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Ford Patents Driverless Police Car That Ambushes Lawbreakers Using AI (washingtonpost.com)

Ford has developed a patent for a police car that issues tickets without even pulling you over. The same car could also use artificial intelligence to find good hiding spots to catch traffic violators (Warning: source may be paywalled; alternative source) and identify drivers by scanning license plates, tapping into surveillance cameras and wirelessly accessing government records. The Washington Post reports: The details may sound far-fetched, as if they belong in the science-fiction action flick "Demolition Man" or a new dystopian novel inspired by Aldous Huxley's "Brave New World," but these scenarios are grounded in a potential reality. They come from a patent developed by Ford and being reviewed by the U.S. government to create autonomous police cars. Ford's patent application was published this month. Although experts claim autonomous vehicles will make driving safer and more rule-bound, Ford argues in its application that in the future, traffic violations will never disappear entirely. "While autonomous vehicles can and will be programmed to obey traffic laws, a human driver can override that programming to control and operate the vehicle at any time," the patent's application says. "When a vehicle is under the control of a human driver there is a possibility of violation of traffic laws. Thus, there will still be a need to police traffic."

The patent application says that autonomous police vehicles don't necessarily replace the need for human police officers for catching traffic scofflaws. Some "routine tasks," such as issuing tickets for failure to stop at a stop sign, can be automated, the patent says, but other tasks that can't be automated will be left to people. The application, which was filed in July 2016 and includes elaborate diagrams depicting the autonomous police car interacting with its environment, says officers could be inside the vehicle at all times and reclaim control of the car when necessary. But the application also shows how an autonomous police vehicle could be able to carry out many tasks we associate with human officers.

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  1. This is just silly by rsilvergun · · Score: 5, Insightful

    we don't need cars to do this. We can just set up cameras everywhere. The UK already does this in a lot of places. This is just somebody at Ford patenting something so they can say they got a patent.

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    1. Re:This is just silly by omnichad · · Score: 1

      This is just somebody at Ford patenting something so they can say they got a patent.

      And at this rate, the patent will expire before it's able to be monetized. They should have just held on to it and waited to see if nobody has patented it in maybe 10-20 years.

    2. Re:This is just silly by Lab+Rat+Jason · · Score: 2

      Please tell me they're going to name it Barricade. It's like let's patent a whole bunch of things that are already commonly available... but we'll package it _in_a_car_!

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    3. Re:This is just silly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      we don't need cars to do this. We can just set up cameras everywhere. The UK already does this in a lot of places.

      And yet, the UK still has lots of crime.

      So instead of spending billions on cameras (and violating the privacy of millions of people), maybe we should focus on other crime reduction strategies.

    4. Re: This is just silly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Police cameras are terrible. They are rarely even useful in solving crime due to the terrible picture quality. I wouldnt even film a UFO in one.

    5. Re:This is just silly by pr0fessor · · Score: 1

      They have cameras in the US also... some are for traffic violations some are just to monitor road conditions. The ones for road conditions are available to the public to view. They ones that monitor for traffic violation are usually marked and there are signs that state the road is monitored some even have signs that tell you how fast you are going when you drive past them.

      Using AI to find a good place to hide to catch traffic violations... sounds like a speed trap.

    6. Re:This is just silly by DivineKnight · · Score: 1

      In a car...on the Internet?

    7. Re: This is just silly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. Becore anyone gets too excited, it's a patent, not an existing thing. There are literally millions of patents for retarded things that don't exist.

    8. Re:This is just silly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      with blockchain

    9. Re:This is just silly by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

      Like deporting them to a large island half way around the world perhaps?

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    10. Re: This is just silly by houghi · · Score: 1

      First they added "on the internet" to any patent. Now they are going to add "on a self driving car" to it.

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    11. Re:This is just silly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You joke about that but I was involved in a startup which was "do X using blockchain". I queried why the blockchain was necessary but the guy in charge just said "We don't really need to use the blockchain and in fact it would be easier to do it with a centralised server but Long Island Iced Tea just changed their name to Long Blockchain and their market value spiked".

      Yay bubble! Needless to say it all crashed and burned.

  2. Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  3. Why do you even need the police car by NeumannCons · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Your car could spy on you... and notify the police who could then issue the ticket for speeding, distracted driving, and all manner of things. It could even supply pictures/movies of you breaking the law.

    Dystopian Big Brother future.

    1. Re:Why do you even need the police car by OzPeter · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Your car could spy on you... and notify the police who could then issue the ticket for speeding, distracted driving, and all manner of things. It could even supply pictures/movies of you breaking the law.

