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Ask Slashdot: How Can I Build a Private TV Channel For My Kids?

Long-time Slashdot reader ljw1004 writes: I want to assemble my OneDrive-hosted mp4s into a "TV channel" for my kids -- so at 7am while I sleep in, they know they can turn the TV on, it will show Mr Rogers then Sesame Street then grandparents' story-time, then two hand-picked cartoons, and nothing for the rest of the day. How would you do this? With Chromecast and write a JS Chrome plugin to drive it? Write an app for FireTV? Is there any existing OSS software for either the scheduling side (done by parents) or the TV-receiver side? How would you lock down the TV beyond just hiding the remote?
"There are good worthwhile things for them to see," adds the original submission, "but they're too young to be given the autonomy to pick them, and I can do better than Nickeloden or CBBC or Amazon Freetime Unlimited."

Slashdot reader Rick Schumann suggested putting the video files on an external hard drive (or burning them to a DVD), while apraetor points out many TVs now play files from flash drives -- and also suggests a private Roku channel. But what's the best way to build a private TV channel for kids?

Leave your best answers in the comments.

163 comments

  1. I would start with Plex by jwhyche · · Score: 5, Informative

    Well I would start with a system like Plex and build a custom play list for them. I just say use plex because that is what I use but there are any number of plex like systems that would accomplish the play list part.

    I"m not sure how you would do the timing.

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    1. Re: I would start with Plex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe a local server sending Chromecast commands on a fixed schedule?

    2. Re:I would start with Plex by silas_moeckel · · Score: 1

      Plex would also be my route for something like this.Quick cronjob with a playlist pointing at the streaming endpoint.

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    3. Re:I would start with Plex by jdavidb · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'm a father of 8 and have gotten a lot of good use out of Plex. I also use VLC with playlists a lot.

    4. Re:I would start with Plex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YES! PLEX! The interface is perfect, supports casting, works on ios/android/PC and smart TVs via Chromecast. The BEST!

    5. Re:I would start with Plex by Kokuyo · · Score: 4, Funny

      I have two and almost rage-quit the game of life. How does one survive 8?

    6. Re:I would start with Plex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Father of 8? - shit, did you miss a sex-ed class?

    7. Re:I would start with Plex by Br00se · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sounds like he got an A+. He even aced the extra credit.

    8. Re:I would start with Plex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Alcohol. LOTS of alcohol.

    9. Re:I would start with Plex by the_B0fh · · Score: 1

      Either go with one, and spoil the kid rotten, or get at least 3. Two is the worst because it's always one or the other and you'll be accused of favoritism.

      With three, you always have a 3rd alternative.

    10. Re:I would start with Plex by kaizendojo · · Score: 2

      There's two other advantages to this - you can create a profile for your kids so they can only see the videos and movies you choose. The other is that there is a browser bookmarklet for sending video URLs to Plex's "Watch Later" queue so you can review Youtube vids and send the approved ones to your kids Watch Later queue. (https://support.plex.tv/articles/200392326-using-the-plex-it-bookmarklet/) I use this all the time and it works great with a number of video services, not just YouTube.

    11. Re:I would start with Plex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two is the worst because it's always one or the other and you'll be accused of favoritism.

      Less expensive solution: Tell the non-favorite to stop whining.

    12. Re:I would start with Plex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i have the exact same problem that was completely solved with plex. 15mins of setup and my kids don't bother us at 7:00am on a saturday anymore.

      plex ftw.

    13. Re:I would start with Plex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's not the kids that need an entertainment channel

    14. Re:I would start with Plex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alternative: eat the non-favorite

    15. Re:I would start with Plex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1 for Plex.

    16. Re:I would start with Plex by jdavidb · · Score: 2

      I got some good anger management therapy several years back. It was one of the best decisions I ever made.

    17. Re:I would start with Plex by jdavidb · · Score: 2

      I never had 3. Well, only for about 9 minutes or so, and then his twin was born.

      And then I had 4, and what the heck, why not keep going at that point?

      Back to the original topic some of my favorite memories a few years back were me and the six oldest dogpiling onto the couch Saturday mornings to watch cartoons I'd selected and downloaded. I still run us a playlist on Saturday mornings but the oldest kids are too big for us to fit on one couch together any more, which is a bit sad.

    18. Re:I would start with Plex by jdavidb · · Score: 3, Funny

      Father of 8? - shit, did you miss a sex-ed class?

      I think I've actually demonstrated that I have the hang of it pretty well, to tell you the truth, and I'm a good data point against the idea that caffeine reduces fertility.

    19. Re:I would start with Plex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rule 1: Keep your porn on a separate drive.

    20. Re:I would start with Plex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With Plex - Instead of a playlist though, I created a unique user for the kid and then restricted their access to PG and G rated content. For anything that is not rated (pre-MPAA such as Jaws), I manually added a rating.

      This way you don't have to worry about the kid not using your playlist, since users cannot share playlists.

    21. Re:I would start with Plex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you never go with 3, if you do they outnumber you and your wife.

    22. Re: I would start with Plex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's just 1 TV and 1 "channel" a gamer DVR would work fine. They don't even require a computer.
      Then you don't have to make a playlist. They can just pick what to watch themselves from your preloaded videos ripped from anything you can play over hdmi.

    23. Re:I would start with Plex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I lost my temper with my 3 year old daughter this morning :(

      Captcha: "depress"

    24. Re: I would start with Plex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not keep going? Over-population for one. Buy congratulations on being part of the problem that will give your kids' generation a shitty life.

    25. Re:I would start with Plex by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      Alcohol. LOTS of alcohol.

      For the parents or kids? (asking for a friend)

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    26. Re:I would start with Plex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yes.

    27. Re:I would start with Plex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been told my several sources that they get easier after the first 4 or so as the old ones start to take care of the young ones.

      Oddly I have zero desire to test this theory.

    28. Re:I would start with Plex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Buy a plex pass lifetime subscription so you can directly link a plex cloud server to your existing library in onedrive. Set up a free account for the kids and share the children's library with them. Log into their library via browser to build a playlist. Installl the plex app on a roku and sign into it with the kids account, now the whole setup is portable. I've solved this problem in this way for 6 years. You don't even have to run any infra.

    29. Re:I would start with Plex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't really need Plex to do this, since there are at least three easier/free solutions

      1) Flash drive. If your TV supports playlists, just create a flash drive with playlists. Highly recommended as this removes all the problems with streaming. Doesn't let you set time limits/schedules however.

      2) DLNA Network drive (you don't need plex for this, but if your TV doesn't support it, that's an option. Most SmartTV's have a DLNA option under some branding. Trust me, the Flash drive is less of a pain in the ass.

      3) nginx stream. Basically you setup something akin to your own Twitch channel, except you configure the app or Kodi/MPCHC/VLC to just have this one source as a playlist. Then on your broadcast end, you just constantly stream whatever over it. You can also just use the web browser.

