Elon Musk Sells $10 Million in Flamethrowers in Four Days (reuters.com)
An anonymous reader quotes Reuters:
A handful of tweets and four days later, Silicon Valley billionaire Elon Musk has closed orders for his latest novelty product, after selling 20,000 flamethrowers at $500 a piece. "Guaranteed to liven up any party!" was Musk's tagline for a sale which raised $10 million for his high-speed tunnel venture The Boring Company... "When the zombie apocalypse happens, you'll be glad you bought a flamethrower," he tweeted last Saturday. "Works against hordes of the undead or your money back!"
The fundraising comes as Tesla "struggles" meet its production commitments, notes the article, adding that analysts are wondering if the car manufacturer will eventually need billions more in funding.
By Wednesday Musk had sold out his entire suppy of flamethrowers, though "Apparently, some customs agencies are saying they won't allow shipment of anything called a 'Flamethrower'," Musk tweeted Friday night, adding "To solve this, we are renaming it 'Not a Flamethrower'."
"Or maybe 'Temperature Enhancement Device.'"
The fundraising comes as Tesla "struggles" meet its production commitments, notes the article, adding that analysts are wondering if the car manufacturer will eventually need billions more in funding.
By Wednesday Musk had sold out his entire suppy of flamethrowers, though "Apparently, some customs agencies are saying they won't allow shipment of anything called a 'Flamethrower'," Musk tweeted Friday night, adding "To solve this, we are renaming it 'Not a Flamethrower'."
"Or maybe 'Temperature Enhancement Device.'"
This guy obviously feels no responsibility for injuries caused by his products. He would throw a package of razor blades in a suicide ward.
Laws are rules for the court, but merely a bottom bar to hit for life. Think beyond laws in your actions always.
Hair Dryer - https://globalnews.ca/news/400...
What a funny joke about falsifying customs paperwork when shipping arms purchased over the internet!
I have a bunch of Brooklyn - I mean Musk - bridges for sale.
Has a bigger tank, and only costs $30.
https://www.harborfreight.com/...
This "flamethrower" is just a weed-burning torch with a modified case to hold the tank. That's what he should call it.
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What could possibly go wrong with that?
only one word: idiots
*snicker*
He has plenty of free time for stunts like this, but not enough to make good on promises to people who have already given him money, I guess. Glad I'm not one of them.
billionaires: we've just cornered the market on rare minerals used to design technology like cellphones and tablets in order to further our wealth and power
Elon: I made ten million dollars on novelty flame throwers branded with the name of my tunnel digging company i came up with on twitter
billionaires:...Is everything OK at home, Elon?
Good people go to bed earlier.
And are they available via Amazon? Gotta start thinking about next Christmas.
his not a flamethrower isn't a flamethrower. it's a torch dressed to look like a rifle.
you can buy the nozzle tip and the fuel bottles in a hardware store for a fraction of the cost.
He knows how to charge people $400 for a weed-removal product used in landscape maintenance that you can get for $30 at Harbor Freight. Brilliant!
May the Schwartz Be With You!
"To solve this, we are renaming it 'Not a Flamethrower'."
Won't work. The presence of the word "flamethrower" will cause problems regardless of context. A friend had the word "laser" in his company name and boxes would occasionally get held up in customs waiting for the "export paperwork". He was not selling lasers. A customs official pulled the packages due to the company name.
"Or maybe 'Temperature Enhancement Device.'"
Better.
The Nazis stopped using flame throwers, because they were too crazy and dangerous, and killed more of their own people than enemies.
The Nazis thought it was too crazy. ... and killed too many of their own people. ...
Let that sink in for a minute.
P.S.: CAPTCHA = madness. (I’m not kidding. That's literally the CAPTCHA right now!)
I know this is popular in America, but how the fuck is it his fault, if YOU can't handle it, yet do it anyway?
This is precisely what natural selection is for. You hurt yourself; you stop. If you don't stop, you die. Case closed.
But we "protect" each other so much, that we don't allow ourselves to learn and grow up anymore. Like there is no middle ground between being Bubble Boy and death. Even though that middle ground is precisely where the learning happens.
I'm not saying people should get hurt or die. I'm saying we should let people learn to handle these things. And not treat them like retards, until they are. Because that is precisely what has happened, and why Americans have become such massive pussies.
What I don't yet get, is why and when acting stupid has become a thing of pride. Instead of acting wise.
So given the choice of better options, who would voluntarily choose to buy from Musk and finance his ongoing business failures? How many of these people are Millennials with tens of thousands of dollars in student loans and credit card debt?
I was pretty critical of this guy for a while. But this shows me he really is having fun with the tech entrepreneur life, and doesn't worry too much about all the "what if?s". I'm starting to think he is okay.
sigs are for losers (except to point out that sigs are for losers)
This is not an asset so we don't have to read you your rights but can ask you questions.
customs agencies are saying they won't allow shipment of anything called a 'Flamethrower'," Musk tweeted Friday night, adding "To solve this, we are renaming it 'Not a Flamethrower'."
try that with drugs hell in some places you can sit in jail for 1-2 years before trail
Temperature Enhancement Device *
*Device not supported on Venus
Never worries 'bout his line.
Or a doggone thing, He's just a bang beat, bell ringing
Big haul, great go, neck-or-nothing, rip roarin'
Every time a bull's eye salesman
That's Professor Elon Musk, Elon Musk
I don't know how he does it but he lives like a king
And he dallies and he gathers and he plucks and he shines
And when the man dances certainly, boys, what else?
The piper pays him!
Apologies to Meredith Wilson.
George Carlin: Think for a moment about the concept of a flamethrower
Musk originally intended to defraud the consumer by selling garden torches as flamethrowers.
I would be interested to see how long it takes for Boring to *deliver* all of the orders. Hopefully, Boring will perform better than Tesla.
They look like candy with bright colors.
And it normally doesn't permanently hurt you to put a bar of soap in your mouth.
So, if I sell aspirin and put a big label on the box, saying "this is not heroin", I could be in jail for one to two years? If that's true then the justice system is really messed up.
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out side of the usa yes.
Ba dum TIS!
I, for one, am glad he is helping out with our Alien Problem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
http://avp.wikia.com/wiki/Flam...
A flamethrower may need a weapons import license in some countries. This device is more like a weed burner, so supplying paperwork describing the item is likely good enough...
Merchandising!! Merchandising!! Merchandising!!
Oh, so that's what TED talks are about. Toasty warm lectures. But you''ll still be shamed for falling asleep because it's too warm.
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