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The SCO Vs IBM Zombie Shambles On (uscourts.gov)

Long-time Slashdot reader UncleJosh writes: At the end of last October, the 10th Circuit issued an opinion overturning the lower court's summary judgement in favor of IBM on one of SCO's claims, sending it back to the lower court for trial. Shortly thereafter, IBM filed for a re-hearing en banc. On January 2nd, the 10th circuit essentially denied IBM's request, issuing a slightly revised opinion with the same conclusions and result.
The charge being reheard accuses IBM of "stealing and improperly using [SCO's] source code to strengthen its own operating system, thereby committing the tort of unfair competition by means of misappropriation" -- though that charged is based on an implied duty that SCO says IBM incurred by entering into a development relationship with SCO. "SCO believes that IBM merely pretended to go along with the arrangement in order to gain access to Santa Cruz's coveted source code."

The court's 46-page document adds that "We are now almost fifteen years into this litigation."

127 comments

  1. My god by Vinegar+Joe · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Somebody PLEASE put a stake in it.

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    1. Re:My god by dwywit · · Score: 5, Informative

      That's for vampires. Zombies require a headshot.

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    2. Re:My god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We'd be better off double-tapping on this one.

    3. Re:My god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Traditionally, you give zombies food with salt in it. Then they realise they're dead and stumble back to their graves.

    4. Re:My god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SCO is clearly a vampire zombie, so I suppose it needs both.

    5. Re:My god by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Or, you get salty zombies.

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    6. Re:My god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now I'm really getting confused... is it a stake or a steak? Are are you saying that's a meat dildo? At this point I think we need a refresher course on how to kill the various forms of evil before I try and kill the zombie with a hotdog.

    7. Re:My god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Groklaw.net used to cover this really well, back when PJ was running it.

      The trick here is that the judge managing SCO's original attempts put his buddy in charge of managing SCO's bankruptcy, basically on a permanent retaiiner. It was like getting his brother-in-law a job closing an estate: he draws a salary as long as the bankruptcy is in progress, charges by the hour and has absolutely *zero* reason to ever finish the job. If he can scam it right, he can also do exactly what SCO got caught doing: find a shell company from someone who dislikes Linux (*cough* Microsoft *cough*) to provide some weird funding just to keep SCO alive and screw with Linux intellectual property claims.

    8. Re:My god by TheDarkMaster · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's a game of lawyers. The only effective way to end this is nuclear bombardment from orbit.

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    9. Re: My god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It just occurred to me that there are probably slashdotters old enough to vote who were born *after* this case started

    10. Re:My god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, there's one reason the undead are no more on this planet.

      You can't immortal you way out of Crossbow Bolt + Dynamite + Lit Fuse.

      We need Ash Williams on this case.

    11. Re:My god by johanw · · Score: 0

      In case of these lawyers, better use both to make sure. :)

    12. Re:My god by dwillden · · Score: 2

      As most lawyers are the equivalent of cockroaches, that is not a guaranteed solution. This case will probably be getting hearings when Sol finally gets tired of it and goes Supernova to finally eliminate the problem.

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    13. Re: My god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't math very well do you.

      This has been litigating for 15 years. Voting age is 18 years. We are three years from the point you imagined.

    14. Re:My god by TxHiTech · · Score: 1

      Double tap.

    15. Re:My god by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      I usually don't recommend doxxing, but can't someone provide names of the people behind this scam attempt?

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    16. Re:My god by idontgno · · Score: 1

      Which explains SCO right now.

      'Cuz they were WAAAY salty after losing all of their cases.

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    17. Re: My god by jabuzz · · Score: 1

      Plenty of jurisdictions allow voting at 16.

    18. Re:My god by houghi · · Score: 1

      Somebody forgot to double tap.

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    19. Re: My god by almitydave · · Score: 1

      Last I checked, 15 is still < 16.

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    20. Re:My god by HiThere · · Score: 2

      No, for zombies you need to fill their mouth with salt and then sew their lips closed to keep them from spitting it out.

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    21. Re:My god by Alain+Williams · · Score: 1

      I thought that zombies were adopted by PID 1 so that they could finally die.

    22. Re:My god by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      "Remove the head or destroy the brain"
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

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    23. Re: My god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess the 14 year olds where you are, haven't yet learned how to create credible looking ID documents claiming that they are 21

    24. Re:My god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What makes you think INIT wants to adopt this one?

      He's making the Z sit over there in it's own little purgatory until it stops suing him.

      Any update on those patches to forcibly remove zombies from the tree?

  2. What it should have added... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "We are now almost fifteen years into this litigation and still neither side is broke, like seriously wtf!"

    1. Re:What it should have added... by sg_oneill · · Score: 5, Informative

      "We are now almost fifteen years into this litigation and still neither side is broke, like seriously wtf!"

      Oh SCO died of bankerupcy long ago. The last thing they did was sell off the right to sue to lawyers and promptly shat the bed and died.

      Frusturatingly for IBM, the one claim that stuck was that SCO owed IBM a *lot* of money, but instead of the handing over that money they spent it all on lawyers refiling again and again until there was nothing left for IBM to claim.

      Which ought be completely illegal, but apparently it is not.

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    2. Re:What it should have added... by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This is the time when it should be legal to harvest the organs of CEOs to compensate the damaged party. The heart's probably unusable (provided it's present) but the rest should be usable.

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    3. Re:What it should have added... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe IBM didn't held enough of SCOs debt to be able to force the issue.

    4. Re:What it should have added... by jrumney · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the lawyers who enabled them.

    5. Re:What it should have added... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Ok, you have to do without spine and heart, but compensate with an extra helping of guts...

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    6. Re:What it should have added... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      harvest the organs of CEOs

      The brains are usually in pristine unused condition, but not sure about others like liver, colon, p***s etc.

    7. Re:What it should have added... by rtb61 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      There is a way out of this. It is really rather nasty and has to do with legally targeting the law firm. Fund all cases against the Law Firm. Find all of their cases and help fund the opposition and let everyone know, use that Law Firm and you will likely lose because IBM will fund the opposition for a share of the action. Let's see who toughs it out then!

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    8. Re:What it should have added... by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      Considering what we've heard from them over the years, the gastrointestinal tract is also unusable; it seemed to work backwards.
      Perhaps the sphincter is still squeaky clean.

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    9. Re:What it should have added... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps the sphincter is still squeaky clean.

      Might be clean but stretched out beyond all proportion from all the a***-crawling... But perhaps Elon Musk needs to line one of his boring tunnels with one.

    10. Re: What it should have added... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just like the Iron Bank of Bravos.

    11. Re:What it should have added... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the board of directors who signed off on the venture.