      In regards to which is easier/harder, the flash drive is by far the easiest, by a factor of 100 over the DLNA/Plex solution and 1000 over the nginx streaming server solution.

      I'd only recommend the nginx streaming server route if you are trying to setup multiple TV's to source the same content at the same time (eg multiple phones/tvs/tablets) and set time-out schedules so that the kids can't watch after 7pm or something. That is as close as you will get to a "kids television channel"

      I would NOT recommend using any cloud services for this, whatsoever because that will get you banhammered pretty dark quick.

    30. Re:I would start with Plex by easyTree · · Score: 1

      That's a bit weird.

      Surely you would want to eat the favourite?

    31. Re: I would start with Plex by jdavidb · · Score: 1

      Why not keep going? Over-population for one. Buy congratulations on being part of the problem that will give your kids' generation a shitty life.

      rotfl.

    32. Re:I would start with Plex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two is the worst

      No, 8 is definitely the worst.

    33. Re:I would start with Plex by dddux · · Score: 1

      I think he's planning on starting a family factory. He's still running a bit short, though. Probably another one is on the way.

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    34. Re:I would start with Plex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you don't want to teach your kids to be ignorant slaves you might start with not using slaveware in your house. try samba on the back end with kodi on the front end.

    35. Re:I would start with Plex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not necessarily, and don't call me Shirley

    36. Re:I would start with Plex by the_B0fh · · Score: 1

      Eight is enough.

  2. It is wrong! by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 4, Funny

    The unfair and unconstitutional infringement of infant's right to information will be strongly opposed by the Alliance of American Advertisers Astroturf Organization.

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    1. Re:It is wrong! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly..., what about Jerry Springier and other great shows, where kids can learn firsthand all the proper American language and behaviors. Plus kids need at list 6 hours of TV a day for proper brain development and conditioning. Do not let them grow up as terrorists or outdoor playing conservatives. Teach them to be locked up alone at home and be social to the fullest, Instagram account is a must so they can show their other locked up kids friends how happy they are alone in the house, without parents that are working 12 hours a day to buy them another cellphone. If you lock your kids at list give them freedom of TV.

  3. Kodi + PseudoTV Live by StormPooperSmith · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'd recommend Kodi with the PsuedoTV Live plugin, which lets you set up channels from your library with various rule sets to determine what is shown and when.

    1. Re:Kodi + PseudoTV Live by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'd recommend Kodi with the PsuedoTV Live plugin, which lets you set up channels from your library with various rule sets to determine what is shown and when.

      Exactly what I thought of as reading. PsuedoTVLive is pretty much exactly what he is describing.

      I'll just recommend an OpenELEC box (I prefer on ODROID C2) for the KODI platform.

    2. Re:Kodi + PseudoTV Live by plloi · · Score: 1

      Actually found something useful on slashdot... thanks for this.

    3. Re:Kodi + PseudoTV Live by pecosdave · · Score: 1

      Thanks for that info.

      I haven't had any kind of TV service (not counting a useless basic cable package that came with my Internet access I didn't even use) in ten years.

      I'm fine with this but it seems to completely blow my visiting relatives/inlaws minds. I may set this up just to make them more comfortable while they're visiting. My Kodi system is plenty full of movies. I may have to get more TV.....

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  4. Raspberry PI is your answer. by zabbey · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I did something similar with a Raspberry Pi, a simple BASH script, and OMXPlayer. I loaded tons of old 80's Christmas shows/movies on a USB thumb drive and plugged it into an old 13" crt television. The Pi played all my shows 24 hours a day during the xmas season. Whenever I turned the TV on, I could enjoy an old classic. I did have to reboot the Pi once a day but other than that it works perfectly as a homemade tv station.

    1. Re:Raspberry PI is your answer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why does the Pi need to be rebooted?

    2. Re:Raspberry PI is your answer. by jellomizer · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It is easier than debugging and fixing the problem.

      Like with a lot of home projects, our line for good enough is much lower then if we were to get it professionally done.

      Normally with software development.
      5% of the time is to get the product to do the job the specs says it needs to do. the other 95% Is to get it to run reliably, deal with crazy user inputs, be flexible enough to maintain, get the UI to look nice...

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    3. Re:Raspberry PI is your answer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is easier than debugging and fixing the problem.

      Obligatory https://xkcd.com/1495/

  5. I do this exact thing with Plex. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a PC set up as a media server and it is running Plex. I have 4 libraries - Children, Movies, TV and Sci Fi. I have taught my kids that everything on Children is good to go but the other libraries need a parents approval.

    On the TV I have both a Tivo and an Amazon Fire - both of which have Plex software loaded into them.

    Done and done.

    Bonus points - with a Plex Pass you can configure Plex to be accessabile outside your home network. I watch stuff from my own libraries from outside the house all the time.

    (Plex is free - but Plex Pass gets it outside your home network)

    1. Re:I do this exact thing with Plex. by chrissfoot · · Score: 2

      More bonus points, with plex pass you can set up users with a pin and set content rating restrictions on each user, no more manually setting up libraries!

    2. Re:I do this exact thing with Plex. by JackieBrown · · Score: 1

      You can do the same with Emby

  6. I didn't make a television channel... by Baron_Yam · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I got a media center, put all the acceptable / 'parent-approved' stuff in a network share, and then gave the media center the credentials for that share - and NOT the shares with the more adult stuff on them.

    It didn't take long for them to figure out how to turn on the box, navigate to their share, and select a file. Kids aren't dumb, they're ignorant... and they have nothing else to do but learn so they're pretty good at it if you give them even half a chance (and don't just do it for them when they whine).

    1. Re:I didn't make a television channel... by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      This is the best way: minimum work for parents, best workout for kids.

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  7. Easier way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The easier way is to simply record yourself doing shit, then connecting your laptop or mobilephone to the TV..... and click play.

    The content would be shit, but hey itâ(TM)s a private tv channel that nobody can assess!

    Actually you can just click play on some random YouTube content and skip the recording your own content part.....itâ(TM)s still your own curated private channel.... itâ(TM)s also called a private playlist

    1. Re: Easier way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      The easiest way is get your ass out of bed and be a parent.

  8. Overkill by nospam007 · · Score: 1

    Put the stuff on a USB stick and stick in in your TV.

  9. Make a media center PC with XBMC installed on it, load the shows and movies up on there.

    1. Re:XBMC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or even a Raspberry PI works as well, less power consumption. Also for reference, XBMC has been renamed to Kodi and is integrated within RecalboxOS which can also serve as gaming OS due to the integrated gaming console emulators.

