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Robot Delivery Vans Are Arriving Before Self-Driving Cars (bloomberg.com)

The future of driverless driving looks like a giant toaster with a funny hat. From a report: That's an approximation of a new autonomous vehicle unveiled Tuesday by Nuro, a Silicon Valley startup that's been cryptic about its business plan since it launched about 18 months ago. Nuro's shiny, minimalist appliance on wheels doesn't have doors or windows to speak of, because it will be carrying packages -- not people. As every major automaker and dozens of tech companies race to replace drivers in Uber cars and taxi fleets, Nuro is ignoring humans altogether and steering for Amazon.com, United Parcel Service and any retailer looking to build its e-commerce business.

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  1. Most packages are delivered during the day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    when no one is home. How do these packages make it out of the van and to my porch/lobby/mailbox?

    1. Re:Most packages are delivered during the day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The onboard midget

    2. Re:Most packages are delivered during the day by shawn95gt · · Score: 1

      I think this is why a Amazon locker type solution makes more sense. It would also lend itself to automated loading of the lockers too!

    3. Re:Most packages are delivered during the day by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      I always found it funny that people in the US would get stuff delivered into a publicly accessible location. Around here, there would be no problem with this because you're absolutely supposed to pick it up when it arrives.

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    4. Re:Most packages are delivered during the day by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Pick up from where? Most of the stuff I order comes to my front door.

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    5. Re:Most packages are delivered during the day by forkfail · · Score: 1

      The room service delivery robots will have a lot of downtime during the day, I would think...

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    6. Re:Most packages are delivered during the day by zlives · · Score: 1

      the local store, that you should have supported in the first place :)

    7. Re:Most packages are delivered during the day by alvinrod · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The only reason the packages are delivered during the day when no one is home is because delivery drivers don't want to work early mornings when people are up but still home or late evenings when most people are back from work, school, etc.

      Automated delivery vehicles have no such requirements and could easily offer delivery of packages in the early mornings or late evenings when people are awake and at home to receive delivery. Once you don't have a human driver, there's no reason to keep the same system that was subject to the constraints of a human driver.

    8. Re:Most packages are delivered during the day by Knuckles · · Score: 2

      People still won't be home

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    9. Re:Most packages are delivered during the day by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      I always found it funny that people in the US would get stuff delivered into a publicly accessible location. Around here, there would be no problem with this because you're absolutely supposed to pick it up when it arrives.

      Ok...so, if they don't deliver mail/packages to your home (front door)...where do they deliver it to, and make you go to pick it up?

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    10. Re:Most packages are delivered during the day by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      "when no one is home. How do these packages make it out of the van and to my porch/lobby/mailbox?"

      They use the room service hotel robot from a few articles above.

    11. Re:Most packages are delivered during the day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the customer does not retrieve his freight within 5 minutes of arrival, the van will activate a high-intensity flashing light, emit several loud beeps, eject the contents of its cargo hold onto the customer's property (or whatever is nearest), then depart.

    12. Re:Most packages are delivered during the day by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

      Ok...so, if they don't deliver mail/packages to your home (front door)...where do they deliver it to, and make you go to pick it up?

      To the abandoned warehouse where my mates and I block it in, quickly unload the loot into our getaway black El Darado, and make post haste to our hideout to enjoy the Cristal and caviar that we ordered.

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    13. Re:Most packages are delivered during the day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why should it deliver when you're not home? You make an appointment for a time when you are home, or somebody is. If you or the bot can't make it, make a new appointment. It's not like they have circadian rhythms or maximal driving times.

    14. Re:Most packages are delivered during the day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      The app will track your position so the van can meet you when you least expect it. "You have been served"

    15. Re:Most packages are delivered during the day by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 2

      Why would you need to be home? This thing has wheels, it can just drive to wherever you're at.

    16. Re:Most packages are delivered during the day by monkeyFuzz · · Score: 2

      so we can add to the rush hour congestion?

    17. Re:Most packages are delivered during the day by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I don't want to see the day when there is only 2 or 3 retailers worldwide and everything has to be delivered. That's a dystopia, no matter what the basement dwellers think. Though it is handy for those with disabilities or are otherwise shut ins, but for young twenty somethings it's bizarre that this world they want.

    18. Re:Most packages are delivered during the day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So they tag you electronically and track you?

    19. Re:Most packages are delivered during the day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a very good reason. Half the reason I order pizza (and other things) is that I don't want to go through the 7 minute process put on my coat, hat, and boots and shuffle out into the cold, and then do it again when I'm home. If I'm all dressed up and heading outside I may as well just drive there.

