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Gates On a Plane: Alaska Airlines Inflight Entertainment Stars Bill Gates (miamiherald.com)
theodp writes: On Tuesday, it was announced that Alaska Airlines will make a new Code.org series of six short videos starring Microsoft's Bill Gates on How Computers Work available as inflight entertainment. "Because students and adults alike can learn from these videos," wrote Code.org CEO Hadi Partovi, "we are pleased to announce Khan Academy and Alaska Airlines will make them available beyond Code.org classrooms."
The original submission notes that Gates (and the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation) have contributed millions to both educational groups, but Alaska Airlines calls the videos "entertaining and approachable," and says they'll start appearing on their flights in April.
But the videos are also available online, and besides Gates also feature appearances by former Apple designer May Li Khoe and Nat Brown, one of the creators of Microsoft's Xbox gaming system.
The original submission notes that Gates (and the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation) have contributed millions to both educational groups, but Alaska Airlines calls the videos "entertaining and approachable," and says they'll start appearing on their flights in April.
But the videos are also available online, and besides Gates also feature appearances by former Apple designer May Li Khoe and Nat Brown, one of the creators of Microsoft's Xbox gaming system.
Listening to Bill Gates drone on about whatever is one small step better than sitting in a coach seat next to Andy Dick on a 16-hour trip to Australia.
No one will need more than 6 videos to learn coding
I have had it with these motherfucking Gates on this motherfucking plane!
No doubt it will also be full of pro-Microsoft advertising/brainwashing masquerading as facts.
Tape 2: Security
Nothing against Bill Gates but didn't anyone notice it was always Steve Ballmer selling Microsoft not Gates. I think its great to educate people to a higher plain on PC's and how they work.
Fine, rich bloke lectures kids on how stuff works in a trivialised manner.
Just as long as he doesn't have a foot-long hotdog and wiggles his arse as he walks away. Still traumatised by that, k guys.
I'll choose another airline then.
"We mustn't be caught by surprise by our own advancing technology" -- Aldous Huxley
full of howl-inducing inaccuracies, generalizations, and implications that Microsoft-based computers are the end-all-be-all of computing. But I'll bet they'll contain hackneyed comparisons like "the CPU--or (spoken slowly) Central Processing Unit--is the brains of a computer".
Oy! I rather hope these are soon-to-be-available on YouTube for our entertainment.
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Oops! Missed that part. Have to check them out.
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airbus.sys has crashed
I can just imagine the first video:
"Hi, I'm Bill Gates, and this is a computer. To run a computer, you must have software that tells the computer what to do. The most important software is the operating system that controls every aspect of the computer's operation."
"Windows is an operating system created by Microsoft, the company I founded. So let's put Windows on this computer. Now let's make few adjustments to Windows so that our competition's programs won't run on it any more. Now let's sit back and let the money pour in." (At this point dollar bills start showering down on Bill.)
"Let's make it better. Let's cut deals with computer manufacturers so that Windows is the only operating system they will install on their products. Now even more money pours in." (The shower of dollar bills increases.)
"Now let's charge hundreds of dollars for Microsoft products, because only our software will run on our operating system. Boy, are we making money now!" (The torrent of money buries Bill up to his neck.)
"And now I'm one of the richest people on earth. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how computers work."
I'd be a lot more entertained watching Bill Gates being thrown out of the plane.
Progressivism: Parasites helping parasites to help themselves - to other people's stuff.
*Austria
You Will Suffer Humiliation When the Pack of Wild Negroes from My Area Smashes Into the Pack of Wild Negroes from Your Area
As you can see from the calendar, the big game is coming up this weekend. I’m sure you are as excited for it as I am, as our cities are rivals and have been for quite some time. Your confidence in your negroes is high, but rest assured, you will suffer humiliation when the pack of negroes from my area smashes into the pack of negroes from your area.
On numerous occasions, you have expressed the conviction that your area’s negroes will be victorious. I must admit that every time I hear you make this proclamation, I react with both laughter and disbelief. “Ha!” I say to myself with laughter. “What?!” I say to myself in disbelief. How could you believe that your negroes could beat my negroes? It is clear that yours are inferior in every way.
When the sporting contest begins, the negroes in your pack will be treated as though they are inconsequential. It will be remarkably easy for my pack to accumulate more points than yours. There are many reasons for this, starting with the inferior physical attributes of the negroes representing your area. Strength, speed, and agility are just three of the qualities that the negroes in the pack from your area lack. The negroes representing my area, on the other hand, have these traits in abundance.
I would not be a bit surprised if the negroes in the pack from your area were sexually attracted to members of their own gender. That is how ineffective they are on the field of battle.
Do you still doubt that the pack from your area is inferior to the one from mine? Just look at our packs’ respective histories. In the past, my negroes have defeated yours on any number of occasions. Granted, there were times when your pack beat my pack, but those were lucky flukes.
The day of the game will soon be at hand. And no matter how hard you pray to a higher power or how many foam accoutrements you wear in support of the pack of negroes from your area, your pack will be defeated. We will win and you will lose. This is your fate.
Prepare for humiliation. It shall be upon you at the designated hour.
... will not be doing a flight safety video for them.
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Hey, it's Alaska Airlines, maybe they can get some old clips of Alaska Senator Ted Stevens explaining how the Internet is a "series of tubes", as the next step in their curriculum toward a highly-valued certificate in "Understanding Computers Via Inappropriate Metaphors".
I don't trust atoms -- they make up stuff.
So after flying for 640km the plane stops and falls out of the sky.
... in the Terminals.
It little behooves the best of us to comment on the rest of us.
where Bill explains how to evade paying taxes by transferring money to a foundation where it is still totally controlled by you and your next of kin, and then have that foundation invest that money in companies you hold shares of, at the same time getting kissed your ass by the media who now praise you as being a "philanthropist"...
... as entertainment, even if it was the only option.
Hopefully one episode is about how the BSOD works :P
Requiem for the American Dream
Don't let the regular folk know that computers are actually very simple, then I can't demmand a premium wage as compensation for the years I spent studying the science of them. Oh wait I'm Australian, I make the same as the admin people do. Never mind.
Like Windows in a submarine.
Alaska Airlines better stock up on barf bags!
Circle the wagons and fire inward. Entropy increases without bounds.
I notice that almost nobody has actually looked at the videos, they are fine. If your knowledge of computers extends little further than using a cell phone then they are quite informative. They even have Vint Cerf explaining DNS. There is no Microsoft angle and there are plenty of young and hip designers and coders explaining stuff.
So why post *political* viewpoints without bothering to look at the evidence? You are no more nerds than Facebook is likely to win a Nobel science prize.
Time to move on to the Biological Sciences where the next 50 years of real innovation is going to be. Genetics, agriculture, medicine, viruses, microbiomes are where it is at for nerds now and these are the exciting fields to get into. Bill Gates is not stupid which is why he is working on curing Malaria and not on a talking smartphone.
Facts are history now plebs have politics for religion on social media.
This little gem...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
Bill Gates Microsoft farewell video
Back in the 1990s, most schools in Bavaria had compulsory programming lessons. Typically either BASIC or TurboPascal. This was changed in the late 1990s to Office 97 courses, in part because of lobbying from Microsoft.
To demonstrate, this plane's autopilot runs on Windows Vista. Pay no attention to that planet approaching at terminal velocity.