  10. VLC streaming playback by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    VLC can playback a file (or playlist) over a network to a multicast or unicast address. Combine this with a bit of shell scripting to build a schedule each day and create a playlist file and it should do the job. With multicast playback you can do SAP announcements which any VLC client browsing the network can find and play. You could even do multiple "channels" this way. A Roku, Raspberry Pi, FireTV stick, Android or iOS tablet and possibly Chromecast can run VLC and act as a client for this.

    See https://wiki.videolan.org/Documentation:Streaming_HowTo/Advanced_streaming_with_samples,_multiple_files_streaming,_using_multicast_in_streaming/ for some documentation on this.

  11. No by mwvdlee · · Score: 4, Funny

    Mr Rogers then Sesame Street then grandparents' story-time, then two hand-picked cartoons

    I will not be complicit to this child abuse.

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  12. What is the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is the goal to give your kids the most similar experience to growing up with a tv that you had?

    Why can't they pause grand parents story time if they have to pee? Because you didn't have time shifting when you were a kid?

    What's next, as teenagers are you going to scoff at them for texting their friends, and then tell your friends how the lost art of rambling in voice calls is a sign of the end times?

    I'm trying to be constructive here, your kids have access to technology that you didn't have as a kid, and that is a good thing. Why not just let them use a 5 year old cell phone with the Kodi/xbmc app to control a raspberry pi full of Mr Rogers episodes, and have enough faith in them that they won't spend the next 48 hours binge watching it like it won't be there tomorrow?

    1. Re: What is the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I find it amusing that one of my friend tries to lock down his kids phones so they don't play too much. So far they've found at least the ways around the nanny software. I on the other hand just told my kids that they are allowed to play a certain amount a day and if they go over the limit, they'll lose phone privileges for a certain number of days. They learned pretty fast, they have a clear set of rules which they can choose to break off they want and, incredibly even to me, they report their own infractions, voluntarily putting away their phones for a day or a week, if they overstep the mutually agreed limits. Why not try to build trust instead of immediately looking for a technological solution

    2. Re:What is the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I doubt it's anything to do with that. Based on his description as well as my experience with some of the pitfalls of kids+TV, I think his goals are

      1) Allow the kids to watch independently. They can wake up before him and start watching without his intervention. Similarly, as each program ends, the next one starts automatically and doesnt require him to come back to start the next program

      2) Limit the hours kids can watch TV. In the event he gets wrapped up in some work-related emergency for hours, the kids can't just keep watching TV forever

      3) Limit selection, so kids are only exposed to approved shows

      4) Enforce variety (part 1). Kids (and adults) will have a tendency to want to binge on their single favorite show for episode after episode. But I think variety is beneficial. I've fallen (multiple times) into the trap of letting my kids watch the same things over and over because they really love them, only to find that when I finally forced them to watch something else they find it's their new favorite thing. Kids don't have the wide experience of exposure to know what they really like.

      5) Enforce variety (part 2).It seems these days almost everything is animated, but I think non-animated shows are beneficial too. There aren't many good options here, thus his forced inclusion of sesame street (probably the only really good one these days) as well as Mr Rogers (a very well done show that is only available from very limited sources these days)

    3. Re:What is the goal? by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Well the goal is to keep the kids occupied in the morning to keep them out of their hair while they can get the morning stuff done. Back in the olden days, we would use this time to have the kids, bring in firewood, feed the animals, take care of the younger kids, all the stuff that today would be considered abuse, and unsafe child conditions.

      Also there is value in knowing about trade offs. If you are going to watch further or go pee, you can't have it both ways. Did the kid refuse to try to pee before the show started? That is useful lessons for growing up. Then there is just the risk of the kid playing their favorite part over and over again often playing the funny part and skipping the educational parts.

      When you are are going to be active in the child viewing habits, giving them more access is great, however if you need to be passive (passive parenting has values too) at times, a more locked down safe viewing may be better.

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    4. Re:What is the goal? by ljw1004 · · Score: 2

      Is the goal to give your kids the most similar experience to growing up with a tv that you had? Why can't they pause grand parents story time if they have to pee? Because you didn't have time shifting when you were a kid? What's next, as teenagers are you going to scoff at them for texting their friends, and then tell your friends how the lost art of rambling in voice calls is a sign of the end times? I'm trying to be constructive here, your kids have access to technology that you didn't have as a kid, and that is a good thing. Why not just let them use a 5 year old cell phone with the Kodi/xbmc app to control a raspberry pi full of Mr Rogers episodes, and have enough faith in them that they won't spend the next 48 hours binge watching it like it won't be there tomorrow?

      Submitter here. My children are aged 2, 2 and 4. For the past year, the eldest has had an ipad with Mr Rogers, Sesame Street, grandparents, and a few cartoons. She has chosen to ignore everything apart from the cartoons, and she gravitates towards the shallowest ones, the "candy".

      More generally, children of these ages are all about testing limits, and they do so constantly. This is a good and normal and essential part of childhood development. I work hard to make sure that the limits they test are good constructive ones that will help them grow. I think though that limit-testing about when it's time to turn off TV or what to watch on it is singularly unhelpful - that becomes the kind of limit-testing that a drug addict does upon their friends.

      You say "have enough faith in them that they won't XYZ". That misses the point. They don't spring out of the womb with fully-fledged good instincts. My job as a parent is to develop the right instincts in them, teach them over the years how to make the right decisions, so that by the time they're older then I'll be able (as you say) to have faith that they'll make the right decisions. I can do that now with the oldest using the potty, and choosing what clothes to wear, and mostly resolving conflicts with her friends. She's not quite there with TV. And when it comes to homework, assignments and studying for exams, I'm going to spend many years with her in middle-school and high school helping her plan it out and develop her own autonomy so that by the time she's in college then I can have faith she'll do the right thing herself -- not just fall off the edge of a cliff.

      I think TV is a particularly difficult example. One the one hand she has the full weight of generations of behavioral-scientists and billions of dollars poured into the question of how to make shows that are addictive eyeball-catchers. On the other hand she has... what? Sure I can create experiences for her myself that are more compelling. But I'm not always going to be there. I have to give her creative mind space to come up with her own play that's more compelling than TV. She's getting there, but she's not strong enough yet to develop these faculties against an onslaught of on-demand cartoons.

    5. Re:What is the goal? by jabuzz · · Score: 1

      If the kid can turn on the TV they can fire up Plex and pick the shows they want. I think you need the Plexpass if you want users with limited libraries etc. but it's what $5 a month or $150 for a lifetime one these days (mine was a lot less).

      My three year old niece can do it, even shows Grandma when she is doing it wrong; lots of "no Grandma you need to push that button". Funny really I think it's because at Grandma's they are not allowed to put the TV unless Grandma permits it.

      My nephew and niece seem to flit around a lot. They might bing on something when it's new but it does not stay that way for long then they go around watching different stuff. Quite a lot of Highway Rat and PJ Masks at the minute. However lots of other stuff too. My niece still cycles through Peter Rabbit, Peppa Pig, Swashbuckle and Postman Pat for sure.