      Dystopian Big Brother future.

      That's already been tried. Back few years ago there was a car rental company who would ding their customers based on speed/time/distance data downloaded from the car's GPS. Not only were they dinging their customers, they were doing it without even notifying them.

      Here is the first link I found on Google

      http://onlineathens.com/storie...

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    2. Re: Why do you even need the police car by roland.c.harrison · · Score: 1

      Or you know they could just simply install a speed limiter. I guess you can't profit from that then!

    3. Re:Why do you even need the police car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They already do that . Some Mercedes cars automatically call the insurance company when it has been involved in a car accident. One driver didn't stop and remain at the site of the accident, but instead drove away. She then tried to argue away at the insurance agent who called her personally, only to end up having the police arrive at her doorstep.

    4. Re:Why do you even need the police car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It can do that once before those cameras are taped and GPS hacked to say I was traveling 4500 mph at 80,000 feet.

    5. Re:Why do you even need the police car by tinkerton · · Score: 1

      That's why the future is not Orwellian. In Orwell's future it was always possible that someone might be watching you. In our automated/AI future you can be certain that you will be monitored everywhere and round the clock.

    6. Re:Why do you even need the police car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your car could spy on you... and notify the police who could then issue the ticket for speeding, distracted driving, and all manner of things. It could even supply pictures/movies of you breaking the law.

      Is that any different from having a straight-laced friend? You know, the sort of well-meaning doofus who will drop you in it (maybe unintentionally) at the slightest misstep?

  4. Expect the cars to get vandalized by schwit1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The article doesn't mention if they are fireproof and bulletproof. Cash register justice will provoke a violent and justifiable response.

    1. Re:Expect the cars to get vandalized by Rob+Y. · · Score: 0

      Maybe - but at least the robots won't be so scared of a black male driver that they shoot him first and ask questions later...

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    2. Re:Expect the cars to get vandalized by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Automated speeding tickets got banned in California by the people. Abuse this and we'll take it away too.

    3. Re: Expect the cars to get vandalized by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless that n1ggers pulls what looks like and mostly likely is a gun.

    4. Re:Expect the cars to get vandalized by silvergate · · Score: 1

      awesome post, thanks. interesting article sam

    5. Re:Expect the cars to get vandalized by mishehu · · Score: 1

      Did they ever fix the bug in image recognition that caused people with dark complexions to be tagged as gorillas?

  5. What Could Go Wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A self-sufficient law enforcement robot, what could go wrong?

  6. This doesn't exist, may never exist, but... by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1

    This doesn't exist, may never exist, but by ghawd we're going to patent it so nobody else can make one if we decide not to proceed or find out that we can't do it ourselves.

    Glad to see that patents are promoting innovation and encouraging inventors.

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    1. Re:This doesn't exist, may never exist, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Patent only lasts 2 decades. We'll be lucky to have an autonomous car, that can drive other places than California (although maybe not even there since California roads suck real bad), in one.

  7. Already being done... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    New stoplight upgrades are including camera assemblies on the pole, arm, or both now. And not just the redlight cameras like they used to have, but straight up bona fide ip cameras, based on the enclosure size, likely 2160p or above with extremely large camera sensors.

    Next major city you visit, look for them. I haven't seen them much in minor cities yet, but you do see them at major stoplights along highways through smaller towns.

    1. Re:Already being done... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm just glad these things are illegal in my state. Enjoy your automated police state.

    2. Re:Already being done... by desdinova+216 · · Score: 1

      and officially they're being used to detect how many vehicles are at the light so it can cycle. It's an updated version of the wires in the road surface.

    3. Re: Already being done... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      those things you see on the traffic light pole arm are simply surveillance cameras. NOT red light cameras. Red light cameras have to snap a picture from BEHIND the vehicle, since license playes are universally on the back bumper.

    4. Re: Already being done... by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Not in California. That's why they still require front plates. :-D

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  8. auto photo tickets are like parking to the owner by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    auto photo tickets are like parking tickets that go to the owner but are not moving ones that go to the driver.

  9. programmed to obey traffic laws = toslow for I-294 by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 2

    programmed to obey traffic laws = to slow for roads. Like I-294 (55 parts) I-90-IL (Toll way) I-55 parts (that new part has people pushing 75-80 all day long)

  10. Fascist Ford returns to its fascist roots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Henry Ford was a well-known Nazi sympathizer.

    Facism in its true form is the corrupt alliance of big business with big government.

    Ford allying with the state to support the PIRACY RACKET that are traffic tickets is literal, actual fascism.