    12. Re:What it should have added... by syn3rg · · Score: 1

      Lawyers have only two working parts, the mouth and the a**hole; but they are interchangeable.

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    13. Re:What it should have added... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Frusturatingly for IBM, the one claim that stuck was that SCO owed IBM a *lot* of money, but instead of the handing over that money they spent it all on lawyers refiling again and again until there was nothing left for IBM to claim.

      Actual it was Novell that The SCO Group (TSG) owed a lot of money to.

      Novell sold to TSG the business of collecting Unix licence fees. They were supposed to pass all these on to Novell and get a 5% collection fee. They kept the lot, at least 80 million. They had spent most of this on legal fees suing Novell, IBM and everyone else that moved. In order to prevent payment to Novell they gave 30 million to their lawyers to continue suing IBM forever.

      If the lawyers 'give up' or otherwise do not continue the case then they would be in breach of contract and would have to pay the 30 million back.

    14. Re:What it should have added... by UncleJosh · · Score: 1

      As others have pointed out Groklaw provided ongoing coverage of SCO vs the universe matters until August, 2013. At that point PJ gave up the ghost and quit running Groklaw. Groklaw's SCO vs IBM timeline continued to be updated with documents, including the summary judgement decision that was just overturned and returned to the district court for trial. That opinion has a decent history of the case with regards to SCO's only remaining claim against IBM.

    15. Re:What it should have added... by jrumney · · Score: 1

      Interchangeable isn't the word I would have chosen when talking about transplant candidates. On a lawyer, yes, but on a normal person they are really both only usable for one purpose.

  3. Re:Here's a haiku to liven up your day by SUCK+MY+BALLS!!! · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Erm, according to the plaintiff's sorry excuse for a blog, the legal counsel has pledged to continue until they are disbarred or they make a "success" of the case, whatever that means.

    You know what's funny...and I'm going to be modded down for this...but if you look at the millions of man-years spent wasting everyone's time on the litigation versus how much time it would take to write a *decent* OS entirely from scratch, you're looking at a 1000000:1 effort.

    This is like spending 50 years in the court system over someone jaywalking when he never jaywalked in the first place.

  4. Remember Microsoft. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember now, whenever you listen to soft-spoken "Just Trust Us" Nadella, who sank a fuckton of money into keeping this undead alive: Microsoft.

    Did they distance themselves from that past behavior?

    Should we, thus, trust them?

    SCO is just a side show by now. Focus on the real dangers (and no, Microsoft isn't the only one).

    1. Re:Remember Microsoft. by HiThere · · Score: 1

      No, Microsoft isn't the only one, but they're relevant in this case because they appear to have been the instigator and source of funds. The evidence *doesn't* seem to be conclusive, but it's considerably stronger than just "highly suggestive".

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  5. History of the Zombie by ytene · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Originally, "The SCO Group" (TSG) that filed suit against IBM (and subsequently Novell) was a commercial company run by then-CEO Darl McBride. The original court case was presided over by Judge Kimball.

    During that case there was a great deal of fancy footwork by TSG's lawyers (Boies, Schiller and Flexner LLC), who were hoping to get the case to a jury trial without having to turn over the specifics of their "evidence" to the Court and thus to IBM. Their tactic of not showing their hand had two aims: to bluff IBM into thinking that their case was stronger than it really was - and to hold back the most damaging accusations until they could be delivered in front of a jury without giving IBM the ability to prepare a response.

    Duelling motions came to a head and eventually, after giving TSG all the lattitude he could, Judge Kimball announced that he would rule on an IBM motion to compel TSG to pony up their evidence. Before that could be discussed in a hearing [literally just a couple of days before] TSG filed for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy. It is worth noting at this point that when TSG filed for bankruptcy they were technically and legally solvent, but the Bankruptcy Court accepted their petition regardless.

    At that point everything on this thread of the story went a bit strange.

    The Bankruptcy Court appointed one Judge Kevin Gross to preside over the bankruptcy. Judge Gross then appointed a Trustee to be the caretaker for the Chapter 11-protected TSG - and this Trustee was himself a retired Judge. [Sorry, this gentleman's name and that of his company escapes me].

    From this point forward, the Trustee continue to try and fight the court case, all the while submitting invoices to TSG for their services. Although there was quite a bit of noise from this point forward, nothing substantive came of the appointment of this Trustee other than - in the opinion of this observer, anyway - the Trustee being able to milk the last of the liquid assets out of TSG and to push the company from not-quite-Chaper-11 through to brink-of-Chapter-7 bankruptcy.

    At that point, with no more juice to suck out, the Trustee seemed to lose interest and the whole thing went quiet.

    Until now, that is.

    It's probably worth pointing out that the Trustee is itself a law firm, staffed, of course, with Law Clerks and Lawyers. Such an entity does of course go through brief periods of time when there is not enough work to keep every employee engaged on client-funded business. Rather than lay off an employee when that happens, the Firm will of course assign them activities which it hopes might have a future beneficial value. If miracles could happen and if TSG could prevail in even the tiniest part of an argument against IBM, then there would be a payout from IBM to the corpse. At that point, the Trustee would be able to reactivate any deferred invoices that they had accrued during the time that TSG has spent as a zombie.

    In other words, the original gang of SCO Group folk (Darl McBride, Sanjay Gupta and friends) that filed the original complaint are long, long gone. The zombine is now being prodded along by the company of the Bankruptcy Court-appointed Trustee. Finally, this looks to have become nothing more than a time-card-filler for that law Firm, who occasionally have enough spare time on their hands to write another motion and prod the zombie...

    Let's all hope a Court gives them a nice big slap for wasting Court time...

    1. Re:History of the Zombie by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 5, Informative

      Years of this litigation were documented at https://www.groklaw.net/. The trustee is Edward Cahn.

      http://www.groklaw.net/article...

    2. Re:History of the Zombie by MrL0G1C · · Score: 1

      Is there not a point whereby the judge says proceedings are taking too long, IE deadlines and will close a case if those deadlines are not met?

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    3. Re:History of the Zombie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PJ! Where the hell are you? We need you!

    4. Re:History of the Zombie by ytene · · Score: 1

      This is an entirely valid question, but, I suspect, a dangerous legal principle.

      Imagine a scenario where a plaintiff were seriously ill or otherwise unable to act... or a mirror of this case, but one in which the plaintiff actually had a legitimate complaint and weren't a shake-down artist. In these alternate scenarios, we'd want the law to give the party the time they needed to move their case forward. So I think that, for these reasons, a court will default to a position where it will allow the time if required.

      Where a Court would not entertain this [at least, only up to a point] would be a scenario in which a plaintiff was claiming injury and claiming to have evidence, but then failed to provide it in a timely manner. This, it is worth noting, is entirely the approach taken by The SCO Group in their original case and entirely the bluff that Judge Dale A. Kimball [quite rightly] called.

