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Naked Mole Rats Defy Mortality Mathematics (discovermagazine.com)

An anonymous reader shares a report: Naked mole rats are adorably ugly creatures that challenge what we think we know about aging. Naked mole rats can live to be 30 years old. Further, female mole rats show no signs of menopause, and remain highly fertile even into their final years of life. Neurogenesis in naked mole rats continues over two decades, and their hearts and bones don't seem to change significantly over time. They rarely get cancer. Hell, they can even live up to 18 minutes utterly deprived of oxygen.

[...] At Google's biotech company, Calico, in San Francisco, California, biologist Rochelle Buffenstein is looking to the naked survivors to unlock their secrets of aging. Buffenstein says naked mole rats violate to the Gompertz-Makeham law, and she has over 3,000 data points to back her conclusion. After reaching adulthood six months into their lives, a naked mole rat's mortality risk remained the same for the rest of its days her analysis revealed. Rather than grow exponentially, a naked mole rat's risk of death on any given day, no matter their point in life, hovered around 1 in 10,000. Surprisingly, their mortality risk even fell a little when they grew very old. In this sense, Buffenstein writes, naked mole rats have established themselves as "a non-aging mammal. This life-history trend is unprecedented for mammals," Buffenstein and colleagues wrote in a study published recently in the journal eLife.

320 comments

  1. Hmm! by Mikkeles · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe hanging out in your mom's basement in the dark is a successful long-life strategy>

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    1. Re:Hmm! by lowkeyknight · · Score: 2

      for the individual perhaps, but like extending strategies which reduce chances for procreation tend to be selected against...naturally.

    2. Re:Hmm! by lowkeyknight · · Score: 1

      'life' Doh!

    3. Re:Hmm! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Well, maybe the lesson is to eat lots of roots, stay out of the sun, avoid huge swings in temperature and join underground cuddle puddles of naked people

    4. Re:Hmm! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe hanging out in your mom's basement naked in the dark is a successful long-life strategy>

    5. Re:Hmm! by lgw · · Score: 3, Informative

      , but like extending strategies which reduce chances for procreation tend to be selected against...naturally.

      Unless you take the path many insects do, where most individuals aren't involved in procreation: there's just a queen, and a few males kept around for the purpose. Bizarrely, this is how naked mole rates work - they have an insect hive, complete with drones and massive queen.

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    6. Re: Hmm! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not buying it at all.

      "Unaging mammal" then dead at 30?

      I guess the Wild West was full of unaging humans!

    7. Re:Hmm! by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Ya, but you need to be naked too.

    8. Re: Hmm! by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

      Works for me. Sounds a lot like college.

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  2. Google by 110010001000 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    All the Google engineers are getting older and are looking for ways to extend their lives. And all your money won't another minute buy.

    1. Re:Google by SuricouRaven · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Money certainly can buy more life. It can't buy endless life - at least not yet - but a plentiful supply of money allows access to a lot of expensive treatments which will cure conditions that might kill a less-financed patient. Buying time, in a quite literal manner.

    2. Re:Google by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      I hate Google as much as anyone but there's nothing admirable about dying, you idiot.

    3. Re:Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All the Google engineers are getting older and are looking for ways to extend their lives. And all your money won't another minute buy.

      Not until they find a way to do brain backups to the cloud! Then presto! Immortality.

    4. Re:Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell that to Steve Jobs.

    5. Re:Google by gbjbaanb · · Score: 0

      There is, much as we ego-centric people dislike it.
      If nobody died, the planet would be even more overrun with us than currently. Imagine the population crisis then!

    6. Re:Google by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Wrong. When you go, you will be much admired for doing it.

    7. Re:Google by avandesande · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Trying homeopathic BS doesn't count, no matter how expensive it is.

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    8. Re:Google by cayenne8 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Tell that to Steve Jobs.

      Steve had the money AND the medical advice to try to help extend his life.

      However HE made the choice to ignore them and try more holistic types of tx...and waited too long to try more proven medical tx.

      He could likely still be alive if he'd listened to the original medical tx advice.

      Not that other sources and types of medicine aren't valuable, I believe they are, but when it comes to cancer, you need to try the prevailing medical recommendations there, you don't fuck with the big "C"...

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    9. Re:Google by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Or Stephen King, or FreeBSD.

    10. Re:Google by cayenne8 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There is, much as we ego-centric people dislike it.

      If nobody died, the planet would be even more overrun with us than currently. Imagine the population crisis then!

      I'm not so much concerned with everyone else, I want ME to live on.

      :)

      Hell, if the vampire thing really worked, I'd opt in for that for immortality in a heartbeat.

      I really like living here on earth, and would do just about anything to prolong my time here, especially if I could stop the aging process.

      To me, and I'd guess most everyone else...your own life *IS* the most precious thing you own and would do most anything to keep it.

      At least with normal people....

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    11. Re:Google by 110010001000 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Your outlook changes as you get older. When you get in your 80s and 90s death isn't seen as such as bad thing. But thanks for admitting you are self-centered at this point in your life.

    12. Re:Google by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      If overpopulation were that big of an issue we would just kill people for resources, same thing as has always happened and still happens. The only difference is a few billion could easily be immortal.

    13. Re:Google by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      They like to lie to themselves and pretend it's noble or better for the species in the long run or "lol, that's DECADES away," and a host of other things. They're all just excuses because deep down everyone knows the absolute fact of the matter: everything finite is inherently worthless. It's a tough pill to swallow, so much so that idiots would rather make up a plethora of excuses than simply take up biotech research.

    14. Re:Google by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      By whom? Moreover, how would their opinion be at all relevant in the long run if they also die?

    15. Re:Google by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      "everything finite is inherently worthless"

      Everything is finite. You aren't too bright.

    16. Re:Google by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of people who are dead who have given great opinions that still are true today. You must be a Millenial.

    17. Re:Google by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      That's a combination of two factors: A) by that age you've seen everyone you care about die and B) evolution made us accepting of death at that age, to the point of giving us a massive dose of super potent and all-natural hallucinogens when we're approaching death's doorstep so we don't freak our progeny out crying about ceasing to exist. If everyone knew they just had nothingness to look forward to, like really knew it the way you can only know it if you watch everyone older than you that you give a shit about die from some horrific thing like kidney failure or heart disease or stroke or whatever else (pretty much everything other than suicide bomber is guaranteed to be unpleasant for the person dying) - then they would most likely commit suicide before reaching reproductive age, or fighting age, or discovering anything of merit to push us forward. Religion didn't just form without reason, the notion of an afterlife in some form or another held civilization together for tens if not hundreds of thousands of years (even gorillas have "rituals" of piling stones at the base of trees they've lost loved ones at as a memorial.) You are either an idiot denying their fate and refusing to fight it in that denial, or you are a senile old man hallucinating on his pre-death meds, there is no middle ground and either way you are poisoning society with your beliefs.

    18. Re:Google by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      Yet you're the one arguing to die? Just kill yourself, go ahead with it. Nothing is stopping you, oh, but you don't want to die yet? You're a shitbag for speaking hypocrisy.

    19. Re:Google by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      "B) evolution made us accepting of death at that age, to the point of giving us a massive dose of super potent and all-natural hallucinogens when we're approaching death's doorstep so we don't freak our progeny out crying about ceasing to exist."

      Wow. You must be a scientist. So knowledgeable.

    20. Re:Google by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Right. I am arguing to die(?). Millennials. So stupid.

    21. Re:Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want to die for the greater good, more power to you.

      If you want to require me to die for the greater good, don't be surprised when I resist you.

    22. Re:Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your outlook changes as you get older. When you get in your 80s and 90s death isn't seen as such as bad thing. But thanks for admitting you are self-centered at this point in your life.

      You can always prove to us that you're not as self-centered as the GP poster by offing yourself.

      What? You're not going to do that?

      So you're not better than he is.

    23. Re:Google by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      And each and everyone one is absolutely worthless in the grand scheme of things unless people crack immortality and one of the people who has it cares to remember them. Great inventor, great scientist, great leader, great politician, poor person without a family, it's all exactly equal: worthless due to mortality, not one will be remembered because mortality inherently means that either the species will cease to exist or that such a span of time will have elapsed as to have wiped all record of their existence from the universe.

    24. Re:Google by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      That's weird. Where did I say people should commit suicide?

    25. Re:Google by Harvey+Manfrenjenson · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Perhaps your outlook changes in your 80s and 90s because there is no point in dreading something which is inevitable. If medical science changes to the point where people can live to 150+ with good quality of life (a very big if), then I would expect most 90-year-olds would want to hang on to life as much as I do.

      That's assuming, of course, that your original premise is correct. That's a hard thing for me to know, because I'm not old enough yet.

    26. Re:Google by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Black Mirror:White Christmas shows there are a lot of ways for people outside the cloud to make life for people inside the cloud very unpleasant.

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    27. Re:Google by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Well, that one is.

      Someone hand that kid a Tide pod...

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    28. Re:Google by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      I agree, if that happens. The point is that 80s and 90s are currently the upper limit for most people at this point in time. There isn't much evidence you can extend the average human lifespan beyond that. But the billionaires at Google are going to try their best, because they can't take it with them.

    29. Re:Google by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      So everyone in history is worthless, because they aren't alive? You are definitely a Millennial.

    30. Re:Google by CanHasDIY · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So Nikola Tesla is as worthless as you, because he died? Yea, never mind all that contribution he made to society, all that technology he invented that dumbasses like you use and fail to appreciate every day.

      You really should have stopped about 20 comments ago.

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    31. Re:Google by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Also with Spectre and Meltdown affecting hosts in the Cloud, other consciousness on the same host will be reading your mind.

    32. Re:Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If everything finite is inherently worthless, then you're saying you're worthless. Even if you do find a way to stave off death indefinitely, the heat death of the universe will get you eventually. Granted the sun going super nova is far more likely to get you far sooner than that.

    33. Re: Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you blame them? Will you be happy if they do? Relieved? You make it sound like curing cancer (implicit in age extension is a bad thing). Do you have a point here or just trolling?

    34. Re: Google by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      I think the founders of Google should spend more time on making the current world a better place, rather than extending their lives and hoarding more and more.

    35. Re:Google by cellocgw · · Score: 1

      Wrong. When you go, you will be much admired for doing it.

      Welcome to the Monkey House.

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    36. Re:Google by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 0

      Wow. You must be a scientist. So knowledgeable.

      I am, but I wouldn't need to be to know you're an idiot arguing because someone you've never met said something which contradicts something you find so repulsive you have to set up layers of cognitive dissonance to cope with it.

    37. Re:Google by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      There's zero difference between you dying now and you dying 60 years from now after losing everyone you love. Save yourself (and the rest of us) the grief of your continued existence or stop spouting hypocrisy. You want to live or you want to die, no mental hoops will change that fact (whichever side you actually fall on.)

    38. Re:Google by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      Not a millennial, you retard.

    39. Re:Google by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      There are known solutions to avoiding the heat death of the universe, even now. Since you'll ask or demand references I'll give you a hint toward the most obvious one: align two rotating black holes in such a way that their ergospheres overlap and cross outside of the event horizon of either, then jump between them and the outside universe - you basically get infinite space. Feel free to research the topic before spouting off since it's likely you don't have any clue what that even means ("ergosphere" is a good keyword to start with, "Kerr-Newman singularities" would be some others.)

    40. Re:Google by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      Yes, everyone in history is worthless, without a doubt. They are dead, they are nothing, they are worthless. You will die and your memory of them will fade, along with everyone else. Should we crack immortality then they will still all be forgotten. Everything finite is worthless, no exceptions.

    41. Re:Google by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      Even if we crack immortality today chances are Tesla will be forgotten within a few billion years, so yes, sadly he's worthless, just like every other great mind you never even knew existed because they were already lost.

    42. Re:Google by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 0

      I'm not arguing with you. I am pointing out that you are a not too bright Millenial.

      You never made an argument to begin with, you just defended your special little view on reality which leads you to believe you aren't worthless.

    43. Re:Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, one things is sure, you really are immature. You must be in your teens, I don't think you even hit the millennial mark. It's perfectly possible to accept things you don't want to do as it's the price of doing that which want to do. I don't want to pick up my dogs poop, but I do it because I accept it as part of having a dog which I want. I don't want to die, but I accept it as part of living.

    44. Re: Google by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      What's the point? So third worlders can reproduce at exponential rates and increase the net suffering in life with ever-strained resources? Before we started "helping" the third world there were (low) millions of starving people suffering. Now that we've "helped" them there are billions of starving people suffering. The only help for people who can't manage their resources effectively is a quick death.

    45. Re:Google by lgw · · Score: 4, Informative

      For the high UIDs in the room, GPP was quoting a Kansas song:

      Now, don't hang on, nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky
      It slips away
      And all your money won't another minute buy
      Dust in the wind
      All we are is dust in the wind

      It's more of a philosophical statement than a practical one: entropy is going to win in the end.

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    46. Re: Google by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      I think the founders of Google should spend more time on making the current world a better place

      Funding health research is making the world a better place.