    1. Re: Fascist Ford returns to its fascist roots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You conservative fools are the ones who gave us both big corporations and big government (police state).

    2. Re: Fascist Ford returns to its fascist roots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Corporations provide you with stuff, like the computer on which you're commenting. Without corporations, you would have no internet, car, smart phone, computer, modern medicine or airlines. Take a look at the communist paradise Venezuela where they're literally eating each other.

      Governments steal your money.

      Corporations WITH crony government connections steal your money by making them by their stuff even if you don't want to. Crony capitalism is not capitalism.

    3. Re: Fascist Ford returns to its fascist roots by Duhavid · · Score: 2

      So, the question is, how do we get to this capitalist nirvana?

      It is the same story any utopia. Human nature gets in the way.
      Many things could work, if people would cooperate.
      But, we have human nature intervening, people grabbing power and more than they need and being jerks to others.
      It is the same here, you cant get over the hump very easily, and there are always those who want power, things, control, and will abuse your ideal utopia.

      It requires work. Hard work, by all of us, to watch, think, and not let things go down the slippery slope.
      We have not done a very good job of that, have we?

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    4. Re: Fascist Ford returns to its fascist roots by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      But, we have human nature intervening, people grabbing power and more than I think they need and being jerks to others.

      FTFY.

    5. Re: Fascist Ford returns to its fascist roots by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      Thank you for fixing that for me.

      How much power should peple have, then? Do we have a good system that treats all with something approaching fairness, dignity and respect?
      Or do we have abuse?

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    6. Re: Fascist Ford returns to its fascist roots by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      How much power should peple have, then?

      You missed the point completely. I thought it was obvious by showing it was your opinion -- how much people "need" is an opinion, everyone's got one, and yours is no more special than anyone elses. That's why saying someone has "more than they need" is a waste of time.

    7. Re: Fascist Ford returns to its fascist roots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One would think that given the whole scope of history, you'd recognize that the state is the problem in the equation.

    8. Re: Fascist Ford returns to its fascist roots by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      I got the point. I thought it was apparent that there are those who seek more to the detriment of many.

      Yes, mine is an opinion, an no more special than that of others. But yours and theirs is no more special either.

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    9. Re: Fascist Ford returns to its fascist roots by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      Yes, mine is an opinion, an no more special than that of others. But yours and theirs is no more special either.

      I didn't try making my opinion of how much people need more important than anyone else's by trying to denigrate people for having "more than they need". My reply didn't say there weren't people who sought more than was good for everyone else, so arguing with me about that point is a waste of time.

    10. Re: Fascist Ford returns to its fascist roots by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      I expressed an opinion, I am not seeing how that equates to "making my opinion more important".

      In "fixing" my statement to point out that what I wrote [ my opinion ] didn't you denigrate me and seek to make your opinion more important?
      And didnt that reply imply that the opinion that there people who sought more than needed was incorrect?

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    11. Re: Fascist Ford returns to its fascist roots by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      I expressed an opinion, I am not seeing how that equates to "making my opinion more important".

      Because you are defining what they need in terms of your opinion of what they need. Your opinion of what they need is more important than theirs under that definition.

      didn't you denigrate me and seek to make your opinion more important?

      No. I pointed out that it was your opinion, which is a fact -- that it is your opinion -- and you have actually agreed with that fact that it was your opinion.

      And didnt that reply imply that the opinion that there people who sought more than needed was incorrect?

      No, I already covered that. It pointed out that your definition was based on your opinion. It did not say that the opinion, when actually stated as such, was wrong. In fact, it implicitly supported the claim that people will seek more than you think they need.

  11. What about non AI using lawbreakers? by OzPeter · · Score: 1

    Ford Patents Driverless Police Car That Ambushes Lawbreakers Using AI

    What about non AI using lawbreakers? Will they be safe from this police car?

    And in other news the editors around here could use some AI (or even just I) of there own.

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  12. Unlikely to work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As with red light cameras, there's the issue of proving who the driver was. Furthermore, a ticketed person has the right to contest the ticket in court. It's a lot easier for the police officer who pulled the driver over to testify in court rather than examine the AI that issued the ticket. I don't think that this is practical. However, reducing the number of traffic stops might have the benefit of fewer stops that turn into excuses to violate the fourth amendment.

    1. Re:Unlikely to work by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      You change the law so the registered owner of the vehicle is liable and must prove the real driver if it wasn't them.

    2. Re:Unlikely to work by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

      and I want the source code / system logs / calibration log / config settings for that system. and if an red light also the same for the traffic light system as well.