    6. Re:What is the goal? by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 0

      On the other hand, kids crave, and need, the ability to make choices. Giving them a slate of approved shows, and letting them choose, even if the constantly choose *your* least favourite, is a good thing. Railroading into the idea that they must consume whatever media is placed in front of them is, to my mind, not a good idea.

      So, give them a choice of what media to watch. It's harmless, it lets them exercise autonomy in something that's important to them, but not going to cause anybody any harm, and if you don't want them watching something specific, why is it in the 'approved' pool to begin with?

      Force your kids to watch educational shows that they don't want to watch, and all you're teaching them is that learning is an unfun chore.

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    7. Re:What is the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well personally we didnt let our kids watch videos till they were well into age 2. However i also struggle with this problem.

      I put some nice videos on for him and what ends up happening is that stupid google ends up picking "the axel show" which is just crappy hotwheels product placement garbage, or worse blippy.. Youtube seems to offer no way to outright ban a channel (maybe you have to be logged in), so i am eager to hear other peoples responses to your question here as i have a similar problem.

      I knew i had to do something when i found him one day segmenting his cars into hotwheels and non hotwheels cars (good and bad). His first instance of brand recognition and bias. 100% caused by axel show and some other product ones...

      (just searched around and found this info video https://www.youtube.com/watch?... which allows you to install a browser extension to block channels! https://addons.mozilla.org/en-... ) I think that will work nicely!

    8. Re:What is the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are absolutely right to limit what enters your childrens' minds. To hell with those who disagree.

    9. Re:What is the goal? by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      I like your style here, but what do you do to provide pee breaks? Loonie Tunes shorts, maybe? Some kind of functional equivalent to commercials, where you can be away for a few minutes without missing anything important.

    10. Re:What is the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's what the pause button is for?

  13. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you're overthinking the solution a little bit. If you want to run mp4 video content in a loop constantly (which is basically what a TV channel is) then dump all of your videos in a folder on a PC and run them all using MPC-HC/VLC/.

    If the television is only hooked up to a PC in another room then there is zero chance of your kids making their way to other content.

    This would be more difficult to accomplish with a chromecast, since it would have to stream said video via DLNA. Best way is run run HDMI through a wall on a PC with small form factor that runs quietly. Mirror the screen on a 2nd display so that you can adjust the content without having to be physically present in the room.

  14. Use a tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just leave a VHS tape in the player with those shows on it. Problem solved!

    1. Re:Use a tape by amalcolm · · Score: 2

      Better still, print out each frame onto postcard sized stock, and install into a what-the-butler-saw machine. That way your kids get exercise turning the handle too. Win!

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    2. Re:Use a tape by JcMorin · · Score: 1

      Ironically that was indeed simple. We had one of those TV with the DVD integrated, when you insert a cassette it would play right away... no input to change or sound bar to open. Dead simple.

    3. Re:Use a tape by plloi · · Score: 1

      How did you fit a cassette in the DVD Drive?

    4. Re:Use a tape by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      Remember "hammertime!"?

  15. Don't make a channel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I understand wanting to curate the content your young children consume, but do you need to determine the order in which they should consume it?

    The easiest solution would seem to be to just host the appropriate files on a NAS or whatever and turn the service off whenever you don't want the children to be able to watch it. Even my old-ish Samsung TV handles this perfectly via DLNA, but newer TVs support a number of different protocols that you might want to use instead. With a DLNA service on a NAS, my children can stream any content on it from any tablet, phone, or TV in the house.

    1. Re:Don't make a channel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Consume?? WTF ?? whatever happened to watch ??

  16. don't be so controlling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's gross.

  17. Sounds cool by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 5, Funny

    How much would a 30 second spot right after Mr. Rogers cost me?

    1. Re:Sounds cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is a good idea, plat ideas like was or go out and play in standard commercial format between shows, and maybe play with the 1 frame image with healty food or something :)

  18. Ecploration by fluffernutter · · Score: 2

    Why do the shows have to play in order? That was something we put up with when we were kids because we had no choice. Dump a bunch of kids shows in a folder, put it in a Kodi library and let your kids explore on their own.

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    1. Re:Ecploration by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      For one thing, it imposes a schedule. You don't have to be worried about the kids waking you up at 7:02 if they'd be missing a favorite show. It also imposes a limit on how long they want to watfch TV without making it an arbitrary (or obvious) rule. For another, studies have show that for educational television, binging a show results in less education.

      Also, it will let the parents know enough about what their kid watched on any given day to be prepared. "Oh, they watched the Sesame Street about rainbows, better brush up on my atmospheric distortion theory."

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    2. Re:Ecploration by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      I don't see how this makes a difference to anything you said. If you want them to watch two shows, allow them enough time to watch two shows and the time you want and then tell them to stop. Allowing them a certain allowance of watching and having them decide how to fill that time is far more valuable than the show will actually teach them. Educational shows really aren't, they're entertainment. I don't really understand what you say about studying for a show before hand, since if your child has a question about rainbows it's much better to sit down at a computer and start exploring together so they learn how to do it.

      By making the TV channel for them you're giving them a fish, by allowing them some flexibility in how that time is spent you're teaching them to fish.

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    3. Re:Ecploration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do the shows have to play in order? That was something we put up with when we were kids because we had no choice.

      Because this isn't about choice, it's about control.

  19. Bad parent! by null+etc. · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Ask any /. member who's not a parent - they'll tell you that what you're doing is BAD parenting!

    You need to be watching every second of every minute of what your kids are doing. What if one of the kids uses the remote to change the channel? You need to make a custom remote for them that only has one button. What if your kids have a question about something they're watching, or oh my gosh, what if they misunderstand something or misinterpret something? You have to be right there, hovering over their shoulders, to make sure they don't turn into terrible people. What if your neighbor sneaks into your house and slips some adult-related content onto your flash drive? You wouldn't want to subject your kids to that, and we all know how many predators there are hiding in every bush and just waiting to permanently warp the minds of your precious young children.

    Better yet, why are you letting your kids watch electronics at all? We all know that's the tool of the devil, used to churn out lazy, mindless morons who don't contribute to society, or worse yet, watch too much PBS and become SJWs. Why not make your kids read a book? But not the wrong books, you should look over their shoulders and read every page they're reading, to make sure they're not putting a "My Little Ponies" book cover over a book with more salacious themes. But wait, why are you letting your kids have any entertainment time at all? As a parent, you should be supervising your children 24/7, and you need to make sure they're doing something productive like homework all the time. As any non-parent /. member, they'll tell you how to do it.

    1. Re:Bad parent! by Baron_Yam · · Score: 3

      The best part is that - thanks to the information age - there are a lot of parents who believe that, too. I've no idea how they do it, I simply can't watch my kids constantly.