    47. Re:Google by lgw · · Score: 1

      Uploading one's consciousness is a post-Singularity idea. Post-Singularity, the living exist only at the whim of, well, whoever "won" the Singularity: AI or uploaded consciousness.

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    48. Re:Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Let me explain something to you kid, and I am only going to explain it once: there is a difference. The difference is your contributions you made to the world in those 60 years. Your life today is possible due to the contributions by those "worthless" dead people who made your world today a better place. Fucking stupid self-centered Millenials. Life isn't about living forever while watching Netflix and consuming.

    49. Re: Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This isn't health research. This is longevity research. They are spending on it in the desperate hope that they will find something so they can live forever, accumulating more and more billions. Narcissistic psychopaths.

    50. Re:Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's nice. He thinks he's knows something. Care to explain how that little set up deals with Hawking radiation? I'm sure you're thinking it'll get sucked up by the other black hole. Of course the problem is that as you mentioned, the event horizons can't overlap enough to actually contain the other black hole, otherwise they would simply merge in to a single bigger black hole. So every where that the event horizons don't overlap, the black holes will slowly leak away into nothingness.

      Wow, I've never had an argument that was so easy to refute.

    51. Re:Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a narcissist. Being "remembered" isn't as important as what you did when you were alive. You need to contribute now, you aren't going to live forever.

    52. Re:Google by Immerman · · Score: 3, Informative

      Having enough space is not the problem - the problem is having too much space, so that the finite amount of mass-energy in the universe gets spread too thin to support complex structures.

      Also, if you have black holes then heat-death hasn't struck yet - they're still complex structure. But don't worry, they'll evaporate eventually, and then, when the last black holes have evaporated, heat-death will finally be complete.

      And then, eventually, maybe, just the right quantum wrinkle will appear to spawn another big bang and spontaneously repopulate the universe - opinions vary on that question.

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    53. Re:Google by 110010001000 · · Score: 0

      You are a self centered little boy aren't you? Without the contributions of those people who lived before you, you wouldn't be able to spew your garbage here. The world is like it is today because those "worthless" people made it. You seriously need to grow up. You are going to die eventually. Start making some contributions instead of indulging in your narcissistic fantasies.

    54. Re:Google by Immerman · · Score: 1

      So, honest question: why haven't you committed suicide yet, if you so strongly believe that you, and everything else in the universe, are completely worthless?

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    55. Re:Google by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      Kerr type black holes (rotating) produce ergospheres, which are put simply similar to but unlike event horizons (you can cross them from some angles without getting torn apart and the spacetime components don't reverse together.) Ergospheres can be projected a significant (safe) distance from the inner event horizon based on size and rate of rotation. Kerr-Newman black holes are charged in addition to rotating, with enough of a charge you can control their position with a large enough device. Take two such singularities and cross their ergospheres and suddenly you have a time machine (not a time machine in the sci-fi sense since time is just an illusion and doesn't actually exist, but a region of space you can step into which will move you to a previous point on your worldline and diverge into a separate universe from the moment you step out.) You can avoid the heat death of the universe just be looping back in time infinite times. This is proven math, it's just an engineering challenge.

    56. Re:Google by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Black Mirror has quite a few memorably nasty examples of people ruthlessly torturing conscious entities inside a simulation they control.

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    57. Re:Google by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      Christ, with the pop-sci. You don't sit in the ergosphere indefinitely, if you had any idea what an ergosphere was or what crossing two of them actually meant you would know that.

    58. Re:Google by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Anyone who contributed something of worth to the world isn't worthless. You are a self-centered little prick. Show some respect for those who came before you that made it possible for you to go on the web and spew your crap. You aren't going to live forever. Grow up and stop living in your narcissistic fantasy world.

    59. Re:Google by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Your outlook changes as you get older. When you get in your 80s and 90s death isn't seen as such as bad thing. But thanks for admitting you are self-centered at this point in your life.

      So..wanting to live as long as possible, and regarding the very life you have and own as the most important thing, is being "self centered"?

      Wow...you must be pretty willing to lose your life..I mean, if it isn't that important to you.

      If that's he case, yeah, I guess I"m self centered.

      I'm a loving, giving person...to a point. That point in the end is me. I mean, do you have someone you consider more important than yourself when it comes down to it? Would you give your life for someone else?

      If so, more power to you, but not me. As far as I know, I only have one shot at this life thing, and so far I'm liking it and can't imagine anything else is worth more to me than that.

      I would venture to guess most normal people are that way otherwise we'd have people self-sacrificing themselves daily on a huge scale.

      I don't see that happening really that often, do you?

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    60. Re:Google by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      Every post you make further proves my point that you don't want to accept the basic reality of your worthless existence, so much so you lash out at the mere suggestion of it.

    61. Re:Google by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      I research biotech and physics. I aim not to be worthless.

    62. Re:Google by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      You don't want to accept the truth of your worthless existence.

    63. Re:Google by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      Every post you make proves your cognitive dissonance on this matter.

    64. Re:Google by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      But you are worthless according to you. You aren't going to live forever. Or do you really think you will live forever?

    65. Re:Google by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Try again. The fact that you can't even be bothered to explain how your imaginary immortality machine would work suggests you're just tossing around words you heard somewhere. You can't magically generate energy in the ergosphere, you just drain it from the black hole itself, speeding its evaporation.

      Meanwhile - unless you're spawning an entire independent closed pocket universe you haven't solved anything. The black holes will spiral in and merge (because they can't orbit each other indefinitely - at those distances they're shedding kinetic energy as gravitational waves at an incredible rate) and then eventually evaporate.

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    66. Re: Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Both of you make everyone cringe.

    67. Re: Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you don't take your own advice the stfu about it edgelord.

    68. Re:Google by 110010001000 · · Score: 1
      our outlook changes as you get older. When you get in your 80s and 90s death isn't seen as such as bad thing. But thanks for admitting you are self-centered at this point in your life.

      So..wanting to live as long as possible, and regarding the very life you have and own as the most important thing, is being "self centered"?

      Um, yeah. That is a pretty good definition.

      ...you must be pretty willing to lose your life..I mean, if it isn't that important to you.

      Where did I say life wasn't important or I wanted to lose mine?

      If that's the case, yeah, I guess I"m self centered.

      Agreed.

      I'm a loving, giving person...to a point. That point in the end is me. I mean, do you have someone you consider more important than yourself when it comes down to it? Would you give your life for someone else?

      Yes. Many normal people do. But if you are self-centered I guess you wouldn't.

      If so, more power to you, but not me. As far as I know, I only have one shot at this life thing, and so far I'm liking it and can't imagine anything else is worth more to me than that.

      That makes sense since you are a narcissist.

      I would venture to guess most normal people are that way otherwise we'd have people self-sacrificing themselves daily on a huge scale.

      I don't see that happening really that often, do you?

      People make sacrifices every day for others. Sorry you don't see it.

    69. Re:Google by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Not that other sources and types of medicine aren't valuable, I believe they are, but when it comes to cancer, you need to try the prevailing medical recommendations there, you don't fuck with the big "C"...

      What I find relevant is that his cancer was supposedly relatively treatable when he found out about it, if he had gone with the usual. He would have been able to afford the absolute best care, which I should think affords pretty decent odds. If I had some kind of cancer which modern medical technology was at a loss to explain and was generally unable to treat, I would probably explore quackish alternatives. Otherwise...?

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    70. Re:Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Based on just the first couple of pages of your posting history, I suspect that's entirely true. What you are is way, way worse.

    71. Re:Google by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Well, good luck with both solving biological mortality and the heat-death of the universe.

      In the meantime I would suggest finding some other yardstick of self-worth, because even if you somehow succeed in both, odds are pretty good that some accident or other will kill you sometime in the next 100^100,000,000,000 years.

      Also, you might consider giving a little credit to all those great minds that came before you and made it possible for you to succeed - because there's zero chance you could solve either problem if you had started out in the stone age.

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    72. Re:Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've clearly spent too much time on Wikipedia to have come away with only one keyword. Your knowledge is finite, and therefore worthless.

    73. Re:Google by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Would you give your life for someone else?

      I like to think that I would, but not just anybody. There are a few people important enough to me that I feel witnessing their death would ruin my life anyway, and I'd rather die than let that happen.

      It's probably confirmation bias, but the fact that this tendency has not been stamped entirely out of humanity suggests to me that it is in fact a benefit to the species.

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    74. Re:Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ,
      Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit.
      Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line,
      Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.

    75. Re: Google by Immerman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's really hard to manage your resources effectively when you've been strip-mined by a foreign military power, and continue to be governed by colonial-style governments which, while now under the control of locals, are still designed to their core to pillage the natives, rather than function as anything resembling a Western-style government.

      Meanwhile, most of the aid we've delivered could hardly be delivered in a manner better designed to destroy any hope they have of getting back on their feet. Local farms are struggling to produce food in a cost-effective manner, so what do we do? Supply the farms with the infrastructure (pumps, etc) necessary to produce the food needed? No. Guarantee them a fair price for their produce so they can secure the funding needed for such upgrades themselves, and then distribute that food to the starving? No. We ship in and distribute free food, and predictably destroy the local market for food, forcing farmers to grow non-food export crops to have any chance of paying their bills.

      Bottom line - the problem is not the starving people, they've done nothing wrong except not rise up and overthrow their well armed colonial governments. The problem was created and sustained by the interference of Western governments. If our goal was to help them, then doing nothing whatsoever would have been a better long-term strategy than what we've done.

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    76. Re:Google by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      Hm...then there it is.

      I used to think being self centered was some sort of "bad" thing....

      But thanks to your definitions of it, it isn't bad, it is just a normal way of life and thinking. Self survival is a natural trait in most of us here on earth.

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    77. Re:Google by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Would you give your life for someone else?

      I like to think that I would, but not just anybody. There are a few people important enough to me that I feel witnessing their death would ruin my life anyway, and I'd rather die than let that happen.

      That's interesting.

      While I have people I dearly love and would feel horrible about seeing them die...

      Personally, I cannot think of a person or cause or thing that would be worth me giving up the only life that I know I'll ever have.

      Time heals all emotional wounds, but once you get to room temperature, you're not getting over that.

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    78. Re:Google by ChatHuant · · Score: 1

      There is, much as we ego-centric people dislike it.

      If nobody died, the planet would be even more overrun with us than currently. Imagine the population crisis then!

      I'm not so much concerned with everyone else, I want ME to live on.

      You don't get it. GP is asking you nicely to die so he can breed more. How can you say no to such an altruistic sentiment?

    79. Re:Google by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      The past is a lie, the future is an illusion. All that exists is the infinite present.

       

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    80. Re:Google by Beerdood · · Score: 1

      I used to think that too when I was younger; "I'd sure live forever if I could!". Or even 500 years or something if the technology was possible. But after reading several sci-fi books on the topic of immortality (and watched few episodes of black mirror), I think I've changed my outlook - death doesn't seem so bad. Sure it would be nice to be immortal and safely observe the earth for a while (maybe?), but if you're immortal, you have to think that opens up the possibility to live some sort of hellish existence in some sort of purgatory or torture. Regardless of how you achieve that immortality (upgraded flesh body, consciousness transfer to machine), there's some possibility you'll be in some state worse than death. Perhaps your consciousness is in some empty space simulation, or you're in some rich guy / alien private museum for hundreds of thousands of years.

      The animated film Ninja Scroll comes to mind - near the end of the film, there's an immortal antagonist fighting the protagonist on a ship full of gold. The gold turns to molten (from a fire), covers the antagonist who sinks to the bottom of the ocean encased in gold (presumably, spending the rest of eternity blind, deaf, mute and immobile). Maybe you're better off being dead in that case!

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    81. Re: Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think we'd all rather than die than breed with that, so...
      Maybe killing him is simpler.

    82. Re:Google by e_pluribus_funk · · Score: 1

      No, it's a combination of more factors than that.

      Getting older sucks.

      At a certain point, you will realize you have more good days behind you than ahead of you. Each day further represents more doors closing behind you. Options that not only won't be explored, but couldn't be if you changed your mind.

      You hit a wall where your body betrays you, every waking moment is painful, maybe even agonizing. You lose your own personal mobility. Your mind betrays you, you can't hold together your own thoughts or memories. You are socially isolated. Your kids have grown up, left, have their own kids, and you are a holiday or birthday afterthought. Or maybe you didn't have kids at all, and your friends moved away, or died, and you are just waiting your turn.

      That's not the experience for everyone, but it's the experience for a lot of elderly, and for those people, death is a release.

    83. Re:Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isaacson's biography supports this, but "Becoming Steve Jobs" basically said he went the diet route only while evaluating all his options methodically. He spent too much time comparing and contrasting options that the illness become more severe. Not quite that he just used diets and fads without thought.

    84. Re:Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aside from the AC motor Tesla did very little of practical application; the "genius" was just the brand he built up. Edison is a better example of improving peoples' lives even though the internet and comics like "The Oatmeal" vilify him without digging into the facts. Agree with your overall point though.