    3. Re:Unlikely to work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What they really should do is notify the insurer of the vehicle that an automated traffic monitoring system has observed a moving violation, send a details and a video, and only consider an intervention with fines and points, either if the system observes unusually dangerous maneuvers, or if it is consistently observing violations.

      Oh, by the way, the system should aim to catch 100% of all lawbreaking wherever it is set up. Oh, by the way, this should also include tailgating, unsafe lane changes, improper lane use, and unnecessary usage of high-intensity headlamps.

      That said, I think speed limit really should only apply in relation to passing - passing someone who is moving at or above the speed limit in an adjacent lane is what the speeding violation should be, and not merely speeding on a well-lit section of highway while no one else is around. I also have little sympathy for those who view fines as a means to augment state budget and would rather see traffic laws enforced solely for the purpose of public safety, so fines really ought to either be abolished or apportioned to something relatively benign (such as compensation for the victims), and instead the state should be much more willing to revoke the aggressive drivers' licenses and encourage them to make use of public transportation instead.

    4. Re:Unlikely to work by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      That's nice.

      But if you want to drive on a public road, you must obey all traffic laws. It's a privilege, not a right. A judge won't care what you want.

      The laws about speed cameras, etc, usually all state the equipment must be compliant to certain standards, tested and calibrated.

    5. Re:Unlikely to work by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

      and there must be a log of that and it's my right to see it.

    6. Re:Unlikely to work by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Good for you.

    7. Re:Unlikely to work by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      Operating a vehicle on public roads may be a privilege, but due process of law is a right. That said, getting the state to acknowledge your rights is always a dicey thing.

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    8. Re:Unlikely to work by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      process of law is a right.

      Hence the reference to a judge, whose job it is to interpret and apply the law.

  13. Higher Priority by raftpeople · · Score: 4, Funny

    Kind of wish they would just get the Ford Explorer's transmission working before doing AI stuff

    1. Re:Higher Priority by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the tires on those Ford Exploders.

    2. Re:Higher Priority by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kind of wish they would just get the Ford Exploder's transmission working before doing AI stuff

      FTFY

  14. Sheer Astounding Arrogance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "When a vehicle is under the control of a human driver there is a possibility of violation of traffic laws. Thus, there will still be a need to police traffic."

    So when a computer drives a car, there is no possibility of violation of traffic laws?

    1. Re:Sheer Astounding Arrogance by arth1 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm foreseeing a future where driverless cop cars pursue and stop driverless vehicles...

    2. Re:Sheer Astounding Arrogance by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      I'm foreseeing a future where driverless cop cars pursue and stop driverless vehicles...

      Hello, Captain Obvious. AV will, of course, have a system where emergency vehicles can force them to pull over and stop. There will still be ambulances and police cars that run "code 3" and need all the traffic to get out of the way. The only difference between getting all vehicles to pull over and stop so an emergency vehicle can get through and an emergency vehicle stopping YOUR vehicle is that they'll pull in behind you.

      This system will have to be implemented before the first driverless car is allowed on the streets for real. Imagine the fun when an ambulance is on the way to a heart attack and an AV is going smack at the speed limit blocking the lane and won't pull over for the flashing lights. That will be one of the many laws that will have to be programmed in, and some method of reliably detecting when it is necessary to obey.

    3. Re:Sheer Astounding Arrogance by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Imagine the fun when an ambulance is on the way to a heart attack and an AV is going smack at the speed limit blocking the lane and won't pull over for the flashing lights. That will be one of the many laws that will have to be programmed in, and some method of reliably detecting when it is necessary to obey.

      Not to mention that pulling over is different in different countries. In some countries (like the US), you pull over to the right, but in others, you pull over to the left if in a left lane.

  15. Re:programmed to obey traffic laws = toslow for I- by Rob+Y. · · Score: 1

    I guess if enough cars are programmed to safely obey traffic laws, then the speed limits could be raised. Then again, weren't speed limits reduced for the sake of fuel efficiency? Do today's cars even operate more efficiently at 55MPH than they do at higher speeds?

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  16. Dupe! by Daetrin · · Score: 2

    I've heard that Ford has patented an autonomous police car that can ambush Slashdot editors with dupes!

    https://hardware.slashdot.org/...

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    1. Re:Dupe! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These are just separately patented partial behaviours. They patent every single intermediate step that can be described as a patent as they approach their real goals. In this spirit of duplicity, I will patent my right turning autonomous vehicle. Unique, isn't it?

  17. Kinda useless by viperidaenz · · Score: 2

    Their use-case of issuing tickets for not stopping at a stop sign has already been covered by cameras and mailing out infringement notices. Same with running red lights. Same with speeding. Same with driving in bus lanes. etc...