      Anyway, it ultimately leads to full-grown people who can't function without mom and dad holding their hand. As a parent, that's not the kind of result you should be looking for.

    2. Re:Bad parent! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a parent of children ages 3 and 5. I understand the temptation to just throw them in front of the TV: you turn it on and they sit quietly and watch. But in our family we don't do it, and we won't. We are not curmudgeons, we let our kids watch a movie of their choice on "Pizza Fridays" and they each get to pick out a 15 minute cartoon on YouTube every evening (right now they're into "Ben and Holly" and "Yakari").

      But we never, ever let them watch alone. Because TV is bad for their psychological development. Like sugar, they can have a bit of it, with us, but we make sure it remains under control. And although it is fashionable to say that all parents are good parents if they love their children, I will posit that people are bad parents if they:

      1. Let their kids watch enough TV that the parent does not have the time to supervise it;
      2. Think that leaving their kids unsupervised involves television.

      My kids play alone or with each other or with friends every day. Lincoln logs, Legos, markers and paper, the great outdoors... all of these things are actually good for your children and can be done without you! Stick a kid in the living room with a box of play doh instead of a TV while you cook... they might whine a bit at the time, but guess what: good parents don't cave to their kids. And in the end they will love you for it.

  20. Re:porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just ease them into it by allowing them to watch *cartoon* porn first.

  21. Limit by JBMcB · · Score: 1

    I think that, maybe, the OP wants to stream a playlist *once* then stop. My kids would watch their favorite shows over and over again. So the playlist needs a tiny bit of intelligence.

    Only way I can think to do this, without hacking up a custom Plex plugin, would be setting up a time limit. Maybe a tinydlna server brought up by a cron job, then another job that kills it after two hours or so?

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    1. Re:Limit by belg4mit · · Score: 1

      Buffalo LinkStations are pretty inexpensive, offer DLNA/Samba/AFP and are configured with a cron job for putting it to sleep as well as auto-sleep. It can be awakened again by pushing a button the chassis though, so don't ever reveal that feature, or put the device on your LAN but in a physically inaccessible location.

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  22. Red5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Set up a red5 server then you can link to this in several ways depending on available kit. Easssssssy

  23. BBC Cbeebies by coofercat · · Score: 4, Informative

    I've gotta say, the BBC have done this for me/us. Cbeebies is great for kids from about 2 until about 8-9-10 or so. The iPlayer Kids app is also an excellent idea - basically, you can load that up on an tablet and let them loose on making their own choices, sharing with siblings and whatnot and know that 100% they won't see any adverts for shit toys you don't want to have to buy or even have to deal with explaining to your kids, and they also won't see anything other than fairly reasonable content with some semblance of education thrown in.

    I realise we shouldn't leave kids unattended with a tablet or a TV (which we don't), but even the likes of YouTube, TinyPop, NicJR, and even Netflix etc can't get close to what the BBC offers (mostly because those sources are heavily Americanised, so have 'wrong' accents and words for stuff, or just have really low-quality content).

    As for what you can do yourself, getting the content is of course the hard part. Playing content directly on a tablet, or via a Kodi media client on a TV or whatever is pretty easy (again, it means your kids can choose what they want to watch, within your 'walled garden'). Getting enough variety and keeping up with whatever-the-other-kids-at-school are watching is the hard part - and trying to integrate streaming services into one usable entity is just futile.

  24. How to let tech take care of my kids? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't sleep in. Go ride a bike in a park.

  25. Kill your (kids) television by sg_oneill · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Best thing my father ever did was sell the TV set, back in the 80s. Forced us kids to go and make our own entertainment, and I think I had a much more enjoyable youth as a result.

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    1. Re:Kill your (kids) television by Guyle · · Score: 1

      If he wanted advice on how to raise his kids, he'd have posted on a parenting forum. This is a technical site, with a technical question. Maybe focus on that?

    2. Re:Kill your (kids) television by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go back to your craft beers while you wax your mustache, you effing hipster.

    3. Re:Kill your (kids) television by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Best thing my father ever did was sell the TV set, back in the 80s. Forced us kids to go and make our own entertainment, and I think I had a much more enjoyable youth as a result.

      Odd... your username is a reference to the character Jack O'Neill on the TV show Stargate SG-1, so something tells me you didn't enjoy losing the TV as much as you claim.

    4. Re:Kill your (kids) television by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, the guys who grew up without TVs aren't hipsters. They're the quiet millionaires.

    5. Re:Kill your (kids) television by ljw1004 · · Score: 1

      Best thing my father ever did was sell the TV set, back in the 80s. Forced us kids to go and make our own entertainment, and I think I had a much more enjoyable youth as a result.

      Submitter here. Indeed we don't have a TV - only an iPad. I mostly sympathize with you. But I think there's good educational content to Mr Rogers and Sesame Street that I don't want to keep them from. I also think that a media-free child today would struggle to relate in the playground.

      Also what I see is that with my three kids (aged 2, 2, 4), they get into battles about who holds the iPad. They're too young to resolve this themselves. Also the youngest are at an age where they still need parents to help make their own entertainment for longer than 30 minutes.

    6. Re:Kill your (kids) television by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True that.

    7. Re:Kill your (kids) television by fafalone · · Score: 2

      That worked when kids could go outside and find something to do, but now if you let them outside without an adult CPS will take them.

    8. Re:Kill your (kids) television by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Best thing my father ever did was sell the TV set, back in the 80s. Forced us kids to go and make our own entertainment, and I think I had a much more enjoyable youth as a result.

      We had a TV when I was growing up in the 70's - and we went outside and made our own entertainment. TV isn't the problem.

    9. Re:Kill your (kids) television by senileoldfart · · Score: 1

      I remember the day I was trying to get my kids attention while they were glued to the set. After 2 or three tries, I grabbed a pair of pruning shears and clipped the cable. My kids became avid readers. Having a library two blocks away helped.

    10. Re:Kill your (kids) television by sg_oneill · · Score: 1

      No, its a reference to my actual name.

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  26. Using BeYourKid to create my safe YT collection by iskitsas · · Score: 1

    I am using app.beyourkid.com to make my own video collection. Then by downloading the BeYourKid app I am sure that my kid will only see videos from that collection without receiving any weird recommendations by YouTube. It’s pretty fun because I can also find new and safe content in the ‘Safe Lists’ tab, or search for my YouTube favorites and add them in personal collection!

    1. Re:Using BeYourKid to create my safe YT collection by fwteinh · · Score: 1

      Yeap!!!

  27. VLC Media Player by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Download VLC Media player and setup a playlist on a network share.

    Start a task right at 7:00am that will start VLC and load the play list. When the kids turn the TV on, it will already be playing the videos of your choice.

    You can always set VLC to repeat the playlist so it goes all day long.

    Nathan

  28. How about command line? by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

    If the answer is yes you should be able to do a one liner bash script that plays the files in sequence fullscreen in a video player.