    20. Re:Most packages are delivered during the day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I think it's more bizarre to want to spend an hour driving to and from store filled with a ton of crap you have no interest in and deal with part-time, minimum-wage employees who don't give a shit about doing their job right just so you can buy the one item you wanted.

      Personally, I'd rather order the thing online, then go out and do fun things with my friends and family.

    21. Re:Most packages are delivered during the day by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      I used to love going to RadioShack and digging through the bins of components, looking for parts and inspiration... sadly that's no longer an option :(

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    22. Re: Most packages are delivered during the day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Where will you go? A large segment of the population is employed by these stores and their supporting industries, and that segment ranges from "menial labor only" to "this was the only job I could find". Put them all out of work, with no replacement jobs prospects and all of a sudden that park you were going to is going to become a homeless community, while the diner you were going to will be frequented by those looking for scraps out back. Never mind the reduction in jobs also means reductions in consumer spending. So your job which is fine now, may not be needed going forward due to the poor to nonexistent prospects of those already out of work.

      Sure you may hate dealing with others, but you are still affected by their circumstances even if its indirect. You should care a little more, even if you think the don't deserve it.

    23. Re:Most packages are delivered during the day by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      The only reason the packages are delivered during the day when no one is home is because delivery drivers don't want to work early mornings

      Incorrect - delivery drivers work the shift they are assigned, just like anyone else. Their schedule has nothing to do with the driver's personal preference.

      Automated delivery vehicles have no such requirements and could easily offer delivery of packages in the early mornings or late evenings when people are awake and at home to receive delivery.

      UPS already operates from 6 AM to 8 PM in my area; outside those hours, you're very likely to piss people off.

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    24. Re:Most packages are delivered during the day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The app will track your position so the van can meet you when you least expect it. "You have been served"

      That's both hilarious and probably very likely to happen.

    25. Re:Most packages are delivered during the day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neighbor hoods and appartment complexes could easily have special lock boxes that the automous delivery trucks could drop your package in and then send you a code to get the package out of that box whenever you're ready. That is, if you're not home. The other option, is as the delivery truck is delivering packages, if you're not home, it skips you, and moves on, coming back when you say you are home. These are super easy problems to solve. If you're a delivery driver you're job is going away relatively soon... you should start learning something creative... since creative jobs will likely be the last to go... not because the computer can't be creative, but because people will want a human connection when it comes to art, music, etc... they don't care who's delivering they're package, making their burgers, writing they're software... etc. If you think you're job is safe, no matter what it is, you're most likely wrong.

    26. Re:Most packages are delivered during the day by Hadlock · · Score: 4, Informative

      Time not spent driving to the store, finding parking, walking in to the store, trying to find it, price-compare on your phone, walking to the register, dealing with the cashier, payment details, bag, reciept, walk back out to the car, drive home, unload the crap, finally you get to use it? Average trip to walmart down the street is about 1 hour for 5-10 items. You end up paying more for the convenience of it being so close.
       
      Vs the time of "oh i need this" then you add it to your cart, and when you have $35 worth of stuff you click "buy" and 1-2 days later it shows up at your house. I spend a lot more time riding my bike around the lake rather than in a dumpy old store as a result. 100 years ago you would place an order with the guy with the truck/wagon, and a couple weeks later had all your goods delivered to your door. They would even extend you credit if you were a regular customer. This isn't a new concept it's just way more convenient. We go look at shops when on vacation, but other than perishables like eggs, dairy, vegetables everything just gets delivered to the house. Especially in dense urban areas where getting to the parking garage, driving across town and then spending 45 minutes looking for parking at the shops is absolute murder. No thanks. Saving $5 vs buying it on Amazon, walmart.com, target.com etc etc ad nauseam, is well worth it to my blood pressure and long term health.

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    27. Re:Most packages are delivered during the day by vtcodger · · Score: 1

      Quantum Entanglement.

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    28. Re: Most packages are delivered during the day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Don't use Amazon because the world will end" isn't a great argument. Clearly people prefer to avoid the hassle of buying things in a store, and prefer to pay less for the same item. (duh). The world is going to change, some things will be better, some things will be worse. But you aren't going to stop the tide by yelling at it. Solutions to the problems you're worried about will be found or we'll descend into anarchy and that's OK too.

    29. Re:Most packages are delivered during the day by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      I trust the local store, I don't trust Amazon, I don't trust the cloud, and I don't trust buying based upon a picture.m I've seen too many msall downs with destroyed economies because everyone goes to Walmart and all other stores go out of business. Amazon is like that but at a more massive scale.

    30. Re:Most packages are delivered during the day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except for alcohol? I am pretty sure the law requires a human to collect said signature before releasing the alcohol to me.