    I can't think of a single use for a police car with no officer that already isn't done better with existing technology.

  18. Robocops are last decade's failure by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 1

    Some "routine tasks," such as issuing tickets for failure to stop at a stop sign, can be automated

    In the past (at least where I live) the way that robocops got fucked up, was that they issued civil citations as a means of circumventing due process. This really pissed a lot of people off, since it was so blatantly illegal. Apparently the reason they did this, was that they were sure they would lose the case if it went to criminal court. I was never quite sure why that was, something about not having even a single witness for the prosecution, or something like that.

    How can a Ford patent fix this? The problems are legal, not technical.

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  19. Car capabilities and Camera prevalence. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Repost from other thread, plus additions for the above:
    OnStar has done this since the 90s, across the entire product line since... somewhere between 2006 and 2012, as well as to a lesser extent BMW, Mercedes, etc. Most of the exotics now have cellular immobilizer/tracking capabilities built into the PCM, or a module connected to it. Chrysler/Jeep has this as well, which is how that hack from a year or two back was performed. Besides that, Honda has started doing the same on most cars, as well as Toyota and possible a few other companies. The only ones I know of that are safe right now are Subaru on their 'base' models, and maybe Mazda, Hyundai and a few other budget/niche brands. Everybody else you need to be very thoughtful about what you say and do in your car because at minimum the newer ones are recording telemetry, and at worst they are recording/streaming your voice, telemetry, and have support for bidirectional firmware reading/writing, meaning they can find out if you hacked your ecu settings remotely, as well as updating your firmware, for instance if they need to make your death look like an accident. There are already a number of 'unintended acceleration' accidents that have happened that could have been criminal or government hits, and the capability of doing it with a car has become certain thanks to steering by wire taking away the final manual control you have left in some modern cars. The only ways you can possibly still have control at this point is a cable actuated clutch manual transmission car with the ABS fuse pulled.so you have direct braking control. Without both those features you can't be assured you can stop the car (and even then maybe not in time.) But if you have an automatic, abs brakes, and steering by wire, they can literally just operate the door locking mechanism to keep you from being able to get out, jam the accelerator down (since it is computer controlled), trigger the ABS pressure release valves (normally used to let the tires slip just enough to keep the car from skidding, but capable of reducing or eliminating brake performance, allowing the engine to accelerate you up to speed for a fatal crash.), then steer the car either off the road, or into oncoming traffic, as applicable to where the accident is triggered to take place.

    Repost:
    New stoplight upgrades are including camera assemblies on the pole, arm, or both now. And not just the redlight cameras like they used to have, but straight up bona fide ip cameras, based on the enclosure size, likely 2160p or above with extremely large camera sensors.

    Next major city you visit, look for them. I haven't seen them much in minor cities yet, but you do see them at major stoplights along highways through smaller towns.

    1. Re: Car capabilities and Camera prevalence. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you saying that some perv is listening to my farts, dick flaps, retarded voices, and how I curse shitty terrorist migrants sand n1ggers?

  20. Re: programmed to obey traffic laws = toslow for I by Type44Q · · Score: 1

    Do today's cars even operate more efficiently at 55MPH than they do at higher speeds?

    Physics is, indeed, still a thing.

  21. Re:auto photo tickets are like parking to the owne by networkBoy · · Score: 1

    And a valid defense is "I wasn't driving the vehicle" (At least in CA).
    There are some hoops to jump through, but in the end you can get out of the ticket if the driver is unidentifiable.

    Further, I got a ticket for being stopped at the limit line, but the rain triggered the camera. That was a fun one to fight as well. Ultimately I simply had my front license plate stolen, and that resolved most issues with that intersection for me.

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  22. Re:programmed to obey traffic laws = toslow for I- by networkBoy · · Score: 1

    yes, yes, and no (with qualifications for heavy vehicles and rear axle gearing).

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  23. ford will drive you federal prison after the pot s by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    ford will drive you federal prison after the legal in state pot shop visit.

  24. It's going to get interesting by Patent+Lover · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's going to get interesting when driverless cop cars issue tickets to driverless cars.

    1. Re:It's going to get interesting by desdinova+216 · · Score: 1

      define interesting. also isn't this a dupe?

    2. Re:It's going to get interesting by Patent+Lover · · Score: 1

      I just googled it but:

      adjective
      arousing curiosity or interest; holding or catching the attention.
      "an interesting debate"
      synonyms: absorbing, engrossing, fascinating, riveting, gripping, compelling, compulsive, captivating, engaging, enthralling;

          Dunno about the dupe.