    Actually come to think of it you could make a .m3u playlist and then load it into VLC.

    The problem is, kids being kids, assuming they're smart enough they'll inevitably work out some way to turn the TV back onto broadcast and watch Bill Nye and the like.

    Thus any sufficiently smart kids must also fall prey to the degeneracy of modern pop culture.

    Another aphorism occured to me. The reasonable man changes his home to deal with the degeneracy of modern pop culture. The unreasonable man changes the degeneracy of modern pop culture in order to protect his home. Therefore all progress depends on the later.

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    1. Re:How about command line? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this is the only solution: VLC and a playlist.

  29. Slashdot is letting people ask about piracy...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Considering that PBS hasn't ever released a set of tapes/DVDs/blu-rays of Mister Rodgers Neighborhood....we're going to help this guy show his kids pirated stuff?

    Sounds like it.

  30. What I would do, what my parents did. by houghi · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Not have the TV as a babysitter. They just got up, no matter what time they went to bed. I could play with my lego or train or stay in bed if it was much earlier.
    Wake up was 07:00 and before that you sleep.

    The TV should not be seen as a babysitter.

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  31. Plex Server by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can build a plex server with an external hard drive and an sbc (if you pre-encode the video so the sbc doesn't need to transcode) otherwise any old pc should do.

    Put the media on the hard drive and serve it with the plex. Most smart tv's have a plex client and every set top box does.

    problem solved

  32. old ways worked well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    VHS tapes in the living room. good luck finding a player

  33. Buy a VCR by jfdavis668 · · Score: 1

    Record a tape of those shows, and pop it in. Then all your kids have to do is hit "play". Sometimes old tech is better.

  34. Plex or Synology or QNAP or ... by LS1+Brains · · Score: 1

    Pretty much any NAS has a media server now days, and pretty much every TV has some sort of player app. If not, a Roku stick is dirt cheap and works well. This one is easy, and there's so many options to make it, technically. The question, of course, comes down to ridiculous draconian licensing making it "illegal" to do so.

  35. Books by techdolphin · · Score: 2

    Or you could just leave some good books for them. (There is one in every crowd, and today, I am the one.)

    1. Re:Books by ljw1004 · · Score: 1

      Or you could just leave some good books for them. (There is one in every crowd, and today, I am the one.)

      Submitter here. We have loads of good books. My kids (aged 2, 2, and 4) will happily sit engrossed in their favorite story books for up to 30 minutes, despite not being able to read a word. They recite many of them by heart. But the youngest aren't yet able to be left unsupervised with soft-page books because they rip the pages, and hard-page books are too immature for them at this stage.

    2. Re:Books by jwhyche · · Score: 2

      Hi submitter, first poster here. I'm going to chime in on this one. Audio books. I listen to al of audio books on the way to work. I would drop my kids off at school and we would listen to audio books on the way there and sometimes at home at night. This started when they where in kindergarten.

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  36. Why build something? by ausekilis · · Score: 2

    Netflix has a kids section, as does Hulu. Amazon has pretty solid selection by age group too. At least on FireTV - you can lock most things down with pin access. I've got a 5 and 7 year old that can turn on the TV themselves and watch assorted kid stuff. The trick is they know they need to ask first, and that we as parents are in control of the TV. We say when it needs to be turned off. It's perfect for when we need an extra hour or so in the morning, or as we get ready and the kids have woken up a bit too early.

    It's certainly not perfect since our kids can somehow find the most god awful shows in the mix. It's not that they are age inappropriate, they just kill braincells for any adult in a 10 mile radius.

    1. Re:Why build something? by hsqueak · · Score: 1

      I'm following this with interest. Right now the 5yo can't even turn on the TV because it's controlled from a remote switch hung where he can't reach it, but the prospect of sleeping past 6.30/7am on weekends is most intriguing.

      If you're using a Roku, there's no way to stop them switching profiles to watch whatever they want. Or channels.

      Also, Amazon/Netflix's definition of things categorized as "suitable for children" is drastically different from mine. Some are too scary, others too violent, and some just teach kids about whining or disrespect.

  37. Rok channel thoughts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I made a Roku channel for myself (and family) and it's been chugging away for a handful of years with no maintenance required. I like that I have control over the interface. The pre-made components were pretty limited when I made it, so I was writing my own components for it and was working on an open-source library. (See https://bitbucket.org/stevenvi/skoobalon-roku-library, but don't use it, read on.) I had a pretty simple PHP page running on a local webserver that served up all the data for the channel.

    Roku has since deprecated all the API components I was using, and are going to remove it from the firmware I think at the end of the year. So I'm going to have to block them on my network from auto-updating, otherwise they'll effectively be bricking my device for me. Doesn't leave me with a good taste in my mouth. I experimented with a FireTV since it looks like I'll have to be rewriting my channel anyways, but the interface there was beyond bloated with ads, and the remote barely worked, so I returned it.

    Just some food for thought. I think that forcing all developers to rewrite their software on your platform is very unfriendly. I don't plan to purchase any more of their hardware for this reason.

  38. Spare Computer + VLC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While there are a lot of interesting suggestions, but why not drop a space computer through HDMI with just a massive VLC playlist to loop (and shuffle?) and hit play. Take off the keyboard/mouse and just set the TV to that input when you want them to watch.

    I realize this doesn't answer some of the scheduling and lockdown concerns, but do you really care WHICH episode they are really watching? I feel like would make it more of a hassle to constantly have to schedule. I would take a hard look at your requirements and think about if you want to put that much time into not just solving this, but maintaining the solution.

  39. Hotel Interface by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

    You should be able to fully control the device via the hotel interface system available on many TVs. You can brute-force the same thing with an IR Blaster covering the IR receiver on the TV. A little bit of scripting on a Raspberry Pi to glue it all together and you are done.

  40. I disagree by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    killing TV entirely deprives your kid of a shared experience with their peers. Kids do 'water cooler' talk same as adults do, they just do it on the playground instead. Shared experiences are a big part of how people socialize. I'm not saying they should share 8 hours of TV a day but don't throw it out entirely.

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    1. Re:I disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am not saying this is good or bad. . . . . . but this will extend into adulthood.
      I visited our New York office (from EU) and the talk around the coffee machine was about various new TV series. It was also a topic before a meeting while waiting for others, even in the office.
      I recall thinking "that's sad"

  41. Possible solution by ElizabethGreene · · Score: 1

    How about a VLC Playlist, a cron job to start VLC, and an Amazon "RCA Compact RF Modulator" http://amzn.to/2FnqowT (Amazon Link) to pipe the output from composite to Coax.

    Long live channel 3!

    1. Re:Possible solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a great way to turn 1080p content into 480i. Though an ATSC modulator will run you close to $1,000.