      I would suspect [I don't know, IANAL] that a legal system will always presume good faith until such time as there is overwhelming evidence to the contrary. This is a reasonable course of action, after all, since to do otherwise would attract the criticism of bias and lead to decisions being overturned on appeal. [It's worth noting, by the way, that when his orders for summary judgement were overturned by the 11th Circuit Court of Appeal in the original TSG vs. IBM case, Judge Kimball recused himself: it was his way of respectfully acknowledging: "I've made an error of legal judgement here and my decision has been over-ridden by my peers. Given this evidence of bias I must step away from the case..." If only some of the plaintiffs in cases acted with this sort of honour... A slightly different take on the principle of "Good Faith", but Judge Kimball likely recused himself to avoid any [baseless, IMHO] suggestions of bad faith...

    5. Re:History of the Zombie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Years of this litigation were documented at https://www.groklaw.net/. The trustee is Edward Cahn.

      http://www.groklaw.net/article...

      And how fitting that his last name is pronounced "Con" because that's what this whole thing is.

      In the very first paragraph of this most recent filing by SCO we see The Big Lie repeated:

      The Santa Cruz Operation, Inc. (Santa Cruz) entered into a business arrangement with International Business Machines Corp. (IBM) to develop a new operating system that would run on a more advanced processor manufactured by Intel Corporation (Intel). The parties signed an agreement memorializing this collaborative effort and called it Project Monterey. Another technology company, The SCO Group, Inc. (SCO), then acquired Santa Cruz’s intellectual property assets and now brings this lawsuit for IBM’s alleged misconduct during and immediately after Project Monterey.

      The original SCO, The Santa Cruz Operation, sold their Unix business to Caldera. After the sale, Santa Cruz, the original SCO, changed their name to Taligent. It wasn't until a few years later, just before filing their original lawsuit against IBM, that Caldera changed their name to The SCO Group.

      The name change was done for the sole purpose of facilitating this lawsuit and creating confusion -- pretending that The SCO Group is the original SCO. An example of this was seen in 2004 when The SCO Group announced on their website the 25th anniversary of the company. The problem is, Caldera, the predecessor to The SCO Group, was only founded in the early 90s. 2004 was the 25th anniversary of the original SCO not the current phoney, pretend SCO.

    6. Re:History of the Zombie by TheDarkMaster · · Score: 1

      I am a creature of darkness, not a lawyer (but I admit that I have a lot of lawyers on my torture chambers, they have the tendency to be sent to me when they die). But having said that, considering that the SCO long ago should have to prove that IBM would infringe her rights and to this day it did not, so why the case still continues today? If I were the judge of the case I would ask SCO to present the proofs of her statement and if it failed at this I would simply end the case.

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    7. Re:History of the Zombie by bigwheel · · Score: 2

      Back in the 80's, SCO was the only Unix available for the X86 platform. But the price was about $400-500, which was past the finch point of most software geeks at the time. You can't help but wonder what would have happened if they dropped the price to $99, and gave the world a decent alternative to MSDOS. Would SCO occupy the space that Linux has since filled?

    8. Re:History of the Zombie by ytene · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The point you raise consumed what felt like literally hours of court time during the pre-bankruptcy hearings presided over by Judge Kimball and Magistrate Judge Wells.

      There is a helpful article on Groklaw which covers this point:-

      http://www.groklaw.net/article...

      in which there is discussion of an expression used by Magistrate Judge Wells during an evidentiary hearing. The analogy she used was that The SCO Group were essentially trying to perform the equivalent of accusing a shoplifter from stealing from Neiman Marcus [a US catalogue-based retailer, for non-US readers]. The Magistrate Judge basically told The SCO Group that what they were trying to do was (in accusing IBM of being the "shoplifter") say, "This thing we claim you stole. It's in the catalogue. You figure it out."

      The two legal Teams (BSF for The SCO Group and CSM - Cravath, Swaine and Moore - for IBM) duelled on this point during the hearing, with IBM actually using the BSF/TSG cited cases against them, showing that the cases proved the opposite of what BSF/TSG were claiming. Even this wasn't enough to have the claims thrown out by the Magistrate Judge.

      I would venture that the only reason that these claims remain and that this entire fiasco is still underway is simply because the original TSG filed for Chapter 11 literally just before a definitive ruling from Judge Kimball that would have blown their case out of the water. I'll go further: TSG filed for bankruptcy when they did precisely because they knew that the ruling would go against them and would sink their case. Their hope was that they could file for Chapter 11, swim along beneath the surface for a bit, then return with a new argument or new case when Judge Kimball got re-assigned. What they hadn't banked on was Bankruptcy Judge Kevin Gross deciding that the reason that The SCO Group got in such a mess was because of mis-management and deciding to appoint a Trustee. In some cases, after all, the Chapter 11 company is allowed to continue under existing management but simply with a protection-from-creditors shield in place long enough for them to be able to dig themselves out from under their troubles. Useful for legitimate Chapter 11 claimants, after all...

      I'm bound to mention, as an aside, that in the view of this observer there was something decidedly fishy about the appointment of the Trustee, Cahn. During one of the bankruptcy hearings, Judge Gross made a comment on his decision to appoint a Trustee along the lines of: "Given the nature of the circumstances of this applicant - and the legal nature of their worries - it would be nice if we could find a Trustee with, I don't know, some form of legal background..."

      And then, as if by magic, along comes (retired) Judge Cahn to save the day...

      What followed - and again, in the view of this observer - was a relationship between Gross and Cahn which stretched the boundaries of due process. It would be an exaggeration for me to say that Judge Gross was fawning over the opinions of Judge Cahn, but it was abundantly clear that the former held the latter in the highest of regard and was entirely willing to let Judge Cahn do pretty much whatever he asked for - the rulings were getting signed off thick and fast and every bit as quickly as they were made.

      In a situation like this it is true to say that there were losers all round, but the one thing I found most egregious were the "incidental" victims. For example, I recall that one of the creditors [who didn't get a dime, all the while Judge Cahn paid his own company to conduct legal research into the court case] was a small Mom-and-Pop pizzeria, not far from TSGs offices, who had provided the company with "pizzas on account". I just came away with this vision of Darl McBride and Co all sat round a meeting room table, with open pizza boxes piled high while they filled their faces, only to have them chortling

    9. Re:History of the Zombie by Jerry+Atrick · · Score: 2

      The reason it continues is: early in the case BSF (TSGs lawyers) needed to buy themselves out of owning part of the case though no one really knows. The price was a fixed price + limited costs deal until the case was finished.

      BSF cannot just walk away, discovery was finished before the bankruptcy leaving negligible ongoing costs, the case continues at BSFs expense and essentially free for the trustee. Doesn't take much chance of a win or reward to beat free.