    3. Re:It's going to get interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Luckily, you still need to have a human issue tickets. Otherwise, you would not be able to face your accuser. Until there are some changes in the Constitution, there isn't going to be purely automated tickets issued, AI or not.

      We already have automated speed enforcement traps. Adding wheels to them doesn't seem patentable.

    4. Re:It's going to get interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?

  25. how about just disallow illegal behavior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is just extending the current legal trap.

    If Speeding is dangerous and kills, put a speed governor in all cars.

    Pick a federal maximum. On other streets, use existing map/gps tech wherever possible, and limit the speed to the "Speed limit". If we wanted to actually limit the speed we can do that my direct means. If you insist that speeding should be allowed in emergency situations, add an override switch that would be illegal to use in non-emergency situations, and alert authorities on use.

    Same thing for running red lights, stop signs ... Yes, it all heads towards autonomous driving. Let's not pretend.

    1. Re:how about just disallow illegal behavior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go for it, just as soon as all speed limits are set appropriately according to consistent published standards. And a full impact assessment has been conducted in cases where the standardized limit will be set below the current typical speed absent the effect of traffic. Do those two little things and we'll get right on development of standards for the design and installation of mandatory speed governors. Should be able to get this one wrapped up sometime before flying cars take over.

  26. Aha! by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

    No one expects the Robot Inquisition!

  27. What could possibly go wrong by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 0

    Especially when most facial recognition apps are preloaded to presume people with dark skin are lawbreakers and have had people with light skin successfully removed from said databases.

    You're always guilty of something. This will end up with class action lawsuits.

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  28. Re: programmed to obey traffic laws = toslow for I by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do today's cars even operate more efficiently at 55MPH than they do at higher speeds?

    Physics is, indeed, still a thing.

    The question wasn't whether physics is still a thing, but rather whether the assumptions the earlier speed limit reductions were based on, i.e. the fuel efficiency of the vehicles, might no longer be valid. The questioner is suggesting that, 40-some years later, most cars in use today are more fuel efficient, and probably more efficient at higher speed, than the gas guzzlers that filled the roads back in the '70s, so a re-evaluation of the speed limits might be in order.

  29. The 80s almost predicted this by santiago · · Score: 1

    No man. All machine. All cop. The future of law enforcement.

  30. "identify drivers by scanning license plates" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So if your car is stolen this will identify the thief. Nice!

  31. Re:auto photo tickets are like parking to the owne by mark-t · · Score: 1

    And a valid defense is "I wasn't driving the vehicle" (At least in CA).

    Did you report the vehicle stolen? No.... then you're responsible.

  32. Not good enough unless it identifies the driver by Aspasia13 · · Score: 1

    Courts in the US (and possibly other countries?) have already ruled that knowing the owner of a car (e.g. via license plate) is not sufficient to issue a ticket for a violation. You have to ticket the driver, not the registered owner of the vehicle.

  33. Re:programmed to obey traffic laws = toslow for I- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Exactly. The problem is that we have a widespread attitude that says "speed limits are voluntary" and it's corollary "when I choose to ignore the clearly posted maximum speed and get a fine as a result of my personal choice, this is somehow indicative of bad government/police and not personal stupidity and ignorance". We need to lose both, and if that comes about through increased automation that is a good thing.

  34. Re:auto photo tickets are like parking to the owne by tsqr · · Score: 1

    And a valid defense is "I wasn't driving the vehicle" (At least in CA).

    California native here. About 10 years ago I sold my pickup truck and filed a waiver of liability with the DMV. Six months later I received an $80 ticket for driving the truck on the Orange County Toll Road without paying the fee. WTF? So, I called the phone number on the ticket.

    Me: Hey, I sold that truck six months ago!
    Toll Road: It's registered to you. Pay up!
    Me: No, I filed the DMV paperwork. It's not mine, and I wasn't driving it.
    Toll Road: DMV says it's yours. Pay up!

    So, I called the DMV.

    Me: Hey DMV, WTF??
    DMV: You're the registered owner. Pay up!
    Me: But I filed a waiver of liability 6 months ago!
    DMV: We have no record of that. Maybe it got lost in the mail. Pay up!
    Me: Lost in the mail? Seriously?
    DMV: Well, if the writing on the form is illegible, the data entry clerk discards it. Maybe that happened. Pay up!
    Me (under my breath): I bet a lot of forms processed on Friday afternoons are illegible. (Out loud): OK, thanks.

    So I filed another waiver, this time through the Auto Club, and got a receipt. That was the end of it.

