1

    NASA recruitment slogan?

  25. i'm all for it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    let them eat their own shit, i'll stick with real meat and potatos!

    they already drink recycled urine, might as well feed 'em crap too ...

    can't wait to see what musk feeds all you martian colonists ...

  26. Shit Burger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shit Burger. Somebody find the link because I can't be bothered.

  27. Re:HILLARY CLINTON SOLD URANIUM TO RUSSIANS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Sorry, "But but Hillary..." isn't a legal defense. If you think you've got something on either one of the Clintons, you go right ahead and indict. HINT: their whiny-bitch-snowflake room-temperature-IQ enemies have been trying to do so for over 30 years, without one shred of success. Or evidence.

  28. The grass is always greener over the septic tank by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doesn't my septic system already do this? (And it's really the drain field, not the tank)

  29. No one has made the connection yet. by upuv · · Score: 2

    If this tech is developed for Space travel or is an outcome of research into supporting us in space then it can most likely be ported into farming.

    Who says this tech has to be used to feed humans directly. Why can't use it to improve the efficiency of animal husbandry. We can use farm wastes to more directly loop back into the production cycle. We could use it to improve the production of meat, textiles, milk, medical supplies etc.

    Why not feed the outputs to say ants, and in return feed the ants to other stocks. Thus further diversifying the various protein chains making the process even more benificial.

    Or we do more engineering and create organic polymers from the protein. Thus a replacement for many of the plastics in use today.

    It does not have to directly feed us. As a matter of fact it can help reduce the costs associated with meat etc.

    The key to the process is that it is a bio reactor that minimises infections and contamination. Thus making it more robust as an industrial system.

    1. Re:No one has made the connection yet. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      AD is already used on a number of farms in Europe, the issue being that the liquid byproduct is quite high in phosphorus and so needs additional treatment before discharge, which means more cost and infrastructure.

      >Or we do more engineering and create organic polymers from the protein

      The kind of biopolymers which bacteria produce are mostly just carbon based, not protein based. There's already a decent amount of work into this, e.g. AirCarbon claim to turn methane into plastic.

      >The key to the process is that it is a bio reactor that minimises infections and contamination.

      This generally tends to happen anyway, the conditions inside an AD plant are quite different to those which are ideal for most pathogens. In addition to that AD plants are usually already full of established microbes which makes it hard for pathogens to establish themselves.

      I don't work on AD myself, I work with people who work with AD, but from meetings I've been to there's a lot of emphasis at the moment on getting as many different things out of AD waste streams as possible, often referred to as the biorefinery concept. There's a lot of potential, but the problem, as always, is economics, and the fact that AD itself produces waste streams which aren't trivial to clean up. On top of that there is legislation which is a bit squeamish about re-using something which is officially designated as a waste stream, not to mention consumer squeamishness about that sort of thing. I think in Ireland legislators are fine with animal slurry being spread on fields beacuse it has been done for centuries, but they're not so OK with AD-processed animal slurry products being spread on fields.

  30. Marketing crap by billybob2001 · · Score: 3, Funny

    This will obviously by marketed as Soylent Brown.

    (Spoiler: it's poople!)

  31. Ohh..., they saw "The Martian" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's true, no other "comments".

  32. "Shit eating grin" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now I understand that old saying: "shit eating grin".

    1. Re:"Shit eating grin" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My "captcha" word was "excrete". Ugh.

  33. So scary. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow. And when we get a new disease that can't be cured such as "mad cow" from eating our own waste than where will we be?

    And knowing how $$$$ will drive this and not common sense you truly know how this will end up.

    BTW, is anyone else having troubles accessing and posting to slashdot?

  34. Re:"astronauts" by Megol · · Score: 1

    Human waste have been used as fertilizer for a long time. People gladly ate the vegetables/fruits so produced.
    => People have eaten converted human shit.

    Astronauts/cosmonauts are selected by people that are rational and scientific - exactly the kind of persons that would understand that their food is not shit.
    And they are less likely to become cannibals as they understand the problems that brings.