      And the reason TSG wouldn't show their case claims was mostly because revealing them would have ended all their claims against 3rd parties. Most told them where to go as it was after being sent deliberately detail free demands.

    10. Re:History of the Zombie by Deadstick · · Score: 2

      Sanjay Gupta and friends

      Sandeep, not Sanjay the TV doctor.

    11. Re:History of the Zombie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was nothing good about SCO Unix.

    12. Re:History of the Zombie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That IBM entered into the deal in bad faith is nonsense. What happened to fact finding?
      As I recall, this was a joint effort to develop a common unix for the itanium (then merced ) chip (IA64), a chip that was marred by delays, and initial poor performance, and subsequent versions fell quickly behind Intel and AMD's x86/x64. There was no reason for IBM to keep up the effort. In the end only H-P bothered with itanium, and it;s been slowly dying ever since. That SCO had put all their eggs in that basket is not IBM's responsibility, but spectacularly bad business decisions on SCO's part. If SCO had picked up a newspaper or talked to some engineers they could have changed strategy and ran away from merced and saved their company. If the idea was to develop for x64 or completely agnostic to underlying HW, there would have been reason to continue, but Monterey was just about the ill fated merced.

      Monterey was only part of the suit. SCO also tried to sue linux users for the file errno.h......

      At the time of the lawsuit, SCO had a viable linux business with one of the best desktop distros, not sure about the market position, but behind redhat and suse. They also had support for legacy networking, and they had enterprise capabilities from Novell that could have been a player in the SSO/Directory field. They decided to throw all that away to pursue an extertion scheme of IT litigation, which amateurs on growklaw quickly was able to disprove.
       

    13. Re:History of the Zombie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is a horrible waste of tax payer money, courts have backlogs at it is, and this keeps litigants with real cases waiting longer to get their cases heard in a timely manner. Should have a new rule that would allow the defendant to bring a case to review with an ombudsman of sorts when plaintiff fails to present their case. Even Dickens knew 150 years ago that this kind of court is a sham.

    14. Re:History of the Zombie by careysub · · Score: 1

      That was the maddening thing at the time - the UNIX wars which prevented it from becoming the standard OS. That was a war in which everybody lost. For desktop computing UNIX and OS/2 were the only decent OS's (looking to the future) available. All of the other proprietary OS's had no potential for long term use - being tied to their particular proprietary platform, or just outright sucking (or both).

      At the time I thought that the biggest challenge facing the desktop computer industry was settling on a dominant OS. Unfortunately the winner was MSDOS, and then Windows 3.1.

      The rise of Linux is proof of the failed opportunity of the proprietary UNIX warriors.

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    15. Re:History of the Zombie by sdinfoserv · · Score: 1

      That was exactly the point. Good or bad, SCO was actually making money as a viable company selling Unix based hardware & software. McBride correctly recognized Linux as death threat to his company. He purchased a couple of patents from dying Novel (which Novel got when it bought SuSE) and believed he owned all the rights to Linux. Darl then proceeded to hit everyone running linux with pay-up orders, many capitulated (like GM). That worked fine and dandy til IBM received one of SCO's payola demands. The rest, is as Isoroku Yamamoto would say - was a $hit storm for SCO. (actually, Isoroku said "I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve").
      and the entire drama was chronicled on groklaw.net by the mysterious entity, PJ....

    16. Re:History of the Zombie by DCFusor · · Score: 1

      I really miss PJ and Groklaw. This was almost fun when she was around, and that was a fantastic community of smart posters.

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    17. Re:History of the Zombie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Back in the 80's, SCO was the only Unix available for the X86 platform.

      There were several Unix for x86 but they were mostly for sale with the company's hardware. For example I worked with ICL's DR/NX which was on their DRS300 (80286 and 80386) and DRS3000 (80486) range of machines. I still have some here.

      > gave the world a decent alternative to MSDOS.

      Microsoft Xenix was a Unix 7th edition implemented by SCO for the 8086 and later the 80286. It was promoted by Microsoft as being a 'family' of operating systems with MS-DOS 2.x. It was not an alternative to MS-DOS at all. Eventually MS sold Xenix to SCO who developed it into SCO OpenServer upgraded to System III and System V.

      The 'decent alternative to MSDOS' was just about anything else. In particular CP/M-86 vs MS-DOS 1.x and DR-DOS 3, 5, 6, 7 against the later versions. You may note that DR-DOS 5 competed against MS-DOS 4.01 for about 20 months until MS-DOS 5 came out and then DR-DOS 6 was nearly a year before MS-DOS 6. Comparing similar version numbers does not show how far behind MS was.

      The main advantage of MS-DOS on crap machines such as the IBM-PC was that it kept out of the way while applications could get decent performance by bypassing it to hit the hardware directly (such as screen writes). Real OS, such a Unix, demanding much faster machines with much more resources because it was necessary to do stuff the 'correct' way, thus incurring OS overhead.

      > Would SCO occupy the space that Linux has since filled?

      No. I ran developer versions* of OpenServer and UnixWare to support my clients. SCO had their Skunkware which had significant amounts of FOSS available (actually it is still available at http://www.sco.com/skunkware/). Linux was way ahead of SCO even 20 years ago.

      * these were available for free, or cost of media and shipping, to developers and included all development software. Limited to 2 user only.

    18. Re:History of the Zombie by MaxiCat_42 · · Score: 1

      I seem to remember that it was originally Xenix and sold by Microsoft - who sold it off to The Santa Cruz Operation.

      Phil.

    19. Re:History of the Zombie by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      > That was a war in which everybody lost.

      "The Unix wars are over. Unix lost."

      --
      Oliver's law of assumed responsibility: If you're seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
    20. Re:History of the Zombie by jjohn_h · · Score: 1

      >>> Judge Gross then appointed a Trustee to be the caretaker for the Chapter 11-protected TSG - and this Trustee was himself a retired Judge. >>>

      He was retired and also utterly ignorant of computers and software in respect to technology and in respect to business. He sincerely believed the TSG stories.

      Anyway. He did milk the remaing liquid funds for his personal fees, but he had free legal services from the original TSG lawyers who pocketed a $30m global fee covering everything from here to eternity - courtesy of Sun MicroSystems and Microsoft, to the tune of $15m each for Unix copyrights fees (ahahaha).

      He is now fighting ahead using the same resources and hoping one day he'll be able to recover his fees which unfortunately must stay billed but unpaid for a while.

    21. Re:History of the Zombie by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      Almost everything in that statement is wrong.

      --
      The real "Libtards" are the Libertarians!
    22. Re:History of the Zombie by Lost+Race · · Score: 1

      After the sale, Santa Cruz, the original SCO, changed their name to Taligent.