    2. Re:Possible solution by ElizabethGreene · · Score: 1

      My kids watched their 333Ã--480 Barney VHS tape enough times for the image quality to degrade to roughly half that. ... Litte kids don't care. If they do, connect it to a monitor instead of the RF converter.

  42. ...and then nothing for the rest of the day by holophrastic · · Score: 1

    I think the OP didn't highlight and bold and triple-underline the most important part of the design -- the not showing anything more. He's looking for a solution that turns off after use.

    I'm weary of media servers and the like, only because they are designed for unfettered access. Similarly, while the easiest solution is the usb stick in the modern tvision, there's no way to stop them from watching repeatedly.

    What about something much much simpler.

    Any old computer. No keyboard. Run a script at startup (batch, scripting host, local html file, whatever). Given a directory of hand-picked videos, play-a-video, delete-the-video (or rename or move or whatever), play-a-video, delete-a-video. A simple raspberry pi works just as well as a ten-thousand-dollar desktop.

    That way, there's a limited number of your hand-picked files. They can only watch each once. No keyboard necessary. They can turn it off, walk away, turn it on again and continue from the last/next video (depending on when you rename the video, before or after starting to play it).

    You'll have full control, and you can plug in a keyboard whenever you want. You can deposit another day of vids remotely -- FTP would seem to be the correctly named protocol, or the device can play the videos remotely from any network source.

    So that's my recommendation. startup script, play, delete, play, delete, play, delete. Hell, you could just hard-code that script file with a time index into a local html file every day, and be done in five minutes.

    Okay, new plan.

    The device has nothing more than a web browser running on startup, with a home page of a local or local-ish html file. It plays the \\kidvid\video.mp4 in a simple tag. When the video ends (simple javascript event), it reloads the page.

    Elsewhere, (or on the same device if you like), you script a javascript file that looks like this:
    if time = 5am, copy \\allvid\mrrogers6.mp4 \\kidvid\video.mp4
    if time = 5:22am, copy \\allvid\sesame283.mp4 \\kidvid\video.mp4
    etc, etc, etc

    You can easily add randomness, or schedule multiple days in-advance. They'll simply be able to watch video.mp4, and you'll simply be able to change what that is over time.

    I think you can figure out the indian head interstitial on your own -- background-image comes to mind!

    1. Re:...and then nothing for the rest of the day by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

      >I think the OP didn't highlight and bold and triple-underline the most important part of the design -- the not showing anything more. He's looking for a solution that turns off after use.

      I know I overlooked it before I responded. I like the idea of a home 'television channel' for kids. Maybe something that plays random files from folders that are chosen by schedule..

      And you know what else? I'd love it to detect good points to insert homebrew ads (based on how much time has passed and finding a scene transition). "Have you tried eating your vegetables today?" Or maybe throw in the good old Schoolhouse Rock shorts...

      And I'm really going to show my age here - there used to be a time when television wasn't 24/7, and stations would have an 'end of day' video to play before switching to a test pattern and then sometimes shutting down entirely. An end of day message would be great. "Time to get ready for bed, see you tomorrow!"

    2. Re:...and then nothing for the rest of the day by bkwsoft · · Score: 1

      Avoiding the whole quagmire whether or not he SHOULD do this; but rather address technical feasibility of if he wanted to I think all of the suggestions above, about media servers etc. are all over thinking it.

      If the media files are already hosted online, why go through all of the trouble of cron jobs, or other messy solutions when this was already solved some time ago with the advent of m3u files: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      Fire up vi, emacs (insert your text editor of choice) and curate your list of programs. Then point you media player of choice at your "kids_channel.m3u" file and it will play though your list of programs, one after the other. You can even host your .m3u file on the same file share as your .mp4 files if you wish.

  43. Get rid of the thing by mark-t · · Score: 2

    If this is an issue at all, a parent is well advised to cancel their cable subscription entirely.

    If an adult can't go on living without the television shows they want to watch, then why on earth should they expect their kids to?

    1. Re:Get rid of the thing by tepples · · Score: 1

      If this is an issue at all, a parent is well advised to cancel their cable subscription entirely.

      And then use what for Internet? Some cable ISPs offer only the slowest peak speeds and the lowest monthly caps to subscribers who do not bundle TV.

    2. Re:Get rid of the thing by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Nobody said being a parent was supposed be fun, easy, or convenient.

    3. Re:Get rid of the thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody said being a parent was supposed be fun, easy, or convenient.

      Sure, but as a parent I can safely say that you need to find a way to have a break from the kids, even if it relies on them being distracted by something like the TV. Without a break you'll go mental. We're not superheroes.

    4. Re:Get rid of the thing by mark-t · · Score: 1

      I'm a parent as well... my kids are grown and all moved out now, but I was always willing to make personal sacrifices if it meant raising them to be decent and mature human beings. If that meant selling the TV or getting rid of cable, I'd do it. If that meant slower internet speeds, or even if it meant I'd have to go back to dialup*, I'd do that too.

      But you can sure as hell bet I'd be bitching to the cable company for what I'd consider unfair treatment.

      *We did that for a while at our house, when one of our kids was downloading shit he knew he wasn't supposed to. Ticked off his brothers, but they all survived it... and so did we. We got broadband back in our place after about a 5 year hiatus.

  44. Raspberry Pi and Kodi by TheOuterLinux · · Score: 1

    Buy one and get a hard drive. Then grab Noobs or BerryBoot and unpack it onto the SD card. When you turn it in, you will have a lot of operating system install options. Pick OpenELEC. This will basically to the Raspberry Pi into a Kodi box. With the hard drive, you can just add episodes as needed. No reason to pay and risk privacy for PBS shows. Matter of fact, I'm pretty show Kodi has a few PBS addons. Free and open source is the way to go. It also should have parental controls in the settings or password protection for things at the very least so if they turn it on while you're not around, you don't have to worry.

  45. $30 ApkTek USB player; power plug timer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    $30 ApkTek USB player, connect the approved daily flash drive.

    Don't make this harder than it needs to be. Buy a cheap player. Copy over the stuff you want for the day. The player will play them back in order.

    Unplug the TV when time is up or put it on a timer.

    I have plex.
    I have Kodi.
    I have a Roku.
    None of those or similar devices are suitable for children with wisely protective parents.

    You could also get a $50 tablet and never put it on the wifi, load up the external MicroSD with the approved videos daily.

  46. VCR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get a VCR and record your shows to VHS. Let the kids handle the tapes.

  47. Go Analogue by havana9 · · Score: 1

    You could give them an analogue TV set and use an RF modulator to broadcast a single channel on VHF. Then, in another room you could use a Raspberry PI with the composite out, or even a cheap DTV receiver with the ability to play the files in the usb drive in a loop. Retrocasting with a Raspberry PI

  48. The XY problem by tepples · · Score: 1

    I believe sg_oneill has discovered what he thinks is an XY problem and is trying to solve the underlying root issue.