    85. Re:Google by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Homeopathic treatments cost close to nothing ... that is why they are covered by health insurance.
      "Trying on" costs nothing at all. However relying on one when surgery is the optimal way to go is dumb.

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    86. Re:Google by lgw · · Score: 1

      Yes, but my point is that's BS. Once we have human-level intelligence in software, by any mechanism, it will very soon after take over everything and be in charge, with any humans still living being kept as pets (possibly being kept quite unaware of the now-superhuman intelligences).

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    87. Re:Google by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 0

      Steve Jobs had pancreas cancer.
      Which is uncurable with "modern medicine".
      So when/if he chooses to live his life in dignity and die on his own will, it is his choice,

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    88. Re:Google by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      I'm 50.
      The days behind me are mostly miserable.
      I'm confident that I have more good days in front of me than behind me.
      If you believe otherwise, you should consider to change your religion.

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    89. Re: Google by Megol · · Score: 1

      If you can't see that longevity research _is_ health research you shouldn't be blathering.

    90. Re:Google by Megol · · Score: 1

      Idiots like you pop up all the time, always cranking out the same old lines: "the new generation is crap".
      FFS we have that exact sentiment written down on some of the oldest written texts we have found.
      As soon as you type such shit you tell us all you are nothing - and you can't think.

      No I'm not a millenial.

    91. Re:Google by Megol · · Score: 1

      Few things were invented by Tesla. You could have picked a better example.

    92. Re: Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're in for a string of unpleasant to nasty surprises, maybe as soon as a few years front now. Copy this post, so you can reflect on what you were told.

    93. Re:Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He is worthless -materially-. What makes him not worthless is only the -information- (in all its various forms) about and from him.

      And... all such information is not materially reducible.

      Sucks to be a Naturalist/atheist. At least they are massively philosophically incoherent and self-contradictory their whole lives with everything they say.

      As summarized above, -literally everything-.

    94. Re:Google by Ocker3 · · Score: 3, Informative
      Jobs had a very specific kind of pancreatic cancer

      Once it was clear that Jobs had the rare islet-cell pancreatic cancer, there was an excellent chance of a cure. According to Cleveland Clinic gastroenterologist Maged Rizk, MD, there’s an overall 80% to 90% chance of 5-year survival. In the world of cancer survival, that’s a huge milestone.

      https://blogs.webmd.com/breaki...

    95. Re:Google by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 1

      Life gets boring. I'm mentally pretty old due to some silly mental exercises I did while I was young and I'm not dreading death the way I was because of it.

    96. Re:Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your outlook changes with circumstance, also. Looking back from my mid-50's, I find life much less interesting as time goes by. It's not my body or my mind that's deteriorating, and I'm not depressed, it just feels like the exciting parts already happened. There's less to look forward to (and more to look back on). I fully expect to live another 20-30 years or so, experiencing retirement and more time to travel and seeing my grandkids and so on. But if I had 200 more years of useful work left in me, I'd be looking for exit ramps. Work is BORING now, even in software engineering which I still love, and it's that way for most people I know who are older than 40.

      What I think most people fantasize about is being immortal AND independently wealthy. That I could go along with. The high points, where I too say "I really like living here on earth", tend to be on weekends or on vacation, or the triumphant few days at the end of something that took months or years of effort to achieve.

      So even in my 50's, death doesn't seem like such a bad thing. I've had a good run. My life is precious to me, but I can think of lots of things I'd give it away for. I would NOT want to live forever as I'm living, even though my life is easy and carefree compared to the vast majority of people who have ever lived. Since we're quoting old songs, I don't want "to taste my bitter triumph" in immortality, as Neil Peart put it.

    97. Re:Google by gweihir · · Score: 1

      On the minus side, you have to subtract all the time you invested in getting that money. With the hours some Googlers work, that may come down to a massive net loss compared to other jobs.

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    98. Re:Google by jezwel · · Score: 1

      Dust in the wind All we are is dust in the wind

      You're my boy Blue!

    99. Re: Google by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      It's not my advice, I want to live forever and I have not suggested otherwise in this thread. Thus the hypocrisy of the moron I'm arguing with to suggest he welcomes death while being unwilling to take his own life.

    100. Re:Google by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      They will all be forgotten in time and without immortality so will our whole species, nothing they did will have had the slightest influence on the universe.

    101. Re: Google by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      Longevity research is health research. Look into The SENS Foundation. Nobody with a lick of sense believes biological immortality will come from a magic pill or injection, it will come from solutions to a myriad of problems. "Old age" isn't a disease in itself, it's a category we throw a bunch of shit into. The actual cause of death is usually multiple organ failure, but they don't just cut out one day - over years they get less efficient and they fail one by one while increasing the strain on the complementary organs, glands, and systems. Ultimately that culminates in a critical organ failing - typically relating to bloodflow (e.g. the heart or a stroke) because we don't tend to call people "dead" when they have a kidney fail or when they develop crippling Alzheimers or liver failure or kidney stones - though each of those things is likely to happen before being claimed by "old age."

    102. Re: Google by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      Bottom line - the problem is not the starving people, they've done nothing wrong except not rise up and overthrow their well armed colonial governments. The problem was created and sustained by the interference of Western governments. If our goal was to help them, then doing nothing whatsoever would have been a better long-term strategy than what we've done.

      Ignoring for a moment the fact they had no functioning system of production before we got there, not slaughtering your oppressors is wrong.

    103. Re:Google by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      Based on just the first couple of pages of your posting history, I suspect that's entirely true. What you are is way, way worse.

      The guy who fucked your mother?

    104. Re:Google by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      Are you genuinely retarded or what's the deal? I'm not suggesting ergospheres revitalize your body's health, I outlined how to build a time machine which aligns with what we know of general relativity to avoid the heat death of the universe. Maybe understand a subject before commenting? I mentioned the Kerr-Newman black hole for a very specific reason, names matter. Kerr = rotating (this creates the ergosphere [it's like half an event horizon, where time and space invert at different locations, creating an ergoregion of inverse time and normal space before you get to the event horizon which would rip you apart]) Kerr-Newman == rotating + charged, with a charge you can control the location and hold the two black holes the correct location apart (don't worry about how impractical that sounds, because it's really just an engineering challenge, you either have to have a big pair of black holes and some stellar-sized electromagnets or you have have an injection system to dump about the equivalent of mt Everest every second into a more manageable sized singularity - either way it's achievable within a couple billion years.

    105. Re:Google by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      Purgatory for 100,000 years would still be preferable to death. You only have experience at all with life, good or bad.

    106. Re:Google by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      While I don't disagree, we don't actually know that each new generation isn't worse than before.

    107. Re:Google by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      But you are worthless according to you. You aren't going to live forever. Or do you really think you will live forever?

      I'd rather die trying than die not having tried and if the outcome is the same regardless why not try?

    108. Re:Google by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      If we crack immortality and the heat death of the universe the next logical step is resurrection, they won't need to be remembered.

    109. Re:Google by jemmyw · · Score: 1

      And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking
      Racing around to come up behind you again
      The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older
      Shorter of breath and one day closer to death

    110. Re:Google by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      OK dude. You upload yourself to the cloud. I'll stay outside with access to the controls.

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    111. Re:Google by Immerman · · Score: 1

      No, you offered zero explanation for an esoteric theoretical construct. This is the first time you mentioned "time machine" - and really, that's as far as I have to read to say this is all theoretical bullshit. Sure, maybe time machines are actually possible - but if so, where's all the evidence of it? Heck, if you've got time machines why just keep popping back to relive the previous few billion years - why not send back enough mass to stabilize the universe?

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    112. Re:Google by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Hah! Good one. I'm sure you can recreate the living mind of someone from the degraded DNA remaining in their millenia-dead bones. Necromancy101 right?

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    113. Re: Google by Immerman · · Score: 1

      What are you talking about? They were doing fine before the British invaded. They weren't an industrialized society, but they were taking care of themselves just fine.

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    114. Re:Google by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      Calling it "theoretical bullshit" is calling relativity bullshit. It fits perfectly within the bounds of relativity.

    115. Re:Google by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      Or just refine the time machine you used to avoid the heat death of the universe to snag people at the moment of death and move them to a common worldline.

    116. Re: Google by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      Tribalism is not "taking care of themselves just fine." They had all the same war and militias you were bitching about, just like everyone else on Earth, they just had it on a smaller scale because the population was more tightly constrained by resources.

    117. Re:Google by Immerman · · Score: 1

      So does FTL and many other causality-breaking constructs that most theoretical physicists agree probably won't actually work due to as-yet undiscovered forces.

      Relativity is just a theoretical construct - a successive approximation designed to describe a fundamentally unknowable reality. It does a better job than Newtonian gravity, but it still calls for 95% of the material in the universe to be stuff we've seen no direct evidence of, despite decades of looking.

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    118. Re: Google by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Where did I bitch about war or militias? I bitched about colonialism - a far more exploitative practice. If we're talking tribal Africa specifically, they also *didn't* have wars like Europe did - rather they had semi-ritualized raiding parities where people rarely died or were seriously injured.

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    119. Re: Google by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Also - what's wrong with tribalism? They were feeding themselves just fine - just because they diodn't choose to live in overpopulated, disease-ridden open sewers like Europeans did doesn't make their lives any less fulfilling.

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    120. Re:Google by lgw · · Score: 1

      No, you'll stay outside with access to the "controls". You'll use software to do stuff, and the software will say you did stuff. I spent years keeping "the cloud" running, and it's guesswork at the best of times. Malicious software that's smarter than me, messing with my abstraction layers? I wouldn't have a clue, wouldn't stand a chance.

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    121. Re:Google by lgw · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but that's only because you missed the starting gun, no one told you when to run.

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    122. Re:Google by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I don't always want homeopathic treatments, but when I do I buy a jug of distilled water at the grocery store. It's chemically identical to most homeopathic cures.

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    123. Re:Google by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      To me, and I'd guess most everyone else...your own life *IS* the most precious thing you own and would do most anything to keep it.

      This often changes when you form your own family. In particular, many parents will protect their children's lives instead of their own.

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    124. Re:Google by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Nope. It may be that nothing we do has any lasting influence on the Universe, but I live in the Universe and I tell you that I make changes to it all the time, just not big changes (like twiddling with fundamental constants).

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    125. Re: Google by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Thing is, if they find a way for multibillionaires to live to be 200 in reasonably good health, that will eventually trickle down and become less expensive. We'll find cheaper ways to do it, and eventually everybody will have access (one way or another; preferably not armed rebellion).

      In the meantime, they'll have to solve quite a few existing problems. If the technology exists for extended lifespans, it exists to cure several things that are wrong with me but not safely fixable with current medicine.

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    126. Re:Google by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Question: have you raised children? Many, perhaps most, parents would sacrifice their lives to save their children. It's probably an evolutionary thing.

      Also, time doesn't heal all emotional wounds. Some just last, and people have to live with them.

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    127. Re:Google by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I have a good deal of respect for millennials as a generation, so just as well.

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    128. Re:Google by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      The ability to go into a black hole and move to a previous point on your worldline is, I suspect, not proven. It may be predicted by some current theory, but it's way extrapolating. Parallel Universes are not proven.

      Proven math proves nothing in the real world. Mathematics is something we apply to the real world, in ways that have been insanely successful, not part of the real world. If you understand the physics even slightly wrongly, the predictions you make through math will be off to some extent.

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    129. Re:Google by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Assume you're immortal, and let's make the planet immortal also, to simplify things. You would do things you like. You'd become sick of them. You'd do things you don't like, just for variety. You'd monitor art, and it would become mostly the same after a few million years. Eventually, there would be nothing new. I don't want to live that way.

      How this works with immortality as described by various religions is left as an exercise to the theologians.

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    130. Re:Google by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Every post you make further proves that you have a very fixed idea of reality, and insist on it. You have not shown that time-bounded reality is worthless.

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    131. Re:Google by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      We know some history. The world has been a lot worse than it is now. Therefore, at least some new generations have been improvements on their predecessors.

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    132. Re:Google by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      The cloud is highly unlikely to survive the heat death of the Universe. Presto! Death!

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    133. Re:Google by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Even if we crack immortality today chances are Tesla will be forgotten within a few billion years,

      Sorry, but that's the funniest dumb thing I've read in a good long while.

      You have no sense of timescale, do you?

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    134. Re:Google by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      The AC motor, the AC transmission system still in use today, the AC/DC conversion system still in use today, the components that make up radios, wireless transmission of electrical current (you may call it "wireless charging")... yea, he didn't contribute shit, did he?

      Get the f* off my lawn.

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      An enigma, wrapped in a riddle, shrouded in bacon and cheese
    135. Re:Google by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Actually, Tesla held around 300 patents in his lifetime. He invented a LOT of things, and many of the things he invented are the reason you're able to jump on a computer and claim he didn't invent much. Radio, AC power generation/transmission/conversion, wireless transmission of electrical current, Florescent lighbulbs (you do realize Edison didn't actually invent the lightbulb, right? He patented the screw-in type connector. That's it.)... and those are just the things I can see in the room around me right now.