    31. Re:Most packages are delivered during the day by blindseer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      when no one is home. How do these packages make it out of the van and to my porch/lobby/mailbox?

      I have a few guesses. Ballista? Trebuchet? Catapult? Electromagnetic ramrod? No, probably none of those because that would be too awesome. More likely a smaller version of those hydraulic arms seen on the sides of garbage trucks that they use to pick up trash cans. Put the packages in cubbyholes on the interior of the van and program the system to correlate the cubbyholes to the addresses. Make it modular to accommodate different sized packages.

      I will also put my ideas for alternate delivery means in the public domain if there is a chance that I thought of something that might be worthy of a patent. I'd like to see packages delivered to my door via a van mounted robotic ballista.

      Then again, maybe I'd order an anvil for my neighbor with the dog that won't stop barking. Aaaaand I watched too many Wile E. Coyote cartoons as a child.

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    32. Re:Most packages are delivered during the day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More importantly, how do you prevent the Porch Pirates from becoming Van Pirates? Don't you just place a small order at a fake address, then wait for the van and loot the whole thing?

    33. Re:Most packages are delivered during the day by scottrocket · · Score: 1

      How about a drone that pops up out of the roof? Maybe the idea of the anvil for your neighbors dog could come to fruition...

    34. Re:Most packages are delivered during the day by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Likely more money to be made in understanding the limits of the object avoidance and guidance system, gaming them with a limited impact and suing crap out of the company. Simplest one off the cough, get big people to stand close to street corner to obscure detection around the corner, vehicle will continue to turn as person steps out from detection shadow and turning vehicle reacts to late and a minor collision with server neck and back trauma occurs. So things like blinding the vehicle, cause false impact avoidance collisions. All sorts of stuff. Gamers, game games, all of them time. Find non intended game interactions to make it easier to complete the game or just have fun, they find thousands and thousands of ways to do it. Automated delivery will be gamed like it is going out of style, ways to steal loads, hack the unit, generate accidents and watch out for insiders, they can really run riot with the system. Think of the delivery driver as, van security, on site van repair, customer relations, problem solver and really quite difficult to hack once properly instructed in their role. That auto driver will do what ever it is told to do, no matter how fucking stupid it is to do it, once that instruction get loaded in, done it will do it. At least a real driver should say, nope I think it is a really bad idea to suddenly drive to this warehouse for no reason at all, with a fully loaded van and then go to sleep, I will continue with my assigned deliveries instead and notify management of the weird instruction, instead of obeying it.

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    35. Re:Most packages are delivered during the day by PReDiToR · · Score: 1

      What's going to fill your time when all those delivery drivers and cab drivers have competed successfully for your job?

      Sooner or later as a civilisation we're going to come to the conclusion that people need jobs to work in and there are already enough coffee shops.

      Giving us all $50,000 a year to live on for doing nothing will lead to boredom, and bored people create havoc.

      Never mind, nobody will believe this.
      First they came for the delivery drivers but I didn't stand up because I'm not a UPS guy.
      You know the one.

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    36. Re:Most packages are delivered during the day by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Catapult, obviously. Why do you ask?

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    37. Re:Most packages are delivered during the day by gweihir · · Score: 1

      It does. The other way seems to be local locations where you can pick stuff up easily. For example, since start of this year one delivery company that was always a problem delivers to a local small pharmacy. The only thing the pharmacy seems to need for this is a dedicated smartphone with some app and some storage space. Works well.

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    38. Re:Most packages are delivered during the day by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      What's going to fill your time when all those delivery drivers and cab drivers have competed successfully for your job?

      Lump of labor fallacy.

      There is not a fixed number of jobs to be divvied up, and pointless busy work is not "good for the economy".

      Never mind, nobody will believe this.

      Au contraire. There are plenty of people who know nothing about economics. You are not alone.

    39. Re:Most packages are delivered during the day by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      I used to love going to RadioShack and digging through the bins of components, looking for parts and inspiration... sadly that's no longer an option :(

      Go to Digikey, and rummage through a bin with 6 million components to choose from.

      I can believe that anyone is seriously arguing that hardware hacking was better in the "good ole' days".

    40. Re:Most packages are delivered during the day by PastTense · · Score: 1

      During the daytime it is light out: lots of customers don't want delivery people coming when it is dark out and they can't tell what they are doing.

    41. Re: Most packages are delivered during the day by jpaine619 · · Score: 1

      This is such a b.s., protectionist, argument. When cars were invented a lot of people slowly lost their jobs. Farriers, blacksmiths, buggy mechanics, whip makers, etc...