      Tarantella. Taligent was an IBM spinoff.

  6. Re:Here's a haiku to liven up your day by Chrisq · · Score: 1

    if you look at the millions of man-years spent wasting everyone's time on the litigation versus how much time it would take to write a *decent* OS entirely from scratch, you're looking at a 1000000:1 effort.

    Yes but that's 1000000 lawyer hours compared to system programmers. They have a negative effect on the actual production of anything useful

  7. Re:Here's a haiku to liven up your day by Betty+Crocker · · Score: 1

    The site's not loading, but I'll take your word for it.

    This is not about justice. That's not how the American legal system works anymore. This is about going after people who have deep pockets, like Autozone, over a line or two of code, and continuing over and over and over again until they're disbarred.

    It is a true disgrace to humanity.

  8. Re:Mod parent up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lol, that's a first

  9. Re:Here's a haiku to liven up your day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ... the legal counsel has pledged to continue until they are disbarred or they make a "success" of the case, whatever that means.

    Legal fees == "success".

    That's all.

  10. Come back Groklaw!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So we could have an intelligent discussion of this latest twist. Trying to get intellectual discussion on /. is like asking a 4 year old to read Shakespeare.

  11. Re:Here's a haiku to liven up your day by SUCK+MY+BALLS!!! · · Score: 0

    That double equal sign doesn't mean what you want it to mean. In most languages, it is an equality *operator* which means that both sides are evaluated for truth. So you can just as well post "1 == 2" which is entirely correct and evaluates to be FALSE.

  12. Re:Here's a haiku to liven up your day by geekmux · · Score: 1

    Erm, according to the plaintiff's sorry excuse for a blog, the legal counsel has pledged to continue until they are disbarred or they make a "success" of the case, whatever that means.

    Although IANAL, perhaps we should talk about exactly what that means.

    At this point, is legal counsel even representing those of the long-defunct SCO corp? Other than these idiots taking some kind of blood oath to ride this case all the way to Hell and back, I'm failing to see how there's a point to continuing this. And by that, I mean even a legal point that any judge would give a shit about.

    If anything, this case serves as a prime example of laws that likely need to be changed. You know, like a law that threatens disbarring those in the legal community for repeatedly regurgitating zombie cases.

  13. Stake in the head by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Best of both worlds.

  14. Thank you! by ytene · · Score: 1

    Thank you! I really should have looked that up...

  15. Re:Here's a haiku to liven up your day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How do you know they're not using operator overloading (à la C++, C#)? Perhaps it means exactly what they want it to mean.

  16. Re:Here's a haiku to liven up your day by Maury+Markowitz · · Score: 1

    > versus how much time it would take to write a *decent* OS entirely from
    > scratch, you're looking at a 1000000:1 effort.

    That is also the ratio of the amount of money one makes in the legal system to the amount one makes selling a Unix-like OS.

    Companies exist to make a profit. Any legal way of doing that is acceptable, even if it has nothing to do with your original business plan. Normally we applaud companies that do a "pivot", but here we have one that we hate because they are attacking the sacred cow.

    Don't worry, they'll loose.

  17. Re: Here's a haiku to liven up your day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe in the piece of shit retard language that you use.

    In the language I use, I can override operators, and Legal Fees == 'success' works.

  18. Re:ShemaYisrael (IBM tabulate Holocaust to SCO the by hadrianb · · Score: 5, Informative

    If you are serious when you say that "Finland was a WW2 ally of Hitler" and "they fought against the USSR" as if there would have been anything wrong about those actions, then you know nothing true about WW2 and all that you know comes only from deceitful propaganda written by those who have won the war.

    USSR was as guilty for starting WW2 as those who are usually incriminated by UK & USA, i.e. Hitler, Mussolini & Japan.

    During the first 2 years of WW2, while Germany was occupying many of its neighbors, USSR was doing exactly the same, occupying the Baltic countries and parts of Poland, Finland and Romania.

    Moreover the Russian occupation was far more oppressive than the German occupation, because a large part of the civilian population from the occupied zones was sent to work camps in Siberia, where some were murdered and many others have died from diseases caused by cold and hard work. Very few have succeeded to return.

    These are facts that I know directly, having 2 grand-grandfathers murdered by the Russians in 1940, one because he was a school teacher in a village school and the other because he had an insignificant function in the local public administration of the village, but nonetheless, both were distinguishable from the majority who were peasants and any such people were the first to be sent in Siberia to die there.

    The people of USA, UK & Western Europe have bought their freedom after WW2 not with their own money, but with the money of the people of Eastern Europe, who were offered to the Russians to be robbed, for the alliance between USA, UK & USSR to be able to defeat Germany & Japan.

    Finland and Romania who were previously victims of the Russian aggression, have tried to use the war between Germany and USSR as an opportunity to recover their own territories from the Russian occupation.

    Of course they failed because they did not foresee that USA will enter WW2 and change the balance of power.

    So the Russians kept after WW2 the occupied territories and their propaganda continues until now to claim that whoever tried to protect their properties and the life of their relatives against the Russian invaders were fascists, "Hitler allies" and so on.

    If your profession is to spread Russian propaganda, e.g. about Finland being guilty of having been a "Hitler ally", then good for you.

    But if you sincerely believe such junk, I can only pity you.

  19. Explain the economics of now by swb · · Score: 2

    I get that at one point SCO had assets worth plundering and probably some recurring income from licensed patents. But hasn't all of that basically been drained off?

    I'm wondering what motivates anyone TODAY to sink money and resources into this case. It looks like it requires a multi-million dollar up front commitment to continued litigation combined with a very low chance of a significant payout.

    The backers seem like they would be better off just investing those resources in equities. If there's any equity holders left, they seem like they would better served by liquidation. I doubt any of the IP is worth anything anymore, either.

    1. Re:Explain the economics of now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      IIRC the law firm got a one time payment to see the case through. My guess is that their only hope of any more money is to get something (win, settlement...) out of the case and are running it essentially on spare time (free time that they can't bill to someone else)

    2. Re:Explain the economics of now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      > My guess is that their only hope of any more money is to get something (win, settlement...) out of the case

      That is true, but the real reason for continuing is that to stop would be a breach of contract and they may have to pay the one time fee back, or some other penalty.

    3. Re:Explain the economics of now by swb · · Score: 1

      I find it hard to believe a law firm would negotiate representation that required them to sink a lot of hours into a losing cause.

  20. Re:Here's a haiku to liven up your day by gmack · · Score: 2

    The site's not loading, but I'll take your word for it.

    Probably for the best, it was a goat.cx clone.

  21. Re:ShemaYisrael (IBM tabulate Holocaust to SCO the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AFAIUI, technically co-belligerents rather than allies.