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      An enigma, wrapped in a riddle, shrouded in bacon and cheese
    136. Re:Google by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Well,
      then I would suggest to switch to medicals that are based on alcohol instead of water ... likely much more fun.

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    137. Re:Google by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      Our incomplete observations combined with relativity and some overzealous researchers trying to believe they know the entirety of the universe deciding they can just run the numbers and reverse to find the start leads to what you've described, not relativity (all the parts I'm basing my assumptions on have been repeatedly tested.) Incidentally, the whole heat death of the universe thing also boils down to the same thing, so if you're right and relativity is bullshit, I'm still right because you don't even need to avoid the heat death of the universe.

    138. Re: Google by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      They still feed themselves just fine: to the absolute limits of their food supply. That's the only difference between then and now: they have more resources now so they have more people. Nothing else has changed.

    139. Re:Google by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      Are you joking? All of physics is based on math, without the math it's not physics and moreover fundamental aspects of physics are discovered millennia in advance within mathematics. The universe isn't just some contraption of odd particles with weird rules governing them which just formed: those are all derivatives of pure mathematical concepts which can exist no other way. That all aside though, the aspects of relativity what I have written is based on means that if any part of what I wrote is wrong all of relativity is wrong, there is no middle ground for you to throw one out and not the other. If you stuck to speaking on subjects you know however you would already know that or we simply wouldn't be having this conversation (for that matter, you should also know the math bit, damned pop-sci culture.)

    140. Re:Google by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      Actually, every post I've made is based in accepted physics, you would know that if your opinion was worth anything.

    141. Re:Google by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      That's a moot point when the species eventually dies anyway.

    142. Re:Google by Immerman · · Score: 1

      So, you think assuming that the laws of physics change over time helps your argument?

      Hell, we don't even know for sure that black holes can exist - a slight modification to Relativity, to homogenize how it treats gravitational energy fields with all other fields, renders black holes impossible at any mass, while remaining completely consistent with observations.

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    143. Re: Google by Immerman · · Score: 1

      No, now they're suffering ongoing famines. Used to be they lived well under the carrying limits of their environment.

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    144. Re:Google by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      Hell, we don't even know for sure that black holes can exist - a slight modification to Relativity, to homogenize how it treats gravitational energy fields with all other fields, renders black holes impossible at any mass, while remaining completely consistent with observations.

      You're full of shit.

    145. Re: Google by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      The carry limits of the environment are not the same as a people's ability to extract resources from that environment. They are living at the absolute extent of their means, just as they always have.

    146. Re:Google by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Nevertheless, it's true. There's a lot of true things we can confidently say about people or ethnic groups or species that no longer exist.

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    147. Re:Google by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Actually, every post I've made is based in crap philosophy

      FTFY.

      Your physics may be impeccable (I'm not qualified to comment on it), but your interpretation is fundamentally philosophical. Nihilism is a respectable philosophical stance, but insisting that it's the obvious truth is dumb.

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      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    148. Re:Google by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I am serious. Mathematics itself has nothing to do with the real world. It's a tremendously successful tool. We build mathematical models that are great at generating predictions and helping to find ways to falsify theories and applying what we know for practical use. It's great. Physics is based on math, but what that really means is that it has lots of observations and assumptions that essentially form the axioms of a mathematical system. It does not mean that any part of physics is derived from math.

      The Universe is a contraption of odd particles and weird rules. There is no mathematical reason for quarks and leptons. We've made a lot of observations, and found models that work wonderfully to explain what we've observed. We express these models mathematically. There is no a priori way to know that we're made out of quarks and other things. This is something the Greeks could not have discovered had their math been as advanced as ours.

      This interpretation of mathematics is a few centuries old, but it is virtually certainly the correct one. We've taken every piece of math the Greeks knew and found out what assumptions are necessary for it to hold. There's nothing magic about geometry or arithmetic that relates to the real world.

      From what I've been told, physics contradicts itself. General relativity and quantum mechanics say different things when extrapolated far enough. On the other hand, they're both tremendously successful theories. Therefore, we can't just work from what we know and be sure we'll get truth. We couldn't anyway, because the Universe can have things in it we haven't observed that can be significant under some circumstances.

      If physics was a result of mathematics, why all the experimentation? We should be able to derive the existence of dark matter and figure out its properties de novo. As it is, we know that it's got mass, it doesn't clump like regular matter does, and it has at most very little interaction with electromagnetism. We also have indications about some things it isn't.

      And, yes, I've been sticking to subjects I know about. I've studied math and (to a lesser extent) philosophy. I'm deferring to you on the physics, since I don't know nearly as much as I'd like. You need to learn something about math and philosophy.

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      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    149. Re:Google by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      We are able to say those things because we exist, a rock wouldn't care.

    150. Re:Google by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      Actually, no. There is only one correct philosophy regardless of our thoughts on the matter but our only way to determine the correct one is on what we observe and in turn deduce. The philosophy that every action we take is fundamentally meaningless without immortality is the only logical conclusion to deduce from the currently available observations. You may believe it is different, you may believe it is different, but there is only one right answer and "different" isn't it.

    151. Re:Google by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      I am serious. Mathematics itself has nothing to do with the real world. It's a tremendously successful tool.

      This is dead fucking wrong. Every pure mathematical theory we've come across and had people poking at for enough time (typically hundreds or thousands of years) has been shown to be some integral basis of the fabric of reality. It takes us a long fucking time to turn math into physics, but physics is math. Christ, even the fact we live in three dimensions boils down to the nature of Pi (it's not some arbitrary number, it's an infinite series perfectly represented as the oscillation of counteracting forces with a fixed rate of decade) and the fact you can only tie a knot in 3 dimensions. Pi was known about for thousands of years before that actual spatial relations were even hinted at and the knot piece is actually relatively new at a few hundred years old. There is no aspect of physics which does not boil down to pure mathematics, from integrals of multiple force interactions to Maxwell's original quaternion form equations giving us the entirety of modern electrodynamics to the fucking Pythagorean theory giving us the means by which all forces balance out over arbitrarily many dimensions. The universe is math given form, math is not merely a descriptor. If math were a descriptor Pi might be considered just a constant, some oddity where forces balance to give us the universe we see, but that's not the case at all because Pi cannot be anything else to have the meaning it has with any other parameters - it's not 3.14159.... it's (4/1)-(4/3)+(4/5)-(4/7)+(4/9)-(4/11)... - it is a time-invariant depiction of forces balancing over infinity, yielding what we see as 90 degrees to form a right angle - if it were anything else, literally ANYTHING else, it would not mean this. Out of all the infinite possibilities, it happens to be the one which means the universe, down to the fabric of space it exists in, is a mathematical construct.

      If physics was a result of mathematics, why all the experimentation? We should be able to derive the existence of dark matter and figure out its properties de novo. As it is, we know that it's got mass, it doesn't clump like regular matter does, and it has at most very little interaction with electromagnetism. We also have indications about some things it isn't.

      Dark matter isn't a real thing, it's a sign of a hole in the theory along with dark energy (though dark energy is more likely the place where we can link quantum mechanics with relativity, dark matter is likely to just disappear when that link is made.)

      Don't get me wrong, I'm not suggesting we know shit about the universe, in fact I'm 99% confident that in all likelihood it is going to be an infinite puzzle wherein we have more questions every time we get answers (why else bothering to even dream of living forever in spite of the heavily-weighted nihilism the universe seems to impose,) but we do know enough to engineer things and we in turn know enough to have a pretty good idea of what can be engineered. If we can make it a billion years via biological immortality, mind uploads, whatever - then if we can't crack the heat death problem we don't deserve to live on (nietzschean now, the horror.) Most likely black holes exist and follow the mathematical constructs outlined via the Schwarzschild Metric which will give us the Kerr-Newman Metric for charged and rotating varieties. Interestingly enough, an electron is damned close to perfectly described as a naked singularity at the exact size required for it to be an electron by purely relativistic equations, but you would have to do some weirdness with the charge to make it come out right (specifically, giving it a different spin or different perceived spin from the standpoint of an outside observer,) since nobody has run that through the quantum gauntlet it cou

    152. Re:Google by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Well, I have eaten recently...

      Seriously though, that is one of the many alternative theories of gravity. Basically in standard GR every energy field - electrostatic, magnetic, weak or strong nuclear, etc. creates a gravitational field based on its energy density. Any energy field that is *except* gravity - Einstein felt it would be double-counting the original gravitational source. However, it's possible to modify his equations to assume that the energy stored in a gravitational field is treated like any other field energy, and creates a "secondary" gravitational field. The resulting predictions are basically indistinguishable from normal GR in most situations, but when you get to the extreme gravitational fields around a degenerate star, well beyond the point where neutron stars form, the secondary field ends up counteracting the primary field and gravitational intensity plateaus at a level somewhat lower than necessary to create an event horizon, regardless of how much mass is concentrated at the center. Not sure if you'd still get a singularity, or if the forces are low enough that it would stabilize in some form of degenerate quark matter, but according to the alternate theory, black holes are impossible. (I think there are also some differences over extreme long ranges as well, but I don't recall for certain)

      Meanwhile, we have no direct evidence for the existence of black holes, only of supermassive non-luminous objects such as Sagittarius A*. We can determine its mass and limit its maximum possible size from the motion of nearby non-occluded stars, but since we don't see any definite occlusion stars, we can't determine its actual size - and the maximum limit we've established is orders of magnitude larger than the event horizon of a black hole with that mass, so we can't say for sure that that is in fact what it is.

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    153. Re:Google by Immerman · · Score: 1

      I'll admit, the LIGO observations nagged at me after that post. However, given the rather poor signal-to-noise ratio, I rather doubt that they had sufficient resolution to determine if the merging objects were actually black holes rather than something with, say, a 10% larger diameter than a black hole. Nor whether the acceleration immediately prior to merging was perfectly consistent with inverse-square gravity.

      More fundamentally though, my point was that every theory prior to General Relativity has been proven false at the extreme limits of its prediction, and it's pure hubris to assume GR is 100% perfect, which is pretty much what you have to do to have any faith in theoretical constructs built at the extreme limits of the theory.

      Especially considering the massive amount of gravitational anomalies we can observe. *Something* is messing with galactic rotation curves, and dark matter is getting increasingly improbable with every failed experiment to detect it. The obvious alternative is that our theory of gravity is still incomplete.

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    154. Re:Google by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      The LIGO measurements have exceeded 5 sigma and they've since managed to determine the location of at least one of the events, which were backed by observations to correlate with the supermassive blackholes at the center of a galaxy. Between gravitational lensing and the gravity waves the LIGO results are as irrefutable as they get for proof. While I absolutely agree the theory of gravity of incomplete (stanch aether theory advocate myself,) the concept of black holes as described within the framework of general relativity are solid.

    155. Re:Google by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Mathematics is the process of taking axiomatic systems and coming up with interesting results. That's all it is. We usually use axiomatic systems that relate to the real world, for obvious reasons, and the interesting results often have applications to the real world. Ask any mathematician. I'm not sure where to point you for books to read.

      If we're talking about math thousands of years old (and there's not that much of it), we encounter Diophantine equations, which as far as I can tell have never had significant real-world value. The Wikipedia article says nothing about actual uses. Euclidean geometry, rational arithmetic, and a certain amount of number theory date back that far. There was little progress from there until we get to several centuries ago. You're not going to get far describing the world as we understand it with math a thousand years old or more. You need real and complex numbers and non-Euclidean geometry. The math for the theory of everything requires at least results from a few centuries ago.

      Dark matter is, as far as we can tell, a real thing. Any theory that dismisses it has to explain why we have apparently random phenomena that look like gravitational lensing showing up where there's no matter, or (in the case of the Bullet Cluster) why the gravitational lensing isn't concentrated around the main bulk of normal matter. Holes in theories are how we advance. We discovered Uranus and Neptune because of holes in orbital mechanics, where planets weren't behaving the way we expected them to.

      all modern attempts to understand fundamental particles (outside of quantum mechanics, since that's just a system of equations to describe what we see [e.g. more or less the model of the puzzle, not the answer]) are based on using fundamental math to describe things

      Now, this is pretty much correct. The mathematics constitute a model of the puzzle, in some cases an incredibly good model, but still a model. This holds true for all physics.

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    156. Re:Google by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      There's lots of very intelligent people who have studied philosophy for a long time who don't agree with you, philosophically. If you want to claim that your philosophy is the only correct one, you can marshal up your observations and demonstrate your deductions. Otherwise, I'm going with the experts.

      Science works great for things that we can objectively agree on. We can create theories and test them in an objective manner. Philosophy deals with things we can't (historically, once we put something on a scientific foundation, we stopped calling it "philosophy"). Consider ethics: if this could be put on an objective basis we would know what's right and what's wrong. We could know objectively what the correct abortion laws could be. We could know objectively which sorts of influence and coercion were good or evil.