    TL;DR: "I wasn't driving the vehicle" is only a defense if you can prove it.

  35. Won't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the US, this will suffer the same issue the cameras at stoplights do: they are unconstitutional.

    You have the right in the face your accuser in court.

  36. Depends on what your goal is by rsilvergun · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can't speak for the UK, but in America a lot of our Crime reduction strategies are really just backhanded racial segregation. Our entire drug policy is. This is why black people are several times more likely to serve time for minor drug offenses and serve more time to boot. One way to keep people in their place is to have selectively enforced laws that let you target undesirables.

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    1. Re:Depends on what your goal is by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      Bah, I'd argue that it was unintentional, and it's not "segregation". Yes, the "war on drugs" has been a failure, but I believe it was well intentioned. We all know now that it's caused a ridiculous incarceration rate. But think back a few decades if you can. The vast majority of the population believed that pot was BAD, or that it was a "gateway" drug. Do you believe that we were fed this information in order to incarcerate more of the black population? Certainly, there were plenty of Caucasians doing drugs as well.

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    2. Re:Depends on what your goal is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, the "war on drugs" has been a failure, but I believe it was well intentioned.

      Well intentioned, to serve the interests of puritanical assholes, implemented by terrible policies written by idiots.

      From the moment pot was declared a 'narcotic' despite not meeting any of the actual scientific definitions, it's been downhill from there.

      The vast majority of the population believed that pot was BAD, or that it was a "gateway" drug

      The majority believed those things because government propped up these claims without any actual scientific proof. It was truthy, but it was a lie.

      Well intentioned is complete bullshit if you start with the premise of "fuck what the science and medical communities say, I think it's evil". That level of intellectual dishonesty negates any claims that you meant well.

      The lies which were in Reefer Madness have never qualified as evidence, and the hysterical housewives and politicians who propagated them don't get a free pass for being morons.

    3. Re:Depends on what your goal is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of the people who started the war on drugs specifically admitted later that it was a way to target leftists and black people, who were politically opposed to Nixon.

  37. lady liberte' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    thank god in the US you're guilty before proven innocent.

  38. Re:auto photo tickets are like parking to the owne by networkBoy · · Score: 1

    I loaned my truck to my sis.
    Red light camera popped her.

    I wasn't driving and my gender didn't match the driver.
    I was also not compelled to disclose the driver, all I had to do was show the obvious "not me".

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  39. Re:auto photo tickets are like parking to the owne by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

    I wasn't driving and my gender didn't match the driver.

    This is so un-PC that I cannot imagine the CA government allowing it to happen. It doesn't matter that your sister looks like a girl and you look like a boy, your sister can be a boy if she says she is. I mean if he says he is. And you could be a girl even though your existing /. nick says you are a boy -- things change, sometimes on a daily basis. You can no longer tell just by looking at a photograph what gender anyone is, even if you limit it to a binary decision. When you consider that you might have a 37%/63% in-between ...

  40. Can I patent lengths of chain? by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

    As Scotty once said, "The more you overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain." I predict people will regularly hook lengths of chain to these things and the nearest tree.

  41. Not a world I want to live in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Guys, I'm raising the flag

    The last thing I want is to live in a world where I am under constant surveillance and being issued violations for every little thing I do wrong.

  42. terminator by Reverend+Green · · Score: 1

    It's happening faster than I expected. Self-driving cars are not yet mass deployed. Already it appears some of the very first of these monsters will be hunting us. Robots hunting human beings. There are some among us who welcome this new tyranny with open arms. Truly those men are enemies of mankind.

  43. Re:auto photo tickets are like parking to the owne by Required+Snark · · Score: 1
    Obviously you are not from California. I don't think you've ever been in the state, or anywhere more then 20 miles from you're parent's basement.

    Everything you are claiming is delusional. Your assertion is rabid wingnut foaming at the mouth.

    Just to take a guess, I would say that you have a KKK tattoo rather then a swastika. You reek more of nativist ignorance then worldwide paranoia.

    If you don't know all the words just use a dictionary, or find someone who knows what they mean.

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  44. Prior art by Chrisq · · Score: 1

    I think there is prior art for this

  45. I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who is supposed to shoot the colored person in this scenario?

  46. Re: programmed to obey traffic laws = toslow for I by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And yet the co-efficient of drag has significantly changed since 1970. Something about cars no longer looking like boxes but looking more like ovals. Who'da thunk that changing the shape of the car could significantly improve fuel mileage at high speeds?