  22. Re:ShemaYisrael (IBM tabulate Holocaust to SCO the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Revisionist History much?

    Romania was not occupied by the USSR until the Soviets made their final push through Europe to Berlin.
    In the early stages of WW2 Romania (a monarchy at the time) was for a short while neutral and then declared alliance with the Nazis. Eastern part of Poland was occupied by the USSR, but what you neglected to mention is that Poland itself occupied Lithuania, part of Ukraine and other territory prior to WW2 as a result of Polish aggression wars shortly after WW1.

    And so on and on and on.

    You are a classic mis-information troll whose "improved" history is supposed to tar whatever boogeyman of the moment is convenient with all the evils of history and those whose dick you are sucking as "saviors of humanity".

    Your "murdered" grand-fathers were probably Polish National Radical Camp Falanga members caught in Lithuania....

  23. Re:Here's a haiku to liven up your day by sycodon · · Score: 1
    --
    When Fascism comes to America, it will call itself Anti-Fascism, and tell you to give up your guns.
  24. Boring Flamethrower by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Grab a flamethrower must be the Zombie apocalypse Elon Musk was talking about.

  25. A short history of Russia and Finland by Zontar_Thing_From_Ve · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    I'm American, not Finnish, so corrections from Finnish people are welcome.

    Finland was conquered by Sweden until the Russians took it in the early 1800s. Finland became a Grand Duchy and my understanding is that legally this made it something like the personal property of the tsar of Russia. Finland wasn't really enthused about this arrangement despite the fact that the tsar did institute special rules for Finland to give them a bit more autonomy than places in Russia got. Finland became somewhat restive. During the overthrown of tsar Nicholas II, the Russian Revolution basically gave Finland independence because Finland was threatening to take advantage of the chaos and declare a war for independence. It got Finland to stand down and not be a distraction and honestly the area was never really very heavily Russianized anyway.

    Stalin decided in the late 1930s that he wanted to get back every bit of land that got lost as a result of the formation of the USSR, so the deal with Hitler was perfect. The Soviet Union not only immediately invaded independent countries who were formerly part of the Russian Empire, they even pushed into Poland into territories that never belonged to Russia. Finland was invaded and a combination of fierce Finnish resistance and Soviet military incompetence made the invasion take a lot longer than Stalin expected, but eventually the Soviets started winning. Finland signed away about 10% of its territory to make peace and when Hitler double crossed Stalin, this looked like a great opportunity to reverse those losses. Keep in mind that the Soviet Union was pretty brutal under Stalin and Ukrainians also viewed the original Nazi invaders as liberators from Soviet rule, not new oppressors.

    The Nazis weren't very nice to Finland and they became problems so by 1944 what happened was that Finnish soldiers were fighting to kick the Nazis out on one hand and simultaneously fighting new Russian invasion forces on the other hand to prevent Finland from again becoming part of the USSR. Eventually Finland and the USSR reached a peace treaty, but Finland had to surrender a really big chunk of its eastern territory and in exchange, Finland had to adopt neutrality. Putin with his Cold War mentality and his cronies still view Finland as "lost territory" so that's part of why they continually bully Finland with border incursions and so on and then flip out when Finland threatens to join NATO for protection as a direct result of Russian provocations.

    1. Re:A short history of Russia and Finland by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, Finland as a whole was not invaded, only the parts (at most), that Russian got at the peace signing.

      We cooperated with Germany, because there was no other option. USSR wanted to invade Finland still after winter war, and they tried again when Germany attacked USSR. As the Ryti–Ribbentrop agreement was not ratified by Finnish government, it was a deal between the president and ze Germans. To be able to start peace negotiations with USSR at the end of the continuation war, the president (Risto Ryti) quit and the deal was off. Talk about sacrifising for the common good. The areas were lost again, unfortunately.

      Getting rid of ze Germans was a condition to the peace treaty. Ze Germans torched Lapland for that.

      Finland has not threatened to join NATO. It is a possibility, but currently there's no rush to get in. There's cooperation with NATO, like practises and general system cooperation, but there's no intention to join, yet. Russians don't like that possibility, so they try to threaten with "consequences" if it were to happen.

      There's all kinds of comments from Russian generals and higher ups how Finland and USSR areas are still their "interest" and that the Tsar never had any legal right to give Finland the independence, how USSR could've been kept together, and how Finland started the winter war. You hear shit like that all the time. That is their tactic to keep their own people inline.

      Russians have not learned anything in having a peaceful and cooperative nation and with the leaders they have, it's gonna take a long time if it'll ever happen.

      Return the stolen areas, you bastards! And that includes Krim (to Ukraine of course)!

  26. Re:ShemaYisrael (IBM tabulate Holocaust to SCO the by hadrianb · · Score: 2

    Sorry, the only revisionist history is in the phrases written by you, e.g in "Romania was not occupied by the USSR until the Soviets made their final push through Europe to Berlin", which contains two lies in a single phrase.

    1. A large part of Romania was occupied by USSR in the summer of 1940. The Russians waited until the Germans completed the defeat of France, which was the last remaining ally of Romania. Immediately, a week later, the Russians invaded Romania. The official reason was that they want to reconquer a region that was occupied for one hundred years by the Tsarist Russia in the 19th century, after a war with Turkey, but even that reason was a lie, because the actual territory occupied in 1940 by the Russians was much larger than that ruled for some time by the Tsars.

    My mother was 6-year old in 1940 and she escaped the Russians by being carried by a 20-year old cousin during the night, through some forests and marshes, across the new border, before it became impenetrable.

    About 40 to 50 relatives that remained in the occupied lands were sent to Siberia a few months later, during the winter of 1940 to 1941. Russian colonists were brought and they received the houses and the lands of the natives. The Russians have lived in those houses ever since.

    After one year, in the summer of 1941, Germany broke its former alliance with USSR and attacked it. Only at that point in time, Finland and Romania made a deal with Germany, to fight together against Germany, in order to get back their territories occupied by the Russians one year before.

    2. There is a second lie in your phrase, Romania was not occupied when "the Soviets made their final push through Europe to Berlin".

    In 1944, after Normandy, it became obvious to anyone that Germany will lose the war, sooner or later. Then Romania attempted to obtain better conditions at the end of the war. They broke the alliance with Germany and became allies of USSR and USA.

    This allowed the Russians to pass through Romania without fight (not counting various robberies, rapes and murders of the civilians). Then Romania fought together with USSR until the end of the war and the war effort of Romania against Germany in 1944-1945 was actually about equal to the war effort against USSR during 1941-1944.

    Nevertheless, that effort was useless, because the Western allies accepted the Russian wish and refused the cobelligerant status to Romania, even if that status was given to Italia, which was much less entitled to it.