      Either you adapt or you die. This is how the world has worked for all of history. Human or otherwise.

      The GP is spot on. I DON'T want to spend my time standing in lines, looking for parking, trying to remember where-the-fuck-I-parked, and dealing with insane shoppers (black Friday...).

      My time is valuable to me. It might not be valuable to anyone else, but it is to me.

      Your idea that I owe small business anything smacks of communism and liberalism. Don't misunderstand me, I am aware that small business is the backbone of America, but I don't OWE said businesses anything. NOTHING AT ALL.

      Now, with that said, there are plenty of small businesses that I do frequent. Generally the stores that have friendly staff or act as social hubs. Restaurants, theatres, the grocery store (I want to inspect the stuff I plan to ingest)......

      But for my day to day shopping, f-you and your lines, your crowds, and your inconvenience. If you have a job at said establishment and you CANNOT retrain or LEARN to do something else, then die (metaphorically)..

      I'm tired of this attitude that everyone needs to be carried and babied. Specialists are woefully unprepared when things change. They might enjoy a time of massive bounty but when the climate changes they are the first to go extinct.

    42. Re:Most packages are delivered during the day by jpaine619 · · Score: 1

      UPS already operates from 6 AM to 8 PM in my area; outside those hours, you're very likely to piss people off.

      This!

      Show up at my house at 5:00AM and you will be met by a very grumpy, and possibly armed, individual (depending on my mood).

      People who have packages stolen are, in my opinion, mostly lazy. There are all sorts of ways to secure your deliveries. I, for example, have a large, locking, metal box secured to my porch. The box has an unlocked padlock on it. When a delivery is made, the UPS/FedEx guy puts the package in the box, closes the lid, and locks the lock. When I get home, if the box is closed, I know I have a delivery (I probably already know thanks to packagetracker, but sometimes I forget). Takes 10 seconds to pull out my keys and open the box. Have NEVER had anything stolen. The effort to detach the box from the porch would attract the attention of neighbors plus you're probably, statistically, stealing something stupid like new socks. I don't order high end electronics on a daily basis).

    43. Re:Most packages are delivered during the day by jpaine619 · · Score: 1

      More likely a smaller version of those hydraulic arms seen on the sides of garbage trucks that they use to pick up trash cans.

      I have to ask... How the hell close to the street are the houses where you live? Where I'm at, I'd say the average is about 50-100 feet setback from the road. Assuming they did go the hydraulic arm route, what about places where cars are parked on the side of the road (like ALL of San Diego) and there is no straight and clear path to any house.

    44. Re:Most packages are delivered during the day by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Anywhere you tell them to. (Street sides of) front doors are not really feasible for a large part of the population anyway. They will deliver it in front of your house alright, but physical hand-off is the common procedure unless the guy in the van is told otherwise, which imagine is possible but I have never instructed anyone to do so nor have I heard of anyone doing it. It's just not common.

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    45. Re:Most packages are delivered during the day by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      From the place in which the vehicle stops, usually. Now of course it can happen in front of your front door, and very often it does.

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    46. Re:Most packages are delivered during the day by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      That's pretty much the same problem as with electric cars: if you can remodel your building to adapt to your needs, you're fine. If you can't you're screwed.

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    47. Re:Most packages are delivered during the day by dwillden · · Score: 1

      If I'm going to drive to the store, why bother ordering anyway? I just go to the store and buy what I need when I need it. If I'm ordering something, the idea is to save fuel by having a delivery company combine trips by each driver making a few hundred deliveries a day.

      Picking up from the local store defeats the purpose of ordering online.

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    48. Re:Most packages are delivered during the day by dwillden · · Score: 1

      And how many bots will it take to be able to deliver to everybody's availability? Delivery is most efficient if a vehicle can head out on a route and just deliver that route without waiting for someone to be home, or to come to the door. Such custom delivery times would require a separate delivery run for nearly every delivery to be made. Very inefficient and vastly increasing the traffic.

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    49. Re:Most packages are delivered during the day by mjwx · · Score: 1

      when no one is home. How do these packages make it out of the van and to my porch/lobby/mailbox?

      You misread the headline, it actually said:

      "Startup touting as yet non-existent self driving van thinks that self driving vans are around the corner".

      We're going to see robot lawyers long before robot car or van.

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    50. Re:Most packages are delivered during the day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More than that, you're left to choose between dozens or even hundreds of items, some of which are duplicate listings, some older models that aren't clearly marked as such, some counterfeits, some no longer in stock but available for 10x the original price from third party sellers because they work better than any current model, and 50 generic Chinese models that may be identical to the name brand or may be junk, all with incomplete, low quality, or inaccurate photos and descriptions. And all of the reviews will be stuffed with paid-for fakes, so good luck telling them apart.