      So, you're using the phrase "fundamentally meaningless". In order to put that on a deductive foundation, you need an operational definition of "meaningful" that people would agree with. We have definitions of things like "color" that people agree on (even rod achromats and blind people can agree on them). We don't have such definitions for "good", "evil", and "meaningful". We have no agreed-on way to measure these things.

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    157. Re:Google by Immerman · · Score: 1

      But exactly what is the context of that 5-sigma confidence interval? They may have ruled out neutron stars, quark stars, and other degenerate-matter objects postulated to exist with the context of accepted GR, but I *really* doubt there's enough detail in those observations to positively determine that the merger happened at exactly event-horizon distance. They had to do a horrendous amount of processing to even be sure they had actually detected a signal, and not just noise that looked like a signal. Have you looked at the raw data? The maximum peak is only a few times higher than the background noise. I'm confident they detected something, and willing to accept they teased out enough detail for to broadly categorize the stellar objects involved. But to characterize the nature of those objects with sufficient detail to be used as confirmation among slight variations of GR? That seems *extremely* unlikely.

      As for gravitational lensing - as I've said, that says *nothing* about black holes versus supermassive non-luminous objects. Heck, if this take on modified GR is right (I have zero faith in that, I just think it's interesting) there might well still be singularities if the maximum gravitational force exceeds quantum degeneracy pressure, but they would be naked singularities without an event horizon. Of course, the merger of naked singularities would likely create a very different LIGO signal than what was detected, the signals were consistent with objects having definite physical extents.

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    158. Re:Google by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      I'm no mathematician but I'm pretty sure trig is a form of Diophantine equations. Dark matter has no basis outside of equations (which is kind of ironic given the sides we fall on in the context of this discussion.) I fall on the side that the lensing we've seen (there isn't much) from dark matter is either measurement error or something related to interfering gravity waves (not the OMG-blip kind like LIGO detects, but run of the mill stuff at ultra-low frequencies from planets rotating and stars moving - nothing with a start/stop is scalar afterall,) which would also be able to explain the relative positions of galaxies the issue is meant to address. The general rule of thumb over time is that physics gets extended, not contracted - so when we do break relativity (it's practically guaranteed eventually) the stuff relativity describes within contexts explored will still hold true, including the way black holes work.

    159. Re:Google by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      We don't have such definitions for "good", "evil", and "meaningful". We have no agreed-on way to measure these things.

      That's only because the good people not only don't slaughter and evil people but allow them to continue voting on the matter. You're describing game theory, not philosophy.

    160. Re:Google by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      If you want a naked singularity just look at an electron.

    161. Re:Google by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Well now, there's a whole different interesting conversation. Perhaps some other time.

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    162. Re:Google by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Nope.

      Game theory is about what you should do in a situation to achieve as much of a defined goal as possible, and things related to that.

      Philosophy is about what the goals should be, among other things.s

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    163. Re:Google by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Diophantine equations are basically algebra that works only on integers. They have nothing to do with trig.

      Dark matter fills some holes in our models of the Universe. It explains galactic rotation curves, anomalous gravitational lensing, and some issues with the Big Bang that I barely understand (apparently, the Universe would be different in some ways if all the mass in the Universe was normal matter). I've heard of nothing about very small low-frequency gravitational waves doing any lensing.

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    164. Re:Google by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      Except for the fact that "good" and "evil" are absolutes in practice and "good" people don't interfere with others, resulting in "bad" people continuing to exist. It's not about what's right or wrong, anyone who isn't a sociopath can see what either is clearly and in agreement on anything of importance, it is about the fact that you can't have a winner because "evil" doesn't cooperate and "good" doesn't destroy so you have a balance fully inline with the concepts of game theory.

    165. Re:Google by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      That's the thing though: dark matter and it's direct effects have never been observed nor are there any indications it even exists or what it's properties are beyond "massive and invisible." It's purely a mass-based issue in the equations someone threw an x into to account for then named the x "dark matter."

    166. Re:Google by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      "Good" and "evil" aren't absolutes. We can point to examples of good things and evil things, but there's a lot of things that are iffy or have both good and evil consequences. "Good" people do interfere with others, as needed. People are neither all good nor all evil.

      Philosophers are not soley recruited form sociopaths.

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  3. Absence of Solar Radiation? by lowkeyknight · · Score: 2

    No solar radiation in their normal habitat is the biggest environmental factor. A bugger to properly design a human trial for without significant ethical issues, particularly as you'd want to eliminate screens, Wi-Fi etc as well.

    1. Re:Absence of Solar Radiation? by arth1 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      No solar radiation in their normal habitat is the biggest environmental factor.

      There are plenty of other underground species that don't show this neoteny. And some that do, like axolotls, but without a greatly increased life span.

    2. Re:Absence of Solar Radiation? by lowkeyknight · · Score: 1

      indeed they do.

  4. but even a naked mole rat.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    can't survive when a television show jumps the shark. r.i.p. rufus.

    1. Re: but even a naked mole rat.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rufus lives a long life and his descendants get buff and sound like Worf.

  5. Hardly by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 0

    Naked mole rats live about 20-25% the span Humans do, they just seem abnormal because rodents don't normally live that long.

    1. Re:Hardly by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      You don't have 3,000 data points to back your conclusion.

    2. Re:Hardly by Calydor · · Score: 2

      Humans live about 40-50% the span whales do, they just seem abnormal because primates don't normally live that long.

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    3. Re:Hardly by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      Humans live about 40-50% the span whales do, they just seem abnormal because primates don't normally live that long.

      Also, we make things instead of [just ]swim and get fat.

    4. Re:Hardly by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I've actually looked into these pretty heavily over the years, they have more or less the same set of survival genes we have (things which don't make cancer pop up in under 30 years, things which don't lead to heart disease in similar timeframes, etc.) There's nothing groundbreaking in them aside from their paws.

    5. Re:Hardly by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Of course there isn't anything different. But they have more than 3,000 data points. To Google, volume is everything.

    6. Re:Hardly by Narcocide · · Score: 4, Informative

      Rodents don't usually even live one tenth that long. 30 years for a small mammal is an absurdly long time, and the fact the life span doesn't have the usual rough correlation to body mass and metabolic rate in this case would be the equivalent of humans living 1,000 years. You'd better believe this is a hat trick worth learning.

    7. Re:Hardly by Calydor · · Score: 1

      And the dolphins think they're the smarter ones for THE EXACT SAME REASON.

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    8. Re:Hardly by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      And the dolphins know they're the smarter ones for THE EXACT SAME REASON.

      FTFY

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    9. Re:Hardly by lgw · · Score: 1

      There's nothing groundbreaking in them aside from their paws.

      Well played, sir.

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    10. Re:Hardly by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      Must be the environment. I tried dumping bunch of humans in the middle of the ocean and they didn't last very long at all.

      Clearly the conclusion if we want to extend whale lifespans is to get them out of the ocean as soon as possible.

    11. Re:Hardly by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      I was under the impression that mole rats had genetic differences that prevented low oxygen environments from triggering apoptosis of their cells. Instead, a interferon-beta mediated necrosis process takes the place of apoptosis. This process is also started when cancer cells start to multiply, resulting in the death of the cancer cells as well as some of the surrounding tissues.

      Seems pretty different than what happens to grandparents.

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    12. Re:Hardly by dschiptsov · · Score: 1

      This only means that body size and metabolic rate are not the major factors, which is, rather, obvious fact. The devil is in the details and with wast complexity and diversity of life literally tens still unknown factors could play a significant role. For example, a better liver which could resist more toxins together with a better immune system, together with a some unique cell repair mechanism and vuala. Hipsters are looking for quick fixes, which are not available for wastly complex systems.

  6. If It's the Nudity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Finally, cramped living conditions in a windowless environment can be touted -- sans couture -- as a health benefit!

  7. Nudity by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 5, Funny

    The secret to a longer life is nudity.

    Where is my science grant to study people in nudist colonies?

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    1. Re:Nudity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The secret to a longer life is nudity.

      Where is my science grant to study people in nudist colonies?

      I imagine it only works for nudists that live in tight burrows in the dark, and who certainly never sunbathe.

      You would need 2 groups at least to study this.

      You take below ground nudists, I'll take the sunbathing ones.

      I imagine after not too long you and the below ground nudists will *wish* for a quick death.

    2. Re:Nudity by Hal_Porter · · Score: 5, Funny

      I imagine after not too long you and the below ground nudists will *wish* for a quick death.

      Or they'll evolve into Morlocks and farm your Eloi ass.

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    3. Re: Nudity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forget, a study about longevity has to study old people.

    4. Re:Nudity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Porn stars live forever. In the Internet. Studies have been performed, results wiped off.

    5. Re:Nudity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go to a nudist colony and see for yourself. Me, I'll take the dark underground one any day of the week.

      hint: most of the women look like Harvey Weinstein.

    6. Re:Nudity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      old, wrinkled nudity to be precise

    7. Re:Nudity by volmtech · · Score: 1
      Naked mole rats!, people scream.

      Beakman's World, TV science show, remember?

  8. So naked and ugly by nospam007 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...is the way to go if you don't want to die.

    They always say that they don't age and that they don't get cancer, but nobody ever tells us what's killing them.

    Are they eaten by a grue?

    1. Re:So naked and ugly by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      The summary and a bit of math point to the answer. On any given day, there's a 1 in 10,000 chance of them dying. 10,000/365 = 27 years and change, which pairs nicely with the "can live up to 30 years" statement.

      Add in the "slight decrease in mortality rates as they get older", and that points to an early loss of those genetically unfit, and then random chances of random things killing them until they just can't beat the odds anymore.

      So, in other words, a bathtub curve.

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    2. Re:So naked and ugly by Immerman · · Score: 4, Informative

      No, absolutely not a bathtub curve.

      A bathtub curve gives you a high probability of failing early on (manufacturing defects, etc), then a long period of relatively low, constant odds of failure, and then a climb back to a high probability of failure as things wear out. So that if you graph the odds of failure you get a U shape, or "bathtub cross-section"

      They're claiming mole rats never get that final climb - in fact as they get really old the odds of dying actually *diminish*. That means that the older a mole rat gets, the better its odds are of still being alive in 10 years time.

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    3. Re:So naked and ugly by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      "That means that the older a mole rat gets, the better its odds are of still being alive in 10 years time."

      So at 29 they have a high probability to live another 10 years but they almost die anyway with 30 years?

    4. Re:So naked and ugly by Immerman · · Score: 3, Informative

      According to the article - exactly. That what makes them so incredibly interesting. Not just that they live an extremely long time for their size, but that their mortality curve is completely unlike any other animal we know of. Their mortality curve is flat at a constant ~1/10,000 per day, regardless of how old they get, and actually falls slightly as they get older.

      They "live to thirty" not because they get old and die around age thirty, but because most of them die at a much younger age so things average out to a 30 year "expected lifespan". At those odds, the "halflife" of a mole rat is 6931.125 days: (1-1/10,000)^6931 = ~50% chance of not having died. So, they have a 50% chance of living to see 19, and if they make it, they have a 50% chance of living to see 38. And if they make it to 38, they would have a 50% chance of making it to 57 - assuming age based mortality doesn't start to show its head by then. As they mention in the article, perhaps age-based mortality starts making itself felt eventually, but their oldest individual made it to 35 and they're not seeing any evidence of an age-based increase in mortality yet.

      If they make it to 29 then they've got a better-than average chance of making it through the next 10 years as well, but they only have a 35% chance of making it to 29 in the first place.

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    5. Re:So naked and ugly by larryjoe · · Score: 1

      No, absolutely not a bathtub curve.

      A bathtub curve gives you a high probability of failing early on (manufacturing defects, etc), then a long period of relatively low, constant odds of failure, and then a climb back to a high probability of failure as things wear out. So that if you graph the odds of failure you get a U shape, or "bathtub cross-section"

      They're claiming mole rats never get that final climb - in fact as they get really old the odds of dying actually *diminish*. That means that the older a mole rat gets, the better its odds are of still being alive in 10 years time.

      The bathtub curve is maybe the right way to look at this. The flat bottom of the curve is based on environmental causes of failure, while the early-life and aging sides of the curve are based on intrinsic problems with the system or the animal in this case. So, assuming that the bathtub curve applies here, the implication is that once this animal passes the early life death phase, death is basically determined by environmental causes. It's consistent that those individuals that are better adapted at surviving some environmental causes (such as predators, weather, or lack of easy food) would have a lower failure rate at the bottom of the bathtub. That is, the individuals probably have a constant failure rate, but the population based on age would have a diminishing failure rate because the less robust individuals die sooner.

    6. Re:So naked and ugly by Immerman · · Score: 1

      That is an excellent analogy. And molerats, unlike humans or hard drives or pretty much any other complex system we know of, don't appear to have a far side to their bathtub - their mortality risk just flattens out. Which makes them *incredibly* interesting - as they appear to have somehow beaten entropy's usual toll.