    Well, physicists know this but, of course, they don't write the laws except, apparently, in the 70s, and now they can't undo what was clearly a mistake (since their law didn't take into account advances in technology). Guess in 1000 years when we create matter transporters they'll have to keep you in suspension for several hours to ensure they don't violate the speed limit either, you know, for fuel mileage sakes.

  47. Knight Rider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny, my son gave me the complete Knight Rider collection on CD for Christmas this year and I've been re-watching them. They need to build the cars with the Cylon light and give them a voice with a bit of attitude.

  48. This is a waste of resources. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We don't need a better traffic cop when we have self driving cars. When we focus on self-driving cars and we can eliminate these parasitic for profit policing which treat drivers as an income stream.

    Look at the red light camera scandals:

    https://www.motorists.org/issues/red-light-cameras/increase-accidents/

    http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/watchdog/redlight/ct-red-light-cameras-john-bills-sentencing-20160828-story.html

  49. Sounds like ED-209 by Miser · · Score: 1

    You have 10 seconds to comply!

  50. yay for swatting with the cars! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As if there is not enough swatting of the American homes.

    On the other hand, air has a chance to be smarter.

  51. Re:programmed to obey traffic laws = toslow for I- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yes, yes, and no (with qualifications for heavy vehicles and rear axle gearing).

    Feel free to show evidence of the fact that most cars fuel efficiency is better at 75MPH than it is at 55MPH.

    Let's put it this way, those that engage in hypermiling drive in the extreme right-hand lane for a reason.

  52. retarded by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    , a human driver can override that programming to control and operate the vehicle at any time" At the start but once it wokes well no controls in the car at all.

    No traffic duties hard to justify a cop no weed arrest we wont need even a quarter of them of course they will justify them at first with the usual terror but you can only bluf for so long.

  53. Fuck That by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

    If a government boot is on my neck there's going to be a God damned person's foot in it, I'll fight a robot.

  54. Robocop's ED-209 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ditch the car idea, mount it on a bipod and I'm all sold.
    It will fail a lot, but coolness factor will go through the roof.

  55. Not buying it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why buy something that's going to give someone else a money stream from your wallet? Goodbye Ford.

  56. Knight Industries Two Thousand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's finally here!

  57. Re:programmed to obey traffic laws = toslow for I- by networkBoy · · Score: 1

    Actually the vast majority of consumer passenger vehicles are roughly flat efficiency from 55 through about 70-75MPH (depending on displacement).

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  58. Re:programmed to obey traffic laws = toslow for I- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The real problem is that, in many cases, speed limits are purely arbitrary. I commute on a highway with a 55mph speed limit. All other similar highways in the area are 65. A few years back, a study found that, outside of rush hour conditions, just about nobody goes less than 65mph. They declined to increase the speed limit to 65 out of fear that people would respond by driving 10mph faster, completely ignoring the typical speeds on the nearby 65mph highways (which tend to be slower because the posted limit is more reasonable). When you make the limit 55 and traffic moves at 75 (with virtually no enforcement activity for anyone going less than 85), all you accomplish is training drivers to disregard the posted limit. Automated ticketing isn't the solution, especially when there's no valid reason for the rules that are currently in place. If anything, rigidly following arbitrary rules would create far more problems than it would solve. Fix the problem at the source and the system will settle into a stable state without the need for blatant cash grabs.

  59. This is utterly stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IMHO there would be absolutely NO GAIN if people can still drive driverless cars. The only way to make things better is to remove the human element from it completely. I know a lot of people wont be happy with it, but it IS THE ONLY way. So police cars will be useless for traffic infractions. They should only be used to get somewhere and at that point since everycar will drive itself even the police wont have to drive, the car will make other cars get out of their way, no need for flashy lights and sirens... only markings signalling that this is a cop car.

  60. They'll Love It by dcw3 · · Score: 1

    Cops are gonna love this. They won't have to interrupt the coffee and donuts to give out tickets!

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  61. Re:auto photo tickets are like parking to the owne by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

    Obviously ...

    Wow. Woosh to the tenth power.

  62. Re:auto photo tickets are like parking to the owne by tsqr · · Score: 1

    Obviously ...

    Wow. Woosh to the tenth power.

    I think he was triggered before his sarcasm detector could fire.

  63. Re:programmed to obey traffic laws = toslow for I- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If people in general would actually obey that "arbitrary" speed limit (along with various other "arbitrary" rules which routinely go unenforced and get disregarded but which do get used to determine who to blame for collisions), then you would not have everyone in the road attempting to force their way in front of each other, forming tightly packed groups, and randomly wrecking and/or forcing each other down to a very slow speed.