    51. Re:Most packages are delivered during the day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are some cases where more is not better and this is one of them. 6 million components is great if you know what you're looking for, not so much if you're still figuring that part out. Browsing through a limited set of items helps you to understand what's available and how it can be used. An unlimited set of items turns into a needle in a haystack, only you don't know that you're looking for a needle or even what a needle is. Once you've got the conceptual design figured out, having lots of options is great. Until then though, too much choice can act as a barrier to entry.

    52. Re: Most packages are delivered during the day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Middlemen don't create wealth. Those jobs represent a drain on the economy, not a benefit. Their wages get paid entirely by the consumer, not by rich people or companies (who again are unproductive middlemen in that exchange, glad to pocket a share of it). The average person *loses* because of those jobs.

    53. Re: Most packages are delivered during the day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, you're at the dentist? No problem! We'll drop the new fridge off there.

    54. Re:Most packages are delivered during the day by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      So your saying we can't have nice things because you lack imagination?

    55. Re: Most packages are delivered during the day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your lack of perspective is wonderfully amusing. perchance you are young enough not to remember that chains killed off the local stores with their lower price and one stop shopping experience.. then cam the higher prices and lack of choice... now its the same with even bigger (online) chains. i for one DO NOT welcome may single option at whatever price overlords.

      clearly you need more time because you are frazzled... take that 30 seconds and finish masturbating.

    56. Re:Most packages are delivered during the day by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      Catapult obviously. Would probably take more care than some of the stuff I've seen.

      Also more realistically the trend I've been seeing recently (particularly this Christmas) is if no one is home, you don't get your package and you need to pick it up at the depot. With so many people ordering online and delivery, thefts are way up of people just picking stuff up off people's porches. A lot of stuff unless you are there to sign for it you aren't getting it anyway.

      If you are there I'm sure the little Cylon Toaster could just text you "Hey I'm outside right now, come flash your ID and I'll spit out your package!".

    57. Re:Most packages are delivered during the day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the plus side, time spent walking about the store is time you don't have to spend exercising in a Gym.

  2. Most diffcult Problem first? by LordFolken · · Score: 2

    I have never understood why one tries to do the car first. - its the most complex environment as there is anything from a cat to bike or other car that can suddenly get into your way. There is no fixed track, there are other participants that don't always obey the rules. Traction may vary etc. - personal cars are a margin business. Expensive sensors, computing units etc are a much larger percentage than in a truck, train, plane or ship. Its just uneconomical.

    1. Re:Most diffcult Problem first? by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      Hubris, I think

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    2. Re:Most diffcult Problem first? by doconnor · · Score: 1

      The easy problem has already been solved. There have been automated subways for decades.

    3. Re:Most diffcult Problem first? by hey! · · Score: 1

      Possibly because there are over 17 million cars sold annually in the US.

      Imagine you're a the manufactuerer who has the first real-world ready autonomous car system. You could spin it off and sell it to other manufacturers, allowing the ones in third place and lower to leapfrog your nearest competitor. This could eventually put your stockholders in the position of receiving a royalty on most cars being made whether they're from your company or not.

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    4. Re:Most diffcult Problem first? by slipped_bit · · Score: 1

      The last time I was at a Subway, the sandwiches were still being made manually.

    5. Re:Most diffcult Problem first? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have never understood why one tries to do the car first.

      What else are they going to use? Cars are available and relatively cheap. Anything done for a car can be translated to a truck. Trains, plains and ships have autopilots - but they are different systems with different standards to do a different job. Replacing regular drivers is a long term goal that will sell cars, or at least sell the dream of selling cars - an earlier goal is replacing freight drivers. Either way, complete road autopilots have the potential to sell a lot of vehicles.

    6. Re:Most diffcult Problem first? by Ocker3 · · Score: 1

      Manually? They're Sandwich 'Artists' you insensitive clod, what they're doing is Art!

    7. Re:Most diffcult Problem first? by vtcodger · · Score: 1

      In reality, I think they will actually do shuttle buses first. Fixed route. Slow enough for folks to get out of the way (if they choose to) Minimal kid, pet, livestock, wildlife etc in road problems. That and expressway trucking -- driver takes vehicle to on-ramp, dismounts. At destination, driver takes over truck at off-ramp. A zillion details to handle. And the Teamsters Union will want MAJOR concessions. But likely doable.