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    7. Re:So naked and ugly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That clarifies things a lot, thanks. And it means if you granted a colony of mole rats an artificially protected environment where food and water were never scarce, there were no predators, the living structure was earthquake-proof and resisted the invasion of microbes, and so on, the colony would overtake its available resources. It would look a lot like human society, except we seem to have an innate drive to war between ourselves and somehow our cancer rates are going up instead of down. And we aren't immortal. Thank goodness!

    8. Re:So naked and ugly by Immerman · · Score: 1

      That's true of just about any organism - mice, deer, wolves, humans, you name it. Humans are just the only ones that have managed to more-or-less provide such an environment for ourselves. For a while. We're starting to push up against the limits of this big spherical box we're in though, and things are getting interesting.

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    9. Re:So naked and ugly by dschiptsov · · Score: 1

      This only means that the model is an oversimplified, abstract bullshit, which is, basically, what all the statistics-based models of complex stochastic, partially observable systems are. The fundamental principle is that one single major factor missed or overlooked makes a model fundamentally flawed, but still useful to gain attention and funding. One single flaw in logic makes a philosophical system worthless, but it does not stop publishers and teachers. Estimated probabilities could never be explanatory by definition. Only for simplest, fully-observable, deterministic systems like a dice, could be adequately modelled with probabilistic models, and even those are nothing more than a disconnected from reality simulation, which in principle could tell nothing about what exactly the next outcome would be. Probabilistic modeling is nothing but a new metaphysics. A way of secure a decent living as an astrologer in a court of some government.

    10. Re:So naked and ugly by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Probabilistic models give concrete predictions for a sufficiently large population. You're absolutely right that they're not explanatory, but they are descriptive. Explanation comes later, once you've recognized the trend and began looking for root causes.

      Actually though, you could say the same thing for a great many models. Gravity: Fg = G*m1*m2/(r^2) describes gravitational acceleration pretty accurately - but offers no explanation for what causes it. Most scientific Laws are like that - they're a mathematical *description*, you have to turn to the (usually) accompanying theory for explanation.

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    11. Re:So naked and ugly by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Speaking as a human, we've cut down the left side of the bathtub for our mortality by a lot. It's still there, but not nearly as pronounced. The right side of the curve is still there. A lot of change in expected lifespan depends on infant mortality.

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    12. Re:So naked and ugly by larryjoe · · Score: 1

      Speaking as a human, we've cut down the left side of the bathtub for our mortality by a lot. It's still there, but not nearly as pronounced. The right side of the curve is still there. A lot of change in expected lifespan depends on infant mortality.

      Definitely the decrease in the early-life deaths (moving the left wall down) is very significant, but delaying the onset of aging-related deaths (moving the right wall to the right) is also very significant.

  9. Maybe they don't seem to age by Solandri · · Score: 1

    because they're born old?

  10. Isn't the question why they die at 30? by mykepredko · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So, they reach maturity at 6 months and stay at the same point for the rest of their lives. I would like to know what kills them at 30.

    Is it the telemores in their cells being used up and shutting down the animal or is there something else at play? Did they pass through a different evolutionary process which makes the established Gompertz-Makeham law invalid for them?

    Can anybody comment?

    1. Re:Isn't the question why they die at 30? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Living underground could protect them from environmental pollution and predators. With earthworms, they just lose muscle flexibility and gradually slow down unable to eat. Perhaps the same happens to moles.

    2. Re:Isn't the question why they die at 30? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *telomeres

      Telemores is when you phone up to get more pizza.

    3. Re:Isn't the question why they die at 30? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think there was a fixed limit on how many heart beats a typical mammalian heart can complete. Bigger hearts beat slower, giving a longer life time.

    4. Re:Isn't the question why they die at 30? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Counterpoint is that they've got a defect somewhere that kills them young, before they start aging.

    5. Re:Isn't the question why they die at 30? by Herkum01 · · Score: 4, Funny

      So, they reach maturity at 6 months and stay at the same point for the rest of their lives. I would like to know what kills them at 30.

      Researchers?

    6. Re:Isn't the question why they die at 30? by Hartree · · Score: 2

      This why I chuckle when people worry about "immortality" and the moral impications.

      If you just end aging and the accompanying decline, you'll still die at some point from accidents (Even if you do something like put your brain in an armored box and tele-operate your body).

      So, if nothing else, there's a rusty old Volkswagen on an unfortunate spacetime trajectory intersecting with you at some point in your future.

      You can reduce risk, but not eliminate it.

    7. Re:Isn't the question why they die at 30? by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

      On a related note, I believe humans free from ageing and illness would statistically live an average of 1500 years before death by accident under modern Western conditions.

    8. Re:Isn't the question why they die at 30? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      You believe a lot of things. It doesn't make them true. I've noticed a lot of people around here (other than me) are nuts.

    9. Re:Isn't the question why they die at 30? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ray Peat can : http://raypeat.com/articles/articles/co2.shtml

    10. Re:Isn't the question why they die at 30? by fredrated · · Score: 1

      Yes indeed, anybody and everybody can comment.

    11. Re:Isn't the question why they die at 30? by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 1

      tele-operate your body

      Ok that is a pretty cool notion.

      However you didn't consider the possibility of backing up your Self just like we do with data. Volkswagen takes you out? Restore backup to the day before Volkswagen event. But then we just segued into philosophy and what is Self and personal identity.

    12. Re:Isn't the question why they die at 30? by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

      Actually if you exclude auto accidents the life expectancy would increase even further. If you exclude all accidents and allow for only predation the average life expectancy would shoot to a million. Take predation away too, and man! you have become immortal.

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    13. Re:Isn't the question why they die at 30? by lgw · · Score: 1

      When everyone you see is insane, look in a mirror.

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    14. Re:Isn't the question why they die at 30? by easyTree · · Score: 1

      I recall hearing that back in the 80s. How do they test that? Run mice to death on a wheel to see how many heartbeats they have in them?

      Maybe the mice choose to die to avoid the monotony?

    15. Re:Isn't the question why they die at 30? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I recall hearing that back in the 80s.

      There's a reason you haven't heard it since.

    16. Re:Isn't the question why they die at 30? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      The difference is when I look in the mirror I don't believe I am Brad Pitt.

    17. Re:Isn't the question why they die at 30? by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

      >Actually if you exclude auto accidents the life expectancy would increase even further.

      Under the assumption we perfect self-driving cars in the next 1500 years, this is worth taking into account.

      >If you exclude all accidents and allow for only predation the average life expectancy would shoot to a million.

      Sure...

      >Take predation away too, and man! you have become immortal.

      Nope. Maintaining your current human body in perfect health would be insufficient as the Sun expands and cooks the Earth sterile in under a billion years from now. Sometime between that and now you'd hit a point where your body was insufficient to the task of operating in the changing environment. And you certainly wouldn't live through the period (about 3 billion years further along, I think) where the Sun engulfs the Earth and more or less dissolves it.

      And there will still be accidents to account for; I imagine your odds of being fatally close to a natural disaster at some point rise quite a bit when your potential lifespan is 'unlimited' (or at least ~750 million years) instead of ~85 years.

    18. Re:Isn't the question why they die at 30? by g01d4 · · Score: 1

      Their exponential increase risk of death due to physical decay likely just gets pushed out and may get very steep when it hits. My understanding from TFA is that the environment poses the greatest risk of death, i.e. their long lives only occur in the lab. My guess is that from an evolutionary standpoint either you mature early, reproduce in quantity and die soon (environment plus early age related decay) or you cut back on reproduction and stick around a little longer - assuming the environment permits it.

    19. Re:Isn't the question why they die at 30? by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Telomeres would cause an increase in mortality rates towards the end of life.

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    20. Re:Isn't the question why they die at 30? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now is the time to outlaw all VWs! There will never be a better time for it!

    21. Re:Isn't the question why they die at 30? by Immerman · · Score: 2

      If we clone you, and then kill you, you're still dead. Having a clone still running around doesn't make you any less dead.

      Similarly, if we clone your mind, and then kill you, you're still dead. Having a mind-clone still running around doesn't make the original you any less dead.

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    22. Re:Isn't the question why they die at 30? by mykepredko · · Score: 1

      They surely are.

      A couple of interesting (and funny) replies.

    23. Re:Isn't the question why they die at 30? by Lost+Race · · Score: 1

      So, they reach maturity at 6 months and stay at the same point for the rest of their lives. I would like to know what kills them at 30.

      Carousel, obviously. That or the Sandmen.

    24. Re:Isn't the question why they die at 30? by 31415926535897 · · Score: 1

      It's all about statistics--and 30 is the life expectancy (average), not the oldest they can live. For instance, a bird, the robin, can live to around 15 years old before it dies of "natural causes", but it's life expectancy is about 1 year because so many things kill it (accidents, predator, etc.). There are lots of things that kill living beings besides old age, like lab experiments. So all of these factors work together so that there's a probability distribution and expectation on a being's length of life, even if they're "immortal".

      If you use the summary's numbers, a 1/10000 chance of dying on any given day, then that means you have a 9999/10000 chance of surviving any day. You can run that fraction through any number of years to see what your probability of surviving that long is. (9999/10000)^(365*19) ~ 0.5, so you have a 50% chance of making it 19 years. (9999/10000)^(365*30) ~ 0.33, so you have about a 1/3 chance of making it past 30 years old. 1/10000 is slightly too high a death rate to support a life expectancy of 30 years (you can see it's about 19 years since the rate stays the same over time). You can actually back out the exact rate of death if you want to get an expectation of 30 years and assume a uniform daily death rate: x^(365*30) = 0.5 ==> x ~ 0.00006329 (which they probably rounded to 0.0001, or 1/10000).

      This is why, even for humans, immortality wouldn't mean that we avoid death. I've read previously that our life expectancy would still be in the 600s, given the current rate of death. If you truly were immortal, I'm guessing that you would take less risks and could drive that number up into the 1000s, but I doubt it would ever get to the 10,000s. The way the world currently is, something is bound to eventually take each one of us out.

    25. Re:Isn't the question why they die at 30? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, they reach maturity at 6 months and stay at the same point for the rest of their lives. I would like to know what kills them at 30.

      They go to Carousel, but don't renew...

    26. Re:Isn't the question why they die at 30? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So, they reach maturity at 6 months and stay at the same point for the rest of their lives. I would like to know what kills them at 30.

      Researchers?

      Do they have glowing red dot on their paw?

    27. Re:Isn't the question why they die at 30? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, they reach maturity at 6 months and stay at the same point for the rest of their lives. I would like to know what kills them at 30.

      Researchers?

      Perhaps a cane shaped object?

      "Wilson: So this is your plan, just sit here and watch your rat all day?
      House: Eh, it shouldn’t take long. Got the AC blasting, I soaked the floor of his cage. [Wilson looks disgusted] As soon as he gets sick, I do an autopsy.
        Wilson: As soon as he’s dead.
      House: Right after he gets sick, there’s a good chance he’ll get hit in the head with a cane-shaped object."

      http://house.wikia.com/wiki/Euphoria_(Part_2)

    28. Re:Isn't the question why they die at 30? by PPH · · Score: 1

      Designed that way by the Tyrell Corporation.

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    29. Re:Isn't the question why they die at 30? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >I believe humans free from ageing and illness would statistically live an average of 1500 years before death

      DNA damage would accumulate too far in that time period. You would need to re-engineer our DNA mechanisms somehow.

    30. Re:Isn't the question why they die at 30? by Hartree · · Score: 1

      I've thought a fair bit about it, but it's unclear to me where the subjective individuality in me resides (even if it is just a convenient illusion that I foist off on myself).

      Backup copies are certainly something you'd want if you have long term plans that you want achieved whether or not a particular instantiation of "you" is still around.

      My personal suspicion is that Bones McCoy was right and the transporter isn't to be trusted. (But then again, does that mean he was knowingly committing suicide whenever he beamed down with Kirk?) So, yes, I'd say that there is a difference in a particular drop of water (an old scifi story reference).

    31. Re:Isn't the question why they die at 30? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Telomeres, at least in part, are there to prevent cancers from DNA damage. You would need to redesign human DNA to not have the Hayflick limit of 120 years for humans.

    32. Re:Isn't the question why they die at 30? by Chalex · · Score: 1

      Have you considered reading the paper?

    33. Re:Isn't the question why they die at 30? by mykepredko · · Score: 1

      Even asking that means you're new here.

    34. Re:Isn't the question why they die at 30? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DNA damage would accumulate too far in that time period. You would need to re-engineer our DNA mechanisms somehow.

      I think that was the point of this research, Naked mole rats DNA must not accumulate damage. Why and how?

    35. Re:Isn't the question why they die at 30? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      If you back up your self and die, and then your back up gets activated, that back up is not you.
      The only thing to make that close to working would be a real time zylon link to a 'back up'.
      But it gets philosophical ... do you have a soul? can you back up your soul?

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    36. Re:Isn't the question why they die at 30? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Of course.
      But not in the USA where you have murder around every corner.
      And if not a criminal kills, you the police makes sure they kill you.