    What happened to you? Even when you posted stuff I absolutely did not agree with you had some intelligence baked into the posts.
    This? It's just shit.

  35. Can this program be instituted... by MrSavage · · Score: 2

    at the Congressional cafeteria? After all, they keep making us eat all the shit that they pass...

  36. Re:"astronauts" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's cute how some people still believe there is *any* future for the human race.

    Since your comment was made in the past. Your comment is cute. There is a future- it's happened since you posted.

  37. Could have told them that from ... by gweihir · · Score: 2

    ... playing "Oxygen Not Included". After giving my whole colony food poisoning by using contaminated water in the musher, the principle and what is important became quite clear.

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  38. ugg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Great.... poop bars

  39. Re:HILLARY CLINTON SOLD URANIUM TO RUSSIANS! by Joey+Vegetables · · Score: 1

    Or life post-attempt. Every single person with dirt on the Clintons seems to die horribly before it can be exposed.

  40. oh bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh bullshit. I buy grass fed beef from a coworker because I enjoy blue steak and tartare, and don't want worms. However, grocery store meat isn't a "spongy mass". There are subtle texture differences, but it's not huge. Stop lying, you smug retard.

    1. Re:oh bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You buy beef from a cow orker?

  41. Re:"astronauts" by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    Even when you posted stuff I absolutely did not agree with you had some intelligence baked into the posts.

    You're confusing me with someone else. As a relative newcomer, you might not be aware that all of my posts are transformed human waste turned into food for astronauts, eaten, turned into human waste again, and then turned into Slashdot comments.

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  42. Soylent Green is by Lucas123 · · Score: 1

    feces

  43. Asstronauts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/t

  44. MMMMM..... by MitchDev · · Score: 1

    I can see it now...

    NASA exec: "Why is no one answering our ad for Astronaut training?"

    NASA drone worker: "I think it's the food plan and people not wanting to eat their own shit"

  45. Ah Astronauts! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Putting the "Ass" in "Tronauts"!

  46. Re:The grass is always greener over the septic tan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    until you eat and then shit anti-biotics into the septic tank.

    someone gets sick on the spaceship and because of profit pressure cannot
    be sick for a week (earn your keep) and "on the blackmarket" acquires some
    "homemade" anti-biotics... pops it down into the collective poop fermentation tanks
    and voila ... disaster on the spaceship: all "digestors" are wiped-out.

  47. eww by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If even the researchers are so squicked out about handling poop that they use artificial poop to test it, why do they think any astronaut would want to eat this.

  48. Re:HILLARY CLINTON SOLD URANIUM TO RUSSIANS! by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    That's a conspiracy theory, not facts.

  49. small bites by slashname3 · · Score: 1

    So they are growing microbes to feed people.

    Better learn to take small bites. :)

  50. I knew it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The world is turning to crap. This just confirms it.

  51. Well this is...... by MerlTurkin · · Score: 1

    ...a real shitty idea.

  52. How about gravity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they can't function in zero g, it might only be good for off world colonies.

  53. Ironic though. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...it gives a new meaning to "shit eating grin"

  54. New jobs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This new source of food stuffs will create a whole new industry for collection, processing, and delivery. People will be gainfully employed, unemployment rates will decline, collection pods and pails will sell out. America will rise out of the Sh.....

  55. Fast food anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I read "edible Thermus aquaticus, which consisted of 61 percent protein and 16 percent fats", I immediately envisioned a McDonalds beef patty. I'm pretty sure no one would notice if they were switched as they look and taste alike.

  56. Arrakis, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    land of sand, known as Dune.
    Fremens unite!

  57. Re:HILLARY CLINTON SOLD URANIUM TO RUSSIANS! by AutodidactLabrat · · Score: 1

    Hillary and Bill took hundreds of millions of dollars that were donated for Haitians and spent it on themselves. Bill then proceeded to go down there and RAPE little girls. These are the people you wanted in the White House? For shame. #HillaryForPrison

    Lie
    But you know that