    That allowed the Russians to continue to steal a huge amount of goods during the next 20 years as "war reparations".

    While Romania was not occupied until the end of WW2, the Russian army remained there at the end of the war as "allies". In the next 2-3 years, the "allied" army succeeded to install a puppet government after fake elections, which lead to complete dependence of the USSR, as in all the other Eastern European countries.

  27. Re:ShemaYisrael (IBM tabulate Holocaust to SCO the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Beware your own ignorance before complaining of "revisionist history".

    If you read the original post, it states that "parts of Poland, Finland and Romania" were occupied by the USSR.

    If you read history, you might have noticed an item called the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact, which Romania was forced to sign under threat of invasion by Russia in 1940, ceding Bessarabia and Northern Bukovina to the USSR. Over 50,000 people were deported from those formerly Romanian areas in 1940-1941.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molotov%E2%80%93Ribbentrop_Pact

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_deportations_from_Bessarabia_and_Northern_Bukovina

  28. Re:Here's a haiku to liven up your day by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 2

    The problem isn't the law, it is lawyers and judges. The law is fine. (Some) Lawyers and Judges are known to bend over backwards to present and form opinions that aren't actually based on anything reasonable. To the point of ridiculousness.

    As long as One Lawyer, can find One Judge that will hear the case, the case continues. In criminal lay there are appeals processes in place, and and eventual end to the process (sort of). In Civil Tort, there is no end to the process, as long as there is a court to hear what crazy idea the lawyer has dreamed up. And here, the lawyers know it. Which makes this whole thing about as crazy as the whole Twinkie Defense; silly to anyone on the outside, but perfect sense to a lawyer.

    --
    Agent K: A *person* is smart. People are dumb, stupid, panicky animals, and you know it.
  29. Re:ShemaYisrael (IBM tabulate Holocaust to SCO the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are truly a determined zealot propagandist.

    No, the Soviets did not invade Romania in 1940, the Romanian allies, the Nazis negotiated away part of Romania that was disputed to the Soviets! No shot was fired.
    Then as part of all-around backstabbing that all these fine fuckers were so fond of, Romania invaded the Soviets as part of Nazi offensive in 1941.

    I am sick and tired of stupid apologists like you. There were no "good guys" in WW2 just like there were no "good guys" in WW1. All parties involved were evil assholes just with different agendas and levels of assholery.

    And do save those fake sob stories of terrified women with babes drowning in the wreck of Lucitania ... I mean running from big burly Soviet swamp monsters through the night while saving Incubator babies from the Iraqis.

    Newsflash: every family who was in power and lorded over the other Romanians while the Royals were cavorting and every Nazi sympathizer afterwards run like rats as soon as the Soviets showed up. No surprise there chump. No sympathy either.

  30. sco vs. ibm posts and slashdot... 2 great tastes by poopie · · Score: 2

    Flashback to 2003.

    Reading daily updates on slashdot
    Reading daily updates and comment threads from PJ on groklaw

    I can't believe that 15 years later this lawsuit lumbers on.

    How many tens of millions of dollars (hundreds of milions?) have both sides spent on this lawsuit?

  31. This wil go on until... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Novel needs to file a claim for any of the money received from such suits. They won't get anything but at least it will end the unholy lawyering.

  32. Re:ShemaYisrael (IBM tabulate Holocaust to SCO the by HiThere · · Score: 1

    That the Russians were as brutal and a you claim, and they were expansionist appears true. That's not the same at claiming they had equal part in starting WW2, and I find that second claim at best dubious. You might more fairly blame Britain, as they set up Poland to be conquered by the Nazis. Many in the British government considered the Nazis to be better than the Communists, and wanted to use them as a weapon against the Communists. Or consider the affairs around Czechoslovakia, and it's amalgamation with Germany. I've never understood Chamberlain's actions, but they certainly played a large part in causing WW2. Then there's the US, which waffled between supporting the Nazis and being against them, sometimes swinging one way and sometimes the other. The US didn't really decide against the Nazis until Pearl Harbor.

    One never knows how history would have worked out had things been different, but if Chamberlain had stood up the Hitler over Czechoslovakia, then it seems plausible that Mussolini would have sided with the allies, and WW2 would have been a "damp squib". I don't think Stalin and Hitler could ever have trusted each other, despite the "pact of steel".

    --

    I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
  33. Re:Here's a haiku to liven up your day by ralphc · · Score: 1

    Third option - legal counsel dies of old age before the case is finished.

  34. Re:ShemaYisrael (IBM tabulate Holocaust to SCO the by joelgrimes · · Score: 1

    The US didn't really decide against the Nazis until Pearl Harbor.

    I don't think that's accurate. The Lend-Lease act was signed 9 months before Pear Harbor. Once that happened, any remaining doubts about whose side the US was on would have been dispelled.

  35. Re:ShemaYisrael (IBM tabulate Holocaust to SCO the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... forced to sign...

    Forced my ass. The tribal propaganda bullshit just keeps flowing and flowing...

    No, the Romanians were already a part of a Nazi scheme to lure the Soviets into a sense of false security in preparation of Nazi attack on the Soviets in 1941 in which Romania gleefully took part.

    The "occupied" territory was negotiated away (with assistance of Romanian allies, the Nazis) which, by fucking definition, precludes it from being "occupied" or "invaded" or whatever other bullshit you are peddling.

    All governments involved were simply trying back-stab each other in the most greedily efficient way possible.

  36. does sco actually own the code? by roc97007 · · Score: 2

    Hadn't we decided earlier (like, over a decade ago) that SCO didn't own the rights to the source code, that it never transferred from Novell? Or am I misremembering. This has gone on sooooo loooooong....

    --
    Oliver's law of assumed responsibility: If you're seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
    1. Re:does sco actually own the code? by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

      That's my understanding as well. I have to wonder what happened to cause the judge to reverse this. Maybe he was baffled with bullshit?

    2. Re:does sco actually own the code? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      If so, in his defense, there's been an awful lot of bullshit to be baffled by.

      --
      Oliver's law of assumed responsibility: If you're seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
  37. Re:ShemaYisrael (IBM tabulate Holocaust to SCO the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you read the original post, it states that "parts of Poland, Finland and Romania" were occupied by the USSR

    Not to quibble, but only Finland had actual claim to those "parts". Poland was an occupier at the time and Romania had a very tenuous claim to a long-disputed area.

    Remember that fixed borders in Europe are a short-lived fad, even today pretty much every country has highly questionable claim to large tracts of its territory and most hold their minorities together only by a threat of force.