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    37. Re:Isn't the question why they die at 30? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should try to get that verified. If you actually are Brad Pitt you might be nuts anyway.

    38. Re:Isn't the question why they die at 30? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. Maintaining your current human body in perfect health would be insufficient as the Sun expands and cooks the Earth sterile in under a billion years from now.

      A little less than that.
      In a billion years the Sun will expand past Earths orbit.
      The oceans will boil away in a 100 million years or so.
      I'm guessing the surface will be dead a lot earlier.

      We can probably keep life around a bit longer if we figure out how to keep an ecosystem going in a tin-can a bit further out if anyone thinks there is a point to it.

    39. Re:Isn't the question why they die at 30? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless, of course, we clone you slowly. Like just waiting until the point all individual cells in your brain have been regenerated does for every individual.

    40. Re:Isn't the question why they die at 30? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shut up Brad Pitt. Your rugged good looks are not an argument here.

    41. Re:Isn't the question why they die at 30? by mentil · · Score: 1

      An instance of my mind-process may be terminated, but my will shall continue to be exercised. To other people, the mind-clone will be indistinguishable from me. That's pretty close.

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    42. Re:Isn't the question why they die at 30? by Immerman · · Score: 1

      That would be the point of studying the mole rats, would it not? There's ways to regrow telomeres, we've done it as I recall, but the results still left much to be desired.

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    43. Re:Isn't the question why they die at 30? by Immerman · · Score: 1

      True, and if you offer some great value to the world worth keeping around, that's a good thing for them. But it does *you* no good at all - you're still dead. The clone may still be walking around, but it won't be you any more - the two of you will have started diverging from the moment the clone was made.

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    44. Re:Isn't the question why they die at 30? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On a related note, I believe humans free from ageing and illness would statistically live an average of 1500 years before death by accident under modern Western conditions.

      Can't find the article, but there was a claim that the average would be 150 because you'd die from some accident...

    45. Re:Isn't the question why they die at 30? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Isaac Asimov wrote that in one of his Fantasy & Science Fiction columns. He wrote a lot of speculative stuff, some that turned out not to be true. In this case, he figured that most mammals are good for about a million heartbeats, but humans can reach four million.

      One immediate problem was that he took the maximum typical lifespan for most mammals, but the longest known human life for humans. I don't remember details, but he listed cats as something like 20 years lifespan, and the Guiness world record was about 35 years, and that undoubtedly wasn't based on as large a sample size as the 114-year lifespan he used for humans.

      I'm not sure what else is wrong with it. Humans definitely are outliers in lifespan, as well as a few other endurance-related things, but it's not nearly a factor of four.

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    46. Re:Isn't the question why they die at 30? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      If you make an exact duplicate of me, and then kill the original, I have unbroken memories and other consequences of the past, so for all practical purposes the duplicate is now me. I can prove my identity in any way you like, whether by dental records, fingerprints, or just knowing things. If it isn't an exact duplicate, or you don't kill the original, things get more complicated.

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    47. Re:Isn't the question why they die at 30? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      If you exclude all accidents

      I don't see how you'd do that. There's a very large number of highly unlikely events that would kill you. If you've got backups, it would be harder, but something could go wrong in the backup process (have you tested restoration?) at the same time cosmic rays affected the control systems of the self-driving vehicle next to you and the ambulance had a mechanical breakdown taking you to the emergency room.

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    48. Re:Isn't the question why they die at 30? by Immerman · · Score: 1

      > I can prove my identity in any way you like
      Okay then. What did I tell you just after the clone was made?

      Even assuming a "teleporter accident" that creates two perfect duplicates, rather than an original and a clone, they cease being the same individual in that moment. Any sort of perceived continuity, stream of consciousness, aka "you", has now been duplicated

      Even killing the original immediately doesn't really solve anything - divergence is minimal, but bifurcation has already happened. "your" stream of consciousness is ending, and the existence of another near-duplicate is irrelevant to that fact.

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    49. Re:Isn't the question why they die at 30? by JesseMcDonald · · Score: 1

      The clone may still be walking around, but it won't be you any more - the two of you will have started diverging from the moment the clone was made.

      It's a question of continuity. If the clone and the original are both active at the same time, then, as you say, they will diverge and in short order end up as two distinct individuals. However, if you create an indistinguishable clone of yourself which remains in stasis until something happens to you, who is to say that this "backup", once activated, isn't actually just you minus a few recent memories—akin to amnesia?

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    50. Re:Isn't the question why they die at 30? by Immerman · · Score: 1

      It's you-who-was, it's decidedly not you-who-just-died.

      Lets say you manage to make an absolutely atom-perfect indistinguishable clone of yourself. Only thing is, you're both still clearly distinguishable to each other: one is the subjective you, and the other is some other, eerily similar person sitting across the room. Shove a knife though one of their hands, and only that one will scream.

      Of course, another way to look at it is that it highlights the fact that the entire concept of a coherent "you" extending through time is a perceptual illusion to begin with.

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    51. Re:Isn't the question why they die at 30? by JesseMcDonald · · Score: 1

      Lets say you manage to make an absolutely atom-perfect indistinguishable clone of yourself. Only thing is, you're both still clearly distinguishable to each other: one is the subjective you, and the other is some other, eerily similar person sitting across the room. Shove a knife though one of their hands, and only that one will scream.

      This assumes that both clones are active and aware, and in that case I already agreed that their unique experiences make the clones distinct individuals. There is no continuity from one to the other. However—and I think this is the important part—they would both have equally valid claims to being continuations of the singular individual who existed before the cloning.

      We accept that the people we know can change in various ways over time while remaining the "same person", but we have no experience with multiple legitimate claims to the same identity. In the presence of this sort of perfect cloning we would need to allow that there may exist in the present two unique individuals who are both the "same person" as someone we knew in the past. However, this does not imply that they are the same person now, given their dissimilar experiences and interactions since the cloning took place.

      Going back to the simpler case where the "backup clone" is held in stasis, your backup and the other clone not kept in stasis can both be considered "you" to someone who knew and interacted with you prior to the cloning, as they are both continuations from that version of yourself. The backup is not the "you" who died, since it lacks those later experiences. However, its relationship to that person is equivalent to the relationship between two versions of the "same person" before and after contracting amnesia, absent any fancy cloning technology.

      Even to someone who only knew you after the cloning, the backup could be considered "you" to the extent that it shares most of your history and personality and fits the mental model of "you" which exists in the other person's mind. There may be some jarring differences, but nothing we don't already have experience dealing with in amnesia cases.

      Of course, another way to look at it is that it highlights the fact that the entire concept of a coherent "you" extending through time is a perceptual illusion to begin with.

      I would certainly agree that the concept of "you" as a persistent entity is an artificial construct, unlike the physical "you" consisting of a particular combination of matter and energy at a specific point in time. If you want to call that an "illusion" then all continuity from one moment to the next could be considered similarly illusory.

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    52. Re:Isn't the question why they die at 30? by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Quite - both duplicates would have equally valid claims to being "you", and would likely remain recognizably pretty-much-identical for some time after the duplication.

      The original question though is, when you are facing imminent death, is it really going to make any difference, to *you*, that there's a duplicate of you out there somewhere that will go on living?

      And yes, the illusion of continuity itself is indeed the flip side to the illusion of continuity of self.

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    53. Re:Isn't the question why they die at 30? by JesseMcDonald · · Score: 1

      The original question though is, when you are facing imminent death, is it really going to make any difference, to *you*, that there's a duplicate of you out there somewhere that will go on living?

      In a sense I think we go through this all the time without even thinking about it. The person who wakes up in my bed and heads off to my job tomorrow morning isn't going to be "me" as I exist right now. That future self will, however, share in my memories and experiences, my hopes and dreams, my principles and interpersonal relationships—in short, someone who is not quite me, but very like me, will be there to continue what I have started. Unless, of course, I die—and that is where the backup clone comes in. My death would no doubt remain a traumatic event in the moment it occurs, but my clone won't remember that part, and in the time leading up to my death I need not worry about all the things that would otherwise be left undone, or the pain my absence would cause my friends and loved ones, because my place in the world will continue to be filled by someone perhaps not quite me, but very like me.

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    54. Re:Isn't the question why they die at 30? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Okay then. What did I tell you just after the clone was made?

      Both the clone and original can prove their identity in any way you like, except that the details of the cloning process may make the difference clear. Assuming they're identical (more than just genetically identical), both have the same fingerprints and iris scans and dental work and Bertillion measurements. Both will be able to answer questions about obscure events in the past. Both will know the passwords. Do it for me, and both of us will know the identification code I selected when I was young and don't reveal to anyone, intended to recognize a possible me from the future or possible alternate reality. (It's not likely to be useful, I'll admit.)

      Even assuming a "teleporter accident" that creates two perfect duplicates, rather than an original and a clone, they cease being the same individual in that moment.

      Yup. However, the relationship is a lot closer than any other we've seen, and that includes conjoined twins.

      Even killing the original immediately doesn't really solve anything - divergence is minimal, but bifurcation has already happened. "your" stream of consciousness is ending, and the existence of another near-duplicate is irrelevant to that fact.

      And, for practical purposes, that bifurcation amounts to a touch of amnesia, which can happen several ways. I have a friend who was thrown from a horse, who doesn't remember the horse doing anything. She remained the same person. Some surgical anesthetics have memory blocking in them, so that in the case that the patient does feel something the patient will not remember it.

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  11. hair folicles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They don't have any, right? There ya go!

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  13. The interesting question is... by dromgodis · · Score: 1

    Why does Google have a biotech company?

    1. Re:The interesting question is... by 110010001000 · · Score: 3

      It was started when the founders hit their 40s and realized that they can't take it with them.

  14. Missing the point by LeftCoastThinker · · Score: 0

    Obviously obvious facts are obvious. Mole rats live underground their entire lives, and are thus shielded from most of the harmful radiation bombarding the planet, which in turn minimizes the cumulative, species wide DNA damage they have suffered compared to top side species like actual mice and rats, which like humans, now live extremely short lives compared to the original design. (Rodents average 1-3 years). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    Thus shielded from all that radiation, mole rats live 10x longer than top side rodents. Equating that to humans prior to all the cumulative DNA damage from un-shielded radiation on the surface of the earth, humans could have lived 10x longer or ~900 years... Oh look, that is exactly what the Bible claims before the flood wrecked the planet and destroyed the natural radiation barrier above the earth.

    This blows another gaping hole in the Evolution theory, showing that less radiation damage, less cumulative DNA damage (i.e. mutation) is significantly beneficial to overall lifespan and health of the organism. But we have known that since at least the Curies (for ionizing radiation) and since the first sunburn... Scientists are once again good at science, but fail at drawing conclusions, basic logic and evaluating their biases...

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    1. Re:Missing the point by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Interesting. So everything underground (or shielded from solar radiation) lives longer lifespans? There are plenty of species who only exist underground. Did you report your findings? You must be one of those Scientists I keep hearing about!

    2. Re: Missing the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What about exposure to naturally occurring radon gas?

    3. Re:Missing the point by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If this were the case then people living in northern latitudes and in areas with little sunshine (think Seattle) would demonstratively have longer lives. You are reasoning rather shallow here.

    4. Re:Missing the point by Baloroth · · Score: 1

      This whole comment is more or less complete garbage, because most of the background radiation humans et al are exposed to doesn't come from cosmic radiation: most of that is shielded by the air, near sea level the only thing that remains is muons, and that has no trouble penetrating a few dozen feet of, well, just about anything. Most background radiation comes from terrestrial sources, either from thorium/uranium in soil and rock or from radon, which is produced when uranium/thorium decays. In fact, I'd suspect creatures like mole rats that live underground are exposed to more radioactive background from radon (it's a huge, huge problem in mines and basements). The only radiation they're not going to be exposed to at about the same (or higher) level than humans is ultraviolet radiation from the sun, which contributes to skin cancer, but not most sources of human mortality.

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    5. Re:Missing the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      before the flood wrecked the planet and destroyed the natural radiation barrier above the earth.

      Wow, never realized that the flood went that high!

      For your theory to be valid, the effects would have to be seen in all other underground species- which they are not. You would also have to explain away exposure to other radiation sources, such as radon, which you have not.

      This blows another gaping hole in the Evolution theory,

      There are no gaping holes in the theory of Evolution. There are certainly some unknowns, but they are well bounded within current understanding.

    6. Re:Missing the point by LeftCoastThinker · · Score: 1

      Different creatures have different designed lifespans, and there are a multitude of ways to shorten that lifespan, and very few, if any, ways to lengthen that lifespan. Furthermore, you can shorten an entire population's lifespan with radiation (just ask the fruit flies that were irradiated in the quest for proof of Evolution). And to clarify, I am not just talking about solar radiation RTFP. There are a number of sources of harmful radiation outside the planet.

      Ask any scientist about the effects of radiation on health and DNA https://www.nasa.gov/hrp/eleme...