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    8. Re:Most diffcult Problem first? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trains, planes, and ships are already highly automated. The first companies with working automated cars can strangle the market and become one of the biggest and powerful companies in the world nearly overnight if they can ramp their production fast enough. Not only would everyone be paying them subscription fees to use their cars, but they'd get to data mine everything you do with them as well as produce constantly updating maps of every used road both public and private. And all of that is just for starters (phrase meaning there's so much more).

    9. Re:Most diffcult Problem first? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unions. I can't for the life of me why SF's Muni (municipal rail) doesn't experiment with this for the street cars. But then I remember the strong city union and have my answer.

  3. They are already here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because self driving cars are already here, and have been for months.

    https://arstechnica.com/cars/2017/12/driverless-cars-became-a-reality-in-2017-and-hardly-anyone-noticed/

    So to "arrive before self-driving cars" would take some amazing new time machine technology.

    1. Re:They are already here? by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 2

      But wouldn't you say that as soon as someone invents time machine technology, it will always have existed?

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    2. Re:They are already here? by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Without compelling these companies to report exactly how well they are doing, or provide results to testing, we don't know if these cars are viable or not. Something tells me if they could pass any driving test convincingly without making a mistake, people would notice.

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  4. How is that news? by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 4, Funny

    I saw someone get hit by an automated pizza delivery vehicle last month when I was staying at the Medina Plaza Hotel.

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    1. Re:How is that news? by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 1

      >> someone get hit by an automated pizza delivery vehicle

      In Soviet Medina, pizza company pays you.

    2. Re:How is that news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm an investigator looking into the insurance claim. Do you have a few moments to answer some questions? All your private memories will be kept confidential.

    3. Re:How is that news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I saw someone stand in front of an automated pizza delivery vehicle last month when I was staying at the Medina Plaza Hotel. They stopped the car, smashed the window, took about 12 pizzas, and ran off.

    4. Re:How is that news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kudos for getting the reference! One out of four. Slashdot's geek status is in serious jeopardy. I wish I had mod points. I'd spend five of them on this one little thread - two to mod up and three to mod down.

    5. Re:How is that news? by mentil · · Score: 1

      That's what they get for badmouthing Domino's on social media, AND keeping a tracking device on their person at all times.

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    6. Re:How is that news? by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      Someone even modded my comment "informative".

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    7. Re:How is that news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody's in danger of losing their "geek status" just because you could only get one slackjaw to slap their flippers together at your lazy TV reference.

    8. Re:How is that news? by cellocgw · · Score: 1

      I saw someone get hit by an automated pizza delivery vehicle last month

      eh? What's an "automated pizza" ?

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    9. Re:How is that news? by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      I'm not the one who replied to the AC.

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    10. Re:How is that news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Weren't they a group from the 80s? Pizza Will Eat Itself.

  5. One flaw by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

    There is one flaw: neither self driving delivery vans OR cars exist today. So arguing about which one is going to come first is pointless.

    1. Re:One flaw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except they do. Small scale in controlled environments, campuses etc., but they certainly are autonomously driving people and stuff around today.

      https://qz.com/673682/ditch-the-bus-self-driving-electric-golf-carts-are-ferrying-students-on-university-campuses/

      https://thenextweb.com/artificial-intelligence/2017/11/07/truly-autonomous-vehicles-are-finally-real-and-on-the-roads-right-now/

    2. Re:One flaw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But they aren't ubiquitous, dirt-cheap, and perfectly flawless. That means they don't exist and never will. Gotta keep that goalpost movin'!

    3. Re:One flaw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. Which is why they will ultimately fail, being based on flawed technology in the first place. Huge boondoggle. Will probably destroy our economy.

    4. Re:One flaw by RhettLivingston · · Score: 1

      Think of it as brainstorming, not arguing. And you seem to be using the word "exist" loosely as both have been deployed in limited numbers.

      As to which is first to mass use, why would either need to be? A TaaS operator could use the same platform for delivery or transport and just throw the right container for the platform's current assignment onto the platform when it leaves the depot.

      If you keep the batteries in the container, this solves the charging problem. And you'll need fewer motor platforms because you can dynamically reconfigure to carry more people during the day and packages while people sleep (the last pressures for daytime deliveries dissipate once you get to a quiet, driverless system).

  6. Doesn't anybody pay attention to the Tokyo and EU? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They've had much larger, regular sized automated delivery vehicles at EU and the Tokyo auto shows...

  7. Wouldn't work in India by slickwillie · · Score: 1

    How will they keep people who want a free ride off the car?

  8. what an idiot you are by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Henry Ford as a young man:

    "Neither automobiles nor interstallar spacecraft exist today, so arguing about which one is going to come first is pointless"

    yeah see how much sense that makes?

