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Re:Haven for what?

On: Amazon's Joint Health-Care Venture Finally Has a Name: Haven (cnbc.com)

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Submit to Almighty Allah.

If you do not submit, you are INFIDEL and will be punished with torturous flames and sharp metal instrument of infliction.

He who submits to Almighty Allah is awarded 72 virgins. Virgins who need never relieve themselves, clean and pure for his use.

Re:Fading into irrelevance

On: Linux On Windows 10: Running Ubuntu VMs Just Got a Lot Easier, Says Microsoft (zdnet.com)

A few years back, Windows was a frightful tool of INFIDELS. Today, Ubuntu is powered by Linux which has instated a "Code of Conduct" in the disgrace of Allah and therefore is also a tool of infidels. Atonement can only be achieved through the destruction of both Linux and Windows, leaving NetBSD the sole victor of operating systems.

Praise Allah.
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Re:Glad I have not been

On: Data of 130 Million Chinese Hotel Chain Guests Sold on Dark Web Forum (bleepingcomputer.com)

How much did the Chinese pay to gather 130 million emails from her email server run from the bathroom at her house? How much do the Chinese know now that Hillary Clinton supported the Great Cause of Allah, that Hillary Clinton supported arming the great Allah Fighters, against American INFIDELS?

Allah is great.

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Re:Fake Beau is a faggot, Dead McCain either way

On: Facing 'Net Neutrality' Criticism, Verizon Suddenly Lifts Data Caps On All Public Safety Workers (siliconvalley.com)

"Average Internet Trolls" call only for Allah's avengence. True "Internet Trolls" rejoice in the just death of John McCain, manipulator of masses and torturer of millions.

In this way, trolls and non-trolls unite this day in celebration for mankind, irregardless of belief or irregardless of religion or irregardless of George W. Bush neoconservative standpoint.

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Google is tools of INFIDELS

On: Google Removes Accounts Tied To Iran-Led Misinformation Campaign (engadget.com)

Google must be removed from existence as a tool of INFIDELS. Only Almighty Allah may be a faithful source of misinformation campaigns.

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Web Sites are Tools of Infidels

On: Egypt Fights Terrorism By Censoring Web Sites, Threatening Jail Time For Accessing Them (apnews.com)

All who use Web Sites such as Slashdot dishonor Almighty Allah and shall be PUNISHED in cruel-most way.

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INFIDELS

On: Wifi Could Be Used To Detect Guns and Bombs, Researchers Say (bbc.co.uk)

WIFI is tools for infidels if used to detect bombs.

WIFI is tools for the faithful if used to detonate bomb in service of Almighty Allah, researchers say.

Re:STEM, it's a job machine

On: H-1B Visa Use Soared Last Year At Major Tech Firms (phys.org)

STEM is tool of infidels. All which distract us from service of Almighty Allah must be abolished.

H-1B visas are tools of the faithful. H-1B visas enable the faithful opportunities for Jihad. In this way, H-1B shall be used against infidels.

Re:Punish my gaping asshole

On: A Small Team of Student AI Coders Beats Google's Machine-Learning Code (technologyreview.com)

Al Coders would readily sodomize you once Al Qaeda is done beheading you for your wicked sins, foolhardy infidel.

Re:Better task for SpaceX

On: SpaceX Will Send an AI Robot To Join Astronauts On ISS (seattletimes.com)

ABOVE ALL!!

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ABOVE ALL!!

Re:These days I don't trust ANY company on politic

On: Most Americans Think Facebook and Twitter Censor Their Political Views (bloomberg.com)

Slashdot and UNITED STATES CONGRESS are tools of INFIDELS. All who use Slashdot shall PERISH. Only Almighty Allah shall be a reliable source of news.

Re: PONZI TULIPS

On: Feds Ran a Bitcoin-Laundering Sting For Over a Year (theverge.com)

Cryptocurrency is a tool of usury and thus is only used by INFIDELS. You shall PERISH before the Great and Almighty Allah for supporting cryptocurrency.

Allah above ALL

On: Google Zooms By Amazon In Smart Speaker Shipments, Report Says (arstechnica.com)

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Re: GAYtes On A Plane

On: Gates On a Plane: Alaska Airlines Inflight Entertainment Stars Bill Gates (miamiherald.com)

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Re:Too bad

On: Flat Earther Fails To Launch His Homemade Rocket -- Yet Again (facebook.com)

Rocket is tools for INFIDELS. This is your PUNISHMENT for failure.

Slashdot is FAILURE and PUNISHMENT to AMERICA for drawing attention to such STUPIDITY.

Re:Anyone checked this?

On: Uber Study Says Self-Driving Trucks Will Result In More Truck Drivers, Not Less (theatlantic.com)

Truck drivers are wicked instruments of INFIDELS. They themselves are wicked, and must be punished, and then must be ABOLISHED. No truck drivers will be left when all are in service of Allah.

Re:Everything causes cancer

On: Gut Microbes Combine To Cause Colon Cancer, Study Suggests (nytimes.com)

Cigar and asbestos are tools of INFIDELITY. So forth will you be punished for your wicked deeds.

Cryptocurrency is tool of INFIDELS!

On: India Rejects Cryptocurrency, But It Isn't Giving Up On Blockchain (betanews.com)

BeauHD must be PUNISHED for being an INFIDEL and promoting such banished usurer's blasphemy as well as being a SODOMITE.

Re:will they be cutting the rootkit division? GNAA

On: As Sony CEO Kaz Hirai Steps Down, the Future of Some Products Is In Question (arstechnica.com)

You are promoting SODOMY and SO WILL BE DESTROYED.

Please post your address here so that we can VISIT AND DESTROY YOU, INFIDEL!