  38. The dickens you say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jarndyce and Jarndyce drones on. This scarecrow of a suit has, in course of time, become so complicated that no man alive knows what it means. The parties to it understand it least, but it has been observed that no two Chancery lawyers can talk about it for five minutes without coming to a total disagreement as to all the premises. Innumerable children have been born into the cause; innumerable young people have married into it; innumerable old people have died out of it. Scores of persons have deliriously found themselves made parties in Jarndyce and Jarndyce without knowing how or why; whole families have inherited legendary hatreds with the suit. The little plaintiff or defendant who was promised a new rocking-horse when Jarndyce and Jarndyce should be settled has grown up, possessed himself of a real horse, and trotted away into the other world. Fair wards of court have faded into mothers and grandmothers; a long procession of Chancellors has come in and gone out; the legion of bills in the suit have been transformed into mere bills of mortality; there are not three Jarndyces left upon the earth perhaps since old Tom Jarndyce in despair blew his brains out at a coffee-house in Chancery Lane; but Jarndyce and Jarndyce still drags its dreary length before the court, perennially hopeless.

  39. Re:Here's a haiku to liven up your day by geekmux · · Score: 1

    The problem isn't the law, it is lawyers and judges. The law is fine. (Some) Lawyers and Judges are known to bend over backwards to present and form opinions that aren't actually based on anything reasonable. To the point of ridiculousness.

    If (some) Lawyers and Judges are able to abuse the law in this way (to the point of ridiculousness), then the problem does in fact lie with the law. Change it, so bullshit like this cannot perpetuate, no matter what lawyer stands in front of what judge. In this case, perhaps something as simple as a statute of limitations applicable to specific situations to establish a time limit on how long it can be drug out could be established.

  40. Re:ShemaYisrael (IBM tabulate Holocaust to SCO the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, trying to not be invaded is really, truly assholly.

  41. It's a ZombieShambles! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    [UK gag.]

  42. Re:ShemaYisrael (IBM tabulate Holocaust to SCO the by HiThere · · Score: 1

    *Parts* of the government were anti-Nazi, or at least pro-Britain before Pearl Harbor. But only parts. There was significant official disagreement, and also lots of public disagreement.

    --

    I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
  43. Re:ShemaYisrael (IBM tabulate Holocaust to SCO the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, trying to not be invaded is really, truly assholly.

    Except, as I keep pointing out and all these tribal zealots keep pretending not to see, ALL these countries invaded, strong-armed, deceived and otherwise fucked each other at one point or another, with glee and abandon. That's the evil nature of tribes, be they called religions, races, nations, political parties or soccer fans, they always find a way to crack each other skulls and rape each other asses sooner or later.

    And if anything is a guaranteed constant is that they all fancy themselves long-suffering put-upon saints and everybody else an unjustified aggressor (who has to be attacked preemptively lest he will steal their precious bodily fluids).

    That is why National Myths and associated propaganda efforts are so critical, history must fit the controlling narrative of "good guys" (us) and "baaad, baaad guys" (them) or else someone's brain might actually fire a few neurons and ask inconvenient questions.

  44. Re:Here's a haiku to liven up your day by Agripa · · Score: 1

    This is like spending 50 years in the court system over someone jaywalking when he never jaywalked in the first place.

    But that would never happen. Jaywalking is a "civil crime" so there is no right to a trial or jury or any of that nonsense. You get convicted before you show up and that is that.

  45. Re:Here's a haiku to liven up your day by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    Avoiding bugs when programming in your favorite programming language is difficult to impossible. Avoiding bugs when making laws in English in a rapidly changing world is similarly difficult to impossible, and there's assorted political considerations when making laws.

    What you have proposed is something like bringing in a junior Javascript programmer to fix bugs in your C++ programs.

    SCO is a corner case. In most lawsuits, the defense tries to drag things out. Since this was not a lawsuit for SCO to win, but to drag out, the plaintiffs dragged things out, and the legal system was not quite set up for that.

    --
    "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  46. Re:ShemaYisrael (IBM tabulate Holocaust to SCO the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not even true.

  47. Re:ShemaYisrael (IBM tabulate Holocaust to SCO the by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    Allying with Germany wasn't Stalin's first choice. Stalin preferred an alliance with Britain and France, but found them frustratingly reluctant to negotiate with. My best guess is that the British and French didn't think there was anywhere else the Soviets could go, and decided to drag things out to get better terms, to the point that the alliance would not be that useful to the Soviet Union. Since that negotiation wasn't working, Molotov negotiated a treaty with Germany.

    Stalin knew that Germany wasn't going to stay peaceful, and so took advantage of the negotiated terms to grab as much buffer territory as he could, which came in handy in June 1941.

    Finland was a co-belligerent against the Soviet Union, and operated independently (aside from allowing the Germans to attack through Finland in the north). Romania acted as a German ally.

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    "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  48. Re:ShemaYisrael (IBM tabulate Holocaust to SCO the by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    I don't know of any US violations of international law concerning neutrality until 1941. The transfer of old US destroyers to Britain was illegal under international law. The US started to repair and refit British warships (illegal) and by September 1941 was in an undeclared war with Germany, with the US Navy fighting the U-boats (not too successfully, as US anti-submarine equipment and doctrine lagged).

    It's pretty clear that Roosevelt chose sides early on, but had to ease the US out of strict neutrality. The Cash and Carry Act, in which belligerents could freely trade in the US as long as they picked up their materiel from the US, was pretty flagrantly pro-belligerent-with-financial-reserves-and-merchant-shipping-and-the-means-to-protect-it.

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    "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  49. This is why people despise lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They'll take any side of any argument, and there is no limit to how long they'll fight and how idiotic their pleas as long as a client has money or an opponent looks like he has "deep pockets".

    Sadly, we have allowed a private guild (the American Bar Association) to "rate" judicial noominees (there is NO constitutional role for them here, and indeed NO requiremtn that judges BE lawyers) therefore people who are not members of that lawyers' guild get rated "not qualified" and so our courts are increasingly run by judges who are, themselves, lawyers.

    By training, lawyers end up thinking EVERYTHING is a legal questiom, to be settled in a court and that every person and every business has unlimited time and money to spend on lawyers and courts and silly arguments.

    We're in a mess as long as average citizens play along. When citizens start to think all this stuff through, and realize that they are under no obligation to play by the rules the lawyers have dictated and can freely and legally engage in "jury nullification" (i.e. ignoriing all the lawyers in the room and doing WHAT'S RIGHT), a lot of this nonsense will go away. Our founders put juries of average people into the system precisely so that common sense would always be injected into the legal proceedings. Our founders also made the judicial branch get its money from the legislative branch to keep the judicial branch from getting too powerful, and they put law enforcement in the executive so that the lawyers would not be able to enforce ANYTHING without the cooperation of the exectuive branch. If you READ what our founders wrote, they very plainly promised that the judicial branch of government would be co-equal in authority BUT the weakest branch in wielding any sort of power. They knew just how bad lawyers could be.