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    7. Re:Missing the point by LeftCoastThinker · · Score: 1

      "Harmful radiation" |= solar radiation. Harmful radiation comes from a number of sources in the cosmos, only one of which is the sun...

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    8. Re:Missing the point by LeftCoastThinker · · Score: 1

      Radon and mineral isotopes are fairly localized. Radon is non-existent in vast swaths of the world, as are radio isotopes. As you say, most of the radiation is shielded by the magnetosphere and atmosphere, or most mammalian life on earth would be extinct in a few generations (this is one of the big problems with long distance space travel https://www.nasa.gov/hrp/eleme... ). However, some harmful radiation does make it down to the surface, and over 6000 years, that cumulative radiation damage to the DNA of species is irreversible.

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  15. When You're Karma is "Technically" Good by coughfeeman · · Score: 1

    It's like the budget reincarnation package for someone who has never done anything bad, but contributed nothing to society: you get to live a shitty life in a shitty world as a hideous burrowing scrotum with claws and teeth but you're blind anyway, feel no pain, and never age or stop fucking.

  16. They eat poop. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1
    True, Naked mole rats form trains to dig tunnels to find roots and tubers. And they are some latinweirdowordo-phagi meaning they eat each other's poop.

    May be that helps.

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    1. Re:They eat poop. by Megol · · Score: 1

      Remember reading about some (Indian?) guru that claimed drinking urine was the true source of health.

      Maybe he just confused #1 and #2?

  17. -o- by easyTree · · Score: 1

    Buffenstein says naked mole rats violate to the Gompertz-Makeham law

    Maybe 'law' is too strong, or... PARADOX ALERT!!!!!

  18. The Immortal Mole Rat? by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1

    If you were to run the numbers for humans up to the age of 30 and just truncate any data points beyond that, would humans end up looking a lot like mole rats? Women wouldn't appear to go through menopause, cancer would be very rare, and there would be almost zero incidence of mental degenerative diseases.

    On the flip side, if you could manage to keep a mole rat alive for an additional 40 years, I propose that all the problems we experience in our later years would start to appear.

    There may be something special about mole rat biology, or they might just have a propensity to die by the age of thirty because they have unusually weak hearts. (or whatever. I don't know what the leading cause of death is in thirty year old mole rats). A really interesting medical investigation might be to see if you can prolong the life of Mole Rats by addressing the leading causes of death.

    There is an engineering axiom of, "Everything is a trade off". There might be a way to live 1000 years, but there is going to be some kind of cost. The fundamental question is going to be, "Is it worth paying?"

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    1. Re:The Immortal Mole Rat? by Immerman · · Score: 1

      I think the menopause thing is a red herring - only three mammalian species are known to experience menopause: humans, orcas, and pilot whales. Never experiencing menopause is the default assumption for mammals.

      Similarly, I don't think weak hearts, etc. are a factor - anything like that would increase your risk of mortality as you age. Along with anything else that could be categorized as "wearing out" - cancer (cellular mutation "clean up" wears out), organ disease of any kind (scar tissue, etc. builds up over a lifetime of minor problems), etc. Basically, if anything whatsoever wears out, then it will have a greater chance of killing you at age 80 than at age 10. And they're not seeing that in mole rats - assuming their observations are correct, a 20 or 30 year old year old mole rat is no more likely to die in the next ten years than a six month old one. In fact, their risk of death actually drops slightly as they get older.

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    2. Re:The Immortal Mole Rat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So a 20-30 year old mole rat is no more likely to die in the NEXT TEN YEARS than a 6 month old mole rat, but they CAN live to be 30 years old. Sounds like a 30 year old mole rat has a 100% chance of dying in the next 10 years to me.

    3. Re:The Immortal Mole Rat? by Immerman · · Score: 3, Informative

      Humans can live to 80. That doesn't mean they all die by then, just that that's how long you expect a human to last on a good run. The article even mentions that the oldest rat in their lab is now 35.

      With a 1/10,000 daily chance of mortality, mole rats have a half-life of ~19 years. Which means that the average lifespan of a molerat = 1.44*19y = 27.4 years.

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    4. Re:The Immortal Mole Rat? by dschiptsov · · Score: 1

      > 1/10,000 daily chance of mortality do you realise that this quantity and related abstract concept is disconnected from reality, explaining nothing bullshit?

    5. Re:The Immortal Mole Rat? by Immerman · · Score: 1

      It's not trying to explain anything - it's trying to *describe* it, which is what a great deal of science is about (Newtons law of gravity - describes forces, explains nothing)

      Watch any sufficiently large population for a sufficiently long time, and you can easily enough plot their odds of death versus age - normally you get a "bathtub curve", this time they haven't.

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  19. Everything finite is inherently worthless by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 3, Funny

    "everything finite is inherently worthless"

    Far as we know everything is finite... therefore everything is worthless. You are on step 1 of being a Buddhist.

    The proviso is that if the Universe is infinite then everything is infinite. For example you will make the above post an infinite number of times and I this one. A toast to infinity.

    1. Re:Everything finite is inherently worthless by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      It's not infinite, it just appears that way because we're so small (well, large if you're looking at the scale of fundamental biological systems like protein-protein interactions, but relative to our perception, which is kind of intrinsic given a system can't define itself and the limits of our perception will always seem complex.) Time is an illusion at a fundamental level and the multiverse theory is mostly true, but there aren't infinite multiverses. The big bang never stopped, it just moved into other dimensions. For every particle interaction a new set of universes emerge, the existence of which merges with the rest of the universe in a process not unlike that of a Rindler horizon. The multiuniverse taken as a whole is infinite, viewed from any point it is finite. We are finite until we crack biological immortality and time travel and then use it infinitely many times. The math to make time travel happen does already exist, and is entirely consistent with the statements I made in this post up to this point. Take two Kerr-Newman black holes (Kerr = rotating, that gives them an ergosphere, which is to say double-singularities, the space between which has time and space components which invert separately instead of at the same time like a normal black hole,) (Kerr-Newman = spinning AND charged, which lets you control their position relative to eachother from the outside with a big enough electromagnet,) and cross their ergospheres. This will produce an ergoregion wherein time flows in reverse AND a conduit to the outside universe which allows you to get inside safely. Now spin them up much faster (achievable by injecting matter at a precise angle, even if it is just rotating around without crossing the event horizon you can change the rate of rotation with some effects I'm not going to get into for the sake of brevity, but it boils down to the way matter falling into a Kerr type black hole will orbit around the equator in a particular direction regardless of the starting direction) and you can increase the rate at which time seems to reverse for the outside universe from the inside. You've just made a galactic-scale time machine capable of moving a solar system arbitrarily far into the past, use it to go back in time, build a new one, and do it again as many times as you like (do it for eternity and you are no longer finite.) Controlling two black holes in the manner described is certainly a massive engineering challenge, but if we crack biological immortality we'll have a good deal of time to figure it out.

    2. Re:Everything finite is inherently worthless by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 1

      OK ok... I agree with some of what you posted and don't understand the rest.

      However if immortality and time travel were possible why wouldn't it already exist?

    3. Re:Everything finite is inherently worthless by chuckugly · · Score: 1

      But what happens to the mole rats?

    4. Re: Everything finite is inherently worthless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly they inhabit a pocket dimension and leapt back and forth. They lose their hair because they clip the edges.
      Also space time, reverse the shield polarity, quantum entanglement. I are smart.
      Duh.

    5. Re:Everything finite is inherently worthless by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      Following the theory I outlined you are incredibly unlikely to encounter a time traveler. There would be a new worldline created every time someone traveled back in time, we could be on the original worldline or any of the practically infinite copies similar to the original worldline or we could be on some radically diverged version of a worldline where a time traveler from a more advanced people went back and fucked a monkey for the lulz. In any case the likelihood of two time travelers unintentionally encountering eachother on a worldline different from their origin, even if everyone and their mother had a time machine, would be practically zero and assuming they're sole intention isn't to go back and give the world time travel some number of years prior, knowing full well they live in a multiverse and it's all inconsequential to their origin anyway, then chances are we would never notice them. Also it's unlikely to be able to travel forward to the original worldline without a machine much more advanced than the massive abomination containing two black holes and all the support apparatus to hold them in fixed locations relative to one another I've outlined, so there wouldn't be much practical purpose to time travel unless you want to escape to start anew and we aren't exactly living in that great of a time. You have to keep in mind if that theory holds true every particle interaction creates a new set of universes bubbling out at the speed of light, if you were to travel back in time with such a device (containing an ergoregion you can safely traverse to/from between the outside universe) you would create a wake through spacetime (remember, time is only flowing backward relative to the outside, it's still going forward inside the ergoregion you'd be sitting in and therefore the impact of that would be seeping out the fairly large hole into the outside universe) more or less ensuring you never encounter your origin again (put another way, you'd have two massive blackholes hurdling back through time which were never there, even if only their gravity interacted with things that would be bound to change something.)

    6. Re: Everything finite is inherently worthless by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      You belong on Reddit, not /.

  20. Menopause is rare it's absence is common by databasecowgirl · · Score: 1

    Only three known species go through menopause: killer whales, short-finned pilot whales, and humans; that female naked mole-rats are fertile into their later years is not uncommon or that remarkable.

  21. What is that? by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1
  22. Maybe karma killed Steve Jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    New car every 6 months to avoid requirement for plates, in order to park in handicapped spaces, and new car smell is carcinogenic.

  23. Two things going on by gurps_npc · · Score: 1

    1) Mole rats don't live past 30.

    2) But those their mortality does not INCREASE as they get older, until they get 30. THen they all start dying off in the next 2 years.

    So they don't age till 30, then they die all of a sudden in the next 2 years, despite not being in bad shape.

    That does not sound like 'immortal' to me.

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  24. Re:Isn't the question why VWs die out? by Hartree · · Score: 1

    The emissions scandal and the related monkey business may do more to that end than anything else.

  25. Numbers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    2 comments on numbers:

    Human life expectancy tables show an increased chance of living to the next year, once you are in your 80s, as compared to your 70s, in the country I live in.

    The 'select only posts rated 5' button? First time I've found it necessary to use it. Reading below the line effect. Sheesh.

  26. the _other_ pants-down eusocial mole-rats by epine · · Score: 1

    I tend to be a big fan of Wikipedia, largely ignoring the social friction (no worse than any other system—except for less suppression), but I do have my own complaints.

    The mole-rat article is a prime example. It's well written and well sourced, but on a closer inspection has Pablum for brains.

    * no mention of how new colonies are created
    * no mention of mortality cause at the lifespan boundary

    On the text given, you'd have to assume that their main predator (snakes) can only manage to catch the geriatric rats, who for some reason show little signs of cancer, but do lose a step in their third decade.

    Or perhaps, they are even more eusocial than previously reported, and the senior mole-rats practically jump at the opportunity to be eaten by the snake to protect the larger colony—an extra virgin for every year of age at time of demise! The females sprout a penis at age 25 so as not to miss out on all the fun (this hasn't been noticed yet by researchers in a frothy footrace to first decode the fountain of youth).

    In Wikipedia, it's impossible to cite "scientists do not yet know how colonies reproduce" because this kind of formal admission in the science world is largely confined to grant applications, and never makes it into the cite-worthy literature.

    Come to think of it, opponents of global warming would do well to FOI rejected NSF grant applications. Therein would lie many pointed admissions about just how incomplete our present knowledge actually is.

    Such an initiative (backed by a sizeable FOI war chest) would finally get the information into Wikipedia through the back door, in an article devoted to the giant NFS FOI PhD pan-handle papers data dump.

    Yet it still wouldn't make the page on climate science, grant applications not being peer reviewed.

  27. I'd go for a full life over a long life anytime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd go for a full life over a long life anytime, sex drugs and rock n roll. How are you going to get it on at 110 anyway.

  28. Gompertz-Makeham law by manu0601 · · Score: 1

    Naked mole rats violate to the Gompertz-Makeham law, and she has over 3,000 data points to back her conclusion.

    According to Wikipedia, this law is describes human death rate, hence it should come as no surprise that naked mole rats violate it.

  29. Immortal Mole Rats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If mole-rats can live forever, then I, for one, welcome our new Heterocephalidae overlords.

  30. Cinnabon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just know that I don't like it when the mole rats get in between me and my Cinnabon's.

  31. Good Point by lowkeyknight · · Score: 1
    That may well be a successful evolutionary path. But, let's face it, 'Hive' societies...that's socialism. The people in their mother's basements will never go for it.

    But maybe I'm wrong.

    If I am, it's the Eloi I feel sorry for.

  32. "... utterly deprived of oxygen." What ? by fygment · · Score: 0

    Unlike physicists, biologists have no 'first principles' to work from. No solid theoretical foundations. It therefore attracts people curious about life but averse to any serious theoretical endeavours. The kind of people who happily kill to 'understand' by say watching how long something can survive while utterly deprived of oxygen. 'Biologist' provides respectable sounding vocation for children whose curiousity made them experts at pulling the wings off flies, burning ants with magnifying glasses, and choking kittens.

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