    1. Re:what an idiot you are by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      You are right. Automobiles and "interstallar" spacecraft are very similar. My mistake.

    2. Re:what an idiot you are by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Idiot. The absurd counter point is supposed to be...

      "Neither the wheel nor the interdimensional teleporter exists today, so arguing about which one is going to be first is pointless."
      -- Ug, caveman.

  9. Re:DontBeAMoran = fake name massive human fail by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

    Yay!

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  10. ElectroShock by Tulsa_Time · · Score: 1

    nm

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  11. Litter box driven by Toonces? by Mister+Liberty · · Score: 1

    Probably driven by this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

  12. My new hobby: Trolling SDCs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I plan on getting a custom cycling jersey made that has a full-sized octagonal "STOP" sign on the back (with the words "for cyclists" in small print underneath) for the sole purpose of trolling and sabotaging self-driving vehicles of all kinds -- to illustrate the inherent weaknesses and flaws in the technology.

    I'll also be sueing the living daylights out of any SDC manufacturer and any company that operates one if they EVER hit me, walking, riding, or driving.

    1. Re:My new hobby: Trolling SDCs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Your Honor, this car hit me while I was deliberately making it malfunction, I deserve money so why are you laughing?"

    2. Re:My new hobby: Trolling SDCs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Your honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, so-called 'self driving cars' are UNSAFE and I've demonstrated that in a practical setting, and have the injuries to prove it. Please award me $100,000,000 in damages, which I will use as campaign funds to get these death machines off our roads permanently."

    3. Re:My new hobby: Trolling SDCs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you think that sabotaging a car proves that the car is "unsafe" but somehow managed to get a hundred million dollars, that only means that the next 100 Nigerians to send you an email would become millionaires.

  13. of course they are by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This is being driven by a business need to reduce expenses. UPS driver union fighting UPS to keep self driving trucks and drones off the road is just asinine. It will ultimately cripple UPS as a company and set them back a good decade.

    Seeing any significant number (several a day) of self-driving cars in an urban area on the road way is 10-20 years off still and the day where more than 5% of cars on the road are self driving is still beyond that. Remember people, we have to cycle all the old inventory off the road. Electric cars are first and they are still a tiny fraction of the market, self-driving cars are still in such an infancy stage they will be following years after everyone has already been driving all electric cars for a few years. I remember when the first electric cars were being shipped. I live in the Seattle area and it still took a couple of years to start seeing more than just 1 or 2 a week. Now I see multiple all electric cars daily. Still as far a significant portion of the cars on the road, they are not even close.

    If you want to talk rural areas, add another 20 years to all of those estimates and you may never see a self-driving delivery truck in a rural area for at least another 50+ years. Where I grew up, there is no technology today where self-driving cars would have been able to navigate to even 10% of the homes. The closest they would be able to get without getting stuck, figuratively or literally is somewhere between 1/2 to 5 miles from most homes in the area where I grew up. Hell, when I was growing up, only UPS would deliver and you had to give directions, there were no addresses.

  14. Because drivers make OK wages by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    that's why. You can occasionally pay them like crap (parts runners come to mind) but then you have to deal with ex-cons, drug dealers and retirees. When it comes to drivers your choices are paying at least 2x minimum wage or hiring basket cases or folks who don't really need the money. Businesses are eager to change that.

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  15. Not far enough out of the box by RhettLivingston · · Score: 1

    This still looks too much like a vehicle instead of a delivery system. It even wastes money on glass - curved glass! At 35 mph, are aerodynamics that important?

    My expectations for mass delivery are more along the lines of a platform that carries a couple of bots and a container that can be readily swapped.

    The platform would be an ugly looking frame contraption that supports the wheels, motors, computers, sensors, lights, bumpers, a door delivery bot or two, etc., but not the battery or anything at all probably above the level of the lights.

    The container would have the battery at the bottom and nestle down in the frame. The container would essentially form the upper body of the vehicle from front to back. It is unlikely to have many curves because curves make it difficult to fully pack it.

    Bots might charge from the container's battery in between package deliveries so that they can't run out of juice on the route. Their batteries could be downsized with the more frequent charge expectations.

    The packages would be packed in freshly charged containers at the depot in an order calculated at the same time as the traffic optimized route. When the vehicle arrives, containers are swapped by machine and off it goes again.

    At delivery locations, a bot would pull the package from the container and take it to the door.

    Each platform could operate 24 hours a day stopping only for scheduled maintenance. Assuming a robotic picking and loading system at the depot too, very few humans would need to be involved for normal operations. The staff's business would be to handle anomalies which will decrease over time.

    In other words, I expect a system designed in conjunction with the depots from scratch around the task. This does not look like that system.