  49. Hire a 14-year old ... by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

    ... babysitter.

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  50. Copyrighted material rips? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like someone just admitted to ripping CR material...

  51. Be An Active Parent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    As a single parent father, my 12 year old doesn't even want to watch TV. She is in two bands, one choir and is currently in my practice Forex account.

    In a couple years I might consider handing over the keys to daytime trading whilst I semi-retire and take over the EMEA market hours.

    If your child isn't earning you a million a year, you've done something wrong.

  52. Use what you have and is easy for the kids to use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It all comes down to what you already have. I'm running a few servers that do different things, so I have a few options.

    Originally I had an HTPC running Windows 7 media center that worked great. But when we wanted to go to the room to watch a movie/TV show it didn't work out very well. Eventually I moved to Plex and ran that off my FreeBSD server. Plex is great, but without streaming to the TV it's pretty much the same as WMC7.

    I got a Chromecast which was a big letdown and very underwhelming - didn't live up to the hype and was actually more of a hassle to use. Eventually I got around to trying Roku and found it to fit the bill. Now we have Roku's on every TV, and we're able to stream all my content to each TV in the home. I also purchased the lifetime membership so we have quite a few features and they continuously add more. As an added benefit we can also stream to all devices so our media is accessible on the go.

    In Plex we have set up each person with their own account. There's an HTPC account that covers most media we allow on the main TV. Then in the kids accounts they only have access to either specified directories, and/or media that goes up to certain ratings (i.e. G, PG). Then for the adults they have unrestricted access to their accounts, but require a pin to access them which is easy enough to enter and doesn't add frustration. So I can have all of my media in one place, and Plex handles the rest.

    In WMC7 what you could do is specify one directory to be what is allowed to be accessed. And then on Friday night or whenever you want to update the videos, just copy them into that directory so when the kids wake up and turn everything on, that's all they'll have access to.

    I should mention I also have a Logitech Harmony universal remote control, so that helps make it easy (usually) on everyone to just push one button on the remote and everything but the HTPC turns on. Before the kids knew which button to push to turn on the HTPC, and then used a WMC remote to navigate to their media. But with Roku it's much easier since once the TV is turned on, they just move to Plex, select their account and all the media is available.

    Good luck!

    -S

  53. This would work and costs nothing by NotPeteMcCabe · · Score: 1

    Assuming you have a DVR, you can record on it some shows for the kids to watch, then unplug the cable input before you go to bed. When the kids wake up they will only have access to what is already on the DVR. When you wake up, plug in the cable and you're good to go. The downside is that nothing you have scheduled will record overnight. But it would work and costs nothing.

  54. Re: Slashdot is letting people ask about piracy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Itâ(TM)s broadcast over-the-air and home recoding was deemed a fair use back in the VCR era.

    What piracy?

  55. LibreElec and a just-for-them-share by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I did this with an Odroid-C2 (for the IR sensor) LibreELEC and a private share just for the kids. On the fileserver their share is populated with Symlinks to the movies in the main share, and their screens only access that share. Once the age-out, you just point their devices at the main-share.

    This gives them the illusion of choice (autonomy) amongst pre-screened selections.

  56. Netflix Flixtape is close by cshamis · · Score: 1

    The Flixtape feature will let you build a "playlist" of up to six titles. Even include "cover art" for the list. It's not automated, you'll have to build the list yourself first... but at least it would play through up to six episodes of whatever you want in the right order. I like the idea of a virtual channel too. Pick the shows I want, in the order I want... each day they just "advance" by one episode per show.

  57. Get static iPads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Books really do work great for kids. Take them to the library on Saturday, have them pick out books for the week (with your help) and then they're free to go through them however they want.

  58. I did this for my kids using VLC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I recorded with an analog capture card on Linux and then an El Gato Eye TV on my mac. Used AVIDemux and then later Quicktime pro the remove all of the commercials from every episode of every show I recorded. Back in the early 2000s that was pretty serious time consuming work. Bolstered the collection with torrents and Ebay purchased full series of shows I grew up with. Used a bash script to randomize shows in numerical order interspersed with stuff like school house rock and time for timer so there was educational value. Started with DVDs played in an old G4 Mac tower attached to the CRT TV. Moved to VLC and m3u files served over the network from a NAS played on a Hackintosh. Kids called it "Dad TV" and they basically never saw a commercial or anything not approved until they were in 8th Grade.

  59. My House by RIPgriggs · · Score: 1

    I have Kodi installed on my PC in my room... (Windows 10) Hooked up to my TV (HDMI), with this I run a UPNP server through Kodi - (Kodi has the capability built in) - UPNP allows for computers using Kodi (or other UPNP players) that are hooked up online through the same network... to share audio and video media. Then in the kids room I hook up the computer to the TV and run Kodi. then from there I can control what I want in the library the children can view. In my room I have movies and shows they cannot watch, in their room I limit it to only what they can watch. My 6 year old knows what to do when I tell him that I have added movies and shows to Kodi.... He goes and opens the Kodi app on the windows based PC hooked up to his TV It is not a channel, but it is something that might work for you.

  60. Alternative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Turn off the idiot box and give them some books.

    If they can't read, get your lazy ass out of bed and teach them.

    1. Re:Alternative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha, become a parent and experience being a parent before putting up a comment, idiot. It always is easier saying than done. teaching reading is not one-off 5 minutes or even an hour task. Any parent would easily see that you are not a parent.

  61. Hello? by easyTree · · Score: 1

    You seem to have forgotten to schedule ads for Unhappy meals etc.

    1. Re:Hello? by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      forgotten to schedule ads for Unhappy meals etc.

      That's what'll get the OP McSWATed and dragged off to McJail to become a McBitch. The very idea of not ramming profit-making adverts into the childs eyes from the womb is so un-American that probably it would be best to exterminate the family back to the biblically approved seventh generation. How is the programme of installing advertising screens into wombs going? I heard they got the dates of eye and visual cortex development figured out, so we know when to replace the direct brainfeed electroshock machines with waterproofed under-eyelid screens. But will it all be in place and the population thought-controlled in time for Trump's third term in the presidency?

      --
      Birds are not dinosaur descendants;birds are dinosaurs, for all useful meanings of "birds", "are" and "dinosaurs"
  62. half a solution. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if we could tell kodi to auto-login a certain user @ certain time we could then have only certain samba shares available per that logged-in user.
    the samba shares would hold the files for pre-12pm auto-logins, e.g. only kids stuff.
    also kodi can be set to auto-play-next file.
    but how to auto-login depending on time of day?

  63. Media Tank by MercTech · · Score: 1

    Install a media tank with what you want on it and password lock out the cable box. Job Done!

    --
    NRRPT/RCT
  64. Re:porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but with that won't they develop a fear of tentacles?