  16. Stupid Reasoning by Luthair · · Score: 0

    As such, Nuro believes cargo vehicles have a clearer, quicker path to profit than the 30 or so outfits that incorporate sentient beings who must emerge unscathed. “Passenger self-driving, to [these companies], is an existential threat; they have to get it right,” Ferguson said. “Whereas, for us, there are just some things we don’t need to worry about.”

    Exactly what you want to hear - we don't have to car about people inside our car..... not like they won't be walking around or driving every other fucking vehicle on the road. This is every bit as dangerous as any other self-driving vehicle.

    1. Re:Stupid Reasoning by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      The car without people can do things in an emergency to avoid harming outside humans that a passenger vehicle can not.

    2. Re:Stupid Reasoning by Luthair · · Score: 1

      Automated cars still have trouble just driving down the road and avoiding stopped fire engines, do you really think they have the capability to understand the scenario they are in is dangerous and divert into a tree?

  17. Re:DontBeAMoran = fake name massive human fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sorry. I was drunk when I posted that.

    APK

  18. Sucks for the guest by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

    What if I discover I'm out of towels after I call for toilet paper? Will the robot understand me when I also ask for towels as well? Will I at least get a two way conversation to the front desk?

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  19. Don't hold your breath by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The non-stop talk about level 5 (i.e. "fully, no human intervention required") autonomous vehicles has me wondering if I'm the last person on this planet who knows how computers work. The only way I can see any significant degree of autonomous operation working is if we do at least one of two things: Create special, auto-only vehicle lanes/roadways to keep robocars and human-driven ones away from each other, or add a LOT of hardware to public roads. Current plans to have cars work on stored information (e.g. maps), real-time sensor input, and vehicle-to-vehicle communication won't be nearly enough to deal with accidents, EMS vehicles, bad road conditions, bad weather conditions, missing or vandalized road signs, awful/drunk human drivers, etc.

    I have fucking had it with the asshole drivers on US roads, so truly autonomous vehicles can't get here too soon for my taste. But anyone claiming we'll get there anytime soon -- within 7 to 10 years -- is lying or delusional.

    1. Re:Don't hold your breath by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Somehow an industry that can't go a single month without OS patches is going to have autonomous vehicles behave correctly everywhere all the time. Yeah right.

      I think there's a real chance it could turn out reasonably well if they (Tesla or whoever else we're talking about) rolls out level 5 at first only with the US interstate highways and few major state highways. (limited chances for pedestrians & animals in the picture, no stops, good chance of knowing where construction/lane shifts/etc are going on, yet fulfils most of the really boring driving) Meanwhile, spy on the driver all around the city (when the human is driving), and upload all the relevant data to homebase every time the real driver did something different than the AI would have. After finding and fixing the first 50000 or more 'edge cases' that would have been a fatality if the car was in control, the company will have a good idea of how much longer until they're ready to take responsibility for driving every other road in America.

      As things seem to be going now, I think we're either going to have cars screeching to a halt so often that it's unusable (not to mention the accidents that causes itself), or we're going to have level 5 cars kill someone, the whole fleet gets an update so that exact set of conditions are handled correctly, and then repeat the process with different circumstances a few more times and the government up and bans all autonomous vehicles.

      Regarding this exact article, maybe there's a chance these robot deliveries will make the above described mistakes quickly enough that they get put out of business before the car makers get on the roads, and provide a cautionary tale about promising the moon in what's bound to be a very long software improvement process.

    2. Re:Don't hold your breath by wiretrip · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, the blockchain will be the answer ;-)

  20. auto playing video ad by jgrimard · · Score: 1

    I never click on the links, but did this time and was hit by a loud auto playing video ad. I need to remember to never click on the article links...

  21. Spying App are the trend by DrYak · · Score: 1

    So be prepared to need to agree to as many sensors access to their phone app as you already need to agree to Uber, Lyft, etc.

    (and tiny-micro print that boils down to "allow them to resell the data to 3rd parties for marketing purpose", but written in a way that sounds completely differentü).

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  22. Could HGVs be replaced by multiple smaller vans? by sean4u · · Score: 1

    How would multiple autonomous vans compare to an HGV for palletised/boxed freight? With the cost of multiple drivers gone, it seems like you could ship one or 2 pallets (or 4-8 pallets in a larger van?) per cheaper-to-maintain, easier-to-accommodate and more flexible vans. Platooning might (?) make multiple vans to the same destination as cheap in fuel as a large multi-axle delivery vehicle.

  23. Theft! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least there will be no job losses. All the drivers can be re-purposed as armed guards to ride along and protect the cargo.